1 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:11,428 - [crickets chirping] - Boo. 2 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:14,031 - [suspenseful music plays] - No, you don't. Get back here. 3 00:00:14,055 --> 00:00:15,140 [grunting] 4 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:17,517 - [gasps] - We have some unfinished business. 5 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,185 - [choking] - You left me like roadkill. 6 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:20,603 You tried to kill me first. 7 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,897 - Don't you dare put that on me. - [struggling] 8 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,566 - [Patty grunts, coughs] - [groans] 9 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:26,359 - [crashing] - [Patty breathing heavily] 10 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,237 - [Patty grunting] - [thudding] 11 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,116 - [Patty exhales] - [ominous instrumentals] 12 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:35,701 [Patty sighs] 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,960 - [suspenseful instrumentals] - [Patty cries out] 14 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,376 - [crunching] - [yelling] 15 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,919 - [whack] - [slap] 16 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,337 - [yelling, grunting] - [thud] 17 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:47,921 [glass shatters] 18 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,049 [panting, grunting] 19 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:50,300 [Patty chokes] 20 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:51,467 [yelling, grunting] 21 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:52,886 - [thud] - [gasps] 22 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:54,129 [grunting continues, yelling] 23 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:55,930 - [crash] - [exhaling] 24 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:58,183 [choking] 25 00:00:58,433 --> 00:00:59,433 - [whack] - [beep] 26 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,227 - [thudding] - [yelling] 27 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:04,271 [heavy breathing] 28 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:07,283 - [Stella Rose struggling for air] - [grunts] 29 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,403 [groans] Die already, you crazy bitch! 30 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:13,948 [strained] I'm... not... crazy! 31 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:16,910 - [Patty panting, grunting] - [choking] 32 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,580 [shallow breathing] 33 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:24,042 [Patty panting lightly] 34 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:32,758 [Patty exhales] 35 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:34,844 [phone ringing] 36 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,721 - [notification whoosh] - [continued ringing] 37 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:37,805 [Patty pants] 38 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:41,600 [beep] 39 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:42,851 [breathless] Hey. 40 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,105 How's it going? What's going on? 41 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,816 I found Christian's phone in your purse. 42 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,776 - What? Uh... - [curious instrumentals] 43 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:51,068 What do you mean? 44 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:52,445 Did you know you had it? 45 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,114 No! No, he must have put it in there. 46 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,990 He's still stalking me. 47 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,659 Well, we should go to the police. 48 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:58,952 No. 49 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:00,829 No, I mean, just no police. 50 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:04,499 Not until after the pageant. I can't handle any more stress right now. 51 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,166 What are you doing? 52 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:09,212 [strained] Working out. Just promise me, please. No cops, okay? 53 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,381 Okay, fine, I promise. But... 54 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,716 [breathless] Okay. Good. I gotta go. Bye. 55 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,884 - [beep] - [exhales] 56 00:02:15,426 --> 00:02:16,426 Oh, my God. 57 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,931 [dance music playing] 58 00:02:20,014 --> 00:02:21,057 - [swishing] - ♪ Yeah ♪ 59 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:24,936 ♪ Yeah, baby let me be your waitress ♪ 60 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:27,179 ♪ I'm about to serve it up (I'm about to serve it up) ♪ 61 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,232 ♪ Baby hit 'em with the blank checks ♪ 62 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,860 ♪ I be gettin' what I want (I be getting what I want) ♪ 63 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,653 ♪ Like you more if you say less ♪ 64 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:36,114 ♪ You can't tell me nothing (You can't tell me nothing) ♪ 65 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:37,517 ♪ Ooh, I wanna see you shake it ♪ 66 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,660 - ♪ Got it right there ♪ - Fuck you! Fuck you! 67 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:42,120 - ♪ Serve it up ♪ - Bitch! 68 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:43,490 ♪ I'm about to serve it up ♪ 69 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:48,042 ♪ You serve it up I'm about to serve it up ♪ 70 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,711 Ooh! 71 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:52,422 ♪ You serve it up I'm about to serve it up ♪ 72 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:54,984 - ♪ You serve it up... ♪ - I should've gotten rid of that body 73 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,927 right away, but I couldn't. Not without a snack. 74 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,557 [Bob Armstrong] For the first time in my life, 75 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,684 - I was on top of the world. - [heavy breathing] 76 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:06,477 I was a hometown hero, 77 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:08,813 I won mayor by a landslide, 78 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,357 - and I had a budding new romance. - [moaning] 79 00:03:12,483 --> 00:03:13,484 Shit. 80 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:14,903 I've got to get back to Patty. 81 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,281 We've got to get ready for Miss American Lady. 82 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:21,284 [Bob] It should have been enough. I should have left well enough alone. 83 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:22,367 I'll come with you. 84 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:23,703 [Angie sighs] 85 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:25,205 To the pageant? 86 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:26,288 Sure, why not? 87 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:28,416 I don't take office for another month. 88 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,794 Maybe I should coach Patty one last time. 89 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:36,466 - [ominous instrumentals] - [crunching] 90 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:40,970 I thought a snack would help me think, but it turned into the binge of my life. 91 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,598 I'd been locked in my room eating for a day and a half straight. 92 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:45,433 I completely tuned out the world. 93 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,686 - [knocking] - [Angie] Patty, you decent? 94 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:50,813 Yes. No, I'm not. 95 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,857 [stammers] Just give me one second. 96 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,877 - Don't come in! - Patty? Are you looking at porn? 97 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,501 - Yes, I am looking at porn! - [swishing] 98 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:59,364 Okay, well, don't pay for it. There's a lot of free sites. 99 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:01,449 - [Patty] I'll be right there. I... - [rattling] 100 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:03,701 - What's going on? We're coming in. - [door squeaks] 101 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:09,624 Hey, you guys are together, 102 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,125 like, together together. 103 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,795 Yeah. [sighs] We wanted to talk to you about that. [chuckles] 104 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:17,006 I am... I'm fine with it. As long as you guys are happy. 105 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,468 [mellow instrumentals] 106 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:22,428 No, no. No, don't. 107 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,305 - Don't. No, don't, ple... - [Bob sighs] 108 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,558 Patty, what is going on? 109 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:33,564 [stammers] I'm just... I'm scared about Miss American Lady. 110 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:35,566 I've never competed without you before. 111 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,862 Well, you don't have to. 112 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:43,533 If you're still up for it, I want to coach you again. 113 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:45,201 You do? 114 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:46,786 It'd sure make me feel better. 115 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:50,373 An extra set of eyes on you with the pageant killer still out there. 116 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,917 But, Bob, I thought you said you were bad for me. 117 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,503 I'm gonna let you two talk. 118 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:00,425 Patty. 119 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:02,051 - [groaning] - Look, 120 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:06,321 - now that I've found my own success... - [curious instrumentals] 121 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:07,890 ...I'm a new me. 122 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:11,519 Which means we can be a new version of us. 123 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,021 It will be different this time. 124 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,939 Besides, we've come this far. 125 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:19,277 I think we owe it to ourselves to give it one more shot, 126 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,237 but I need you to promise me something. 127 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,613 Yeah. No, yeah. Anything. 128 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,699 Okay, I'm Mayor now, 129 00:05:24,782 --> 00:05:28,036 so no more shenanigans, no more drama, 130 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:31,748 and you have to be honest. 131 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,502 Yes. Absolutely. 132 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:38,713 I promise. 133 00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:40,840 [Bob] Mm... [chuckles] 134 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:43,009 [Bob inhales deeply, groans] 135 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:44,469 Something smells ripe. 136 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,054 Oh, yeah. [sniffs] 137 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:47,638 I'm gonna take a shower and get ready. 138 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:48,848 Call you in a few hours? 139 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:50,892 No. I'm gonna wait downstairs. 140 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,101 There's no time to spare. 141 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,645 We leave for Miss American Lady tomorrow morning, 142 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,731 and we've got shopping to do. 143 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:58,274 - [Patty] Ooh... - Ooh... 144 00:05:59,025 --> 00:05:59,859 [mouthing] Fuck! 145 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:02,612 - [twinkling] - Shh... 146 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:06,991 [thud] 147 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:10,453 With Bob downstairs, getting rid of Stella Rose's body would have to wait. 148 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:11,371 [dinging] 149 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,254 I just needed to do something about the smell. 150 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,331 [dinging] 151 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,544 [dinging] 152 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,589 - [knocking] - [Bob] Patty, let's go. Now. 153 00:06:21,672 --> 00:06:23,257 [Patty] Hang on. I gotta change. 154 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,051 At least one of us smelled better. 155 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:27,594 [knocking] 156 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,918 - [Coralee] Bob, honey? The door was open. - [door closes] 157 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:31,599 - Are you here? - [playful instrumentals] 158 00:06:31,974 --> 00:06:32,974 Hey. 159 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:35,144 Hey. 160 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,896 Oh, sweetheart. 161 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:40,858 I know this is a hard time for you right now. [exhales] 162 00:06:41,859 --> 00:06:44,862 But I have some news [inhales] that I have to share with you. 163 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:45,946 Okay. 164 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:49,492 After the drama of the debate, I got some national attention. 165 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:54,622 And, well, an investor called me and he wants to fund Tampoozle 166 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:56,499 and make it like a TOMS Shoes. 167 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:59,377 So each box of Tampoozles that they sell, 168 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:03,506 they'll donate one to a woman in need of feminine hygiene products 169 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:05,842 with no pink tax, which is... [sharp inhale] great. 170 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:07,552 I'm gonna meet with him this afternoon, 171 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:11,848 and, well, if that meeting goes well, I'll be moving to Atlanta. 172 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:13,349 [mellow music playing] 173 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:14,641 Move? 174 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:17,728 [stammers] I thought you decided to have the baby. 175 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:18,938 So? 176 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:22,525 So do you really want to start a new business on top of all that? 177 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:25,528 I mean, isn't that too much to handle on your own? 178 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,196 Wow! [sighs] 179 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,648 Way to be supportive. [scoffs] 180 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,076 Well, I want to be supportive. I... 181 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:33,786 Especially if I'm the father. 182 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:34,912 Let's say you are. 183 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:38,124 You want to move to Atlanta with me and help me raise the kid? 184 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:41,502 No, that'd feel too much like me and Etta Mae all over again, 185 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,045 but I need a fresh start, 186 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,882 [stammers] and if I'm gonna have any chance of having that, 187 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:48,801 I can't be wondering if there's another kid out there that's mine 188 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,471 and I'm not taking responsibility for him or her. 189 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:54,515 I did that once. I don't want to make the same mistake twice. 190 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,311 [stammers] I need to know who the father is. 191 00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:02,355 Okay. 192 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:05,818 All I need from you is a sample. [exhales] 193 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,320 What, right now? 194 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:09,363 No, no, no! [chuckles] 195 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,324 A cheek swab. 196 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:13,493 [stammers] I knew that. 197 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:14,952 [perky instrumentals] 198 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:17,037 [Dixie] Is this really the mall where I got taken? 199 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:18,079 [Hannah] Yeah. 200 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:19,372 It's so nice... 201 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:21,918 finally being back here with you. 202 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:24,629 [sighs] I should have never left you alone. 203 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:27,423 [shaky breathing] 204 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:31,093 Be right back. 205 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:34,680 [plastic crinkling] 206 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:40,144 "A happy life is just in front of you." 207 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,354 [Regina] Dixie, baby? 208 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,815 - [whimsical instrumentals] - Momma! 209 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,609 Oh, I was hoping you'd say that. 210 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:47,984 [hushed] Okay, come on. 211 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:51,322 - We're gonna have some fun. I got a plan. - ["Afterglow" by Chelsea Jade playing] 212 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:53,282 - ♪ I see through it all ♪ - [sighs] Okay. 213 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:57,495 ♪ The optical illusions 'cause they can never prove it... ♪ 214 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:02,333 What makes Miss American Lady different from all the other pageants 215 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:04,585 is that this one will be televised. 216 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:08,673 You will be in HD, and the camera doesn't lie. 217 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:11,884 ♪ We know what it's like to strain our eyes... ♪ 218 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:15,221 [Bob] The audience will be able to see every pore. 219 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:19,767 - We have to hide every flaw... - ♪ To keep our open eyes ♪ 220 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,062 - ...every blemish. - ♪ Push into the light ♪ 221 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:26,482 - ♪ 'Cause it's always better later ♪ - We'll contour your cheeks, 222 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,692 strengthen your jaw. 223 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,111 What's wrong with my jaw? 224 00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:32,488 Nothing, when I'm done with you. 225 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:40,580 Now that we have your make-up done, it is time for a camera test. 226 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,558 - [camera chimes] - Find your light and make sure 227 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,582 to keep your chin up. 228 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,417 [door opens] 229 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,420 - Patty, you have company. - [door closes] 230 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:48,503 [Patty] Pastor Mike! 231 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,965 We need to talk about Christian's phone. 232 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,133 [mellow instrumentals] 233 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,178 - You told him? - [Pastor Mike] Why wouldn't she? 234 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:55,678 Unless you have something to hide. 235 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,322 [Nonnie] You said not to go to the cops, 236 00:09:57,346 --> 00:10:00,516 so I used the Find My Phone app, and the phone never even left Georgia. 237 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,769 He told Magnolia he was going to California, so I went to Pastor Mike 238 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:07,231 - to see if he had any information. - I was just as confused as Nonnie. 239 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,941 How did you get his phone? 240 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,611 I don't know. 241 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,573 He must have put it in my purse to track me. 242 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,910 He's a stalker. He's done stuff like that before. 243 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,410 Or you're lying. 244 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:23,080 - [Pastor Mike inhales] - You get your hand off my daughter. Now. 245 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:25,875 You did something to him. I can feel it. 246 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:29,128 Yeah, and last time I saw you, you said she was possessed. 247 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:31,255 - [Pastor Mikes inhales] - [plucky instrumentals] 248 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,049 You're having impure thoughts... 249 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:34,800 about him! 250 00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:37,887 - And what is a Mississippi Milkshake? - Eww. 251 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,890 You know what? Just get the hell out of my house. 252 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,350 You're not getting away with this. I am calling the police. 253 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,233 - [Angie] Get out. - [Bob] Can I speak to you? 254 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,646 - For a moment? Alone? - [door slams] 255 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:53,611 - [beep] - What's a Mississippi Milkshake? 256 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:55,613 [gasps, cries out] 257 00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:00,785 You knew Nonnie found the phone, and you didn't tell me? 258 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:03,663 - You said no more drama. - I also said no more secrets. 259 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,956 He is going to the police. 260 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,627 Okay, so let's think. The body is gone. You took care of the car, right? 261 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:13,506 Yes. I took the car to the junkyard and paid Junkyard Bob to crush it. 262 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,718 And you watched it go through the crusher, right? 263 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,218 What? 264 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:21,013 Seriously? 265 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,515 - [whooshing effect] - Oh, my God! 266 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:25,184 Christian's car. It's just been sitting here the whole time? 267 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,395 He said he was gonna take care of it. 268 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,451 [Patty] Did you at least get rid of the... 269 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:35,778 Bob, this is a murder weapon. I could have been arrested. 270 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,155 Need I remind you which one of us killed somebody? 271 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,883 - [crowbar clanks] - [mellow instrumentals] 272 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,587 Okay. We don't have to play the blame game. 273 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,161 We need to crush this car right now. 274 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,746 How? Junkyard Bob isn't here. 275 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,223 - [whooshing effect] - [machine whirring] 276 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,293 Really? You had to put on the overalls? 277 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:53,921 What? It was a $4,000 suit. 278 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,133 - [glass shattering] - Bye-bye, evidence. Bye-bye, drama. 279 00:11:57,758 --> 00:12:00,136 - [sparks buzzing] - Hey, did you empty the gas tank? 280 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,012 What? 281 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:07,059 [Bob] I should've taken that car as a sign that even with the new me, 282 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:10,104 Patty's and my relationship was nothing but combustible. 283 00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,524 [Patty] I should have taken that car as a sign 284 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,444 to get rid of this evidence right away. 285 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,654 [tense instrumentals] 286 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:23,409 But now I was more concerned about my own body than Stella Rose's. 287 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:29,582 I had just had the binge of my life, and Miss American Lady was just days away. 288 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,918 And everyone knows the camera adds ten pounds. 289 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,842 [whooshing effect] 290 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,264 Clearly, my priorities were out of whack. 291 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,057 [machine whirring] 292 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,477 [beeping] 293 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,192 - [beep] - [panting] 294 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,528 [droning instrumentals] 295 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,325 [thud] 296 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:08,745 [thud] 297 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,542 [heavy breathing] 298 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,761 [birds chirping] 299 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,347 Shit, shit, shit! 300 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,766 I needed to get rid of this body 301 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:31,018 before Bob picked me up for Miss American Lady. 302 00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,394 [groans] 303 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,604 [suitcase rattles] 304 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,147 [exhales] 305 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,026 [suitcase rattling] 306 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:40,819 [Bob] Patty! 307 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,656 [stammers] Bob. Wh... You're early. 308 00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:44,907 Oh, you look terrible. 309 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,790 Are those the same clothes you wore yesterday? 310 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,826 I'm not ready. 311 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,161 What's all this? 312 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,621 I rented a van 313 00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:54,124 so we can transport the entire entourage to Chicago in one car! 314 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:55,667 Entourage? 315 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,002 Woot, woot! [chuckles] 316 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,338 [sing-songy] Miss American Lady, here we come! 317 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,840 And I decorated the van. 318 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,801 [stammers] Wow. You guys really went all out. 319 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,928 Plus, I got you security. 320 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,681 - Oh, my God! Officer Greg. - [curious instrumentals] 321 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,117 - What are you doing here? - Nonnie asked me to come along. 322 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,301 If Christian's still stalking you, you need protection. 323 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,981 No! I mean, that's sweet, but no. 324 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:20,651 I would hate to take you off your beat. The people of Masonville need you. 325 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:24,071 No way! Everyone's saying another girl could die, 326 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:27,283 and I'm kind of hoping if I'm the one to catch the pageant killer, 327 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:31,036 - I'll finally make detective. You know? - [Angie] Ready to hit the road? 328 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,329 Let me get that for ya. 329 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,039 No, no, no, no, no! 330 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,208 Go upstairs and change. 331 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,794 [Patty] So much for leaving my baggage behind. 332 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,648 - ["Holiday Road" by Ahmari Lia playing] - ♪ Holiday road ♪ 333 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,925 [Angie] Look, kids. The Hancock Building. The Sears Tower! 334 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,387 ♪ Holiday road ♪ 335 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,181 - We need a name for us. - [chuckles] 336 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,851 - Bangie. Mm. [laughs] - [laughs] 337 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,061 Bobange. Mm... 338 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,314 Oh... 339 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,356 Angob. 340 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:06,572 [laughing] 341 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,782 Sounds serious. [chuckles] 342 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,075 Yeah, it could be. 343 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,454 [mellow instrumentals] 344 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:17,249 I mean, I care about you. I don't want this to just be about sex. 345 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,139 - [sheets rustling] - [Angie clicks tongue] 346 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,941 [stammers] I don't either. [chuckles] 347 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,342 But I... I'm fine taking it slow. [stammers] I... 348 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:31,722 You just got out of a 20-year marriage and broke up with your first boyfriend. 349 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:37,603 If you still want to date guys, I get it. 350 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:40,564 Angie, just 'cause I'm bi doesn't mean I can't commit. 351 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,359 Well, you couldn't with Bob or Coralee, so... 352 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:44,944 Yeah, but that's totally different. 353 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,822 With them I always felt like something was missing, but... 354 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,450 I don't feel like that with you. 355 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,661 Now. 356 00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,163 What if that changes? 357 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,125 Do you still want to see other people? 358 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:02,418 It's okay. 359 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,713 You can say anything to me. 360 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,716 Don't get me wrong. 361 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:11,595 This is the happiest I've been since... 362 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,556 well, since the Dukes of Hazzard came out on DVD, 363 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:20,020 and if there was anyone I would want to commit to, it'd be you. 364 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,313 You're... 365 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,816 smart and weird... 366 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:27,403 - [laughs] - [chuckles] And you're sexy as hell, 367 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:29,863 but I know myself, 368 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,826 and I just... I don't want to pretend to be something I'm not. 369 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:34,909 Especially not with you. 370 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,954 Like I said, let's be open. 371 00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:40,749 Exactly. Let's be open, and honest, and... 372 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,209 No, but... [laughs] 373 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,295 Let's be in an open relationship. 374 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:46,754 You... 375 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,092 You'd do that for me? 376 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,386 Yeah, if that's what you feel like you really need. 377 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,682 I've never had anyone willing to try that for me before. 378 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,934 Well, there's a first time for everything. 379 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,353 - [rustling] - [Angie laughs] 380 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:03,772 [Angie] Mm... 381 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:06,941 Wow. 382 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,193 [bed creaks] 383 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,487 The fact that you're willing... [inhales] 384 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,115 to do that for me makes me... [exhales] 385 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,867 not want to do it at all. 386 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,039 [heavy breathing] 387 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:23,584 [Patty] Tomorrow was the biggest day of my life, 388 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,837 but I wasn't going to sleep. Not with Stella Rose in the room. 389 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,506 Maybe I could sneak away while Nonnie was sleeping. 390 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,426 If I could just get rid of Officer Greg. 391 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:39,141 Hey, did you want to go away for a minute? Take a break, maybe have a snack? 392 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,268 No need. I have supplies. 393 00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:42,770 Plus, I'm wearing a man diaper, 394 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,230 so I can go straight through to the morning. 395 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,314 That's great. 396 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:47,648 Okay. 397 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,110 - [door closes] - Did you really have to bring him along? 398 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,279 Well, I feel safer knowing he's around, 399 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,531 and I've been doing some more digging about Christian. 400 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:55,991 It keeps getting weirder. 401 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:57,784 Really? 402 00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,495 I downloaded all of his texts, 403 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,080 - and look... - [clicks] 404 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:04,041 The way he texted totally changed after he disappeared. 405 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:07,544 He started using full sentences, proper punctuation. 406 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,837 He even used emojis. 407 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,548 [scoffs] It's super freaky. 408 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:15,427 I'm starting to think maybe someone else had his phone. 409 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:17,804 Like who? 410 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,264 [sighs] I don't know. 411 00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:23,185 [exhales] Can we please talk about something else? 412 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:27,231 I just need to relax before the pageant, and I don't want to start eating. 413 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,190 Okay. 414 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,691 What do you want to talk about? 415 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,443 Uh... I don't care. 416 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,529 TV? Movies? 417 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,656 What about your mom and Bob? 418 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,574 I mean, that's got to be weird, huh? 419 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:38,951 [indistinct grunting] 420 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:44,081 [Patty] No weirder than me sharing a room with my best friend who wants to be a cop 421 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,083 and a body I couldn't get rid of. 422 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,877 - [dance music playing] - I was just going to have to keep it 423 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,361 by my side until after the pageant. 424 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,549 [Officer Greg] My goodness, this suitcase is heavy. 425 00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,864 [scoffs] Do you really have to bring that with you everywhere? 426 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:57,969 Yes. 427 00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,822 What if someone spills something on me, 428 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:03,058 or I'm wearing the same thing as someone else? I have to have options. 429 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,309 Okay, whatever you need. 430 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,812 Listen, we have a very busy schedule today. 431 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,605 We start with today's meet and greet, 432 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,858 - and then we have a press junket. - [Magnolia] Patty! 433 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,068 [indistinct chatter] 434 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,945 Magnolia, what are you doing here? 435 00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,989 - Competing. - What? How? 436 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,824 A lot of state winners have backed out. 437 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:22,202 With the pageant killer still out there, they're all too scared of getting killed. 438 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:25,664 And since my mom lives in Connecticut now, I'm technically a resident, 439 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,541 so we wrote the board a check, 440 00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:30,961 and now you're looking at the new Miss Connecticut American Lady. 441 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,838 Wait, you're letting her compete? 442 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,131 After Roxy? 443 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:35,965 [Magnolia scoffs] 444 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,676 What? We're all thinking it. 445 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,887 Well, I tried to talk her out of it, 446 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,223 but last time I said no, she blacked out for two days, 447 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:46,226 so figured the least I could do is be here to keep her safe. 448 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,144 Brick's here, too. 449 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,897 - He's back in the room sleeping in. - He is? 450 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:51,595 I wonder why he didn't tell me. 451 00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:55,444 It was a last minute decision, but I was very persuasive. 452 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:00,866 Holy shit! 453 00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,834 - [whooshing effect] - [mellow instrumentals] 454 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,036 Excuse me. 455 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:10,626 Was this another ghost? I thought Heather Christina Pamela Kendell 456 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,629 - [camera shuttering] - Jackson-Johnson was dead. 457 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,587 What the hell? 458 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:16,632 I thought Heather Christina Pamela Kendell Jackson-Johnson was dead. 459 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:17,925 Wait, you see her, too? 460 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,702 - Of course, she's standing right there. - [camera shutters] 461 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,096 Heather Christina Pamela Kendell? 462 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,516 Pamela Kendell Heather Christina. 463 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,727 I'm Heather's evil twin. 464 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,479 Wait, Heather wasn't the evil one? 465 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,106 I'm competing to honor her memory. 466 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:36,401 We grew up in separate households. I'm Miss California. 467 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,403 - And I'm coaching her. - [Patty] Gloria? 468 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:43,033 I spent the last year touring the country looking for the best of the best. 469 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:44,910 And Pamela is it. 470 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,080 Formerly blind, currently blonde, 471 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,373 she's unstoppable. 472 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,833 I would have coached you, Patty, 473 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,127 back when I thought you blew up those girls, 474 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,547 but then you got exonerated. 475 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,424 Too bad. 476 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,761 You could have been a real winner. 477 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:08,433 Yeah, okay. [clears throat] Let's get you in this press line. 478 00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,769 - [whooshing effect] - [Patty] Seeing Gloria was a sign, 479 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,414 - a reminder of what she had told me - [camera shuttering] 480 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,566 at state, that winning would erase my past. 481 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,611 - [dance-pop music playing] - Once I got the crown, I could get rid of 482 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,030 - Stella Rose and be reborn. - ♪ I can feel it ♪ 483 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:27,703 But I'd only ever won by default, and Magnolia never lost. 484 00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,497 My platform is animal mascot awareness. 485 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:34,584 I want to raise money to build a sanctuary for retired animal mascots 486 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:38,088 like dogs and bulls and bulldogs. 487 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,799 Instead of being forced to entertain people, 488 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:44,636 people can come and entertain them because they deserve it. 489 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,804 [breathing heavily] 490 00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:46,722 Thank you. 491 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,266 [Patty] And Pamela had the best coach in the world. 492 00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,727 My platform is organ donation. 493 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,314 I've donated a kidney, a piece of my intestine, 494 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,899 my appendix, and a glass eye. 495 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,109 Thank you. 496 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,486 But really, you're welcome. 497 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,906 - [dance music continuing] - ♪ I will lose control ♪ 498 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:08,118 [Patty] But by the skin of my teeth, I made it through preliminaries... 499 00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:10,620 - [applause] - ...to the top 25. 500 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:13,248 - [whooshing effect] - To the top 15, 501 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:16,376 and then to the biggest night of all. 502 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,087 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 503 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,006 I am your host, Brazen Moorehead, 504 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:25,344 and welcome to the 47th Annual Miss American Lady. 505 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,596 - [cheering] - [inspirational music playing] 506 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:31,391 And now, please welcome back to the stage our top ten finalists 507 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,352 in this year's competition. 508 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,271 - Miss Arkansas, Suzanne Juliette. - [cheering] 509 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:40,817 Miss California, Pamela Kendell Heather Christina Jackson-Johnson. 510 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,986 - [cheering] - Miss Georgia, Patty Bladell. 511 00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:46,907 I can't believe you're out here instead of backstage. 512 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,826 I know, but Patty insisted she needed her space. [sighs] 513 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,870 - Miss Florida, Rene Hill. - [applause continues] 514 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:55,123 Miss Connecticut, Magnolia Barnard. 515 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,894 - Shouldn't you be guarding Patty? - [host continues indistinctly] 516 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,879 No way. I've never been to a Miss American Lady before. 517 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:01,963 I want to see the show. 518 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,257 And now, please welcome all of our contestants 519 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:09,179 as they celebrate the strength and beauty of the modern Miss American Lady. 520 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,931 [uproarious cheering] 521 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:13,225 - [pop-dance music playing] - ♪ I got hips ♪ 522 00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:17,521 - ♪ I know how to move them ♪ - [cheering continues] 523 00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:22,150 ♪ I also have a brain ♪ 524 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:28,407 ♪ My heart is beating loud, loud, loud 'cause I need you to know ♪ 525 00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:31,076 ♪ That I'm a modern girl ♪ 526 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:35,247 ♪ And I'm ready for a modern world ♪ 527 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,165 ♪ Don't treat me, treat me like that ♪ 528 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,668 ♪ Modern girl ♪ 529 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:44,089 [Patty] I was nine girls away from making all of my dreams come true, 530 00:23:44,297 --> 00:23:46,800 and I wasn't gonna let anyone get in my way. 531 00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:49,469 Are you sure about that, Patty? 532 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,471 What if Bob finds me? 533 00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:55,267 He won't. He's in the audience, and I locked my dressing room door. 534 00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:57,602 You can't hide the truth forever. 535 00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,521 [Patty] I could until after I won. 536 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,316 [cheering] 537 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,196 [Magnolia] Dad, you should be out in the audience 538 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,438 where you can enjoy the show. 539 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:11,783 Oh, no. I will be in the wings the entire time keeping watch. 540 00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:13,076 I'm not taking any chances 541 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,911 with that pageant killer still on the loose. 542 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,706 Whatever. [sighs] Brick, did you fix the latch? 543 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:21,251 I can't. It's still catching. You sure this is the trick you want to do? 544 00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:23,688 You've never done it without me or in a straitjacket before. 545 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,912 - I just want to make sure you nail it. - It'll be fine. 546 00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,717 I'm just sorry you can't be on stage with me. 547 00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:31,094 I only got into this whole magic thing because of you. 548 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:32,220 No, that's okay. 549 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:34,185 I actually think I may have found my own thing. 550 00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:35,834 - [whoosh] - I tried to do another 551 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:36,971 Good Guys video last night, 552 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:38,852 - but it didn't work out. - It's lame. 553 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,311 Lame! 554 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,772 Lame, lame, [sighs] lame. 555 00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:44,500 - [beep] - I thought I turned the camera off, 556 00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:45,604 but I guess I turned it on. 557 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,295 - [Magnolia] What were you doing? - [whoosh] 558 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,946 Eating a cookie with my shirt off. 559 00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:52,073 [electronic music playing] 560 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:56,244 And it got, like, almost a million views, 561 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:59,498 and I've got cookie companies already reaching out to sponsor me, 562 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,666 and other people asking me to eat other stuff, 563 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,790 so it looks like I might be an influencer after all. 564 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:06,713 - [cheering in the distance] - That totally makes sense. 565 00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:09,216 - [Magnolia laughs] - [P.A.] Magnolia, two minutes. 566 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:12,052 - [techno dance music playing] - ♪ Dance for the moment ♪ 567 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,975 - ♪ Dance through the music ♪ - [audience oohs] 568 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:17,432 - ♪ This is our day to shine ♪ - [cheering] 569 00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:22,145 [Brazen] Thank you, Patty Bladell, for that impressive capoeira routine. 570 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:26,942 Up next, Miss Connecticut American Lady, Magnolia Barnard. 571 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,527 - [whooing] - [phone buzzing] 572 00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:33,822 [chime notification] 573 00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:38,866 - [applause continuing] - [music hall instrumentals] 574 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:40,997 Let's go, Mag! 575 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,415 - Thank you. - [door creaks] 576 00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:45,377 I will now attempt a trick inspired by Houdini. 577 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:48,588 The famous straitjacket trunk escape. 578 00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:49,839 [cheering, applause] 579 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:55,636 [lock clicks] 580 00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:57,764 [shallow breathing] 581 00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,116 - [metal rattling] - [sighs] Oh, come on. 582 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:03,478 [thudding] 583 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:06,439 - [gasping] - [banging] 584 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:07,941 [panting] 585 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:09,817 [Magnolia cries out] 586 00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:12,028 Help! Help me! 587 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:13,112 Help! 588 00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:15,794 - Patty, what's happening? - Do it now. She's seen us. You have to. 589 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,659 - Do what? No! - [Christian grunts] 590 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:19,327 - [Magnolia screams] - Run! 591 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,163 - [Christian groans] - [ominous instrumentals] 592 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,291 - [Christian] Patty... - [Patty] I'm a good person. 593 00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:25,667 - I'm a good person! - [whacking] 594 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,586 I'm good person! 595 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:28,837 I'm a good person! 596 00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:32,591 - I'm a good person. I'm a good person. - [whacking continues] 597 00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:34,175 I'm a good person. 598 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:37,345 - [whoosh] - [struggling] 599 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,055 - [Magnolia gasps] - [door creaks] 600 00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:43,685 - [rushing effect] - [muffled cheering becomes clearer] 601 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,021 - [whistling] - [music hall instrumentals] 602 00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:47,564 Way to go, Mag! 603 00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:48,898 [cheering continues] 604 00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:51,889 - Maggie, where are you going? - Bathroom. Be right back. 605 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,238 And now, please welcome Miss California American Lady, 606 00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:58,241 Pamela Kendell Heather Christina Jackson-Johnson. 607 00:26:58,325 --> 00:26:59,951 [audience cheers] 608 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,579 [suspenseful music playing] 609 00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:10,753 [audience cheers] 610 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:16,259 [Angie] Patty, there you are. 611 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,261 Hi. What are you guys doing back here? 612 00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:20,385 We came back here to tell you we're so proud of you. 613 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:23,808 And to be honest, it is driving me crazy being out there in that audience 614 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,393 instead of back here with you. 615 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:26,978 [tense instrumentals] 616 00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:28,228 What the hell? 617 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:29,772 [door squeaks] 618 00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:34,527 [frantically] No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 619 00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:37,372 - [Bob] Wait, what is going on? - [Patty] No! This can't be happening! 620 00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:39,342 - No, not again! - Patty, what are you looking for? 621 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:42,077 - Maybe we can help? - [Patty] Fuck! No, she was right here. 622 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,160 - Who? - I... 623 00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:44,453 Um... 624 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,586 Mom, can I please have a second alone with Bob? 625 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,625 Why? There's nothing you can't say in front of me. 626 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,001 Mom, please. 627 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,920 Patty, who was right here? 628 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:53,004 [Patty stammers] 629 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,506 I can't. 630 00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:57,217 Patty! Tell me what is going on right now! 631 00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:58,843 [shaky exhale, inhale] 632 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:00,762 [hushed] Stella Rose. 633 00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:03,390 - Stella Rose? - Yeah. 634 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,100 Who the hell is Stella Rose? 635 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,602 She found me. She attacked me. 636 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,020 I had to do it. 637 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:10,355 Had to do what? 638 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:13,108 Angie, you need to leave right now. 639 00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:14,274 No! 640 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,236 Not until somebody tells me what is going on. 641 00:28:16,319 --> 00:28:18,029 Bob, please, I need your help! 642 00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:20,657 I put her in that suitcase, and then you packed it in the car, 643 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:22,180 [stammers] and now she's gone again. 644 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:25,870 You had me drag a body across state lines? 645 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:27,789 I'm the Mayor! 646 00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:29,708 Do you have any idea what this means? 647 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,918 [stammering] A body? Like a dead body? 648 00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:36,214 You promised me! No more secrets. No more lies! 649 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,175 I know, but if I could just get the crown. 650 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,678 If you get the crown? [yelling] Where is she? 651 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:45,181 [stammers] Patty, you killed someone else? 652 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,766 [Bob] Someone else? What... 653 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,018 - Who is she talking about? - Nobody. 654 00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:50,186 - Mom... - [Angie] No. 655 00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:52,604 This is my fault. 656 00:28:53,022 --> 00:28:54,022 It's not. 657 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,651 Patty! Who is she talking about? 658 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:00,404 It was me, okay? 659 00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:02,907 I am the one who killed all those drug dealers. 660 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,451 The ones that we sunk in Gator Bog. 661 00:29:04,784 --> 00:29:05,910 Oh, my God. 662 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,036 I didn't want to tell you 663 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,372 'cause I didn't want you thinking that I was a murderer. 664 00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,791 [stammering] Oh, but God, you are. 665 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,752 I mean, how many bodies is it? 666 00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,336 [stuttering] What, four? Five? 667 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,420 Five? 668 00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:19,340 Six. 669 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:20,592 [mellow instrumentals] 670 00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:23,094 I killed Gordy. 671 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:24,387 [shaky] What? 672 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:25,847 [strained] Who the hell is Gordy? 673 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,974 The guy Patty thought was her dad. 674 00:29:29,392 --> 00:29:30,912 How long have you been standing there? 675 00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:35,023 Do you want to tell me why you sent me the same emojis Christian sent his dad? 676 00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:39,360 [stammering] I... I must've seen them on your laptop and... 677 00:29:39,527 --> 00:29:40,527 Bullshit! 678 00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:43,698 - Patty, we need to talk. - Magnolia, please. 679 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:44,942 Right now is not a good time. 680 00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:48,411 I remembered what happened with Christian. 681 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,038 I saw everything. 682 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:50,997 Oh, my God. 683 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:53,708 [stammers] What happened with Christian? 684 00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:55,918 [Nonnie] Did you... 685 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,046 kill him? 686 00:29:58,129 --> 00:29:59,339 Wait, how did you know? 687 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:02,133 Oh, God, there's another one. 688 00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:04,511 [breathless] No, you don't... 689 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,513 You don't understand. I had to. 690 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,264 I thought you were my best friend. 691 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:09,348 I am. 692 00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:11,142 I trusted you. 693 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:12,936 [chuckles] Join the club. 694 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:16,773 How could you just lie to my face like that? 695 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:17,899 [shaky] How could I not? 696 00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:20,025 Look at you. 697 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,319 Look at all of you. 698 00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:25,803 The way that you're looking at me now that you know the truth. 699 00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,285 [weeping softly] 700 00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:30,369 Tell me it's okay. 701 00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:33,873 Tell me you understand and you get it. 702 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:35,542 You forgive me. 703 00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,294 [gasps] Tell me I'm still the same person. 704 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:41,798 I'm still your best friend. I'm still your daughter. 705 00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:43,758 Please... tell me. 706 00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:47,428 Tell me you still love me, no matter what. 707 00:30:54,727 --> 00:30:55,728 That's what I thought. 708 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:58,105 [knocking] 709 00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:00,066 Patty, two minutes until the interview. 710 00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:04,153 And up next, Miss Georgia American Lady, Patty Bladell. 711 00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:09,659 [applause] 712 00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:17,750 Patty Bladell, in your own words, tell us: 713 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:21,045 what does it mean to be a lady in today's America? 714 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,260 [tense instrumentals] 715 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:29,220 I don't think I can be here. 716 00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:32,307 Bob, please. I can't handle this alone. 717 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,892 Angie, there is a body out there. 718 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:36,519 I need you here. Please stay. 719 00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:40,940 Being a lady... 720 00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:43,610 means you have to lie. 721 00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:46,654 [hushed murmuring] 722 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,908 They say the truth will set you free, 723 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:51,951 but there's no freedom. 724 00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:53,703 Not when you're a lady. 725 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:55,288 You have to smile pretty 726 00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:58,583 and hide every flaw and pretend to be someone you're not. 727 00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:02,211 Because nobody really wants the truth. 728 00:32:03,129 --> 00:32:05,757 People don't want to know who you really are, 729 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,009 how you feel, 730 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:09,885 what you've done. 731 00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:11,887 They say they do, 732 00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:17,518 but they just want the version of you 733 00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:19,437 that they think you are. 734 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:21,940 Because the real you is... 735 00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:24,233 too much... 736 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,111 and never enough. 737 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:28,946 [chuckles softly] 738 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:32,283 Be the most you you can be. It's such bullshit. 739 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:33,618 What if you're broken? 740 00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:35,410 What if you're... 741 00:32:35,995 --> 00:32:39,707 so tired of faking it that you feel sick? 742 00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:44,128 [breathless] What if you're so angry you're homicidal? 743 00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:46,339 What if you're me? 744 00:32:49,008 --> 00:32:51,052 This is who I am, America, 745 00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:53,221 and I'm not a fucking lady. 746 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:55,457 - [thud] - [distorted mic feedback] 747 00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:58,518 [indistinct chatter] 748 00:32:58,601 --> 00:33:02,146 [scattered applause] 749 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:05,233 [whooing, cheering] 750 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,653 [yelling] Speak it, sister! You showed the real you! 751 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,655 Fuck being a motherfuckin' lady! 752 00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,490 I'm homicidal, too! 753 00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:13,574 [cheering continues] 754 00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:15,702 [suspenseful instrumentals] 755 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,412 [whistling] 756 00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:23,710 [audience chanting] Patty! Patty! Patty! 757 00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:25,293 They love her. 758 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:26,920 So do I. 759 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:29,055 No matter what. [takes a deep breath, exhales] 760 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,259 I wish I would have told her. I need to tell her. 761 00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:32,760 I need some air. 762 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:33,928 So do I. 763 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,095 [Brazen] Thank you. 764 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:39,517 And up next, Miss Connecticut American Lady, Magnolia Barnard. 765 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,935 [applause] 766 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:45,398 [Patty] This was her chance to take me out. 767 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,483 To kill her competition. 768 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:50,445 Magnolia, in your own words, 769 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:54,157 what does it mean to be a lady in today's America? 770 00:33:55,616 --> 00:33:56,616 [Magnolia scoffs] 771 00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:58,870 All I can say is that... 772 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:01,539 Patty Bladell... 773 00:34:06,335 --> 00:34:08,379 is one of the bravest women I've ever met. 774 00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:09,589 [mellow instrumentals] 775 00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:11,966 She protected me when no one else would. [sighs] 776 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:15,678 So if you ask me, 777 00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:18,598 she's what it means to be a lady. 778 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:20,725 Thank you. 779 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:21,892 [applause] 780 00:34:22,268 --> 00:34:24,145 - [Brazen] Thank you, Magnolia. - [cheering] 781 00:34:25,271 --> 00:34:27,356 Now we'll take a quick commercial break. 782 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:29,191 [Magnolia sighs] 783 00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:30,610 I don't know what to say. 784 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:32,820 The same thing I'm gonna say... 785 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:35,030 nothing. 786 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,533 You saved my life, 787 00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:39,577 so your secret... 788 00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:41,496 is safe with me. 789 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:44,788 [Magnolia sharply exhales] 790 00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:48,210 [zipping] 791 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:49,336 [chime notification] 792 00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:50,670 [click] 793 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:51,964 - [click] - [whoosh] 794 00:34:56,135 --> 00:34:58,638 [Bob] She was a killer, and I had helped her. 795 00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:02,600 What if I had let her turn herself in? Would all those people have died? 796 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:06,312 But maybe it wasn't too late to do the right thing. 797 00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:08,648 [tense instrumentals] 798 00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:11,150 [beeping] 799 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:14,131 [Brazen over mic] Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. 800 00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:16,322 We are ready to announce the winner. 801 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,161 [pop music playing] 802 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:25,081 This is an historic moment. 803 00:35:25,164 --> 00:35:27,458 - [phone ringing] - The judges came to their decision 804 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:28,793 in record time. 805 00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:32,380 [voicemail] This is Bob Barnard. You've got this. [chuckles] 806 00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:34,257 - [beep] - Bob, call me back. 807 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:36,759 I found out who the father is. [inhales] 808 00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:38,403 - [doorbell rings] - [pop music playing] 809 00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:41,264 ♪ (Time's up) For the love that's like hating ♪ 810 00:35:41,347 --> 00:35:43,766 ♪ (Time's up) For the pressure persuading ♪ 811 00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:47,979 ♪ (Time's up) Get your mind up on the grind up 'cause it's time... ♪ 812 00:35:48,062 --> 00:35:51,607 All of these women on stage are strong, empowered. 813 00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:54,193 Each of them will change our world. 814 00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:56,477 - [applause] - Where's Pamela Kendell Heather Christina? 815 00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:58,573 Who cares? They're about to announce the winner. 816 00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:01,075 Know that in the eyes of all America, 817 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:04,537 every single one of you are winners for being here today. 818 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:07,206 But as we know, 819 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,959 there can only be one to wear the crown. 820 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,628 So, here we go. 821 00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:17,175 [Bob] I hated Patty, but I hated myself more 822 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:19,051 because after everything that had happened, 823 00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:21,012 I still needed to see if she won. 824 00:36:21,095 --> 00:36:23,139 Maybe I was even crazier than her. 825 00:36:23,222 --> 00:36:25,349 - [thudding] - [Regina moans] 826 00:36:27,226 --> 00:36:28,769 Regina! What the hell? 827 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:32,732 I thought you were my mortal enemy, but now I think you're my soulmate. 828 00:36:32,815 --> 00:36:34,692 Regina, will you get off me? 829 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,694 Stop it! [grunting] 830 00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:38,547 - [zipping] - [stammers] What are you doing? 831 00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:39,822 [Regina giggling] 832 00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:42,366 - Help! Hey, somebody let me out! - Shh. Oh, no, no. 833 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:44,650 No, honey. Don't bother. No. There's a pageant going on. 834 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:45,912 No one can hear you. 835 00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,639 - Second Runner-Up: - [pop music continues] 836 00:36:47,663 --> 00:36:50,750 Miss New York American Lady, Debra Dinkess. 837 00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:51,833 [cheering] 838 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,836 I found Stella Rose's body. 839 00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:56,589 Salted, preserved. 840 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,425 - Oh, I was impressed by your work. - I didn't do that. 841 00:36:59,508 --> 00:37:00,668 Aw, honey, of course you did. 842 00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:01,969 She's your ex. 843 00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:05,348 And I have never been more turned on. 844 00:37:06,432 --> 00:37:08,351 Our First Runner-Up: 845 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:10,019 Miss Connecticut American Lady, 846 00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:11,662 - Magnolia Barnard. - [Magnolia screams] 847 00:37:11,687 --> 00:37:13,481 [cheering] 848 00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:15,483 - Thank you. - [whistling] 849 00:37:17,109 --> 00:37:18,694 Bob, it's tragic, really. 850 00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:21,113 If I'd known we were so much alike, 851 00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:23,699 things could have been different. 852 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,994 But I was already so far down the road with my plan... 853 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,162 [scoffs] What plan? 854 00:37:28,454 --> 00:37:29,454 Well... 855 00:37:30,706 --> 00:37:33,334 I put Stella Rose's body in your hotel room. 856 00:37:33,834 --> 00:37:35,754 The cops will find her there when they search it, 857 00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:36,876 but that was just a bonus. 858 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:38,801 - Wait, you called the cops? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 859 00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:41,217 - [camera shutters] - Right now, the FBI is finding 860 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:44,220 a sick-ass serial killer stash between your walls, 861 00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:47,306 thanks to a tip courtesy of moi. 862 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,557 Oh, and get this, Bob. 863 00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:50,935 They were so grateful, they agreed not to press charges 864 00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:53,020 against me for kidnapping Dixie. [laughs] 865 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:55,022 What are you talking about? What stash? 866 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,399 Roxy's sash, 867 00:37:56,857 --> 00:38:00,236 Heather's yo-yos, explosives from the parade. 868 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:04,407 I saved it all and put them there to frame you... 869 00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:07,702 'cause you ruined my life. 870 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,079 Oh, my God. It's you. 871 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:11,998 You're the pageant killer? 872 00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:14,583 No, honey. Try and keep up. 873 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:17,295 - You are. - [drumroll] 874 00:38:17,586 --> 00:38:18,587 [Brazen] And the moment 875 00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:20,881 you've all been waiting for. 876 00:38:21,507 --> 00:38:25,594 The winner of this year's Miss American Lady, 877 00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,222 by unanimous decision: 878 00:38:28,347 --> 00:38:31,684 Miss Georgia American Lady, Patty Bladell! 879 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:33,394 [uproarious cheering] 880 00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:36,814 [applause, whooing] 881 00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:41,277 - [light clicks on] - [exhales] Surprise, Bob! Look! 882 00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:43,988 [Bob] Oh, my God. - [panting] 883 00:38:44,071 --> 00:38:47,199 I did this! I did it! I did it for you! [laughs] 884 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:53,065 - [slicing effect] - [Regina gasps] Okay. Here, here, here. 885 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:56,208 [yelling] Oh, help! Help! Oh! 886 00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:58,669 - He's tryin' to kill me! - Regina! Get back here. 887 00:38:58,794 --> 00:38:59,879 [Patty whimpers] 888 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:04,425 [Brazen] Ladies and gentlemen, our new Miss American Lady, Patty Bladell! 889 00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:07,053 - [audience cheers] - [contestants clamoring] 890 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,140 [Regina, screaming] Help! Help me! 891 00:39:11,223 --> 00:39:13,392 The pageant killer's trying to kill me! 892 00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:14,352 [crowd gasps] 893 00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:15,936 - [crying] Help me! - No! 894 00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:17,438 - [audience screaming] - [Bob] No! 895 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:18,897 No, it's her! 896 00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:20,825 - [Regina crying] - She's the pageant killer! 897 00:39:21,817 --> 00:39:23,444 She's the pageant killer! 898 00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:24,527 [screaming] 899 00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:27,913 - She's... [cries out] - [screaming continues] 900 00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,995 - I did it! I caught the pageant killer! - [handcuffs rattling] 901 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:35,623 [mouthing] No, wait! 902 00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:39,794 ♪ So I can breathe and it will echo Oh, no ♪ 903 00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:44,048 ♪ Yeah, I'm a bad guy Ain't no holding back guy ♪ 904 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,549 ♪ Come off like a mad guy ♪ 905 00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:47,903 - ♪ Always got your back guy ♪ - [door buzzes, clicks open] 906 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:50,137 - ♪ Yeah, I'm a real... ♪ - [approaching footsteps] 907 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:52,639 [Patty] Bob. 908 00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:54,182 Hey. 909 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:57,862 [steadily exhales] How are you? Are you okay? 910 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,733 This is pretty cool, right? 911 00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:05,027 Private room. 912 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,029 No one listening in. [chuckles] 913 00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:10,241 It's usually just reserved for an attorney and a client. 914 00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:12,451 Which used to be us. 915 00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:16,288 But now... [takes a deep breath] 916 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:19,208 I guess being Miss American Lady has its privileges. [chuckles] 917 00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:25,714 Look. 918 00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:29,260 We're famous, like Drew Barrymore famous. 919 00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:34,056 I already have TV producers calling. They want to make a show about us. 920 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,016 You should be in here. 921 00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:38,601 Not me. 922 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:40,228 I know. 923 00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:42,273 It's... I'm gonna make this right. 924 00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:44,733 How? Are you gonna turn yourself in? 925 00:40:45,025 --> 00:40:47,111 I'm gonna prove that Regina was the pageant killer 926 00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:48,279 and that she set you up. 927 00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:49,822 I'm gonna find her, 928 00:40:49,905 --> 00:40:51,449 get a confession out of her, 929 00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:53,117 pin Stella Rose on her, 930 00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:55,536 - and then take her out. - [ominous instrumentals] 931 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:57,538 Take her out? 932 00:40:58,038 --> 00:40:59,123 She deserves it. 933 00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:00,248 Like Christian, 934 00:41:00,749 --> 00:41:01,749 Gordy, 935 00:41:02,376 --> 00:41:03,377 Stella Rose. 936 00:41:04,795 --> 00:41:06,172 Oh, my God. You like it. 937 00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:09,591 What? 938 00:41:10,509 --> 00:41:11,509 Killing. 939 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:14,013 You like it. 940 00:41:14,096 --> 00:41:16,348 - [mellow instrumentals] - [Patty] Was he right? 941 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,059 - [clanking] - Did I like it? 942 00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:24,982 Had I been lying to myself all along? 943 00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:29,862 Maybe I wasn't a victim. 944 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:31,489 I was empowered. 945 00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:36,285 That was the kind of lady I wanted to be. 946 00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:39,330 And now that I had the crown, 947 00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:41,290 nothing could get in my way. 948 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,043 Bob, maybe you're right. 949 00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:46,170 Maybe I do like it. 950 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:48,464 Maybe that's why I couldn't stop eating. 951 00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:50,591 I was pushing down the truth. 952 00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:52,551 What truth? 953 00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:57,264 Nothing tastes as good as killing feels. [inhales deeply] 954 00:41:57,973 --> 00:41:59,517 ["Welcome to the Jungle" playing] 955 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:00,684 [breathless] Oh, my God! 956 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:02,227 Bob, thank you. 957 00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:04,897 This is amazing. [stammers] I finally feel free. 958 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,733 [Bob] I helped her to be the most her she could be, 959 00:42:07,816 --> 00:42:10,277 and who she was, was a monster. 960 00:42:10,444 --> 00:42:12,154 I've got to go find Regina. 961 00:42:12,446 --> 00:42:13,822 I'll let you know when it's done. 962 00:42:14,657 --> 00:42:15,533 - [door buzzes] - Patty. 963 00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:16,700 [Patty] It was fate. 964 00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:19,828 Bob saved me, and now it was my turn to save him. 965 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,288 Stop that woman! Guards! 966 00:42:21,705 --> 00:42:22,831 I had to stop her. 967 00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:24,625 I was the only one who could. 968 00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:29,129 - She was my destiny. - [distant screaming] 969 00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:32,508 [echoing] Patty! 970 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:37,388 ♪ Welcome to the jungle We got fun and games ♪ 971 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,724 ♪ We got everything you want Honey, we know the names ♪ 972 00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:44,979 ♪ We are the people that can find whatever you may need ♪ 973 00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:48,816 ♪ If you got the money Honey, we got your disease ♪ 974 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:55,906 ♪ In the jungle, welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to your knees, knees ♪ 975 00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:01,120 ♪ Oh, I wanna watch you bleed ♪ 976 00:43:01,203 --> 00:43:04,498 ♪ Welcome to the jungle We take it day by day ♪ 977 00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:08,335 ♪ If you want it, you're gonna bleed But it's the price to pay ♪ 978 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:12,339 ♪ And you're a very sexy girl Very hard to please ♪ 979 00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:16,010 ♪ You can taste the bright lights But you won't get there for free ♪ 980 00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:19,305 ♪ In the jungle, welcome to the jungle ♪ 981 00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:24,435 ♪ Feel my, my, my serpentine ♪ 982 00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:28,188 ♪ Uh, I, I want to hear you scream ♪ 983 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:47,458 ♪ Welcome to the jungle It gets worse here every day ♪ 984 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:51,211 ♪ You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play ♪ 985 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:55,049 ♪ If you got hunger for what you see You'll take it eventually ♪ 986 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:59,011 ♪ You can have anything you want But you better not take it from me ♪ 987 00:43:59,094 --> 00:44:02,014 ♪ In the jungle, welcome to the jungle ♪ 988 00:44:02,097 --> 00:44:06,935 ♪ Watch it bring you to your knees, knees ♪ 989 00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:11,148 ♪ I'm gonna watch you bleed ♪ 990 00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:25,621 ♪ And when you're high You never ever wanna come down ♪ 991 00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:33,212 ♪ So down, so down, so down, yeah ♪