1 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,468 [siren wailing] 2 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,848 [woman] And, three, two, one. 3 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:17,642 Newly-crowned pageant queen Roxy Graham is dead, 4 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:21,563 strangled by her own sash, and her killer still remains unaccounted for. 5 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:23,982 You can see the deceased body being loaded... 6 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:29,362 [Bob] Another person was dead. This time, Patty's nemesis and competition. 7 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,948 What were the odds Patty wasn't to blame? 8 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:35,118 She had a clear motive. She was first runner-up. 9 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:37,829 With Roxy dead, Patty would surely get the crown, 10 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:41,291 and I already knew what she was capable of. 11 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:45,879 But how long before everybody else came to the same conclusion? 12 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:50,425 [woman] Where was I when I heard the scream? 13 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:51,801 I was backstage. 14 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:52,719 In my dressing room. 15 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:55,096 Texting my bestie, and... 16 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,473 Sexting my new boyfriend. 17 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,349 [giggles] 18 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:01,770 [Heather] Where was I when I heard the scream? 19 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,774 Duh, I was the one who screamed. 20 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:10,070 I walked in to congratulate her. I was... 21 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,781 I was so happy for her, 22 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:15,366 and, like, there she was 23 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,577 with all those roses sticking out of her... 24 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,244 pie hole. 25 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,624 I mean, how does anyone even do that? 26 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:24,709 [girl screaming] 27 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:31,132 I know this is a difficult time for you, Mr. Barnard, 28 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:34,219 but I still need to ask Magnolia a few more questions. 29 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:35,136 [Barnard] Do you? 30 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:39,140 She already told you she doesn't remember anything for the last two days. 31 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,892 What was the last thing you do remember? 32 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:42,435 Um... 33 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:46,231 Having a fight with my dad and running out on him. 34 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:48,983 And where did you go? 35 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,361 I just told you, I don't remember. 36 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:52,529 [scoffs] 37 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,906 Seems pretty convenient, don't you think? 38 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,538 Any idea where you got the art on your arm? 39 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,751 How many times do I have to tell you that... 40 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:10,380 It's obvious that she suffered some sort of head injury. 41 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:14,926 Now, since I'd prefer to end this horrible day 42 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:17,887 with only one dead daughter and not two, 43 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:21,599 I'm gonna take Magnolia to the hospital if that's all right with you. 44 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,434 Don't answer that. I'm not asking. 45 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:26,437 [melancholic song playing] 46 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,480 [Coralee] I mean, I... 47 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:33,403 I didn't really know Roxy. I know Magnolia, her sister. 48 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:36,573 Well, they had just found out that they were sisters. 49 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,783 Different mothers but the same father. 50 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,620 - When did they find this out? - Maybe, like, a couple of weeks ago. 51 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,540 Was there any... 52 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:49,335 confusion or ill-will between them? 53 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:50,712 How could there not be? 54 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:56,551 No, I didn't mean anything by that. 55 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:59,304 You know, I just meant that they just found out they were sisters, 56 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:02,432 and I know if all of a sudden I found out that I had a sister 57 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,142 that I didn't know about, 58 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:07,520 and there she was, that that would be a really, like, 59 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:08,730 big deal, right? 60 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:10,440 [chuckles nervously] 61 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:14,819 I mean, there must be more credible suspects than Magnolia. 62 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,656 Who said Magnolia was a suspect? 63 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:20,991 You did? 64 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:25,872 [officer] You were second runner-up, now you're first. 65 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:30,376 Does being first runner-up come with any kind of... prize? 66 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,587 A bigger scholarship. [laughs] 67 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:36,799 But not enough to make me want to, you know, kill someone. 68 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:43,056 You know who really had something to gain by Roxy's death? 69 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:46,726 You should look at the next in line to get the crown... 70 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,062 Patty Bladell. 71 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:52,523 [officer] My boss will be here any minute. 72 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,320 [Bob] Of course I cared if Patty did it, 73 00:03:57,403 --> 00:04:00,240 but as her lawyer, I couldn't afford to ask. 74 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:01,741 If I was gonna make her case, 75 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:04,035 I needed plausible deniability. 76 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,119 [knocking on door] 77 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,329 One second. 78 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:11,209 [Bob] No matter how suspicious I was myself, 79 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:12,794 I had to keep my cool... 80 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:14,212 What the hell? 81 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:17,006 Rudy... Cruz. 82 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,509 [chuckles] Cruz, seriously? 83 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,219 Detective Cruz. 84 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:22,720 [Bob] You're a cop! 85 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:24,389 You two know each other? 86 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:27,225 [Bob] It was my real life Gay's Anatomy moment, 87 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:30,103 except I was much better dressed than Ellen Pompeo. 88 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:32,480 I'm taking over for Officer Thompson. 89 00:04:32,563 --> 00:04:34,607 Apparently he got cast in Naked and Afraid. 90 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:37,318 Nonnie's dad got on Naked and Afraid? That's his dream. 91 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,838 - I wonder why she didn't tell me. - [Cruz] You're excused. 92 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:41,572 Why don't you go organize some evidence? 93 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,825 And close the doors behind you, will you? 94 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:48,371 Miss Bladell, where were you when the deceased was killed? 95 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:54,002 [Bob] The longer she took to answer, the more suspicious I got. 96 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:56,504 Tell him what you told me. 97 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:58,463 You have to. 98 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,136 Um, I was... 99 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,220 throwing up. 100 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:06,806 Were you sick? 101 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:09,142 My client has an eating disorder. 102 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:10,684 What? 103 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,021 - I do not. - Yes, you do. 104 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:14,731 And I'm very worried about you. 105 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:17,608 [knocking on door] 106 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:23,614 I just found these in the dressing room where the victim was discovered. 107 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:27,618 And that's when I knew Patty was telling the truth. 108 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:30,872 Would it be okay if I ate one? My blood sugar is seriously crashing. 109 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:33,708 No, it's evidence. Cops don't eat evi... 110 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:35,710 Excuse me. 111 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:42,216 For the record, I do not have an eating disorder. 112 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,969 - Patty... - And even if I do, it's nobody's business. 113 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:49,390 I was trying to give you an alibi, until I realized you already have one. 114 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:52,268 What are you talking about? I told you, I was throwing up, 115 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,770 and not in a bulimic way. 116 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:57,398 I didn't know whether you were telling the truth until I saw that pastry basket. 117 00:05:57,815 --> 00:06:01,986 After you killed Christian, you ate everything in sight. 118 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:05,406 There's no way you killed Roxy and left all those pastries just sitting there. 119 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:06,970 But you thought I could have done it? 120 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:09,911 Bob! You know me. 121 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:11,954 I'm a killer. I'm not a murderer. 122 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:15,232 Do you hear the words that come out of your mouth sometimes? 123 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,460 I thought that you believed in me. 124 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,712 You said this was all meant to be. 125 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:23,091 A dead pageant girl is not exactly divinely inspired. 126 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:24,716 I don't know. 127 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:27,719 Think about it. 128 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:32,183 Roxy's death could overshadow the fact that Christian is missing, 129 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:34,706 and if Magnolia really can't remember a thing from that night, 130 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,562 that totally lets me off the hook. 131 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:38,981 All I'm saying is, 132 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:43,778 you said the crown was our only shot at a real future, 133 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,195 and now... 134 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:49,325 it seems like the universe is conspiring to give us that after all. 135 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,369 - [door opens] - [detective cleans throat] 136 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:53,830 Now, where were we? 137 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,373 Just finishing up. 138 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,042 Look, it's been a long night. 139 00:06:58,126 --> 00:06:59,794 I understand a girl is dead, 140 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:02,338 but all you've got is a bunch of traumatized teenage girls 141 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,549 and their mothers pointing their fingers at my client. 142 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:05,712 [Cruz] We also have motive. 143 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:08,195 She's next in line for the crown, and we have no eye-witnesses 144 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:10,763 as to her whereabouts during the actual time of the murder. 145 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:14,392 None of that is hard evidence, so unless you find some, 146 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:16,811 I know my client's rights. You can take her into custody 147 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:19,355 and hold her for 24 hours, or you can let her go. 148 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:21,691 Make your choice. 149 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:25,403 I still don't know why you didn't just tell them about the pastry basket. 150 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:27,572 You said yourself, it's as good as an alibi. 151 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:29,615 You want me to tell them you binge your brains out 152 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,337 whenever you kill someone? Are you insane? 153 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:34,620 You're right. I didn't think about that. Okay, on the upside, 154 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:37,748 we still have a few more hours of dark to take care of Christian's car. 155 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:41,127 We? No, you are a person of interest in a murder investigation. 156 00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:42,587 You mean a suspect? 157 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:45,840 No, a person of interest is someone on their way to becoming a suspect. 158 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:47,175 So like a suspect runner-up. 159 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:48,259 It's not a good thing. 160 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:51,596 You become a suspect if they find any incriminating evidence. 161 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:53,764 And unfortunately for you, you just killed Christian, 162 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,476 - so I will be handling the car alone. - [phone chimes] 163 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:01,730 Um... 164 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,442 You should go home, and you should probably... 165 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:06,652 You should call someone to keep you company. 166 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,322 Why? I'm not gonna binge, if that's what you're thinking. 167 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:13,242 Yes, that, and I'm worried that Stella Rose might still be after you. 168 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:16,913 She might have been the one to kill Roxy. Tie up the loose ends. 169 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:20,708 - Roxy's her daughter. That's insane. - So is Stella Rose. 170 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:25,713 I ran her over twice. 171 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:27,673 - Are you sure? - Yes. 172 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:31,010 Yes, I felt the truck hit her. 173 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,973 - Well, I didn't see her, but... - Oh, my God! 174 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:37,892 This is straight out of a horror movie. 175 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:40,770 Haven't you seen Friday the 13th? She is Jason! 176 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:43,523 - Is that the guy with knives for hands? - No, that's Wolverine. 177 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:46,442 Jason is the dude with the hockey mask and the machete 178 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,278 who has superhuman strength and never stays dead for long. 179 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,365 Stella Rose is a classic villain, 180 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,200 the kind that keeps coming back. 181 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:58,412 So, until we know where Stella Rose is, 182 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:00,122 I don't want you to be alone. 183 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:06,754 I really didn't want to be alone, so thanks for coming. 184 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:07,837 Of course. 185 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,551 So, how is she doing? 186 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:14,887 Well, she is suffering from short-term memory loss. 187 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:19,475 Doctors said it could have been caused by some sort of head trauma... 188 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,978 or emotional trauma. 189 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:26,274 They also found a hell of a lot of alcohol in her system. 190 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:27,733 Oh, Bob, 191 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:29,777 I'm so sorry. 192 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,445 Yeah, well, to top it all off, 193 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,948 the cops just called and said they need to come by 194 00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:37,285 and ask Magnolia a few more questions when she's feeling up to it, 195 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,870 which we both need like a hole in the head. 196 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:40,955 Uh... 197 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:43,958 Bob, uh... 198 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,836 I think that might be my fault. 199 00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:51,632 - What do you mean? - Well, when the cops questioned me, 200 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,426 I might have told them 201 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:58,264 that Magnolia and Roxy's relationship was strained. 202 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,143 Why would you do that? 203 00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:03,519 Well, I didn't do it on purpose. 204 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:07,356 I was just... I was nervous and exhausted, and I just wasn't thinking. 205 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,440 Clearly. 206 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:11,694 I'm so sorry, Bob. 207 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,821 Tell me what I can do. 208 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:15,448 I think you've done enough. 209 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,159 You should leave. 210 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:26,791 Okay. 211 00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:29,920 [melancholic song playing] 212 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,843 [phone chimes] 213 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:58,741 [Bob] I should have been trying to make inroads back to Coralee and Bob. 214 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,577 But what was I doing instead? 215 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:03,829 The thing I always did... 216 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,414 Helping Patty Bladell. 217 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,249 [girl moaning] 218 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,001 What in the hell? 219 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,127 [creaking] 220 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:18,219 Someone had found Christian's car and turned it into a love shack? 221 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:19,178 [moaning] 222 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:21,722 I probably could have coitally interrupted them, 223 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,475 but I couldn't risk being seen anywhere near that car. 224 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,229 I had no choice but to wait them out. 225 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,355 [moaning continues] 226 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,478 [man] Are those new boots? 227 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,525 [creaking continues] 228 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:47,790 [Patty screaming] 229 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:51,877 [panting] 230 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:54,839 [Patty screams] 231 00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:58,968 [sighs] 232 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,052 What? 233 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,556 - Thank God it's you. - Who else would I be? 234 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,892 No, it's... I had a nightmare. 235 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,311 What about? Who was in it? 236 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,314 Nobody. I'm hungry. Are you hungry? 237 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,816 No, it's the middle of the night. 238 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,318 So? You love a midnight snack. 239 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,446 No, you love a midnight snack. 240 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,182 You been talking to Bob Armstrong? 241 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,952 No. Why? 242 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,036 No reason. 243 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:27,954 Patty... 244 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,207 Tell me. 245 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,709 You didn't tell me 246 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:34,003 that your dad was gonna be on Naked and Afraid. 247 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:35,880 Who's staying with you? 248 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:39,300 Mrs. Freyberger. Don't change the subject. 249 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:40,843 What's going on with Bob Armstrong? 250 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,762 It's nothing. 251 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,057 I mean, he... [scoffs] 252 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:50,853 He thinks I have an eating disorder, which is totally crazy. 253 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,562 Right? 254 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:56,900 What? 255 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,527 You think he's right? 256 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,824 We've known each other a long time, right? 257 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:08,953 So... 258 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,499 food has always been your go-to thing. 259 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:14,710 It's always been our go-to thing. 260 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,171 All of the nights that we spent eating together. 261 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,841 Chocolate Froyo and Cool Whip and cake. 262 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,760 - Because you wanted to. - That's not true. 263 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,011 Stop being so defensive. 264 00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:26,414 You're acting like your mom when you told her to get sober. 265 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,849 That's not the same. 266 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,894 - Food and alcohol are totally different. - Maybe they're not. 267 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,190 There are plenty of 12-step programs. 268 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,484 Maybe there's one for food. 269 00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,529 [phone buzzes and chimes] 270 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,657 It's the regionals pageant board. 271 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,701 They want to meet with me first thing tomorrow morning. 272 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,625 They must finally be ready to give me my crown. 273 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:50,955 That's great, but... 274 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:54,041 - I've gotta tell Bob. - Patty, we weren't done talking. 275 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,375 Look, 276 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,796 I appreciate your concern, okay? But I need to get my beauty sleep, 277 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:00,599 especially if I'm getting my crown tomorrow. 278 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,383 Don't you want your midnight snack? 279 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,219 Must've lost my appetite. 280 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:17,064 [Patty] So much for being binge buddies. It was time to start eating alone. 281 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,650 [Bob] I had less than an hour 282 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,578 to tow Christian's car to the junkyard before the sun came up. 283 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,913 I knew I had to haul ass. 284 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,456 [tires screeching] 285 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,001 Oh, balls! 286 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,880 Son of a bitch! 287 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,049 Dick nuts! 288 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,970 [man] You're telling me you don't have the pink slip? 289 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,514 It is a favor for a friend, you know. 290 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,308 Like those favors I did for you 291 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:55,394 when I handled all three of your divorces, Junkyard Bob. 292 00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:58,731 Just 'cause I own a junkyard doesn't mean I need to spend my entire life 293 00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,774 being shackled to a shitty-ass nickname. 294 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:04,361 I could have been Hot Bob if it wasn't for Barnard, 295 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,821 or even Other Bob, like you. 296 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,742 Yeah, okay. Could we maybe have this nickname conversation 297 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,912 at another... time? 298 00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,338 - I'll run it through the crusher. - [sighs] 299 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,219 Hi, Shelby. 300 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,303 I got your package. 301 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,681 Did you distribute my samples? 302 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:34,516 And? 303 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,477 They're worth more in here than cigarettes! 304 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,979 Those Tampazzles are like trading gold. 305 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,024 Tampoozles. My competitor is Tampazzle, 306 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,860 so I'm calling mine Tampoozle. 307 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,363 What about Vagizzle? 308 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,240 - Eww! - Whatever. You're the creative. 309 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,369 But if you're still looking for an investor, 310 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,452 I'm in. 311 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:58,290 The prison pen pals app I created has me rolling in the dough. 312 00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,750 That is great. 313 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:03,253 But I just want to make sure that I am not getting caught up 314 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,589 in anything that could land me back here. 315 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:09,134 I'll never find my sweet baby Dixie while I'm stuck behind bars. 316 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,012 I still haven't heard from her since she ran away. 317 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,430 I feel you sister, 318 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:17,768 but there's no law against making money while incarcerated, 319 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:21,355 as long as you've got some contacts on the outside. 320 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:22,898 [laughs] 321 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,650 But when I get out, 322 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:28,904 I'm gonna want a hundred percent return on my investment. 323 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:30,447 When's that? 324 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,408 2029. 325 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,077 Deal. 326 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:36,704 Oh, wait. 327 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:37,954 [dinging] 328 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,793 [Patty] Bob had completely freaked me out about Stella Rose. 329 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:49,758 Now that I was about to get the crown, she was all the more likely to show up. 330 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,439 I had a pit in my stomach. 331 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,775 There had to be a vending machine around here somewhere. 332 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,235 [gasps] 333 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,905 What the hell happened to you? 334 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,114 Hmm... 335 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:18,495 - Did you take arecay of the arcay? - What? 336 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:23,208 Did you take arecay of the arcay? 337 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:25,627 It's pig Latin. 338 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,256 - Hm, don't say pig. - Did you take care of the car? 339 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,842 Yes. Now let's go get you that crown. 340 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:32,925 Hold on. 341 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:37,139 Have you seen yourself? You look like a homeless gambling addict. 342 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,933 I didn't have time to go home and change. 343 00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:42,603 Where's your caboodle? 344 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,522 [song playing] 345 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,967 [music stops, Patty gasps] 346 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,471 You wear a wig? 347 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,515 It is a toupee. 348 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,600 Well, excuse me. 349 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,519 And we will never speak of it again. 350 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,105 In light of our recent tragedy, 351 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:29,525 and out of respect to the family of the deceased, 352 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,985 the Northeastern Regional Pageant Board 353 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:35,030 has decided not to award a pageant crown. 354 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:42,037 Or any runners-up awards, certificates, or scholarships for this year's pageant. 355 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:45,749 The board has also decided not to send anyone to state. 356 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,417 [groaning] 357 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,754 [whispering] I have an idea. Just back me up. 358 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,549 I deserve to be first runner-up. 359 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,712 And you would've been if you had more of a thigh gap. 360 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,595 My thighs didn't kill Roxy. 361 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,556 Take a Xanax. 362 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,311 [Bob] If it ended here, none of it was meant to be. 363 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:10,274 So I figured sometimes even fate needed a little push. 364 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,357 Excuse me. 365 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,486 Excuse me, but all this... 366 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,446 is all a sham. 367 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,450 This is not about the deceased, 368 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,328 or about respect for her family. 369 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,999 This is about you being caught in the middle of a PR nightmare. 370 00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,501 - You're out of line, Bob. - No, let's face it. 371 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,670 In a hashtag MeToo world, 372 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,922 pageants are already under fire 373 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,259 for being sexist, and backbiting, and anti-feminist, 374 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,804 and that's without a pageant girl having been killed. 375 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:43,724 Each headline is worse than the last. 376 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,977 They're running 24/7 coverage on Roxy's murder. 377 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,312 Thanks for making my case. 378 00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,771 Now, that's where you're wrong. 379 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,859 So you wait a year and hope this all goes away? 380 00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:57,905 That will be the nail in the coffin for this pageant. 381 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,618 And just think of all these talented young ladies 382 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,996 who will lose the chance to better their lives through pageantry. 383 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:08,457 Hashtag No Pageant Girls Left Behind. 384 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:13,295 This pageant cannot die with Roxy Graham, 385 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:17,132 which is why you have to give the crown to Patty Bladell. 386 00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,718 Crown a murder suspect? I don't think so. 387 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,511 - [Patty] Person of interest. - What? 388 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:25,265 I'm not a murder suspect. I'm just a person of interest. 389 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,977 To suggest that any of these girls is a murder suspect 390 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,689 is to suggest that they would kill to get the crown. 391 00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:36,193 This board needs to take the position 392 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:39,947 that none of these girls would ever hurt each other. 393 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,991 That they are sisters. 394 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,326 Yes! Yes! 395 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:48,163 That is the headline that you want, right? 396 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,748 Uh, what if... 397 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:55,504 What if we were able to turn all these "Dead Pageant Girl" headlines upside down? 398 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:59,466 Yes. We could plan an event. 399 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,844 One that would show that we are united 400 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,554 in this tragedy... 401 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,682 - as a community. - Hm. 402 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,601 What exactly do you have in mind? 403 00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,813 A memorial for Roxy? 404 00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:15,315 Why does everything have to be about her? 405 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,734 I was thinking more like a dance-a-thon. 406 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,529 The more you can champion your dear departed friend, 407 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,699 the harder it will be for people to think that you could have murdered her. 408 00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,035 Okay, but what if Stella Rose really is after me? 409 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:29,922 What are the odds she doesn't show up to her own daughter's memorial? 410 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:33,500 If she killed Roxy, she's definitely not showing up. 411 00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:36,211 And if she does, at least we're smoking her out. 412 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,023 There's not a whole lot she can do in front of a huge group of people. 413 00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,133 - What are you doing? - Tracking Christian's phone. 414 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,635 Seeing if his dad ever texted him back. 415 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:44,719 And? 416 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,472 Looks like we're good. 417 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:48,557 Great. Great. 418 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,601 So I will lock down a location for Roxy's memorial 419 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,229 and pull the permits. You get the pageant girls together 420 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,441 and brainstorm a gimmick, something that'll make the whole event go viral. 421 00:21:57,524 --> 00:22:01,236 [scoffs] You really think I can get all these girls to work together like sisters? 422 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,197 Of course you can. We just urbay an odybay. 423 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,657 How much harder can this be? 424 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,708 Hey, you heard anything from Magnolia yet? 425 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:15,791 No. Why? 426 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,920 Well, because I went to go visit her in the hospital 427 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,673 and it seemed like Bob Barnard didn't really want me there. 428 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,593 Well, why would he want to see the ex of his current boyfriend 429 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,428 unless the three of you are a thing? 430 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:27,679 Yeah, we're not. 431 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,017 [sighs] Brick... 432 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,604 Brick, your... 433 00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:38,982 Your dad and I are getting a divorce. 434 00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:47,406 Wow! 435 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,244 - Okay. - I just want you to know 436 00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:52,621 that none of this is your fault. 437 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:55,540 Trust me, I know. Yeah, you guys royally messed this one up. 438 00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:56,957 [phone chimes] 439 00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:02,089 I gotta go. Patty needs my help. 440 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,966 - We're not done talking about this yet. - I am. 441 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,218 [sighs] 442 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,804 [reporter] Last night, tragedy struck 443 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,014 at the Miss Northeastern Georgia Dreams Pageant. 444 00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,350 I was there to cover it all. 445 00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:16,186 We're outside the Miss Northeastern Georgia Dreams Pageant, 446 00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:18,438 and they're about to announce the winner. 447 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,607 - Shortly after, Miss Northeastern... - Magnolia? 448 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:23,402 ...was found strangled in her dressing room. 449 00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:25,362 Thank you so much for doing this. 450 00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:28,073 I think I saw my friend's daughter on TV last night, 451 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:31,219 and she's having a hard time remembering where she was right after the pageant, 452 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,702 so I'm hoping you can help. 453 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:33,786 [man] Yeah. 454 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,123 Oh, that's her. That's her right there. 455 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,545 - That's her. Can you play that through? - Sure. 456 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:39,625 [Coralee] Okay. 457 00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,129 And three, two... 458 00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:45,340 Peekaboo! 459 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,259 [laughing] 460 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,261 [Magnolia] Peekaboo! 461 00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:50,554 [reporter] And three, two... 462 00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:51,638 - Ahh! - [honks] 463 00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:53,265 [man] Whoa! Slow down! 464 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:59,479 Okay. Well, at least we know how she lost her memory. 465 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:02,983 I just wish I knew if she was outside at the exact moment 466 00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:04,317 her sister was murdered. 467 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,401 Easy enough to find out. 468 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,154 - Here. - What do you... 469 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:08,697 - You see that timecode? - Yeah. 470 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,299 - Tells you the time I shot it. - Okay. 471 00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:12,385 You'd have to go to the police and find out time of death. 472 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:14,035 Can you email this to me? 473 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,120 Yeah. Hang on. 474 00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,758 [Patty] Getting these girls on the same page 475 00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:21,251 was harder than walking in four-inch heels, 476 00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:23,753 so I called in reinforcements. 477 00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:26,256 [girls talking] 478 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:32,637 ...matching anymore. 479 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,514 I mean, we're matching! 480 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:38,059 - I came as soon as I got your text. - What were you doing in my bushes? 481 00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:39,935 Well... 482 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,398 I was ringing your doorbell for, like, five whole minutes. 483 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,984 It's been broken for months. Why didn't you just knock? 484 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:47,610 I didn't think of it. 485 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,834 You said you needed my help. So, what's up? 486 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,741 Yeah. It's these pageant girls. 487 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,912 I'm supposed to get them to work together as a team, 488 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:59,117 but they can't even agree on what to order for lunch. 489 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:01,917 - I'm allergic to dairy. - I can only eat gluten free. 490 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,253 - I'm a pescatarian. - This isn't about religion, Heather. 491 00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:07,986 So you want me to order some food... 492 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,966 No. Um... 493 00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:12,052 You're the captain of the wrestling squad. 494 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:14,429 How do I get these girls to start acting like a team? 495 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,513 Well... 496 00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:18,340 [clicks fingers] This one time 497 00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:21,811 just before semifinals, the coach took us out to a ropes course. 498 00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:24,564 He made us do a bunch of team-building exercises. 499 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,191 Maybe that would work. 500 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,067 Uh... 501 00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:31,279 - I don't know. - Let me give it a shot. 502 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,785 - Hey, ladies. - Hello, blue eyes. 503 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,745 You guys feel like doing something fun today? 504 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:41,873 Great. Okay. Follow me. 505 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:48,171 - [chuckles] - You know, I love doing fun things. 506 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,215 Clothing optional. 507 00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:54,052 I needed us to act like sisters, and sisters share. 508 00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:56,638 Brick, I see you've met Heather Christina Pamela Kendell. 509 00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:57,847 Jackson-Johnson. 510 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:00,767 Heather, this is Brick. 511 00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:03,103 I'm riding with you. 512 00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:06,481 Then again, sisters don't share everything. 513 00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:09,568 - See you! - Bye, cute! 514 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:10,485 Fun! 515 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:11,778 - Thank you. - Bye, honey. 516 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:13,488 Do you want my number? 517 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,907 Brick, hang on. 518 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,993 We'll catch up with you guys. 519 00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:21,037 What's up? 520 00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:24,291 I wanted to say thank you. 521 00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:27,210 [song playing] 522 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,515 [Magnolia] I love you. 523 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,852 Well, the good news is, this exonerates Magnolia Barnard. 524 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:47,856 The bad news is, she definitely has some substance abuse problems. 525 00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:49,524 And she's really annoying. 526 00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:52,235 So you'll take her off your list of suspects? 527 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:55,405 Well, she couldn't be in two places at the same time. 528 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:58,074 And, according to the timecode on the video, 529 00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,158 she was in the parking lot during the entire window 530 00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:01,641 the victim could have been murdered. 531 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:05,165 Will you tell her father? Or can I? He'll be so relieved. 532 00:27:05,248 --> 00:27:09,419 - I'll call him the first chance I get. - Okay, great. Thank you so much. 533 00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:11,212 - Thank you. - Okay, bye. 534 00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:16,134 Well, so much for Magnolia Barnard. 535 00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:19,095 We should have taken Patty Bladell into custody when we had the chance. 536 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,680 With what evidence? 537 00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:22,662 Where are we with the murder weapon? 538 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,976 Roxy's pageant sash was the only one missing, 539 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:27,145 and so far, there's no sign of it. 540 00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:28,228 Keep looking. 541 00:27:28,938 --> 00:27:32,043 At least with Patty Bladell out there, she's bound to screw up sooner or later. 542 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,235 All we have to do is keep an eye on her. 543 00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:36,321 And the second runner-up, too. 544 00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:39,074 Heather Christina Pamela John Wayne Gacy or whatever her name is. 545 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:40,851 She's the one that found the body. 546 00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:43,036 How do we know she didn't do the deed? 547 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,039 [Brick] You step in like she did, Patty. 548 00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:48,083 Brick, will you strap this on me, please? 549 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,709 Does this go between my legs? 550 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,836 Excuse me, Brick. Cinch me. 551 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,172 [Brick] Yeah, squat it. 552 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:55,715 There you go. Done. 553 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,427 - [woman] Could be a little tighter. - [Brick] This is excellent. Good job. 554 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,471 That's how we're doing it ladies, yeah? 555 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:06,059 [cheering] 556 00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:07,060 Come on out. 557 00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:08,645 Okay. One step at a time. 558 00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:11,248 - [Brick] Come on out. Steady at the top. - Slow and steady wins the race. 559 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:12,774 - Did I do it? - Easy does it. 560 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:15,193 - You're good. - Okay. 561 00:28:15,735 --> 00:28:18,113 - Do I look pretty? - You're gorgeous, Faith Anne! 562 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:20,031 - [woman] Baby steps! - Okay. 563 00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:21,658 [gasps] 564 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:22,992 Okay. 565 00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:24,076 [Brick] Looking good. 566 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:25,787 Looking good! 567 00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:28,540 - We're gonna be fine. - Yeah! 568 00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:29,850 - Steady. - [Brick] That's right. 569 00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:32,293 Come on. Just hold on tight. Keep calm. 570 00:28:33,336 --> 00:28:34,462 [woman] Almost there. 571 00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:37,298 [screaming] 572 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:40,760 Damn it, Faith Anne! 573 00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:44,556 Does anyone know the pH of this mud pit? 574 00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:47,016 - God! - So expensive. 575 00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:51,187 No. After you. 576 00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,779 Fuck this. I am not crossing jack shit, 577 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:02,449 especially not with her attached to my ass. 578 00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:04,534 Who knows what might go wrong? 579 00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:06,077 What's that supposed to mean? 580 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:09,998 You need me to spell it out for you, Patty "I killed Roxy" Bladell? 581 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:13,209 Shut up, Heather Christina Pamela Neil Patrick Harris. 582 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,885 Ladies! We are supposed to be on the same team. 583 00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:24,846 Team, my ass! She can suck my dick. 584 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,435 [grunting] 585 00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:32,437 [Brick] All right... 586 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,646 Don't hit my boyfriend! 587 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:37,776 What is going on? 588 00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:39,194 [Brick] I was trying to help. 589 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:40,695 It worked for the wrestling team. 590 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,072 Pageant girls are not wrestlers. 591 00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:45,847 At least they're not supposed to be. 592 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:49,704 You cannot show your rage like this. It just makes you look more guilty. 593 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:53,500 I'm sorry, Vicky Cristina Barcelona. 594 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:59,297 Team building works differently for teammates 595 00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:02,050 than it does for competitors, not to mention boys and girls. 596 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:03,133 Right. 597 00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:07,096 I guess I forgot what an expert you are at relationships between men and women. 598 00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:10,141 - What's that supposed to mean? - You're divorcing Mom. 599 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,679 She wasn't supposed to tell you that with me not there. 600 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,564 Yeah, when are you ever there? 601 00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:20,610 I don't really feel like being around my dad right now. 602 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:22,436 You good if I get out of here? 603 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,781 Yeah, and call me later? 604 00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:32,640 [Patty] You're gonna let him go? 605 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,874 Sometimes you just have to let things cool off, 606 00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:36,358 or you'll end up making them worse. 607 00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:40,129 God damn it! I broke a nail. 608 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:44,008 You know, I cannot believe we let ourselves get talked into this. 609 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:45,385 And for what? 610 00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:49,097 To celebrate Roxy? She sucked. 611 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:52,350 - She was a total ho-bag. - Tell me about it. 612 00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:55,228 She screwed my ex-boyfriend before we broke up. 613 00:30:55,728 --> 00:30:58,106 - She did the same thing to me. - [girl gasps] 614 00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:00,233 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 615 00:31:00,316 --> 00:31:02,610 These harnesses make everyone's asses look huge? 616 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,363 No! That the way to bond you all together 617 00:31:05,446 --> 00:31:08,575 is through your common enemy, Roxy Graham. 618 00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:11,661 [woman] That horse-face bareback buckaroo-ed my boyfriend. 619 00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:12,954 Everybody, listen up. 620 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:16,624 If we don't get on the same page and make this memorial a success, 621 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,919 then none of us gets crowned, and nobody gets their scholarships, 622 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:23,214 and worst of all, Roxy gets the last word. 623 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,258 That dead bitch! 624 00:31:25,341 --> 00:31:28,469 Uh-huh! But we're not gonna let that happen, are we? 625 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:29,846 We are gonna make this memorial 626 00:31:29,929 --> 00:31:32,473 the biggest, baddest, fuck you to Roxy Graham. 627 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:35,393 Well, I meant... No, use Roxy to find common ground, 628 00:31:35,476 --> 00:31:38,605 not turn the memorial into a hate-fest. It's supposed to be heartfelt. 629 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:41,149 Okay, so we'll keep the fuck you part subtle. Just go with it. 630 00:31:41,774 --> 00:31:44,277 - All right, what did Roxy hate? - The color yellow. 631 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,194 Being outside. 632 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:47,071 - Death. - Yes. 633 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,031 What else? 634 00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:51,701 - Sand in her crotch? - Music. 635 00:31:52,201 --> 00:31:54,370 That's not a thing. People don't hate music. 636 00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:57,874 Roxy did. She couldn't stand it, said it gave her a migraine. 637 00:31:58,750 --> 00:31:59,959 [gasps] 638 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:01,669 I know what we can do. 639 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:06,507 We'll do a musical number. We can sing it live at the memorial. 640 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,968 It'll go viral, like "We Are the World!" 641 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:11,095 We are the what? 642 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:15,934 It's only the single greatest moment in pop music history. 643 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:18,018 Um... 644 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,068 I was bored. 645 00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:28,947 Who was the guy who looks like Michael Jackson only black? 646 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,490 Can we order sushi? 647 00:32:30,573 --> 00:32:32,575 Okay, maybe it needs to be updated. 648 00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:35,870 Does anyone know anybody who can write a song? 649 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:42,919 [Patty] Nonnie's songwriting skills were even better than her singing voice. 650 00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:45,338 I wanted it to feel like Music and Lyrics, 651 00:32:45,421 --> 00:32:48,925 but there was still too much tension from our last conversation. 652 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,636 Why aren't you eating your lunch? 653 00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:53,930 I don't know. Why wouldn't I be? 654 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,728 Look... 655 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:03,815 I've been thinking about our conversation, and you're right. 656 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,442 About me not having an eating disorder? 657 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:08,528 No, that it's partially my fault. 658 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:11,906 I've been enabling you by being your binge buddy... 659 00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:15,368 and not saying anything when I know it wasn't good for you. 660 00:33:15,868 --> 00:33:16,868 And I'm sorry. 661 00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,039 But... 662 00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:22,959 I'd like to make it up to you. 663 00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:27,672 I've been doing some research, and there are a lot of ways to get help, 664 00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:30,049 like outpatient treatments and 12 steps... 665 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:32,135 Okay, you really want to make it up to me? 666 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,303 Just help me write this song. 667 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,900 I hoped focusing on the crown would help me stop wanting to eat. 668 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,408 But I just stopped eating in front of other people. 669 00:33:56,617 --> 00:33:59,037 In the meantime, we taught the girls the song. 670 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,496 We spread the word. 671 00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:03,041 I even got the Chois to donate food. 672 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:08,755 And I did my best to smile pretty and make sure I got that crown. 673 00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:20,266 - It's good. - Hm. 674 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:21,559 I have notes. 675 00:34:21,642 --> 00:34:24,479 No! Sorry. We don't have time. We have bigger problems. 676 00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:26,355 Nobody's coming. 677 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:27,815 They think it's too morbid. 678 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:28,899 That is so not true. 679 00:34:28,941 --> 00:34:31,235 Okay. Well, how are we supposed to change the headlines 680 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:32,479 if nobody bothers showing up? 681 00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:36,074 It's the modern age. Facts are fungible. 682 00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:38,201 We don't need people to actually be there. 683 00:34:38,284 --> 00:34:41,120 We just need everyone to think that it's a big event 684 00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:43,331 and for our song to go viral. 685 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:44,832 We'll blast it on social media. 686 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,335 Okay, but everyone is still trolling us on social media. 687 00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:49,754 How can we be sure this isn't gonna make everything worse? 688 00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:53,132 We just need an ace in the hole... 689 00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:55,635 Someone who can spin us a positive headline. 690 00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:57,637 Patty, I'd like to introduce you 691 00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,931 to a former client of mine, Miss Laurie Hightower. 692 00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:01,682 - Hi. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 693 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:06,437 Laurie is not just the face of WVJJ News, she is also a former Miss North Dakota. 694 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,981 She has a soft spot for beauty pageants, 695 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,650 so she has promised to give this event 696 00:35:10,733 --> 00:35:12,777 - a fair and balanced story. - [Patty] Oh! 697 00:35:13,569 --> 00:35:16,322 Um... What if it doesn't go well? 698 00:35:16,405 --> 00:35:19,283 You know what they say. Any publicity is good publicity. 699 00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:24,705 - How are you feeling? - [sighs] 700 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,082 Totally freaked out. 701 00:35:26,707 --> 00:35:28,251 Have you seen Stella Rose anywhere? 702 00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:30,962 No, but I have seen Detective Cruz and Officer Greg, 703 00:35:31,045 --> 00:35:33,297 so if she shows up, you will be well protected. 704 00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:35,800 - Okay. - Well, this isn't much of a turnout. 705 00:35:36,175 --> 00:35:39,762 It is the quality of the people that count, not the quantity. 706 00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,390 I sure hope you have something great up your sleeve 707 00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:43,513 to change those headlines. 708 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,226 We do. You can count on it. 709 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,605 - Hey, Patty. - [chuckles] 710 00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:51,149 I just wanted to wish you good luck. 711 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:52,441 That's really sweet. 712 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,694 - And what about me? - This isn't about you. 713 00:35:56,737 --> 00:35:57,737 Bye. 714 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:01,867 - Excuse me. - Hm-mm. 715 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:10,293 Hi, Coralee. Guess what? I got an investor for my own line, Tampoozle. 716 00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,837 I'm about to become your biggest competition. 717 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,672 What are you talking about now? 718 00:36:14,755 --> 00:36:16,090 - Think you heard me. - Coralee... 719 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,551 - Rude! - We need to talk. Alone. 720 00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:21,387 I thought you guys liked having a third. 721 00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:23,222 Small town. 722 00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:24,348 People talk. 723 00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:27,810 You just interrupted a very important conversation. 724 00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:30,396 Like the one where you told Brick we were getting a divorce? 725 00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:32,982 You should have talked to me first. 726 00:36:33,065 --> 00:36:34,358 Everything okay? 727 00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:36,401 Fine, Bob. 728 00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:40,323 I appreciate what you did for Magnolia. It means the world. 729 00:36:40,406 --> 00:36:43,034 Bob, you need to know. Patty didn't kill Roxy. 730 00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:44,493 You would say that. 731 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:47,246 No, actually I believe him, honey. 732 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:48,706 You do? 733 00:36:48,789 --> 00:36:50,749 Yeah, it might be the last thing we ever agree on, 734 00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:53,252 but I know Patty and... 735 00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:56,297 she's a lot of things, but she's not a killer. 736 00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:00,801 [Patty] Okay, everyone, please take your seats. It's time to get started. 737 00:37:02,261 --> 00:37:04,263 [distortion] 738 00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:09,060 You'd think Stella Rose would be here. 739 00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:11,771 [Patty] I'd like to thank everyone who showed up today 740 00:37:11,854 --> 00:37:15,524 to help us memorialize our fallen sister, Roxy Graham. 741 00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:18,904 - Everyone has heard it. - [distortion continues] 742 00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:24,158 Everybody knows this pageant and... [distortion]...murdered Roxy. 743 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:29,163 Now, I'd like to introduce a song written just for this occasion 744 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,581 by Nonnie Thompson. 745 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,377 It's called "Roxy's Lullaby." 746 00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,004 [melody starts] 747 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:40,008 [Bob Armstrong] I'd been so focused on the fact that Roxy mistreated Patty 748 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:43,219 that I didn't consider that Roxy was Bob's daughter. 749 00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:45,388 I didn't know how this was gonna go. 750 00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:48,391 ♪ Pretty lady dressed in yellow ♪ 751 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:51,686 ♪ Lemon sunshine in your eyes ♪ 752 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:54,647 ♪ Now I've gone and lost my mellow ♪ 753 00:37:54,730 --> 00:37:58,025 ♪ Yellow tears fall from the sky ♪ 754 00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:00,528 ♪ I saw your beautiful crown ♪ 755 00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:03,739 ♪ I saw your pretty poses ♪ 756 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,659 ♪ Now the world is crashing down ♪ 757 00:38:06,742 --> 00:38:10,579 ♪ You're a still life with roses ♪ 758 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:13,040 ♪ Since you are ♪ 759 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,417 ♪ Dead, girl ♪ 760 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:15,918 ♪ You make me so sad ♪ 761 00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:18,129 ♪ Your life is so rad But now it's over ♪ 762 00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:21,966 ♪ Dead girl We were friends on the first day ♪ 763 00:38:22,508 --> 00:38:24,677 ♪ Now you're gone and it's the worst day ♪ 764 00:38:25,177 --> 00:38:27,847 ♪ I think about your last words ♪ 765 00:38:27,930 --> 00:38:32,685 ♪ See you next Thursday ♪ 766 00:38:32,768 --> 00:38:35,187 ♪ Dead girl You make me so sad ♪ 767 00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:38,065 ♪ Your life was so rad But now it's over ♪ 768 00:38:38,774 --> 00:38:41,444 ♪ Dead girl, you make me so sad ♪ 769 00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:44,322 ♪ Your life was so rad But now it's over ♪ 770 00:38:44,405 --> 00:38:47,366 ♪ Dead girl, you make me so sad ♪ 771 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,910 ♪ Your life was so rad But now it's over ♪ 772 00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:02,048 ♪ Hey, dead girl, can't you see? ♪ 773 00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:05,634 ♪ You'll never be just a dead girl ♪ 774 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,972 ♪ To me ♪ 775 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:13,476 [vocalizing] 776 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,196 I'm so sorry. 777 00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:28,695 Is there anything I can do? 778 00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:29,741 Don't, Bob. 779 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,286 You've done enough already. 780 00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:35,289 Maybe this was a huge mistake. 781 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,541 I hadn't just hurt Bob and Coralee, 782 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:40,252 I also hurt any chance I had of getting them back. 783 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:41,921 Bob, look! 784 00:39:42,004 --> 00:39:43,923 ♪ You make me so sad! ♪ 785 00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:45,424 ♪ You make me so sad! ♪ 786 00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:48,886 It's getting picked up everywhere. 787 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:53,641 And hashtag No Pageant Girls Left Behind is trending. 788 00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:54,724 We did it. 789 00:39:56,018 --> 00:39:57,228 [woman] Patty Bladell... 790 00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:59,355 I believe this is yours. 791 00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:09,281 [Bob] I had lost everything. 792 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:13,744 Bob, Brick, Coralee, even myself. 793 00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:16,247 But in this moment, 794 00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:18,207 it all felt worth it. 795 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,544 Because if all I had left was Patty, 796 00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:24,130 at least she was a queen. 797 00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:26,966 This is the real you. 798 00:40:28,884 --> 00:40:30,511 No dead bodies. No murder. 799 00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:32,805 Just... 800 00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:35,474 beautiful. 801 00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:42,982 [Patty] I wanted to celebrate. Where the hell was the Ween Mobile? 802 00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:44,065 [Nonnie] Patty... 803 00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:45,985 Can we talk? 804 00:40:46,068 --> 00:40:48,154 Later! I have something I have to take care of. 805 00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:58,998 [Regina] Oh! Oh, Dixie! 806 00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:02,168 Oh! My baby! My baby girl! 807 00:41:02,251 --> 00:41:05,671 Just when things were starting to look up, Dixie came back. 808 00:41:06,672 --> 00:41:09,216 The only person I hated more than Roxy. 809 00:41:10,676 --> 00:41:11,802 Hello! 810 00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:13,220 [brakes screeching] 811 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:17,183 [Regina] God! [screams] 812 00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:18,267 Oh, shit! 813 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,769 Was there another dead girl?