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- [crickets chirping]
- Boo.
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- [suspenseful music plays]
- No, you don't. Get back here.
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[grunting]
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- [gasps]
- We have some unfinished business.
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- [choking]
- You left me like roadkill.
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You tried to kill me first.
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- Don't you dare put that on me.
- [struggling]
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- [Patty grunts, coughs]
- [groans]
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- [crashing]
- [Patty breathing heavily]
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- [Patty grunting]
- [thudding]
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- [Patty exhales]
- [ominous instrumentals]
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[Patty sighs]
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- [suspenseful instrumentals]
- [Patty cries out]
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- [crunching]
- [yelling]
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- [whack]
- [slap]
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- [yelling, grunting]
- [thud]
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[glass shatters]
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[panting, grunting]
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[Patty chokes]
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[yelling, grunting]
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- [thud]
- [gasps]
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[grunting continues, yelling]
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- [crash]
- [exhaling]
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[choking]
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- [whack]
- [beep]
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- [thudding]
- [yelling]
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[heavy breathing]
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- [Stella Rose struggling for air]
- [grunts]
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[groans] Die already, you crazy bitch!
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[strained] I'm... not... crazy!
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- [Patty panting, grunting]
- [choking]
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[shallow breathing]
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[Patty panting lightly]
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[Patty exhales]
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[phone ringing]
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- [notification whoosh]
- [continued ringing]
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[Patty pants]
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[beep]
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[breathless] Hey.
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How's it going? What's going on?
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I found Christian's phone in your purse.
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- What? Uh...
- [curious instrumentals]
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What do you mean?
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Did you know you had it?
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No! No, he must have put it in there.
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He's still stalking me.
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Well, we should go to the police.
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No.
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No, I mean, just no police.
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Not until after the pageant.
I can't handle any more stress right now.
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What are you doing?
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[strained] Working out.
Just promise me, please. No cops, okay?
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Okay, fine, I promise. But...
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[breathless] Okay. Good. I gotta go. Bye.
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- [beep]
- [exhales]
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Oh, my God.
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[dance music playing]
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- [swishing]
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, baby let me be your waitress ♪
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♪ I'm about to serve it up
(I'm about to serve it up) ♪
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♪ Baby hit 'em with the blank checks ♪
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♪ I be gettin' what I want
(I be getting what I want) ♪
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♪ Like you more if you say less ♪
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♪ You can't tell me nothing
(You can't tell me nothing) ♪
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♪ Ooh, I wanna see you shake it ♪
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- ♪ Got it right there ♪
- Fuck you! Fuck you!
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- ♪ Serve it up ♪
- Bitch!
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♪ I'm about to serve it up ♪
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♪ You serve it up
I'm about to serve it up ♪
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Ooh!
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♪ You serve it up
I'm about to serve it up ♪
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- ♪ You serve it up... ♪
- I should've gotten rid of that body
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right away, but I couldn't.
Not without a snack.
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[Bob Armstrong]
For the first time in my life,
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- I was on top of the world.
- [heavy breathing]
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I was a hometown hero,
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I won mayor by a landslide,
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- and I had a budding new romance.
- [moaning]
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Shit.
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I've got to get back to Patty.
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We've got to get ready
for Miss American Lady.
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[Bob] It should have been enough.
I should have left well enough alone.
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I'll come with you.
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[Angie sighs]
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To the pageant?
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Sure, why not?
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I don't take office for another month.
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Maybe I should coach Patty one last time.
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- [ominous instrumentals]
- [crunching]
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I thought a snack would help me think,
but it turned into the binge of my life.
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I'd been locked in my room eating
for a day and a half straight.
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I completely tuned out the world.
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- [knocking]
- [Angie] Patty, you decent?
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Yes. No, I'm not.
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[stammers] Just give me one second.
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- Don't come in!
- Patty? Are you looking at porn?
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- Yes, I am looking at porn!
- [swishing]
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Okay, well, don't pay for it.
There's a lot of free sites.
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- [Patty] I'll be right there. I...
- [rattling]
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- What's going on? We're coming in.
- [door squeaks]
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Hey, you guys are together,
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like, together together.
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Yeah. [sighs] We wanted to talk to you
about that. [chuckles]
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I am... I'm fine with it.
As long as you guys are happy.
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[mellow instrumentals]
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No, no. No, don't.
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- Don't. No, don't, ple...
- [Bob sighs]
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Patty, what is going on?
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[stammers] I'm just... I'm scared
about Miss American Lady.
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I've never competed without you before.
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Well, you don't have to.
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If you're still up for it,
I want to coach you again.
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You do?
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It'd sure make me feel better.
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An extra set of eyes on you
with the pageant killer still out there.
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But, Bob, I thought you said
you were bad for me.
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I'm gonna let you two talk.
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Patty.
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- [groaning]
- Look,
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- now that I've found my own success...
- [curious instrumentals]
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...I'm a new me.
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Which means we can be a new version of us.
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It will be different this time.
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Besides, we've come this far.
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I think we owe it to ourselves to give it
one more shot,
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but I need you to promise me something.
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Yeah. No, yeah. Anything.
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Okay, I'm Mayor now,
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so no more shenanigans,
no more drama,
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and you have to be honest.
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Yes. Absolutely.
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I promise.
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[Bob] Mm... [chuckles]
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[Bob inhales deeply, groans]
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Something smells ripe.
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Oh, yeah. [sniffs]
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I'm gonna take a shower
and get ready.
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Call you in a few hours?
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No. I'm gonna wait downstairs.
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There's no time to spare.
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We leave for Miss American Lady
tomorrow morning,
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and we've got shopping to do.
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- [Patty] Ooh...
- Ooh...
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[mouthing] Fuck!
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- [twinkling]
- Shh...
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[thud]
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With Bob downstairs, getting rid of
Stella Rose's body would have to wait.
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[dinging]
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I just needed to do something
about the smell.
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[dinging]
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[dinging]
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- [knocking]
- [Bob] Patty, let's go. Now.
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[Patty] Hang on. I gotta change.
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At least one of us smelled better.
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[knocking]
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- [Coralee] Bob, honey? The door was open.
- [door closes]
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- Are you here?
- [playful instrumentals]
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Oh, sweetheart.
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I know this is a hard time for you
right now. [exhales]
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But I have some news [inhales]
that I have to share with you.
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Okay.
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After the drama of the debate,
I got some national attention.
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And, well, an investor called me
and he wants to fund Tampoozle
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and make it like a TOMS Shoes.
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So each box of Tampoozles that they sell,
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they'll donate one to a woman
in need of feminine hygiene products
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with no pink tax, which is...
[sharp inhale] great.
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I'm gonna meet with him this afternoon,
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and, well, if that meeting goes well,
I'll be moving to Atlanta.
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[mellow music playing]
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Move?
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[stammers]
I thought you decided to have the baby.
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So?
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So do you really want to start
a new business on top of all that?
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I mean, isn't that too much to handle
on your own?
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Wow! [sighs]
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Way to be supportive. [scoffs]
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Well, I want to be supportive. I...
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Especially if I'm the father.
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Let's say you are.
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You want to move to Atlanta with me
and help me raise the kid?
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No, that'd feel too much like me
and Etta Mae all over again,
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but I need a fresh start,
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[stammers] and if I'm gonna have
any chance of having that,
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I can't be wondering if there's
another kid out there that's mine
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and I'm not taking responsibility
for him or her.
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I did that once. I don't want to make
the same mistake twice.
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[stammers]
I need to know who the father is.
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Okay.
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All I need from you is a sample. [exhales]
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What, right now?
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No, no, no! [chuckles]
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A cheek swab.
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[stammers] I knew that.
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[perky instrumentals]
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[Dixie]
Is this really the mall where I got taken?
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[Hannah] Yeah.
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It's so nice...
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finally being back here with you.
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[sighs]
I should have never left you alone.
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[shaky breathing]
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Be right back.
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[plastic crinkling]
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"A happy life is just in front of you."
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[Regina] Dixie, baby?
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- [whimsical instrumentals]
- Momma!
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Oh, I was hoping you'd say that.
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[hushed] Okay, come on.
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- We're gonna have some fun. I got a plan.
- ["Afterglow" by Chelsea Jade playing]
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- ♪ I see through it all ♪
- [sighs] Okay.
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♪ The optical illusions
'cause they can never prove it... ♪
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What makes Miss American Lady different
from all the other pageants
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is that this one will be televised.
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You will be in HD,
and the camera doesn't lie.
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♪ We know what it's like
to strain our eyes... ♪
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[Bob] The audience will be able to see
every pore.
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- We have to hide every flaw...
- ♪ To keep our open eyes ♪
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- ...every blemish.
- ♪ Push into the light ♪
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- ♪ 'Cause it's always better later ♪
- We'll contour your cheeks,
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strengthen your jaw.
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What's wrong with my jaw?
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Nothing, when I'm done with you.
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Now that we have your make-up done,
it is time for a camera test.
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- [camera chimes]
- Find your light and make sure
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to keep your chin up.
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[door opens]
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- Patty, you have company.
- [door closes]
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[Patty] Pastor Mike!
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We need to talk about Christian's phone.
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[mellow instrumentals]
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- You told him?
- [Pastor Mike] Why wouldn't she?
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Unless you have something to hide.
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[Nonnie] You said not to go to the cops,
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so I used the Find My Phone app,
and the phone never even left Georgia.
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He told Magnolia he was going
to California, so I went to Pastor Mike
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- to see if he had any information.
- I was just as confused as Nonnie.
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How did you get his phone?
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I don't know.
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He must have put it in my purse
to track me.
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He's a stalker.
He's done stuff like that before.
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Or you're lying.
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- [Pastor Mike inhales]
- You get your hand off my daughter. Now.
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You did something to him. I can feel it.
246
00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:29,128
Yeah, and last time I saw you,
you said she was possessed.
247
00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:31,255
- [Pastor Mikes inhales]
- [plucky instrumentals]
248
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,049
You're having impure thoughts...
249
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:34,800
about him!
250
00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:37,887
- And what is a Mississippi Milkshake?
- Eww.
251
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,890
You know what?
Just get the hell out of my house.
252
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,350
You're not getting away with this.
I am calling the police.
253
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,233
- [Angie] Get out.
- [Bob] Can I speak to you?
254
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,646
- For a moment? Alone?
- [door slams]
255
00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:53,611
- [beep]
- What's a Mississippi Milkshake?
256
00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:55,613
[gasps, cries out]
257
00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:00,785
You knew Nonnie found the phone,
and you didn't tell me?
258
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:03,663
- You said no more drama.
- I also said no more secrets.
259
00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,956
He is going to the police.
260
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,627
Okay, so let's think. The body is gone.
You took care of the car, right?
261
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:13,506
Yes. I took the car to the junkyard
and paid Junkyard Bob to crush it.
262
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,718
And you watched it go
through the crusher, right?
263
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,218
What?
264
00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:21,013
Seriously?
265
00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,515
- [whooshing effect]
- Oh, my God!
266
00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:25,184
Christian's car. It's just been sitting
here the whole time?
267
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,395
He said he was gonna take care of it.
268
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,451
[Patty] Did you at least get rid of the...
269
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:35,778
Bob, this is a murder weapon.
I could have been arrested.
270
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,155
Need I remind you which one of us
killed somebody?
271
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,883
- [crowbar clanks]
- [mellow instrumentals]
272
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,587
Okay. We don't have to play
the blame game.
273
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,161
We need to crush this car right now.
274
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,746
How? Junkyard Bob isn't here.
275
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,223
- [whooshing effect]
- [machine whirring]
276
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,293
Really? You had to put on the overalls?
277
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:53,921
What? It was a $4,000 suit.
278
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,133
- [glass shattering]
- Bye-bye, evidence. Bye-bye, drama.
279
00:11:57,758 --> 00:12:00,136
- [sparks buzzing]
- Hey, did you empty the gas tank?
280
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,012
What?
281
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:07,059
[Bob] I should've taken that car as a sign
that even with the new me,
282
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:10,104
Patty's and my relationship was nothing
but combustible.
283
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,524
[Patty]
I should have taken that car as a sign
284
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,444
to get rid of this evidence right away.
285
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,654
[tense instrumentals]
286
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:23,409
But now I was more concerned
about my own body than Stella Rose's.
287
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:29,582
I had just had the binge of my life,
and Miss American Lady was just days away.
288
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,918
And everyone knows the camera
adds ten pounds.
289
00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,842
[whooshing effect]
290
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,264
Clearly, my priorities were out of whack.
291
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,057
[machine whirring]
292
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,477
[beeping]
293
00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,192
- [beep]
- [panting]
294
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,528
[droning instrumentals]
295
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,325
[thud]
296
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:08,745
[thud]
297
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,542
[heavy breathing]
298
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,761
[birds chirping]
299
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,347
Shit, shit, shit!
300
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,766
I needed to get rid of this body
301
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:31,018
before Bob picked me up
for Miss American Lady.
302
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,394
[groans]
303
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,604
[suitcase rattles]
304
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,147
[exhales]
305
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,026
[suitcase rattling]
306
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:40,819
[Bob] Patty!
307
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,656
[stammers] Bob. Wh... You're early.
308
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:44,907
Oh, you look terrible.
309
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,790
Are those the same clothes
you wore yesterday?
310
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,826
I'm not ready.
311
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,161
What's all this?
312
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,621
I rented a van
313
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:54,124
so we can transport the entire entourage
to Chicago in one car!
314
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:55,667
Entourage?
315
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,002
Woot, woot! [chuckles]
316
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,338
[sing-songy]
Miss American Lady, here we come!
317
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,840
And I decorated the van.
318
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,801
[stammers] Wow.
You guys really went all out.
319
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,928
Plus, I got you security.
320
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,681
- Oh, my God! Officer Greg.
- [curious instrumentals]
321
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,117
- What are you doing here?
- Nonnie asked me to come along.
322
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,301
If Christian's still stalking you,
you need protection.
323
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,981
No! I mean, that's sweet, but no.
324
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:20,651
I would hate to take you off your beat.
The people of Masonville need you.
325
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:24,071
No way! Everyone's saying another girl
could die,
326
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:27,283
and I'm kind of hoping if I'm the one
to catch the pageant killer,
327
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:31,036
- I'll finally make detective. You know?
- [Angie] Ready to hit the road?
328
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,329
Let me get that for ya.
329
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,039
No, no, no, no, no!
330
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,208
Go upstairs and change.
331
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,794
[Patty]
So much for leaving my baggage behind.
332
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,648
- ["Holiday Road" by Ahmari Lia playing]
- ♪ Holiday road ♪
333
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,925
[Angie] Look, kids. The Hancock Building.
The Sears Tower!
334
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,387
♪ Holiday road ♪
335
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,181
- We need a name for us.
- [chuckles]
336
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,851
- Bangie. Mm. [laughs]
- [laughs]
337
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,061
Bobange. Mm...
338
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,314
Oh...
339
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,356
Angob.
340
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:06,572
[laughing]
341
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,782
Sounds serious. [chuckles]
342
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,075
Yeah, it could be.
343
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,454
[mellow instrumentals]
344
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:17,249
I mean, I care about you.
I don't want this to just be about sex.
345
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,139
- [sheets rustling]
- [Angie clicks tongue]
346
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,941
[stammers] I don't either. [chuckles]
347
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,342
But I... I'm fine taking it slow.
[stammers] I...
348
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:31,722
You just got out of a 20-year marriage
and broke up with your first boyfriend.
349
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:37,603
If you still want to date guys, I get it.
350
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:40,564
Angie, just 'cause I'm bi doesn't mean
I can't commit.
351
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,359
Well, you couldn't with Bob or Coralee,
so...
352
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:44,944
Yeah, but that's totally different.
353
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,822
With them I always felt like something
was missing, but...
354
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,450
I don't feel like that with you.
355
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,661
Now.
356
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,163
What if that changes?
357
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,125
Do you still want to see other people?
358
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:02,418
It's okay.
359
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,713
You can say anything to me.
360
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,716
Don't get me wrong.
361
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:11,595
This is the happiest I've been since...
362
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,556
well, since the Dukes of Hazzard came out
on DVD,
363
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:20,020
and if there was anyone I would want
to commit to, it'd be you.
364
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,313
You're...
365
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,816
smart and weird...
366
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:27,403
- [laughs]
- [chuckles] And you're sexy as hell,
367
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:29,863
but I know myself,
368
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,826
and I just... I don't want to pretend
to be something I'm not.
369
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:34,909
Especially not with you.
370
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,954
Like I said, let's be open.
371
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:40,749
Exactly. Let's be open, and honest, and...
372
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,209
No, but... [laughs]
373
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,295
Let's be in an open relationship.
374
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:46,754
You...
375
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,092
You'd do that for me?
376
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,386
Yeah, if that's what you feel like
you really need.
377
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,682
I've never had anyone willing to try that
for me before.
378
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,934
Well, there's a first time for everything.
379
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,353
- [rustling]
- [Angie laughs]
380
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:03,772
[Angie] Mm...
381
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:06,941
Wow.
382
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,193
[bed creaks]
383
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,487
The fact that you're willing... [inhales]
384
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,115
to do that for me makes me... [exhales]
385
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,867
not want to do it at all.
386
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,039
[heavy breathing]
387
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:23,584
[Patty] Tomorrow was the biggest day
of my life,
388
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,837
but I wasn't going to sleep.
Not with Stella Rose in the room.
389
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,506
Maybe I could sneak away
while Nonnie was sleeping.
390
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,426
If I could just get rid of Officer Greg.
391
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:39,141
Hey, did you want to go away for a minute?
Take a break, maybe have a snack?
392
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,268
No need. I have supplies.
393
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:42,770
Plus, I'm wearing a man diaper,
394
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,230
so I can go straight through
to the morning.
395
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,314
That's great.
396
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:47,648
Okay.
397
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,110
- [door closes]
- Did you really have to bring him along?
398
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,279
Well, I feel safer knowing he's around,
399
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,531
and I've been doing some more digging
about Christian.
400
00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:55,991
It keeps getting weirder.
401
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:57,784
Really?
402
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,495
I downloaded all of his texts,
403
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,080
- and look...
- [clicks]
404
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:04,041
The way he texted totally changed
after he disappeared.
405
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:07,544
He started using full sentences,
proper punctuation.
406
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,837
He even used emojis.
407
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,548
[scoffs] It's super freaky.
408
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:15,427
I'm starting to think
maybe someone else had his phone.
409
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:17,804
Like who?
410
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,264
[sighs] I don't know.
411
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:23,185
[exhales]
Can we please talk about something else?
412
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:27,231
I just need to relax before the pageant,
and I don't want to start eating.
413
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,190
Okay.
414
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,691
What do you want to talk about?
415
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,443
Uh... I don't care.
416
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,529
TV? Movies?
417
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,656
What about your mom and Bob?
418
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,574
I mean, that's got to be weird, huh?
419
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:38,951
[indistinct grunting]
420
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:44,081
[Patty] No weirder than me sharing a room
with my best friend who wants to be a cop
421
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,083
and a body I couldn't get rid of.
422
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,877
- [dance music playing]
- I was just going to have to keep it
423
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,361
by my side until after the pageant.
424
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,549
[Officer Greg] My goodness,
this suitcase is heavy.
425
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,864
[scoffs] Do you really have to bring that
with you everywhere?
426
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:57,969
Yes.
427
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,822
What if someone spills something on me,
428
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:03,058
or I'm wearing the same thing
as someone else? I have to have options.
429
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,309
Okay, whatever you need.
430
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,812
Listen, we have a very busy schedule
today.
431
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,605
We start with today's meet and greet,
432
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,858
- and then we have a press junket.
- [Magnolia] Patty!
433
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,068
[indistinct chatter]
434
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,945
Magnolia, what are you doing here?
435
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,989
- Competing.
- What? How?
436
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,824
A lot of state winners have backed out.
437
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:22,202
With the pageant killer still out there,
they're all too scared of getting killed.
438
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:25,664
And since my mom lives in Connecticut now,
I'm technically a resident,
439
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,541
so we wrote the board a check,
440
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:30,961
and now you're looking
at the new Miss Connecticut American Lady.
441
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,838
Wait, you're letting her compete?
442
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,131
After Roxy?
443
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:35,965
[Magnolia scoffs]
444
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,676
What? We're all thinking it.
445
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,887
Well, I tried to talk her out of it,
446
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,223
but last time I said no,
she blacked out for two days,
447
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:46,226
so figured the least
I could do is be here to keep her safe.
448
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,144
Brick's here, too.
449
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,897
- He's back in the room sleeping in.
- He is?
450
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:51,595
I wonder why he didn't tell me.
451
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:55,444
It was a last minute decision,
but I was very persuasive.
452
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:00,866
Holy shit!
453
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,834
- [whooshing effect]
- [mellow instrumentals]
454
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,036
Excuse me.
455
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:10,626
Was this another ghost?
I thought Heather Christina Pamela Kendell
456
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,629
- [camera shuttering]
- Jackson-Johnson was dead.
457
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,587
What the hell?
458
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:16,632
I thought Heather Christina Pamela Kendell
Jackson-Johnson was dead.
459
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:17,925
Wait, you see her, too?
460
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,702
- Of course, she's standing right there.
- [camera shutters]
461
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,096
Heather Christina Pamela Kendell?
462
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,516
Pamela Kendell Heather Christina.
463
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,727
I'm Heather's evil twin.
464
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,479
Wait, Heather wasn't the evil one?
465
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,106
I'm competing to honor her memory.
466
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:36,401
We grew up in separate households.
I'm Miss California.
467
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,403
- And I'm coaching her.
- [Patty] Gloria?
468
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:43,033
I spent the last year touring the country
looking for the best of the best.
469
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:44,910
And Pamela is it.
470
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,080
Formerly blind, currently blonde,
471
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,373
she's unstoppable.
472
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,833
I would have coached you, Patty,
473
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,127
back when I thought
you blew up those girls,
474
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,547
but then you got exonerated.
475
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,424
Too bad.
476
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,761
You could have been a real winner.
477
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:08,433
Yeah, okay. [clears throat]
Let's get you in this press line.
478
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,769
- [whooshing effect]
- [Patty] Seeing Gloria was a sign,
479
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,414
- a reminder of what she had told me
- [camera shuttering]
480
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,566
at state,
that winning would erase my past.
481
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,611
- [dance-pop music playing]
- Once I got the crown, I could get rid of
482
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,030
- Stella Rose and be reborn.
- ♪ I can feel it ♪
483
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:27,703
But I'd only ever won by default,
and Magnolia never lost.
484
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,497
My platform is animal mascot awareness.
485
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:34,584
I want to raise money to build a sanctuary
for retired animal mascots
486
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:38,088
like dogs and bulls and bulldogs.
487
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,799
Instead of being forced
to entertain people,
488
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:44,636
people can come and entertain them
because they deserve it.
489
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,804
[breathing heavily]
490
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:46,722
Thank you.
491
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,266
[Patty] And Pamela had the best coach
in the world.
492
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,727
My platform is organ donation.
493
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,314
I've donated a kidney,
a piece of my intestine,
494
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,899
my appendix, and a glass eye.
495
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,109
Thank you.
496
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,486
But really, you're welcome.
497
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,906
- [dance music continuing]
- ♪ I will lose control ♪
498
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:08,118
[Patty] But by the skin of my teeth,
I made it through preliminaries...
499
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:10,620
- [applause]
- ...to the top 25.
500
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:13,248
- [whooshing effect]
- To the top 15,
501
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:16,376
and then to the biggest night of all.
502
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,087
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
503
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,006
I am your host, Brazen Moorehead,
504
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:25,344
and welcome
to the 47th Annual Miss American Lady.
505
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,596
- [cheering]
- [inspirational music playing]
506
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:31,391
And now, please welcome back to the stage
our top ten finalists
507
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,352
in this year's competition.
508
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,271
- Miss Arkansas, Suzanne Juliette.
- [cheering]
509
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:40,817
Miss California, Pamela Kendell Heather
Christina Jackson-Johnson.
510
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,986
- [cheering]
- Miss Georgia, Patty Bladell.
511
00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:46,907
I can't believe you're out here
instead of backstage.
512
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,826
I know, but Patty insisted
she needed her space. [sighs]
513
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,870
- Miss Florida, Rene Hill.
- [applause continues]
514
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:55,123
Miss Connecticut, Magnolia Barnard.
515
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,894
- Shouldn't you be guarding Patty?
- [host continues indistinctly]
516
00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,879
No way. I've never been
to a Miss American Lady before.
517
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:01,963
I want to see the show.
518
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,257
And now, please welcome
all of our contestants
519
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:09,179
as they celebrate the strength and beauty
of the modern Miss American Lady.
520
00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,931
[uproarious cheering]
521
00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:13,225
- [pop-dance music playing]
- ♪ I got hips ♪
522
00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:17,521
- ♪ I know how to move them ♪
- [cheering continues]
523
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:22,150
♪ I also have a brain ♪
524
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:28,407
♪ My heart is beating loud, loud, loud
'cause I need you to know ♪
525
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:31,076
♪ That I'm a modern girl ♪
526
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:35,247
♪ And I'm ready for a modern world ♪
527
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,165
♪ Don't treat me, treat me like that ♪
528
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,668
♪ Modern girl ♪
529
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:44,089
[Patty] I was nine girls away from making
all of my dreams come true,
530
00:23:44,297 --> 00:23:46,800
and I wasn't gonna let anyone
get in my way.
531
00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:49,469
Are you sure about that, Patty?
532
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,471
What if Bob finds me?
533
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:55,267
He won't. He's in the audience,
and I locked my dressing room door.
534
00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:57,602
You can't hide the truth forever.
535
00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,521
[Patty] I could until after I won.
536
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,316
[cheering]
537
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,196
[Magnolia]
Dad, you should be out in the audience
538
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,438
where you can enjoy the show.
539
00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:11,783
Oh, no. I will be in the wings
the entire time keeping watch.
540
00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:13,076
I'm not taking any chances
541
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,911
with that pageant killer
still on the loose.
542
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,706
Whatever. [sighs]
Brick, did you fix the latch?
543
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:21,251
I can't. It's still catching.
You sure this is the trick you want to do?
544
00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:23,688
You've never done it without me
or in a straitjacket before.
545
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,912
- I just want to make sure you nail it.
- It'll be fine.
546
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,717
I'm just sorry you can't be on stage
with me.
547
00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:31,094
I only got into this whole magic thing
because of you.
548
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:32,220
No, that's okay.
549
00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:34,185
I actually think I may have found
my own thing.
550
00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:35,834
- [whoosh]
- I tried to do another
551
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:36,971
Good Guys video last night,
552
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:38,852
- but it didn't work out.
- It's lame.
553
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,311
Lame!
554
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,772
Lame, lame, [sighs] lame.
555
00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:44,500
- [beep]
- I thought I turned the camera off,
556
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:45,604
but I guess I turned it on.
557
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,295
- [Magnolia] What were you doing?
- [whoosh]
558
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,946
Eating a cookie with my shirt off.
559
00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:52,073
[electronic music playing]
560
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:56,244
And it got, like, almost a million views,
561
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:59,498
and I've got cookie companies
already reaching out to sponsor me,
562
00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,666
and other people asking me
to eat other stuff,
563
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,790
so it looks like
I might be an influencer after all.
564
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:06,713
- [cheering in the distance]
- That totally makes sense.
565
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:09,216
- [Magnolia laughs]
- [P.A.] Magnolia, two minutes.
566
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:12,052
- [techno dance music playing]
- ♪ Dance for the moment ♪
567
00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,975
- ♪ Dance through the music ♪
- [audience oohs]
568
00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:17,432
- ♪ This is our day to shine ♪
- [cheering]
569
00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:22,145
[Brazen] Thank you, Patty Bladell,
for that impressive capoeira routine.
570
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:26,942
Up next, Miss Connecticut American Lady,
Magnolia Barnard.
571
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,527
- [whooing]
- [phone buzzing]
572
00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:33,822
[chime notification]
573
00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:38,866
- [applause continuing]
- [music hall instrumentals]
574
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:40,997
Let's go, Mag!
575
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,415
- Thank you.
- [door creaks]
576
00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:45,377
I will now attempt a trick
inspired by Houdini.
577
00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:48,588
The famous straitjacket trunk escape.
578
00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:49,839
[cheering, applause]
579
00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:55,636
[lock clicks]
580
00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:57,764
[shallow breathing]
581
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,116
- [metal rattling]
- [sighs] Oh, come on.
582
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:03,478
[thudding]
583
00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:06,439
- [gasping]
- [banging]
584
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:07,941
[panting]
585
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:09,817
[Magnolia cries out]
586
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:12,028
Help! Help me!
587
00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:13,112
Help!
588
00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:15,794
- Patty, what's happening?
- Do it now. She's seen us. You have to.
589
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,659
- Do what? No!
- [Christian grunts]
590
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:19,327
- [Magnolia screams]
- Run!
591
00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,163
- [Christian groans]
- [ominous instrumentals]
592
00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,291
- [Christian] Patty...
- [Patty] I'm a good person.
593
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:25,667
- I'm a good person!
- [whacking]
594
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,586
I'm good person!
595
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:28,837
I'm a good person!
596
00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:32,591
- I'm a good person. I'm a good person.
- [whacking continues]
597
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:34,175
I'm a good person.
598
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:37,345
- [whoosh]
- [struggling]
599
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,055
- [Magnolia gasps]
- [door creaks]
600
00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:43,685
- [rushing effect]
- [muffled cheering becomes clearer]
601
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,021
- [whistling]
- [music hall instrumentals]
602
00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:47,564
Way to go, Mag!
603
00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:48,898
[cheering continues]
604
00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:51,889
- Maggie, where are you going?
- Bathroom. Be right back.
605
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,238
And now, please welcome
Miss California American Lady,
606
00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:58,241
Pamela Kendell Heather Christina
Jackson-Johnson.
607
00:26:58,325 --> 00:26:59,951
[audience cheers]
608
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,579
[suspenseful music playing]
609
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:10,753
[audience cheers]
610
00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:16,259
[Angie] Patty, there you are.
611
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,261
Hi. What are you guys doing back here?
612
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:20,385
We came back here to tell you
we're so proud of you.
613
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:23,808
And to be honest, it is driving me crazy
being out there in that audience
614
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,393
instead of back here with you.
615
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:26,978
[tense instrumentals]
616
00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:28,228
What the hell?
617
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:29,772
[door squeaks]
618
00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:34,527
[frantically] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
619
00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:37,372
- [Bob] Wait, what is going on?
- [Patty] No! This can't be happening!
620
00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:39,342
- No, not again!
- Patty, what are you looking for?
621
00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:42,077
- Maybe we can help?
- [Patty] Fuck! No, she was right here.
622
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,160
- Who?
- I...
623
00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:44,453
Um...
624
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,586
Mom, can I please have a second
alone with Bob?
625
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,625
Why? There's nothing you can't say
in front of me.
626
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,001
Mom, please.
627
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,920
Patty, who was right here?
628
00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:53,004
[Patty stammers]
629
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,506
I can't.
630
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:57,217
Patty! Tell me what is going on right now!
631
00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:58,843
[shaky exhale, inhale]
632
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:00,762
[hushed] Stella Rose.
633
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:03,390
- Stella Rose?
- Yeah.
634
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,100
Who the hell is Stella Rose?
635
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,602
She found me. She attacked me.
636
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,020
I had to do it.
637
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:10,355
Had to do what?
638
00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:13,108
Angie, you need to leave right now.
639
00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:14,274
No!
640
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,236
Not until somebody tells me
what is going on.
641
00:28:16,319 --> 00:28:18,029
Bob, please, I need your help!
642
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:20,657
I put her in that suitcase,
and then you packed it in the car,
643
00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:22,180
[stammers] and now she's gone again.
644
00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:25,870
You had me drag a body across state lines?
645
00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:27,789
I'm the Mayor!
646
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:29,708
Do you have any idea what this means?
647
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,918
[stammering] A body? Like a dead body?
648
00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:36,214
You promised me!
No more secrets. No more lies!
649
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,175
I know, but if I could just get the crown.
650
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,678
If you get the crown?
[yelling] Where is she?
651
00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:45,181
[stammers] Patty, you killed someone else?
652
00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,766
[Bob] Someone else? What...
653
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,018
- Who is she talking about?
- Nobody.
654
00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:50,186
- Mom...
- [Angie] No.
655
00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:52,604
This is my fault.
656
00:28:53,022 --> 00:28:54,022
It's not.
657
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,651
Patty! Who is she talking about?
658
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:00,404
It was me, okay?
659
00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:02,907
I am the one who killed
all those drug dealers.
660
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,451
The ones that we sunk in Gator Bog.
661
00:29:04,784 --> 00:29:05,910
Oh, my God.
662
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,036
I didn't want to tell you
663
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,372
'cause I didn't want you thinking
that I was a murderer.
664
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,791
[stammering] Oh, but God, you are.
665
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,752
I mean, how many bodies is it?
666
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,336
[stuttering] What, four? Five?
667
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,420
Five?
668
00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:19,340
Six.
669
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:20,592
[mellow instrumentals]
670
00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:23,094
I killed Gordy.
671
00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:24,387
[shaky] What?
672
00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:25,847
[strained] Who the hell is Gordy?
673
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,974
The guy Patty thought was her dad.
674
00:29:29,392 --> 00:29:30,912
How long have you been standing there?
675
00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:35,023
Do you want to tell me why you sent me
the same emojis Christian sent his dad?
676
00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:39,360
[stammering] I... I must've seen them
on your laptop and...
677
00:29:39,527 --> 00:29:40,527
Bullshit!
678
00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:43,698
- Patty, we need to talk.
- Magnolia, please.
679
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:44,942
Right now is not a good time.
680
00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:48,411
I remembered what happened with Christian.
681
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,038
I saw everything.
682
00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:50,997
Oh, my God.
683
00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:53,708
[stammers] What happened with Christian?
684
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:55,918
[Nonnie] Did you...
685
00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,046
kill him?
686
00:29:58,129 --> 00:29:59,339
Wait, how did you know?
687
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:02,133
Oh, God, there's another one.
688
00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:04,511
[breathless] No, you don't...
689
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,513
You don't understand. I had to.
690
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,264
I thought you were my best friend.
691
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:09,348
I am.
692
00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:11,142
I trusted you.
693
00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:12,936
[chuckles] Join the club.
694
00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:16,773
How could you just lie to my face
like that?
695
00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:17,899
[shaky] How could I not?
696
00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:20,025
Look at you.
697
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,319
Look at all of you.
698
00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:25,803
The way that you're looking at me
now that you know the truth.
699
00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,285
[weeping softly]
700
00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:30,369
Tell me it's okay.
701
00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:33,873
Tell me you understand and you get it.
702
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:35,542
You forgive me.
703
00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,294
[gasps] Tell me I'm still the same person.
704
00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:41,798
I'm still your best friend.
I'm still your daughter.
705
00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:43,758
Please... tell me.
706
00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:47,428
Tell me you still love me, no matter what.
707
00:30:54,727 --> 00:30:55,728
That's what I thought.
708
00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:58,105
[knocking]
709
00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:00,066
Patty, two minutes until the interview.
710
00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:04,153
And up next, Miss Georgia American Lady,
Patty Bladell.
711
00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:09,659
[applause]
712
00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:17,750
Patty Bladell, in your own words, tell us:
713
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:21,045
what does it mean to be a lady
in today's America?
714
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,260
[tense instrumentals]
715
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:29,220
I don't think I can be here.
716
00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:32,307
Bob, please. I can't handle this alone.
717
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,892
Angie, there is a body out there.
718
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:36,519
I need you here. Please stay.
719
00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:40,940
Being a lady...
720
00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:43,610
means you have to lie.
721
00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:46,654
[hushed murmuring]
722
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,908
They say the truth will set you free,
723
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:51,951
but there's no freedom.
724
00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:53,703
Not when you're a lady.
725
00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:55,288
You have to smile pretty
726
00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:58,583
and hide every flaw
and pretend to be someone you're not.
727
00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:02,211
Because nobody really wants the truth.
728
00:32:03,129 --> 00:32:05,757
People don't want to know
who you really are,
729
00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,009
how you feel,
730
00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:09,885
what you've done.
731
00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:11,887
They say they do,
732
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:17,518
but they just want the version of you
733
00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:19,437
that they think you are.
734
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:21,940
Because the real you is...
735
00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:24,233
too much...
736
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,111
and never enough.
737
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:28,946
[chuckles softly]
738
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:32,283
Be the most you you can be.
It's such bullshit.
739
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:33,618
What if you're broken?
740
00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:35,410
What if you're...
741
00:32:35,995 --> 00:32:39,707
so tired of faking it that you feel sick?
742
00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:44,128
[breathless]
What if you're so angry you're homicidal?
743
00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:46,339
What if you're me?
744
00:32:49,008 --> 00:32:51,052
This is who I am, America,
745
00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:53,221
and I'm not a fucking lady.
746
00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:55,457
- [thud]
- [distorted mic feedback]
747
00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:58,518
[indistinct chatter]
748
00:32:58,601 --> 00:33:02,146
[scattered applause]
749
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:05,233
[whooing, cheering]
750
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,653
[yelling] Speak it, sister!
You showed the real you!
751
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,655
Fuck being a motherfuckin' lady!
752
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,490
I'm homicidal, too!
753
00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:13,574
[cheering continues]
754
00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:15,702
[suspenseful instrumentals]
755
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,412
[whistling]
756
00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:23,710
[audience chanting] Patty! Patty! Patty!
757
00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:25,293
They love her.
758
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:26,920
So do I.
759
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:29,055
No matter what.
[takes a deep breath, exhales]
760
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,259
I wish I would have told her.
I need to tell her.
761
00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:32,760
I need some air.
762
00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:33,928
So do I.
763
00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,095
[Brazen] Thank you.
764
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:39,517
And up next, Miss Connecticut
American Lady, Magnolia Barnard.
765
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,935
[applause]
766
00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:45,398
[Patty] This was her chance
to take me out.
767
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,483
To kill her competition.
768
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:50,445
Magnolia, in your own words,
769
00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:54,157
what does it mean to be a lady
in today's America?
770
00:33:55,616 --> 00:33:56,616
[Magnolia scoffs]
771
00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:58,870
All I can say is that...
772
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:01,539
Patty Bladell...
773
00:34:06,335 --> 00:34:08,379
is one of the bravest women I've ever met.
774
00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:09,589
[mellow instrumentals]
775
00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:11,966
She protected me when no one else would.
[sighs]
776
00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:15,678
So if you ask me,
777
00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:18,598
she's what it means to be a lady.
778
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:20,725
Thank you.
779
00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:21,892
[applause]
780
00:34:22,268 --> 00:34:24,145
- [Brazen] Thank you, Magnolia.
- [cheering]
781
00:34:25,271 --> 00:34:27,356
Now we'll take a quick commercial break.
782
00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:29,191
[Magnolia sighs]
783
00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:30,610
I don't know what to say.
784
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:32,820
The same thing I'm gonna say...
785
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:35,030
nothing.
786
00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,533
You saved my life,
787
00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:39,577
so your secret...
788
00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:41,496
is safe with me.
789
00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:44,788
[Magnolia sharply exhales]
790
00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:48,210
[zipping]
791
00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:49,336
[chime notification]
792
00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:50,670
[click]
793
00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:51,964
- [click]
- [whoosh]
794
00:34:56,135 --> 00:34:58,638
[Bob] She was a killer,
and I had helped her.
795
00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:02,600
What if I had let her turn herself in?
Would all those people have died?
796
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:06,312
But maybe it wasn't too late
to do the right thing.
797
00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:08,648
[tense instrumentals]
798
00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:11,150
[beeping]
799
00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:14,131
[Brazen over mic] Ladies and gentlemen,
please take your seats.
800
00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:16,322
We are ready to announce the winner.
801
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,161
[pop music playing]
802
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:25,081
This is an historic moment.
803
00:35:25,164 --> 00:35:27,458
- [phone ringing]
- The judges came to their decision
804
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:28,793
in record time.
805
00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:32,380
[voicemail] This is Bob Barnard.
You've got this. [chuckles]
806
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:34,257
- [beep]
- Bob, call me back.
807
00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:36,759
I found out who the father is. [inhales]
808
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:38,403
- [doorbell rings]
- [pop music playing]
809
00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:41,264
♪ (Time's up)
For the love that's like hating ♪
810
00:35:41,347 --> 00:35:43,766
♪ (Time's up)
For the pressure persuading ♪
811
00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:47,979
♪ (Time's up) Get your mind up
on the grind up 'cause it's time... ♪
812
00:35:48,062 --> 00:35:51,607
All of these women
on stage are strong, empowered.
813
00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:54,193
Each of them will change our world.
814
00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:56,477
- [applause]
- Where's Pamela Kendell Heather Christina?
815
00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:58,573
Who cares?
They're about to announce the winner.
816
00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:01,075
Know that in the eyes of all America,
817
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:04,537
every single one of you are winners
for being here today.
818
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:07,206
But as we know,
819
00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,959
there can only be one
to wear the crown.
820
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,628
So, here we go.
821
00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:17,175
[Bob] I hated Patty,
but I hated myself more
822
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:19,051
because after everything
that had happened,
823
00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:21,012
I still needed to see if she won.
824
00:36:21,095 --> 00:36:23,139
Maybe I was even crazier than her.
825
00:36:23,222 --> 00:36:25,349
- [thudding]
- [Regina moans]
826
00:36:27,226 --> 00:36:28,769
Regina! What the hell?
827
00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:32,732
I thought you were my mortal enemy,
but now I think you're my soulmate.
828
00:36:32,815 --> 00:36:34,692
Regina, will you get off me?
829
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,694
Stop it! [grunting]
830
00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:38,547
- [zipping]
- [stammers] What are you doing?
831
00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:39,822
[Regina giggling]
832
00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:42,366
- Help! Hey, somebody let me out!
- Shh. Oh, no, no.
833
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:44,650
No, honey. Don't bother. No.
There's a pageant going on.
834
00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:45,912
No one can hear you.
835
00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,639
- Second Runner-Up:
- [pop music continues]
836
00:36:47,663 --> 00:36:50,750
Miss New York American Lady,
Debra Dinkess.
837
00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:51,833
[cheering]
838
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,836
I found Stella Rose's body.
839
00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:56,589
Salted, preserved.
840
00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,425
- Oh, I was impressed by your work.
- I didn't do that.
841
00:36:59,508 --> 00:37:00,668
Aw, honey, of course you did.
842
00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:01,969
She's your ex.
843
00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:05,348
And I have never been more turned on.
844
00:37:06,432 --> 00:37:08,351
Our First Runner-Up:
845
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:10,019
Miss Connecticut American Lady,
846
00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:11,662
- Magnolia Barnard.
- [Magnolia screams]
847
00:37:11,687 --> 00:37:13,481
[cheering]
848
00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:15,483
- Thank you.
- [whistling]
849
00:37:17,109 --> 00:37:18,694
Bob, it's tragic, really.
850
00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:21,113
If I'd known we were so much alike,
851
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:23,699
things could have been different.
852
00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,994
But I was already so far down the road
with my plan...
853
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,162
[scoffs] What plan?
854
00:37:28,454 --> 00:37:29,454
Well...
855
00:37:30,706 --> 00:37:33,334
I put Stella Rose's body
in your hotel room.
856
00:37:33,834 --> 00:37:35,754
The cops will find her there
when they search it,
857
00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:36,876
but that was just a bonus.
858
00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:38,801
- Wait, you called the cops?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
859
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:41,217
- [camera shutters]
- Right now, the FBI is finding
860
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:44,220
a sick-ass serial killer stash
between your walls,
861
00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:47,306
thanks to a tip courtesy of moi.
862
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,557
Oh, and get this, Bob.
863
00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:50,935
They were so grateful,
they agreed not to press charges
864
00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:53,020
against me for kidnapping Dixie. [laughs]
865
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:55,022
What are you talking about? What stash?
866
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,399
Roxy's sash,
867
00:37:56,857 --> 00:38:00,236
Heather's yo-yos,
explosives from the parade.
868
00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:04,407
I saved it all and put them there
to frame you...
869
00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:07,702
'cause you ruined my life.
870
00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,079
Oh, my God. It's you.
871
00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:11,998
You're the pageant killer?
872
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:14,583
No, honey. Try and keep up.
873
00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:17,295
- You are.
- [drumroll]
874
00:38:17,586 --> 00:38:18,587
[Brazen] And the moment
875
00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:20,881
you've all been waiting for.
876
00:38:21,507 --> 00:38:25,594
The winner of this year's
Miss American Lady,
877
00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,222
by unanimous decision:
878
00:38:28,347 --> 00:38:31,684
Miss Georgia American Lady,
Patty Bladell!
879
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:33,394
[uproarious cheering]
880
00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:36,814
[applause, whooing]
881
00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:41,277
- [light clicks on]
- [exhales] Surprise, Bob! Look!
882
00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:43,988
[Bob] Oh, my God.
- [panting]
883
00:38:44,071 --> 00:38:47,199
I did this! I did it! I did it for you!
[laughs]
884
00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:53,065
- [slicing effect]
- [Regina gasps] Okay. Here, here, here.
885
00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:56,208
[yelling] Oh, help! Help! Oh!
886
00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:58,669
- He's tryin' to kill me!
- Regina! Get back here.
887
00:38:58,794 --> 00:38:59,879
[Patty whimpers]
888
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:04,425
[Brazen] Ladies and gentlemen, our new
Miss American Lady, Patty Bladell!
889
00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:07,053
- [audience cheers]
- [contestants clamoring]
890
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,140
[Regina, screaming] Help! Help me!
891
00:39:11,223 --> 00:39:13,392
The pageant killer's trying to kill me!
892
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:14,352
[crowd gasps]
893
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:15,936
- [crying] Help me!
- No!
894
00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:17,438
- [audience screaming]
- [Bob] No!
895
00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:18,897
No, it's her!
896
00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:20,825
- [Regina crying]
- She's the pageant killer!
897
00:39:21,817 --> 00:39:23,444
She's the pageant killer!
898
00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:24,527
[screaming]
899
00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:27,913
- She's... [cries out]
- [screaming continues]
900
00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,995
- I did it! I caught the pageant killer!
- [handcuffs rattling]
901
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:35,623
[mouthing] No, wait!
902
00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:39,794
♪ So I can breathe and it will echo
Oh, no ♪
903
00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:44,048
♪ Yeah, I'm a bad guy
Ain't no holding back guy ♪
904
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,549
♪ Come off like a mad guy ♪
905
00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:47,903
- ♪ Always got your back guy ♪
- [door buzzes, clicks open]
906
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:50,137
- ♪ Yeah, I'm a real... ♪
- [approaching footsteps]
907
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:52,639
[Patty] Bob.
908
00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:54,182
Hey.
909
00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:57,862
[steadily exhales] How are you?
Are you okay?
910
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,733
This is pretty cool, right?
911
00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:05,027
Private room.
912
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,029
No one listening in. [chuckles]
913
00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:10,241
It's usually just reserved
for an attorney and a client.
914
00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:12,451
Which used to be us.
915
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:16,288
But now... [takes a deep breath]
916
00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:19,208
I guess being Miss American Lady
has its privileges. [chuckles]
917
00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:25,714
Look.
918
00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:29,260
We're famous, like Drew Barrymore famous.
919
00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:34,056
I already have TV producers calling.
They want to make a show about us.
920
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,016
You should be in here.
921
00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:38,601
Not me.
922
00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:40,228
I know.
923
00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:42,273
It's... I'm gonna make this right.
924
00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:44,733
How? Are you gonna turn yourself in?
925
00:40:45,025 --> 00:40:47,111
I'm gonna prove that Regina
was the pageant killer
926
00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:48,279
and that she set you up.
927
00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:49,822
I'm gonna find her,
928
00:40:49,905 --> 00:40:51,449
get a confession out of her,
929
00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:53,117
pin Stella Rose on her,
930
00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:55,536
- and then take her out.
- [ominous instrumentals]
931
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:57,538
Take her out?
932
00:40:58,038 --> 00:40:59,123
She deserves it.
933
00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:00,248
Like Christian,
934
00:41:00,749 --> 00:41:01,749
Gordy,
935
00:41:02,376 --> 00:41:03,377
Stella Rose.
936
00:41:04,795 --> 00:41:06,172
Oh, my God. You like it.
937
00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:09,591
What?
938
00:41:10,509 --> 00:41:11,509
Killing.
939
00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:14,013
You like it.
940
00:41:14,096 --> 00:41:16,348
- [mellow instrumentals]
- [Patty] Was he right?
941
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,059
- [clanking]
- Did I like it?
942
00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:24,982
Had I been lying to myself all along?
943
00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:29,862
Maybe I wasn't a victim.
944
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:31,489
I was empowered.
945
00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:36,285
That was the kind of lady I wanted to be.
946
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:39,330
And now that I had the crown,
947
00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:41,290
nothing could get in my way.
948
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,043
Bob, maybe you're right.
949
00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:46,170
Maybe I do like it.
950
00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:48,464
Maybe that's why I couldn't stop eating.
951
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:50,591
I was pushing down the truth.
952
00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:52,551
What truth?
953
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:57,264
Nothing tastes as good as killing feels.
[inhales deeply]
954
00:41:57,973 --> 00:41:59,517
["Welcome to the Jungle" playing]
955
00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:00,684
[breathless] Oh, my God!
956
00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:02,227
Bob, thank you.
957
00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:04,897
This is amazing.
[stammers] I finally feel free.
958
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,733
[Bob] I helped her to be the most her
she could be,
959
00:42:07,816 --> 00:42:10,277
and who she was, was a monster.
960
00:42:10,444 --> 00:42:12,154
I've got to go find Regina.
961
00:42:12,446 --> 00:42:13,822
I'll let you know when it's done.
962
00:42:14,657 --> 00:42:15,533
- [door buzzes]
- Patty.
963
00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:16,700
[Patty] It was fate.
964
00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:19,828
Bob saved me,
and now it was my turn to save him.
965
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,288
Stop that woman! Guards!
966
00:42:21,705 --> 00:42:22,831
I had to stop her.
967
00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:24,625
I was the only one who could.
968
00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:29,129
- She was my destiny.
- [distant screaming]
969
00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:32,508
[echoing] Patty!
970
00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:37,388
♪ Welcome to the jungle
We got fun and games ♪
971
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,724
♪ We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names ♪
972
00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:44,979
♪ We are the people that can find
whatever you may need ♪
973
00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:48,816
♪ If you got the money
Honey, we got your disease ♪
974
00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:55,906
♪ In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees ♪
975
00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:01,120
♪ Oh, I wanna watch you bleed ♪
976
00:43:01,203 --> 00:43:04,498
♪ Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day ♪
977
00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:08,335
♪ If you want it, you're gonna bleed
But it's the price to pay ♪
978
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:12,339
♪ And you're a very sexy girl
Very hard to please ♪
979
00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:16,010
♪ You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get there for free ♪
980
00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:19,305
♪ In the jungle, welcome to the jungle ♪
981
00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:24,435
♪ Feel my, my, my serpentine ♪
982
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:28,188
♪ Uh, I, I want to hear you scream ♪
983
00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:47,458
♪ Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here every day ♪
984
00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:51,211
♪ You learn to live like an animal
in the jungle where we play ♪
985
00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:55,049
♪ If you got hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually ♪
986
00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:59,011
♪ You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me ♪
987
00:43:59,094 --> 00:44:02,014
♪ In the jungle, welcome to the jungle ♪
988
00:44:02,097 --> 00:44:06,935
♪ Watch it bring you
to your knees, knees ♪
989
00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:11,148
♪ I'm gonna watch you bleed ♪
990
00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:25,621
♪ And when you're high
You never ever wanna come down ♪
991
00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:33,212
♪ So down, so down, so down, yeah ♪