1 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:14,056 I hated being Fatty Patty. 2 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:16,725 But it was a cakewalk compared to this. 3 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,937 Murderer! 4 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:27,319 Dixie was dead, and I was responsible. 5 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:29,821 You didn't kill Dixie. 6 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:31,532 We did. 7 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:36,078 I'm deep inside you. 8 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:44,086 I hadn't heard anything about what happened to Dixie. 9 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:46,672 But if she was dead and I was responsible, 10 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,924 it was my worse nightmare come true. 11 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:52,386 Maybe I wasn't lucky that my pregnancy scare turned out to be a teratoma. 12 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,347 Maybe there was evil deep inside of me. 13 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,392 You okay? I heard you screaming. 14 00:00:58,642 --> 00:00:59,560 Yeah. 15 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,895 Yeah, I had a nightmare 16 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:04,106 about Dixie being dead... 17 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,526 and my teratoma being alive. 18 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:08,569 Oh, honey. 19 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:10,946 Of course you're having nightmares, okay? 20 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,322 You've been traumatized. 21 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:13,782 Come on. 22 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,910 You saw Dixie get taken away in an ambulance, 23 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,370 you got questioned by the cops. 24 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:21,248 But they all agreed it was an accident. Everything's gonna be fine. 25 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,499 Not if Dixie dies. 26 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,084 Oh, she won't, baby. 27 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:25,836 The bad ones live forever. 28 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:29,464 Did you know? 29 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,384 That I could have been a twin? 30 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:35,470 Not exactly. 31 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:37,931 When I was pregnant, 32 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:41,435 I had a very vivid dream that you were a twin, 33 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,938 but I forgot all about it until yesterday. 34 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,231 That's crazy. 35 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:47,941 Not as crazy as you eating your sister. 36 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,445 Too soon. 37 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,284 Pastor Mike. 38 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,454 If he's calling this early, it can't be good. 39 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:13,884 Bob, what are you...? 40 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,637 Shh. Just go with it. 41 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,183 Now that I have you, 42 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,268 I'll never let you go. 43 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,896 I'm deep inside of you. 44 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:34,696 I did not want Bob Barnard deep inside me. 45 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,323 I wanted him out. 46 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:38,867 I felt guilty about our kiss, 47 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,578 like I had to confess. 48 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:47,459 Is everything okay? 49 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:49,503 Not exactly. 50 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,429 You think Patty has a demon inside of her? 51 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:02,849 My guess is it's the soul of the twin she consumed. 52 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:05,268 Most likely, it's furious it never got born. 53 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,854 You need to take this seriously, Bob. 54 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:11,733 Patty's teratoma made her throw Dixie Sinclair off the Ween-Mobile. 55 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:15,445 You just said teratoma and Ween-Mobile in the same sentence, 56 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,864 so it's hard to take you seriously. 57 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,534 Besides, Dixie made Patty push her. 58 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:21,618 Look at her neck. 59 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:26,164 Oh, and also, demons do not exist. 60 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,416 They certainly do. 61 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:31,795 And if Patty doesn't get hers removed, I'm gonna have to strip her of her crown. 62 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:33,463 Removed? 63 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,006 Like, you mean, surgically? 64 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,591 Absolutely not. 65 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,385 She would miss regionals. 66 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,262 There's another solution. 67 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,471 One that's non-surgical 68 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:44,808 and significantly more unorthodox. 69 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,309 I'm listening. 70 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:50,897 An exorcism. 71 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:53,734 What, you mean like the movie? 72 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,527 I know an expert in Atlanta who does them. 73 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,238 Father Schwartz. 74 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,658 - Schwartz? - He converted. He's a Jew for Jesus. 75 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,618 Of course he is. 76 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:04,703 This is insane! 77 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,122 Patty is not possessed. 78 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:12,085 And if you try and take away her crown because she didn't have an exorcism, 79 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,045 I will go to the press, 80 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,715 and you will look like a religious nut case. 81 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:17,966 Bye-bye, pageant. 82 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:19,634 Bye-bye, job. 83 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:26,099 See? Crisis averted. You get to keep your crown. 84 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:28,351 But what about my immortal soul? 85 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:32,522 You're not actually buying into all that demon nonsense, are you? 86 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:33,565 Think about it. 87 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:35,609 It would explain a lot of my behavior. 88 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,986 So would borderline personality disorder. 89 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:39,780 I'm just saying. 90 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,450 I've always felt this darkness inside of me. 91 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,911 That doesn't mean you have a demon. 92 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,496 It'd be a relief if I did. 93 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:51,291 Then it would mean it's not my fault for being the way that I am. 94 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,378 Then maybe if I got rid of it, I could be, like, a normal teenager. 95 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:59,299 Enough. We have real problems. Like your image. 96 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,218 You threw Dixie off a food truck. 97 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,969 No brawler's ever gonna win regionals. 98 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,096 I hadn't even thought about that. 99 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,098 - I was more worried that I killed her. - See? 100 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,558 You don't have a demon. 101 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,685 Otherwise you wouldn't be worried about Dixie. 102 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:13,188 Listen. Go to school, 103 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,857 see what you can find out about Dixie's condition. 104 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:18,985 In the meantime, I'll create a narrative about your little... 105 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:20,695 punch 'n munch. 106 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:30,705 The good news was, 107 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,250 there was no shrine in front of Dixie's locker. 108 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:36,378 Bad news was, everyone was staring at me. 109 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,171 Maybe I did have an image problem. 110 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:39,714 What is everybody looking at? 111 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:41,466 You've gone viral. 112 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:47,514 Oh, my God. 113 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,183 Do you think the regionals judges have seen this? 114 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,309 Everyone's seen it. 115 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:57,524 Look at me. 116 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,526 I'm pure evil. 117 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,028 You're just defending yourself. 118 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:03,321 I mean, look at her. 119 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:04,948 She's banana-pants. 120 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:07,450 Choi told me she has all sorts of mental disorders. 121 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,661 She told him all about them when they were banging. 122 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,788 Well, none of that matters if she dies. 123 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,207 I heard she's alive, but on life support. 124 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,668 But Choi heard that she flew down to Mexico 125 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,461 for some state-of-the-art surgery. 126 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:22,007 - Do my eyes look red to you? - That's the lighting. 127 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,049 Or the demon. 128 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,301 Excuse me. 129 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,803 Didn't your dad tell you to stay away from me? 130 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,805 He told me all about you being possessed. 131 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,390 I'm glad you're not getting the exorcism. 132 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,267 Did he say "exorcism"? 133 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,187 Okay, listen. 134 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:38,899 This is gonna sound completely batshit, 135 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:42,402 but Pastor Mike thinks that my teratoma might be an evil presence. 136 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:43,570 Like a demon. 137 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:47,741 Nonnie, you've known me my whole life. 138 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,702 You think it's possible I could have a demon inside me? 139 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:55,123 Hmm. Hmm. 140 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:57,584 Hmm. 141 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:00,879 - Wow, you think I'm on team Satan. - No. 142 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,840 - Actual demons aren't real, so... - They are. 143 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:07,260 I've lived all over the world. I've seen some things. 144 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,846 I gotta get to class. 145 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,184 - What do you mean? - When I lived in Brazil, 146 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,061 I spent some time with a pajé there. 147 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,187 A shaman. 148 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,899 He believed in all this stuff. Demons, evil spirits... 149 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,944 - Bullshit. - Said there was power in the dark. 150 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:25,528 What do you mean? 151 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:26,863 Let's find out. 152 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:28,907 We should summon your demon. 153 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,743 - Summon my demon? Right. - Seriously. 154 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:33,411 We should have a séance tonight. 155 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,539 What makes you think I want to do anything with you? 156 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:38,917 After you tried to manipulate me 157 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,963 into almost marrying you and having a baby just to avoid going to military school? 158 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,382 You really think I'd commit to raising a child 159 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,008 just to avoid military school? 160 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:50,261 I've no idea what you would do. You are full of surprises. 161 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,471 I'm trying to help you. 162 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,431 Yeah? Why? 163 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:56,309 Because I love you. 164 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,397 I'm sorry I didn't say it back. 165 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,191 Please, give me another chance. 166 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:06,027 I wasn't desperate enough to believe that he loved me. 167 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:08,405 But I was desperate enough to let him help me. 168 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:17,205 I already had enough problems. 169 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,875 Now I had to deal with a viral vampire bitch fight? 170 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:32,345 I could e-mail my friends at the Masonville Gazette. 171 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,055 Help to spin Patty's narrative. 172 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:37,434 It was a hell of a lot easier than dealing with my own story. 173 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,369 Hey, Bob. 174 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:57,954 How's Dixie? 175 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,414 With Regina. 176 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:02,500 She got out of jail on compassionate release. 177 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:05,378 We need to talk about our kiss. 178 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,423 Never happened. My word against yours. 179 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,175 I meant what I said, Bob. 180 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:12,635 I'm in love with you. 181 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:13,845 Stop saying that! 182 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,013 I can't stop. 183 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,765 It's been bottled up for so long, 184 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,725 now that I said it out loud, I can't stop. 185 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,643 I love you. I love you, I love you, I love you. 186 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,896 Why do you keep stabbing me in the back? 187 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:25,023 I'm just pulling on your pigtails 188 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,858 'cause I couldn't tell you how I feel. 189 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:30,153 Sleeping with Stella Rose was just pulling at my pigtails? 190 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,572 Now that I did to try and feel closer to you. 191 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,993 Hey, years of pining away makes you do some crazy things. 192 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:38,870 What about Etta Mae? 193 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,874 I needed things to look a certain way, 194 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,293 so I got married to a doctor. 195 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:50,298 A beautiful, strong, sexy, successful woman who's never around. 196 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:52,342 - Does she know? About your...? - No. 197 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,220 But her schedule gives me freedom to do what I need to do. 198 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,846 You mean, sleep with other men! 199 00:09:56,930 --> 00:10:00,058 Bob, in my heart, I always wanted to be with you. 200 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,852 But I never thought it could be mutual. 201 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,438 Until you kissed me back. 202 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:08,274 I did not kiss you back. 203 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,235 I was pushing you away with my lips. 204 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:13,363 You didn't feel like a man who didn't wanna be kissed. 205 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:17,867 Maybe that's the reason why you've been so passionately hateful towards me. 206 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,995 You've been covering up that you're madly in love with me. 207 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,915 That's not true! 208 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,459 - Passion's passion, Bob. - I'm not gay! 209 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,336 Just stay open, Bob. 210 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:29,754 I love women! 211 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,549 Tell yourself you're bisexual. We all go through that phase. 212 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:36,219 Bisexuals are like demons or aliens. They don't exist. 213 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,639 Totally agree. Bi is just a stop on the train to Gayville. 214 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,099 Chug-a-chug-a-choo-choo! 215 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,142 Back off! 216 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,812 This is harassment. You are my boss. 217 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,355 Just think of us as partners. 218 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,400 Stop making it sound so gay! 219 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,862 You know what they say about people who are homophobic, Bob? 220 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,738 They say they're in denial. 221 00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,284 Get out! 222 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:01,995 I have work to do. 223 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,174 You're right. We both cheated. 224 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,341 We're even. 225 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,759 Let's have make-up sex. 226 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:20,763 Because I am a heterosexual man with heterosexual man needs. 227 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:25,268 Bob, I love that you wanna work it out, but sex is not gonna solve our issues. 228 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,187 I am pretty sure it is going to solve my issue. 229 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:30,231 Bob, we need counseling. 230 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:34,319 My friend Gayle from WMBS is a licensed family therapist, 231 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,154 and her husband Mike is a pastor. 232 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:40,283 - Together, they do spiritual couples... - I know Pastor Mike. 233 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:41,868 He is a lunatic. 234 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:45,246 I don't wanna talk to him about our personal problems. 235 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,540 Bob, just stay open. 236 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,834 Why did everyone keep saying that? 237 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:50,752 But... 238 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:54,422 make-up sex is so much... cheaper. 239 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,549 Okay. Okay, you know what? 240 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,635 Therapy first, sex later. 241 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,386 I'm gonna call her right now 242 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:03,348 and see if they are available to squeeze us in tonight. 243 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,155 The spirit board is a gateway 244 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,824 to contact beings on the other side. 245 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,162 Sorry I'm late. We were having a discussion. 246 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,957 About one of us trying to blow off our date tonight. 247 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,708 A séance can be a date. 248 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,627 Nonnie, could I talk to you? 249 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,298 Did you have to bring Dee? 250 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:40,426 Having a demon is kind of private. 251 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,095 Maybe you should just be grateful 252 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,930 you have a bestie that always shows up for you, 253 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,474 and that her girlfriend is willing to give up her alone time 254 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:47,934 to co-sign that bullshit. 255 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,727 Maybe you should just mind your own business. 256 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,980 Maybe we should start the séance? 257 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:02,699 We've gathered tonight to find out if Patty Bladell 258 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,409 is inhabited by a demon. 259 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:07,870 Is she? 260 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:12,417 I didn't know who he was talking to or how they would even talk back. 261 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,297 Yes? 262 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,134 Dee pushed it. 263 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,887 That's the spirits giving you their answer, demon girl. 264 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,014 Mystery solved. 265 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,225 You ready to go? We can still make bingo at Purr Party. 266 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,310 Cut the shit. 267 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:32,478 This is serious. 268 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,404 Are there any spirits present? 269 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,905 It couldn't happen again. 270 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:49,579 Yes. 271 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,294 Is this my unborn sister? 272 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,006 No. 273 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,009 Then who is it? 274 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,221 H... 275 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:09,640 I... 276 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,142 F... 277 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:14,062 A... 278 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,022 T... 279 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,398 T... 280 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,025 Y. 281 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,985 "Hi, Fatty"? 282 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,363 Who is this? 283 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:26,949 J? 284 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:30,495 John? 285 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,790 Homeless guy. 286 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,000 Who's John the homeless guy? 287 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,879 It's the guy who broke my jaw. He's the reason I got skinny. 288 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,300 K... 289 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,010 I... 290 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:48,513 L... 291 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:50,640 L... 292 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:53,810 E... 293 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:55,603 R? 294 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:58,189 Then why is he calling you a killer? 295 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,443 Because... 296 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,112 I... 297 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:05,696 Killed him? 298 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,951 I didn't. I just wished he was dead. 299 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,161 And then he had a heart attack and died. 300 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,038 Oh, you definitely have a demon. 301 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:16,666 Yes? 302 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,252 Okay, séance over. 303 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,171 Yes! 304 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,385 Don't freak out. 305 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:30,012 Easy for you to say. You don't have a demon. 306 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,098 There's something seriously wrong with me. 307 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,559 What if everything you think is wrong with you 308 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,018 is actually right? 309 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:38,855 Look, I love you. 310 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:40,523 I do. 311 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,985 All that rage and power and fire. 312 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:45,736 It's amazing. 313 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,781 And what if this thing inside you is the source of all of that? 314 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,992 What if it makes you who you are? 315 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:52,994 Don't get rid of it. 316 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,495 Embrace it. 317 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,873 But it makes me do terrible things, 318 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,958 like rage-kill a homeless guy, 319 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,002 - or throw Dixie off the Ween-Mobile. - That's because 320 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,920 you haven't learned to control it. 321 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,839 I bet if you did, 322 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,632 you could make it work for you. 323 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,010 For me? How? 324 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,012 You want revenge on your bullies? 325 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,930 You wanna win regionals? 326 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,599 Miss American Lady? 327 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:18,519 Who better to help you than a pissed off spirit from beyond the grave? 328 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,400 Okay, if there is... 329 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:28,196 ...even a .01% chance 330 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,740 that this could work, 331 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,660 I'd be a moron not to at least try. 332 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,287 This is what I'm saying. 333 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,914 I wouldn't even know where to begin. 334 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,667 What? Do you just Google, "How do you control a demon?" 335 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,796 Shut up! This is a thing? 336 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,882 It says we need to find out its name. 337 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,551 We could ask the spirit board. 338 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,178 No way. 339 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,056 No demon worth their horns is gonna give up their name 340 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,891 if they know it will give me control over them. 341 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,021 If the demon really is my twin sister, 342 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:03,814 maybe my mom can help. 343 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,401 She had a dream about twins. Maybe it had a name... 344 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:14,742 Bob Barnard was wrong. I didn't have a gay bone in my body. 345 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,036 Lemon zest tea, anyone? 346 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,913 No, we're fine, thank you. 347 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,916 I was willing to do whatever it took to make my marriage work, 348 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,460 including facing this awkward situation. 349 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:28,005 Pastor Mike, I do hope that there are no hard feelings 350 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,216 about our meeting this morning with Patty. 351 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,468 Well, I wish the outcome had been different, 352 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:36,764 but I respect that you are here trying to exorcise your own demons. 353 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,309 We thought we'd do a role-playing exercise 354 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:43,187 to help you understand each other's point of view. 355 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,399 - Coralee, you play Bob, okay? - Oh. 356 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,442 And really get inside his head, okay? 357 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,987 And try to express his reasons 358 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,863 for going outside your marriage. 359 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,282 Okay, okay. 360 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:01,080 Coralee, everything that you found 361 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,291 annoying about me, she supported. 362 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,876 Like pageants and hair and makeup, 363 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,421 - and my caboodle. - I don't walk like that. 364 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,465 And I don't do that fruity thing with my hand. 365 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,927 Bob, this is about listening to what she is saying. 366 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:18,764 You two need to listen and express how you feel. 367 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,183 You say X, it makes me feel Y. 368 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,062 When you say I'm gay, 369 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,440 I feel like you don't see I'm not gay. 370 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,242 What are you doing? 371 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,203 Counting my savings. 372 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,957 Your 18th birthday is coming up, and I wanna plan something special. 373 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,337 Super weird that I almost shared a birthday. 374 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:51,797 Yeah. 375 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,512 You know that dream you had, that you were pregnant with twins? 376 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,140 Do you remember if you picked out names? 377 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:02,975 I don't remember. Why? 378 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,312 I don't know. 379 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:10,608 I was thinking we could write her name on my birthday cake. Like a memorial. 380 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,361 That's sweet. 381 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,862 And a little creepy. 382 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,574 You know I used to write down my dreams in my old journal, 383 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,785 and I found it right before your baptism. 384 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,036 Let's take a look. 385 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,040 All right. 386 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,335 I bet we can find something in here. 387 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:31,962 Who's the hottie? 388 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:36,425 Gordy. 389 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,761 It's my mom's old boyfriend. 390 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,471 All right. 391 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,724 Sex dream, sex dream, sex dream. 392 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,060 Dream I went to school and almost had sex. 393 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,353 Sex dream. 394 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,731 Oh... lookee there. 395 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,775 One of them was named Patty. 396 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,403 And the other one? 397 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:57,947 Kitty. 398 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,157 Kitty, great. 399 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,410 Thanks, Mom. 400 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,294 Hmm. 401 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,554 Kitty? That's a weird name for a baby. 402 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:25,349 Yeah, it's a weird name for a demon, too, but it's all we got. 403 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:31,856 So, Google says once you know the name, you need to integrate the demon, 404 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,399 so you can join forces. 405 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:37,737 And this doesn't sound crazy to you? When you say it out loud? 406 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,072 You know that Brazilian shaman I told you about? 407 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,450 He said he could expel a demon 408 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:46,078 by writing its name on a piece of paper and throwing it into a fire. 409 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:49,415 Okay, so how am I supposed to integrate a demon? 410 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,208 Write its name on a piece of paper and eat it? 411 00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:53,753 Makes sense to me. 412 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:58,382 Okay, I can't believe that writing "Kitty" 413 00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:01,343 on a piece of paper and eating it can fix me. 414 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:02,678 It's crazy. 415 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:06,098 Not any crazier than believing that pageants can fix you. 416 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,143 At least this isn't something outside yourself. 417 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,604 What's the worst that can happen? 418 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,189 You eat some paper? 419 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,274 But if it works... 420 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,068 I could have everything I ever wanted. 421 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,679 - Now what? - We wait. 422 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:48,766 If magic starts happening, then boom. 423 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,560 Kitty's your bitch. 424 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:53,854 It's Bob. 425 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,690 "Good news, I fixed your image problem." 426 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,275 There's a link. 427 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,822 "Crazy pageant runner-up attacks reigning Miss Magic." Jesus. 428 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,281 "Bites her like a vampire." 429 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:08,494 Oh! Oh, my God! 430 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:10,246 It worked. 431 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,040 Kitty's my bitch. 432 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,086 Guess Kitty's working for me, too. 433 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,548 So does this mean we're okay? 434 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:26,428 It means I might possibly consider... 435 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,849 us maybe being okay. 436 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:34,395 Except my victory was short-lived. 437 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:37,773 That afternoon, Herman Choi canceled my sponsorship. 438 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,609 But the fight was Dixie's fault. 439 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:45,281 - The Masonville Gazette agrees. - I don't care if Wolf Blitzer agrees. 440 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,284 Our image as a family establishment has suffered. 441 00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:50,286 Now nobody's eating my wieners. 442 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:55,207 No wieners, no money. No money, no sponsorship. 443 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,046 Hey, is this the site of the Vampire Bitch Fight? 444 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,214 No. 445 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,260 Yes, it is. 446 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,139 - I'm the bitch. - Whoo! 447 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,726 - What are you doing? - Drumming up business. 448 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:16,103 I'm the Wiener Taco spokesperson. 449 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:18,480 - Would you like a selfie with me? - Hell yeah! 450 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,150 Your video is the best thing since "Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen." 451 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,277 - Come on. - Okay. 452 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,280 - Say "Wien-ing." - Wien-ing! 453 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:31,619 Maybe Kitty was helping me after all. 454 00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:36,624 Three weeks later, Wiener Taco was the Masonville hot spot... 455 00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:43,005 I was a true believer... 456 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,758 and I had never felt so empowered. 457 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:49,470 Herman Choi had doubled down on my sponsorship. 458 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:52,640 My mom was making tips hand over fist, 459 00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:54,934 and I had become a local celebrity. 460 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:57,895 Hey, can you sign our swag? 461 00:23:58,228 --> 00:23:59,855 - Yeah, what do you want? - One of those. 462 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,315 - Two of those. - That one. 463 00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:04,026 - Congratulations on viral infamy, Patty. - Yeah. 464 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,319 And thank you for taking out Dixie. 465 00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:08,614 She was a first-class ass-hat, and she got what she deserved. 466 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,826 Do you know what she got, exactly? 467 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,161 I still haven't heard. 468 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,288 I heard that she's being trained to use an exo-suit. 469 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:18,916 No, no, I heard she's being weaponized by the military. 470 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:21,293 - No way. - Hey, guys, who cares? Okay? 471 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,504 Dixie's gone now, thanks to you. 472 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,547 I can't... I mean, right here, okay? 473 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,390 Okay, thank you. Thank you so much. 474 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:35,599 Bye, you guys. 475 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:40,312 Except Dixie's demise wasn't thanks to me. 476 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,481 It was thanks to Kitty. 477 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:48,278 So much good had come from what happened to Dixie, 478 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:50,406 I didn't really feel bad about it anymore. 479 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:54,201 - Hi. - It was almost as if she never existed. 480 00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:07,548 Oh, my God. 481 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:11,677 Patty, I am so happy to see you. 482 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,137 You are? 483 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:15,931 I want you to know there are no hard feelings. 484 00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:19,143 Even though she's paralyzed from the waist down 485 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:21,520 and will likely never walk again. 486 00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:26,942 I have no one to blame but myself. I attacked you. 487 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:29,153 And I am sorry. 488 00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:32,114 But I'm not sorry it happened. 489 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:35,993 Because I lost the use of my legs, 490 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:39,496 I've gained the use of my heart. 491 00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:41,123 And just like that, 492 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:44,626 Dixie went from being despised to being loved. 493 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,712 Did that mean people hated me? 494 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:51,592 Dixie even suggested we have a special anti-bullying assembly tomorrow. 495 00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:54,470 So you girls can both apologize to each other 496 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,597 in front of the whole school. 497 00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:59,433 Principal Martin thinks it's an excellent idea. 498 00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:03,103 Oh, hey, Brick. 499 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:09,985 Hey. You okay? 500 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,530 No. I have to apologize to Dixie? 501 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,240 Why should I? She attacked me. 502 00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:17,993 Because it's the right thing to do. 503 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,746 Screw what's right. 504 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:22,206 There's power in what's wrong. 505 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:23,415 Right, Patty? 506 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,669 - What does that mean? - Never mind. 507 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:28,962 You wouldn't understand. 508 00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:30,589 Patty has an evil spirit inside of her, 509 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,716 and we're using it to manifest whatever we want. 510 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:36,970 Look, I know it sounds crazy... 511 00:26:37,054 --> 00:26:39,223 He's brainwashing you, just like he did to Magnolia. 512 00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:40,641 See? Patty's right. 513 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,184 You don't understand. 514 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:47,147 What? 515 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:51,068 For the last three weeks, I had been avoiding Barnard 516 00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:53,153 and keeping my attention on Coralee. 517 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:57,491 I don't understand how fighting is gonna lead to intimacy. 518 00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,827 Oh, don't worry about it. Mike and I are gonna show you. 519 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:02,162 I'll pick a trigger topic. 520 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,456 Our son. 521 00:27:05,082 --> 00:27:05,916 Well... 522 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:08,544 I'd actually rather not discuss Christian. 523 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,630 When you threaten to send Christian to military school 524 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:14,466 and don't follow through, he knows he can manipulate you. 525 00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:18,929 I hear you, and I feel that sending Christian away 526 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,723 will only isolate him and make his problems worse. 527 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:24,434 Worse? We had to leave Brazil because of him. 528 00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:26,145 - Wait, why'd you have to leave...? - You know what's worse? 529 00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:28,105 A mother trying to send her own son to jail. 530 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:30,065 It is completely inappropriate. 531 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:33,277 Oh, that's completely inappropriate? You know what's inappropriate? 532 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:34,903 - You're inappropriate. - You're inappropriate. 533 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:37,197 No, you know what I'm talking about when I... 534 00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:39,283 Oh. 535 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:47,124 Ahem. 536 00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:48,792 Okay. 537 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:55,424 I'm so thirsty. 538 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:58,343 Is there... 539 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:01,180 water? 540 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:03,640 It's in the kitchen. 541 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:07,144 Thank you so much. Honey. 542 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:12,566 See? Make-up sex. It works. 543 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,568 Okay, but I think you have to fight first. 544 00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:16,987 You want to fight? 'Cause we can fight. 545 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:20,616 Starting with the fact that you slept with the massage therapist to get back at me. 546 00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:24,119 No. That's not why I did it. I did it because I wanted to. 547 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,041 Bob, up until recently, 548 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:33,420 okay, you and I hadn't spent more than a few days apart for the last 20 years. 549 00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,547 Okay? So when I was on my own, 550 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:41,762 I realized that in all that time, I never stopped to consider what I wanted. 551 00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:44,181 What do you mean? 552 00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:47,768 You wanted to get out of the trailer park, be a Southern socialite. 553 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,770 - I helped you do that. - I know, I know. 554 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:52,940 But once you made me over, then I became your creation, 555 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:55,442 and I've been on autopilot ever since. 556 00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:56,777 That doesn't justify sleeping... 557 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,863 No, I know that, but it made me realize that... 558 00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:04,159 Bob, I've gotta stop playing dress-up 559 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:06,203 and be who I am. 560 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,914 You know, but the only trouble is, 561 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:12,042 I've been role-playing for so long, 562 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,919 I don't even know who that is. 563 00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:17,798 Okay. 564 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,384 So I've been thinking... 565 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:24,513 you know, with WMBS. 566 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:27,599 I wanna start working. 567 00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:30,727 - Maybe be a mompreneur. - What the hell? 568 00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:32,104 This is what I do. 569 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:35,524 I can help you be the best "you" you can be. 570 00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:40,070 Thank you, but I... 571 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:44,241 I think I need to do this on my own. 572 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:47,995 You mean, without me? 573 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:50,998 No, Bob, not forever. 574 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,877 I just need some space to figure this out. 575 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:00,007 Can you love me enough to give me that? 576 00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:08,682 It's so fucking inappropriate. 577 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,934 Who are you, and why are you making out in my kitchen? 578 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,230 Excuse us. 579 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:19,568 I'm Pastor Mike Keene, 580 00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:22,112 and this is my wife Gayle. 581 00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:23,488 And we are friends of your parents. 582 00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:26,408 Keene? Are you Christian's parents? 583 00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:29,036 Well, yes. You know our son? 584 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:32,456 Christian's dad's a pastor. Classic. 585 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:33,749 Let me ask you something. 586 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:37,294 What would Jesus say about your son practicing black magic? 587 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:46,470 This assembly is bullshit. 588 00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:49,306 I got bullied for years. Nobody did anything about it. 589 00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:51,475 You should invoke the wrath of Kitty, 590 00:30:52,142 --> 00:30:53,143 make them all pay. 591 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:56,438 Maybe you need to eat her name every time you wanna call on her. 592 00:30:58,815 --> 00:30:59,649 Dad? 593 00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:02,611 Sorry, he said it was an emergency. 594 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,113 I know you two have been practicing the black arts. 595 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:07,741 - Wait, what? - I can't believe you're doing this again. 596 00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:08,867 And with her? 597 00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:11,536 I told you to stay away. 598 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:14,748 As long as you live under my roof, you'll do as you're told. 599 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:16,083 Car, now! 600 00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:22,506 I'm confused. The black arts? 601 00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:24,674 He thinks my teratoma's a demon, 602 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,635 and he wants me to get an exorcism. 603 00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:30,222 - Yeah, get the fuck out of my house. - Don't dismiss this, Angie. 604 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:33,850 Do you know if there's any darkness in your lineage? 605 00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:38,063 I mean it, Patty. 606 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:41,983 The demon seduces you, makes you think you're in charge, 607 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:43,985 but eventually, it takes over. 608 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,029 And people around you will get hurt. 609 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:48,740 Get the exorcism... 610 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:50,659 before it's too late. 611 00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:58,583 Patty... 612 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,711 every 17-year-old goes through this. 613 00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:03,922 You watch The Craft, you get a spirit board, 614 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,841 you take your shot at casting spells. 615 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:06,925 It doesn't mean it's real. 616 00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:10,262 Except, what if it is? 617 00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:12,389 Patty... 618 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,271 the only real demons are the ones from our past. 619 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:15,494 Armstrong, I know you told my dad Patty and I were doing black magic. 620 00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:16,536 So? 621 00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:19,122 Stop trying to keep me and Patty apart. 622 00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:20,749 She chose the better man. 623 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:22,501 - Wrong. - Wanna prove it? 624 00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:26,546 - Hey! - Really? Stop it! 625 00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:30,175 You're going to fight at an anti-bullying assembly? 626 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,886 Take your seats. Now! 627 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:42,771 Welcome to Masonville High's first annual anti-bullying assembly. 628 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:46,525 As you know, there's a Category 4 storm on the way, 629 00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:49,277 so we will be having an early dismissal today. 630 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:51,446 I know, I know. 631 00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:54,324 I wanted to believe Christian. 632 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:56,993 That I was magical, powerful. 633 00:33:57,077 --> 00:34:00,330 But then why did I have to apologize in front of the whole school? 634 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:03,708 I was the victim, not Dixie Sinclair. 635 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:05,835 Hey. 636 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,047 Thanks for coming. My mom had to work. 637 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,674 I've always got your back. 638 00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:13,343 Which is why we should talk about Christian. 639 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,804 I heard a weird thing about him last night. 640 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,139 Patty Bladell, join us, please. 641 00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:22,852 Tell me later. 642 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:27,482 If Kitty was real, I needed her now more than ever. 643 00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:29,985 Patty Bladell. 644 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:41,788 Bullying has become the scourge of our school. 645 00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:46,334 Some of our students have learned the dire consequences of fighting. 646 00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:49,004 One, obviously more than the other. 647 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:53,633 And now I give you the amazing... 648 00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:56,052 Dixie Sinclair. 649 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:03,602 I couldn't believe people were cheering for Dixie. 650 00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:05,770 Even the principal was taking sides. 651 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:12,527 I once read that the weak can never forgive... 652 00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:16,948 because forgiveness is only for the strong. 653 00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:19,784 As the victim... 654 00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:21,536 We love you, Dixie! 655 00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:22,954 It's okay. 656 00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:25,373 As the victim... 657 00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:28,251 - Victim? Dixie wasn't a victim. - of this tragedy... 658 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:30,629 She made fun of me when I was fat. 659 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:32,589 She lied about being molested. 660 00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:34,633 She was always a lying bitch. 661 00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:36,843 Just now she was a bitch on wheels. 662 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:38,553 Oh, my God. 663 00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:41,681 What if she was lying right now? 664 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:44,267 What if that was why she didn't press charges 665 00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:46,394 and wouldn't let anyone come see her? 666 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,229 Could she be making it all up? 667 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,899 The neck brace, the wheelchair, 668 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,192 the change of heart? 669 00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:54,986 It was the only thing that made sense. 670 00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:58,490 - I couldn't believe everyone fell for it. - Look inside yourself... 671 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:02,285 Dixie Sinclair is not the victim here. Okay? I am. 672 00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:03,286 Uh-oh. 673 00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:05,789 When I was bullied for being fat, 674 00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:07,874 did anyone apologize to me? 675 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:09,125 No. 676 00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:12,504 Because nobody cares about bullying. 677 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:16,132 Not unless you're pretty or rich or special. 678 00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:19,886 But if you're fat or ugly or just uncool... 679 00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:22,472 you just let them suffer. 680 00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:25,892 For years, just like I did. 681 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,521 Dixie Sinclair is full of shit. 682 00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:32,941 Just like everyone else in this town. You're all fakes. 683 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,776 And Dixie is the biggest fake of all! 684 00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:39,280 You're gonna pay for that! 685 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:41,825 Oh, Mama! Oh, my baby! 686 00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:44,869 Oh, my God. She was telling the truth. 687 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:48,331 Which meant I had just made things so much worse. 688 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:50,750 Oh, my God, look at her! 689 00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:52,335 Kitty was real all right... 690 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,255 and she completely fucked me over. 691 00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:59,008 I was totally freaked out. 692 00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:01,344 I knew there was only one thing left to do. 693 00:37:01,428 --> 00:37:03,471 How could you? Are you insane? 694 00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:05,348 It wasn't me. It was my demon. 695 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,226 - I'm sorry. - I'm telling you, I'm possessed. 696 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:11,146 Pastor Mike said people around me were going to get hurt, 697 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,731 and now it's happening. 698 00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:14,858 I need an exorcism. 699 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,736 You don't need an exorcism. You need therapy. 700 00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:18,987 Are you okay? 701 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:23,116 That was, like, the worst thing I ever saw anyone do to anyone, ever. 702 00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:25,285 See? I'm calling Pastor Mike. 703 00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:26,828 Hopefully he can get a hold 704 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,163 of Father Schwartz and we can do the exorcism. 705 00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:31,791 I'm sorry, did she say "exorcism" and "Father Schwartz"? 706 00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:34,210 Explain it to him and then meet me in the science lab. 707 00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:35,920 It's the most remote classroom in school. 708 00:37:38,298 --> 00:37:41,801 I didn't believe in demons, but I did believe in Patty. 709 00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:45,180 So if this is what it took to get her over the hump to regionals, 710 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,390 I was willing to play along. 711 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:55,774 We could clear one of the lab tables and have Patty lay on it. 712 00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:59,444 Does she need to lay down? Can a person have an exorcism sitting up? 713 00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:01,237 Maybe this is a bad idea. 714 00:38:02,322 --> 00:38:03,990 Patty, my dad called me. 715 00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:05,742 Said he's coming here to do an exorcism? 716 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:08,620 - That's crazy. - Exactly. Listen to your boyfriend. 717 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:11,748 This demon is our thing. You can't get rid of it. 718 00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:13,708 On second thought, don't. 719 00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:19,923 I thought you were going to embrace yourself fully. 720 00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:22,801 So you could love yourself like I love you. 721 00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:24,344 - I want it out. - No. 722 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,514 - You can't. - Why are you being so controlling? 723 00:38:29,182 --> 00:38:31,017 I'm scared if you get rid of Kitty... 724 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:33,061 you'll get rid of me, too. 725 00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:40,610 - Pastor Mike. - Yeah, I'm on my way, 726 00:38:40,693 --> 00:38:43,321 but the storm may keep Father Schwartz from getting there. 727 00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:45,824 - Well, then who will do my exorcism? - I will. 728 00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:49,619 But you've never done one before. I don't want a rookie exorcist. 729 00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:53,998 Don't worry. Faith can overcome any demon, no matter how strong. 730 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:56,417 Oh, God! 731 00:38:57,418 --> 00:38:58,878 - Dad! - Pastor Mike. 732 00:38:59,546 --> 00:39:00,713 Pastor Mike! 733 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:04,884 You gotta go. Call your mom, make sure your dad's okay. 734 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,720 - I want to stay with Patty. - Why? The accident was my fault. 735 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:10,223 My demon is trying to keep itself from being exorcised. 736 00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:12,642 It's the storm. The roads are slick. 737 00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:15,019 Christian, please, go take care of your family. 738 00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:16,771 It's not like there's anything I can do about it. 739 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,356 Christian, go! 740 00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:21,359 I have to get this thing out of me. 741 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:24,153 Okay? Pastor Mike's not coming and neither is Father Schwartz. 742 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,364 - You have to do it. - Me? No. 743 00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:27,824 What about Nonnie or Choi? 744 00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:28,783 - No way. - Don't look at me. 745 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:32,161 You've seen The Exorcist, right? And we have Google. 746 00:39:32,245 --> 00:39:33,663 Patty, this is insane. 747 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:35,373 I thought you said you had my back. 748 00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:39,961 She was desperate, 749 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:43,715 and the longer I stayed with Patty, the longer I stayed away from Barnard. 750 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:46,134 Besides, I knew how to play a role. 751 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:49,429 Choi. Get to the Drama Department. They never throw anything away. 752 00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:52,307 I did a production of The Thorn Birds in the '80s. 753 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:53,224 It was amazing. 754 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:55,018 Get me my priest costume! 755 00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:02,108 Signs of possession include a foul odor, 756 00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:05,153 vomiting, repeated pleas to stop... 757 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:08,114 - She doesn't have any of those symptoms. - It says we should tie her down. 758 00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:10,033 - Don't tie me down. - Okay, there's one. 759 00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:11,576 I found your costume. 760 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:14,287 And I got some other stuff, too. 761 00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:19,375 Candles, crosses, incense, a plastic sword... 762 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:23,004 holy water. Well, bottled water. 763 00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:25,506 Hey, look. It still fits. 764 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:31,679 Compared to my own problems, an exorcism seemed simple. 765 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:36,684 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, I bless this water. 766 00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:40,855 May it heal and sanctify all it touches. Amen. 767 00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:42,065 - Amen. - Amen. 768 00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:46,819 - Seriously? - Sorry. 769 00:40:47,737 --> 00:40:49,113 Okay, repeat after me. 770 00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:50,740 Lord have mercy. 771 00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:52,033 - Lord have mercy. - Lord have mercy. 772 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,910 Christ have mercy. 773 00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:55,703 - Christ have mercy. - Christ have mercy. 774 00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:56,829 Lord have mercy. 775 00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:58,039 - Lord have mercy. - Lord have mercy. 776 00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:00,667 Okay, this goes on for a while. Let's just cut to the chase. 777 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:03,252 Depart, then, O impious one. 778 00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:05,380 Depart, accursed one. 779 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,757 Depart with all your deceit, 780 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:11,970 for God has willed that man should be his temple. 781 00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:18,893 I smell a foul odor. 782 00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:21,104 I think the demon's here. 783 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:23,690 That's me. Too many Leaner Wieners. 784 00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:26,234 No more soy for Choi. 785 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:28,569 Guys, let's stay focused here. 786 00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:31,948 As humble servants of God, we cast you out. Repeat. 787 00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:34,909 As humble servants of God, we cast you out. 788 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:37,996 As humble servants of God, we cast you out. 789 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,623 As humble servants of... 790 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,252 We're all gonna die! 791 00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:48,589 I don't feel good. I've been eating a lot of paper. 792 00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:50,967 - Patty, what's happening? - I think I'm gonna be sick. 793 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,802 - Can you untape me? - No, no, don't! 794 00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:54,929 It could be the demon trying to resist... 795 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,181 Oh, great, now you got me buying into all this. 796 00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:58,224 Let me up! 797 00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:05,898 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 798 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:08,026 I cast you out, demon! 799 00:42:08,985 --> 00:42:10,695 The power of Christ compels you! 800 00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:12,864 The power of Christ compels you! 801 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:14,949 The power of Christ compels you! 802 00:42:21,622 --> 00:42:23,666 Is the demon gone? 803 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:36,846 Shalom. 804 00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:38,848 What'd I miss? 805 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:41,350 Let me guess. Father Schwartz? 806 00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:42,935 In the flesh. 807 00:42:43,186 --> 00:42:46,022 I... think I cast out the demon. 808 00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:50,359 Oy! Everybody's an exorcist. 809 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:52,445 But you never know. 810 00:42:53,863 --> 00:42:56,324 So let's have a quick look-see, shall we? 811 00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:04,832 Hmm. Open, please. 812 00:43:07,752 --> 00:43:08,878 No, no demon. 813 00:43:10,046 --> 00:43:11,464 So, I did it. 814 00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:13,174 I'm an exorcist? 815 00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:15,468 There probably never was a demon in the first place. 816 00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:19,722 Wait, are you saying there's no such thing as demons? 817 00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:22,767 No, demons are real, but they're very rare. 818 00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:25,394 In my entire career, I have had maybe... 819 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:28,815 three cases of authentic possessions. 820 00:43:29,357 --> 00:43:32,819 How could there not be a demon? The spirit board said... 821 00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:35,947 "The spirit board said." Whatever it said, it was your subconscious talking. 822 00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:38,741 But I dumped a paralyzed girl out of a wheelchair. 823 00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:40,993 Then that, bubela, is on you. 824 00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:44,872 I know it's a bitter pill to swallow, 825 00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:46,749 that there's no one else to blame, 826 00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:49,544 but sometimes the truth hurts. 827 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:53,589 Most of the time, when someone thinks they have a demon... 828 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:56,634 they're just fighting against a part of themselves... 829 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,095 they refuse to accept. 830 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:02,765 You understand? 831 00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:10,773 If Father Schwartz had said demons were real, maybe bisexuals were, too. 832 00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:14,610 Maybe there was a part of myself I had refused to accept. 833 00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:34,005 I love my wife.