1 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,788 Previously on "Good Girls"... 2 00:00:05,831 --> 00:00:06,812 I got fired from tutoring. 3 00:00:06,832 --> 00:00:08,031 They said I took their stupid pen. 4 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:09,661 She's not me. 5 00:00:09,705 --> 00:00:11,402 I tried to seduce my therapist. 6 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:12,383 He straight up rejected me. 7 00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:14,144 You have a storied history 8 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:15,798 of pursuing inaccessible men, 9 00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:18,279 which is a defense mechanism to protect you from rejection. 10 00:00:18,322 --> 00:00:20,107 - You're gonna like her. She has birds. 11 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:21,131 Good night. 12 00:00:21,151 --> 00:00:22,413 So we wanted to talk to you 13 00:00:22,457 --> 00:00:24,546 about doing some custom work for us. 14 00:00:24,589 --> 00:00:25,938 Casino night. 15 00:00:25,982 --> 00:00:27,375 If it got into the wrong hands, 16 00:00:27,418 --> 00:00:29,464 it's kinda, like, counterfeit. 17 00:00:29,507 --> 00:00:31,727 That did not even occur to me. 18 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:34,164 - He's alive. I'm dead! 19 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:36,340 Word is, you do the best work. 20 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:38,125 I'd like to see how it's done. 21 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:43,565 - What do you think? - I think I need you alive. 22 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:53,227 Customer's here for you. 23 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:56,882 - Who is it? - Lewis baby shower. 24 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:58,580 I'll be right there. 25 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:08,242 Congratulations, Mr. Lewis. 26 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:13,247 Everything in order? 27 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:15,249 You'll know if it isn't. 28 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:27,435 Welcome to the Paper Porcupine. 29 00:01:27,478 --> 00:01:30,873 Here for the Shapiro bris announcements. 30 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:34,094 Of course, Mr. Shapiro. 31 00:01:34,137 --> 00:01:35,399 Back to school night, right? 32 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:38,707 Northfield Christian Academy. 33 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,056 Back in a jiffy. 34 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:52,547 Morning, sunshine. 35 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:56,420 They don't build them like this anymore. 36 00:01:58,205 --> 00:01:59,641 Pickup's not today. 37 00:02:00,642 --> 00:02:02,687 Is this where the ink goes? 38 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:05,516 Oil. 39 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,432 Can I help you with something? 40 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:10,782 Please... 41 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:12,654 Please don't do that. 42 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:14,830 Okay, my bad. 43 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:17,528 What tension do you set the rollers at? 44 00:02:17,572 --> 00:02:21,184 - Why? - Just curious. 45 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:24,970 Why? 46 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:27,538 'Cause I'm a curious guy. 47 00:02:28,278 --> 00:02:29,845 Well, you could look at the manual, 48 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:32,239 but there isn't one because this is older than the Bible. 49 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:39,855 See you soon. 50 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:50,648 Eww. 51 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:53,390 They didn't give me a knife. 52 00:02:53,434 --> 00:02:56,524 I don't want your grubby-ass house key on my BMT. 53 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:59,353 - Gym locker key. - Gross. 54 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:01,311 I barely use it. 55 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:02,921 Why didn't you just get two six-inch? 56 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:06,011 Because the foot-long comes with chips and a drink. 57 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:07,491 All good, thanks. 58 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:12,496 You know, I would love to be rolling in six-inchers, 59 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:15,978 but instead I am working my ass off for nothing. 60 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:17,675 Yeah, 'cause I just love 61 00:03:17,719 --> 00:03:19,851 being homey's indentured servant. 62 00:03:19,895 --> 00:03:22,898 Coming home covered in ink and self-loathing. 63 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,553 Where is she? 64 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,643 Voilà. 65 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:31,298 Thanks. 66 00:03:32,386 --> 00:03:33,778 - Lock the doors. - What? 67 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:35,519 - Hit the locks. - But they don't work. 68 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:36,892 - They're broken. - What's going on? 69 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:39,001 Take this home and hide it somewhere. 70 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:40,307 Why? 71 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,030 And only take it out when we're printing. 72 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:46,878 - What is happening right now? - This is insurance. 73 00:03:46,922 --> 00:03:48,619 For what? 74 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:50,708 Anyone can run a printer, right? 75 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:53,494 But you need these plates to make our money, 76 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:56,497 - so if one of us disappears... - Why would we disappear? 77 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:59,630 When he's done with us. 78 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:04,374 Jesus. 79 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:07,595 - Yeah. - Oy. 80 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:11,425 You guys get me a sandwich? 81 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:16,430 Yeah. 82 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:34,491 - oh, my god, Sara. What... what are you doing? 83 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:36,319 Two fingers? Really? 84 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,301 - So much cream cheese. - Yeah, it's a lot of cream... 85 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:39,540 it's a lot... it's a lot... 86 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:40,608 it's a lot of cream cheese. 87 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:42,456 - What's all this? - Hey, baby. 88 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:43,892 Got you poppy seed. 89 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:45,502 They have chocolate cream cheese. 90 00:04:45,546 --> 00:04:48,940 I'm sorry, did you just put that with your lox? 91 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:53,597 How long you guys been awake? 92 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:56,165 Baby girl wanted to go to the early-morning service. 93 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:57,775 She did, did she? 94 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,560 Yeah, I didn't wanna wake you. 95 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:01,736 Daddy said you worked late. 96 00:05:01,779 --> 00:05:02,911 Now... 97 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,956 Lil' Money, he still in there sawing logs. 98 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,503 I went in there with his video game music, 99 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:09,221 put it to the boy's ear... nothing. 100 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:11,354 You could have woke me up. 101 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:13,423 - Where's that chocolate stuff? - I put it in the fridge. 102 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:14,555 Okay, I see what you doing. 103 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:15,967 Trying to keep your own stash. 104 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:20,798 Okay, now, I'm gonna put this stuff under his nose, 105 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:22,650 and if this sugar shock doesn't wake that boy up, 106 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:24,324 nothing will. 107 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:25,586 Harry! 108 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:42,037 So you just found God? 109 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,038 What? 110 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:46,781 Game recognize game, peanut. 111 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:48,478 I'm just saying. 112 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:51,742 - Nope, that didn't work. Okay. 113 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:54,528 Time to pull out the big guns. 114 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:36,091 Break's over. 115 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:37,440 Go again? 116 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:40,095 - You can do that? - Yeah. 117 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:42,402 I'm like a chick. 118 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:44,055 Let's just leave it on a high note. 119 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:45,579 Hey, can I... 120 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:50,279 And I'm not complaining, but... 121 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:53,282 what's happening here? 122 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:54,588 I'm getting over someone 123 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:57,112 by getting in front of someone else. 124 00:06:57,155 --> 00:06:59,244 - Cool? - Happy to help. 125 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:00,420 Good man. 126 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:01,943 Hey, do you mind if we 127 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:04,075 just do it at your place next time? 128 00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:05,903 I have a kid. 129 00:07:05,947 --> 00:07:08,732 Yeah, and I have this, like, back thing, 130 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,342 - and tiles just... - Okay. 131 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:13,128 - So we'll go to your place. - We already did that. 132 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:19,569 You live in your car. 133 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:23,051 That's kinda how I got this back thing. 134 00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:24,748 You're homeless. 135 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:28,143 I'm experiencing homelessness. 136 00:07:30,145 --> 00:07:32,408 Got it. 137 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,497 You mind if I take a shower here? 138 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:37,282 We don't have a shower. 139 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:38,849 Sink? 140 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:52,646 Thank you. 141 00:07:59,653 --> 00:08:02,482 - Wake... wake up. - What? 142 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,006 What is it? 143 00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:07,008 It's a massacre. 144 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:10,707 What did you do? 145 00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:12,622 I killed them all. 146 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:15,495 How much did you feed them? 147 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:18,498 - Too much. Well... 148 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:22,197 not enough. I... I ju... I don't know. 149 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:25,505 They're not ready for this. 150 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:34,035 - I read about this thing. They can get an STD. 151 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,253 Eww, gross. 152 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:37,647 No, it's called sudden tank death. 153 00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:39,040 It's gotta be the water. 154 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:41,608 Yeah, I tested it with those little strip thingies. 155 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:44,567 One, two, three, up. 156 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:46,830 Easy. 157 00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:48,682 We'll just tell them they were sick and we took them 158 00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:50,302 - to the fish doctor. - I'll grab towels. 159 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:54,403 And pick up some new ones on the way home from work. 160 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:55,926 They're gonna know. 161 00:08:57,754 --> 00:09:00,061 - They're goldfish, Dean. They all look the same. 162 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,897 What's this? 163 00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:18,601 - Nothing. - Doesn't look like nothing. 164 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:21,909 It's for work. 165 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:23,412 Then why is it hidden in the laundry room? 166 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:25,066 - Where are those towels? - Is this what you're doing? 167 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:27,131 - Will you flush these? - Are you making money? 168 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,917 - Could I get that back? - No. 169 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,135 What do you mean, no? 170 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,835 He didn't waste much time, did he? 171 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:37,446 Dean... 172 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:40,362 How do you not see what's happening here again? 173 00:09:40,405 --> 00:09:41,842 It's different this time. 174 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,583 You're like the damn fish 175 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,062 with a castle thinking it's new. 176 00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:47,238 - You don't understand, okay? - Look, a castle. 177 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:48,544 Look, another castle. 178 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,285 - Give it back to me! - No! 179 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,859 Don't. 180 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:01,339 We can't go back. 181 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:02,906 He's gonna kill me. 182 00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:11,088 You don't kill something you love. 183 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:38,638 Hey, Beth? 184 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,380 Customer's here for you. 185 00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:20,418 There's been a bit of a snafu. 186 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,596 You don't say. 187 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:28,775 Press needed to be serviced. 188 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:31,212 So we couldn't make your invitations. 189 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:34,171 - It's more than a snafu. - Well, you'll get them. 190 00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,347 It'll just be a little bit of a delay. 191 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:42,092 - See, here's the thing. - I get it. 192 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,660 - We don't do delays. - I know. 193 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,250 And if that's what I'm looking at here, 194 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,446 then my boss has been pretty clear on how to handle it. 195 00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:53,538 What if I made it up to you? 196 00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:59,762 Like... 197 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,633 not him but you? 198 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:07,117 You mean if I wanted my own invitations? 199 00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,774 No event's too big. 200 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,689 It'd be a huge order. 201 00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:16,648 Try me. 202 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,261 100,000. 203 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,488 Easy peasy. 204 00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,578 I'll hold him off as long as I can. 205 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,282 Thanks again for your understanding. 206 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,545 - Which kind? The super absorbent ones? 207 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:46,287 Maybe just get the variety pack. 208 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,071 It only gives you eight of each. 209 00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:51,161 - Yeah, that should be fine. - How heavy is your flow? 210 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:53,598 - Like, medium. - I'll get you options. 211 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,818 What about pain relief? How are your cramps? 212 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,298 Babe, I'm fine. 213 00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,367 I'll pick up some Midol, just to take off the edge. 214 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:00,692 - Thank you. That's very sweet. 215 00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:03,826 Bubble bath when I get back? 216 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,219 Only if you join me. 217 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,574 Isn't he awesome? 218 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,837 Like nothing I've ever seen. 219 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,839 Quite a catch. 220 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:21,365 So, remember that project you did for us a while back? 221 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,935 Well, you did such a great job 222 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,589 that we wanted to hire you again. 223 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:32,246 What's the project this time? 224 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:36,250 - You're not gonna believe it. - It's another casino night. 225 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:39,253 I can't. 226 00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:43,953 - We'll pay you more. - That's not it. 227 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:48,175 I can cover you at work if it's time that's an issue or... 228 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:51,743 I'm not comfortable doing what you're asking me to do. 229 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,877 It's for a really good cause. 230 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,975 Gambling addicts, right? 231 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:16,812 I'm so sorry I brought you into this. 232 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,858 Why did you? 233 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,558 Okay, well, let me lay it out for you, Lucy. 234 00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,300 That piece of paper that you found in the dumpster, 235 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,780 shredded, that's gonna be us. 236 00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,478 Yeah, except you won't be able 237 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,262 to tape us back together again. 238 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:41,141 Hey, babe, I'm gonna pick you up some pads too, 239 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,949 'cause I know you hate leaving those things in overnight. 240 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,188 - I'll come with you. - Awesome. 241 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,711 Lucy. 242 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,019 Please. 243 00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:53,283 Just go. 244 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,904 He's so happy. 245 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:09,778 - Why aren't you in bed? - It's the finale. 246 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:13,608 - Why isn't she in bed? - America's voting. 247 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,350 - She has school, Stan. - It's just one night, baby. 248 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,809 Tiny country guy with the glasses? 249 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,353 No, old lady who raps. 250 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:20,963 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my god. 251 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,922 You should see this old geezer rhyme. 252 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,271 - Mom! - Woman! 253 00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,708 Bed... now. 254 00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:34,194 What the hell's got into you? 255 00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:35,935 Close the door, Stanley. 256 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,289 You know, she finished all her homework. 257 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,986 I know. 258 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,466 Little heifer's on the honor roll. 259 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:46,902 She loves animals. 260 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,426 She pops out of bed for church. 261 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,515 You know what else our little angel does? 262 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,779 She takes pens... expensive ones. 263 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:57,869 Yeah, she did it. 264 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:05,965 I know. 265 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,708 - You know what? - She told me. 266 00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:13,059 - When? - A while back. 267 00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:17,672 - And you're just cool with it? - No, I'm not cool. 268 00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:20,892 - You're not not cool. - You know what I am? 269 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,111 I'm relieved. 270 00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,895 The staying up late and the cream cheese? 271 00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,739 At least she was too guilty to live with it. 272 00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,034 What are you trying to say, Stan? 273 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,040 Come on, Ruby. 274 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,740 Wait, you're mad at me now? 275 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,484 When you lie, you sleep like a queen. 276 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,619 We're just lucky she knows the difference. 277 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,105 This is so wrong. 278 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,718 - We gave her a chance. - She doesn't deserve this. 279 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,502 Well, we tried asking nicely, 280 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,070 so now it's either this or the funeral home. 281 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:14,424 I want to make it very clear 282 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:17,688 that we have hit a new low, even for us, 283 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:20,387 and once you cross over, you don't come back the same. 284 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,041 Do it already. 285 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:26,958 We've done worse. 286 00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,279 What's it gonna be, baby girl? 287 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,116 Go. 288 00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,510 Go. 289 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:46,342 What if she kills him? 290 00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:48,039 She can't. 291 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,694 Believe me, she can. 292 00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,653 He's no good to us dead. 293 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:55,134 I meant by accident. 294 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,658 How much time do we have left? 295 00:18:57,701 --> 00:19:00,487 I don't know. 296 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:03,185 - What do you mean? - I hit lap timer. 297 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,579 - What's a lap timer? - I don't know. 298 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,802 What if we add up all the laps? 299 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,151 I'm afraid to stop it. 300 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,915 Lucy said he only power walks for ten minutes. 301 00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,937 Oh, god, I'm sorry. 302 00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:01,548 - It's okay. It'll be fine. 303 00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:02,940 No, it's not. 304 00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,551 Stan's gonna leave me. 305 00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:33,101 - Come on. Why? 306 00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:35,625 - This. Literally this. 307 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:36,974 - Birds? - Birds. 308 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,715 Bodies. Robberies. 309 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,413 It's ruining our marriage. 310 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,284 - He loves you. He will get over it. 311 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,068 He always does. 312 00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,202 That's the thing. 313 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,900 He's okay with it. 314 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:52,033 This is who he thinks I am now. 315 00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:54,644 - Oh, god. - It'll be okay. 316 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,211 No, he's back. 317 00:20:58,039 --> 00:20:59,954 No, no, no, no, no, no. 318 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,651 - Come on, girl. Get out of there. 319 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:03,914 Let's go, Annie. Come on. 320 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,179 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 321 00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:11,357 - Goodness. Where is she? Where is she? Where is she? 322 00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:23,673 Does she have it? 323 00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:34,336 Drive. 324 00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:38,297 Why didn't you take the cage, Annie? 325 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,516 Just drive. 326 00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:52,398 There are matching envelopes in the back, 327 00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:53,747 if you need them. 328 00:21:57,272 --> 00:22:00,275 Hi there. Welcome to the Paper Porcupine. 329 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,668 I like your tattoo. 330 00:22:01,711 --> 00:22:04,758 - Thank you. - What does it mean? 331 00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:07,369 Well, it's, sort of for this club that I'm in. 332 00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:08,805 - Cool. Super cool. 333 00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:11,397 I used to sling ink to pay for art school. 334 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:13,027 Slung ink. Slang? 335 00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:14,681 I think it's slang. 336 00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:16,422 That's cool. So you're an artist? 337 00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:18,467 Yeah, I do all the work design stuff here. 338 00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:20,991 Custom orders, stuff like that. 339 00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:24,038 Wait, so you mean, like, 340 00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:26,214 if someone wanted something special printed, 341 00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:27,389 you would draw it? 342 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:29,435 But you'd pick the paper, the colors. 343 00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:31,262 Yeah, but you'd draw it? 344 00:22:31,306 --> 00:22:33,526 Yeah, and then we'd make an engraver's plate 345 00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:36,224 and print it all on-site. 346 00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:38,008 - Cool. - Yeah. 347 00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:39,183 Cool, cool, cool. 348 00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:42,491 - Yeah, one-stop shop. - Yeah. 349 00:22:42,535 --> 00:22:45,059 You know, that's good, 'cause I'm... 350 00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:48,628 I'd really like to get rid of the person I'm using now. 351 00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:49,542 Really? 352 00:22:49,585 --> 00:22:52,283 Yeah, not so reliable. 353 00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:54,373 Well, won't happen on my watch. 354 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,723 Just let me know if I can help. 355 00:22:56,766 --> 00:23:00,814 Actually, Lucy, I think you can. 356 00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:10,040 - Hey. How was school? 357 00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:17,744 That good? 358 00:23:17,787 --> 00:23:19,702 You're mental. 359 00:23:19,746 --> 00:23:20,834 What? 360 00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:23,967 Wait, hey, wait. 361 00:23:24,011 --> 00:23:25,926 Hey, dah-dah-dah! 362 00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:27,971 - Don't go in there! - I can't go in the bathroom? 363 00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:31,497 You can, but... 364 00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:33,304 Your boyfriend just asked me for toilet paper. 365 00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:35,283 - Who? - Chris, Kevin? 366 00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:37,154 Kevin. 367 00:23:37,198 --> 00:23:38,939 He's outside in his car. 368 00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:40,636 Oh, god. 369 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,096 He said he wants to live closer to you 370 00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:44,597 - now that you guys are dating. - We are not dating. 371 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,208 He's living on our curb. 372 00:23:47,251 --> 00:23:48,905 He's going through something. 373 00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:50,341 You said you were done with this. 374 00:23:50,385 --> 00:23:52,343 - He's homeless! - You're an addict! 375 00:23:52,387 --> 00:23:53,649 Ben, Ben! 376 00:23:53,693 --> 00:23:55,152 We study people like you in psych class. 377 00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:56,478 Ben, Ben, Ben! 378 00:23:57,914 --> 00:24:00,264 What the hell? 379 00:24:02,179 --> 00:24:03,833 It's not mine. 380 00:24:12,015 --> 00:24:15,454 I don't understand anything that's going on here. 381 00:24:19,370 --> 00:24:20,981 His name's Au Jus. 382 00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:23,679 Give this to your boyfriend. 383 00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:29,816 Oh, my god. 384 00:24:32,209 --> 00:24:34,342 Damn. 385 00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:36,039 Yeah. 386 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,172 Yeah, I tried to get one with his head 387 00:24:38,215 --> 00:24:40,957 - actually in the disposal, but... - Jesus. 388 00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:42,742 I didn't do it. 389 00:24:42,785 --> 00:24:45,179 He freaked out every time I turned him upside down. 390 00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:47,181 How'd you even take these? 391 00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:49,009 Ben's selfie stick. 392 00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:51,054 Are we supposed to show all of these 393 00:24:51,098 --> 00:24:52,621 or just choose the best one? 394 00:24:52,665 --> 00:24:54,144 The one with the carving knife. 395 00:24:54,188 --> 00:24:55,668 See, I don't buy that one. 396 00:24:55,711 --> 00:24:58,018 Well, sorry, Ansel Adams. 397 00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:00,237 - What don't you buy? - I don't know. 398 00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:02,002 Maybe if it was, like, scissors or something. 399 00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:05,025 It's just not believable. 400 00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:06,635 Well, here, just scroll to the end. 401 00:25:06,679 --> 00:25:08,008 I did, like, a whole thing with the microwave and tinfoil. 402 00:25:08,028 --> 00:25:09,508 Let's just stick with the disposal. 403 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:10,857 She's gonna cave. 404 00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:13,512 Okay. 405 00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:18,540 If you hold the phone, then I can do the talking. 406 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,344 - That's all I'm saying. - It's your phone. 407 00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:21,630 How am I gonna hold the phone and do the talking... 408 00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:23,066 I already had to kidnap a freaking bird. 409 00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:24,044 I'm not doing it. 410 00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:29,484 What's up, ladies? 411 00:25:52,812 --> 00:25:54,683 How we doing, champ? 412 00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:57,164 - My hand keeps shaking. - Yeah? 413 00:25:57,207 --> 00:25:59,688 It's okay. 414 00:25:59,732 --> 00:26:03,344 Just take your time. There's no rush. 415 00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:04,954 She doesn't need to be involved. 416 00:26:04,998 --> 00:26:07,914 'cause you can do this? 417 00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:10,656 How about you two? 418 00:26:10,699 --> 00:26:12,440 - No. - I have the software. 419 00:26:12,483 --> 00:26:14,877 No? 420 00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:17,445 All this time, I thought you 421 00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:18,928 were the one doing the heavy lifting. 422 00:26:18,968 --> 00:26:20,187 Just let her go. 423 00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:22,189 And here you are stealing my girl's thunder. 424 00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:26,030 Ain't bitches supposed to be, like, 425 00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:27,586 lifting each other up these days? 426 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:31,198 So much for feminism. 427 00:26:33,766 --> 00:26:36,203 Maybe you don't need to be involved. 428 00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:42,209 Hello! Lucy! 429 00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:45,647 It's Mrs. Harris. 430 00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:48,389 I told her I'd stay late so she could pick up her order. 431 00:26:48,432 --> 00:26:50,391 Go tell Mrs. Harris that we're closed, okay? 432 00:26:51,827 --> 00:26:53,568 - Okay. - Okay? 433 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:54,830 Yeah. 434 00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:01,881 Go with her. 435 00:27:08,017 --> 00:27:12,369 And... be smart, yeah? 436 00:27:18,288 --> 00:27:20,073 Oh, my god. 437 00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:22,510 They're almost too beautiful to send. 438 00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:24,947 Wish Henry a happy retirement for us. 439 00:27:24,991 --> 00:27:27,689 Now, what do you have in the way of place cards? 440 00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:29,952 - We're all out, actually. - What are these? 441 00:27:29,996 --> 00:27:32,781 It says place cards. Boy. 442 00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:34,261 What do you think would go best? 443 00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:35,523 Blue plaid. 444 00:27:35,566 --> 00:27:38,091 Okay, but the invitations are red. 445 00:27:38,134 --> 00:27:39,202 - Should we... - Red gingham. 446 00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:41,007 Right here. 447 00:27:41,050 --> 00:27:44,401 These are perfect! 448 00:27:44,445 --> 00:27:46,969 All right, now, should I just give you the guest list? 449 00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:49,102 Okay, great. 450 00:27:49,145 --> 00:27:51,060 Definitely the entire office. 451 00:27:51,104 --> 00:27:52,235 We'll start there. 452 00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:54,890 Bob, 453 00:27:54,934 --> 00:27:56,892 George, 454 00:27:56,936 --> 00:27:59,634 Troy, Stanley... 455 00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:04,030 Richard, Ellen, Hakim... 456 00:28:04,073 --> 00:28:05,727 All right, I love you, babe. 457 00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:07,816 Good night, sweetie pie. Good night, bug. 458 00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:09,426 I'll see you in the morning, okay? 459 00:28:12,038 --> 00:28:13,387 Daddy? 460 00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:16,695 Yeah? 461 00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:20,307 When do Reddy, Bluey, and Greeny 462 00:28:20,350 --> 00:28:22,875 get back from the fish hospital? 463 00:28:25,181 --> 00:28:26,313 W... 464 00:28:27,270 --> 00:28:29,882 It turns out... 465 00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:30,883 that... 466 00:28:36,584 --> 00:28:39,369 The fish doctors discovered they have superpowers. 467 00:28:40,936 --> 00:28:42,416 Really? 468 00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:44,897 Yeah, and they were accepted 469 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:48,814 at a very special fish magic school. 470 00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:51,817 It's half "X-Men," half "Harry Potter," 471 00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:54,384 but it's top secret, so we can't see them 472 00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:56,560 or visit for a really long time. 473 00:28:57,648 --> 00:28:59,781 Kenny said you flushed them. 474 00:29:05,004 --> 00:29:06,440 He saw you do it. 475 00:29:08,529 --> 00:29:11,053 Well, yeah, that's how you get to the fish school. 476 00:29:11,097 --> 00:29:12,881 The toilet is the portal. 477 00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:21,237 Can we get a different pet? 478 00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:23,326 Fish smell. 479 00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:28,679 Yolanda, Javier, Esme... 480 00:29:30,159 --> 00:29:32,945 Hannah, and Tom. 481 00:29:32,988 --> 00:29:35,425 - Should I just wait for these? - Friday. 482 00:29:35,469 --> 00:29:37,123 Friday. Perfect. 483 00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:39,386 Thank you. 484 00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:46,349 You cannot finish that plate. 485 00:29:46,393 --> 00:29:48,874 - He said he'd let me go. - He won't. 486 00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:50,353 Trust me. 487 00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:52,051 Can I ask you a question? 488 00:29:52,094 --> 00:29:54,009 Like, as a friend? 489 00:29:56,185 --> 00:29:58,492 How could you take Au Jus? 490 00:30:00,581 --> 00:30:03,018 I am in a real situation here. 491 00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:07,457 But I promise you, 492 00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:11,418 I would never, ever hurt him. 493 00:30:14,029 --> 00:30:17,032 Why would I believe anything you say anymore? 494 00:30:20,383 --> 00:30:22,429 All done. 495 00:30:22,472 --> 00:30:24,866 Feel free to email me any questions, 496 00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:27,651 - but it's all on there. - Cool. 497 00:30:27,695 --> 00:30:30,611 GraphicFarts89@gmail. 498 00:30:30,654 --> 00:30:32,656 I, I spelt it wrong 499 00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,876 and then, got stuck with it. 500 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,183 Come on. 501 00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:38,706 We'll give you a ride. 502 00:30:39,707 --> 00:30:42,101 - We can walk. - We have a car. 503 00:30:47,149 --> 00:30:48,585 Let's go. 504 00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:01,424 All right, rock star. 505 00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:02,623 We'll drop you off wherever you want. 506 00:31:02,643 --> 00:31:04,514 Least we could do. 507 00:31:04,558 --> 00:31:05,907 Lucy, don't. 508 00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:10,825 Here's the thing. 509 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,827 I've been doing this a long time. 510 00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:17,223 The only way someone like you gets hurt is if you talk. 511 00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:18,247 You're not gonna talk, right? 512 00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:19,616 - No. - I got your word? 513 00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:20,791 Cross my heart. 514 00:31:22,489 --> 00:31:24,317 Then you'll never see me again. 515 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,059 Unless I got questions about that plate, yeah? 516 00:31:27,102 --> 00:31:28,582 GraphicFarts89@gmail. 517 00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:31,759 My girl. 518 00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:35,110 All right, who's next? 519 00:31:35,154 --> 00:31:37,678 - Wait. Wait! 520 00:31:37,721 --> 00:31:39,810 What kind of packing are you gonna put on the plates? 521 00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:41,987 What? 522 00:31:45,816 --> 00:31:47,949 What if the press gets too hot? 523 00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:52,127 Not your problem anymore, is it? 524 00:31:52,998 --> 00:31:55,609 How you gonna stop ghost marks on the rollers? 525 00:31:56,392 --> 00:31:59,830 What happens if you get slur with the half tones? 526 00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:04,792 It means your ink's too thin. 527 00:32:04,835 --> 00:32:06,925 So even with a perfect plate, 528 00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:09,144 it's gonna look like your son made it. 529 00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:15,107 How long did it take you to get the security glow? 530 00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:17,239 A while. 531 00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:22,941 You think they sell that color at Home Depot? 532 00:32:27,249 --> 00:32:30,122 What if you add too much water to the mulch? 533 00:32:30,165 --> 00:32:33,516 - Starch builds up. - And why don't we like that? 534 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,648 Why don't we like that? 535 00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:36,131 Because the paper won't feel right. 536 00:32:36,171 --> 00:32:38,739 You wouldn't even be able to pass it off at a bodega. 537 00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:41,742 Just because she gave you a cookbook 538 00:32:41,785 --> 00:32:43,396 to a five-star restaurant 539 00:32:43,439 --> 00:32:45,964 doesn't mean you can make the dishes. 540 00:32:47,487 --> 00:32:48,879 You need the chef. 541 00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:51,708 You need us. You need all of us. 542 00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:02,284 Nah. 543 00:33:05,635 --> 00:33:07,202 No? 544 00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:15,645 Not all of you. 545 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,875 Get up. 546 00:35:38,919 --> 00:35:40,964 - What? - We gotta do this. 547 00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:42,444 - Now? - Get up. 548 00:35:42,488 --> 00:35:44,098 - All right. I'm up. 549 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,578 I'm up. 550 00:35:46,405 --> 00:35:49,408 - I'm not a lost cause. - What are you talking about? 551 00:35:49,451 --> 00:35:51,061 When you look at me, 552 00:35:51,105 --> 00:35:52,715 I don't know who you see anymore. 553 00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:54,717 - I see my wife. - You can't leave me. 554 00:35:54,761 --> 00:35:56,046 She's acting crazy in the middle of the night. 555 00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:57,503 That's how it happens, you know? 556 00:35:57,546 --> 00:35:59,592 It... it's not any big thing. 557 00:35:59,635 --> 00:36:01,898 You just wake up one day and you stop caring 558 00:36:01,942 --> 00:36:04,162 that I don't put the remote back in the same spot 559 00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:05,839 'cause you just got used to looking for it. 560 00:36:05,859 --> 00:36:06,840 Well, who says I'm used to it? 561 00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:07,884 I couldn't watch anything tonight. 562 00:36:07,904 --> 00:36:10,733 Marriages don't end, Stanley. 563 00:36:10,777 --> 00:36:13,649 - They fade little by little. - Okay, come here. 564 00:36:13,693 --> 00:36:15,216 You don't even see it happening... 565 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:17,784 Until it's over. 566 00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:21,222 Get in here. 567 00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:27,315 Tell me where that remote is, 568 00:36:27,359 --> 00:36:28,708 and we're good forever. 569 00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:34,148 Just don't give up on me. 570 00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:16,016 What are you doing? 571 00:37:18,845 --> 00:37:20,499 Can I sleep with you? 572 00:37:21,674 --> 00:37:23,676 Aren't I kinda old for this? 573 00:37:25,982 --> 00:37:27,027 Please? 574 00:37:32,685 --> 00:37:34,774 Jordan called an Uber from the mall 575 00:37:34,817 --> 00:37:36,558 and Chris-Kevin picked her up. 576 00:37:36,602 --> 00:37:38,647 No. 577 00:37:38,691 --> 00:37:40,170 She rode home in his living room. 578 00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:45,263 I'll get rid of him. 579 00:37:49,745 --> 00:37:51,617 I'm still mad at you. 580 00:37:53,706 --> 00:37:56,186 Don't be. 581 00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:57,884 Not tonight. 582 00:38:05,108 --> 00:38:07,850 Can we get rid of the bird too? 583 00:38:07,894 --> 00:38:09,939 It's nesting in the bath mat. 584 00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:29,219 Who's that little guy? 585 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,401 Meet Dorito Boland. 586 00:38:36,444 --> 00:38:39,317 When did you buy a bird? 587 00:38:42,798 --> 00:38:44,713 He's a rescue. 588 00:38:44,757 --> 00:38:46,367 You tell the kids yet? 589 00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:49,002 I thought we could surprise them 590 00:38:49,022 --> 00:38:50,763 together after school today. 591 00:38:56,116 --> 00:38:58,640 I wasn't trying to make things worse. 592 00:39:00,729 --> 00:39:02,862 I know. 593 00:39:02,905 --> 00:39:05,995 I just... I really hate you being around that guy again. 594 00:39:08,128 --> 00:39:09,259 Me too. 595 00:39:11,044 --> 00:39:12,175 Really? 596 00:39:18,965 --> 00:39:20,793 So what happened? Was he pissed? 597 00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:27,756 Yeah. 598 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,019 I told you he won't kill something he loves. 599 00:39:35,285 --> 00:39:37,549 It's not me, though. 600 00:39:37,592 --> 00:39:39,115 What is it? 601 00:39:39,159 --> 00:39:40,639 Money. 602 00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:49,822 How long's this guy gonna be around? 603 00:39:51,345 --> 00:39:54,870 ...about 50 years. 604 00:39:56,002 --> 00:39:57,612 We'll have to put him in our will. 605 00:40:00,267 --> 00:40:01,790 He's cute. 606 00:40:38,827 --> 00:40:40,829 Beth? 607 00:40:42,309 --> 00:40:45,878 - Hey. - Have you heard from Lucy? 608 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,750 - She's off today. Why? 609 00:40:48,794 --> 00:40:51,405 She didn't come home last night. 610 00:40:52,798 --> 00:40:54,234 What? 611 00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:57,280 Yeah, cops say it's too early to do anything. 612 00:40:57,324 --> 00:40:59,805 I... 613 00:40:59,848 --> 00:41:01,850 Maybe she's with friends. 614 00:41:01,894 --> 00:41:03,504 She didn't really have friends. 615 00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:04,723 Except for you. 616 00:41:09,336 --> 00:41:12,034 - Well, keep trying her. I'm sure she's fine. 617 00:41:36,102 --> 00:41:37,712 If you hear from her or anything like... 618 00:41:37,756 --> 00:41:38,887 Of course.