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Hey, Ralph, I need $30,000.

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Whoa, that is a hot entrance.

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Ralph, I need my drops please.

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My eyes are hungy.

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All right, Helen. Here we go.

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Oh, gimme!

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- There you go.

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Oh, yummy, yummy.

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Okay, what's wrong, Jack?

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Yeah, well, so last night
I was driving home

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and some creature like a deer
or maybe a bum,

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something, who knows,
leapt 10 feet into the fog

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right in front of my car.

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So I swerved, you know,
saving the bum's life...

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No, this sounds like a deer.

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Bums can only jump like 4 or 5 feet.

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Well, either way, you know,
I swerved, and I hit a tree,

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and I totaled my car, all right?

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So this morning I called an Uber

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and got gouged because of some scam

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called "Surge Pricing" or something.

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Anyway, to get my money's worth

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I grabbed all the stupid amenities.

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Point being, I'm gonna need a
$30,000 advance for a new car.

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I enjoy a Jeep Rubicon.

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Ooh, love that. Might go Rubicon.

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Okay, we really don't have
the budget for that,

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but we've been missing
a Driver's Ed teacher

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ever since Linda disappeared.

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Oh, Linda.

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You'd have 24/7 access to the car.

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Okay, well, what... what kind of wheels

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are we talking about here?

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We are talking about V4, automatic,

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big sign on the roof.

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Is she fast?

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No.

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- I accept.
- Yeah.

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- All right. You want a mint?
- Yes.

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One, two, three, four!

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- Corrected and synced by AnsumanChoudhury -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Everybody, shut up.

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Attention, attention, everybody.

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All right, Grace,
your attention please. Jeez.

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Well, I'll assume that you all
heard that I've humbled myself

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by accepting the position of
Driver's Ed instructor,

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and apparently, that position requires

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a valid driver's license.

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So last night, I was searching my apartment

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and I found this.

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This is a letter from Saint
Benedict's Catholic Church

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thanking my dead mother's estate

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for her bequest of $12,000

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which they used to buy
a statue of the Virgin Mary.

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So dome money-grubbing priest

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barged in on my dead Mom's deathbed

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and conned her out of
her life savings. Nice.

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And you were there for this
unlikely sequence of events?

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Well, no, Dan, I wasn't there-there.

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I was stuck in Cambridge, but you know how

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these clergy work. Mr. Griffin,

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do you maybe have something
against the church?

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Try 13 years of Sunday School.

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Every week hearing what
a bad little boy you've become.

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The sisters of perpetual torment

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making you feel like Pol Pot

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because you stuck gum under a pew one time.

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Well, I'm not bad. They're bad!

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Anyway, the fact of the matter
is that's my statue

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and with your help

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I'm gonna steal it from them.

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That's pretty metal.

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Mr. Griffin, stealing from
a church feels pretty low

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even for you.

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I go to Saint Benedict's

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every Sunday with my grandmother.

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I'm in the choir. They let me sing Rihanna.

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I want no part of this.

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Is that how everybody feels?

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Yeah? Grace?

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Wow. Okay, fine. Yeah.

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Mission aborted.

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Have it your way, guys.
Really appreciate it.

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All right, let's see. Ah!

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Anthony, Victor, and Heather,

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I'll see you at 2:00 for Driver's Ed,

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but don't expect to have a good time

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because I am in a mood.

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At night do you keep, like,
a baseball bat beside your bed

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in case a home invader comes in?

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I have a straight up machete.

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I have a fork,

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and if I'm being honest,
under it is a plate

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and around it is spaghetti.

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Wow, this is a real quizzer.

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My friend sent me a bunch of emojis

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and I have no idea what this means.

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Ooh, is it something juicy,
something filthy?

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First there's a doctor,
then there's a lady in a dress,

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then a martini, martini, and a martini,

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a hotel, a pill, a sleepy face,

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a needle, a "What? Who, me?" Kind of shrug,

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and then money, money, money,

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lady in a bathing suit,
and a palm tree island.

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Helen, I think your friend's about

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to murder a doctor for money.

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But she's married to a doctor...

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Oh, my Gondo.

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Doing great, Vic. Little slow.

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You also seem terrified.

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Okay, Victor, bust a U-Turn here.

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When do I signal?

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Now? Is it already too late?

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Signaling is, it's pretty optional.

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Oh.

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Yeah, you're gonna want to make
your way back to the road.

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Oh, God. Oh, God.

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Okay, let's just,
we're gonna find our way back.

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Kay, yeah, now go ahead and hit the brakes.

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There you go.

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Um, why are we at my church?

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It's on, baby.

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Ugh. Wow.

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Okay, I botched that.
Let's forget the hat thing.

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All right, come on. Everybody out.

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Let's go.

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Are you crazy? My grandma
and I come here every week.

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I am not helping you steal a statue.

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Well, we can't steal something

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that's already rightfully mine,
so problem solved.

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You don't see Victor complaining.

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- I'm just happy to be out of the car.
- Right.

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I almost had a nervous movement.

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A poo. Yeah, I know-

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Good to know, thanks for sharing.

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All right, look, Anthony,
you're already an accessory.

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Okay, you're in too deep, buddy.

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Plus you're the strongest one here.

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I need your help carrying this thing.

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Fine, but only because you
appeal to my sense of vanity.

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- Got A-Train.
- Got A-Train, all right.

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Maybe a little quicker?
You get what you get!

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Get what I get, all right.

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Come on.

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Okay, come on. Let's go.

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Okay, here. Come on.

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We gotta spread this.

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Spread this.

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Okay.

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Tip it. Tip it.

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Go, go, go.

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Anthony, ready? Go on three.

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On three. One, two...

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Come on. Okay. All right.

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What are you doing? Why are you driving?!

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I don't know!

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All right.

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Go, go, go.

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Come on, man, one pedal at a time.

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What is happening?

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Go!

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Come on, Vic. You got it, buddy.

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Let's go.

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Jack, Jack, yeah,
I don't want to alarm you.

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This is bad. Real nightmare stuff.

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I just got off the phone with
Saint Benedict's Church.

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Someone stole a statue from
there yesterday afternoon.

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One of the priests saw
the Whitlock High Dri...

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The Whitlock High Driver's Ed car

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speeding away from the scene of the crime.

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Did they see who did it or how many kids?

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No, just the car. Did you see anything?

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Did I see... No, I just had a lesson,

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and then I came back to school,

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put my keys right in the middle of my desk

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and went to work on my book
in the library alone.

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One of your students

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must have taken the keys off the desk,

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borrowed the car... - Yep.

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Stolen the statue.

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Now I'm gonna cross-reference
which one of your students

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is a middle child because
they look for attention.

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It seems like you might have
a juggalo in your class.

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Yep. Yes, this all feels like
a very credible hypothesis.

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Let's find this middle child juggalo.

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The church wants to handle this quietly,

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but they're sending someone to the school

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and they're gonna have to talk
to your students.

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We need to find this punk,

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but it's gonna be tough
because without the makeup

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juggalos looks like everyone else.

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It could be someone you work
with every day.

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Well, bad news, kiddos. We pooched it.

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Yep. The church knows someone
used the Driver's Ed car

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to steal the statue.

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Anyway, it's no big deal.

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They think that any of you
could have taken my keys,

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so the church is sending some
fuddy-duddy priest down here

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to play Columbo
and ask you all some questions.

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Look, most of you just need to
tell the truth, you know?

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After school, you were engaged

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in various extracurricular activities.

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Lacrosse, glee club,

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anything that lets me hold on
to my Mom's statue.

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I don't care. All right,
Heather, Victor, Anthony,

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you guys just need to come up
with an easy alibi.

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Something simple.
Something you can stick to.

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And it can be anything.

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Okay, now this attitude
immediately worries me.

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Got it.

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I was on a date with...

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A supermodel.

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Pew!

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No. No, no, no. Absolutely not.

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Come up with something better than that.

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Heather, I know you'll come up
with something great.

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Anthony, you good?

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The only reason I'm doing this

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is so my grandma doesn't find out

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and for the record, I'm not thrilled

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about lying to a priest.

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Awesome, so we're good.

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Yeah, everybody just needs
to stay strong and,

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you know, everything'll be...

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What is it, boss?

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Boss?

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Nuns.

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They sent nuns.

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Do you guys think they saw me?

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Saw you? What are you talking about?

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It's a simple question, Sarika.

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That pod of nuns. Did they see me?

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God, it's hot in here and getting louder.

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Everybody, just... just back off me.

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Okay, stop looking at me. Grace!

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Okay.

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Oh, God! No, Durbin, bad, bad!

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Do not sneak up on me like that.

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Sorry, Jack.

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It's these dress Toms. They are so quiet.

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They're ready to start the interview.

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Sarika, you're up first,

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and I will look into getting louder shoes.

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All right, Sarika, you got this.

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It's gonna be fine.
Just stick to your story,

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and don't let them use their powers on you.

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00:11:05,737 --> 00:11:09,776
Mr. Griffin, do you believe
the nuns have special powers?

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A little.

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I do, I think they have
a little bit of magic.

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Okay.

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Sarika, just don't look them
directly in the eyes, okay?

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Sarika, just to be safe!

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Sarika Sarkar.

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What unfortunate circumstances
bring us together today.

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But what a lovely jacket.

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Oh, thank you. I got it at the store...

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You know, Sarika,
the Bible says that in the end

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liars will reside in
the lake that burns with fire.

259
00:11:47,111 --> 00:11:51,546
Where were you between
2:00 and 5:00 yesterday?

260
00:11:51,548 --> 00:11:55,217
- I was...
- Sit up.

261
00:11:55,219 --> 00:11:57,920
I was at study hall.

262
00:11:57,922 --> 00:12:00,455
Really?

263
00:12:00,457 --> 00:12:03,625
- I was watching sports.
- What game?

264
00:12:03,627 --> 00:12:06,195
It was porn.

265
00:12:06,197 --> 00:12:08,397
You guys are good.

266
00:12:08,399 --> 00:12:10,132
I...

267
00:12:10,134 --> 00:12:14,202
okay, this lady has not blinked
since I been in here.

268
00:12:14,204 --> 00:12:15,469
Does she ever blink?

269
00:12:15,471 --> 00:12:17,272
I drink, I cuss, I sleep around.

270
00:12:17,274 --> 00:12:18,739
What are you gonna do about it?

271
00:12:18,741 --> 00:12:21,609
I don't think you do any of those things.

272
00:12:21,611 --> 00:12:23,411
I use the b-word sometimes.

273
00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:24,979
Who hasn't?

274
00:12:25,949 --> 00:12:28,416
Damn it, where's my damn splenda?!

275
00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:30,451
Michelle.

276
00:12:30,453 --> 00:12:33,087
Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry.

277
00:12:33,089 --> 00:12:35,756
Well, that's still seven Hail Marys.

278
00:12:37,627 --> 00:12:38,927
- There we go.

279
00:12:38,929 --> 00:12:40,795
Okay, cool nun, you got jokes.

280
00:12:40,797 --> 00:12:42,297
Are you allowed to do that?

281
00:12:42,299 --> 00:12:43,798
Yes, we're allowed to joke.

282
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,565
Are you allowed to skateboard?

283
00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:46,666
What's the deal with that whole thing?

284
00:12:46,668 --> 00:12:48,802
I think we can skateboard.

285
00:12:48,804 --> 00:12:50,337
So do you get your own clothes

286
00:12:50,339 --> 00:12:52,439
or just, like, grab one of those

287
00:12:52,441 --> 00:12:54,574
off a big pile every morning?

288
00:12:54,576 --> 00:12:56,343
- Uh...
- Can you cuddle?

289
00:12:56,345 --> 00:12:57,610
That's a gray area.

290
00:12:57,612 --> 00:13:00,780
Have you ever eaten a jalapeno?

291
00:13:00,782 --> 00:13:03,650
- Once.
- Ooh, you're a bad girl.

292
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,652
Ooh.

293
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,754
Oh, she got a Roman jalapeno.

294
00:13:07,756 --> 00:13:09,422
I said we should go Yogurtland

295
00:13:09,424 --> 00:13:12,092
because they know me there.
She didn't want to

296
00:13:12,094 --> 00:13:14,661
because of her modeling, but I said that

297
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,196
I thought she looked really good

298
00:13:16,198 --> 00:13:18,765
regardless of how much yogurt she ate

299
00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:22,001
because I'm a very body positive type of...

300
00:13:22,003 --> 00:13:26,138
It seems our thief left
a glass slipper at the scene.

301
00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:30,676
Does this retainer look familiar?

302
00:13:30,678 --> 00:13:32,879
Oh, that's not mine.

303
00:13:32,881 --> 00:13:35,181
There's only way to find out.

304
00:13:35,183 --> 00:13:37,516
What?

305
00:13:37,518 --> 00:13:39,451
Open.

306
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,826
Hey, hey, how'd it go? Did you cave?

307
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,495
You caved. I knew you'd cave.

308
00:13:49,497 --> 00:13:51,297
Damn it, Victor! I didn't cave.

309
00:13:51,299 --> 00:13:53,631
They think I'm innocent.
Yes, you're my rock, Vic!

310
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,300
Always have been.

311
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,702
I think we've got bigger problems though.

312
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,704
They found a retainer at the church

313
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:02,140
and they made me try it on.

314
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,376
What?

315
00:14:04,378 --> 00:14:06,511
Oh, no. My retainer's gone.

316
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,979
It must have fallen out of my pocket.

317
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,847
No, Anthony, once they make you try it on,

318
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,216
they'll see that it fits,

319
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,051
and then they'll have us dead to rights.

320
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,220
The nuns win.

321
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:20,225
This is what I get for being
a bad little boy.

322
00:14:22,273 --> 00:14:23,632
I mean, all they're gonna see

323
00:14:23,639 --> 00:14:25,138
is a teacher who stole from a church.

324
00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:27,264
They're not gonna care
that I was a good boy

325
00:14:27,289 --> 00:14:29,055
who was trying to avenge his dead mother.

326
00:14:29,057 --> 00:14:31,157
I mean, I... I'm screwed.

327
00:14:31,159 --> 00:14:32,426
We all are.

328
00:14:36,331 --> 00:14:38,164
They only have evidence on me.

329
00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:40,100
No one else has to get in trouble.

330
00:14:40,102 --> 00:14:42,001
What?

331
00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:43,837
You'd take the fall?

332
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,671
Sweet, sweet Anthony, would you do that?

333
00:14:45,673 --> 00:14:46,773
I could kiss you.

334
00:14:46,775 --> 00:14:49,142
I'll try and keep that
in mind when my grandmother

335
00:14:49,144 --> 00:14:51,010
wants nothing to do with me.

336
00:14:51,012 --> 00:14:53,679
Yeah.

337
00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:57,851
Anthony, I appreciate the gesture,

338
00:14:57,853 --> 00:15:00,486
but is the sad walk really necessary?

339
00:15:00,488 --> 00:15:02,355
Come on, man. Look, I know it's my fault,

340
00:15:02,357 --> 00:15:04,124
but I was just trying to avenge my mother.

341
00:15:04,126 --> 00:15:05,792
Anthony. Come on, man.

342
00:15:05,794 --> 00:15:07,627
Look at me.

343
00:15:07,629 --> 00:15:10,528
Anthony, wait, wait, wait.

344
00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:11,696
All right, look, there's only one way

345
00:15:11,698 --> 00:15:13,165
to get rid of these Dementors.

346
00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:15,500
Patronus.

347
00:15:15,502 --> 00:15:17,535
No, we need to get the statue
back to the church

348
00:15:17,537 --> 00:15:19,537
before they figure out who stole it.

349
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:21,774
Heather, Victor, Anthony,
I need you to pick it up

350
00:15:21,776 --> 00:15:23,708
and sneak it back into the church.

351
00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:27,045
We'll add Dan Decker for muscle.

352
00:15:27,047 --> 00:15:29,681
Schwing.

353
00:15:29,683 --> 00:15:31,150
What are you going to do?

354
00:15:31,152 --> 00:15:33,986
I'm gonna go stall those nuns.

355
00:15:38,392 --> 00:15:41,793
Hi, how are you... how are you doing?

356
00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:43,327
I'm sorry. Who are you?

357
00:15:43,329 --> 00:15:45,562
Oh, right. Duh.

358
00:15:45,564 --> 00:15:48,065
I'm Jack. I'm the Driver's Ed professor.

359
00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:52,670
Just thought maybe I could
help you guys crack this case.

360
00:15:52,672 --> 00:15:55,139
It is hot as hel... it is hot in here.

361
00:15:55,141 --> 00:15:59,076
Can I... do you mind if I?

362
00:15:59,078 --> 00:16:00,912
Very, very dry.

363
00:16:00,914 --> 00:16:04,182
Have you guys checked the Protestants?

364
00:16:04,184 --> 00:16:05,716
They hate you guys.

365
00:16:05,718 --> 00:16:08,419
- Be quiet.
- Oh.

366
00:16:08,421 --> 00:16:11,322
What did you say your name was again?

367
00:16:11,324 --> 00:16:12,890
Jack.

368
00:16:12,892 --> 00:16:16,592
Jack... Griffin.

369
00:16:16,594 --> 00:16:19,129
Are you Rosemary's son?

370
00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:24,434
Yep. That's right.

371
00:16:27,505 --> 00:16:29,439
Ooh, there's one.

372
00:16:29,441 --> 00:16:32,387
Victor, there's... and there's another one.

373
00:16:32,412 --> 00:16:33,763
Just park.

374
00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:37,144
That's a sideways one.
I can only do ones like this.

375
00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:38,701
Can we just hurry up already?

376
00:16:38,703 --> 00:16:40,569
Yo, Vic, can I please just park, Vic?

377
00:16:40,571 --> 00:16:42,505
I need to learn.

378
00:16:42,507 --> 00:16:44,173
Kay, well then, pull in.

379
00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:45,574
Don't need to learn, bruh.

380
00:16:45,576 --> 00:16:47,376
- Am I gonna hit that?
- Just park.

381
00:16:47,378 --> 00:16:49,812
You have to re-attack it.

382
00:16:49,814 --> 00:16:52,480
- Oh, my God. 
- Back up. Back up.

383
00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:55,082
Imagine how good I'm gonna be
at driving though?

384
00:16:55,084 --> 00:16:56,584
Like, after all of this, I'm gonna be,

385
00:16:56,586 --> 00:16:58,085
like, really good at driving.

386
00:16:58,087 --> 00:17:02,357
Victor. Victor. Wait, what are you doing?

387
00:17:02,359 --> 00:17:04,892
- This is how parking works.
- No, Victor.

388
00:17:04,894 --> 00:17:06,528
Stop...

389
00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:09,931
So it was your mother's
statue that went missing

390
00:17:09,933 --> 00:17:14,168
and your Driver's Ed car
at the scene of the crime.

391
00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:18,206
Wouldn't you say that was intriguing?

392
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:21,443
I mean, I wouldn't exactly
call it "The DaVinci Code."

393
00:17:22,946 --> 00:17:24,446
Hostility.

394
00:17:24,448 --> 00:17:29,115
Often the cloak of a man who feels guilt.

395
00:17:29,117 --> 00:17:30,917
Well, I didn't steal the statue, so...

396
00:17:34,289 --> 00:17:37,858
I wasn't talking about that, Jack.

397
00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:40,427
I was talking about your mother.

398
00:17:40,429 --> 00:17:43,964
You didn't spend much time with
her in her final years,

399
00:17:43,966 --> 00:17:46,066
did you, Jack?

400
00:17:46,068 --> 00:17:49,470
Some, yeah, not much.

401
00:17:49,472 --> 00:17:50,937
We spoke on the phone quite a bit...

402
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,439
I was busy.

403
00:17:52,441 --> 00:17:58,479
We're all busy, Jack,
but we also make choices.

404
00:17:59,814 --> 00:18:01,180
Did you...

405
00:18:09,824 --> 00:18:11,791
It must weigh heavy on you.

406
00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:17,329
All the trips home you canceled
because a meeting came up.

407
00:18:17,331 --> 00:18:20,332
All the birthdays you missed

408
00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:24,637
because you were out making
a name for yourself.

409
00:18:24,639 --> 00:18:26,338
Do you even know

410
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:30,342
what your mother's favorite
cake was, Jack?!

411
00:18:31,846 --> 00:18:33,245
Easy. Choc...

412
00:18:33,247 --> 00:18:34,446
Carrot!

413
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:35,847
Yep, carrot.

414
00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:37,950
You were about to say chocolate.

415
00:18:37,952 --> 00:18:39,318
That's funny. I feel like...

416
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,353
I feel like I heard myself say carrot.

417
00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:08,647
I'll tell you why
you stole your mother's statue.

418
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,849
Because you resent us

419
00:19:10,851 --> 00:19:13,051
because we were there
for her when you were not.

420
00:19:13,053 --> 00:19:14,786
No! That's not true.

421
00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:17,221
That's not true. No.

422
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:20,191
You took advantage of her when
she was old and weak.

423
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,126
- Did we?
- Mm-hmm.

424
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:26,832
Or did we give her the
company you failed to provide?

425
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:29,367
Admit it! For her!

426
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:36,074
Yeah, yes.

427
00:19:36,076 --> 00:19:38,009
Yes, I feel guilty.

428
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,178
I should have been there for my Mom,

429
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,046
and I wasn't.

430
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,681
All right, yeah, okay, I was selfish

431
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,650
and I let her die alone
and I should have been there.

432
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:50,855
And that's why you stole the statue.

433
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,690
Okay.

434
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,300
Hm.

435
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,439
It appears a miracle has occurred

436
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:12,410
and your mother's statue has been returned.

437
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,781
Wow. Cool. So you got your statue back?

438
00:20:18,783 --> 00:20:20,183
- Yep.
- That's great.

439
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:21,351
Yeah, and I was here the whole time

440
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,220
so it couldn't have been me.

441
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,856
Holy cow... wow.

442
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:31,194
Stuff got crazy in here
for a second there, didn't it?

443
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:34,964
I'm sorry. You guys seem nice.

444
00:20:34,966 --> 00:20:38,135
All right, well...

445
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:41,471
I'm outta here.

446
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:46,109
Spooky day, huh?

447
00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:47,544
You guys did good.

448
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:50,312
Here, I swiped this off the desk.

449
00:20:50,314 --> 00:20:53,315
- Thanks, Mr. Griffin.
- Mm-hmm.

450
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:58,654
Oh, and, uh...

451
00:20:58,656 --> 00:21:01,257
I want you to know I think it's great

452
00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:03,792
that you spend time with your grandma.

453
00:21:03,794 --> 00:21:07,496
You're gonna feel good about
that when she's dead.

454
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:12,520
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