.
- Previously on "Good Girls"...
- Guess we're back in business.
Lemonade? We have an employee, okay?
- Where did this guy go to prison?
- He's gonna wash in ways that we can't.
- So he just showed up with all of it?
- Minus his cut, yeah.
- So your sister was trying to protect you?
- Who's gonna protect her?
- You know what they call this in the biz?
A breakthrough.
- Your principal says that you and some girls shoplifted this.
- Like mother, like daughter, I guess.
- We're not bad people.
- No, baby, we're good people who do bad things.
- I gotta show you something. - [screams]
- Lung... [grunts]
Spleen. Shoulder.
Yeah, we both know how this ends.
- I'm pregnant.
- So you have a nine-month solution
to a permanent problem.
- Three months. Maybe four.
- Congratulations.
- Paternity test.
- Oh, you can do that in about a month.
- Tried telling him to leave.
Says his boss needs him to keep an eye on you.
Who's his boss?
- There's something I have to tell you.
[Jazzboy's "Harlem"]
♪
- Are we going to school today?
♪
- Uh-- - We're already late.
- ♪ Harlem
- Where's Kenny?
- Upstairs pooping.
- Go get him.
- ♪ Can't remember of the season, season ♪
♪ Half past seven
♪ Oh, Harlem
- Good morning.
- I called the cops.
- [chuckles] Okay.
- I have kids.
- I ain't got no issue with them.
♪
You don't wanna do that. - Oh, I think I do.
- [chuckles]
It's up to you.
- Fine.
Get arrested. - Kay.
But you know what I gotta do when I get out.
♪
- How we doing, folks?
Ma'am, got a call about someone in the neighborhood?
- I-I called, yeah. Um...
It's--everything's okay... [laughs nervously] Officer.
Thank you. Sorry.
- Y'all have a good day, then.
- Kay.
[Jazzboy's "Harlem" continues]
♪
- ♪ Harlem - ♪ Harlem
- ♪ You got to me, I was 11
- ♪ 11
[vocalizing]
- Looking for some firepower?
- I'm looking for something.
[kids laugh]
- 'Cause it's not the gun that does the damage.
It's the caliber of the bullet.
- Mm-hmm.
- So just depends on your needs.
- I need to kill a man.
- Oh, oh, okay, uh... [laughs nervously]
There are certain things
you can or can't say when buying a gun.
- Mm, right.
- And, uh,
well, you just said the only thing you can't say.
- What if I'm dealing
with a really aggressive moose.
- Oh, like an Alaska Yukon or--
- The kind that attacks you.
- That'd be the Shiras.
- Now, this moose--
he also has a thing for my wife.
- Wait, what exactly are we talking about here?
- We're talking about a moose, Sean, who breaks into my house.
He threatens my kids, has his way with my wife,
and I can't seem to ever do anything about it.
- All right, well, that will... [clears throat]
Narrow your selection down to the Prairie Hawk,
the Liberty single-shot--
- Whichever's your favorite.
- Uh, just a few easy questions for you,
like have you ever been convicted of a violent crime?
- No.
- Ever get a not guilty verdict by reason of insanity?
- No.
- Okay, well, just check "no" for the rest of these,
and we'll get back to you in a few days, maybe a week.
- Well, what if I need it sooner?
- Well, with this type of firearm,
they require us to do a background check.
- What could I walk out with today?
- He reads?
- Is that an "US Weekly"?
- "In Touch."
Mrs. Karpinski gave it to him
after he brought in her recycling bins.
- [sighs] - Jesus.
- How does he even go to the bathroom?
- Mrs. Karpinski.
- That bitch.
- You guys, I can't live like this.
- Okay. Okay, here's what we do.
We go to Canada and get a baby.
- Get a baby?
- Well, she said she's having his baby.
We're gonna need a baby. - What are you gonna do?
pick one up with a cruller from Tim Horton's?
- Oh, my God.
- That's where we got that fake cash.
I mean, who knows what else they're hiding up there?
Although we could just pay for one.
I mean, the cash exchange rate right now up there
is actually-- - You wanna buy a baby?
- I want my sister to not die.
- I wanna go to bed.
- Nuh-uh. - What?
- You cannot be serious, Mrs. Karpinski.
- Oh, dude.
- It's like she wants him to use her bathroom.
- Oh, look at this. She got snacks on snacks now.
- [sighs]
We'll figure something out, okay?
[announcer talking indistinctly on TV]
I'm sorry. Am I in the wrong house?
[crowd ohhs on TV]
What is happening? - Dad's mad.
- About what?
- I got fired from tutoring.
- Tell her why.
- They said I took their stupid pen.
- We gave you a backpack full of school supplies.
- Mm-mm. It's not like that.
- Was it used to sign the Declaration of Independence?
- Maybe. - What?
- Yeah, they said it's some platinum engraved fountain deal
that costs as much as a car.
- I didn't do it.
- Hm, where have we heard that one before?
- How about their own daughter
who's always vaping and skipping class?
- Okay, why don't you go to your room
so I can talk to your daddy?
[door slams] - You don't know she did it.
- And you don't know she didn't.
- Okay, well,
what do we do from here?
- Oh, it's a "we" situation now?
- And that means what?
- You're the resident crime lord.
[pensive music]
♪
- [snoring]
♪
[knocks]
- Can't sleep? - Oh, God.
[dog barking]
Give me a ride.
[music escalates]
♪
- What's good?
- Can I get a shot of tequila?
- You might wanna slow down, yeah?
- We never got to toast. [drink pouring]
One for my baby daddy here too.
- What are you doing, Elizabeth?
- I lost it.
[breathes deeply]
- When?
- Does it matter?
- All right, then.
[soft dramatic music]
♪
[exhales]
- So what comes next?
- Nothing good.
- How much would it cost?
- For what? - My life.
- Ah, nah, too late for that.
- You haven't been in the game for, what, two months?
- Don't worry about it.
- No pills, no cars, no cash? It's gotta hurt.
- You don't know my interests.
- I know they need capital.
And your guy could chop me up in a million pieces
whenever you want, so what do you got to lose?
- [scoffs]
- How much am I worth?
- You couldn't afford it.
- What if I could?
.
- Okay, pros and cons.
- Pro. You're not dead yet.
- How are we gonna get 100 grand?
- Another pro. - How is that a pro?
- Well, he could have said, like, 100 bucks,
which would have been way easier,
but said a lot less about you as a person.
- Do you know how many ones we're gonna have to get
to print that much?
- Con. - Thank you.
- It's a lot. - Not to mention washing it.
- Con.
- Okay, there are gonna be a lot more cons than pros.
- How firm was he on this number?
[door clicks]
- Hey, ladies.
- What is going on?
- I got floss.
- Oh? - We were out.
- What else did you get, Dean?
- Hm, got some razors, deodorant.
I'm gonna try these
Breathe Right nose strip thingies--
- Why is there a shotgun on our bed?
- It's the only gun I can get without a waiting period.
- What if the kids find it?
- I'll hide the ammo.
- And what if they find that? - They won't.
- Kenny's found every one of his Christmas gifts
for the past five years.
- That's 'cause you hide them.
- I know you're upset--
- No. I'm terrified.
- And I get that.
But this isn't gonna make him go away.
- Then tell me what will.
- I don't want a gun in my house.
- And I don't want the tweaker on the front lawn
reporting back to the guy who emptied a clip in me, but hey,
that's the world we're living in.
- Hmm, uh...
Time.
- 9 minutes, 38 seconds. - Mm.
Not bad.
- Yeah, it's for preschoolers, but congrats.
- What else you got around here?
- We could talk about stuff.
- How do you talk about something
that you can't talk about?
- Well, just start.
- I'm really worried about my sister.
- Okay.
- She's dealing with something that's very life-threatening.
- Well, they say when someone gets sick,
it might as well be the whole family.
- It's just that we thought that it was gone,
and now it's back.
- The big C huh?
- Mmm.
- What kind?
- It's super rare.
- I lost my mum the same way.
- Oh, God.
- So I've been down the road.
- Yeah, it's just--it's not, you know, one of the--
like a breast cancer or a lung--
not one of the super popular ones, so--
- Try me.
- [sighs] I-I just--
I--
Eye...
ball...
cancer.
It's eyeball cancer.
Just the, uh--just the one.
Left one.
- Retinoblastoma?
- If I never hear that word again...
- That's how my mum died.
- Oh, no.
- Has she-- has she lost her vision yet?
- Ish?
- Mum always wanted to see the Grand Canyon.
I planned a whole thing.
We'd stay at the lodge on the valley floor.
- It's supposed to be great.
- Yeah, but, um,
I got this cat 'cause I was having a hard time dealing,
and it wouldn't sleep,
so I pushed the trip by a week.
She went completely blind the night before our flight.
- Did you still go?
- I mean, she said it smelled amazing.
[chuckles] That's just who she was.
Um...
This made me wanna be a therapist.
- "The Eye in Survivor."
- You're gonna make it whether your sister does or not.
[gentle tender music]
♪
- Okay, I feel much better. Thank you.
- Yeah.
- Same time, same place next week.
I'm gonna grab Timmy.
Timmy!
Timothy, come on in.
[indistinct chatter]
- Add 350 to that.
- You know you don't have to put the dot zero zero, right?
- I'm aware. Thank you.
- Plus 200. Stan's working a bachelor party.
- And I get time and a half for nights,
so put half--like, another--
[patrons cheering loudly] For, like, another hundred.
No dot zero zero.
- Okay, I like to see the whole number, all right?
- Where we at?
- So that puts us at-- still way off.
- If we didn't hit Fine and Frugal,
I had another plan.
Okay, this general attitude is why I keep things to myself.
- What?
- You remember when that Kardashian got, like,
a bazillion-carat diamond necklace
stolen from her hotel room in Paris?
- All right, I gotta pee.
[sighs]
- Do you still wanna hear it?
[knocking on door]
- Ooh.
[inhales deeply]
[winces]
[Delta 5's "Mind Your Own Business"]
♪
- The hardest part is finding the right width because
I think it has to be of a certain quality that--
- Let's go. We gotta go.
- Okay, you gotta listen to this.
It's insane, but,
if we had explosives,
a hypnotist, and a military helicopter,
we might be able to pull this off.
- Hang on. Did you--did you change?
- Yeah. I got our money.
- What?
- It's Gordie Howe's.
- That means nothing to me.
- From the 1955 Stanley Cup.
- Even less.
- ♪ Can I have a taste of your ice cream? ♪
♪ Can I lick the crumbs from your table? ♪
- Oh, we gotta go. - Let's go.
Let's go.
- ♪ Can I interfere in your crisis? ♪
♪ No, mind your own business
[patrons cheer loudly] - Oof!
[tray clatters]
♪
- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
- It's okay. It's old.
.
- I grabbed the only thing I could think of.
- What was that?
- A toilet plunger. - Smart.
- But I had to use the wood part
to break the glass.
- Uh, but, what'd you hold on to?
- Toothbrush.
- You didn't. - I did.
- Vinegar, baking soda, lemon juice.
- Did you at least wrap some toilet paper around it?
- There was so much pressure from the knocking.
- Plunger's seen some things.
- There's a volcano burger on that menu.
- Double bison patty smothered in habanero sauce.
- It comes with bottomless chili fries.
- Oh.
- [sighing] Okay.
[mellow music]
- Now what?
- We wait.
- [whispers] It's gonna be worth it.
- [inhales deeply]
- [sighs]
♪
- Hey. How we doing tonight?
- How do you think we're doing?
- How do you even know what this thing looks like?
- The guy sent me, like, four different angles of it.
Hm?
Apparently, it belonged to his grandfather.
- At what point are we taking this too far?
- This is our job, Ruby.
- She's a straight A student. - Yeah, smart like a fox.
- She tutors, volunteers--
- Good cover.
- The other day, I watched her bring in
the Connor's trash cans without even being asked.
- Casing the joint.
- She's a perfect kid. - Yeah, and so were you.
[ambient electronic music]
♪
- [sighs]
- She's not me.
- [sighs]
I need to get in there.
Please.
♪
[door clicks]
- Hey. - Hey.
- What are you doing here?
- Um, uh,
I read it, so...
- Already?
- It's a--
it's a real page turner.
- Kay.
- Um, hey, can I ask you something?
- Now? - Yeah.
What's going on
with--with us?
- What do you mean?
- Well, you hugged me...
- Okay.
- With both arms.
- That's how I hug.
- It felt a little...
long.
- Ah, right, um,
maybe I overstepped.
- Maybe--
maybe I liked it.
- Um, I know you're going through a lot.
- Oh, no.
No, no. - There is still a line here.
- Oh, come on. Grow a pair.
- We shouldn't cross it.
- And where is that line, just so I'm aware?
- And to paraphrase Freud--
- Don't you need a real degree to do that?
- Sometimes a hug is just a hug.
- Mm.
Okay. Thank you so much, Dr. Cohen.
- I'm gonna go back to the office and count to 50.
[MEMBA's "Schools Out"]
♪
- Little spot of something red here.
- I think it's blood.
- Probably from that brawl in the third period.
- Cool.
- So are we good?
- Let me run it past my guy.
[door creaks, clicks]
- [sighs]
- Late night? - Couldn't sleep.
- Weren't you wearing that yesterday?
- Okay, I can see where this is going,
so just gonna cut it off at the pass.
I tried to seduce my therapist, okay?
Like, sexually. Bone town.
He straight up rejected me, so I went home alone,
drank a lethal amount of Goldschlaeger,
and fell asleep in a pile of my own Cheetos dust.
So if you wanna rip me a new one
for being four minutes late, you go right ahead,
but I'm not gonna feel any worse than I already do.
- You're in therapy?
- Like, physical therapy?
- Why would I be in physical therapy?
- I don't know. 'Cause of how you run?
- What's wrong with how I run?
- All right, ladies.
Where'd y'all say you got this?
- Oh, it's been in my family for many generations.
- Yeah, our grandfather taught him how to skate.
- Our great-great... - Great-great-great...
- Grandfather. - Hm.
Was he Chinese?
- Huh?
- 'Cause that's where this jersey was made,
like, two years ago.
- Excuse me-- - Wait, it's a fake?
- How much for it?
- 20 bucks.
- 20 bucks?
- All right, 25.
- Excuse me.
Where did you get this? - Limited edition.
Solid platinum barrel. 18 carat nib.
- Who brought it in? - Some girl.
- Like, a little blonde druggie type?
- What is going on?
- Okay, I'm not interested.
- Fine, we'll take the 20.
- I'd like you to leave. - Was it her?
- You guys cops?
.
[door thuds]
- Guess what.
- [sighs] Jesus.
- Language.
- You're home early.
- Got some good news.
- What's that?
- They found the pen.
- Wow.
- Yeah, so I made you these.
I know you've been worked up.
- How is it?
- Awesome.
- Jesus.
- What?
- How do you do that?
- What? - Eat that like you deserve it.
Where's the money?
- Does Dad know?
- Where did you hide it?
- I don't have-- - Where?
- Same place you hide yours.
I don't know what you do,
but it doesn't come from painting nails.
- [sighs]
- What do you talk about?
- Just stuff.
- Like what kind of stuff?
- More lo mein anyone? Mmm, mm-hmm.
- Like me?
- I'm probably gonna stop going.
- Oh, my God. It's 100% me.
- Okay, you know what? Let's do fortunes.
- Well, mine doesn't have one, so that's probably not good.
- Huh, let's see.
"You are smarter, prettier,
and much cooler than your sibling."
Wow, hm. - That's not what it says.
Show me. - No, it does.
No, it does. Says it right here.
- Give it to me. - No!
That's like telling you my birthday wish.
Fortune wants what it wants.
[knocking on door]
And now it shall be written forever.
- You're the worst.
- Hey. - Hey.
Thank you. - Thank my derelict daughter.
- What are you gonna do to her?
- Um, I haven't devised it yet,
but it is definitely gonna be illegal.
- Okay, let's bring home some bacon.
[Sheena Easton's "Morning Train"]
♪
- ♪ I wake up every morning
♪ I stumble out of bed
♪ Stretching and yawning
♪ Another day ahead
♪ It seems to last forever
♪ And time goes slowly by
♪ Till babe and me's together ♪
♪ Then it starts to fly
♪ 'Cause the moment that he's with me ♪
♪ Time can take a flight
♪ The moment that he's with me ♪
♪ Everything's all right
♪ Night time is the right time ♪
♪ We make love
♪ Then it's his and my time
♪ We take off
♪ My baby takes the morning train ♪
♪ He works from nine till five and then ♪
♪ He takes another home again ♪
♪ To find me waiting for him ♪
♪ My baby takes the morning train ♪
♪ He works from nine till five and then ♪
♪ He takes another home again ♪
♪ To find me waiting for him ♪
♪ All day I think of him
♪ Dreaming of him constantly
♪ I'm crazy mad for him
♪ And he's crazy mad for me
♪ When he steps off that train ♪
♪ Amazingly full of fight
♪ Work all day to earn his pay ♪
♪ So we can play
♪ All night
♪ My baby takes the morning train ♪
♪ He works from nine till five and then ♪
♪ He takes another home again ♪
♪ To find me waiting for him ♪
[music stops]
- [humming Sheena Easton's "Morning Train"]
[muffled speech]
- Afraid we got a problem.
So here's the thing, man.
If you wanna move
your funny money through my guys,
we gotta get some stuff straight, yeah?
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah?
- Mm-hmm!
- All right, for starters, there is a licensing fee,
but, you know, if that's gonna be an issue for you,
We can just-- - Mm-mm!
[muffled speech]
- No problem? - Mm-hmm.
- Good.
Good, good, good, good, good, man, good.
I was hoping you'd say that.
- Mm-hmm.
- Now, I need to know who your employer is
'cause I don't know you. [laughs]
And you don't know me.
I feel like I should know everybody
that I work with, right?
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
[muffled speech]
- What's that now?
I--
- [muffled speech continues]
[soft dramatic music]
♪
[muffled shouting]
- So who made your money?
.
- I'm home.
- Hey, babe.
I got your food warming in the oven.
- Ah, okay.
You got a test tomorrow?
- Algebra.
- Hm.
So your mama told me what happened.
[sighs]
So what now?
Stevensons gonna give her that job back?
- Ooh. It's up to her.
- I mean, either way, they owe our family an apology.
All right, gotta wash this day off first.
I love you.
- Why didn't you tell him?
- Because it would break his heart.
- What if he runs into Mr. Stevenson somewhere?
- Well, that's the problem, isn't it?
You make up one story,
then you gotta make up another to cover that story.
Before you know it,
you can't keep any of them straight.
- Am I grounded?
- That's for kids.
You're big-time now. You're a criminal.
- So what's that mean?
- You're gonna owe me.
[soft dramatic music]
♪
[door clicks]
- Hey, need a hand?
- Well, aren't you full service?
- You've missed two sessions.
- Stalking included. - I got worried.
- Look, there's no point, okay? I made it weird.
- We should talk about that. - And make it weirder?
- It's called transference.
When people make progress in therapy,
it's not uncommon to,
you know, develop, like, a crush on the person helping them.
- Okay, well, this right now is definitely not helping,
and I have stuff to do, so...
- All right. See you.
- I'll, uh, go back in my apartment,
count to 50.
- You know what I think?
You have a storied history
of pursuing inaccessible men,
which is a defense mechanism to protect you from rejection.
In fact, you do that with a lot in your life.
I mean, why pursue anything that would make you happy
when there's a chance you might not get it, right?
And you put all that under a nice thick layer
of sex and sarcasm
that makes you bulletproof to any real emotion.
But, uh, you know, hey. What do I know?
I graduated bottom of my class online.
- You can't charge me for that.
- If you don't come back, I've gotta fill your spot.
- Hey, have you seen my purse?
- The, um-- the ammo's in the office.
The gun is in the garage
with the lawn stuff.
- How would you ever get to it?
- I just like knowing it's there.
- Okay.
- We were so good with him gone.
[pulsating electronic music]
♪
Purse is on the couch.
[door bell jingles]
[door creaks]
- I'll be right with you.
- Hey, now.
- I don't have it all right now, okay?
- I'm not here for that.
I'm just here for some custom printing.
Word is you do the best work.
I'd like to see how it's done.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Oh, no?
'Cause your friend says you do.
I wanna see.
- Well, he's got it wrong.
[gun clicks]
- Show me.
[Gabriel Bruce's "El Musgo"]
♪
- ♪ The trees dance
♪ They sway and bend
♪ To a song that
♪ Never ends
♪ The dragonflies
♪ Are making friends
♪ Unlike you and me
♪
♪ The sun paints patterns
♪ On your skin
♪ Through the lace that
♪ You dress in
♪ You walk on water
♪ But I would rather swim
♪ Whilst you look down on me
♪
♪ I hear your voice
♪ It's loud and clear
♪ I thought we were close
♪ But you were just near
♪
♪ When you talk
♪ It's not your voice that I hear ♪
♪
♪ It's a symphony
♪
- Pulp's gotta dry now.
- Okay.
- Takes a while.
- I got time.
- ♪ So I'll just watch you
♪ From afar
♪ I'll just hope the weather is better ♪
♪ Where you are
♪ I'll wear this mark like a medal ♪
♪ But it's a scar
♪ Where you took my heart
♪ From me
♪
- What do you think?
- I think I need you alive.
♪
chorus: ♪ Ooh
♪