1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,047 . 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,831 - Previously on "Good Girls"... 3 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:08,008 - What's it say? 4 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:09,835 - They said I took their stupid pen. 5 00:00:09,879 --> 00:00:11,228 I don't know what you do, 6 00:00:11,272 --> 00:00:13,274 but it doesn't come from painting nails. 7 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:16,190 - This right here, crime jar. 8 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:18,148 - What is that? - Happy anniversary. 9 00:00:18,192 --> 00:00:20,020 - No. One of us has to be good! 10 00:00:20,063 --> 00:00:21,325 - Why? 11 00:00:21,369 --> 00:00:23,066 - Before we get started, I wanted to introduce you 12 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,634 to Lila. 13 00:00:25,677 --> 00:00:26,548 - I'll see you at home. 14 00:00:26,591 --> 00:00:28,289 - Pack up your desk. - No. 15 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:31,074 I'll tell them how you promote using only your vagina. 16 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:32,032 - So what are we gonna do here? 17 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:33,685 - Gain back his trust. 18 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:37,080 - Pay someone else to blow his brains out? 19 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:39,300 - A professional. - Max has that cousin. 20 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:41,345 - He's a former Navy SEAL. He'll do it. 21 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:43,086 - Third one this month out of Detroit. 22 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:44,087 Car paint? 23 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:46,002 - Or nail polish. 24 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,048 - Eww. 25 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:49,571 - It's a woman. 26 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:54,315 ["I Feel Pretty" begins] 27 00:00:54,358 --> 00:00:57,405 - ♪ I feel pretty, oh, so pretty ♪ 28 00:00:57,448 --> 00:01:00,538 ♪ I feel pretty and witty and gay ♪ 29 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:03,193 ♪ And I pity any girl ♪ 30 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:06,892 ♪ Who isn't me today 31 00:01:06,936 --> 00:01:09,939 ♪ I feel charming, oh, so charming ♪ 32 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:13,203 ♪ It's alarming how charming I feel ♪ 33 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:14,683 ♪ And so pretty 34 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:18,208 ♪ That I hardly can believe I'm real ♪ 35 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:23,561 ♪ See the pretty girl in that mirror there ♪ 36 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:26,608 ♪ Who can that attractive girl be? ♪ 37 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:28,392 ♪ Such a pretty face, such a pretty dress ♪ 38 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:31,961 ♪ Such a pretty smile, Such a pretty me! ♪ 39 00:01:32,004 --> 00:01:35,095 ♪ I feel stunning and entrancing ♪ 40 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:38,315 ♪ Feel like running and dancing for joy ♪ 41 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:40,143 ♪ For I'm loved 42 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:45,409 ♪ By a pretty wonderful boy! 43 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:48,630 ♪ I feel pretty, oh, so pretty ♪ 44 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:51,937 ♪ That the city should give me its key ♪ 45 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:53,461 ♪ A committee 46 00:01:53,504 --> 00:01:55,941 ♪ Should be organized to honor me ♪ 47 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:58,292 women: ♪ La la la la la la la la 48 00:01:58,335 --> 00:02:01,599 - ♪ I feel dizzy, I feel sunny ♪ 49 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:04,428 ♪ I feel fizzy and funny and fine ♪ 50 00:02:04,472 --> 00:02:06,474 ♪ And so pretty 51 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:08,780 ♪ Miss America can just resign! ♪ 52 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:11,914 women: ♪ La la la la la la la la la 53 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:13,916 - ♪ See the pretty girl in that mirror there ♪ 54 00:02:13,959 --> 00:02:15,396 women: ♪ What mirror, where? 55 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:17,093 - ♪ Who can that attractive girl be? ♪ 56 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,616 women: ♪ Which, what, where, whom? ♪ 57 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,052 - ♪ Such a pretty face, such a pretty dress ♪ 58 00:02:20,096 --> 00:02:21,837 ♪ Such a pretty smile Such a pretty me! ♪ 59 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,317 women: ♪ Such a pretty me, Such a pretty me ♪ 60 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,145 ♪ Such a pretty me! - ♪ I feel stunning 61 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:26,798 women: ♪ I feel stunning - ♪ And entrancing 62 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:28,235 women: ♪ And entrancing - ♪ Feel like running 63 00:02:28,278 --> 00:02:30,715 ♪ And dancing for joy 64 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:36,417 all: ♪ For I'm loved by a pretty wonderful boy! ♪ 65 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:39,985 - Guess what I did this weekend. 66 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:41,552 - Not a spray tan. 67 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:43,163 - I'm allergic to the chemicals. 68 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:46,078 - What's your hair's excuse? - Mm. 69 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:47,515 So I called Gary in Terrorism 70 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:50,126 who knows Stephanie in Foreign Affairs. 71 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,258 You're not even listening. 72 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:53,173 - Well, my weekend was way better. 73 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:55,566 - I had him recall the nail polish. 74 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:57,525 - Why? 75 00:02:57,568 --> 00:02:59,004 - Well, eventually, they'll need more, right? 76 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:00,702 And then we'll know. 77 00:03:00,745 --> 00:03:03,052 - Who signed off on that? - Dave. 78 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:05,054 - Wait, my Dave? 79 00:03:05,097 --> 00:03:06,273 - He just doesn't know it. 80 00:03:06,316 --> 00:03:07,622 - DL Dave? 81 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:08,666 - Mm-hmm. 82 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:09,798 - You know he and I were, like-- 83 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:11,887 - Oh, I know. - Like, all weekend. 84 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:14,846 All over. I mean, like, everywhere. 85 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:18,415 - You think he ran into you by accident? 86 00:03:19,895 --> 00:03:21,723 - God, I love you. 87 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:23,507 - Needed him busy. 88 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:25,335 By the way, what's his wife like? 89 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:27,032 - [sighs] Private sector. 90 00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:28,251 Perky boobs. 91 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:31,385 - Mm. What a waste. 92 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:38,435 - Rite Aid, Walmart, Walgreens, Amazon, eBay. 93 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:40,568 I mean, there is a nail salon in Bloomfield Hills 94 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:42,787 selling them for $200 a bottle. 95 00:03:42,831 --> 00:03:45,050 - What? Did you try Sephora? 96 00:03:45,094 --> 00:03:47,009 - Did you try Sephora? - I tried everything. 97 00:03:47,052 --> 00:03:49,620 - Dude, how can one nail polish color just suddenly be gone? 98 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:52,232 - My manager says their wholesaler's out everywhere. 99 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:53,798 It's just weird. 100 00:03:53,842 --> 00:03:56,148 - Who would even want this butt-ass ugly color besides us? 101 00:03:56,192 --> 00:03:58,673 - Exactly. - You guys... 102 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:04,244 We don't need it. 103 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:06,594 - Well, it won't pass without that glow. 104 00:04:06,637 --> 00:04:09,031 - Then we don't make anymore. 105 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:12,295 - Uh, tell that to your boy. 106 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:15,820 - He won't be here. 107 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:17,866 We have enough to hire Max's cousin. 108 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:21,739 And he's not "my boy." 109 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:23,219 - [laughs] 110 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:26,527 A'ight. Let's dip. 111 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:29,573 - We're rich! 112 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:32,315 - Not ours. - Whose is it? 113 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:35,927 - Homeless, elderly, underserved youth, 114 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:37,929 whoever needs it the most, we'll give it to them. 115 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:39,322 - Why? 116 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:42,282 - 'Cause that's what good people do. 117 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:44,806 - You guys, go pee before school. 118 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:01,126 So who does this go to? 119 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:03,303 Tsunami survivors? 120 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,653 - It's not right. 121 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:10,440 - This is like "Below Deck." 122 00:05:10,484 --> 00:05:12,616 - It's just not you, okay? 123 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:17,317 - They keep one guy up on the bridge overnight 124 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,145 to be a lookout. 125 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:22,104 - Okay. 126 00:05:23,497 --> 00:05:26,543 - Why does it have to be me? 127 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:27,892 - You're the cop. - Maybe I'm asking you 128 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:30,199 to take a shift. 129 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:33,115 - My ship has sailed, Stanley. 130 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,164 - Well, then I guess nobody's gonna be watching 131 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:40,296 when the iceberg hits. 132 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,471 [snap] 133 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:55,920 - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 134 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:57,008 - What? 135 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:58,488 - We should focus. 136 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,925 - Well, that's exactly how I studied in high school. 137 00:06:00,969 --> 00:06:04,102 - Well, if that worked, then we wouldn't be here. 138 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:05,843 On to geometry. 139 00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:08,019 [cell phone chimes] Oh, sorry. 140 00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:10,065 It's Josh. Dinner stuff. 141 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:12,197 - You guys going out 142 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:14,374 [British accent] for a bit of bangers and mash? 143 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:16,419 Perhaps some fish and chips? 144 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:17,812 [laughs] 145 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:20,467 - He's cooking. - Mm. 146 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:23,034 - well, reheating. Okay. 147 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:25,036 How are you with theorems? - Super strong. 148 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:28,692 Real good. So, like, you know... 149 00:06:28,736 --> 00:06:31,521 What do you guys... what are you guys into? 150 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:33,697 [soft pop music in background ] 151 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:35,177 - I don't know. Lots of stuff. 152 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:36,352 - Yeah? 153 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,920 Yeah, like, uh, what? 154 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:41,009 Books? 155 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:42,314 - We have fun. 156 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:44,360 - Mm. 157 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,406 Like, uh... 158 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:47,581 fun, fun? 159 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,626 - Like crazy fun. 160 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:51,411 - Well, that's the best kind. 161 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:52,542 - Yeah, like, you know, 162 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,501 I-really-shouldn't-even-say kind of fun. 163 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:57,460 - Dr. Cohen. 164 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,680 - It'd be inappropriate. 165 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:04,293 - But, of course, I'm not your patient. 166 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:08,558 ♪ 167 00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:10,473 They don't have sex. 168 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:11,909 - How do you know? 169 00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:13,607 - He's a mouth-breather, and she's a light-sleeper, 170 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,260 so they keep separate places. 171 00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:16,610 - Okay. So? 172 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:18,655 - For nine years. 173 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:21,005 - Doesn't mean they're not getting nasty. 174 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:23,138 - They take Egyptology together at Wayne State. 175 00:07:23,181 --> 00:07:25,401 - They're not getting nasty. 176 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:29,274 - How are we even supposed to know what this guy looks like? 177 00:07:29,318 --> 00:07:31,102 - He'll find us. 178 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:33,104 - What'd you tell him? Look for the blind person, 179 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:34,758 or the D-bag? 180 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:36,978 - Where is this guy? 181 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:41,243 [sighs] 182 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:42,505 - Oh. 183 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:47,554 - Hm. 184 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:51,645 - Yeah... 185 00:08:06,268 --> 00:08:08,139 - Mrs. Boland. 186 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:10,098 - Beth is fine. 187 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:14,537 - Max got me up to speed on what y'all are looking for. 188 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:16,844 - Awesome. - Cool, cool. 189 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:21,501 - And do you feel like it's something that you're... 190 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:23,198 capable of? 191 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:26,418 - If I'm being totally honest here, 192 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:28,508 I might not have what it takes. 193 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:31,032 - Really? 194 00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:32,947 - But you've done this kind of job before? 195 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:34,557 - I work mainly with explosives. 196 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:35,863 - Oh. That makes sense. 197 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:39,040 - Car bombs, IEDs, pyrotechnics, 198 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:41,172 stuff that really, you know... 199 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:44,175 - Leaves a mark. 200 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:45,699 - Bingo. 201 00:08:45,742 --> 00:08:46,961 From what Max said about your target, 202 00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:50,791 he's not a guy who's so easy to get close to. 203 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:53,924 You're gonna need a sniper. 204 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:57,754 - Well, where do we find one of those? 205 00:08:57,798 --> 00:09:00,104 - I know a guy. Already got him up to speed. 206 00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:02,585 - Hold on a minute. 207 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:03,978 Max got you up to speed 208 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:06,110 so you could get another guy up to speed? 209 00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:07,721 - How many speeds are we looking at here? 210 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,287 - He's who you want. 211 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:10,680 - Who is "he"? 212 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,813 - I have no idea. 213 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:13,901 He's that good. 214 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:16,120 - Well, how do we find him? 215 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:18,470 - He finds you. 216 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:20,995 - Okay, we've got a bit of a problem 217 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:24,476 'cause we're in a time crunch. 218 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:27,392 We provide a service for the target-- 219 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:32,746 - That we are not currently able to provide, so-- 220 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:37,315 - So we need to... 221 00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:43,017 neutralize our target before we become his target. 222 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:46,586 - You want it done right, don't you? 223 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:49,414 Thumbs up, or thumbs down? 224 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,155 - Thumb... 225 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:52,374 thumbs up? 226 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,202 - Gonna need to see 'em. 227 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:08,738 Now put them up your asses 228 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:12,394 'cause this might take a hot minute. 229 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:24,145 . 230 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:26,190 - And so when the song came out, I was like, 231 00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:27,104 "Hello, Mr. Smith, I've been saying 232 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:30,020 'get jiggy wit it' since '91." 233 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,848 - And when did it hit the clubs? 234 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:33,676 - '95, earliest. 235 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,765 - Guys, I have news. 236 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,854 Just got heads up from corporate. 237 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:41,118 We're not supposed to know, so act super surprised. 238 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,686 But we just won the Crystal Whale 239 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:46,776 for the Southeastern Michigan division. 240 00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:51,781 - Dope. 241 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:58,440 - Great job, everyone. Let's get back to work. 242 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,451 - You got some nerve. 243 00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:11,018 - What's your problem now? 244 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:14,064 - Every person on that floor busts their ass for this place. 245 00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,980 They go to conferences, they chase every lead, 246 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,286 they work overtime, they never see their kids, 247 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,635 and for what? To get dressed up 248 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,854 and watch you collect some award 249 00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:24,858 for co-signing their deals? 250 00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:28,209 - I told them to put your name on it. 251 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:29,645 - What? 252 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,299 - You have a choice of walnut 253 00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:34,258 or mahogany base. 254 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,785 Mahogany ages better. 255 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:42,005 - Why me? 256 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,094 - Your first month here, you got higher sales 257 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,009 than Eric had in eight years. 258 00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:50,405 - Thanks. - You earned it. 259 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,932 Oh, would you tell the team that they're allowed 260 00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:59,719 to have fun at the show? I'm not a total monster. 261 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,809 - Why don't you just tell them yourself? 262 00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:05,115 - I'm gonna skip this year. 263 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:08,118 Use my ticket for your wife. 264 00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:22,219 - I like Circus Peanut. 265 00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:25,005 - It's too bright. - Yeah, Island Mango's closer. 266 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,616 - The hue's off. 267 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:30,227 - Well, can't you just do a combo thing? 268 00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:38,845 - I am not McDonald's. I don't just do combos. 269 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,977 It took months to get this thing legit. 270 00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:43,284 - [sighs] Check your phone. 271 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:45,634 - I just did. - Did you check Facebook? 272 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,375 - 'Cause a hitman's gonna friend-request me? 273 00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:49,681 - Oh, like you're so versed in how they communicate. 274 00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:50,900 [huffs] 275 00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:52,293 - It doesn't have to be perfect. 276 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:53,990 It just has to be good enough to buy us some time. 277 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,600 - Yeah, come on, girl. Beast mode. 278 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,428 - You got this. 279 00:12:57,472 --> 00:13:00,997 - One part Peach En Fuego, one part Tang Bang, 280 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:05,349 a few drops of Prairie Fire... 281 00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:08,439 And a smidge of Oh My Darlin' Clementine. 282 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,354 - Fire up the press. 283 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,365 Why don't we talk about-- - No. 284 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,454 - You don't even know what I'm gonna say. 285 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:27,023 - One question, then we move on. 286 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,156 - Great. - Fine. 287 00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,245 - Now? - Shoot. 288 00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,162 - Why her? 289 00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:39,166 - We're compatible. 290 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,124 - The woman dehydrates fruit. 291 00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,213 - My favorite. 292 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,868 - She loves Pilates. - So do I. 293 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,131 - No man loves that. 294 00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:50,177 - Well, that's how relationships work, Annie, 295 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,787 at least healthy ones. 296 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,267 - Hot. 297 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:57,227 - Say there's 100 things about a person you could like. 298 00:13:57,271 --> 00:14:00,100 Connect to anything over 50, and it will last. 299 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,580 - Whew. Scorching hot. - It's not a bad thing 300 00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,713 for partnerships to make sense on paper. 301 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,978 - I guess I just don't really believe in lists. 302 00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,937 - Taking inventory of a relationship 303 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:14,070 helps you realize what matters. 304 00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:18,466 - Ah. Like Pilates and dried fruit. 305 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,861 - Those are just two, but yeah. 306 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,211 - Gotcha, boss. 307 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,563 - That's enough for today. 308 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,261 - I still have three minutes left. 309 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,394 - I'll credit your account. 310 00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,006 - Look, all I'm saying is that I'd rather not 311 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,182 have to crunch numbers to find my mate. 312 00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,663 - How's that gone for you? 313 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,063 - That is enough for today. 314 00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,768 - Oh, by the way, Mrs. Karpinski said 315 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:02,510 she may have a futon for us. 316 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:05,034 - We would be sitting on a giant litterbox 317 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,688 with all those cats. 318 00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:12,172 - Oh, and I won the Crystal Whale. 319 00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:15,653 - Really? 320 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,742 - You are looking at the Southeastern Michigan 321 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,267 regional hot tub king. 322 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,530 - Spa. - Spa. 323 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,532 Spa king. 324 00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:28,231 Will you come? - Of course. 325 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,973 - Will you wear that dress? 326 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,541 - What dress? 327 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,589 - The one you wore for him. 328 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,548 [cell phone buzzes] 329 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,479 - What's that? 330 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,525 - Money. 331 00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:04,485 - No. 332 00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,356 It's not. 333 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,316 - Yeah, it is. - Not money I could use. 334 00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:14,277 - Oh, we had to change the formula. 335 00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,410 - Change it back. 336 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:20,588 - It's not possible. 337 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:32,034 - Yo, I been thinking about this, um, 338 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:36,212 relationship of ours. 339 00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:39,346 Lot of issues, you and me. 340 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:44,742 - I don't disagree. 341 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:48,007 - Cut you in. That didn't work. 342 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:51,445 Gun to your head. Nothing. 343 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:57,059 I don't know how to incentivize you anymore. 344 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,496 So... 345 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,464 Open it. 346 00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,911 - I don't get it. 347 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:25,696 - [laughs] Take it out. 348 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:28,438 - I don't want to. 349 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,614 - We got another job for you. 350 00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,967 - Well, whatever it is, I don't want to do it. 351 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,621 - Oh. [laughs] 352 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,710 [both laugh] 353 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,845 Take it out, Elizabeth. 354 00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:59,034 Maybe you're right. 355 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,167 I'm the problem. 356 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:06,041 Well, go ahead and finish me off. 357 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,782 If you want to. 358 00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,501 - We're good. 359 00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:35,723 - Cool. 360 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:44,906 That's what he used to take of your friend, by the way. 361 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,736 - Why? 362 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:53,436 - Incentive. 363 00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:57,875 . 364 00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,181 - Why did I touch it? 365 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:02,097 - Why did you touch it? 366 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,881 - What was I supposed to do? 367 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,492 - Not touch it. 368 00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:08,103 - Some hood-ass man gives you a questionable envelope? 369 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,453 - Okay, for starters, you guys weren't there, 370 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,455 and the atmosphere was very threatening. 371 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:13,891 - You don't open it. 372 00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:16,720 - Okay, I'm, like, so used to that man 373 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:17,895 just handing me guns that I, like, 374 00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,375 I don't even think about it. 375 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,768 - God, he's good. 376 00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:23,031 - I need you to stop that. It's making me crazy. 377 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,470 - It's how I think now. 378 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,300 - [sighs] 379 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:36,262 -He's not getting a good batch without my Creamsicle Sunset. 380 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,482 - What about that place that we went? 381 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,397 - The markup is insane. 382 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:44,139 - I wasn't talking about buying it. 383 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,968 - Well, they're gonna know it's us. 384 00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,491 - How? - Because that woman 385 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,493 saw our faces, Annie. 386 00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,462 - [sighs] 387 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,509 She didn't see mine. 388 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:10,034 I'll do it. 389 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,213 You touched it. 390 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,002 [back-up beeping] 391 00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:23,961 - God doesn't need your stuff. 392 00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:27,922 What good is stuff to the King of kings? 393 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:32,013 What he wants is our hearts and our souls 394 00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:35,930 and our creativity to think outside ourselves 395 00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,019 through service. 396 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:41,544 Ruby Hill, come up here and give your testimony. 397 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:53,121 Sister Hill saw a need in our community, 398 00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:55,123 and she filled it. 399 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:58,126 - Tomorrow, I'm taking women from the Brush Street Mission 400 00:20:58,169 --> 00:20:59,649 to a nail salon. 401 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:02,348 It's not a big deal. I just thought that these 402 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:06,700 underserved women should feel good about themselves. 403 00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:09,006 - And she's humble, too. Amen. 404 00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:10,704 all: Amen. 405 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,923 [applause] 406 00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:23,369 - I can't decide. Fingers or toes? 407 00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:25,066 - Do both. 408 00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:30,027 [upbeat music] 409 00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:37,208 ♪ 410 00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:43,519 - [singing in Japanese] 411 00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:47,654 ♪ 412 00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:50,700 - Oh, come on. 413 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,876 Sarah, open the door. 414 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,443 [sighs] 415 00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,053 You want to sort of tilt it back, 416 00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:57,316 more towards your butt. 417 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,796 - It won't go in. - I promise it will. 418 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,711 Just shove it on up there. 419 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:03,409 - How? 420 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,238 - She just got her first, you know, code red. 421 00:22:07,282 --> 00:22:10,764 Look at the picture on the damn instructions. 422 00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:12,548 45-degree angle, baby girl. 423 00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:14,289 - Oh, 'cause I have a protractor. 424 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,160 - Let me in. I will help you. 425 00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:18,119 - Go away. 426 00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:20,948 - Is there a key to get in here? 427 00:22:20,991 --> 00:22:24,168 - Oh, my God. Of course. 428 00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:27,041 - Bet a man made those instructions, right? 429 00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:33,264 ♪ 430 00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:39,401 Well, now you know how to put one in when the time comes. 431 00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:42,143 - What'd you steal in there? 432 00:22:42,186 --> 00:22:43,753 - Don't worry about it. 433 00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:47,322 - I was an accomplice. 434 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,846 - We're even now. Your debt is paid. 435 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:52,196 - You're the biggest hypocrite. 436 00:22:52,849 --> 00:22:54,982 - I'm your mother. 437 00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:56,549 - So it's okay for you to just do 438 00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:59,160 whatever you want whenever you want? 439 00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:02,424 - Oh. You think I get off on this? 440 00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:05,645 - What an example you are, Sister Ruby. 441 00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:08,996 - Don't look at me with your little smug, judgy face, 442 00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:13,609 like you're grown when you know nothing about nothing. 443 00:23:13,653 --> 00:23:15,437 - I have homework. 444 00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:18,658 - What, you thought kidneys grow on trees? 445 00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:21,878 I made a choice, okay? 446 00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:25,273 To do something I thought I would never do. 447 00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:28,537 And it wasn't for fun or to have nice things. 448 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,715 - What do you mean? 449 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,981 - I bought you a second chance. 450 00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:40,767 I'm sorry, I stole it. 451 00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:43,900 Something that insurance, prayers, neighbors, 452 00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:46,120 none of that could do. 453 00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:49,384 And I will be damned if I threw my soul away 454 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,821 so you could turn out like this. 455 00:23:55,608 --> 00:23:59,220 - Why didn't you just tell me that? 456 00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:01,265 - I didn't think I'd ever have to. 457 00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:03,442 [engine revs] 458 00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:14,453 - What's all this? 459 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:17,499 - I had to take more than just the polish to pin it on, 460 00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:20,415 you know, the underserved. 461 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,896 - At least they got free mani-pedis out of it. 462 00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:26,552 [dramatic music] 463 00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:28,162 - You did good. 464 00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:35,299 ♪ 465 00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:45,353 . 466 00:24:45,396 --> 00:24:47,050 - Hey. - What did he forget? 467 00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:50,271 - Homework. 468 00:24:50,314 --> 00:24:52,229 - He had his backpack. 469 00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:54,797 - Hm. 470 00:24:54,841 --> 00:24:59,193 [soft music in background] 471 00:24:59,236 --> 00:25:06,026 ♪ 472 00:25:06,069 --> 00:25:08,463 - This is-- we have paper at home. 473 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,030 - Oh. 474 00:25:10,073 --> 00:25:12,075 - Oh? - Yeah, the, um... 475 00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:21,302 - Seriously? - I had to ask you something. 476 00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:25,349 - There it is. - I knew you would never come. 477 00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:27,090 - Yeah, well, you were right. 478 00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:28,048 - [moans] 479 00:25:28,091 --> 00:25:29,919 - [groans] All right, what, what? 480 00:25:31,704 --> 00:25:33,880 - Okay. 481 00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:39,581 What was on your list? 482 00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:42,105 - Huh? 483 00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:46,283 - Like, when you first met me, what did you like? 484 00:25:48,024 --> 00:25:50,070 - Your boobs. - Right. 485 00:25:50,113 --> 00:25:51,593 But what else? 486 00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:52,768 - Well, I mean, the fact 487 00:25:52,812 --> 00:25:54,944 that you showed me one during detention. 488 00:25:54,988 --> 00:26:00,036 - Okay, I think I mean more like, you know, like... 489 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,996 like why'd you choose me? 490 00:26:07,914 --> 00:26:09,002 - I gotta go home. - Hey, you know, 491 00:26:09,045 --> 00:26:09,959 you're the one who wanted me to go 492 00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:13,397 to therapy in the first place. 493 00:26:13,441 --> 00:26:14,921 - Fine. 494 00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:18,272 Um... 495 00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:21,449 you were really... 496 00:26:21,492 --> 00:26:23,016 you're a really good mom. 497 00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:25,496 - Eww. - Eww? That's a nice-- 498 00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:28,412 - It-- - All right. 499 00:26:35,376 --> 00:26:36,943 All right. 500 00:26:36,986 --> 00:26:40,163 Say, like, we were at a party or something, 501 00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:41,948 and someone was doing something stupid, 502 00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:44,646 like laughing too loud, 503 00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:46,300 or some woman comes out of the bathroom 504 00:26:46,343 --> 00:26:49,346 with her skirt tucked into her underwear... 505 00:26:51,827 --> 00:26:54,656 Even if I wasn't right next to you, I just... 506 00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:59,008 I knew that I'd look across the room 507 00:26:59,052 --> 00:27:02,708 and you'd be cracking up 'cause you'd seen it, too. 508 00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:10,716 So does that count? 509 00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:14,284 Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm. What are you doing? 510 00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:15,851 - Therapy. - No, you're just hammered. 511 00:27:15,895 --> 00:27:18,767 - So? - So I have to go home. 512 00:27:18,811 --> 00:27:20,421 - Just stay for one drink. 513 00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:21,814 - It's never just one with us. 514 00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:23,206 - Well, I have a brand-new bottle. 515 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:24,817 - Yeah, that's part of the problem. 516 00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:26,166 - We don't even have to have sex. 517 00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:29,865 We could just, you know, get naked and hang out. 518 00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:33,695 - No, no. 519 00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:34,957 - Sorry. 520 00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:40,833 - Dakota's having trouble sleeping at night. 521 00:27:40,876 --> 00:27:42,617 I do the night feeding, so... 522 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,054 - I got it. 523 00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:48,710 - Okay. 524 00:28:10,471 --> 00:28:11,907 - Hey, you got a shaker? 525 00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:13,474 - I don't have any furniture, man. 526 00:28:13,517 --> 00:28:14,997 Beth, we gotta go. 527 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,216 - What about olive picks? 528 00:28:16,259 --> 00:28:19,567 - There's no time. Limo's almost here. 529 00:28:19,610 --> 00:28:21,351 - They're roadies. 530 00:28:21,395 --> 00:28:24,572 - Phil went to the Radisson instead of the Sheraton. 531 00:28:24,615 --> 00:28:26,095 [both laughing] 532 00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:29,838 - Oh, snap. 533 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:32,885 - [laughs] Yeah, you like it? 534 00:28:32,928 --> 00:28:35,365 - You must be a beaver, 'cause damn. 535 00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:36,323 - Dude, chill. 536 00:28:36,366 --> 00:28:38,934 - [laughs] Can you zip me up? 537 00:28:38,978 --> 00:28:41,023 - With pleasure. 538 00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:43,069 You look incredible. 539 00:28:43,112 --> 00:28:44,505 - Not so bad yourself. 540 00:28:44,548 --> 00:28:47,073 - Thank you. Hey, will you record my speech? 541 00:28:47,116 --> 00:28:49,771 - Yeah, let me see how much battery I have. 542 00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,425 - I'm gonna tell the kids to go to bed 543 00:28:51,468 --> 00:28:53,819 like they do in the Oscars. [clears throat] 544 00:28:57,823 --> 00:28:59,259 What? 545 00:29:01,217 --> 00:29:03,002 Oh, no. 546 00:29:03,045 --> 00:29:04,917 - I'm so sorry. 547 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,919 - Martini or prosecco? Shout it out. 548 00:29:06,962 --> 00:29:08,790 - Are you serious right now? 549 00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:10,139 - I know how important this is. 550 00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:11,880 - It's the Crystal Whale. 551 00:29:13,969 --> 00:29:15,623 - You're not coming? - It's 'cause of him? 552 00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:17,973 - No. No. 553 00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:21,977 - You know what? Don't sweat it. 554 00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:24,240 It's fine. Hey, let's roll. 555 00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:26,634 Limo's here. 556 00:29:26,677 --> 00:29:28,331 No big deal. 557 00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:29,942 - Dean. 558 00:29:29,985 --> 00:29:31,900 - It's not a real thing anyway. 559 00:29:31,944 --> 00:29:34,511 [dramatic music] 560 00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:36,513 Hey. 561 00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:42,128 - I needed to meet face to face. 562 00:29:42,171 --> 00:29:43,607 In my line of work, 563 00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:46,523 you have to be careful who you get in bed with. 564 00:29:49,135 --> 00:29:52,965 - So our mutual friend got you up to speed with-- 565 00:29:53,008 --> 00:29:55,837 - I am so sorry. 566 00:29:57,883 --> 00:30:01,016 I can't talk shop on an empty stomach. 567 00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:04,715 Do they serve breakfast all day here? 568 00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:06,848 - Great eggs B. 569 00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:10,199 - Done. 570 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:19,469 . 571 00:30:19,513 --> 00:30:20,383 - Was it not good? 572 00:30:20,427 --> 00:30:22,646 - Exquisite. 573 00:30:22,690 --> 00:30:26,520 Dolly Parton famously takes one bite of each food group. 574 00:30:26,563 --> 00:30:29,001 It's how she's kept her figure. 575 00:30:29,044 --> 00:30:30,350 - Oh? 576 00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:34,136 - All right. Shall we look at our calendars? 577 00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:36,051 - Can... 578 00:30:38,445 --> 00:30:42,405 I'm kind of new to this. 579 00:30:42,449 --> 00:30:45,147 - I don't get a lot of repeat customers. 580 00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:47,019 - [laughs] 581 00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:49,369 Um... 582 00:30:49,412 --> 00:30:50,892 how does this work? 583 00:30:56,071 --> 00:30:57,464 - Say I'm your lawyer. 584 00:30:57,507 --> 00:30:59,814 I usually do a fair amount of prep work 585 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:03,339 before we would go to trial. 586 00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:05,689 So I charge by the hour. 587 00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:08,867 Research and discovery is billed at 700. 588 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:12,653 The defendant, is he local? 589 00:31:12,696 --> 00:31:16,613 Okay, so travel is not an issue. 590 00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:19,965 All other expenses are on top of the retainer. 591 00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:23,533 Trial itself will run you 60 grand. 592 00:31:23,577 --> 00:31:25,448 - We were told 30. 593 00:31:25,492 --> 00:31:30,366 - By a man with no arms, who you're free to hire. 594 00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:33,413 - I only brought 30. 595 00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:35,502 - You'll receive invoices as we go. 596 00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:39,854 So how is... 597 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:43,640 Tuesday at 3:45? 598 00:31:43,684 --> 00:31:47,035 Is that too soon? 599 00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:48,863 - No, sooner's better. - Oh, no, scrap that. 600 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:52,649 I'll be in Ohio. Any chance he's in Ohio? 601 00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:56,262 All right, the next available slot 602 00:31:56,305 --> 00:31:59,526 that I have is... 603 00:32:01,832 --> 00:32:04,009 Oh. 604 00:32:04,052 --> 00:32:06,185 Friday. Morning. 605 00:32:10,276 --> 00:32:11,930 - That works. 606 00:32:14,236 --> 00:32:15,759 - Done. 607 00:32:22,723 --> 00:32:25,813 Thank you, Mrs. Boland. 608 00:32:28,337 --> 00:32:31,297 [mellow music] 609 00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:38,478 ♪ 610 00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:52,492 ♪ 611 00:32:59,194 --> 00:33:01,153 - Hey. 612 00:33:04,156 --> 00:33:05,766 - How'd it go? 613 00:33:05,809 --> 00:33:07,637 - Oh, it was... 614 00:33:07,681 --> 00:33:10,292 it was pretty great. 615 00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:12,425 You okay? 616 00:33:12,468 --> 00:33:15,080 - Yeah, I'm fine. 617 00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:16,995 - What are doing here? 618 00:33:18,735 --> 00:33:21,129 - Following up on some emails. 619 00:33:21,173 --> 00:33:23,088 - Why don't you go home? 620 00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:29,790 - I really don't have much to go home to, Dean. 621 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:33,228 My husband has three TVs in his office. 622 00:33:33,272 --> 00:33:38,059 Each one has a different sporting event on at all times. 623 00:33:38,103 --> 00:33:41,149 My daughter practically lives with her friend. 624 00:33:41,193 --> 00:33:43,369 And... 625 00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:45,849 my Labradoodle only eats 626 00:33:45,893 --> 00:33:49,114 if my husband fills the bowl, so... 627 00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:52,726 - Oh. 628 00:33:52,769 --> 00:33:55,120 I thought I'd put this on your shelf. 629 00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:58,210 - Oh, you don't have to do that. 630 00:34:03,171 --> 00:34:06,435 - Oh, it looks good. 631 00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:09,047 - You went with the walnut, huh? 632 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,837 - I don't... 633 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,101 I don't think you're... 634 00:34:20,145 --> 00:34:23,061 you know, a monster. 635 00:34:55,441 --> 00:34:57,356 - What now? 636 00:35:00,881 --> 00:35:02,187 - I have a surprise for you. 637 00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:04,580 - I'm scared. - I did my homework. 638 00:35:04,624 --> 00:35:06,974 - That is a surprise. 639 00:35:07,017 --> 00:35:08,976 - Yeah, well, Greg came over. 640 00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:10,151 - Oh, okay. 641 00:35:10,195 --> 00:35:11,935 - And we started making that list. 642 00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:15,069 - Oh. How'd it go? - It was revelatory. 643 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:18,681 - All ears. - You see, 644 00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:22,076 every time that we had something in common, 645 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,210 I just wanted to rip his pants off, you know? 646 00:35:25,253 --> 00:35:27,429 Like, for example, we both like making sandwiches 647 00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:29,953 out of Pop Tarts, but that didn't even make it 648 00:35:29,997 --> 00:35:32,217 on the list because we started kissing. 649 00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:34,784 And not just like a little peck. 650 00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:39,485 Like, full on, with tongue, making out. 651 00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:40,790 That kind of thing. - Mm-hmm. 652 00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:43,793 - Oh, and we both like naps. 653 00:35:43,837 --> 00:35:47,145 - Well, who doesn't? - Mm-hmm. 654 00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:49,016 - But see, of course, that doesn't make it 655 00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:50,800 on the list, either, because by now, 656 00:35:50,844 --> 00:35:53,890 we're in each other's pants. 657 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,196 And, you know, when I say pants, 658 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:59,548 I mean, like, we're deep inside the underwear. 659 00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:01,724 And, uh, you know, we're both 660 00:36:01,768 --> 00:36:03,770 just so crazy turned on 661 00:36:03,813 --> 00:36:05,424 that we don't even make it to the bedroom. 662 00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:08,209 So we're on the couch, and he kind of, like, 663 00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:10,168 kind of flips me up on top of him, 664 00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:12,561 you know, in kind of a Cirque du Soleil type-- 665 00:36:12,605 --> 00:36:14,911 - Okay, I get it, Annie. 666 00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:18,001 - You know how it is when you're just so... 667 00:36:18,045 --> 00:36:20,700 you're so in sync with someone that it kind of feels like 668 00:36:20,743 --> 00:36:23,964 an old song you know all the words to? 669 00:36:24,007 --> 00:36:27,533 And every instrument, every note, 670 00:36:27,576 --> 00:36:30,536 every beat, the rhythm, 671 00:36:30,579 --> 00:36:35,845 and the tempo, you know, it just take you over until-- 672 00:36:35,889 --> 00:36:37,325 - Okay, yeah. 673 00:36:37,369 --> 00:36:39,675 - And all of a sudden, you're not even human anymore. 674 00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,461 You're just an animal. 675 00:36:42,504 --> 00:36:44,854 Just made out of nerve endings 676 00:36:44,898 --> 00:36:50,120 and feelings in that hot, aching need-- 677 00:36:50,164 --> 00:36:53,254 - All right. 678 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:58,651 - So I guess what I learned is that 679 00:36:58,694 --> 00:37:00,522 there could be 99 things on that list, 680 00:37:00,566 --> 00:37:04,918 but, to me, only one matters. 681 00:37:04,961 --> 00:37:08,226 - And what's that? 682 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:09,879 - Spark. 683 00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:15,755 But I'm... 684 00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:18,148 but I'm sure you must have that, right? 685 00:37:22,936 --> 00:37:26,722 - Thank you for your honesty. 686 00:37:26,766 --> 00:37:30,422 - Thank you for your advice. 687 00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:39,909 - Nail salon robbed, right? Super ritzy suburb. 688 00:37:39,953 --> 00:37:41,389 Guess what they took. 689 00:37:41,433 --> 00:37:42,912 - Not that coat. 690 00:37:42,956 --> 00:37:45,306 - How's DL Dave's mood? 691 00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:46,873 - Not good. 692 00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:48,266 - Think he'll give me the go-ahead? 693 00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:50,920 - He's still pissed about the recall. 694 00:37:50,964 --> 00:37:53,271 - It's like Bin Laden, right? 695 00:37:53,314 --> 00:37:56,404 - If nail polish was a weapon of mass destruction, sure. 696 00:37:56,448 --> 00:37:57,927 - No one believed the analysts when they said 697 00:37:57,971 --> 00:37:59,494 follow the courier. 698 00:37:59,538 --> 00:38:01,583 The CIA didn't listen to them for years. 699 00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:04,847 Thought they were useless. Basement trash. 700 00:38:04,891 --> 00:38:06,284 You know, 'cause they worked in the basement. 701 00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:07,807 But they sift through the evidence, 702 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:09,287 they track every lead, 703 00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:12,028 and they end up being the ones who cracked the case. 704 00:38:12,072 --> 00:38:13,465 They found him. 705 00:38:13,508 --> 00:38:17,904 Not the Pakistani ops. Not the fancy drones. 706 00:38:17,947 --> 00:38:19,775 The basement trash. 707 00:38:19,819 --> 00:38:21,342 - That's definitely trash. 708 00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:25,259 - Hey, it's new. - It's a parade float. 709 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,305 - I'm going in. - Okay, take that off. 710 00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:30,351 It's offensive. Tell him I ran the analytics. 711 00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:31,874 - Did you? 712 00:38:31,918 --> 00:38:33,833 - I will by the time he's done yelling at you. 713 00:38:33,876 --> 00:38:36,270 Don't cry. Save it for the bathroom. 714 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,141 And don't compare this to Bin Laden. 715 00:38:38,185 --> 00:38:40,492 - You know this bitch is hiding in a cave somewhere. 716 00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:41,667 - Do not. 717 00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:44,017 - Just gotta root her out. 718 00:38:48,848 --> 00:38:50,415 [door opens] 719 00:38:52,678 --> 00:38:54,506 - Here's a question. 720 00:38:54,549 --> 00:38:59,467 Are there actual truffles in truffle oil? 721 00:38:59,511 --> 00:39:02,992 Because one shaving of truffles is like a gazillion dollars. 722 00:39:03,036 --> 00:39:06,561 And, like, a bottle's 10 bucks. 723 00:39:06,605 --> 00:39:08,911 - I quit my job today. 724 00:39:08,955 --> 00:39:10,348 - Why? 725 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,485 - [clears throat] 726 00:39:17,529 --> 00:39:20,488 Um... 727 00:39:20,532 --> 00:39:22,360 I kissed my boss. 728 00:39:54,740 --> 00:39:56,568 - Why? 729 00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:00,223 - She kissed me. 730 00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:03,444 - Okay. 731 00:40:03,488 --> 00:40:07,796 - So I kissed her back. 732 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,581 - And then what? 733 00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:17,327 - She tried to undo my pants, and I stopped her. 734 00:40:17,371 --> 00:40:18,851 - Why? 735 00:40:18,894 --> 00:40:21,288 - 'Cause the tux have that weird double button, and so I-- 736 00:40:21,331 --> 00:40:23,290 - Why did you stop her? 737 00:40:27,207 --> 00:40:31,298 - Because I don't want her. 738 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:37,565 I want you. 739 00:40:37,609 --> 00:40:40,350 But I don't really have the best track record, 740 00:40:40,394 --> 00:40:43,571 so I don't expect you to believe me. 741 00:40:45,530 --> 00:40:47,488 And if you need me to go to my mom's, 742 00:40:47,532 --> 00:40:51,579 just you say the word. 743 00:40:51,623 --> 00:40:56,323 But I really... 744 00:40:56,366 --> 00:40:59,457 Beth, I really want to stay. 745 00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:18,737 - Dean. 746 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:20,390 - Yeah. 747 00:41:25,874 --> 00:41:27,789 - Don't go. 748 00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:30,923 [dramatic music] 749 00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:34,100 ♪ 750 00:41:34,143 --> 00:41:35,188 - Better not be my baby girl 751 00:41:35,231 --> 00:41:36,755 roaming these halls at midnight. 752 00:41:36,798 --> 00:41:40,846 - Better be sleepwalking. 753 00:41:40,889 --> 00:41:44,545 - I figured out who we should help. 754 00:41:44,589 --> 00:41:46,939 This family, 755 00:41:46,982 --> 00:41:49,419 their kid was killed by a drunk driver. 756 00:41:52,597 --> 00:41:55,121 - That's awful. 757 00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:58,820 - Dad lost his job, bank took their house. 758 00:41:58,864 --> 00:42:01,823 - How did you find these people? 759 00:42:01,867 --> 00:42:05,000 - I got their daughter's kidney. 760 00:42:05,044 --> 00:42:12,181 ♪ 761 00:42:19,058 --> 00:42:26,195 ♪ 762 00:42:30,330 --> 00:42:34,203 - How you feeling, champ? 763 00:42:34,247 --> 00:42:36,858 - Incentivized. 764 00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:43,822 ♪ 765 00:42:55,529 --> 00:42:55,703 . 766 00:42:55,747 --> 00:42:58,663 [dramatic music] 767 00:42:58,706 --> 00:43:05,626 ♪