1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,047 . 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,136 - Previously on "Good Girls"... 3 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:07,311 - I think you could be something. 4 00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:08,660 - He's making money off our backs. 5 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:10,358 - Yeah, and with our asses on the line. 6 00:00:10,401 --> 00:00:12,055 - Why don't you just tell me what you're looking for. 7 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:13,796 - 50/50. Do we have a deal or not? 8 00:00:13,839 --> 00:00:15,667 - Mm-hmm. - Great. 9 00:00:15,711 --> 00:00:18,192 - They're counterfeiters. The paper's all totally legit, 10 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:19,584 but the bills are all in sequence. 11 00:00:19,628 --> 00:00:21,108 - How's it going with the sister? 12 00:00:21,151 --> 00:00:22,805 - They're after you, FBI. 13 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:25,025 - I love you. - So what happens next? 14 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,809 - Stan is in a jail cell. 15 00:00:26,852 --> 00:00:27,984 - Because of us. 16 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,464 - I'm out on leave. 17 00:00:29,507 --> 00:00:31,074 Can't even get my old job back at the mall 18 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:32,206 6because they think I'm a felon. 19 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:33,685 Never again though, right? 20 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:35,035 - Okay. 21 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:36,949 What do you want? - Her. 22 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:38,168 - Are you gonna arrest me? 23 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:39,822 - Thanks for the coffee. 24 00:00:39,865 --> 00:00:42,346 - Oh, my God, and then what? - Let's see how you do. 25 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:43,913 - I made you something. 26 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:46,176 It's literally like nail-polish remover, 27 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:48,091 hydrogen peroxide, and bleach. 28 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:49,440 - What's that thing I always tell you 29 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:51,268 when you make a big ol' mess? 30 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:52,965 - That I gotta clean it up. - All right, come on. 31 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:54,532 No more grown-up talk. 32 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:57,100 - That's your problem. Take care of it. 33 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:58,667 - He's not my problem. 34 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:00,712 - Shut your mouth, bitch, okay, and just hand-- 35 00:01:00,756 --> 00:01:02,975 [gunshot] - [shrieks] 36 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:05,761 [gunshot] - [grunts] 37 00:01:06,457 --> 00:01:07,589 - Go. 38 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:09,373 What do you say I call him now? 39 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:12,550 You still got odds. - [laughing] 40 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:14,987 - We got a deal? 41 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:17,903 - We can totally do this without him. 42 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:20,210 We're free. 43 00:01:20,732 --> 00:01:22,908 [upbeat music] 44 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:26,129 It's a shock when someone dies. 45 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:30,264 The lights go out. 46 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:33,354 One last breath. 47 00:01:34,268 --> 00:01:36,618 That's it. 48 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:38,141 The end. 49 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:40,970 ♪ 50 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:42,798 So quick. 51 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:46,410 ♪ 52 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:48,891 But it stays with you. 53 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:50,936 [engine revs] 54 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:58,161 ♪ 55 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:07,039 - Wait, what color is that? 56 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:10,347 - Bubble Gum Bellini. - I wanted Kiss My Lips Pink. 57 00:02:10,391 --> 00:02:12,654 - But you said Bubble Gum Bellini. 58 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:19,182 B-R-B. 59 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:24,666 - This person that you knew, or whatever... 60 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:29,540 they're just gone. 61 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:33,196 And it's so weird. 62 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:37,418 'Cause, like... 63 00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:43,293 Did you ever know him at all? 64 00:02:43,337 --> 00:02:47,515 - Yeah, I didn't. He just worked for my mom. 65 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:51,171 She said get one of those sad cards. 66 00:02:51,214 --> 00:02:54,478 - On the back wall. To the right. 67 00:02:54,522 --> 00:02:56,915 Between "Bat Mitzvah" and "Just Because." 68 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,488 - ♪ It's a chilly English winter ♪ 69 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:08,231 ♪ And solitude is never easy to maintain ♪ 70 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:11,756 ♪ Except when it rains 71 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,280 ♪ 72 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:15,282 ♪ So I hang an empty smile beneath my empty eyes ♪ 73 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:18,850 - That'll be 15 bucks. 74 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:21,766 - All I got are ones. 75 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:23,899 - Gracias. 76 00:03:23,942 --> 00:03:27,729 - ♪ The world you once knew is being eaten up by rust ♪ 77 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:29,818 ♪ No one has time for the past ♪ 78 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:31,994 ♪ But still in God they trust ♪ 79 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:33,691 ♪ The future is now 80 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:36,085 ♪ But it's all going wrong 81 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:37,608 ♪ Bodies good for nothing 82 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:39,349 ♪ But it's to nothing they belong ♪ 83 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:42,700 ♪ People say their prayers and some work hard ♪ 84 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:44,876 ♪ If you give them all your money ♪ 85 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:48,053 ♪ They'll give you their hearts ♪ 86 00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:55,322 ♪ 87 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:02,285 - Kiss My Ass Pink. 88 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:09,553 - Mommy loves you. 89 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:12,469 Now be a good boy and go night-night, okay? 90 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:15,255 Oh, say goodnight to Au Jus. - Good night, Au Jus. 91 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:17,474 - [baby voice] Good night. [chuckles] 92 00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:20,999 Love you. [sighs] 93 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:24,264 - Why don't you go home? - Uh, it's my turn. 94 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,569 - I gotcha. 95 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:27,267 - But you've been closing every night. 96 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:29,660 - Go have dinner with your boyfriend. 97 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:32,750 - He doesn't eat on Tuesdays. He does intermittent fasting. 98 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:40,541 - What's wrong with this one? - Serif on the S. 99 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,412 - Lucy, it's perfect. 100 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:45,459 - Well, just didn't feel right, so... 101 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:49,463 - Well, it will all be here tomorrow. 102 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:51,595 - Tomorrow we have that quinceañera. 103 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,902 - Oh, my God. Go home. 104 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:57,732 - Okay, I, I, uh-- will do this at home. 105 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:06,349 - Good night. - Good night! 106 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:12,050 [bell dings] 107 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:14,357 [door clicks shut] 108 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:15,358 [jazzy music] 109 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:17,142 - It's freezing out here. 110 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:19,797 I'm about to slice up a horse and crawl in "Revenant" style. 111 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:21,451 - Where you gonna find a horse? 112 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,801 - Fine. A big dog. 113 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:26,151 - Or a hunting knife? - At this hour? 114 00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:27,849 - It's a good thing I'm also starving to death. 115 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:30,678 'Cause I'll use my teeth, and I'll eat my way in. 116 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:33,681 - You'd never get through the rib cage. 117 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:35,639 - Well, I wouldn't start there. 118 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:37,467 - Oh, she's gonna eat some horse ass. 119 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:39,469 - Least I'd be warm and full, bitch. 120 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:42,472 [Sampa the Great's "Final Form"] 121 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,126 ♪ 122 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:46,346 ♪ The lace lady, travel with grace, baby ♪ 123 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:48,348 - Let's do this. 124 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:51,742 - ♪ Settle that one in court, 'cause judging by the basics ♪ 125 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:54,223 ♪ Y'all already comfortable stuck up in the matrix ♪ 126 00:05:54,266 --> 00:05:56,878 ♪ The whole key we gonna hinge the whole door off ♪ 127 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:59,054 ♪ I'm still A.D., never forget it ♪ 128 00:05:59,097 --> 00:06:01,491 ♪ It's life after death, roll the credits ♪ 129 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:05,060 ♪ I hate to say my feelings for you still exist ♪ 130 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:06,278 ♪ 131 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:08,629 - Paper feels right. 132 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:14,722 What'd you do different this time? 133 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:17,551 - Scrabble tiles in the dryer. - On delicate? 134 00:06:17,594 --> 00:06:20,728 - Permanent press for thirty, air fluff for ten. 135 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:22,817 - Hmm. It's got that glow now too. 136 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:26,037 - One part Sassy Apricot, two parts Creamsicle Sunset. 137 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:28,388 Mmm. 138 00:06:28,431 --> 00:06:29,737 - Mmm... 139 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:33,175 - Is that a good "mmm" or a bad "mmm"? 140 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:35,569 - Yeah, nuh-uh. 141 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:37,440 - What do you mean "yeah, nuh-uh?" 142 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:38,963 - This ain't gonna fly. - Why not? 143 00:06:39,007 --> 00:06:41,488 - Your Hamilton's whack. - Wha-- 144 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:43,228 Just test it in the machine. - Don't need to. 145 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:46,231 - It would help if you could pinpoint what exactly is whack 146 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:48,799 so we could make adjustments. - All right. 147 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:51,889 - Check it. First up. 148 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:53,717 Your boy's bouffant is wildin' out. 149 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:55,458 - What? Where? 150 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:57,068 Hairline's off about seventeen microns. 151 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:59,549 - What program did you use this time? 152 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:01,508 - You know... I don't know. 153 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:02,813 - How do you not know? 154 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,467 - It was Editor's Choice in MacWorld. 155 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,034 - And what's going on here? 156 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:07,644 Looks like you got an extra shadow right there. 157 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:10,038 - No, that--that is exactly his little thingy. 158 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:12,083 - You trippin' if that's how you think 159 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:13,911 our founding father wears his cravat. 160 00:07:13,955 --> 00:07:15,870 - These are microscopic inconsistencies. 161 00:07:15,913 --> 00:07:17,915 It's close enough. - Okay, boo. 162 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:20,048 Close enough 'll get you ten to twenty in the state pen. 163 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:22,833 - Can you please just put it in the machine? 164 00:07:23,617 --> 00:07:27,055 - How long did this batch take? - Three weeks. 165 00:07:27,925 --> 00:07:30,145 - How many ones you shred? 166 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:37,239 [beeps] 167 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:39,807 Denied. - [groans] 168 00:07:41,243 --> 00:07:42,853 [sighs] 169 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:46,161 Rome wasn't built in a day. - It burnt down in a night. 170 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:52,036 [distant sirens] 171 00:07:58,086 --> 00:08:00,828 - [sighs] 172 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:10,141 - And I was like, Gwen, when we're talking about my child, 173 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:13,144 you do not wanna see my temper get away from me. 174 00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:14,537 - Mmm, what did she say? 175 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:16,365 - That it was a pre-existing condition. 176 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:17,932 - Hmm. - But she would appeal 177 00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:20,369 the decision with the powers that be. 178 00:08:20,412 --> 00:08:22,414 - Babe, I got us covered this month. 179 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:23,720 - That's not the point, Stanley. 180 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:25,505 We shouldn't have to pay for meds. 181 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:26,941 We pay for insurance. 182 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:29,465 - Hey. 183 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,162 - Hey, Krystal. 184 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:33,034 - Hey, how do I heat from frozen again? 185 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:35,689 Hit baked potato twice, and you wanna stir it in between. 186 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:38,474 - Thanks, Stanimal. 187 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:42,522 [microwave door shuts and beeps] 188 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:44,088 [sighs] 189 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:46,613 - Little Man at dance class today. 190 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:48,615 - Come on now. 191 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:51,139 - Oh, and he says he hates hip hop 192 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,880 and wants to do tap next year. 193 00:08:52,923 --> 00:08:54,751 - We worked so hard on that stanky leg. 194 00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:57,232 - Is that your kid? - Mm-hmm. 195 00:08:57,928 --> 00:08:59,713 That's Li'l Money right there. - Aw. 196 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:02,280 - And that's Miss Sara. - Aw, she looks like you. 197 00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:05,240 And he looks like you. [chuckling] 198 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,938 Aw, I just want to eat their little faces. 199 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:09,984 You know? [chuckles] 200 00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:12,203 So sweet, aww. - Mm-hmm, yeah. 201 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:13,509 - [laughs] 202 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,729 I wanna have five kids. [chuckles] 203 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:17,513 - [chuckles] - I hope they look like that. 204 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,037 - Here you go, baby. 205 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:24,346 - Bye. - See ya. 206 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:26,870 - Bye. 207 00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:28,350 Oh, don't forget, we have to go to 208 00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:30,439 that rummage sale at the church on Saturday. 209 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:33,311 I told them that we would try-- - Oops, you're right! 210 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:36,314 One more on baked potato. 211 00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:38,926 - Tried to tell you. 212 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,884 [whispered] It's for our baby girl. 213 00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:42,756 [microwave beeps] - [sighs] 214 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:47,761 - What do I hit for popcorn? 215 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,373 - Popcorn. 216 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:56,900 [TV playing indistinctly] 217 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,903 - Guys, socks and shoes. We're going to the park. 218 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:02,689 - I'm sick of the park. - My socks are dirty. 219 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,255 - Mine too. 220 00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:07,084 - Turn them inside out. - We already did that. 221 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,914 - Hey, you're home early. - Yeah, I snuck out on break. 222 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:13,395 I gotta get back. Here. 223 00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:17,312 - Another blue envelope came. - Thanks, honey. 224 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:22,099 [sighs] They're gonna take the house. 225 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:24,058 - We just need to make a payment. 226 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:25,755 It'll get 'em off our backs. - I'll ask for some more hours. 227 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,714 Can you sell some more hot tubs? 228 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:30,368 - It's spas. - Spas, sorry. 229 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,632 - And coming up at five, 230 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:35,373 channel four's own Kristi Dooling joins the FBI 231 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:38,333 on a dangerous raid, as they continue their mission 232 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:41,118 to clean up gang activity on the Eastside-- 233 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,642 - You guys, now, come on. - Mom! 234 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,948 - Hey! - Now in the car. 235 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:47,385 - I think they've officially OD'd on the park. 236 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,387 - Well... 237 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:50,954 it's free. 238 00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:53,217 So he would cry every time the ball hit his foot, 239 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:54,523 and I was like... 240 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:55,742 "Sweetie, it's okay. 241 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,613 It's soccer, it's supposed to do that." 242 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,006 - [chuckles] Ugh, he's my hero. 243 00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:00,529 - So there's an opening on the team. 244 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:01,704 - Oh, my God. 245 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:02,792 - I could talk to Coach Freddy. 246 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:03,967 - You don't have to do that. 247 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:06,666 - It could be a good distraction. 248 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:10,104 How's he sleeping? 249 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:13,368 - Last night, he crawled in with me... 250 00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:17,198 asking to call Daddy. 251 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,680 - Poor thing. 252 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,420 - Can Marcus have a juice box? 253 00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:24,509 - Papi, we've got our own in the car. 254 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:25,772 - Don't be silly. 255 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:26,903 Hey, you want some animal crackers too? 256 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,426 - What do we say to Jane's mommy? 257 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:31,386 - Thank you, Mrs. Boland. - You're welcome. 258 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:34,998 - You're too good to him. 259 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:38,785 ["Perfect Day" plays] 260 00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:42,527 - No kid should be without his Daddy. 261 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:48,098 ♪ 262 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:51,319 - ♪ Just a perfect day 263 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,843 ♪ 264 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:56,716 ♪ Drink sangria in the park 265 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,370 ♪ 266 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:03,374 ♪ Then later when it gets dark ♪ 267 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,855 ♪ We go home 268 00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:09,554 ♪ 269 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:15,560 ♪ Oh it's such a perfect day ♪ 270 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:20,391 ♪ I'm glad I spent it with you ♪ 271 00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:23,699 ♪ 272 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:27,050 ♪ Oh such a perfect day 273 00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:32,403 ♪ You just keep me hangin' on ♪ 274 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:38,148 - It's one of those tank killers, right? 275 00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,716 You know it could land even if it's missing a wing? 276 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,936 Here you go. 277 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:45,765 - I just think it looks dope. 278 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:54,034 . 279 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:56,471 - Think about what you want? 280 00:12:58,516 --> 00:12:59,779 - Pistons. 281 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:02,564 Season tickets, courtside. 282 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:03,870 - So every fool you've put away 283 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,306 can see you up there on the jumbotron? 284 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:07,090 You wouldn't make it to halftime. 285 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:12,792 - White sand beach. 286 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,620 Warm blue water. 287 00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:18,232 Couple beers and a chair. 288 00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:21,061 - The farther the better. - Mm-hmm. 289 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,586 One last thing popped up. 290 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:36,467 [somber music] 291 00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:43,518 ♪ 292 00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,613 - Mom, your friend's here. 293 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:58,968 - Hey you. 294 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,318 - Hey...you. 295 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:06,933 - Yeah, so I was in your hood and thought I'd say what's up. 296 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,111 What's up? - [laughs uneasily] 297 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:14,679 Yeah, uh, sorry. Do we know each other? 298 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,420 - Uh. 299 00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:21,164 Yeah, you crashed into my car on the freeway, 300 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:26,039 and then we pulled over and-- uh, exchanged information. 301 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,694 You know, in the back seat. 302 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:30,870 - Chris! - Kevin. 303 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,089 - I'm out. - Uh--love you. 304 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,396 Text me from Dad's. 305 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:39,313 Hey, guy, there's a statute of limitations on booty calls. 306 00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:42,185 - You said, "Let's do this again sometime." 307 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:46,668 - Well, still I--I don't do that kind of thing anymore. 308 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,757 - Ah. 309 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,411 Okay, uh-- 310 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:55,111 Would it be cool if I did my own thing, and you watched? 311 00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:02,118 - Daddy! - What's up, Li'l Money! 312 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,425 Sup, buddy. [grunts] 313 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:07,471 [laughs] Ah, what's up, dude? 314 00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,734 - Ooh, you smell like Sweet Tarts. 315 00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,345 - It's a hazard of the job. 316 00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,825 - Did you see the president today? 317 00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,131 - He doesn't guard the president. 318 00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,046 He guards the mayor. 319 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,482 - Does he like candy? 320 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,441 - They all do, son, they all do. 321 00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:23,444 Sup, baby. - What happened to your face? 322 00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:24,967 - Oh, um, somebody 323 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:28,928 got a little handsy with the mayor. 324 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,756 All right. 325 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,629 - Here. - Hey. 326 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,196 - They make me gag. 327 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,285 - You have no idea what we're doing to get those. 328 00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:40,591 - Yeah, baby. Bottoms up. 329 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,420 - She could be an undercover cop. 330 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,814 - She is not a cop. - You don't know that. 331 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,685 She could be wearing a wire. 332 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,687 - She doesn't even know what we're gonna say. 333 00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,080 - You don't know that. 334 00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:53,517 - She just works at a paper store, okay? 335 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:56,738 - Noah "just" worked at a grocery store. 336 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:59,436 - She has birds. - How many? 337 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,918 - More than one. - Great, so she's a nutcase. 338 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,138 - Or worse. 339 00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,878 What if she's a Mary Pat. 340 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:09,490 - Well, we're not gonna tell her what we're doing. 341 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,144 - We didn't tell Mary Pat either. 342 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:12,623 - You guys, we don't have to do this, okay? 343 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,277 I talked to the dork at the Apple Store, 344 00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:15,757 and I can fix the design issues. 345 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,368 - I haven't paid my mortgage in four months. 346 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,283 - And Stan's gonna have to get on that pole. 347 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,372 - I just need a little bit more time, and I can fi-- 348 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:25,549 - You're not an artist. 349 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:26,986 None of us are. 350 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,857 She has a masters in graphic design. 351 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,468 - [scoffs] I could do that. 352 00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,297 - After you graduate from high school? 353 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:37,083 And apply to college? 354 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:40,390 - And attend college? - It's a vocation, okay? 355 00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:43,350 - You guys, you're gonna like her. 356 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,135 She's cool. 357 00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:49,138 [light instrumental music plays] 358 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:54,491 ♪ 359 00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:56,624 - Looks like the gang's all here. 360 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,757 ♪ 361 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,150 - So, we wanted to talk to you 362 00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,283 about doing some custom work for us. 363 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,980 - What's the project? 364 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,200 - Casino night. 365 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,463 - For what? - Just a local charity. 366 00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:12,596 - What charity? - Gambling addicts. 367 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:18,385 - You want to do a casino night for gambling addicts? 368 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,431 - Hair of the dog. [chuckles] 369 00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:22,867 - Anyway. 370 00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,609 We need you to design the money that we'll bet with. 371 00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:29,483 I was thinking something simple, like tens. 372 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:34,749 - Look, I'm really good at what I do, and... 373 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:38,405 if it got into the wrong hands, you know, it's kind of like... 374 00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,147 counterfeit. 375 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,280 - Oh, you guys. - [sighs] 376 00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,847 - I never even thought about that. 377 00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,109 Wow. - Huh. 378 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,372 - That did not even occur to me. 379 00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:50,721 - Oh, what if we put on the bill: 380 00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,636 "There's more to life than gambling." 381 00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,553 - They just... 382 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,555 wanna be treated like people. 383 00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:01,036 They don't really wanna be judged. 384 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,821 - Oh, we could put, um, one of those old time croupiers 385 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,823 with the wax mustache and armband on it. 386 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:08,783 - I think we're just gonna stick with the president. 387 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,221 - Hamilton wasn't a president. 388 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:15,485 - He was, actually. - No, he wasn't, actually. 389 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,271 - They all were, you know, like Franklin and-- 390 00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,055 - Also not a president. 391 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,537 - Jesus, any presidents make it onto our currency? 392 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:26,496 - Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson-- 393 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,758 - Okay. 394 00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,195 - What if... 395 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:32,720 We print it all on different colored paper. 396 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,422 - Then I'm good. 397 00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,555 - Great! Great. 398 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:42,947 Okay. 399 00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:45,472 Uh, hey, thank you though for that, uh, heads up. 400 00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,387 - Criminals. Can you even? 401 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:50,216 [laughing] - Yeah, I know, right? 402 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,827 [all laughing] 403 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,050 [coughs] 404 00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,661 - Well. 405 00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:03,272 [Diana Ross' "When We Grow Up"] 406 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:10,540 ♪ 407 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:15,806 ♪ When we grow up, will I be pretty? ♪ 408 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:20,115 ♪ Will you be big and strong? ♪ 409 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,901 ♪ Will I wear dresses that show off my knees? ♪ 410 00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:27,122 ♪ Will you wear trousers twice as long? ♪ 411 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,691 ♪ Well I don't care if I'm pretty at all ♪ 412 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:34,825 ♪ And I don't care if you never get tall ♪ 413 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:38,655 ♪ I like what I look like, and you're nice small ♪ 414 00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:42,224 ♪ We don't have to change at all ♪ 415 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:46,968 ♪ 416 00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,752 ♪ Hey 417 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:52,191 ♪ When we grow up will I be a lady? ♪ 418 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:55,237 ♪ Will you be an engineer? 419 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:59,981 ♪ If I have to wear things like perfume and gloves ♪ 420 00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:02,984 ♪ I can still pull the whistle while you steer ♪ 421 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:06,727 ♪ Well I don't care if I'm pretty at all ♪ 422 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:10,861 ♪ And I don't care if you never get tall ♪ 423 00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:14,474 ♪ I like what I look like and you're nice small ♪ 424 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:18,086 ♪ We don't have to change at all ♪ 425 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:24,701 ♪ 426 00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:27,748 ♪ When I grow up, I'm gonna be happy ♪ 427 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:31,230 ♪ And do what I like to do 428 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:34,929 ♪ Like making noise and making faces ♪ 429 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:38,715 ♪ And making friends like you ♪ 430 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:42,197 ♪ And when we grow up do you think we'll see ♪ 431 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,679 ♪ That I'm still like you and you're still like me ♪ 432 00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,550 - What's wrong with it this time? 433 00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:51,075 ♪ I might be pretty, you might grow tall ♪ 434 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,686 - Not a damn thing. 435 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:56,124 ♪ But we don't have to change at all ♪ 436 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,257 [machine beeps] 437 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,128 [laughing] 438 00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:01,912 You bitches just leveled up. 439 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,914 ♪ 440 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,525 I'ma keep this one. 441 00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:08,876 . 442 00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:10,965 - I'm so sorry. I had to dig. 443 00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,967 Danny hid it in the back of the closet. 444 00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,056 - He's probably scared you're gonna sign him back up. 445 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,753 - Right? 446 00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:20,322 - Uh, by the way, you never told me Coach Freddy was hot. 447 00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:23,020 - Oh, you think we're watching our kids at those games? 448 00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:24,761 - [chuckles] 449 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:27,590 Man, thanks again for working your magic. 450 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,853 - I wish I could do more. 451 00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:32,073 - His Daddy's gonna be proud too. 452 00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,120 - What do you mean? 453 00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:39,080 - Well, if he shows his face before the season's over. 454 00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:42,257 - I thought you said he was gone. 455 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,260 - Well, then he'll pop back up like he always does. 456 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,610 And the poor kid won't know what hit him. 457 00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,743 That's probably why it didn't work out for us. 458 00:21:49,786 --> 00:21:51,571 - I'm so sorry. - Will you stop? 459 00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:53,355 We're fine. 460 00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:54,922 - I think I have cleats too. 461 00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:56,489 - Oh, hell no. - What size is he? 462 00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:58,229 - I'm not gonna tell you. 463 00:21:58,273 --> 00:22:00,275 [knocking] 464 00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:02,669 - Why are you blocking the door? 465 00:22:02,712 --> 00:22:03,931 - Move, move. 466 00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:05,628 - I can't keep this in my trunk. 467 00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:08,283 - Mine doesn't even open, so. - My car almost got towed. 468 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,112 Hey. - Yo. 469 00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:14,245 - This is my-- - I'm Rhea. 470 00:22:16,596 --> 00:22:19,599 - Mrs. Boland, I made this for you. 471 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,210 - Thank you. 472 00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:25,126 I murdered the kid's dad, all right? 473 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:31,088 The least I could do... 474 00:22:31,132 --> 00:22:33,308 is get him into intramural sports. 475 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,615 - You plunged into the way deep end of the pool 476 00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:36,920 on this one, sis. 477 00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:38,487 - It's not gonna bring him back. 478 00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:41,011 - I don't wanna bring him back. - Then what's the point? 479 00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:43,405 - Maybe I can make their lives a little bit better. 480 00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:46,626 - By lying? - By helping. 481 00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:50,020 - You know how you help the family of the guy you ended? 482 00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:53,720 - Yeah, you get a teardrop tattoo and you call it a day. 483 00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:56,113 - You do nothing. 484 00:22:56,157 --> 00:22:57,767 - You guys don't know what it's like, okay? 485 00:22:57,811 --> 00:23:00,074 - Hey, I shot a guy too. 486 00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:01,597 - I mean... 487 00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:03,120 in the foot. 488 00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:07,211 I'm just saying, kid lost a father. 489 00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:08,865 Your guy lost a toe. 490 00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:12,695 Okay, you know what, don't lose your chicken over it. 491 00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:16,046 - What does that even mean? - You know what it means. 492 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,439 - I literally don't know what that means. 493 00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:19,789 - Exactly what it sounds like. 494 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,443 It's like "having a cow," ya know? 495 00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:23,053 - Then say "having a cow." 496 00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:24,620 - Well, a cow is like totally chill, 497 00:23:24,664 --> 00:23:25,969 so you're not gonna just lose it 498 00:23:26,013 --> 00:23:27,362 'cause it's just gonna stand there, 499 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,233 and a chicken is like running around crazy, 500 00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:30,409 know what I'm saying? 501 00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:31,627 - No, I don't know what you're saying. 502 00:23:31,671 --> 00:23:33,412 - Well, that's your problem. 503 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,155 [door slams] 504 00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:40,680 - She's so weird. 505 00:23:52,648 --> 00:23:54,345 [door opens, bell jingles] 506 00:23:54,389 --> 00:23:57,827 - Oh, uh, we're closing. - I just need a card. 507 00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:02,005 - I got it. 508 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,664 What's the occasion? 509 00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:10,927 - Thinking of you. 510 00:24:10,971 --> 00:24:12,712 - Right this way. 511 00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:16,411 How ya been? - Busy. 512 00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:19,022 - Why don't you take that vacation? 513 00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:20,720 - Well, that's the thing about this gig. 514 00:24:20,763 --> 00:24:23,723 Just when you think you're finished something new pops up. 515 00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:30,381 - There's funny, religious, dirty. 516 00:24:31,252 --> 00:24:33,036 - Still part time? 517 00:24:34,342 --> 00:24:36,910 - I had to take on a few more hours. 518 00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:40,870 - It's not easy making an honest living. 519 00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:45,527 You know, maybe a card's not enough. 520 00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,398 - We have gag gifts up front. 521 00:24:47,442 --> 00:24:50,097 - Nah, I think I just need to make an effort, you know? 522 00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:52,229 Drop in on people more often. 523 00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:55,929 - Tiny hands, rosé gummies-- - I think he's good. 524 00:24:55,972 --> 00:24:59,280 - The travel straw? - All set, Lucy. 525 00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:06,069 - Be good, okay? 526 00:25:12,772 --> 00:25:15,252 - I hate a pop-by. 527 00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:17,428 - It's always when I take my face off. 528 00:25:17,472 --> 00:25:20,910 - The worst part is you never know when they're gonna leave. 529 00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:23,913 - Or come back. 530 00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:28,091 - Maybe the man just needed a greeting card. 531 00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:33,009 [uneasy music] 532 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:38,319 ♪ 533 00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:40,321 - Throw it on. 534 00:25:40,364 --> 00:25:47,415 ♪ 535 00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:55,989 - Mortgage. 536 00:25:58,382 --> 00:25:59,949 Credit card. 537 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,913 Hopes and dreams. 538 00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:23,451 . 539 00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:26,019 - That breakfast? - Appetizer. 540 00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:28,717 - Wash it down with some juice, would you? 541 00:26:29,979 --> 00:26:31,459 - Who was that guy? 542 00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:35,158 - Nobody. Chris. 543 00:26:35,202 --> 00:26:37,508 - Kevin. - Whatever. 544 00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:40,294 - Is he like your new Noah? 545 00:26:40,337 --> 00:26:41,643 - No. 546 00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:43,950 - Good, 'cause that whole thing kinda sucked. 547 00:26:43,993 --> 00:26:47,388 - Yeah, well, no more Noahs, okay? 548 00:26:47,431 --> 00:26:51,000 No more Chrises or Kevins. 549 00:26:51,044 --> 00:26:54,395 No more Brad, Brians, no Diegos-- 550 00:26:54,438 --> 00:26:57,311 - Gregs? - Definitely no Gregs. 551 00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:59,052 I am done with Gregs. 552 00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:02,621 - You know, you change the name, they're all the same. 553 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,797 - Okay. 554 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,321 - They mess with your head, and then they ghost. 555 00:27:07,364 --> 00:27:09,497 I mean, who needs it? - Not you. 556 00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:11,368 - Not me. Have some bread. 557 00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:14,981 You know why? I am a fierce, independent, 558 00:27:15,024 --> 00:27:17,200 super fly, bossed up, 559 00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:19,855 weapons grade-- - Llama. 560 00:27:21,030 --> 00:27:22,379 - Wait what? 561 00:27:22,423 --> 00:27:25,034 - The ones at the zoo that eat from your hand. 562 00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:26,993 - The fuzzy camels? 563 00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:28,864 - Remember I was like, "They love me," 564 00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:31,040 and you were like, "Nah, that's just 'cause you have kibble. 565 00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:34,435 They come up to anyone." - Yeah, but how's that me? 566 00:27:34,478 --> 00:27:36,306 - It's just like you were saying, it's like, 567 00:27:36,350 --> 00:27:37,786 anyone who shows you a little affection, 568 00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:40,528 next thing you know you're being shaved for a sweater. 569 00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:45,968 - That is not exactly... 570 00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:47,709 what I was saying. 571 00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:50,146 - Wanna make mac and cheese for breakfast? 572 00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:53,976 - Just do it. Don't think about it. 573 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:55,586 [knocking at door] - Can I get it? 574 00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:57,719 - Look before you open. 575 00:27:58,851 --> 00:28:00,504 [gagging] 576 00:28:00,548 --> 00:28:02,811 - I'm seriously gonna barf. - Stop. 577 00:28:02,855 --> 00:28:06,206 - Hi, you must be Stan's little guy. 578 00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:08,382 Hey. Hey, Ruthie. 579 00:28:08,425 --> 00:28:09,949 - Ruby. - Oh. 580 00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:14,083 As long as we're doing names, I'm actually Diane. 581 00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:16,346 Is Stan home? 582 00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:18,740 - No, he's, uh-- running errands. 583 00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:21,743 - Oh, okay, I just wanted to say thanks for having my back 584 00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:23,049 in the champagne room. 585 00:28:23,092 --> 00:28:24,833 There's all sorts of goodies in there, 586 00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:27,401 and lots of little treats for the kids too. 587 00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:29,751 [chuckles] - What's a champagne room? 588 00:28:29,795 --> 00:28:32,406 - Uh, that's where the mayor celebrates. 589 00:28:32,449 --> 00:28:35,409 - Mayor, athletes, cops, dads. 590 00:28:35,452 --> 00:28:36,889 - Uh-huh, yeah, um. 591 00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:38,412 Can you take him to the kitchen, please? 592 00:28:38,455 --> 00:28:41,632 - Come on. - And take your pill. 593 00:28:42,503 --> 00:28:43,852 - They make me choke. 594 00:28:43,896 --> 00:28:45,854 - Oh, you know what that is, honey? 595 00:28:45,898 --> 00:28:48,901 That's your gag reflex, and you can totally fix that. 596 00:28:48,944 --> 00:28:51,599 You just want to completely relax the "fur-angul" muscle, 597 00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:54,080 right here under the jaw. - Pharyngeal. 598 00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:55,646 - You feel it? 599 00:28:55,690 --> 00:28:57,648 Then you wanna open up your throat really wide, 600 00:28:57,692 --> 00:29:01,740 and stick the pill, on the back of your tongue. 601 00:29:02,653 --> 00:29:05,656 [gulps] You won't even feel that sucker go down. 602 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:08,616 Now, it's gonna take some practice, for sure, 603 00:29:08,659 --> 00:29:10,270 and at first, it's gonna feel like 604 00:29:10,313 --> 00:29:13,012 that thing is jammed way too far back in your mouth, 605 00:29:13,055 --> 00:29:16,798 but if you just close your eyes, let it happen, 606 00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:20,323 before you know it, girl, you can swallow anything. 607 00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:24,327 - Then take your ass to Red Lobster and bring her back. 608 00:29:25,502 --> 00:29:27,809 - She's just not answering, Mrs. Hill, if you'd like to-- 609 00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:29,506 - I'm not talking to anybody else. 610 00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:31,639 Gwen already knows my daughter's situation. 611 00:29:31,682 --> 00:29:33,162 - Please hold. 612 00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:38,602 - Hi, Ruby. - How was the popcorn shrimp? 613 00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:40,604 - I get the admiral's platter. 614 00:29:40,648 --> 00:29:42,998 - You know that's not why I'm calling, Gwen. 615 00:29:44,695 --> 00:29:48,003 - Your appeal was denied, so... 616 00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:53,400 We'll only cover the medicine 617 00:29:53,443 --> 00:29:55,315 in case of an emergency. 618 00:29:55,358 --> 00:29:58,753 - She takes the meds to prevent an emergency. 619 00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:02,757 What am I supposed to do, call you when her kidney explodes? 620 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,585 - I understand your frustration. 621 00:30:04,628 --> 00:30:07,327 - Oh, you do? So, you have a sick kid too. 622 00:30:07,370 --> 00:30:10,678 And your husband works a disgusting, humiliating job 623 00:30:10,721 --> 00:30:13,637 that demeans you as a woman and a mother. 624 00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:15,204 All to pay for something that 625 00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:18,381 anybody on planet Earth would expect to be covered. 626 00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:21,297 - I've never been married. 627 00:30:21,907 --> 00:30:24,170 - 'Kay, this is how it's gonna go down, Gwen. 628 00:30:24,213 --> 00:30:27,129 You're gonna appeal my appeal, and if that doesn't work, 629 00:30:27,173 --> 00:30:28,957 you're gonna appeal that appeal. 630 00:30:29,001 --> 00:30:30,611 And when we're done appealing-- 631 00:30:30,654 --> 00:30:33,614 - They're shutting down our division. 632 00:30:33,657 --> 00:30:35,050 - What does that mean? 633 00:30:35,094 --> 00:30:38,793 - My department's going to Sri Lanka. 634 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,709 - That's a big commute, Gwen. 635 00:30:41,752 --> 00:30:44,843 - [choked up] My last day is Friday. 636 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,020 - Yeesh, that's quick. 637 00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:50,892 - Yeah. 638 00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:53,416 - What are you gonna do? 639 00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:55,766 - I'm gonna move back home. 640 00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:58,204 - At least you have family. 641 00:30:58,247 --> 00:31:01,207 - Yeah, it'll be tight. My grandma's there too. 642 00:31:02,599 --> 00:31:04,471 - Grannies make everything better. 643 00:31:04,514 --> 00:31:05,994 - She's in my old room. 644 00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:08,605 I'll probably just sleep on the floor. 645 00:31:09,258 --> 00:31:12,218 - Well, they say it's really good for you back. 646 00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:13,784 - Yeah? 647 00:31:13,828 --> 00:31:16,222 It's never been the same since the accident. 648 00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:18,093 - Okay, you kn--uh. 649 00:31:18,137 --> 00:31:21,227 - I'm rooting for you, G. - Thank you. 650 00:31:21,270 --> 00:31:23,316 - Yeah, you're gonna get through this. 651 00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:25,579 - I'll make sure the folks in Sri Lanka know about your da-- 652 00:31:25,622 --> 00:31:27,233 - All right. 653 00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:30,279 - I already told you three. 654 00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:33,761 - Please! - Are we gonna have to move? 655 00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:37,765 Can we paint our room purple? 656 00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:43,118 - I'll ask Daddy. 657 00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:45,773 Night. 658 00:31:45,816 --> 00:31:46,861 - Goodnight. - Goodnight, mama. 659 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,384 - They were a gift. 660 00:31:48,428 --> 00:31:51,431 - They don't fit. - Well, he'll grow into them. 661 00:31:51,474 --> 00:31:54,434 - I'm gonna have to dedicate a wing of my house to you. 662 00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:56,566 - You don't have a wing. 663 00:31:56,610 --> 00:31:59,787 - Fine, a statue? A plaque? 664 00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:01,745 - So weird. - [chuckles] 665 00:32:01,789 --> 00:32:04,574 I don't want any of your stuff, okay? 666 00:32:04,618 --> 00:32:06,446 I just want a friend. 667 00:32:06,489 --> 00:32:08,796 - Well, it's either you or the county sheriff. 668 00:32:08,839 --> 00:32:11,016 - What are you talking about? 669 00:32:12,669 --> 00:32:14,976 - Nothing. 670 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,457 Nothing. We're downsizing. 671 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:18,980 - By choice? 672 00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:20,721 - Do you want some more wine? 673 00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:22,766 - What's going on? 674 00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:24,943 - We're just a little behind on our mortgage. 675 00:32:25,726 --> 00:32:28,207 Stop. I'll be fine. 676 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:32,776 - I'm sorry, it's just-- all this time, 677 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:35,127 I thought you were so put together and perfect, 678 00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:36,998 - Oh, believe me-- - And you think I'm this poor, 679 00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:39,392 sad, single mom. - I do not. 680 00:32:39,435 --> 00:32:40,828 I would never. 681 00:32:40,871 --> 00:32:43,352 - Now, you get to see how it feels. 682 00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:48,009 - How much? 683 00:32:48,749 --> 00:32:50,229 - What? 684 00:32:50,272 --> 00:32:52,361 - You can pay me back. 685 00:32:53,275 --> 00:32:55,147 - Absolutely not. 686 00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:57,888 - Marcus' dad, he sets us up. 687 00:32:59,499 --> 00:33:01,849 - What if he doesn't come back? 688 00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:04,025 - Then he'll send the money. 689 00:33:04,939 --> 00:33:07,942 [pensive music] 690 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,509 ♪ 691 00:33:09,552 --> 00:33:11,772 - I'm not taking your money. 692 00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:14,253 ♪ 693 00:33:14,296 --> 00:33:16,907 - How much? 694 00:33:16,951 --> 00:33:23,349 ♪ 695 00:33:23,392 --> 00:33:24,872 - [sighs] 696 00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:32,097 ♪ 697 00:33:40,322 --> 00:33:40,496 . 698 00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:43,151 [somber music] 699 00:33:43,195 --> 00:33:46,763 ♪ 700 00:33:46,807 --> 00:33:50,941 - Unfortunately, sometimes I can't bottle my emotions. 701 00:33:50,985 --> 00:33:54,510 And when it comes to someone I can trust, I do, I open up. 702 00:33:54,554 --> 00:33:56,643 - Hey, baby. 703 00:33:56,686 --> 00:33:58,427 - Hey. 704 00:33:58,471 --> 00:34:01,039 Stanimal. - [chuckles] 705 00:34:02,997 --> 00:34:05,043 Uh. 706 00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:07,784 That better not be the new season. 707 00:34:07,828 --> 00:34:10,091 - It certainly is. 708 00:34:10,657 --> 00:34:12,920 - What episode? 709 00:34:12,963 --> 00:34:14,922 - Four. 710 00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:17,490 - Wow. 711 00:34:17,533 --> 00:34:19,622 You just gonna go around my back like that? 712 00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:22,364 - You're gone all night. 713 00:34:22,408 --> 00:34:26,238 - Okay. All right, I see. 714 00:34:27,587 --> 00:34:29,328 [sighs] 715 00:34:40,991 --> 00:34:43,559 - There's a new crew this season. 716 00:34:44,256 --> 00:34:47,563 - [sighs] You want me to quit, I'll quit. 717 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,524 - And do what? Porn? 718 00:34:51,567 --> 00:34:53,395 What else pays that kinda cash? 719 00:34:53,439 --> 00:34:55,484 - Well, clearly you have a problem with it. 720 00:34:59,575 --> 00:35:02,709 - Everyone's got problems they have to live with. 721 00:35:02,752 --> 00:35:05,103 Not just me. 722 00:35:06,582 --> 00:35:08,323 - Hm. 723 00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:13,633 Wh-- [chuckles] 724 00:35:13,676 --> 00:35:16,549 What's, uh, Hannah's baggage this season? 725 00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:21,597 - She's down a stew. - Don't tell me that. 726 00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:24,383 - You just asked, and you know it's always something. 727 00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:26,733 - Ah, nope, nope, La, la, la, la, la, la, la. 728 00:35:26,776 --> 00:35:28,387 Be tellin' me stuff. 729 00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:33,131 You remember the last time, Conrad, he--he got all crazy. 730 00:35:36,612 --> 00:35:38,701 - South Dakota originated a dish called chislic. 731 00:35:38,745 --> 00:35:40,399 - Hard work is easy. Helping p-- 732 00:35:40,442 --> 00:35:42,009 - The thing about-- - Just fill the resev-- 733 00:35:42,052 --> 00:35:43,750 - That's why-- - Whether you're expecting 734 00:35:43,793 --> 00:35:45,578 out-of-town guests, or just a drop-by 735 00:35:45,621 --> 00:35:47,188 from neighborhood friends, 736 00:35:47,232 --> 00:35:48,798 proudly serve Wisconsin cheese. 737 00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:51,801 - ♪ Pain works on a sliding scale ♪ 738 00:35:51,845 --> 00:35:55,631 ♪ So does pleasure in a candy jail ♪ 739 00:35:55,675 --> 00:35:58,243 ♪ True love doesn't come around anymore ♪ 740 00:35:58,286 --> 00:36:03,073 ♪ Than fate allows on a Monday in Ft. Lauderdale ♪ 741 00:36:03,117 --> 00:36:06,773 ♪ I came all this way to see your grave ♪ 742 00:36:06,816 --> 00:36:10,603 ♪ To see your life is written paraphrased ♪ 743 00:36:10,646 --> 00:36:12,648 ♪ I have tried thee it is written ♪ 744 00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:14,911 ♪ In the furnace of affliction ♪ 745 00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:17,436 ♪ This is what you couldn't face ♪ 746 00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:20,961 ♪ Life in a candy jail 747 00:36:21,004 --> 00:36:23,093 ♪ Peppermint bars 748 00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:26,619 ♪ Peanut brittle bunk beds and marshmallow walls ♪ 749 00:36:26,662 --> 00:36:29,404 ♪ 750 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:33,408 [buzzing starts then stops] 751 00:36:34,409 --> 00:36:37,717 [buzzing starts then stops] 752 00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:42,243 [buzzing starts then stops] 753 00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:47,074 ♪ Living in a candy jail with peppermint bars ♪ 754 00:36:47,117 --> 00:36:51,209 ♪ Peanut brittle bunk beds and marshmallow walls ♪ 755 00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:52,732 ♪ 756 00:36:52,775 --> 00:36:54,821 ♪ Where the guards are gracious ♪ 757 00:36:54,864 --> 00:36:56,779 ♪ And the grounds are grand 758 00:36:56,823 --> 00:37:01,001 ♪ And the warden really listens and he understands ♪ 759 00:37:01,044 --> 00:37:03,221 ♪ 760 00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:04,831 - Ugh. 761 00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:11,229 ♪ 762 00:37:15,537 --> 00:37:19,846 [buzzing and silly tune] 763 00:37:19,889 --> 00:37:22,588 [sighs] 764 00:37:22,631 --> 00:37:24,546 - Open wide, time to brush your teeth! 765 00:37:24,590 --> 00:37:26,722 - Ah! [music stops] 766 00:37:35,296 --> 00:37:37,080 I'm gonna ask you guys something, 767 00:37:37,124 --> 00:37:40,345 and I want you to be honest. 768 00:37:40,388 --> 00:37:41,781 Remember last winter when we saw 769 00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:45,306 that Celica slam into the pickup truck on I94? 770 00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:47,743 - Uh-huh. 771 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:51,660 - And the minivan couldn't stop and smashed into the Celica? 772 00:37:51,704 --> 00:37:53,183 - Right. 773 00:37:53,227 --> 00:37:56,056 - And the semi went sideways, took out the SUV, 774 00:37:56,099 --> 00:37:59,407 crashed into all of 'em, and caught on fire. 775 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:04,020 Is that my life? 776 00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:11,854 - Which vehicle are you in this scenario? 777 00:38:11,898 --> 00:38:13,247 - Hey. 778 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:16,946 Whoa. Purple. 779 00:38:18,774 --> 00:38:20,385 - If we have to sell the house, 780 00:38:20,428 --> 00:38:21,734 I don't know if purple is the best idea. 781 00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:24,606 - Dean, I paid it. - Wait, all of it? 782 00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:26,347 - No, the interest and the penalties. 783 00:38:26,391 --> 00:38:28,654 - How'd you do that? - A friend. 784 00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:32,397 - Okay, can we not use the phrase "a friend" anymore. 785 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,225 - Not that friend, you know, like a mom friend. 786 00:38:35,269 --> 00:38:37,837 - Oh, yeah. Yeah, obviously. 787 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,708 Sorry, that was the trigger, it-- 788 00:38:39,752 --> 00:38:42,450 - Okay, I'm sorry. - All right. 789 00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:45,497 - Remember Kenny's video game with the Nazi zombies? 790 00:38:46,889 --> 00:38:48,761 - He's dead. 791 00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:51,285 - Right, but what if he reanimates? 792 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,765 - [chuckles] 793 00:38:52,808 --> 00:38:54,419 I don't know, I think we could take him 794 00:38:54,462 --> 00:38:56,203 'cause I'm guessing he's mostly skull. 795 00:38:56,246 --> 00:38:58,945 - He's a skull and tats. 796 00:39:01,817 --> 00:39:04,994 [mellow electronic music] 797 00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:12,088 ♪ 798 00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:19,008 - So it looks like your room and incidentals 799 00:39:19,052 --> 00:39:21,881 are all covered. - Awesome, thank you, Angela. 800 00:39:21,924 --> 00:39:23,752 How am I doing on loyalty points? 801 00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:26,581 - After this day, you are officially gold status. 802 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:29,236 Congratulations. - Neat. 803 00:39:29,279 --> 00:39:30,803 ♪ 804 00:39:30,846 --> 00:39:33,283 [Sophia Kennedy's "Kimono Hill"] 805 00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:37,026 - ♪ She's been talking on the phone ♪ 806 00:39:37,070 --> 00:39:39,333 - So any fun plans for the rest of your day? 807 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:42,380 - Nah, nah, just some... 808 00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:43,903 business. 809 00:39:43,946 --> 00:39:45,600 - Well, we hope to see you again soon, Mr. Kowalski. 810 00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:46,993 - You too. Thank you, Angela. 811 00:39:47,036 --> 00:39:48,168 - Bye. 812 00:39:48,211 --> 00:39:51,171 - ♪ Far too long 813 00:39:51,214 --> 00:39:55,305 ♪ The moon is rising on Kimono Hill ♪ 814 00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:57,003 ♪ 815 00:39:57,046 --> 00:40:00,920 ♪ The moon is rising on Kimono Hill ♪ 816 00:40:00,963 --> 00:40:02,443 ♪ 817 00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:04,750 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 818 00:40:04,793 --> 00:40:07,448 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 819 00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:10,582 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 820 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:13,672 ♪ Ohh, ooh, ooh 821 00:40:13,715 --> 00:40:15,804 ♪ The moon, the moon 822 00:40:15,848 --> 00:40:19,721 ♪ The moon is rising 823 00:40:19,765 --> 00:40:21,375 ♪ The moon, the moon 824 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:25,205 ♪ She's a tennis girl 825 00:40:25,248 --> 00:40:26,685 ♪ 826 00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:29,427 ♪ All night long 827 00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:31,907 ♪ All night long 828 00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:33,256 ♪ 829 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:36,608 ♪ Volleyball weather on Kimono Hill ♪ 830 00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:38,392 ♪ 831 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:41,351 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 832 00:40:41,395 --> 00:40:43,745 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 833 00:40:43,789 --> 00:40:46,705 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 834 00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:50,535 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 835 00:40:50,578 --> 00:40:53,538 [scatting] 836 00:40:53,581 --> 00:41:00,806 ♪ 837 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,603 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 838 00:41:15,647 --> 00:41:18,432 ♪ Woo-ooh-ooh 839 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:21,435 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 840 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:24,307 ♪ Woo-ooh-ooh 841 00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:27,310 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 842 00:41:27,354 --> 00:41:29,312 ♪ Woo-ooh-ooh 843 00:41:29,356 --> 00:41:36,581 ♪ 844 00:41:39,322 --> 00:41:39,671 . 845 00:41:39,714 --> 00:41:42,412 ♪ The moon, the moon, the moon, the moon ♪ 846 00:41:42,456 --> 00:41:43,979 ♪ Is rising, rising, rising 847 00:41:44,023 --> 00:41:49,594 ♪ Sliding down mountains 848 00:41:49,637 --> 00:41:54,599 ♪ Of marmalade places 849 00:41:54,642 --> 00:42:01,606 ♪ She turns her head to the peak ♪ 850 00:42:01,649 --> 00:42:05,566 ♪ Oooh