1 00:00:02,350 --> 00:00:04,076 Previously on "Good Girls"... 2 00:00:04,100 --> 00:00:05,336 Dear, Dean, I'm going to tell you 3 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:06,310 exactly what to do and how to do it. 4 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:07,996 I know how we're going to wash that money. 5 00:00:08,020 --> 00:00:09,666 We're robbing it, Stan. 6 00:00:09,690 --> 00:00:10,836 It's an armored truck. 7 00:00:10,860 --> 00:00:12,990 - Swap fake for real. - Yo, Neil! 8 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:17,280 I can't stop thinking about you. 9 00:00:17,330 --> 00:00:18,870 He wants more than dinner. 10 00:00:18,910 --> 00:00:20,846 DL Dave, you know, he and I were, like, all over. 11 00:00:20,870 --> 00:00:22,120 I mean, like, everywhere. 12 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,620 - You want it to be her? - Yes. 13 00:00:23,670 --> 00:00:25,356 Get something to convince a DA. 14 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:27,460 Selling hot tubs in my class? 15 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:29,840 Kahuna Spas would love to be part of the ride. 16 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,526 He's walking right into it. 17 00:00:31,550 --> 00:00:33,066 That's 'cause he has no idea what's going on. 18 00:00:33,090 --> 00:00:35,366 - I got the account. - That's great! 19 00:00:35,390 --> 00:00:37,196 I also had to give him the books. 20 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:39,180 Dean Boland, you're under arrest. 21 00:00:39,220 --> 00:00:41,430 Dean, I'll explain everything. 22 00:00:41,470 --> 00:00:43,270 What am I under arrest for? 23 00:00:46,230 --> 00:00:47,860 Can I help you? 24 00:00:49,190 --> 00:00:51,230 Yeah, I'm gonna need a refill. 25 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,360 We don't do that. 26 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,546 You do for Mountain Dew. 27 00:00:55,570 --> 00:00:57,716 It's not the same. 28 00:00:57,740 --> 00:00:59,386 Haven't I seen you 29 00:00:59,410 --> 00:01:00,886 - at our games before? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 30 00:01:00,910 --> 00:01:02,226 Yeah, suck it! 31 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:03,710 You serious with that? 32 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:04,886 - Hey! - Yeah, you're a cheerleader, 33 00:01:04,910 --> 00:01:06,396 - right? - Can you do something 34 00:01:06,420 --> 00:01:08,566 - about your friends? - Hey, ass face! 35 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:09,880 Hey, you dick! 36 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,226 There you go! 37 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:12,590 Oh, bull's-eye! 38 00:01:14,220 --> 00:01:16,100 - Yeah, that's right! - You better keep running! 39 00:01:16,130 --> 00:01:18,090 - Hurry! - Go, go, go! 40 00:01:22,970 --> 00:01:25,850 ♪ I want you, aah, aah ♪ 41 00:01:25,890 --> 00:01:28,860 ♪ Hey ♪ 42 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:30,190 ♪ I wanna wake up ♪ 43 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:32,916 Pigs. 44 00:01:32,940 --> 00:01:35,240 Smarter than dogs, right? 45 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:37,926 Still gross. 46 00:01:37,950 --> 00:01:40,280 Yeah, well, so are my friends. 47 00:01:41,830 --> 00:01:43,620 Oh, no. 48 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:44,926 Oh, no. 49 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:47,790 What? 50 00:01:47,830 --> 00:01:49,436 Every time I hear this song, 51 00:01:49,460 --> 00:01:51,460 just really weird things happen. 52 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,920 Look, I just, I can't be responsible 53 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,470 for anything I might do, okay? 54 00:01:56,970 --> 00:01:59,720 ♪ I want a girl with extensions in her hair ♪ 55 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:01,826 ♪ Bamboo earrings, at least two pair ♪ 56 00:02:01,850 --> 00:02:02,986 ♪ A Fendi bag ♪ 57 00:02:03,010 --> 00:02:04,430 Okay, stop, I need that back. 58 00:02:04,470 --> 00:02:05,786 No, it's okay, don't worry about it. 59 00:02:05,810 --> 00:02:07,600 I got, I got it, look. ♪ I need an around ♪ 60 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:10,980 ♪ An around the way girl ♪ 61 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,440 ♪ She's the only one for me ♪ 62 00:02:16,490 --> 00:02:17,966 ♪ I need an around the way girl ♪ 63 00:02:17,990 --> 00:02:19,966 It was Elizabeth, right? 64 00:02:19,990 --> 00:02:21,740 Beth. 65 00:02:21,780 --> 00:02:23,136 Kay, well, I'm Dean. 66 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:24,966 I know. 67 00:02:24,990 --> 00:02:26,290 You do? 68 00:02:26,330 --> 00:02:28,830 You're the quarterback. 69 00:02:28,870 --> 00:02:31,000 Yeah, I know. 70 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:34,750 - And don't worry about this. - I got it, okay? 71 00:03:02,910 --> 00:03:04,490 Can you hear me? 72 00:03:09,210 --> 00:03:11,460 How'd you sleep? 73 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,420 I didn't. 74 00:03:22,050 --> 00:03:24,026 This was this morning. 75 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:27,390 Jane went to school full Elsa. 76 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:30,600 Kenny's in Kalamazoo at his tournament. 77 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,520 Do they know? 78 00:03:36,610 --> 00:03:37,860 Not yet. 79 00:03:44,910 --> 00:03:48,056 And the accounts are frozen, so... 80 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:51,290 you might be here a minute. 81 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:55,210 Tell me one thing. 82 00:03:59,460 --> 00:04:01,920 Was he part of it? 83 00:04:06,930 --> 00:04:08,560 Beth. 84 00:04:14,270 --> 00:04:16,400 The whole time? 85 00:04:22,110 --> 00:04:24,280 I love you. 86 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,450 We're finished here. 87 00:04:28,490 --> 00:04:31,700 - I'm gonna fix this, okay? - I promise. 88 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:33,210 How? 89 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:50,310 - That from the minibar? - Mm-hmm. 90 00:04:52,810 --> 00:04:54,956 - Is he talking? - So it's just a coincidence 91 00:04:54,980 --> 00:04:56,440 that you're eating corn nuts 92 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,610 which are now gone from the corn nuts slot. 93 00:05:00,690 --> 00:05:03,126 You can take it from my room. 94 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:04,296 Did you get anything out of him? 95 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:05,336 - Not a word. - Get me in there. 96 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:06,796 What's the point? 97 00:05:06,820 --> 00:05:08,636 You're already getting a new office. 98 00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:09,806 - I am? - Out of the basement. 99 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:11,136 - With a window? - Pack your bags. 100 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,476 Five minutes. 101 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,660 Take the W and call it a day. 102 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:17,120 - He's protecting her. - Why would he do that? 103 00:05:17,170 --> 00:05:18,646 'Cause he has no idea what she's gotten into. 104 00:05:18,670 --> 00:05:21,316 They've been married for 20 years. 105 00:05:21,340 --> 00:05:22,510 So have you. 106 00:05:27,470 --> 00:05:29,800 What's that? 107 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,390 Your wife has no idea 108 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:36,270 who you've gotten into. 109 00:05:37,690 --> 00:05:38,836 But I do. 110 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:41,770 Because he's a real chatty Kathy. 111 00:05:44,030 --> 00:05:47,176 Are you really doing this? 112 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,280 Just give me five minutes alone. 113 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:53,516 I didn't know you had it in you. 114 00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:55,450 But I know everything that's... 115 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:57,516 All right, all right, all right, enough. 116 00:05:57,540 --> 00:05:59,750 You got your five minutes. 117 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,420 Leave the money for the corn nuts on top of the minibar. 118 00:06:11,890 --> 00:06:15,576 So I'm sure you all have a lot of questions, 119 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,390 and I'm going to do my very best 120 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,230 to answer each and every one of them. 121 00:06:22,110 --> 00:06:23,690 Where's Dean at? 122 00:06:23,730 --> 00:06:28,530 - He is a hot tub conference. - A very important one. 123 00:06:28,570 --> 00:06:29,820 Are we in trouble? 124 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:31,660 No, no, no, no. 125 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:33,240 Just a little misunderstanding... 126 00:06:35,410 --> 00:06:37,226 With our taxes. 127 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:39,226 Can we FaceTime him? 128 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:40,226 Ooh. 129 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:42,566 There's not real good reception in, um... 130 00:06:42,590 --> 00:06:44,090 - Uh, North Pole. - Yeah. 131 00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:46,420 He's with Santa? 132 00:06:46,460 --> 00:06:48,236 So if you all just hang tight, 133 00:06:48,260 --> 00:06:50,010 we will have this all cleared up, 134 00:06:50,050 --> 00:06:51,736 and we'll get back to work in a jiff. 135 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,776 Does this count as vacation days? 136 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,810 Think of it like a snow day. 137 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:59,520 Just enjoy yourself. Take a little me time. 138 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,270 But you're still paying us, right? 139 00:07:04,730 --> 00:07:07,230 - I miss Gayle. - When's he coming back? 140 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,256 Uh, as soon as it's over. 141 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,926 - When's that? - When he's done. 142 00:07:11,950 --> 00:07:14,450 - When's that? - Who wants another slice? 143 00:07:14,490 --> 00:07:16,830 He really screwed the pooch, huh? 144 00:07:19,290 --> 00:07:21,790 Anything I can do to help my homie, 145 00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:23,960 let me know. 146 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,276 Where is our mom? 147 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:29,510 She's, um, helping your dad. 148 00:07:31,090 --> 00:07:33,946 I need a loan. 149 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:36,326 For what? 150 00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:37,810 Bail. 151 00:07:37,850 --> 00:07:39,850 Yeah, that's not my thing. 152 00:07:41,310 --> 00:07:42,770 I need to get him out. 153 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:44,956 - Nah. - You need fall guy 154 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:46,456 if you're ever trying to make money again. 155 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,296 It's not his fault. 156 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,820 I told you to be smart, right? 157 00:07:50,860 --> 00:07:51,626 I was. 158 00:07:51,650 --> 00:07:53,950 Then how'd they get your books? 159 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:57,306 He didn't know. 160 00:07:57,330 --> 00:07:59,160 Why he's the perfect fall guy. 161 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,306 He didn't do anything! 162 00:08:01,330 --> 00:08:03,420 That's what makes it beautiful. 163 00:08:05,170 --> 00:08:07,630 Got nothing to say. 164 00:08:11,510 --> 00:08:15,590 Look, they'll cut a deal. Three years, club Fed. 165 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,696 - What about my kids? - Visitation. 166 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:20,036 - What about me? - Your boy will come back 167 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:22,640 in better shape than when he went in. 168 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:23,826 Might even want to hit it again. 169 00:08:23,850 --> 00:08:25,690 There's gotta be a way to get him out! 170 00:08:25,730 --> 00:08:27,860 Do the crime, do the time. 171 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:30,530 But nothing ever sticks to you. 172 00:08:30,570 --> 00:08:33,490 Yeah, I got luck on my side. 173 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:40,290 Maybe you do too. 174 00:08:40,330 --> 00:08:41,790 What's that mean? 175 00:08:41,830 --> 00:08:43,620 Sink that eight ball. 176 00:08:43,660 --> 00:08:45,580 Corner pocket, I'll cover his bail. 177 00:08:50,050 --> 00:08:51,340 I don't play pool. 178 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:53,130 And I don't do loans. 179 00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:32,710 - Like that? - Yeah, just like that. 180 00:09:35,380 --> 00:09:36,930 Just hit it straight, okay? 181 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:56,426 - Ha! - I did it! 182 00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:58,256 Lucky shot. 183 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:01,926 - No, a deal is a deal. - Yeah, you're right. 184 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:04,750 Take it out of the cut you owe me. 185 00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:09,106 The place is swarming with secret service agents. 186 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,540 So? 187 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:14,710 So I can't wash, and I definitely can't print. 188 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,880 We're shut down. 189 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:20,640 That's why you need a fall guy. 190 00:10:39,410 --> 00:10:40,410 Mom bootcamp. 191 00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:43,080 That's what you get for exercising. 192 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,636 The bitch made me do her nails. 193 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:48,080 Don't they have to tell you if they're cops? 194 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:51,146 - Only if you ask. - That's not a real thing, 195 00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:53,670 and she's secret service. 196 00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:56,420 How's Deansie holding up? 197 00:10:56,460 --> 00:10:57,816 He doesn't have his mouth guard 198 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:01,486 or his sleep apnea machine, and his cellmate is in 199 00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:04,180 for trying to set a guy on fire. 200 00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:05,536 That good, huh? 201 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,220 Ugh, pink flavor. 202 00:11:07,270 --> 00:11:10,480 - He can't be my fall guy. - Well, it can't be you. 203 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,020 - It should. - You have four kids. 204 00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:15,666 So does he. 205 00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:17,360 Ugh, orange flavor. 206 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,320 Stop biting into all of them. 207 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,820 What kinda psycho gets somebody fruit chocolates? 208 00:11:22,870 --> 00:11:24,370 A hitman. 209 00:11:24,410 --> 00:11:26,450 The man is sending you chocolate now? 210 00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:28,450 I mean, kinda. 211 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,620 He wants me to go on a job with him. 212 00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:32,670 - Where? - Fiji. 213 00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:35,170 Maybe if these were caramels. 214 00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:37,526 I wish he'd just put a bullet in me. 215 00:11:37,550 --> 00:11:38,590 At this point 216 00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:40,356 I think you're looking at a little pickle tickle. 217 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:43,180 - What am I gonna do? - Over the pants, real fast. 218 00:11:43,220 --> 00:11:44,680 About Dean. 219 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,520 We'll figure something out. 220 00:11:51,690 --> 00:11:53,520 It's either him or me. 221 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,150 Is it? 222 00:11:56,190 --> 00:11:57,820 Isn't it? 223 00:11:57,860 --> 00:11:59,716 On "First 48" people call in all the time 224 00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:01,400 to confess to crimes they didn't commit. 225 00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:02,886 Why would anyone do that? 226 00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:06,160 I don't know, weirdo loners with nothing to lose. 227 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:09,056 Maybe being convicted gives them some purpose. 228 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,556 Huh. 229 00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:13,580 Swimming, tennis, 230 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:16,226 art classes. 231 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:18,170 What kinda resort is this? 232 00:12:19,630 --> 00:12:21,396 Not a resort exactly. 233 00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:23,680 Damn it! 234 00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:26,906 Can you take that upstairs? 235 00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:29,770 I mixed the trapezoid up with the rectangle again. 236 00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:31,520 I'm conducting business. 237 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,206 Your aunt's just gonna send me right back down. 238 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,440 She's napping. 239 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,860 You're allowed in the parlor till 4:30. 240 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,730 It's my room too. 241 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,256 So what's the dillio? 242 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:49,096 Well, think of it as a fresh start. 243 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,426 We would pay off all your credit card debt 244 00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:54,120 and throw in 100 grand for your trouble. 245 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:57,266 Paid in installments. 246 00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:59,436 Why would you do that for me? 247 00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:01,710 Well, you'd actually be doing it for me. 248 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,220 It's a jail? 249 00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:08,760 With benefits! 250 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,430 Except for the part where you can't leave. 251 00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:14,116 Bu-but I hear the library is exquisite. 252 00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:16,230 I know this is a huge ask, 253 00:13:16,270 --> 00:13:17,956 but you're the one who said 254 00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:20,820 you wanted to help out your homie. 255 00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:23,296 You wanna pay me more money 256 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,626 than I've ever made in my entire life 257 00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:29,280 to have my own room, unlimited TV privileges, 258 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:32,290 and vegan-friendly meals on an all male campus? 259 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,790 What's the shower situation? 260 00:13:39,170 --> 00:13:42,300 Um, probably group. 261 00:13:47,510 --> 00:13:50,526 Well, how do we get this party started? 262 00:13:50,550 --> 00:13:54,020 Um, just confess I guess, right? 263 00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:55,520 Well, I... 264 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:58,980 I think might actually need to do more than that. 265 00:13:59,020 --> 00:13:59,996 - Wait. - What do you mean? 266 00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:01,940 Well, they have Dean's name 267 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:03,780 on all the accounts, 268 00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:06,200 so he may need to 269 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,006 get caught with something way worse, 270 00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:10,200 you know, just to make sure. 271 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,620 Damn it! 272 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:15,700 - Chillax, man! - You're gonna wake my aunt! 273 00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:22,800 Remember when calculators used to double A? 274 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,960 Remember when our calculators were our brain? 275 00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:29,180 This is supposed to be the smart school, right? 276 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:31,180 Maybe they're doing bigger math. 277 00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:33,390 Yeah, but who just has 278 00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:36,180 a lithium ion 2032 just laying around? 279 00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:37,520 A physicist? Cyborg? 280 00:14:39,390 --> 00:14:42,520 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah. 281 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,570 I need to borrow some money. 282 00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:48,490 Okay. 283 00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:53,990 It's more than 284 00:14:54,030 --> 00:14:55,870 you got on you. 285 00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:58,056 What's going on? 286 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,210 And I'm gonna need it in 1s. 287 00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:05,250 I'm not stealing from the club. 288 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,420 - It's for Dean. - Why do you need all 1s? 289 00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:11,220 - To get him out of it. - Beth put you up to this. 290 00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:13,076 - I offered. - Why? 291 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:16,310 Because when you were in jail, she did the same for you. 292 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:25,570 Think there's one of those batteries in my watch. 293 00:15:30,110 --> 00:15:32,756 Stan, toss me the aloe. 294 00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:35,620 Okay. 295 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,370 Oh, I think Mindy used it all. 296 00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:43,380 I got pole burn bad. 297 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,040 How 'bout some ice? 298 00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:48,710 That's my song. 299 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,550 Eesh, take it easy out there. 300 00:15:50,590 --> 00:15:52,470 Thanks, Stanimal. 301 00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:08,440 Hey, buddy. 302 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:13,636 Yo, Gene. 303 00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:16,450 - Got a sec? - Uh, yeah, man, 304 00:16:16,490 --> 00:16:17,636 I was just about to head back out to the floor. 305 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:20,500 - George'll cover you. - Have a seat. 306 00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:22,460 All right, can always make time for the boss. 307 00:16:25,170 --> 00:16:28,000 So what that wife of yours make you for lunch today, huh? 308 00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:32,420 Uh, what was it today? 309 00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:34,470 Penne pasta 310 00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:36,760 with those little green balls. 311 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,680 Peas? 312 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,156 - No, not those. - The other ones, uh... 313 00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,350 Capers? 314 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,850 Yep, there it is, those things. 315 00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:44,166 She treats you pretty good, huh? 316 00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:46,836 - Yeah, man. - She's the best. 317 00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:48,940 We treat you okay? 318 00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:54,110 Uh, yeah. 319 00:16:54,150 --> 00:16:56,110 You happy here? 320 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,700 Hey, man, listen. 321 00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,450 I'm glad to have the job, you know? 322 00:16:59,490 --> 00:17:01,040 - Good to hear, buddy. - Yeah. 323 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,500 So there's no reason you'd be upset with me. 324 00:17:04,870 --> 00:17:05,870 What? 325 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,800 You'd tell me if you were having any problems. 326 00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:10,460 - For sure. - I got your back. 327 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,760 - 100%. - You got mine? 328 00:17:16,090 --> 00:17:19,906 'Cause something's not adding up here, you know? 329 00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:23,140 A few weeks ago, that thing with the bank truck burning up. 330 00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:24,890 Oh, yeah, that was crazy. 331 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:27,150 Yeah, crazy. 332 00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:28,810 Crazy how much it cost me. 333 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:31,876 But, uh, doesn't insurance cover that stuff for... 334 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:35,240 I have to keep them in the champagne room a little longer. 335 00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:40,886 Yeah, that's why you the king, man. 336 00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:43,620 Can't have it happen again though. 337 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,710 Not on my watch. 338 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,580 I hear you loud and clear. 339 00:17:52,590 --> 00:17:54,590 All right. 340 00:17:54,630 --> 00:17:56,066 Oh, and whenever's good for you, 341 00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:58,090 I would love to hear about them private parties 342 00:17:58,140 --> 00:18:01,100 you've been running behind my back with my girls. 343 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,400 Now's good. 344 00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:23,266 This is currency. 345 00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:24,790 Like, top dollar. 346 00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:26,960 You could trade it for anything: 347 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,880 supplies, TV time, 348 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,880 protection. 349 00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:34,606 Who are you? 350 00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:35,880 I know your wife. 351 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,090 I want a lawyer here. 352 00:18:38,130 --> 00:18:40,430 Chill, I just gave you a bunch of ramen. 353 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,440 I had this friend in high school. 354 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,956 Super cool. 355 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:51,786 Captain of the cheerleading squad. 356 00:18:51,810 --> 00:18:53,110 Hmm. 357 00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:56,296 - Always had the newest jeans. - The most expensive makeup. 358 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,150 Everyone wanted to be her, 359 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,490 including me. 360 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,660 She threw the best parties, 361 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,080 and I would bring the wine coolers. 362 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,580 I was, like, in. 363 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:09,620 We'd go to the movies, the mall. 364 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:13,250 We were besties before people used the word "besties." 365 00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:15,750 And then my parents took away my fake ID, 366 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,840 and she stopped calling me back. 367 00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:23,260 What's your point? 368 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,140 Women like your wife, 369 00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:26,866 they use people, 370 00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:29,640 and when they're done, they throw them in the trash. 371 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,326 So you don't know my wife. 372 00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:34,496 I know the wrong person 373 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,940 is sitting across from me right now. 374 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,780 So what? 375 00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:46,830 I just need something on her. 376 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:53,500 Without it, you're gonna need a lot more of these. 377 00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:01,130 So what's gonna be, Mr. Boland? 378 00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:11,730 Hey. 379 00:20:13,270 --> 00:20:15,060 Is your sister home? 380 00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:17,480 Doesn't wanna see you. 381 00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:20,216 Did you give her any of my messages? 382 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,900 Hates your guts. 383 00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:23,886 She said that? 384 00:20:23,910 --> 00:20:25,160 Thinks you're a total loser, 385 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,556 regrets ever looking at your ugly face, 386 00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:28,716 and wishes you'd just die. 387 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:30,910 Hmm. 388 00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:32,556 Brutal. 389 00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:35,330 Yeah, so can I just go talk to her? 390 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:37,540 What's it worth to you? 391 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,880 Wow. 392 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,760 Okay. All right, fine. 393 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:46,736 4 bucks? 394 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,286 That's all I got. 395 00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:51,286 You can owe me. 396 00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:53,230 Deansie's here! 397 00:20:53,270 --> 00:20:54,480 No one calls me that. 398 00:20:57,980 --> 00:21:00,086 Annie. 399 00:21:00,110 --> 00:21:02,400 Mom needs you. 400 00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:06,256 What are you doing here? 401 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,256 I called you like five times. 402 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,200 I've been busy. 403 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,926 You haven't been at any of the games. 404 00:21:11,950 --> 00:21:13,040 I got a lot going on. 405 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,870 - I thought we were cool. - We are. 406 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,106 'Cause if I'm way off, it's totally okay. 407 00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:18,960 - It's not that. - I don't wanna look like 408 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,500 a dick, you know? 409 00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:24,106 I can't find her meds. 410 00:21:24,130 --> 00:21:26,180 Be right there. 411 00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:31,656 - It's not you. - Gotcha. 412 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,786 So it's definitely me then. 413 00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:35,140 It's not either of us. 414 00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:36,456 - It's okay. - Don't worry about it. 415 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,286 I was gonna ask you to prom, 416 00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:40,900 but it's all good. 417 00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:42,400 You were? 418 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,070 I don't wanna put any pressure on you. 419 00:21:44,110 --> 00:21:46,796 I'd love to go. 420 00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:49,160 Uh, okay. 421 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,466 Cool. 422 00:21:50,490 --> 00:21:53,500 - Yeah. - Cool. 423 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:13,560 Mrs. Boland? 424 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,230 He doesn't wanna see you. 425 00:22:24,690 --> 00:22:26,820 Turns out if you make a fart noise 426 00:22:26,860 --> 00:22:29,176 with every math problem he gets right, he can focus. 427 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,030 Got your bills. 428 00:22:31,070 --> 00:22:33,580 How'd it go? 429 00:22:34,370 --> 00:22:36,500 Piece of cake. 430 00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:39,040 I'm gonna pay you back. 431 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,000 It's just gonna take a second. 432 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,040 No rush. 433 00:22:43,090 --> 00:22:45,840 Really? 434 00:22:47,170 --> 00:22:49,196 You good? 435 00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:52,140 Just thirsty. 436 00:22:53,430 --> 00:22:54,736 At a certain point, 437 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,980 you don't really need the glass, do you? 438 00:23:06,070 --> 00:23:07,990 Had a day. 439 00:23:12,410 --> 00:23:14,370 He'll get over it. 440 00:23:14,410 --> 00:23:16,410 What if he doesn't? 441 00:23:16,450 --> 00:23:19,080 You've done way worse. 442 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,170 I'm a monster. 443 00:23:21,210 --> 00:23:22,726 I mean, he stuck around 444 00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:24,500 after you bone surfed the guy who shot him. 445 00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:26,566 The kind that climbs skyscrapers 446 00:23:26,590 --> 00:23:28,380 and destroys cities. 447 00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:30,090 Yeah, well, at least your kids 448 00:23:30,130 --> 00:23:33,390 - are still talking to you. - Because they don't know. 449 00:23:33,430 --> 00:23:34,946 Ben won't even look at me. 450 00:23:34,970 --> 00:23:37,970 Maybe they've all just had enough of us. 451 00:23:39,430 --> 00:23:41,350 God, we are monsters. 452 00:23:41,390 --> 00:23:44,110 Incoming. 453 00:23:44,150 --> 00:23:49,086 Last dance, ladies. 454 00:23:49,110 --> 00:23:50,950 Let's make it a good one. 455 00:23:50,990 --> 00:23:52,410 Not too good. 456 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,950 You sure about this? 457 00:24:36,990 --> 00:24:39,370 It'll work. 458 00:24:41,540 --> 00:24:42,976 Looks legit. 459 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,806 - It's not. - Our worst batch yet. 460 00:24:45,830 --> 00:24:48,040 Your one way ticket to Shangri-La. 461 00:24:53,550 --> 00:24:55,590 All right. 462 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,220 See you hotties on the other side. 463 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:18,846 I'd like to open a new account. 464 00:25:18,870 --> 00:25:20,676 Certainly, sir. 465 00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:23,200 I'm just gonna need you to fill out a few forms 466 00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:25,040 and a valid ID. 467 00:25:26,710 --> 00:25:29,380 Thank you. Um, just to let you know, 468 00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:32,186 we do require a minimum balance of $50. 469 00:25:32,210 --> 00:25:34,050 Oh, that won't be a problem. 470 00:25:36,510 --> 00:25:38,526 Uh, w-what are you doing? 471 00:25:38,550 --> 00:25:41,576 Giving you 100,000 smackaroos to babysit. 472 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,520 Um, anything over 10 grand 473 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,876 we have to report to the IRS. 474 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:49,860 - Ooh. - That'll be a problem. 475 00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:52,206 Thought it might be. 476 00:25:52,230 --> 00:25:55,990 So how 'bout we do 10 grand in ten different accounts? 477 00:25:56,030 --> 00:25:58,490 Um, we don't do that here, sir. 478 00:25:58,530 --> 00:25:59,716 Okay, okay. 479 00:25:59,740 --> 00:26:01,056 9 grand in nine different accounts, 480 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,240 and uh, 481 00:26:03,290 --> 00:26:05,160 you keep this for yourself. 482 00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:06,920 Is there a problem here? 483 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,500 - Uh, yes, there is. - I'm being profiled. 484 00:26:09,540 --> 00:26:10,710 Excuse me? 485 00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:12,066 She won't take my hard-earned money. 486 00:26:12,090 --> 00:26:13,760 How is that profiling? 487 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,406 - Mustache. - That's not a thing. 488 00:26:17,430 --> 00:26:19,430 Sir, we're a family-owned bank. 489 00:26:19,470 --> 00:26:21,446 Then take my money, it's good. 490 00:26:21,470 --> 00:26:23,310 We really don't want any trouble. 491 00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:25,930 - Go ahead. - Test it yourself. 492 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,480 Why would we need to do that? 493 00:26:32,110 --> 00:26:34,730 - Been in there a while. - Can we please just go? 494 00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:36,586 No, I wanna watch. 495 00:26:36,610 --> 00:26:38,280 Well, I don't. 496 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,370 I feel bad enough as it is. 497 00:26:40,410 --> 00:26:42,030 - Shh. - Listen. 498 00:26:45,790 --> 00:26:47,910 Here we go. 499 00:26:52,460 --> 00:26:53,800 Kay, show 'em the money. 500 00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:02,550 - Ooh, ooh. - It is on. 501 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,350 Oh, boy, he is getting worked. 502 00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:08,060 Was that really necessary? 503 00:27:09,350 --> 00:27:11,520 Fell for the honeypot. 504 00:27:17,110 --> 00:27:19,150 Okay, what are they doing now? 505 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,296 All right. 506 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,136 What? 507 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,636 Uh-oh. 508 00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:28,636 I go in the back. 509 00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:30,330 Hey, I go in the back. 510 00:27:30,370 --> 00:27:32,170 Hey. Guys. 511 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,800 What the hell? 512 00:27:48,850 --> 00:27:50,440 What happened? 513 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,310 I think I got robbed. 514 00:27:52,350 --> 00:27:54,730 By cops? 515 00:28:08,370 --> 00:28:10,016 She's stable now. 516 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,846 We had to sedate her to pump her stomach. 517 00:28:11,870 --> 00:28:13,670 She'll be out for a while. 518 00:28:13,710 --> 00:28:15,670 Any other family I should notify? 519 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,970 It's just me and my sister. 520 00:28:23,890 --> 00:28:25,930 Your mom's gonna be okay. 521 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,396 I went to pick you up. 522 00:29:00,420 --> 00:29:02,396 Oh, God. 523 00:29:02,420 --> 00:29:03,880 What'd she say? 524 00:29:03,930 --> 00:29:06,090 That you didn't wanna go. 525 00:29:06,140 --> 00:29:08,930 At least not with me, 'cause... 526 00:29:08,970 --> 00:29:12,576 I'm the dumbest, ugliest tool that's ever lived. 527 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,270 I'm gonna kill her. 528 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,610 But 40 bucks later, 529 00:29:18,650 --> 00:29:21,756 and here I am. 530 00:29:21,780 --> 00:29:24,070 You didn't have to come. 531 00:29:32,950 --> 00:29:34,910 Got you something. 532 00:29:45,470 --> 00:29:47,800 You look great by the way. 533 00:29:55,180 --> 00:29:56,230 So do you. 534 00:29:56,270 --> 00:29:58,650 Yeah, I know. 535 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:19,476 Um, do you want anything 536 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:21,476 from the vending machine? 537 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:23,476 No. 538 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,316 Okay, good, 'cause... 539 00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:27,510 your little sister took all my money. 540 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,560 - Here's a thought. - Oh, boy. 541 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,996 I go right back in there, grab that guard's gun, 542 00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:39,496 shoot up the place. 543 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,110 - Why? - Get their attention. 544 00:30:42,150 --> 00:30:44,836 So then they put you in jail with Dean 545 00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:47,490 - and not instead of. - Oh. 546 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,006 Plan C... 547 00:30:51,030 --> 00:30:52,990 - Please no. - Try a different bank. 548 00:30:53,030 --> 00:30:54,346 And deposit what? 549 00:30:54,370 --> 00:30:56,160 Those crooked cops took everything we made. 550 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,346 Hey, maybe they'll realize it's fake, 551 00:30:57,370 --> 00:30:58,710 and they'll come back and nab him. 552 00:30:58,750 --> 00:31:01,290 No, they didn't even look at my ID. 553 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,970 - Okay. - What's plan C? 554 00:31:09,050 --> 00:31:11,366 - Track those guys down. - The cops? 555 00:31:11,390 --> 00:31:13,236 We pull in front of their cruiser, jam on the brakes. 556 00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:15,576 And they slam into us. 557 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,180 Bam! Airbags go off. 558 00:31:17,230 --> 00:31:18,020 Pssh! 559 00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:19,866 We hop out, shatter their window. 560 00:31:19,890 --> 00:31:21,376 Cchh! Get the keys to the trunk. 561 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:22,650 Make it stop. 562 00:31:22,690 --> 00:31:26,046 How can it possibly be this difficult to get you arrested? 563 00:31:26,070 --> 00:31:28,740 'Cause I'm invisible. 564 00:31:28,780 --> 00:31:30,716 What do you mean? 565 00:31:30,740 --> 00:31:32,740 I've been that way my whole life. 566 00:31:32,780 --> 00:31:34,240 Smack in the middle of nine kids, 567 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,990 you get used to being left in a hot car. 568 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,726 That's terrible. 569 00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:40,250 It all kinda changed for me when the D-man got hired. 570 00:31:40,290 --> 00:31:43,556 Brought me to lunch with the rest of the crew. 571 00:31:43,580 --> 00:31:44,880 Called me Eric. 572 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:45,880 What'd everybody else call you? 573 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,066 Scott. 574 00:31:47,090 --> 00:31:49,896 - I see that. - He's got a Scott vibe. 575 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,906 Anyway, lunch becomes work drinks, 576 00:31:52,930 --> 00:31:56,430 and next thing you know, I'm finally a real person. 577 00:31:56,470 --> 00:31:59,310 Oh, they don't make them like Dean Boland anymore. 578 00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:03,020 But I don't need to tell you that. 579 00:32:05,270 --> 00:32:06,860 I know. 580 00:32:08,940 --> 00:32:11,030 - Plan D... - No more plans, Eric. 581 00:32:11,070 --> 00:32:12,950 Thank Jesus. 582 00:32:12,990 --> 00:32:15,370 What do you want me to do? 583 00:32:15,410 --> 00:32:16,910 Nothing. 584 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:30,436 Hey. I made breakfast for dinner. 585 00:32:30,460 --> 00:32:33,130 I'm not hungry. 586 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,350 What are you doing? 587 00:32:40,390 --> 00:32:42,810 - You are gonna eat this. - Can I go to the bathroom? 588 00:32:42,850 --> 00:32:44,650 You love breakfast for dinner. 589 00:32:44,690 --> 00:32:45,980 I ate at Mark's house! 590 00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:48,820 Oh, a lacrosse buddy? 591 00:32:48,860 --> 00:32:50,626 What do you want? 592 00:32:50,650 --> 00:32:53,626 I want you to talk me like a normal person. 593 00:32:53,650 --> 00:32:54,966 You're not a normal person. 594 00:32:54,990 --> 00:32:58,306 Then talk to me like you want me to be your mom again, like... 595 00:32:58,330 --> 00:32:59,806 I don't even know what that means. 596 00:32:59,830 --> 00:33:02,460 Like you don't hate me so much. 597 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,500 'Cause, you know, 598 00:33:04,540 --> 00:33:06,646 if you... 599 00:33:06,670 --> 00:33:09,476 if you're unhappy here... 600 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:12,970 you could always stay at your dad's more. 601 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,340 You think I hate you? 602 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,350 You haven't talked to me in, like, three days. 603 00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:23,560 It doesn't mean I hate you. 604 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,836 Kay. 605 00:33:28,860 --> 00:33:31,320 I love breakfast for dinner. 606 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,110 Me too. 607 00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:38,176 - Makes sense though. - Hmm? 608 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:41,016 Just for, like, practice and school and stuff. 609 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,516 What? 610 00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:45,686 Staying with Dad more. 611 00:33:45,710 --> 00:33:47,210 Oh, yeah? 612 00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:49,380 Nancy would never go for it though. 613 00:33:49,420 --> 00:33:52,130 She's, like, so OCD with Dakota. 614 00:33:55,590 --> 00:33:57,180 I could talk to her. 615 00:33:57,220 --> 00:34:00,350 - Really? - Why not? 616 00:34:00,390 --> 00:34:02,906 I can just come back for some of the weekends. 617 00:34:02,930 --> 00:34:04,866 If that's what you want, yeah. 618 00:34:04,890 --> 00:34:07,876 Not that I want it. 619 00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:10,876 It would just save a lot of time going back and forth. 620 00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:13,190 Cool. 621 00:34:15,740 --> 00:34:17,886 I still gotta pee. 622 00:34:17,910 --> 00:34:19,490 Yes. 623 00:34:42,310 --> 00:34:44,270 No classes today? 624 00:34:44,310 --> 00:34:46,246 I don't really teach boot camp. 625 00:34:46,270 --> 00:34:48,746 I don't really sell hot tubs. 626 00:34:48,770 --> 00:34:51,560 Yeah, I know. 627 00:34:51,610 --> 00:34:52,770 Mommy! 628 00:34:52,820 --> 00:34:55,086 Look how high I'm going! 629 00:34:55,110 --> 00:34:58,200 - Wow! - Like an astronaut! 630 00:35:03,780 --> 00:35:06,450 It all started about a year ago. 631 00:35:07,790 --> 00:35:09,436 I robbed a grocery store. 632 00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:11,580 It was supposed to be one and done. 633 00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:17,776 Don't you want to record this or something? 634 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,970 It doesn't matter. 635 00:35:20,010 --> 00:35:21,680 Why? 636 00:35:23,850 --> 00:35:26,140 Your husband pled guilty today. 637 00:35:29,850 --> 00:35:33,110 - Mommy! - Mommy, watch me! 638 00:35:45,740 --> 00:35:46,740 Jesus! 639 00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:51,080 Your elderly neighbor was getting curious 640 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,380 the longer I stood at your door. 641 00:35:55,170 --> 00:35:56,646 Why does everyone think 642 00:35:56,670 --> 00:35:58,670 they can just let themselves in to my house? 643 00:35:58,710 --> 00:36:01,090 These things are extremely easy to find 644 00:36:01,130 --> 00:36:03,260 once you know what you're looking for. 645 00:36:04,390 --> 00:36:07,140 - I'd offer you a drink, but... - All set. 646 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,666 I can't go to Fiji with you. 647 00:36:14,690 --> 00:36:16,650 Why not? 648 00:36:17,860 --> 00:36:19,990 Huts over the water, 649 00:36:20,030 --> 00:36:22,820 looking at the fish while you sip your cocktail, 650 00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:25,200 nothing but privacy. 651 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,346 I'm in a little bit of trouble right now. 652 00:36:27,370 --> 00:36:30,500 - Perfect time for an escape. - And I have kids. 653 00:36:30,540 --> 00:36:32,370 Happy to make arrangements for them as well. 654 00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:35,670 I hear your husband's gonna be tied up for a while. 655 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,340 Put down your tea. 656 00:36:39,380 --> 00:36:41,010 - Pardon me? - Get naked, come on. 657 00:36:41,050 --> 00:36:42,856 - What? - Let's go! 658 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,470 - Now? - Why, you need a pill? 659 00:36:45,510 --> 00:36:47,890 'Cause I've gotta pick up my kids soon. 660 00:36:47,930 --> 00:36:49,850 I think there's been a misunderstanding. 661 00:36:49,890 --> 00:36:51,206 Really? 662 00:36:51,230 --> 00:36:52,866 Because you have made it very clear 663 00:36:52,890 --> 00:36:55,060 that this is exactly what I need to do. 664 00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:57,310 Not like this. 665 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,230 Oh, I'm sorry. 666 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,546 Was I supposed to enjoy it? 667 00:37:01,570 --> 00:37:03,570 Maybe fall in love with you? 668 00:37:03,610 --> 00:37:06,030 End up on some remote island so you can live out 669 00:37:06,070 --> 00:37:08,700 your twisted mid-life crisis? 670 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:12,886 I thought you wanted... 671 00:37:12,910 --> 00:37:14,540 more. 672 00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:17,170 - From you? - From your life. 673 00:37:18,290 --> 00:37:20,380 Oh, and I need a man to do that? 674 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,236 - What do you want? - To be nothing like you. 675 00:37:25,260 --> 00:37:26,890 - A little late for that. - Why? 676 00:37:26,930 --> 00:37:29,850 You hired me, remember? 677 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,906 Then why don't you pull up your pants like a big boy 678 00:37:33,930 --> 00:37:36,520 and do your job? 679 00:37:45,910 --> 00:37:47,530 Well. 680 00:37:51,950 --> 00:37:54,266 Seems I read this all wrong. 681 00:37:54,290 --> 00:37:56,596 I'll fulfill our contract when I get back. 682 00:37:56,620 --> 00:37:58,380 Thank you. 683 00:37:58,420 --> 00:38:01,420 Hide this under a real rock. 684 00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:26,610 - 'Sup, Hill? - 'Sup, Hill? 685 00:38:26,650 --> 00:38:27,966 Hey, can you grab me some of that lemon pepper 686 00:38:27,990 --> 00:38:29,296 on your way home? 687 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,280 Mmm, might be a little late tonight, baby. 688 00:38:31,330 --> 00:38:33,806 Aren't you lunch shift today? 689 00:38:33,830 --> 00:38:35,830 Yeah, boss got me doing some extra. 690 00:38:37,370 --> 00:38:39,830 - Okay. - Should I do Cajun? 691 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:40,920 That sounds good. 692 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,170 All right, I'll throw your plate in the oven. 693 00:38:43,210 --> 00:38:45,986 Hug those animals for me. 694 00:38:46,010 --> 00:38:48,590 Everything okay? 695 00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:50,800 Yeah, just in the middle of something. 696 00:38:52,390 --> 00:38:54,180 All right, boo. 697 00:38:54,220 --> 00:38:56,270 Okay, see you later, baby. 698 00:39:05,030 --> 00:39:07,166 What's for dinner? 699 00:39:07,190 --> 00:39:10,006 Chicken. 700 00:39:10,030 --> 00:39:11,370 Nice. 701 00:39:13,490 --> 00:39:16,540 This won't take long. 702 00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:18,870 So what's this cat look like, man? 703 00:39:18,910 --> 00:39:21,330 - He's a little bitch. - He alone? 704 00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:23,290 Nah, he lives with his brother. 705 00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:25,840 - And what's he look like? - Big bitch. 706 00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:31,180 What if they don't give me the money? 707 00:39:31,220 --> 00:39:33,760 Don't come out till they do. 708 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,350 I got a family, man. 709 00:39:39,390 --> 00:39:43,520 Should've thought about that before you messed with mine. 710 00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:51,490 Car on or off? 711 00:39:53,620 --> 00:39:56,660 Put on my Yacht Rock playlist. 712 00:40:10,090 --> 00:40:16,100 ♪ Girl, girl, you're so hard on me ♪ 713 00:40:16,140 --> 00:40:21,940 ♪ Girl, girl, you're so hard on me ♪ 714 00:40:21,980 --> 00:40:26,416 ♪ Girl, girl, when you talk to me ♪ 715 00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:32,950 ♪ You tell me lies and you set me free ♪ 716 00:40:38,580 --> 00:40:42,580 ♪ Turned my home into your castle ♪ 717 00:40:44,290 --> 00:40:46,750 ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 718 00:40:46,790 --> 00:40:49,606 - I miss Daddy. - Me too. 719 00:40:49,630 --> 00:40:51,776 Does he miss us? 720 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,470 Always. 721 00:40:53,510 --> 00:40:56,720 Why won't he call us back? 722 00:41:02,350 --> 00:41:05,560 Dad is not at a conference. 723 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,320 Where is he? 724 00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:12,626 - Hi! - Hi! 725 00:41:12,650 --> 00:41:15,280 - I love your pigtails! - Did you do them yourself? 726 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:16,966 No, Mommy did them. 727 00:41:16,990 --> 00:41:20,580 Is there a fence, and if you touch it, will it zap you? 728 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:24,920 - What's it like in there? - Are they nice? 729 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,976 I've made some pretty good friends. 730 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:27,880 I get my own room. 731 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,816 Do you get ice cream when you're done? 732 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,300 As much ice cream as you could ever possibly eat. 733 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:38,156 ♪ Girl, girl, you're so hard on me ♪ 734 00:41:39,930 --> 00:41:45,826 ♪ Girl, girl, you're so hard on me ♪ 735 00:41:45,850 --> 00:41:51,320 ♪ Girl, girl, when you talk to me ♪ 736 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:56,530 ♪ You tell me lies and you set me free ♪ 737 00:42:02,370 --> 00:42:05,516 ♪ Take me by the hand ♪ 738 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:12,050 ♪ Then try to understand ♪ 739 00:42:14,420 --> 00:42:19,050 ♪ You can't make it alone ♪ 740 00:42:19,090 --> 00:42:20,526 ♪ No no ♪ 741 00:42:20,550 --> 00:42:26,206 ♪ You can't make it alone ♪ 742 00:42:26,230 --> 00:42:29,810 ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 743 00:42:32,070 --> 00:42:33,510 ♪ Come to the dark with your fate ♪ 744 00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:41,056 ♪ All at once, you're in another place ♪ 745 00:42:43,410 --> 00:42:47,920 ♪ You can't make it alone ♪ 746 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,420 ♪ No no ♪ 747 00:42:49,460 --> 00:42:53,340 ♪ You can't make it alone ♪ 748 00:42:53,380 --> 00:42:55,550 ♪ No no ♪ 749 00:42:55,590 --> 00:42:59,720 ♪ You can't make it alone ♪ 750 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,600 ♪ You can't make it alone ♪