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[siren wailing]
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[woman] And, three, two, one.
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Newly-crowned pageant queen
Roxy Graham is dead,
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strangled by her own sash, and her killer
still remains unaccounted for.
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You can see the deceased body
being loaded...
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[Bob] Another person was dead. This time,
Patty's nemesis and competition.
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What were the odds Patty wasn't to blame?
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She had a clear motive.
She was first runner-up.
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With Roxy dead,
Patty would surely get the crown,
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and I already knew
what she was capable of.
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But how long before everybody else
came to the same conclusion?
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[woman]
Where was I when I heard the scream?
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I was backstage.
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In my dressing room.
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Texting my bestie, and...
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Sexting my new boyfriend.
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[giggles]
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[Heather]
Where was I when I heard the scream?
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Duh, I was the one who screamed.
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I walked in to congratulate her.
I was...
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I was so happy for her,
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and, like, there she was
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with all those roses
sticking out of her...
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pie hole.
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I mean, how does anyone even do that?
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[girl screaming]
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I know this is a difficult time
for you, Mr. Barnard,
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but I still need to ask Magnolia
a few more questions.
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[Barnard] Do you?
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She already told you she doesn't remember
anything for the last two days.
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What was the last thing you do remember?
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Um...
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Having a fight with my dad
and running out on him.
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And where did you go?
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I just told you, I don't remember.
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[scoffs]
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Seems pretty convenient, don't you think?
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Any idea where you got
the art on your arm?
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How many times
do I have to tell you that...
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It's obvious that she suffered
some sort of head injury.
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Now, since I'd prefer
to end this horrible day
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with only one dead daughter and not two,
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I'm gonna take Magnolia to the hospital
if that's all right with you.
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Don't answer that. I'm not asking.
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[melancholic song playing]
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[Coralee] I mean, I...
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I didn't really know Roxy.
I know Magnolia, her sister.
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Well, they had just found out
that they were sisters.
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Different mothers but the same father.
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- When did they find this out?
- Maybe, like, a couple of weeks ago.
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Was there any...
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confusion or ill-will between them?
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How could there not be?
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No, I didn't mean anything by that.
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You know, I just meant that they
just found out they were sisters,
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and I know if all of a sudden
I found out that I had a sister
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that I didn't know about,
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and there she was,
that that would be a really, like,
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big deal, right?
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[chuckles nervously]
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I mean, there must be more
credible suspects than Magnolia.
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Who said Magnolia was a suspect?
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You did?
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[officer] You were second runner-up,
now you're first.
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Does being first runner-up
come with any kind of... prize?
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A bigger scholarship. [laughs]
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But not enough to make me want to,
you know, kill someone.
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You know who really had
something to gain by Roxy's death?
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You should look at the next in line
to get the crown...
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Patty Bladell.
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[officer] My boss will be here any minute.
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[Bob] Of course I cared if Patty did it,
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but as her lawyer,
I couldn't afford to ask.
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If I was gonna make her case,
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I needed plausible deniability.
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[knocking on door]
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One second.
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[Bob]
No matter how suspicious I was myself,
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I had to keep my cool...
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What the hell?
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Rudy... Cruz.
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[chuckles] Cruz, seriously?
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Detective Cruz.
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[Bob] You're a cop!
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You two know each other?
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[Bob]
It was my real life Gay's Anatomy moment,
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except I was much better dressed
than Ellen Pompeo.
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I'm taking over for Officer Thompson.
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Apparently he got cast
in Naked and Afraid.
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Nonnie's dad got on Naked and Afraid?
That's his dream.
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- I wonder why she didn't tell me.
- [Cruz] You're excused.
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Why don't you go organize some evidence?
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And close the doors behind you, will you?
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Miss Bladell, where were you
when the deceased was killed?
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[Bob] The longer she took to answer,
the more suspicious I got.
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Tell him what you told me.
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You have to.
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Um, I was...
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throwing up.
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Were you sick?
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My client has an eating disorder.
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What?
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- I do not.
- Yes, you do.
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And I'm very worried about you.
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[knocking on door]
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I just found these in the dressing room
where the victim was discovered.
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And that's when I knew
Patty was telling the truth.
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Would it be okay if I ate one?
My blood sugar is seriously crashing.
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No, it's evidence. Cops don't eat evi...
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Excuse me.
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For the record,
I do not have an eating disorder.
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- Patty...
- And even if I do, it's nobody's business.
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I was trying to give you an alibi,
until I realized you already have one.
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What are you talking about?
I told you, I was throwing up,
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and not in a bulimic way.
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I didn't know whether you were telling
the truth until I saw that pastry basket.
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After you killed Christian,
you ate everything in sight.
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There's no way you killed Roxy and left
all those pastries just sitting there.
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But you thought I could have done it?
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Bob! You know me.
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I'm a killer. I'm not a murderer.
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Do you hear the words
that come out of your mouth sometimes?
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I thought that you believed in me.
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You said this was all meant to be.
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A dead pageant girl
is not exactly divinely inspired.
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I don't know.
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Think about it.
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Roxy's death could overshadow
the fact that Christian is missing,
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and if Magnolia really can't remember
a thing from that night,
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that totally lets me off the hook.
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All I'm saying is,
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you said the crown
was our only shot at a real future,
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and now...
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it seems like the universe is conspiring
to give us that after all.
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- [door opens]
- [detective cleans throat]
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Now, where were we?
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Just finishing up.
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Look, it's been a long night.
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I understand a girl is dead,
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but all you've got is a bunch
of traumatized teenage girls
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and their mothers
pointing their fingers at my client.
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[Cruz] We also have motive.
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She's next in line for the crown,
and we have no eye-witnesses
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as to her whereabouts
during the actual time of the murder.
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None of that is hard evidence,
so unless you find some,
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I know my client's rights.
You can take her into custody
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and hold her for 24 hours,
or you can let her go.
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Make your choice.
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I still don't know why you didn't just
tell them about the pastry basket.
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You said yourself,
it's as good as an alibi.
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You want me to tell them
you binge your brains out
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whenever you kill someone? Are you insane?
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You're right. I didn't think about that.
Okay, on the upside,
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we still have a few more hours of dark
to take care of Christian's car.
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We? No, you are a person of interest
in a murder investigation.
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You mean a suspect?
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No, a person of interest is someone
on their way to becoming a suspect.
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So like a suspect runner-up.
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It's not a good thing.
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You become a suspect if they find
any incriminating evidence.
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And unfortunately for you,
you just killed Christian,
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- so I will be handling the car alone.
- [phone chimes]
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Um...
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You should go home,
and you should probably...
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You should call someone
to keep you company.
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Why? I'm not gonna binge,
if that's what you're thinking.
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Yes, that, and I'm worried
that Stella Rose might still be after you.
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She might have been the one to kill Roxy.
Tie up the loose ends.
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- Roxy's her daughter. That's insane.
- So is Stella Rose.
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I ran her over twice.
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- Are you sure?
- Yes.
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Yes, I felt the truck hit her.
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- Well, I didn't see her, but...
- Oh, my God!
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This is straight out of a horror movie.
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Haven't you seen Friday the 13th?
She is Jason!
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- Is that the guy with knives for hands?
- No, that's Wolverine.
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Jason is the dude with the hockey mask
and the machete
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who has superhuman strength
and never stays dead for long.
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Stella Rose is a classic villain,
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the kind that keeps coming back.
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So, until we know where Stella Rose is,
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I don't want you to be alone.
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I really didn't want to be alone,
so thanks for coming.
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Of course.
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So, how is she doing?
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Well, she is suffering
from short-term memory loss.
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Doctors said it could have been caused
by some sort of head trauma...
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or emotional trauma.
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They also found
a hell of a lot of alcohol in her system.
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Oh, Bob,
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I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, well, to top it all off,
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the cops just called
and said they need to come by
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and ask Magnolia a few more questions
when she's feeling up to it,
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which we both need
like a hole in the head.
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Uh...
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Bob, uh...
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I think that might be my fault.
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- What do you mean?
- Well, when the cops questioned me,
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I might have told them
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that Magnolia and Roxy's relationship
was strained.
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Why would you do that?
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Well, I didn't do it on purpose.
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I was just... I was nervous and exhausted,
and I just wasn't thinking.
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Clearly.
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I'm so sorry, Bob.
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Tell me what I can do.
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I think you've done enough.
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You should leave.
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Okay.
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[melancholic song playing]
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[phone chimes]
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[Bob] I should have been trying
to make inroads back to Coralee and Bob.
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But what was I doing instead?
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The thing I always did...
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Helping Patty Bladell.
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[girl moaning]
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What in the hell?
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[creaking]
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Someone had found Christian's car
and turned it into a love shack?
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[moaning]
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I probably could have coitally
interrupted them,
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but I couldn't risk being seen
anywhere near that car.
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I had no choice but to wait them out.
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[moaning continues]
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[man] Are those new boots?
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[creaking continues]
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[Patty screaming]
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[panting]
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[Patty screams]
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[sighs]
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What?
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- Thank God it's you.
- Who else would I be?
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No, it's... I had a nightmare.
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What about? Who was in it?
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Nobody. I'm hungry. Are you hungry?
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No, it's the middle of the night.
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So? You love a midnight snack.
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No, you love a midnight snack.
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You been talking to Bob Armstrong?
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No. Why?
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No reason.
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Patty...
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Tell me.
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You didn't tell me
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that your dad was gonna be
on Naked and Afraid.
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Who's staying with you?
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Mrs. Freyberger. Don't change the subject.
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What's going on with Bob Armstrong?
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00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,762
It's nothing.
251
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,057
I mean, he... [scoffs]
252
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:50,853
He thinks I have an eating disorder,
which is totally crazy.
253
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,562
Right?
254
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:56,900
What?
255
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,527
You think he's right?
256
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,824
We've known each other a long time, right?
257
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:08,953
So...
258
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,499
food has always been your go-to thing.
259
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:14,710
It's always been our go-to thing.
260
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,171
All of the nights
that we spent eating together.
261
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,841
Chocolate Froyo and Cool Whip and cake.
262
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,760
- Because you wanted to.
- That's not true.
263
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,011
Stop being so defensive.
264
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:26,414
You're acting like your mom
when you told her to get sober.
265
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,849
That's not the same.
266
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,894
- Food and alcohol are totally different.
- Maybe they're not.
267
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,190
There are plenty of 12-step programs.
268
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,484
Maybe there's one for food.
269
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,529
[phone buzzes and chimes]
270
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,657
It's the regionals pageant board.
271
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,701
They want to meet with me
first thing tomorrow morning.
272
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,625
They must finally be ready
to give me my crown.
273
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:50,955
That's great, but...
274
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:54,041
- I've gotta tell Bob.
- Patty, we weren't done talking.
275
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,375
Look,
276
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,796
I appreciate your concern, okay?
But I need to get my beauty sleep,
277
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:00,599
especially if I'm getting
my crown tomorrow.
278
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,383
Don't you want your midnight snack?
279
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,219
Must've lost my appetite.
280
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:17,064
[Patty] So much for being binge buddies.
It was time to start eating alone.
281
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,650
[Bob] I had less than an hour
282
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,578
to tow Christian's car to the junkyard
before the sun came up.
283
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,913
I knew I had to haul ass.
284
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,456
[tires screeching]
285
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,001
Oh, balls!
286
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,880
Son of a bitch!
287
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,049
Dick nuts!
288
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,970
[man] You're telling me
you don't have the pink slip?
289
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,514
It is a favor for a friend, you know.
290
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,308
Like those favors I did for you
291
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:55,394
when I handled all three
of your divorces, Junkyard Bob.
292
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:58,731
Just 'cause I own a junkyard doesn't mean
I need to spend my entire life
293
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,774
being shackled to a shitty-ass nickname.
294
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:04,361
I could have been Hot Bob
if it wasn't for Barnard,
295
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,821
or even Other Bob, like you.
296
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,742
Yeah, okay. Could we maybe have
this nickname conversation
297
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,912
at another... time?
298
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,338
- I'll run it through the crusher.
- [sighs]
299
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,219
Hi, Shelby.
300
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,303
I got your package.
301
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,681
Did you distribute my samples?
302
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:34,516
And?
303
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,477
They're worth more in here
than cigarettes!
304
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,979
Those Tampazzles are like trading gold.
305
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,024
Tampoozles. My competitor is Tampazzle,
306
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,860
so I'm calling mine Tampoozle.
307
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,363
What about Vagizzle?
308
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,240
- Eww!
- Whatever. You're the creative.
309
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,369
But if you're still looking
for an investor,
310
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,452
I'm in.
311
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:58,290
The prison pen pals app I created
has me rolling in the dough.
312
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,750
That is great.
313
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:03,253
But I just want to make sure
that I am not getting caught up
314
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,589
in anything that could land me back here.
315
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:09,134
I'll never find my sweet baby Dixie
while I'm stuck behind bars.
316
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,012
I still haven't heard from her
since she ran away.
317
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,430
I feel you sister,
318
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:17,768
but there's no law against making money
while incarcerated,
319
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:21,355
as long as you've got some contacts
on the outside.
320
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:22,898
[laughs]
321
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,650
But when I get out,
322
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:28,904
I'm gonna want a hundred percent return
on my investment.
323
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:30,447
When's that?
324
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,408
2029.
325
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,077
Deal.
326
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:36,704
Oh, wait.
327
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:37,954
[dinging]
328
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,793
[Patty] Bob had completely freaked me out
about Stella Rose.
329
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:49,758
Now that I was about to get the crown,
she was all the more likely to show up.
330
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,439
I had a pit in my stomach.
331
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,775
There had to be a vending machine
around here somewhere.
332
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,235
[gasps]
333
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,905
What the hell happened to you?
334
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,114
Hmm...
335
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:18,495
- Did you take arecay of the arcay?
- What?
336
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:23,208
Did you take arecay of the arcay?
337
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:25,627
It's pig Latin.
338
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,256
- Hm, don't say pig.
- Did you take care of the car?
339
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,842
Yes. Now let's go get you that crown.
340
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:32,925
Hold on.
341
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:37,139
Have you seen yourself?
You look like a homeless gambling addict.
342
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,933
I didn't have time to go home and change.
343
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:42,603
Where's your caboodle?
344
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,522
[song playing]
345
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,967
[music stops, Patty gasps]
346
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,471
You wear a wig?
347
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,515
It is a toupee.
348
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,600
Well, excuse me.
349
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,519
And we will never speak of it again.
350
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,105
In light of our recent tragedy,
351
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:29,525
and out of respect to the family
of the deceased,
352
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,985
the Northeastern Regional Pageant Board
353
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:35,030
has decided not to award a pageant crown.
354
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:42,037
Or any runners-up awards, certificates,
or scholarships for this year's pageant.
355
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:45,749
The board has also decided
not to send anyone to state.
356
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,417
[groaning]
357
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,754
[whispering]
I have an idea. Just back me up.
358
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,549
I deserve to be first runner-up.
359
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,712
And you would've been
if you had more of a thigh gap.
360
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,595
My thighs didn't kill Roxy.
361
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,556
Take a Xanax.
362
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,311
[Bob] If it ended here,
none of it was meant to be.
363
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:10,274
So I figured sometimes
even fate needed a little push.
364
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,357
Excuse me.
365
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,486
Excuse me, but all this...
366
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,446
is all a sham.
367
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,450
This is not about the deceased,
368
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,328
or about respect for her family.
369
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,999
This is about you being caught
in the middle of a PR nightmare.
370
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,501
- You're out of line, Bob.
- No, let's face it.
371
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,670
In a hashtag MeToo world,
372
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,922
pageants are already under fire
373
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,259
for being sexist, and backbiting,
and anti-feminist,
374
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,804
and that's without a pageant girl
having been killed.
375
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:43,724
Each headline is worse than the last.
376
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,977
They're running 24/7 coverage
on Roxy's murder.
377
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,312
Thanks for making my case.
378
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,771
Now, that's where you're wrong.
379
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,859
So you wait a year
and hope this all goes away?
380
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:57,905
That will be the nail in the coffin
for this pageant.
381
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,618
And just think
of all these talented young ladies
382
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,996
who will lose the chance
to better their lives through pageantry.
383
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:08,457
Hashtag No Pageant Girls Left Behind.
384
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:13,295
This pageant cannot die with Roxy Graham,
385
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:17,132
which is why you have to give
the crown to Patty Bladell.
386
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,718
Crown a murder suspect? I don't think so.
387
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,511
- [Patty] Person of interest.
- What?
388
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:25,265
I'm not a murder suspect.
I'm just a person of interest.
389
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,977
To suggest that any of these girls
is a murder suspect
390
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,689
is to suggest that they would kill
to get the crown.
391
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:36,193
This board needs to take the position
392
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:39,947
that none of these girls
would ever hurt each other.
393
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,991
That they are sisters.
394
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,326
Yes! Yes!
395
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:48,163
That is the headline that you want, right?
396
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,748
Uh, what if...
397
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:55,504
What if we were able to turn all these
"Dead Pageant Girl" headlines upside down?
398
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:59,466
Yes. We could plan an event.
399
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,844
One that would show that we are united
400
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,554
in this tragedy...
401
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,682
- as a community.
- Hm.
402
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,601
What exactly do you have in mind?
403
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,813
A memorial for Roxy?
404
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:15,315
Why does everything have to be about her?
405
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,734
I was thinking more like a dance-a-thon.
406
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,529
The more you can champion
your dear departed friend,
407
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,699
the harder it will be for people to think
that you could have murdered her.
408
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,035
Okay, but what if Stella Rose
really is after me?
409
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:29,922
What are the odds she doesn't show up
to her own daughter's memorial?
410
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:33,500
If she killed Roxy,
she's definitely not showing up.
411
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:36,211
And if she does,
at least we're smoking her out.
412
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,023
There's not a whole lot she can do
in front of a huge group of people.
413
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,133
- What are you doing?
- Tracking Christian's phone.
414
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,635
Seeing if his dad ever texted him back.
415
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:44,719
And?
416
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,472
Looks like we're good.
417
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:48,557
Great. Great.
418
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,601
So I will lock down
a location for Roxy's memorial
419
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,229
and pull the permits.
You get the pageant girls together
420
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,441
and brainstorm a gimmick, something
that'll make the whole event go viral.
421
00:21:57,524 --> 00:22:01,236
[scoffs] You really think I can get all
these girls to work together like sisters?
422
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,197
Of course you can.
We just urbay an odybay.
423
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,657
How much harder can this be?
424
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,708
Hey, you heard anything from Magnolia yet?
425
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:15,791
No. Why?
426
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,920
Well, because I went
to go visit her in the hospital
427
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,673
and it seemed like Bob Barnard
didn't really want me there.
428
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,593
Well, why would he want to see
the ex of his current boyfriend
429
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,428
unless the three of you are a thing?
430
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:27,679
Yeah, we're not.
431
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,017
[sighs] Brick...
432
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,604
Brick, your...
433
00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:38,982
Your dad and I are getting a divorce.
434
00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:47,406
Wow!
435
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,244
- Okay.
- I just want you to know
436
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:52,621
that none of this is your fault.
437
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:55,540
Trust me, I know.
Yeah, you guys royally messed this one up.
438
00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:56,957
[phone chimes]
439
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:02,089
I gotta go. Patty needs my help.
440
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,966
- We're not done talking about this yet.
- I am.
441
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,218
[sighs]
442
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,804
[reporter] Last night, tragedy struck
443
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,014
at the Miss Northeastern Georgia Dreams
Pageant.
444
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,350
I was there to cover it all.
445
00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:16,186
We're outside the Miss Northeastern
Georgia Dreams Pageant,
446
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:18,438
and they're about to announce the winner.
447
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,607
- Shortly after, Miss Northeastern...
- Magnolia?
448
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:23,402
...was found strangled
in her dressing room.
449
00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:25,362
Thank you so much for doing this.
450
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:28,073
I think I saw my friend's daughter
on TV last night,
451
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:31,219
and she's having a hard time remembering
where she was right after the pageant,
452
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,702
so I'm hoping you can help.
453
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:33,786
[man] Yeah.
454
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,123
Oh, that's her. That's her right there.
455
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,545
- That's her. Can you play that through?
- Sure.
456
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:39,625
[Coralee] Okay.
457
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,129
And three, two...
458
00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:45,340
Peekaboo!
459
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,259
[laughing]
460
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,261
[Magnolia] Peekaboo!
461
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:50,554
[reporter] And three, two...
462
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:51,638
- Ahh!
- [honks]
463
00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:53,265
[man] Whoa! Slow down!
464
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:59,479
Okay. Well, at least we know
how she lost her memory.
465
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:02,983
I just wish I knew if she was outside
at the exact moment
466
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:04,317
her sister was murdered.
467
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,401
Easy enough to find out.
468
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,154
- Here.
- What do you...
469
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:08,697
- You see that timecode?
- Yeah.
470
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,299
- Tells you the time I shot it.
- Okay.
471
00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:12,385
You'd have to go to the police
and find out time of death.
472
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:14,035
Can you email this to me?
473
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,120
Yeah. Hang on.
474
00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,758
[Patty]
Getting these girls on the same page
475
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:21,251
was harder than walking
in four-inch heels,
476
00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:23,753
so I called in reinforcements.
477
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:26,256
[girls talking]
478
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:32,637
...matching anymore.
479
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,514
I mean, we're matching!
480
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:38,059
- I came as soon as I got your text.
- What were you doing in my bushes?
481
00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:39,935
Well...
482
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,398
I was ringing your doorbell
for, like, five whole minutes.
483
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,984
It's been broken for months.
Why didn't you just knock?
484
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:47,610
I didn't think of it.
485
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,834
You said you needed my help.
So, what's up?
486
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,741
Yeah. It's these pageant girls.
487
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,912
I'm supposed to get them
to work together as a team,
488
00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:59,117
but they can't even agree
on what to order for lunch.
489
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:01,917
- I'm allergic to dairy.
- I can only eat gluten free.
490
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,253
- I'm a pescatarian.
- This isn't about religion, Heather.
491
00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:07,986
So you want me to order some food...
492
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,966
No. Um...
493
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:12,052
You're the captain of the wrestling squad.
494
00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:14,429
How do I get these girls
to start acting like a team?
495
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,513
Well...
496
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:18,340
[clicks fingers] This one time
497
00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:21,811
just before semifinals,
the coach took us out to a ropes course.
498
00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:24,564
He made us do
a bunch of team-building exercises.
499
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,191
Maybe that would work.
500
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,067
Uh...
501
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:31,279
- I don't know.
- Let me give it a shot.
502
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,785
- Hey, ladies.
- Hello, blue eyes.
503
00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,745
You guys feel like doing
something fun today?
504
00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:41,873
Great. Okay. Follow me.
505
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:48,171
- [chuckles]
- You know, I love doing fun things.
506
00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,215
Clothing optional.
507
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:54,052
I needed us to act like sisters,
and sisters share.
508
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:56,638
Brick, I see you've met
Heather Christina Pamela Kendell.
509
00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:57,847
Jackson-Johnson.
510
00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:00,767
Heather, this is Brick.
511
00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:03,103
I'm riding with you.
512
00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:06,481
Then again,
sisters don't share everything.
513
00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:09,568
- See you!
- Bye, cute!
514
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:10,485
Fun!
515
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:11,778
- Thank you.
- Bye, honey.
516
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:13,488
Do you want my number?
517
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,907
Brick, hang on.
518
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,993
We'll catch up with you guys.
519
00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:21,037
What's up?
520
00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:24,291
I wanted to say thank you.
521
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:27,210
[song playing]
522
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,515
[Magnolia] I love you.
523
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,852
Well, the good news is,
this exonerates Magnolia Barnard.
524
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:47,856
The bad news is, she definitely
has some substance abuse problems.
525
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:49,524
And she's really annoying.
526
00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:52,235
So you'll take her
off your list of suspects?
527
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:55,405
Well, she couldn't be
in two places at the same time.
528
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:58,074
And, according to the timecode
on the video,
529
00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,158
she was in the parking lot
during the entire window
530
00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:01,641
the victim could have been murdered.
531
00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:05,165
Will you tell her father?
Or can I? He'll be so relieved.
532
00:27:05,248 --> 00:27:09,419
- I'll call him the first chance I get.
- Okay, great. Thank you so much.
533
00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:11,212
- Thank you.
- Okay, bye.
534
00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:16,134
Well, so much for Magnolia Barnard.
535
00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:19,095
We should have taken Patty Bladell
into custody when we had the chance.
536
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,680
With what evidence?
537
00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:22,662
Where are we with the murder weapon?
538
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,976
Roxy's pageant sash
was the only one missing,
539
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:27,145
and so far, there's no sign of it.
540
00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:28,228
Keep looking.
541
00:27:28,938 --> 00:27:32,043
At least with Patty Bladell out there,
she's bound to screw up sooner or later.
542
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,235
All we have to do is keep an eye on her.
543
00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:36,321
And the second runner-up, too.
544
00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:39,074
Heather Christina Pamela John Wayne Gacy
or whatever her name is.
545
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:40,851
She's the one that found the body.
546
00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:43,036
How do we know she didn't do the deed?
547
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,039
[Brick] You step in like she did, Patty.
548
00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:48,083
Brick, will you strap this on me, please?
549
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,709
Does this go between my legs?
550
00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,836
Excuse me, Brick. Cinch me.
551
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,172
[Brick] Yeah, squat it.
552
00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:55,715
There you go. Done.
553
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,427
- [woman] Could be a little tighter.
- [Brick] This is excellent. Good job.
554
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,471
That's how we're doing it ladies, yeah?
555
00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:06,059
[cheering]
556
00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:07,060
Come on out.
557
00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:08,645
Okay. One step at a time.
558
00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:11,248
- [Brick] Come on out. Steady at the top.
- Slow and steady wins the race.
559
00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:12,774
- Did I do it?
- Easy does it.
560
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:15,193
- You're good.
- Okay.
561
00:28:15,735 --> 00:28:18,113
- Do I look pretty?
- You're gorgeous, Faith Anne!
562
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:20,031
- [woman] Baby steps!
- Okay.
563
00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:21,658
[gasps]
564
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:22,992
Okay.
565
00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:24,076
[Brick] Looking good.
566
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:25,787
Looking good!
567
00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:28,540
- We're gonna be fine.
- Yeah!
568
00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:29,850
- Steady.
- [Brick] That's right.
569
00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:32,293
Come on. Just hold on tight. Keep calm.
570
00:28:33,336 --> 00:28:34,462
[woman] Almost there.
571
00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:37,298
[screaming]
572
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:40,760
Damn it, Faith Anne!
573
00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:44,556
Does anyone know the pH of this mud pit?
574
00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:47,016
- God!
- So expensive.
575
00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:51,187
No. After you.
576
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,779
Fuck this. I am not crossing jack shit,
577
00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:02,449
especially not with her
attached to my ass.
578
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:04,534
Who knows what might go wrong?
579
00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:06,077
What's that supposed to mean?
580
00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:09,998
You need me to spell it out for you,
Patty "I killed Roxy" Bladell?
581
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:13,209
Shut up, Heather Christina Pamela
Neil Patrick Harris.
582
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,885
Ladies! We are supposed
to be on the same team.
583
00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:24,846
Team, my ass! She can suck my dick.
584
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,435
[grunting]
585
00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:32,437
[Brick] All right...
586
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,646
Don't hit my boyfriend!
587
00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:37,776
What is going on?
588
00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:39,194
[Brick] I was trying to help.
589
00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:40,695
It worked for the wrestling team.
590
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,072
Pageant girls are not wrestlers.
591
00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:45,847
At least they're not supposed to be.
592
00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:49,704
You cannot show your rage like this.
It just makes you look more guilty.
593
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:53,500
I'm sorry, Vicky Cristina Barcelona.
594
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:59,297
Team building works differently
for teammates
595
00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:02,050
than it does for competitors,
not to mention boys and girls.
596
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:03,133
Right.
597
00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:07,096
I guess I forgot what an expert you are
at relationships between men and women.
598
00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:10,141
- What's that supposed to mean?
- You're divorcing Mom.
599
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,679
She wasn't supposed to tell you
that with me not there.
600
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,564
Yeah, when are you ever there?
601
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:20,610
I don't really feel
like being around my dad right now.
602
00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:22,436
You good if I get out of here?
603
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,781
Yeah, and call me later?
604
00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:32,640
[Patty] You're gonna let him go?
605
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,874
Sometimes you just have
to let things cool off,
606
00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:36,358
or you'll end up making them worse.
607
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:40,129
God damn it! I broke a nail.
608
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:44,008
You know, I cannot believe
we let ourselves get talked into this.
609
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:45,385
And for what?
610
00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:49,097
To celebrate Roxy? She sucked.
611
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:52,350
- She was a total ho-bag.
- Tell me about it.
612
00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:55,228
She screwed my ex-boyfriend
before we broke up.
613
00:30:55,728 --> 00:30:58,106
- She did the same thing to me.
- [girl gasps]
614
00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:00,233
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
615
00:31:00,316 --> 00:31:02,610
These harnesses make
everyone's asses look huge?
616
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,363
No! That the way to bond you all together
617
00:31:05,446 --> 00:31:08,575
is through your common enemy, Roxy Graham.
618
00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:11,661
[woman] That horse-face bareback
buckaroo-ed my boyfriend.
619
00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:12,954
Everybody, listen up.
620
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:16,624
If we don't get on the same page
and make this memorial a success,
621
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,919
then none of us gets crowned,
and nobody gets their scholarships,
622
00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:23,214
and worst of all, Roxy gets the last word.
623
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,258
That dead bitch!
624
00:31:25,341 --> 00:31:28,469
Uh-huh! But we're not gonna let
that happen, are we?
625
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:29,846
We are gonna make this memorial
626
00:31:29,929 --> 00:31:32,473
the biggest, baddest,
fuck you to Roxy Graham.
627
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:35,393
Well, I meant... No, use Roxy
to find common ground,
628
00:31:35,476 --> 00:31:38,605
not turn the memorial into a hate-fest.
It's supposed to be heartfelt.
629
00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:41,149
Okay, so we'll keep
the fuck you part subtle. Just go with it.
630
00:31:41,774 --> 00:31:44,277
- All right, what did Roxy hate?
- The color yellow.
631
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,194
Being outside.
632
00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:47,071
- Death.
- Yes.
633
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,031
What else?
634
00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:51,701
- Sand in her crotch?
- Music.
635
00:31:52,201 --> 00:31:54,370
That's not a thing.
People don't hate music.
636
00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:57,874
Roxy did. She couldn't stand it,
said it gave her a migraine.
637
00:31:58,750 --> 00:31:59,959
[gasps]
638
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:01,669
I know what we can do.
639
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:06,507
We'll do a musical number.
We can sing it live at the memorial.
640
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,968
It'll go viral, like "We Are the World!"
641
00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:11,095
We are the what?
642
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:15,934
It's only the single greatest moment
in pop music history.
643
00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:18,018
Um...
644
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,068
I was bored.
645
00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:28,947
Who was the guy who looks like
Michael Jackson only black?
646
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,490
Can we order sushi?
647
00:32:30,573 --> 00:32:32,575
Okay, maybe it needs to be updated.
648
00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:35,870
Does anyone know anybody
who can write a song?
649
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:42,919
[Patty] Nonnie's songwriting skills
were even better than her singing voice.
650
00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:45,338
I wanted it to feel like Music and Lyrics,
651
00:32:45,421 --> 00:32:48,925
but there was still too much tension
from our last conversation.
652
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,636
Why aren't you eating your lunch?
653
00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:53,930
I don't know. Why wouldn't I be?
654
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,728
Look...
655
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:03,815
I've been thinking about our conversation,
and you're right.
656
00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,442
About me not having an eating disorder?
657
00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:08,528
No, that it's partially my fault.
658
00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:11,906
I've been enabling you
by being your binge buddy...
659
00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:15,368
and not saying anything
when I know it wasn't good for you.
660
00:33:15,868 --> 00:33:16,868
And I'm sorry.
661
00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,039
But...
662
00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:22,959
I'd like to make it up to you.
663
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:27,672
I've been doing some research,
and there are a lot of ways to get help,
664
00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:30,049
like outpatient treatments and 12 steps...
665
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:32,135
Okay, you really want to make it up to me?
666
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,303
Just help me write this song.
667
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,900
I hoped focusing on the crown
would help me stop wanting to eat.
668
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,408
But I just stopped eating
in front of other people.
669
00:33:56,617 --> 00:33:59,037
In the meantime,
we taught the girls the song.
670
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,496
We spread the word.
671
00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:03,041
I even got the Chois to donate food.
672
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:08,755
And I did my best to smile pretty
and make sure I got that crown.
673
00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:20,266
- It's good.
- Hm.
674
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:21,559
I have notes.
675
00:34:21,642 --> 00:34:24,479
No! Sorry. We don't have time.
We have bigger problems.
676
00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:26,355
Nobody's coming.
677
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:27,815
They think it's too morbid.
678
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:28,899
That is so not true.
679
00:34:28,941 --> 00:34:31,235
Okay. Well, how are we supposed
to change the headlines
680
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:32,479
if nobody bothers showing up?
681
00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:36,074
It's the modern age. Facts are fungible.
682
00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:38,201
We don't need people to actually be there.
683
00:34:38,284 --> 00:34:41,120
We just need everyone to think
that it's a big event
684
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:43,331
and for our song to go viral.
685
00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:44,832
We'll blast it on social media.
686
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,335
Okay, but everyone is still trolling us
on social media.
687
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:49,754
How can we be sure this isn't
gonna make everything worse?
688
00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:53,132
We just need an ace in the hole...
689
00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:55,635
Someone who can spin us
a positive headline.
690
00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:57,637
Patty, I'd like to introduce you
691
00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,931
to a former client of mine,
Miss Laurie Hightower.
692
00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:01,682
- Hi.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
693
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:06,437
Laurie is not just the face of WVJJ News,
she is also a former Miss North Dakota.
694
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,981
She has a soft spot for beauty pageants,
695
00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,650
so she has promised to give this event
696
00:35:10,733 --> 00:35:12,777
- a fair and balanced story.
- [Patty] Oh!
697
00:35:13,569 --> 00:35:16,322
Um... What if it doesn't go well?
698
00:35:16,405 --> 00:35:19,283
You know what they say.
Any publicity is good publicity.
699
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:24,705
- How are you feeling?
- [sighs]
700
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,082
Totally freaked out.
701
00:35:26,707 --> 00:35:28,251
Have you seen Stella Rose anywhere?
702
00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:30,962
No, but I have seen Detective Cruz
and Officer Greg,
703
00:35:31,045 --> 00:35:33,297
so if she shows up,
you will be well protected.
704
00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:35,800
- Okay.
- Well, this isn't much of a turnout.
705
00:35:36,175 --> 00:35:39,762
It is the quality of the people
that count, not the quantity.
706
00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,390
I sure hope you have
something great up your sleeve
707
00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:43,513
to change those headlines.
708
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,226
We do. You can count on it.
709
00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,605
- Hey, Patty.
- [chuckles]
710
00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:51,149
I just wanted to wish you good luck.
711
00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:52,441
That's really sweet.
712
00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,694
- And what about me?
- This isn't about you.
713
00:35:56,737 --> 00:35:57,737
Bye.
714
00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:01,867
- Excuse me.
- Hm-mm.
715
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:10,293
Hi, Coralee. Guess what? I got an investor
for my own line, Tampoozle.
716
00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,837
I'm about to become
your biggest competition.
717
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,672
What are you talking about now?
718
00:36:14,755 --> 00:36:16,090
- Think you heard me.
- Coralee...
719
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,551
- Rude!
- We need to talk. Alone.
720
00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:21,387
I thought you guys liked having a third.
721
00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:23,222
Small town.
722
00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:24,348
People talk.
723
00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:27,810
You just interrupted
a very important conversation.
724
00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:30,396
Like the one where you told Brick
we were getting a divorce?
725
00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:32,982
You should have talked to me first.
726
00:36:33,065 --> 00:36:34,358
Everything okay?
727
00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:36,401
Fine, Bob.
728
00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:40,323
I appreciate what you did for Magnolia.
It means the world.
729
00:36:40,406 --> 00:36:43,034
Bob, you need to know.
Patty didn't kill Roxy.
730
00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:44,493
You would say that.
731
00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:47,246
No, actually I believe him, honey.
732
00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:48,706
You do?
733
00:36:48,789 --> 00:36:50,749
Yeah, it might be the last thing
we ever agree on,
734
00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:53,252
but I know Patty and...
735
00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:56,297
she's a lot of things,
but she's not a killer.
736
00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:00,801
[Patty] Okay, everyone, please take
your seats. It's time to get started.
737
00:37:02,261 --> 00:37:04,263
[distortion]
738
00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:09,060
You'd think Stella Rose would be here.
739
00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:11,771
[Patty] I'd like to thank everyone
who showed up today
740
00:37:11,854 --> 00:37:15,524
to help us memorialize our fallen sister,
Roxy Graham.
741
00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:18,904
- Everyone has heard it.
- [distortion continues]
742
00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:24,158
Everybody knows this pageant and...
[distortion]...murdered Roxy.
743
00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:29,163
Now, I'd like to introduce a song
written just for this occasion
744
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,581
by Nonnie Thompson.
745
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,377
It's called "Roxy's Lullaby."
746
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,004
[melody starts]
747
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:40,008
[Bob Armstrong] I'd been so focused
on the fact that Roxy mistreated Patty
748
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:43,219
that I didn't consider
that Roxy was Bob's daughter.
749
00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:45,388
I didn't know how this was gonna go.
750
00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:48,391
♪ Pretty lady dressed in yellow ♪
751
00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:51,686
♪ Lemon sunshine in your eyes ♪
752
00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:54,647
♪ Now I've gone and lost my mellow ♪
753
00:37:54,730 --> 00:37:58,025
♪ Yellow tears fall from the sky ♪
754
00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:00,528
♪ I saw your beautiful crown ♪
755
00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:03,739
♪ I saw your pretty poses ♪
756
00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,659
♪ Now the world is crashing down ♪
757
00:38:06,742 --> 00:38:10,579
♪ You're a still life with roses ♪
758
00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:13,040
♪ Since you are ♪
759
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,417
♪ Dead, girl ♪
760
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:15,918
♪ You make me so sad ♪
761
00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:18,129
♪ Your life is so rad
But now it's over ♪
762
00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:21,966
♪ Dead girl
We were friends on the first day ♪
763
00:38:22,508 --> 00:38:24,677
♪ Now you're gone and it's the worst day ♪
764
00:38:25,177 --> 00:38:27,847
♪ I think about your last words ♪
765
00:38:27,930 --> 00:38:32,685
♪ See you next Thursday ♪
766
00:38:32,768 --> 00:38:35,187
♪ Dead girl
You make me so sad ♪
767
00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:38,065
♪ Your life was so rad
But now it's over ♪
768
00:38:38,774 --> 00:38:41,444
♪ Dead girl, you make me so sad ♪
769
00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:44,322
♪ Your life was so rad
But now it's over ♪
770
00:38:44,405 --> 00:38:47,366
♪ Dead girl, you make me so sad ♪
771
00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,910
♪ Your life was so rad
But now it's over ♪
772
00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:02,048
♪ Hey, dead girl, can't you see? ♪
773
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:05,634
♪ You'll never be just a dead girl ♪
774
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,972
♪ To me ♪
775
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:13,476
[vocalizing]
776
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,196
I'm so sorry.
777
00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:28,695
Is there anything I can do?
778
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:29,741
Don't, Bob.
779
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,286
You've done enough already.
780
00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:35,289
Maybe this was a huge mistake.
781
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,541
I hadn't just hurt Bob and Coralee,
782
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:40,252
I also hurt any chance I had
of getting them back.
783
00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:41,921
Bob, look!
784
00:39:42,004 --> 00:39:43,923
♪ You make me so sad! ♪
785
00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:45,424
♪ You make me so sad! ♪
786
00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:48,886
It's getting picked up everywhere.
787
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:53,641
And hashtag No Pageant Girls Left Behind
is trending.
788
00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:54,724
We did it.
789
00:39:56,018 --> 00:39:57,228
[woman] Patty Bladell...
790
00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:59,355
I believe this is yours.
791
00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:09,281
[Bob] I had lost everything.
792
00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:13,744
Bob, Brick, Coralee, even myself.
793
00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:16,247
But in this moment,
794
00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:18,207
it all felt worth it.
795
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,544
Because if all I had left was Patty,
796
00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:24,130
at least she was a queen.
797
00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:26,966
This is the real you.
798
00:40:28,884 --> 00:40:30,511
No dead bodies. No murder.
799
00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:32,805
Just...
800
00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:35,474
beautiful.
801
00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:42,982
[Patty] I wanted to celebrate.
Where the hell was the Ween Mobile?
802
00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:44,065
[Nonnie] Patty...
803
00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:45,985
Can we talk?
804
00:40:46,068 --> 00:40:48,154
Later! I have something
I have to take care of.
805
00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:58,998
[Regina] Oh! Oh, Dixie!
806
00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:02,168
Oh! My baby! My baby girl!
807
00:41:02,251 --> 00:41:05,671
Just when things were starting
to look up, Dixie came back.
808
00:41:06,672 --> 00:41:09,216
The only person I hated more than Roxy.
809
00:41:10,676 --> 00:41:11,802
Hello!
810
00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:13,220
[brakes screeching]
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[Regina] God! [screams]
812
00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:18,267
Oh, shit!
813
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,769
Was there another dead girl?