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I felt hungrier than ever.
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But it wasn't just my stomach
that felt empty.
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Nonnie had dumped me,
my mom ran off to who knows where,
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and Bob Armstrong hated me
for outing him and Bob Barnard.
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And who could blame him?
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I hated me too.
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I spent the last week hiding out,
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stuffing my face,
and already none of my pants fit.
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I knew food wasn't gonna fix my problems,
but what else could I do?
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And then I got my answer.
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Drew Barrymore was coming to Atlanta?
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It was divine intervention,
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like a sign from God herself.
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Drew wouldn't give up like a loser
and eat her way into oblivion.
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So, what would Drew Barrymore do?
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She'd clean up her mess.
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Make amends for what she'd done.
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Like in Never Been Kissed,
when Drew writes that article
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telling everyone
Michael Vartan's not really a perv.
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But I couldn't start with Bob.
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He hated me the most.
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At least I didn't ruin Nonnie's life.
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I just hoped she would take my call.
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You know that you picking me up from rehab
doesn't mean we're back together, right?
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Obviously.
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But I figure if I've got to go to dinner
with my dad and his new boyfriend,
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who better to do it with
than my ex-girlfriend
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whose dad's dating my dad?
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Were you mad when you found out?
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I was furious.
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But now, I have compassion for him.
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You know? It must've been tough,
keeping that side of himself
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hidden for so long.
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I wish I could be that compassionate.
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My mom hasn't left the house
since they got outed.
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Plus, I just keep on picturing it,
you know, your dad on top of my dad,
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- my dad on top of your dad...
- Okay, maybe I should have taken an Uber.
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Hey. Magnolia and Brick
are already on their way.
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You are gonna put on a shirt
before they get here, right?
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Of course. Just didn't wanna get grease
on my clothes.
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Relax, it'll all be fine.
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How...? How do you know?
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We've just been hiding out here
since Patty outed us.
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Dodging the stares, avoiding reality.
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Ain't it been kind of nice?
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Like a honeymoon?
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I mean, Etta Mae agreed to the divorce,
so we can finally be ourselves.
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Speak for yourself.
I don't even know that this is who I am.
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Come on, you going back
to thinking you're not gay?
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I... I feel like a lesbian, Bob.
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We moved in together after a week.
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I don't know, you... You and I,
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in this house, living like this,
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I didn't choose it.
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- Patty did.
- Look.
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You can move forward
if you just let yourself.
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Maybe smoothing things over
with Brick's a good start.
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Okay? Here we go.
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- Shirt!
- Oh, right.
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So, Brick...
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we made your favorite, pork chops.
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I haven't had pork since my buddy Andy
got a pet pig a year ago.
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Well, I can make you something else.
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It's fine. I'm barely hungry.
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Sorry, Brick, I'm trying. I'm nervous.
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I don't... I don't know
how to act around you guys.
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It's okay, Bob. Just be yourself.
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Yeah, a cheater and a liar.
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All right, Brick. I know it is strange
to see me with a man.
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Trust me, it is a surprise for me too.
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Then you're the only one.
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Dad, you are a man obsessed with shoes
and purses. Big shock, you're gay.
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- I'm bi.
- Whatever.
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Gay, bi, straight, trans. That is fine.
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What's not fine is the two of you
deciding to break up two families
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like it's nothing.
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- Okay, Brick, easy.
- I don't think I was talking to you.
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All right, Brick, please be respectful.
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You know what? I can't do this.
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Bob, you tried. He just needs some time.
You've got to let him go.
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So...
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you still eat pork, right?
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How the hell did you get in here?
I changed the locks.
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The spare's still under the doormat.
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Well, aren't you a regular
Sherlock homosexual?
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- Please leave.
- Have you seen Brick?
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He and I were about to have dinner.
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It did not go well, and I just wanna talk.
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- He's not here.
- Well, his car is outside.
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Well, maybe he went for a run.
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But it sounds like
he doesn't wanna talk to you, Bob.
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And quite frankly,
neither do I, so please go.
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Coralee, we need to be able
to talk about our son.
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Okay, I am filing for a divorce, Bob.
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No.
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- I don't want a divorce.
- What did you think was gonna happen?
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Did you think that we were gonna
stay married even though you're gay?
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I'm not gay, I'm bi.
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You are Brokeback, Bob.
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Two gay men, married to women,
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thinking about each other while sleeping
with your unsuspecting wives.
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That is not true.
We both love sex with women.
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Even though he says he's gay,
which makes no sense to me at all...
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Because it's bullshit!
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Okay? It is bullshit.
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Our entire marriage has been a lie.
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That's not true.
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I love you.
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No, no. No, no, no.
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Don't you say that to me.
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You don't ever get
to say that to me again.
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You are still the sexiest woman
I've ever seen,
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but there is this whole other part of me
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- that I didn't even know…
- Oh, okay, okay. You know what?
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Go be sexually confused
in someone else's kitchen.
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Like maybe your boyfriend's.
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Coralee, I was willing to give you
the space to work through your stuff.
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- Can't you do that for me?
- No, I... I... No.
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Not about this.
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Leave the key on the counter.
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I am done.
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When Nonnie
wouldn't take my calls,
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I got Choi to help me track her down.
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Hey, Patty.
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You haven't been in school,
haven't been answering my calls or texts.
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- I was worried about you.
- Don't be.
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And not answering your calls and texts
is a hint that I don't wanna talk to you.
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Please let me make it up to you.
I... got you a birthday present.
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Have you just been, like,
carrying that around with you?
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How did you know I was gonna be here?
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- Are you stalking me?
- Come on, just take it.
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- Take it.
- I don't wanna take anything from you.
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Please, just leave me alone.
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I should have been worried
that I had a stalker,
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but I was more worried
about fixing things with my best friend.
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Hey.
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Hey, Patty.
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Fancy meeting you here!
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Choi, did you set me up?
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All right, I'm sorry. I think it's weird
you guys aren't friends anymore.
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You're like peanut butter and jelly,
or Charlie Manson and Sharon Tate,
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- or Jerry Lewis and...
- Okay, Choi.
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- We get it.
- ...Dean Martin.
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Um, look, I brought you a peace offering.
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I don't know if you heard, but,
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Drew Barrymore is coming into town
to sign her newest book.
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And I realized that seeing her
wouldn't mean anything without you.
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So, I got us tickets.
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You really don't get it, do you?
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I told you I needed a break,
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which means it's up to me to decide
when that break is over.
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Not you.
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And for the record,
I don't even like Drew anymore.
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I like Charlize Theron now.
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Sorry. Anything I can do?
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Coralee.
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No, but there was something
I could do.
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Coralee. Half a dozen hard,
half a dozen soft,
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two wet tods,
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one wien rings,
two fudgy wieners, and Diet Coke.
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It's not all for me.
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Coralee, can we talk?
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See? I have a friend joining me.
Get over here.
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I really wanna make amends
for what I did.
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I wanna find a way to make it up to you.
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Well, you could start
by eating half this food.
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You'd be saving me from myself.
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So, wait, you don't... like,
totally hate me?
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Well, I did hate you...
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for giving me the necklace
from Stella Rose,
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and for trying to steal Bob.
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Which I completely regret,
now more than ever.
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Well, obviously it doesn't matter
since he prefers wieners over tacos.
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I think you did me a favor, Patty,
by outing Bob.
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Well, I needed to know the truth,
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and now I can move on
with my life, you know?
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I'm just gonna drown my sorrows
in some wieners,
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and then maybe get
an investor for Tampazzle.
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- Tamp... whatzel?
- Tampazzle.
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It's a tampon with a tassel,
so you could pull it right out.
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Oh, my God, I would totally use that.
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I know, right?
And Bob totally didn't get it.
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I swear, losing Bob might be
the best thing that ever happened to me.
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Because now, I can be the me
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I always wanted to be
without Bob getting in the way.
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At least one of us felt better off
without Bob.
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And you can be too, Patty.
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Did I say that out loud?
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You are smart.
You don't need Bob pushing you around,
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and you certainly don't need pageants.
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Except I do.
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I've been smart my whole life,
I've gotten straight A's.
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But nobody's dying to take
the valedictorian to prom.
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I just wanna know
what it feels like to be beautiful.
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You are beautiful.
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I don't feel it.
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I got thin.
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I got thin, I got a boyfriend,
I got new friends...
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and I still feel like a loser.
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Oh, honey.
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I just keep thinking that if...
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If I could get up there,
on that stage with those girls,
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and if I could win that crown...
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then maybe I would feel like...
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I was finally enough.
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I get it. You want the brass ring.
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The validation.
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Yeah.
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But now I'll never get it. I mean,
I've just been sitting and binging.
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Regionals is a week away.
I would have to lose ten pounds.
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Well, fortunately for you, I know someone
who's an expert at losing weight fast.
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Yeah, wrestlers sometimes have to lose
ten pounds in two days
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to make their weight class,
so I know all the tricks.
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This next week's about
sweating and starving.
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Let's get some mileage in
before the Ex-Lax kicks in, yeah?
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Speaking of shitty,
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I wanted to apologize
for how I treated you.
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- It's fine. You don't have to.
- I do.
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You're being so helpful, and...
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- I was kind of an asshole to you.
- Oh, kind of?
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You know, you broke up with me,
you didn't listen to me about Christian,
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you outed my dad.
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Okay. Definitely an asshole.
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Look, you told the truth about my dad,
so you kind of did me a solid,
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and I've done some
messed up things, you know?
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Cheated on Magnolia, slept with Regina.
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Plus, I'm enjoying watching you suffer.
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So, come on. Let's pick up the pace.
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Hey, good morning. How'd you sleep?
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- Not great.
- Yeah, well, me neither.
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Bob didn't come home last night.
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- He was probably out looking for Brick.
- Yeah.
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Well, still, he could have called.
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Why didn't you sleep well?
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First night at home in a new old bed?
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No. I was thinking about Roxy.
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You were? What about her?
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I feel bad that she's spent all this time
with no father.
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I think you need to reach out.
Clear the air.
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We should go talk to her together.
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Well, thank God you're all right.
I thought you were dead in a ditch.
242
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:27,682
- Okay, weird. You sound like Mom.
- Sorry, I was out driving around.
243
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,101
All night?
244
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,145
Coralee wants a divorce.
245
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,357
I'll let you guys... talk.
246
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,984
Yeah. Thank you, darling.
247
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,110
Hey, come on, have a seat.
248
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,571
What's going on? What happened?
249
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,240
It was... It was horrible. She's furious.
250
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,909
She thinks our whole marriage was a sham.
251
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,495
Well... on the bright side,
252
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:52,707
at least we can be together now
without any guilt.
253
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,334
Except, I don't want a divorce.
254
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,251
You...
255
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,173
So, what are you saying?
256
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,549
You wanna get back with her?
257
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:02,884
No, that's not what I'm saying.
258
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,135
Really? Because honestly, Bob,
259
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,346
it sounds like the opposite
of moving forward.
260
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,806
I just thought maybe
there was a way that everything
261
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,850
- could work out somehow.
- You did, how?
262
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,145
You think it's gonna be some kind
of shared custody agreement?
263
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,272
- A week with me, a week with her?
- I don't know.
264
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,149
- No, you're in denial, Bob.
- Of what?
265
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,108
Of reality.
266
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:20,985
You...
267
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,447
You need to start grieving
the loss of your old life.
268
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,536
Maybe I did need to grieve.
269
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,622
I did feel like a part of me had died...
270
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:37,877
murdered by the hands
of my former protégé, Patty Bladell.
271
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,172
Brick and I had been doing
two-a-days all week,
272
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,757
and I was already feeling stronger.
273
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,675
Okay, stop. I gotta stop.
Sorry, I need a break.
274
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,177
Yeah, okay, here. Uh...
275
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,890
- Drink this.
- What's in it anyway?
276
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,643
Uh, lime juice, cayenne pepper,
maple syrup, raw egg,
277
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,811
- All-Bran...
- Sorry I asked.
278
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:00,525
Yeah.
279
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,571
Is that Christian's car?
280
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:16,165
- Are you following me?
- No, I just pulled over to send a text.
281
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,376
You just happened to be
on the street where I'm running.
282
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,003
Or you just happened to be
on the street where I'm parked.
283
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,131
- Maybe it's fate.
- I don't believe in fate.
284
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,258
- What the hell's going on?
- Christian's stalking me.
285
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,679
Whoa, easy, Vanilla Ice.
286
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,395
Get the hell out of here
or I'm calling the cops!
287
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,980
- The cops? You attacked me.
- Yeah.
288
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,149
And it'll be a lot worse
if you come near Patty again.
289
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:45,111
So get in your car, drive away,
and don't come back!
290
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,405
Okay, okay. I'll go.
291
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,877
- You okay?
- Yeah. Yeah, now.
292
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,087
- We should call the cops.
- No. No, no, no.
293
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,047
I mean, he's right,
you attacked him first.
294
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,966
Besides, I think he got the message.
295
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,427
Your mom's out of town,
so if he shows up again, call me.
296
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,555
We got another mile, so, let's go.
297
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:20,813
So, does this mean you're my real dad?
298
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,940
Stella Rose said my real dad died.
299
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,776
Well, she lied, because I asked her to.
300
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:30,781
I was more worried about my image
than telling the truth.
301
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,116
Why change your mind now?
302
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,160
He's gay.
303
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:38,289
- I don't understand what that…
- Look, I recently came out.
304
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:43,127
And now, I'm trying to live a more honest
and open life about everything.
305
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,796
And I realize I did a lot of damage
306
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,633
when I was pretending to be
someone I wasn't.
307
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,928
And now I truly am trying to make amends,
308
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,180
to both of my daughters.
309
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,682
And I'd really love
to get to know my sister.
310
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,352
- So you're doing this for you.
- What? No.
311
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:03,439
No, we're doing this for us.
For our family.
312
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,443
You're not my family.
I don't have a family.
313
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,403
I went from foster home to foster home,
314
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:12,365
just trying to get by
with no idea where I belonged.
315
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,742
You... You abandoned me.
316
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,537
And this is the first time
I've heard from you,
317
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:21,123
so do me a favor,
and let it be the last.
318
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,468
Hey, what are you doing?
319
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,597
The movers picked up my stuff
from Coralee's today.
320
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:39,976
I, uh... I put most of it in storage,
but there are a few boxes I...
321
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,104
I wanted to go through.
322
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,192
Look...
323
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,153
If you wanna go back...
324
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,697
I don't.
325
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:56,033
I need to move forward, like you said.
326
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,661
I just feel guilty.
327
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,581
Brick was right, we broke up two families.
328
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,624
You did the best you could...
329
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,502
to protect your family. We both did.
330
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,506
I saw Roxy today.
331
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:12,758
And how did that go?
332
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,803
Didn't go well.
333
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,809
Oh, look at us.
We're supposed to be happy.
334
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,603
Gay!
335
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,023
Okay.
336
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:28,858
Whoo!
337
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,693
We need to shake off this bad mood.
338
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,113
I have an idea.
339
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,917
I feel so much better.
340
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:52,506
Whoo! Feels so good to finally introduce
hashtag "BarnStrong" to the world.
341
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:55,551
Lick it.
342
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,220
You'll like it.
343
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,808
Oh, um, I'm sorry.
I'm... I'm... I'm with someone.
344
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,523
I don't... I don't think this is my scene.
345
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:13,986
Oh, come on, Bob, loosen up.
Let your rainbow flag fly.
346
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,071
Whoo!
347
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,281
I'm not sure those are my colors.
348
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:24,997
Guys, I'm...
349
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:28,209
This isn't... This is dry clean only!
350
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,463
Yeah, Daddy, take it off!
351
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,256
Take it all off!
352
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,300
That's not what... I mean...
353
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,979
It was one place on one night.
You can't judge it just by that.
354
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,898
I told you, I am not like you.
355
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,484
- Those aren't my people.
- But I'm your people.
356
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:57,154
Look, there's plenty of other things
we can do as a gay couple
357
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,990
that don't involve go-go boys
and strobe lights.
358
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,743
Just... just stay open, hun.
359
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:07,039
Might take some negotiation,
but we can figure it out.
360
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,544
What the fuck?
361
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,380
No, no, no.
362
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:18,259
What if one of those big, beefy bear men
followed us home
363
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,803
to try and force us to devil taint them?
364
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,054
A boy can dream.
365
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,061
Oh, I'm sorry.
I knocked over your garbage.
366
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,647
Roxy, what are you doing here?
367
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,316
I confronted Stella Rose.
I asked her about why she lied.
368
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,401
Come on, come in.
369
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,114
She told me that
you paid her off to keep her quiet.
370
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:43,492
She could've used that money to take care
of me, so why give me up for adoption?
371
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,579
Like, what kind of person
does something like that?
372
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,205
All right. Hey, come here.
373
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,541
I was so hurt, I just started driving.
374
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,673
Do you like peach or lemon zinger tea?
375
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:05,139
I was actually starting to think
I could win regionals without Bob.
376
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:09,018
I was feeling strong,
independent, fearless.
377
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,606
So much for fearless.
378
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,734
Oh, my God!
379
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,740
Thanks again for giving up your room.
380
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,159
- I feel safer already.
- Yeah, I...
381
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,244
I was glad you called. I mean, clearly,
382
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:30,956
Christian did not get the message,
so... take this.
383
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,793
My mom got it after she took
a self-defense class, and…
384
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,713
Yeah, one zap of this
would knock his ass out for 30 minutes.
385
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,174
Thank you.
I will sleep with it under my pillow.
386
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,676
Uh, just don't accidentally zap yourself.
387
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,304
Or me.
I did it once, it wasn't pretty, so...
388
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,181
Uh, there's extra towels in the bathroom,
389
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,725
and me and my mom
will both be downstairs if you need us,
390
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,352
so just call.
391
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:54,313
Brick, wait.
392
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:58,234
Could you, like, maybe
stay the night with me?
393
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,693
Just as a friend.
394
00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:01,946
I'm just...
I'm still feeling kind of spooked.
395
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,989
Yeah. Whatever you need.
396
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:09,662
Thanks.
397
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,132
Actually, there is one more thing I need.
398
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,389
Would you possibly want to...
399
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,767
go to a Drew Barrymore book signing
with me tomorrow night?
400
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,895
I just... I've admired her forever.
401
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,606
It's gonna be like a big deal for me,
402
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,484
and... I would love it
if you could be there.
403
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:41,485
I mean, if you're free.
404
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,321
Sure. It's a date.
405
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,741
I was finally feeling lighter,
406
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:51,245
and it wasn't just because
I got back down to my fighting weight.
407
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,956
I had made things right
with Brick and Coralee.
408
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,835
But there was still one Armstrong
to whom I owed an apology.
409
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,594
Okay. I got towels in the guest bathroom,
410
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,262
fresh sheets on the bed.
411
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,973
Is there anything else you need?
412
00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:14,184
Not unless you can pay off
the regionals board too.
413
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:15,603
Pay 'em off? What do you mean?
414
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:17,396
Look at me, I'm a mess.
415
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:19,815
There's no way I can win
without Stella Rose coaching me.
416
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,568
I don't know how to talk,
I don't know how to dress.
417
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:25,279
Stella Rose had me doing
all that rodeo crap and…
418
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:26,906
We can help you.
419
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,367
- Really?
- Wait, we?
420
00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:34,371
I was thinking
we could coach Roxy together.
421
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,167
No strobe lights, no go-go boys.
422
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:39,960
What do you think?
423
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:51,388
It had felt good to have Brick
protecting me from my psycho ex-boyfriend,
424
00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:54,308
but now, I had to be brave on my own.
425
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:01,982
Hi, Bob.
426
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,986
- Get out... or I'll call security.
- No, wait.
427
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:08,322
Wait, wait, wait.
Can we...? Can we talk?
428
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:10,574
About what?
429
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,994
About you ruining my reputation? Hmm?
430
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:17,414
About you destroying my family?
431
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:22,336
Or about you robbing me
of any choice I had
432
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,380
in a very confusing,
433
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:28,717
very complicated, very personal matter?!
434
00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:32,680
I'm... I'm... I'm sorry.
435
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,768
You know what? It's fine.
436
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,687
You've freed me
437
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:44,274
to work with a real beauty queen,
who's a winner.
438
00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:47,111
Wha...?
439
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:49,321
What do you mean?
440
00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:51,657
I'm coaching Roxy.
441
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:57,454
Now leave.
442
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:04,003
Maybe it was crazy to think
443
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:07,923
that after everything I had done,
Bob would just forgive me.
444
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:12,678
But from the moment I met him,
I just knew we were connected.
445
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:15,514
I couldn't believe it was over.
446
00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:18,142
This wasn't how it was supposed to end.
447
00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:21,520
There you go.
448
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:23,230
Oh, babe!
449
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:27,943
Roxy and I came up
with the most genius idea.
450
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:32,448
What do you think about Roxy
as the face of CACA?
451
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:38,037
Your charity.
The Center for Anal Cancer Awareness.
452
00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:40,164
She needs a new platform.
453
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:45,085
Hello, Bob, what is wrong with you?
This is a fantastic idea.
454
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:47,046
Patty came to see me at the office.
455
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:50,049
- Uh-oh. Well, how'd that go?
- Not well.
456
00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:53,719
I said some horrible things,
things I knew would hurt her.
457
00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:55,721
- Understandable.
- No, I don't know.
458
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,265
Doesn't that make me just as bad as her?
459
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:02,102
If I could just snap
and lash out like that,
460
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:03,896
then maybe I could understand why she…
461
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,273
Hang on. You're not thinking
about forgiving her, are you?
462
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:07,191
No.
463
00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:11,737
I don't know. We just...
464
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:14,156
went through a lot together.
465
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:17,493
So did Hitler and Mussolini,
and look how that turned out.
466
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:19,745
Forget about Patty,
467
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,538
focus on Roxy.
468
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:26,960
Maybe Bob was right.
469
00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:30,547
Maybe I had to mourn the loss
of my relationship with Patty too.
470
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:36,845
I couldn't believe
Bob had replaced me so quickly.
471
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:39,389
And with Roxy? My biggest rival?
472
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:43,685
She was already the perfect pageant girl,
and now she had the perfect coach.
473
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,521
I'd never win regionals now.
474
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:46,605
Patty?
475
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,982
What are you doing here?
476
00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:52,444
I'm staying here
while my mom is out of town.
477
00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:54,196
What the hell are you doing here?
478
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,323
Waiting for Coralee.
479
00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:59,368
I came up with an amazing
business plan for Tampazzle,
480
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,663
but she won't take my calls,
so I used the key under the mat.
481
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,164
That's breaking and entering.
482
00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:06,959
No, it's determination.
483
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:11,421
I want in on this tampon action,
and I won't take no for an answer.
484
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,591
You're insane.
Coralee will never go for it.
485
00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:17,803
- You seduced Brick. You accused Bob…
- Hey, hey, hey.
486
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:19,805
We all know what I did,
487
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:22,391
and I paid dearly for my sins.
488
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,809
But I wanna make it up to Coralee,
489
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,519
and the best way to do that
is to help her.
490
00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,771
I have contacts, I can find investors,
491
00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:30,149
pull some strings, so to speak.
492
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:33,152
- Ew.
- Plus, I have a ton of great ideas.
493
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,320
Yeah, you're a real font of inspiration.
494
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:38,073
Was it your idea to have Dixie
fake being in a wheelchair?
495
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:40,993
Yes! Ergh!
496
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,787
And it would have worked too,
if Dixie had a higher pain threshold.
497
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:48,417
We would have ruined your reputation
and had the greatest comeback story ever.
498
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:52,462
Oh, adopted pageant girl
miraculously learns to walk again.
499
00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,673
Do you even know where she is?
Do you care?
500
00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:55,966
Of course I care!
501
00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:59,636
But she drove away with my house,
and now she won't return my calls,
502
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,014
so I'm looking out for number one.
503
00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:03,265
Me.
504
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:06,268
You mean by lying,
or hurting anyone who gets in your way?
505
00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:09,855
Don't you get on your high horse with me,
Patty Bladell.
506
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:11,982
You blew up Bob's life.
507
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,903
Oh, you done some terrible things
to get what you want.
508
00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:22,326
Seems to me like every time
you try to do the right thing,
509
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:25,162
it bites you in the ass.
510
00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:27,706
Face it, Patty.
511
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:30,792
Integrity is for pussies.
512
00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:35,923
That's why I gave it up a long time ago.
Winners win. Period.
513
00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:37,799
Oh.
514
00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:39,134
Oh, my God, write that down.
515
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,928
Oh, that is a great slogan!
516
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:44,348
Regina... get out of the house,
or I'll call the cops.
517
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,643
Fine. But leave this for Coralee.
It's my business plan.
518
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:49,394
Whatever, sure.
519
00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:53,315
Oh, oh, tell her I tried out her prototype
and it works great. You wanna see?
520
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,150
- Regina, no. Out.
- A little peak?
521
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:56,818
- Now.
- I showed you!
522
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,278
Can't unsee that.
523
00:28:58,654 --> 00:28:59,696
Bye, Felicia.
524
00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:04,409
Regina was crazy,
but could she also be right?
525
00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:06,995
Maybe integrity was for pussies.
526
00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:09,831
I had done the right thing,
like Drew would do,
527
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:11,583
and it had bit me in the ass.
528
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,045
Nonnie rejected me, Bob pushed me away.
529
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:18,423
All I had left was regionals,
and I needed to win.
530
00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:21,843
So, what would Regina Sinclair do?
531
00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:32,562
She'd take Roxy out.
532
00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:37,109
I couldn't kill her, of course,
that would be crazy.
533
00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:42,155
But if Roxy was the only thing
standing in my way of winning regionals,
534
00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:44,366
I had to make sure she didn't show up.
535
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:48,787
Maybe I was light-headed
from not eating in days,
536
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:51,248
or delirious from the sweating
and laxatives,
537
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:54,126
but my plan felt divinely inspired.
538
00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:58,922
I would just borrow the Ween-Mobile,
follow Roxy until she was alone,
539
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:02,134
lure her into the truck,
drive her into the outskirts of town,
540
00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:04,136
and leave her there
until regionals were over.
541
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,639
And then I'd just let her go.
542
00:30:08,265 --> 00:30:09,558
No harm, no foul.
543
00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:13,562
I just had to figure out a way
to disguise myself
544
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:15,981
so Roxy couldn't finger me
once I set her free.
545
00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:30,871
This is impressive work, Coralee.
546
00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:33,707
I had no idea
you had such a mind for business.
547
00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:36,960
Well, my daddy ran his own business,
as you know,
548
00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:39,504
so I guess I just
picked up a thing or two.
549
00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:43,467
And this Tampazzle idea...
you came up with it yourself?
550
00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:45,052
Oh, absolutely.
551
00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:47,637
I realized there was a hole
in the marketplace,
552
00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:49,389
and I had the perfect way to plug it.
553
00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:57,230
They come in different sizes
depending on how big…
554
00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:59,941
Oh, there's really no need
to go through all that.
555
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:00,859
Oh, okay.
556
00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:04,029
Besides, I'm more interested
in helping you make a name for yourself,
557
00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:05,489
without Bob.
558
00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:08,700
You're not the only one he humiliated.
559
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:13,622
I've spent a lot of time dealing
with comments from clients about...
560
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,124
my son, the pansy.
561
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:17,876
But this...
562
00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:20,879
this is a whole 'nother level.
563
00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:25,008
Not to mention the fact that
I signed the company over to Bob Barnard,
564
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,387
only to find out that
he's a fudge-packing flame-thrower too.
565
00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:29,805
Okay, you know what?
566
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,182
There's no reason for homophobic language.
567
00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:34,226
You're defending him,
after what he did to you?
568
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:35,727
Well, no. I just...
569
00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:38,605
I'm not comfortable
with those kinds of slurs.
570
00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,399
You'd better cut
that liberal snowflake talk
571
00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:42,818
before I set you up
on meetings with investors.
572
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:44,528
You know my client list.
573
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:46,571
Big Tobacco, Big Oil,
574
00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:49,366
- the NRA, the KKK.
- The KKK?
575
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,910
That's who you want
to invest in Tampazzle?
576
00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:53,703
They love tampons.
577
00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:56,039
They're white.
578
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:59,543
Besides, they've been looking for a way
to tap into the female market
579
00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:01,086
to rehabilitate their image.
580
00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,004
Uh, yeah, but it feels like
581
00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:06,591
then I would be
supporting their cause by proxy.
582
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,468
It feels like blood money.
583
00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:10,220
Apropos, don't you think?
584
00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:14,891
Uh, it's still one step too far.
585
00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:17,227
Well, suit yourself.
586
00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:20,397
But I do hope you've got
a good divorce attorney,
587
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,858
because the only other way
you're gonna get that seed money
588
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:26,611
is to take that brownie-banging
son of mine for everything he's worth.
589
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:31,950
Here we go.
590
00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:38,957
My dad is coming out of retirement
591
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,042
to represent Coralee in the divorce.
592
00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:42,502
Oh.
593
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:44,629
I'm sorry.
594
00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:47,257
I was married to her for 20 years.
595
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:50,594
I'm the father of her children,
and this is how she's treating me.
596
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,971
- Well, she's hurting.
- Yeah, so am I.
597
00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,390
It's like a part of me died.
598
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:56,475
'Cause it did.
599
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,102
You've been grieving.
600
00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:00,770
Look, hey.
601
00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:03,398
You've been through denial...
602
00:33:04,441 --> 00:33:06,985
you're going through anger,
you're depressed.
603
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:09,488
This is good.
604
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:12,449
How do you figure?
605
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,910
Because, honey, what's next is hope.
606
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:18,997
Forgive me if I'm not convinced.
607
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,166
I'm going to the office to do some work,
608
00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:23,084
clear my head.
609
00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:41,061
Oh, God.
610
00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:43,021
Whoo!
611
00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:47,734
Oh! Bed, bed, bed, bed,
bed, bed, bed, bed!
612
00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:09,923
Ooh!
613
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:11,675
Something for Patty.
614
00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:13,343
Okay.
615
00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:16,096
"Dear Patty.
616
00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:17,430
I love you.
617
00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:20,058
I see the real you,
618
00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:22,352
and I'm never letting you go.
619
00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:24,729
Love, Christian."
620
00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:29,192
Okay, well, wordsmith you ain't,
young Christian.
621
00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:30,944
Let's see.
622
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:32,487
Okay.
623
00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:37,033
WWDBD?
624
00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:40,412
Well...
625
00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:49,588
Coralee, what...? What are you doing here?
626
00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:52,507
I got a text message
that there was an emergency.
627
00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:55,093
- I didn't send it.
- I did.
628
00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:59,347
You left your phone
while I was doing the dishes.
629
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:06,313
Well, aren't you two
just a picture of domestic bliss.
630
00:35:06,396 --> 00:35:09,274
- We need a mediation.
- Then you should have called my attorney.
631
00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:12,235
I don't mean a legal mediation,
I mean a personal one.
632
00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:16,948
There has to be a way to figure this out,
find a way to be happy.
633
00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,992
Well, that is easy for you to say.
634
00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:20,952
You guys end up with everything,
635
00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:23,622
and I... I get nothing.
636
00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:25,999
I literally get nothing.
637
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:31,379
Okay, Bob, your name is on the house,
it is on the car,
638
00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:32,839
it is on the bank accounts.
639
00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:37,594
I can't even pick up my theater tickets
without you being there at will call.
640
00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:39,888
So, you can have it all.
641
00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:43,642
- What?
- Just take it.
642
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:45,977
The house, the money,
643
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:47,604
whatever you want.
644
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,275
I want you, Bob.
645
00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:53,818
That's what I want.
646
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:58,782
None of this means anything
if you are not by my side.
647
00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:02,952
Coralee.
648
00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:06,164
I miss my husband.
649
00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,839
I miss my wife so much.
650
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,428
I'm sorry, I should...
651
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:22,347
I shouldn't be here.
652
00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:24,891
Bob. Bob, wait.
653
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,398
I love you too.
654
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:34,859
What?
655
00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:37,946
- Both of you.
- Bullshit!
656
00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:41,241
Look, can't you just
consider the possibility
657
00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:44,703
that I can feel this
for more than one person?
658
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,832
It's okay. It's okay.
I'm gonna make it easy on you.
659
00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:51,543
I started this...
660
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:54,963
and I'm gonna end it.
661
00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:14,691
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to…
662
00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:17,277
No.
663
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:19,738
It's okay.
664
00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:23,324
It's okay? What's okay?
665
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,118
This.
666
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,496
I thought I'd be jealous.
667
00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:31,332
You mean you're not?
668
00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:34,127
No, I am.
669
00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:36,463
Just not...
670
00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:38,882
not the way you think.
671
00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,823
I've wanted to do that for years.
672
00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:06,075
Me too.
673
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:09,454
Well, then...
674
00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:13,917
maybe more is possible...
675
00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:16,586
than I thought.
676
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:34,479
This was either the best idea
677
00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,523
or the worst idea of my life.
678
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:41,152
This was either the best idea
or the worst idea of my life.
679
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:43,530
I had followed Roxy all night.
680
00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:46,741
From the Barnards,
to the tailor, to the gym.
681
00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:51,579
And I figured this close to regionals,
she'd be sweating it out till close.
682
00:38:58,920 --> 00:38:59,921
Brick.
683
00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:01,089
What's up?
684
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:04,717
Patty, where are you?
The line for Drew Barrymore is huge,
685
00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:06,886
and they're saying I can't save seats.
686
00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:09,848
Shit, I completely forgot.
687
00:39:10,557 --> 00:39:13,101
- She's saying she forgot.
- Who are you talking to?
688
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,853
- Nonnie, she's here too.
- Give me the phone.
689
00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:18,523
What do you mean you forgot?
It's Drew Barrymore.
690
00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:20,233
I thought you were over her.
691
00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:21,985
I lied.
692
00:39:22,819 --> 00:39:26,239
I couldn't stop thinking about it
after we talked, or you.
693
00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:31,911
I'm sorry for what I said.
Can our break be over now?
694
00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:33,621
Totally. Save me a seat.
695
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:42,338
I wanted to meet Drew,
but I wanted to win regionals more.
696
00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:49,846
Hola.
697
00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:57,353
Ah.
698
00:39:58,104 --> 00:39:59,105
Wh?
699
00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:02,317
What the f...?