1 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:44,480 "Kaaleen bhaiya" 2 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,560 "King of Mirzapur" 3 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:59,520 So, motherfucker, I guess that makes me a...? 4 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,320 Prince. 5 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:07,840 Prince. 6 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,600 Here you go, Munna bhaiya. 7 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:30,560 Got it for free! 8 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,480 I just had to mention Kaaleen bhaiya's name. 9 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,280 Leeching off someone else's power... 10 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:41,200 ...won't get you very far, Compounder. 11 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,160 Get in, take the beer. 12 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:37,800 Oh, man! 13 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,880 Look at them wagging their fucking asses, the bloody cunts. 14 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:52,880 Let's fix this. 15 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:55,640 Let's go, Compounder. 16 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:48,960 Hey there, take it easy. Take it easy, pal. 17 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,440 Who are you, man? 18 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,400 I'll tell you... 19 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:57,280 Fuck! 20 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:01,440 Come on, asshole. Dance. 21 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:03,760 Do you know the Hrithik Roshan step? Do it. 22 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,200 Go on. Like this. 23 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,720 Whoa! Look at that! 24 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,560 Next, next, next, which one next? 25 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:16,200 - Cobra dance! - Yes, cobra dance! 26 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:20,400 - Now, do the lightning! - Oh, yeah! Yeah! 27 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,600 Fly the kite! 28 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:18,520 Fixed them proper. 29 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,400 Greetings Kaaleen bhaiya. 30 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:31,520 Maqbool... 31 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:32,440 Yes? 32 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,360 Lala has kept his word. 33 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,240 The dark chocolate is top-notch, it'll give an effective high. 34 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,880 Increase our carpet production. 35 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:42,240 Yes sir. 36 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,160 And what about the guns? 37 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:45,680 Ready to ship. 38 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,320 He's here, Bhaiyaji is here. 39 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:55,920 Greetings, sir. 40 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,640 Could I get a minute with Kaaleen bhaiya? 41 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:01,680 He's our guy from Tulsi Chowk. 42 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,640 Sir, I'm one of your gun distributors. 43 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:11,320 This man bought a homespun gun from me. The gun - 44 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,400 Sir! I squeezed the trigger, and it blew up in my hand. 45 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,720 So what, you decided to land up on my doorstep, motherfucker? 46 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:25,200 No, sir! I didn't want to, but he insisted. 47 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:27,920 Didn't you test it before buying it? 48 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,640 How much did you pay for it? 49 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,440 Er... 1500. 50 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:41,800 What do you expect for 1500? A fucking AK-47? 51 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,280 Maqbool, give him another one. 52 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:49,480 Give him a loaded one. 53 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:56,080 Take it. 54 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,960 Well? Try it. 55 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:11,840 Go ahead. 56 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,920 Sir, I am right-handed. 57 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,600 You were. Now, you're left-handed. 58 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:23,560 You'll be eating and wiping your ass with that one hand the rest of your life. 59 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:24,720 Go on, try it. 60 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,120 You, come here. 61 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:56,800 Yes, sir? 62 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:01,440 Here. Take him to the hospital. 63 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:13,080 Maqbool, we have to do something about these guns. 64 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,840 It's bad for business. 65 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:34,040 Friends, who will let a new day dawn upon your lives? 66 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:39,440 Who will liberate Gajjumal College from Munna Tripathi's terrorism? 67 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:42,320 Who will usher in peace and prosperity? 68 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:46,280 I will! Yes, me... Deepu Singh! 69 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:50,280 Vote for me as your President! 70 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:54,760 Create a better future for your college and yourselves! 71 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:18,160 Your wrists are strong enough, Guddu bhaiya. Now study a bit too. 72 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,840 Oi, Mr Hulk. 73 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:27,280 Stand up! What is the next journal entry? 74 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,560 On your feet, boy! 75 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:48,520 This gorilla-like body that you're building, it complements your mind. 76 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,280 Both thick. 77 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,320 You've been flunking for the past 2 years. 78 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,280 Is this your personal 5-year plan? 79 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,960 Sit down. Thickhead. 80 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,640 What are you laughing about? 81 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,400 He just called me a dickhead. 82 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,560 I'm going to pound his face into the ground. 83 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,840 Not dickhead, he's calling you a thickhead. 84 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,560 It's 'Th', not 'D'. 85 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:19,040 Thickhead as in... stupid. Slow-witted. 86 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:22,880 Oh, then it's alright. 87 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,520 If I had any sense, I wouldn't have rolled down into your class. 88 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,800 Yeah, that's why I keep saying, study a little. 89 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,600 Studying won't do fuckall for me, Bablu. 90 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,560 The reservation quota kids will take away all the seats, anyway. 91 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:38,600 You know my plan, bro. I'm going to win the Mr Purvanchal title this year. 92 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,920 Fifty-one grand prize money. 93 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,560 Kaaleen bhaiya is the sponsor. 94 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,440 He's gonna hand me the trophy himself. 95 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,160 Right. 96 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,160 Just wait and watch. 97 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,000 Morning, morning! 98 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:59,640 If you want to remove tyranny from this college, then give me your vote. 99 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,200 Deepu Singh! Remember the name! 100 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,520 Vote for Deepu Singh. 101 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,480 Hey! Deepu bro! 102 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,960 Hey! Well, go after him. Get the bastard. 103 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,760 Oi! Stop! 104 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,200 Get him. Get him! 105 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,800 Making us run in the morning. 106 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,480 Motherfucker. 107 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,640 Giving us the damn college tour. 108 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:34,680 Hey, labcoat! Where did he go? 109 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,480 Are you gonna tell us or should I teach you some chemistry? 110 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,240 Get the fucker! 111 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,800 Hit me with the bottle, will you? 112 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:44,920 Stop running! 113 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,520 Shat your pants, Mr Politician? 114 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,600 Shit! 115 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,040 Go on. Right inside. 116 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,080 Bitch is making us work off that big breakfast. 117 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:15,760 Good morning, sir. 118 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,120 Well, asshole? 119 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,280 Why are y'all turning around? 120 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,640 Is there a movie playing back there? 121 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:24,360 Solve the problem. 122 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,120 Bablu, did you see that? 123 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,000 The way Munna bhaiya made the fucker run. 124 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,280 Drop it. Drop it. 125 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,720 How many times have I told you? 126 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:36,320 You nerdy bookworms need to stay out of politics. 127 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,040 Study hard, get a government job. 128 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,480 Run the nation. 129 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:45,160 But no, you've got bloody ants crawling up your ass crack. 130 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:46,840 Fuckface. 131 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,440 But, no! You want to contest elections, canvass support! 132 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,120 Oi, fucker. 133 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,960 Come on, get up. 134 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,720 Do you know who I am? Munna Tripathi. 135 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,120 King of Gajjumal College. 136 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:13,760 So fucker, when I stand for elections, the result is a given. 137 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,200 Right? 138 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,280 It's not hard to understand. 139 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,440 Hmm... Scissor him up. 140 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,680 No, bhaiya! 141 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:23,840 Should I take the penalty? 142 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,560 Yes, bhaiyaji. 143 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:28,560 What a goal! 144 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,280 Thus, both of Khanna's FDs had to be cracked open. 145 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:38,840 You! Evening tea and snacks in the canteen. 146 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,320 Put it on my tab. 147 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:45,040 Munna bhaiya! Make it eggs. Fifty. 148 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,280 He wants to be the Great Khali. 149 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,200 You can have the tea then, sir. 150 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,000 Let's go. 151 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,600 Why'd you trip up Deepu Singh? 152 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:57,240 Didn't you see how impressed Munna bhaiya was? 153 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,320 What are you doing? 154 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,840 You wear such tight leggings! Your gait is hypnotizing. 155 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:13,120 No wonder guys end up taking the town tour when they're trailing after you. 156 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,160 Have a little shame, Sweety. 157 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,880 Oh, around you as well? 158 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:24,360 But, seriously, when a guy has his eyes on you, doesn't that make you strut? 159 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:25,760 Oh, is that so? 160 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,560 Then how come you haven't taken my brother out on a date yet? 161 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,840 Why should I take him out? Am I the man or is he? 162 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,600 Every date in the calendar will run out... 163 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,280 ...but your brother will never have the guts to ask me out. 164 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,120 He shits bricks when I'm around. 165 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:44,520 Watch. 166 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,400 You've built a great body. 167 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:55,720 Now, if anyone were to harass me, you'd come to my rescue, right? 168 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,200 Sure, 'coz he's got nothing better to do. 169 00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,720 "Saving" the likes of you. 170 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,920 Why don't you hire a bodyguard? 171 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,080 Will you be my bodyguard? 172 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,440 Show me. Show me them boulders. 173 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,640 Oh, come on! Blow 'em up, like a balloon. 174 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,960 Huh! Don't ever touch me... 175 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,120 ...without my permission. 176 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,040 If I tell my father, you'll be beaten black and blue. 177 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:48,880 You know he's a policeman, right? 178 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,240 It'll be the third degree for you. 179 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,640 Your ass will be so sore, you won't be able to sit for a week. 180 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,000 Oww... let me go. 181 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,760 Just wait till we get home. 182 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,320 If you like Guddu bhaiya, tell him. 183 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,320 If not, move on. Don't mess around. 184 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,600 If a girl is beautiful, she can do what she wants. 185 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,640 I am beautiful, aren't I? 186 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,000 Bye. 187 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,040 Bye. 188 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,480 Got a match, Mr Pandit? 189 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,600 I don't smoke. 190 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:03,120 Just wanted to clean my ear. I don't smoke either. 191 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,960 When's the hearing? 192 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,360 In ten minutes. 193 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,680 This case, it's Mr Yadav's man. 194 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,240 I need you to take it easy in court 195 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,240 and ensure a 'not guilty' verdict. 196 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,320 Not guilty. 197 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,360 Get up, bastard. 198 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,280 Motherfucker, this is a courthouse. 199 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,760 You've made a mockery of it. Cocksucker! 200 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,880 Whoreshit! Get out! 201 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,040 Asshole! 202 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,160 Ramakant! 203 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,000 Mr Pandit! Let him go! 204 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,840 He's shitting bricks. 205 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,600 Don't show your face here ever again! 206 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,480 Mr Pandit, Mr Pandit! Let him go! 207 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,120 Listen to me. 208 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,240 C'mon, he's shitting bricks. Let him go. 209 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,720 They're termites, Judge. 210 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,240 They've destroyed the bloody town. 211 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,600 What can you do, Mr Pandit? 212 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,000 Go, man, go. 213 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,800 You watch out. 214 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:11,560 Get lost, motherfucker. 215 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,240 Should I throw you in lockup? 216 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,120 Get out! 217 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,560 Come, let's go in. 218 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,520 I'm the groom's uncle, and this is... 219 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,920 My brother-in-law, the groom's father. 220 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:29,080 Sir, you will take the case, right? 221 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,640 Three lawyers have already refused. 222 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:36,560 May I see the file? 223 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,400 Here. 224 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,360 This is the wedding procession. And this... 225 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:51,160 This boy fired the gun. I witnessed it. 226 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,880 This boy fired the gun? 227 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,600 I'm definitely taking the case. 228 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,600 Leave behind the file, I'll study it. 229 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:08,760 Sir... You won't change your mind later, right? 230 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,440 Don't worry about me. 231 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,120 Are you sure you won't change your mind later? 232 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:20,440 East or west, Munna bhaiya is the best! 233 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,760 You guys already know me. 234 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,440 Phoolchand Tripathi, aka Munna. 235 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,120 Who's the best? 236 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,000 Munna bhaiya! 237 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,440 -Can I say something? -Yeah? 238 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:37,200 No offence, but Phoolchand Tripathi is a pretty lame name. 239 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:41,800 Motherfucker, don't make me pulverize your nose. Shut up and cheer. 240 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:48,280 East or west! Munna bhaiya's the best! 241 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,200 Long live Munna bhaiya! 242 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:54,000 That guy. That's Mr Purvanchal. 243 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:54,960 Who? 244 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,400 That guy, the one who's flexing. 245 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,800 This year, I'll win the contest. 246 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,480 And then I'll win Mr Uttar Pradesh; 247 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,200 and finally Mr India. 248 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:09,200 My face will be on billboards everywhere and that's when I'll start up 'Guddu Gym'. 249 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,120 Thuggery has increased in college. 250 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:14,120 Students are getting beaten up in class. 251 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:15,680 This won't be allowed to go on any longer. 252 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:19,120 No more, no more! Hooliganism, no more. 253 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,480 Munna bhaiya's riding the gravy train. 254 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:27,080 Thrash anybody, screw with the teacher. Huh? 255 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,280 Girls constantly throwing themselves at him... 256 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,280 ...and that sexy ride. 257 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:35,880 When you gun it to 100, it feels like a million bucks. 258 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,200 Life oughta be lived like this! 259 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,680 Otherwise, hell, even the hair on your balls is alive. 260 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,840 Motherfucking son of a bitch. 261 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,520 If we had a Vespa, then this fucking bullshit wouldn't happen. 262 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,560 Hey! Guddu bhaiya, why are you freaking out? 263 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,880 It's just a chain that's fallen off! 264 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:11,680 Yeah, and what about my pride that's ground to dust? Mother- 265 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,040 Guddu bhaiya, stop! Enough! Enough, enough! 266 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,880 You've smashed the cycle to pieces, bro. Enough! 267 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,800 Did you speak to Papa again about going to Lucknow? 268 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,280 What are you shaking your head for? 269 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,200 Why didn't you, idiot? 270 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,400 Just fucking go to Lucknow and finish your Civil Services coaching! 271 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,680 You're smart. 272 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,360 You'll pass with flying colors. 273 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,400 I'll convince Papa. 274 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,920 Don't bother. 275 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,320 He'll just say that this is a waste of time and money. 276 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,000 Anyway, going to Lucknow won't guarantee my selection. 277 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,920 I can prepare for it right here in Mirzapur too. 278 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,480 And if that doesn't work out, I can always apply to the local bank. 279 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,720 This is what I mean! 280 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,320 A middle-class man isn't a man, he's a bloody moron. 281 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:19,000 No matter how fucking talented you are, you'll never get out of this shitty little town. 282 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,800 You've hit the nail on the head, bro. 283 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:22,560 Now look at me... 284 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,040 I wanted to participate in Indian Idol. 285 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,480 And here I am, repairing punctures. 286 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,000 Asshole, stop running your yap hole, I'll ream your mother, cuntlicker. 287 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,520 How much do I have to pay? 288 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,520 Son of a bitch. 289 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,280 Tripathi Square, Tripathi's town. 290 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,920 This is what life in Mirzapur should be like. 291 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,920 Well, keep pedaling. 292 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,920 [Akhandanand Tripathi] 293 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,160 Shift a little. 294 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,120 The man is always on top. 295 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,200 Then get it right. 296 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,240 I'm... about to come. 297 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,720 Please, just a little longer. 298 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,160 Sweet Lord. 299 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:22,760 What? 300 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,520 Did you? 301 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,680 I gave you Viagra, didn't I? 302 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:27,880 Why don't you take it? 303 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,680 You came too soon again. 304 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,040 You can barely get it up anyway. 305 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:39,320 And then when you do, I'm left panting like a bitch in heat. 306 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,840 In heat, are you? 307 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,600 Shall I leave you in a brothel? 308 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:44,720 Hmm? 309 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,640 You're a bride of the Tripathi dynasty. 310 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,960 Stop behaving like a whore, Beena. 311 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,400 I have given you Munna's mother's place. 312 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,560 Be mindful of your status. 313 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,880 If you wanted a mother for Munna bhaiya 314 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,840 you should've gone for someone your age. 315 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:06,240 Why did you marry someone young? 316 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,840 Wow, look at what steroids can do. 317 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,480 Should I try them? 318 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,480 They have terrible side effects. 319 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,720 Don't get into all this. 320 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:29,280 You don't get it, man. No pain, no gain. 321 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,480 Bhaiya, let's go get the cake. Papa will be on his way. 322 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,120 Yeah, Dimpy, gimme 2 minutes. 323 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:40,840 Apart from the pride, there are other animals nearby. 324 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:46,600 The lion's gorged on so much of the hippo that his stomach is fit to burst. 325 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:51,760 This lioness hasn't held back from devouring it too. 326 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,120 Full pressure. 327 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:56,800 Yes, Papa. 328 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,200 This is a spotted hyena. 329 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,720 They always attack stealthily. 330 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,760 But what is it that makes these scavengers 331 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,280 the lions' most dreaded enemies? 332 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,120 Vasudha! 333 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,240 Coming! 334 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,360 Did you have lunch? How was the paneer? 335 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,000 The judge had it all. 336 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:48,680 Hmm? 337 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,440 I had his Chinese cauliflower. 338 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,200 Well, that's just the limit. 339 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:57,200 I put in all this effort for you, and your judge enjoys it. 340 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,840 How was your day? 341 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,680 Well, you know Mirzapur. 342 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:15,120 A few days ago, some thugs killed a groom at his own wedding. 343 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:21,520 The groom's father and uncle want me to take up their case. 344 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,880 I've said yes. 345 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,160 Even if that puts your family in danger? 346 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,920 If you were so passionate about justice for all 347 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,680 then why did you marry? 348 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,400 You should have remained a bachelor, like Hanuman. 349 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,640 Kept everyone safe. 350 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,480 If I wasn't worried about my family, would I have bought this gun? 351 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,200 How many lawyers do you know who own a gun? 352 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,880 Now don't you start that old song about your gun again. 353 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,280 You ran from pillar to post for 2 years before you got it. 354 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,880 ...when you can get a homespun gun for 1500. 355 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,360 I'm a lawyer, not a thug. 356 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:14,360 Yes, you're a lawyer, and marrying you has made me an idiot. 357 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:20,880 If you're done with your commentary on our marriage, may I wash my hands, Vasudha ma'am? 358 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,320 Come, Munna bhaiya, I've made mutton today. 359 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,280 No, no, I won't have the mutton. 360 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,400 You make it very spicy because of Papa, I'll have this. 361 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,640 Maqbool, have a bite. 362 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,920 It's fine, sir, you go ahead. 363 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,560 You were to have the guns delivered a couple of days ago. 364 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,840 Did you get it done? 365 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:08,040 Not yet, Papa. I'll do it tomorrow. Was a bit busy. 366 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,960 Oh? What kept you so busy all day? 367 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,200 Campaigned for the women's vote in college. 368 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,320 Plus, the rival candidate was being cocky. 369 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,280 Got him back into line. It's all good. 370 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,000 Greetings, Bauji. 371 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:35,840 Hello, sir. 372 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,400 The new stock has arrived, I see. 373 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,720 Grab a gun or two if you want, Gupta. 374 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:48,960 No, sir. I already have this gun issued by the UP government 375 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:54,560 Uh, I just came to pay my respects. 376 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,680 Am I some deity that you've come to venerate? 377 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,480 What the fuck has happened that you couldn't wait the night? 378 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,520 Motherfucker. 379 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,920 Munna bumped off the groom in some wedding and you didn't tell me, Maqbool? 380 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,160 You came here to blabber about this bullshit? 381 00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,480 Was he your son-in-law? 382 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,640 You're a total idiot. Shut up. 383 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,640 And Gupta is just the messenger. 384 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,360 You don't bugger the messenger. 385 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,560 Otherwise, the next bit of information will never reach you. 386 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,080 Maqbool, how many times have I told you? 387 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,880 Count the bullets before you give them to him. 388 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,080 I'll sort it out, sir. 389 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,320 The fuck you'll sort it out. 390 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:23,880 Hey! 391 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,120 Fuckin' idiot. 392 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:33,680 Which lawyer have they hired? 393 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:34,880 Ramakant Pandit. 394 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,520 Great, just great. 395 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,920 Son, when will this tomfoolery of yours end? 396 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,920 Is this how you plan to run this town? 397 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,080 Just give me one chance to run Mirzapur, Papa. 398 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,200 I'll make you proud. 399 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,320 And we're in the gun business. 400 00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:01,680 Even if I do take a few extra bullets, what difference does it make? 401 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,040 If I open a brothel tomorrow... 402 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,440 Will you wear a skirt and start goddamn whoring? 403 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:21,960 We control the business, the business doesn't control us. 404 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,800 If you keep killing senselessly, our enemies will grow in number 405 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,680 and you won't even fucking realize. 406 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,840 Don't worry, sir. I'll handle it. 407 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,600 Why will you handle it, Maqbool? 408 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,600 Munna shat the bed, he will clean it. 409 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,040 Yeah, I would've handled it anyway. 410 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,040 It's no big deal. 411 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,600 I'll go set that fucking lawyer straight right now. 412 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,880 Here, I'm putting back your extra bullets too. 413 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,920 Gupta, take some mutton for your family. 414 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,000 Sir. 415 00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:15,120 Yes? 416 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:19,640 Sir, I've heard Rati Shankar's goons might visit Mirzapur again. 417 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,400 I gave Jaunpur to Rati Shankar. 418 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,840 For what joy does he keep trying to dip his dick here? 419 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,240 Cocksucker. 420 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,000 -Listen. -Yes? 421 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,240 Here. It's imported. 422 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,320 Your time is good, and this will continue to remind you. 423 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,080 Wear it. 424 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:38,720 Wear it! 425 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:40,880 Thank you, sir. 426 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,360 Sahib, mutton. 427 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:46,800 Alright, sir. 428 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:59,320 Father, sometimes I wonder... What should I do about Munna? 429 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:07,160 Well, what's stopping you from having another son? 430 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,360 And why were you so late today? 431 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,200 My scooter wasn't working. 432 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,080 Why don't you sell the scooter and buy a secondhand car, Papa? 433 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,120 Why? My scooter works just fine. 434 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,320 It got me home, didn't it? 435 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,680 Apart from that, if we ever have the money- 436 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,520 Yeah, yeah, I know this line by heart. 437 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,400 "If we ever have the money, we'll see". 438 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,720 Life has passed you by, but we've never seen the money, Papa. 439 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,960 Please, guys, don't start again. 440 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,320 Forget it, bro. You're too scared to even speak up. 441 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,560 Why can't he go to Lucknow? 442 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,480 We just keep worrying about money here. 443 00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:00,520 Son, us middle-class folks have to proceed with caution. 444 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,720 Yes, but middle-class folks can also have dreams, can't they, Papa? 445 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,520 Of course! Absolutely, Guddu sir. 446 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:10,320 If they don't flunk the same class two years in a row. 447 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:12,440 Hmm? 448 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,120 Where has Dimpy gotten to? Dimpy! 449 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,080 Come! 450 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,000 Come on, Papa. Stop all this. 451 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,160 What are you doing, kid? 452 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,080 Here's the cake! Cut the cake! 453 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,400 What, you want me to blow the candles out? Like some child? 454 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,960 Go on then. 455 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,000 Deep breath, then blow out the candles. 456 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:33,920 Yes. 457 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:40,440 Happy birthday to you! 458 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,840 It lit up again. 459 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:46,440 Happy birthday dear Papa. 460 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,720 Happy birthday to you! 461 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,080 Alright, stop, that's enough. 462 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,200 Okay, okay, we've stopped, Papa. 463 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,000 It's his birthday and you've smeared my face with cake! 464 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:10,880 Papa's gift! 465 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,560 Yeah, I already got it. 466 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,240 So, where is it? 467 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,080 Oh, yeah. Still have to wrap it. 468 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,800 Come on, bro! 469 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,040 Hello, Aunty. Is Ramakant Uncle in? 470 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:34,480 Yes, but... you are? 471 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,960 Who am I? Yes, who am I? 472 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,920 Very nice house. 473 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:39,680 Greetings, ma'am. 474 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:40,760 Where? Left? Right? 475 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:41,880 Left, then. 476 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:49,120 Hmm. Where is he? Here he is! 477 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,360 Sit, sit, sit, lawyer sir! You're embarrassing me! 478 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,200 Greetings, sir. 479 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,160 Oh, sorry! I'm Munna, Munna Tripathi. 480 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,080 This... is your daughter? 481 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,440 Dimpy, go inside. 482 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,480 Hey, what nonsense is this? Dimpy, wait! 483 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,320 Why will Dimpy go inside, Mr Pandit? 484 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,600 That's bullshit. Dimpy, come. Sit here. 485 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,120 Come here. Come, Dimpy. Right here. 486 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,120 Okay, that's alright. 487 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,480 Look, Mr Pandit- 488 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,200 We got you a gift, Papa! 489 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,360 You won't sell your scooter, but at least your safety will- 490 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,400 Aunty, how many kids do you have? 491 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,480 Any more upstairs? 492 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,240 Go have a look, bro. 493 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:23,480 Yes, bhaiyaji. 494 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:24,760 Oi, move. 495 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:32,160 Hey, Mr Hulk. You're that accounts class guy, right? 496 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,080 We got you eggs in the canteen, remember? 497 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,640 Yes, Munna bhaiya. You- 498 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,040 Come, come, come. You come along too. 499 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,600 A nice little family gathering. 500 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,560 Great, everybody's here! 501 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,080 Your mum's here, your sister's here... 502 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,120 It'll make it easier for me to ream everybody at once. 503 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,720 Right then, Mr. Pandit. 504 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,480 Getting straight to the heart of the matter. 505 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:03,200 That groom who died, I tonked him. 506 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,800 I didn't have any beef with him. I didn't even know the fucker. 507 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,760 I just get so... into the dancing, I didn't even realize! 508 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:17,240 The gun fired... and he just... kinda toppled over. 509 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:19,480 It was a mistake, Mr Pandit. 510 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,800 Not a crime. 511 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,920 And nobody should get hauled to court for a mistake, right? 512 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,560 Munna bhaiya, what a coincidence! 513 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:29,520 What happened, man? 514 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,160 This is our case file! 515 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:33,160 Our case file? - Yes! 516 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,280 Then, tear it! 517 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,000 Go on. Rip it! 518 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,080 Munna bhaiya. 519 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:43,840 Yeah, bro? 520 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,240 I'll talk to Papa. 521 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,320 Yes, yes, absolutely, please do! 522 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,160 Papa, whatever case this is, just let it go- 523 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,600 Did you see that? 524 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,760 How Uncle silenced him with just a finger? 525 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,400 And you guys thought he'd be a lightweight. 526 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,960 So, the thing is, you won't meet with that guy's family again. 527 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,520 Understood? 528 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,000 And if I didn't understand? What are you gonna do? 529 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:27,760 Hmm? 530 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,960 Whoa, Uncle! 531 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,000 We came here thinking we'd slaughter a lamb... 532 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,520 ...but you've turned out to be a motherfucking lion! 533 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,680 Bravo! 534 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:41,240 Listen up- 535 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,400 Munna! 536 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,160 Your daughter's feisty. 537 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,840 Marriageable age too. 538 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,600 Hope you've started looking for a boy. 539 00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:03,120 If not, send her to me, I'll douse that fire. 540 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:03,920 Munna bhaiya! 541 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,800 What, motherfucker?! 542 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:16,640 Do you know who his father is? Akhandanand Tripathi- 543 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:20,600 Your mother's cunt, old man! 544 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:22,640 Mummy! 545 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:51,600 He's fucked me up. 546 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,400 My ear's gone. 547 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,040 Hit him harder! 548 00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:06,960 Hit him. 549 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,720 Motherfu- 550 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:35,320 Compounder, bro, my ear! 551 00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:36,760 It's burning! 552 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,520 Move! Fucking move! 553 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,240 Move, motherfu- 554 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:55,400 Motherfucker. 555 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:10,880 Guddu, wait! Guddu, stop! Let him go! Enough! 556 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:14,280 Guddu. 557 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:37,080 Munna, you won't do anything more. 558 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:35,040 Make an enemy out of anyone in Mirzapur, but not Kaaleen bhaiya. 559 00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,920 In all the world, could you only find this one case, Papa? 560 00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:41,240 So, what do I do? 561 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:46,840 Shall I tell that family that I shat myself? 562 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,120 Papa. 563 00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,880 Or if you suggest, I'll just retire. 564 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,400 Oh, you'll retire? 565 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,520 How about you start simple and just take a case where you make some money for a change? 566 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,280 And your family is not in the line of fire. 567 00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,960 But, someone will have to take cases like this, bhaiya. 568 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:02,720 You don't make enemies out of kings, Dimpy. 569 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,240 Be practical. 570 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,640 You tell me, how many people can the two of us beat up together? 571 00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:10,200 And will you stop going to college? 572 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,560 Mum had to use the gun today, Papa. 573 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:25,320 Mark my words. 574 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,640 This matter won't end here. 575 00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:16,840 Hold on. 576 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,040 Dimpy, Mummy, go inside. 577 00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,640 - Who is it? - Just go. 578 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:26,440 He's right. Dimpy, take her. Get inside. 579 00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:03,480 Kaaleen bhaiya has summoned you. 580 00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,560 Let's go. I'm ready. 581 00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:13,360 Not you. 582 00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:15,960 These two. 583 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:25,440 You've two minutes. 584 00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:28,640 I'll be in the car. 585 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:42,560 Shall we? 586 00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:51,440 This is my problem. 587 00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,360 Why is he involving you boys? 588 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,080 Should've thought of that before taking the case, Papa. 589 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:12,160 You... always thrust your hand into the fire. It will burn. 590 00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,280 Kaaleen bhaiya has called us himself. 591 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,440 We don't have an option. 592 00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,600 If we don't go, he'll come here. 593 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,640 And if he comes here, Papa...