1 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,138 [Patty] My boyfriend was kissing another girl. 2 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:15,098 He was the nicest guy alive. 3 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:18,601 Which meant there must have been something wrong with me. 4 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:19,685 Oh, shit. 5 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,106 [Brick] Patty, wait! No! 6 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,651 Patty, I am so, so sorry. 7 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:29,571 I was trying to prove I was a better kisser. I did it for you. 8 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:32,397 You expect me to believe that? 9 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:34,129 Yes. Why else do you think I would want to? 10 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:37,013 Maybe because she looks amazing in that costume that didn't fit me. 11 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,204 Patty, that's crazy. 12 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,707 Is it? 'Cause you literally just said 13 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,590 how great she looked, and then you ditched me. 14 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:43,752 That's not what happened! 15 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,670 So why don't you tell me what happened then? 16 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:46,754 Yeah... 17 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:51,509 Maybe it's because Magnolia doesn't make everything about her. 18 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:54,303 Excuse me? 19 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:57,098 My parents are getting a divorce. All right? 20 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:59,782 I'm not getting into college. Did you ever even ask me about that? 21 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,312 - Of course, I... - No, not even once! 22 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,190 So at least Magnolia listens to me. 23 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:06,566 I listen. 24 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,401 Of course I listened. 25 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:10,320 Brick just couldn't tell me the truth. 26 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:12,906 I knew the real reason he liked Magnolia better than me. 27 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:15,033 The one thing she had that I didn't. 28 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:16,326 She was thinner than me. 29 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:17,744 [sighs] Whatever, Brick. 30 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:20,037 We're done. 31 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:22,831 Patty... 32 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,887 [Bob] I couldn't believe my mom killed herself. 33 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:39,641 She just checked out and left me and my dad behind. 34 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:41,810 And I almost did the same thing. 35 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,355 I tried to kill myself twice, 36 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,315 and I would've left my son. 37 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,026 I couldn't believe I had been so selfish. 38 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:52,736 Hi. 39 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,946 Are you here 'cause you heard Patty and I broke up? 40 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:56,741 What? 41 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:59,452 Oh, no. I... I had no idea. 42 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:00,370 Uh-huh. 43 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,163 I didn't, but I am here, 44 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:04,207 if you want to talk about it. 45 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,166 All right. 46 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,085 Um... 47 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,880 I kissed Magnolia, and Patty dumped me. 48 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,841 Oh. How is Patty? 49 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:13,842 Seriously? 50 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,525 I thought you said you were here for me. 51 00:02:15,593 --> 00:02:17,720 - Oh, no, I am. - You're more worried about Patty. 52 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,264 No, I'm... I'm not more worried... 53 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:22,308 Okay, I knew I shouldn't have told you, and I knew you'd take her side. 54 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,102 Brick, I'm always on your side. 55 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:25,562 Yeah, okay. Good talk, Dad. 56 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,357 I was on Brick's side. 57 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:32,235 I just didn't always know how to show up. 58 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:34,654 And after everything that happened, 59 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:37,365 I wondered if maybe that's how my own dad felt about me. 60 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:39,033 Thanks for coming, Dad. 61 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:40,493 Well, I almost didn't. 62 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:42,287 Your apology on TV... 63 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,998 Jesus! Real pussy move, son. 64 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:47,667 Dad, I wanted to tell you something nice, 65 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,627 but, wow, you are making it hard. 66 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:53,506 It was just that whiny "I'm sorry!" 67 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:54,757 So embarrassing. 68 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:58,845 My friends at the club actually asked me if you were Canadian. 69 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,221 Dad, stop. 70 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:02,557 I wanted to thank you. 71 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:03,640 Thank me? 72 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:07,854 For how you protected me... 73 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:09,606 from knowing about Mom. 74 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:14,569 You know, I spent... so many years 75 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:17,405 feeling sure that you hated me, but... 76 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:21,201 now I think maybe you were always on my side. 77 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,327 You just... 78 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,663 didn't exactly know how to show up. 79 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:28,291 Hard time back then. 80 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:32,002 No problem. 81 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:35,298 Well, maybe we could spend some time together... 82 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:36,798 sometime. 83 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,887 Sure. Retirement's boring as shit. 84 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,265 I mean, how many Judge Judys can you watch? [laughs] 85 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:48,287 You know, they do a free breakfast at some of the strip clubs in Atlanta. 86 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:52,065 Maybe you and I could do a waffles and big time titties kinda thing, huh? 87 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:53,566 You do still like titties, right? 88 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,443 Ye... Mm, yeah. Um... 89 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,695 But... Or you could... 90 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,490 come to a pageant sometime? 91 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:02,825 Yeah, that's never gonna happen. 92 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:05,828 [chuckles] Okay, Dad. Good talk. 93 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:06,788 Yeah, okay. 94 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:09,707 [laughs and grunts] 95 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,377 [sighs] 96 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:16,130 I do have one regret, though. 97 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,590 Oh, yeah, just the one. 98 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:27,684 I never should've left your mom alone. 99 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:33,022 I knew she was in a fragile state of mind. I just... 100 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,148 [exhales] 101 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,734 I had a big case and... 102 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:41,906 I thought that she'd be fine for a few hours. 103 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:46,077 But when I got back, she was gone. 104 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:49,622 And you were crying. 105 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,837 You tried for a half an hour to wake her up... 106 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,967 and neither one of us could save her. 107 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:08,850 I do have one other regret. 108 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:10,518 The Ice Capades. 109 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:14,564 You begged and begged until I finally took you there just to shut you up... 110 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:17,084 - I was finally bonding with my dad... - How 'bout that time... 111 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:19,360 ...but now all I could think about was Patty. 112 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:22,196 She was in a fragile state, just like my mom. 113 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,741 She just broke up with Brick, 114 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:27,160 and the last time she ended a relationship, 115 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:29,620 - she didn't exactly make the best choices. - Dad... 116 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,165 I gotta go. 117 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:34,042 Uh, well... 118 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,631 Oh. Uh, okay. 119 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:43,467 Careful. 120 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:44,718 Go! 121 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:46,512 [cleans throat] Good job. 122 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:52,602 [Patty] I refused to let Brick and Magnolia get the best of me, 123 00:05:53,102 --> 00:05:55,730 so I decided to take control of my life. 124 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:59,567 I was gonna lose a bunch of weight, get a revenge body, win State, 125 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,820 and let Brick Armstrong eat his cheating little heart out. 126 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:07,492 [Angie] You don't feel like eating anything? 127 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:09,369 Figured you'd be starving after your workout. 128 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,120 I can't eat this. 129 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,246 I'm paleo now. 130 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:14,082 I can make pancakes. 131 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:15,458 I can't have anything processed. 132 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:17,822 You know what? Whatever. I'll make myself some egg whites. 133 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:25,133 So... 134 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,428 how's the food stuff going? 135 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:30,264 - You still going to OA? - Why? 136 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,266 Uh, because I get it. [laughs] 137 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,520 I know food and alcohol issues aren't exactly the same, but... 138 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:37,563 you ever want to talk, I'm here. 139 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:39,523 For how long? 140 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:42,776 Honey... 141 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:44,820 Listen. 142 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:47,573 I know I made a lot of mistakes. 143 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:52,370 And that probably added to you feeling like you had to turn to food. 144 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:57,083 But I'm not gonna let you down, not ever again. 145 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:00,795 Thank you for saying that, Mom. 146 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:06,716 My baby. 147 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:11,055 All right. Well, I gotta go to work. 148 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,808 Dixie called an emergency staff meeting. 149 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,810 - All wiens on deck. - [snorts] 150 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:18,521 Call me if you need anything, okay? All right. 151 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,575 The egg whites weren't gonna be enough. Maybe some yogurt. 152 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:47,633 Just a little. For some crunch. 153 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:05,943 It was supposed to be a couple of bites, 154 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:09,697 but I was so stressed about getting thinner, it just made me want to eat. 155 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:14,410 [crunching] 156 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:42,063 Probably should've gone to an OA meeting. 157 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:45,900 Screw it. The next hour would be way better spent in the gym, 158 00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:48,319 burning off all those calories. [knock at door] 159 00:08:50,112 --> 00:08:52,990 Hey, I heard from Brick about the breakup. 160 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:54,158 I wanted to check on you. 161 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,660 [Patty] I was a mess. 162 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:56,744 Thanks. I'm okay. 163 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,663 You sure? I mean, you wanna talk about it? 164 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,373 I didn't have time for talk. 165 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:02,124 No, I'm just headed out to the gym. 166 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:05,336 Patty, I'm worried that you might be triggered. 167 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:08,422 I'm not. I'm great. I'm inspired. 168 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,800 I'm gonna win State. I'm taking care of myself. 169 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,725 You said it yourself, Brick was a distraction. 170 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,738 - I know, but... - So this worked out great, right? 171 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:18,099 I just want to let you know that I am here for you. Anything you need. 172 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:20,851 What I need is for you to help me find a talent for State. 173 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:23,396 Great! I can do that. Let's get started on that right away. 174 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:24,313 But the gym... 175 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,524 Well, the gym can wait. There's no emergency, right? 176 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:30,236 The faster I found a talent, the faster I could get to the gym. 177 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:32,738 [Bob] We'd been trying to find a talent all day. 178 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,574 We were both grasping at straws. 179 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:35,908 Patty, what is that? 180 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,868 A sword. Or a fairy wand. 181 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,912 Eiffel Tower? Leaning Tower of Pisa? 182 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:42,182 - This is not gonna work. - I don't know what else to do. 183 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:44,458 We've tried singing and handbells and bongos. 184 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,085 How am I gonna win State? 185 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:47,336 We're running out of time. 186 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,672 Whoa! Whoa! Let's take a break, huh? 187 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,341 We'll grab some food. Wiener Taco. My treat. 188 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,844 I couldn't eat wiener tacos and stay thin. 189 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:57,847 I can meet you there in an hour. I'm gonna just hit the gym first. 190 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:01,058 Patty was acting weird. 191 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,436 There was no way I was letting her out of my sight. 192 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:05,521 [song playing] 193 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,817 Patty, this is so great. 194 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:11,902 We should do all our workouts together. 195 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,951 Hi. Jonathan. 196 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:20,828 [panting] 197 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:24,540 You're either trying to pick me up or sell me training sessions, but... 198 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:26,626 either way, it's not happening. 199 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,669 Okay, first of all, you have horrible gaydar, 200 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,255 and I'm not trying to sell you anything. I just want to say hi. 201 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:32,672 Hi. 202 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:35,051 It's your second time in here today. Impressive. 203 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:38,012 Yeah. Well, it's pageant season. I've got calories to burn. 204 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:41,182 I noticed. Three hours on the bike this morning and now a run? 205 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,558 Aren't you exhausted? 206 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,393 No. I have tons of energy. 207 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,606 Just be careful. It's not healthy to over-cardio. 208 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,608 I'm not. I'm pushing myself. 209 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:51,776 People can get crazy. 210 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:54,779 Well, I'm not crazy, but thank you so much for your concern. 211 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,532 - [beeping] - Bob, let's go. 212 00:10:58,616 --> 00:10:59,700 Oh! 213 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,036 Thank God. I'm starving. Shower up. 214 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:03,454 Meet me back here in five? 215 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:04,914 Patty, 216 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:08,209 I know you just broke up with Brick, and it is nice to get attention, 217 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,211 but I'm pretty sure that guy is gay. 218 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,507 [song playing] 219 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:19,679 [speaking Korean] 220 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:25,642 K-pop! 221 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:32,148 [Patty] Dixie! 222 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,191 What's all this? 223 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,444 I decided, now that I'm Korean, 224 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,114 I wanted to make this place look more like Korea. 225 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,866 What makes you think this looks like Korea? 226 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,911 She googled Korea and found a bunch of K-pop videos. 227 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:45,620 Just go with it. 228 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,708 Hey, I was looking for you after the dance, but you split. 229 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,085 I'm Henry, Dixie's bio bro. 230 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:52,837 Uh, hi. 231 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,340 Mm, I'm so sorry. She... 232 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:57,925 She can't right now. 233 00:11:58,342 --> 00:11:59,342 Wh... Hey! 234 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,430 Bob, what are you doing? He's hot! 235 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:03,973 You need some time to heal. 236 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,350 Let's just leave bio bro alone, 237 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,352 at least until we find you a talent. 238 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:12,022 Well, spit on my tits! Ain't this a nice surprise? 239 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,358 - You want to join us? - Oh, no, I can't. 240 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,360 I'm on my new Korean-style two-minute break. 241 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:19,947 If I sit down, I'll get electro-shocked by this godforsaken new tie. 242 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:22,366 That poor girl's got her Koreas confused. 243 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,201 What are you guys doing here? 244 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,579 Oh, it's just a little food break. 245 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,582 Before we can go back to figuring out more things that I suck at. 246 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:35,379 We are having a little trouble finding a talent for State, but we will nail it! 247 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,173 We still have a few weeks, and then 248 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:41,385 your mother and I will be there to cheer you on when you get that crown! 249 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,180 Uh, yeah. Um... About that... 250 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,263 What? 251 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,057 I can't make it. 252 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:48,934 Seriously? 253 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,620 You said you would never let me down again. 254 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:52,146 Except this one last time. 255 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,273 I am so, so sorry! 256 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:58,110 Dixie's making us get new hairdos from this K-pop stylist that day. 257 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,196 - You can't get one day off? - I wish I could, 258 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,947 but I need this job for us. 259 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,741 You know what? Whatever. Keys? 260 00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:05,743 I'm taking the car. 261 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:07,787 The least you can do for me is get a ride home. 262 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,334 You wanna go after her, or should I? 263 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,836 Oh, no, don't. She needs her space. 264 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,171 She'll get over it. 265 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,131 You know she always does, right? 266 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,177 [crackling] 267 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,262 God... Goddamn it! 268 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,723 - What? - I didn't... I... 269 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,854 I could blame Brick's rejection on the size of my body... 270 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:35,832 - but my mom's? - [engine turning over] 271 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:37,399 That must've been about me. 272 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,734 [engine turning over] 273 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,195 All I wanted to do was go home and eat. 274 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,530 Was that too much to ask? 275 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,074 [sighs] 276 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,120 [yelling] 277 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,250 Hey, I can help you with that. 278 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,291 All right. You're gonna have to tell me what's wrong 279 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,922 'cause I'm pretty sure it's not just about the car. 280 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,632 I'm not telling you my problems. 281 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:03,008 Then I'm not fixing your car. 282 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,390 Fine. You really wanna know? 283 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,977 My mom pretty much bails on me at every turn. 284 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,021 So, shocker: I feel horrible about myself. 285 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,940 I totally relate to that. 286 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,024 Really? 287 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:23,863 Yeah. I'm pre-law and pre-med, which is, like, impossible, okay? 288 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:25,823 And it's still not enough. 289 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:29,660 Ever since Dixie disappeared, the pressure to succeed was just put on me... 290 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:33,247 Screw Brick. Was this my shot at getting an even hotter boyfriend? 291 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,959 All right. All fixed. 292 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,586 Loose alternator wire. 293 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:41,547 You wanna get outta here? 294 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,632 Oh, I wish. I have somewhere to be though. 295 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,176 But, hey, you can totally come with if you can give me a ride. 296 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,806 [electronic music playing] 297 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,897 [crowd cheering] 298 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,160 [girls screaming] 299 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:20,544 For the first time in a week, I didn't think about food 300 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,338 because Henry was a snack. 301 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,304 [crowd cheers] 302 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,279 [girls screaming] 303 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,867 [man] Ladies, give it up for Diesel! 304 00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:55,037 And suddenly, I had a new obsession. 305 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,748 So, let me get this straight, 306 00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:00,334 you're a pre-law, pre-med stripper. 307 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:04,421 Do you do this to pay for school, or to piss off your mom? 308 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,399 Pissing my mom off is definitely an added benefit, 309 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,634 but I do it to feel good about myself. 310 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:11,387 How exactly does taking your clothes off in front of strangers 311 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,888 make you feel good about yourself? 312 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,056 It gives me confidence. 313 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,392 Right, 'cause you had a confidence problem. 314 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:20,562 I did. Look, Asian-American guys get treated like the bottom of the barrel. 315 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:24,316 We're the least swiped on all the dating apps. It's a thing. 316 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,359 After a while, 317 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:28,162 that kinda stuff messes with your head, no matter what you look like. 318 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,780 So you decided to strip. 319 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,449 Yeah, as a way to get comfortable in my skin. 320 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,661 When the clothes come off, your skin's the only thing left, right? 321 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,955 He had everything I wanted. 322 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,415 He was better than a sponsor. 323 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,083 Do you think you could teach me... 324 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,543 to feel good in my body? 325 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,380 Yeah! Through meditation, breath work, movement. 326 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:47,840 It takes time, but it's worth it. 327 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,259 Whoa! What's worth it? 328 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,468 What are you doing here? 329 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:56,098 I followed you from the Wiener Taco to save yourself from your own bad judgment. 330 00:16:56,181 --> 00:17:00,352 It's not bad judgment. I think I might've found my talent for State. 331 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,937 What? You want to strip? 332 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:03,522 Stripping... 333 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:04,648 [yelling] 334 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,025 Stripping is not a talent! 335 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,652 [man] Screw you! You get up here and do this! 336 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,988 Oh, no, I meant for her. You guys are... 337 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,032 Oh! You're doing amazing. 338 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,867 Here... Thank you... 339 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,785 for your service. Mmm. 340 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,705 Bob, not strip! Dance! 341 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,915 Do you think you could teach me to dance? 342 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,876 Yeah. I mean... 343 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:25,878 I guess. 344 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,797 Fine. As long as the clothes stay on. 345 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:29,882 How soon can you start? 346 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,261 [keyboard keys tapping] 347 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,847 So are you gonna just keep staring at me, 348 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,516 or are you gonna tell me why you wanted to come over? 349 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,185 We need to talk about our kiss. 350 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,561 Look, 351 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,355 I care about you... 352 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:46,774 a lot, 353 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:50,110 but I'm really trying to just focus on myself right now, 354 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,864 so I think we should just keep things simple and... 355 00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:55,866 stay friends. 356 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,619 Right. Um... 357 00:17:58,702 --> 00:17:59,995 Friends. Totally. 358 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,707 So, how's the Hughes application going? 359 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,751 [sighs] Hard. 360 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,587 Especially these essay questions. 361 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:11,924 Well, I'm sorry. I'd help, but essays aren't exactly my thing. 362 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:14,468 I guess that's one good thing about me skipping college. 363 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,678 Have you figured out what you wanna do yet? 364 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,973 Well, I have one idea, but it's probably stupid. 365 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:21,975 Tell me. 366 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,739 So, remember when you told me to watch those YouTube kissing videos? 367 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,814 I still can't believe you did that. [laughs] 368 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,942 Turns out the people who make those can make a ton of money. 369 00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:34,029 So you want to make kissing videos? 370 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:38,242 No, but I want to be an influencer doing something... 371 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,452 that I'm good at. 372 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:43,163 The only problem is I have no clue what that is. 373 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,624 You are good at... 374 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:47,709 being a good guy. 375 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,711 I mean, whenever we talk, 376 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,339 I feel like you're always listening. 377 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:53,799 Hm. 378 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:54,882 Like... 379 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,677 really... 380 00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,095 listening. 381 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,141 So... 382 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,644 - that might be something. - Right. Um... 383 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:09,940 I could make a video of me really listening. 384 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,651 And then people could watch it! 385 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,820 It would be like those aquarium videos for dogs! 386 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,070 Like this. Here... 387 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,286 [Magnolia laughs] 388 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,121 What are you doing with your face? 389 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,917 Okay, you might be onto something with this whole good guy thing, but... 390 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,545 not this. 391 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:36,466 [Bob Barnard] Rudy just invited me to his apartment. 392 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,759 So what's the big deal? 393 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,722 - The big deal is he's hot. - Yeah, I guess he is handsome. 394 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:45,475 Come on. He looks like gay Superman with his muscles 395 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,812 and the dimples and the perfect teeth. 396 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,606 I think 397 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:54,151 it'd be good for me to have a rebound, even if it's just a distraction. 398 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,612 Don't you think? 399 00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,322 [clattering, yelling] 400 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,824 Sure. I gotta go. 401 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,077 [thudding] 402 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,997 [distant footsteps] 403 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:08,832 [clattering] 404 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,959 [footsteps getting closer] 405 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,128 [creaking] 406 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:14,546 Sh... 407 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,215 [low whine] 408 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,552 [low whine] 409 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,938 [screaming] 410 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,191 [sneezes] 411 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,817 What in the world? 412 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:39,112 - Goddamn, it's dusty in there! - Regina, what are you doin'? 413 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,782 I don't know if you heard, but... 414 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,285 I stole Dixie from the Mall of Minneapolis. 415 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,662 Yes, I heard. 416 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,248 - So, I'm hiding from the cops. - In my closet? 417 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,708 Technically, it's the space between the closet and the wall. 418 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,211 Luckily, I still had a key from when I sold you the house. 419 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,380 Okay. You know what? I'm calling the cops 420 00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:59,383 - because this is creepy. - Oh, no! I wouldn't do that if I were you. 421 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:03,053 Otherwise, I won't give you the name and number of our Tampoozle investor, 422 00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:06,390 so you can carry on while I'm gone. 423 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,393 You know what? 424 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,605 You're a convicted felon, and if you think that I am gonna let... 425 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,775 What? Shelby? Okay, what's Shelby's last name? 426 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,869 [woman] You've reached the Georgia Department of Corrections. 427 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,580 Please stay on the line as our menu has changed. 428 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,666 - [gasps] - [knock at door] 429 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,419 Hey, man. Thanks for coming. 430 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,212 Here. I brought some wine. 431 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,048 Come in. [laughs] 432 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:44,261 Uh, thanks. I don't usually drink when I work. 433 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:45,762 Wait. Uh... 434 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,181 This is a work meeting? 435 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,265 Yeah. 436 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:50,809 What'd you think it was? 437 00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:52,477 That. A work meeting. 438 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:57,274 Just the two of us working professionally, here in your apartment. 439 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,776 Why are we in your apartment? 440 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,362 'Cause I have a theory about Roxy's murder. 441 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,408 Of course. You want to talk to me about Roxy. 442 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:08,869 And the chief told me to drop it, but... 443 00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:10,871 I can't. 444 00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:13,540 So, you know, we needed to meet in secret. 445 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,208 Got it. 446 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,835 What is your theory? 447 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:20,839 Your daughter's murder seemed too ritualistic to be a one-time thing. 448 00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:23,967 The way the body was staged, that's the behavior of a serial killer. 449 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,302 Do you have any suspects? 450 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:26,385 Well... 451 00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:28,388 Patty Bladell. 452 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:32,100 [scoffs] No. There's no way Patty Bladell is a serial killer. 453 00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,311 - I'm not so sure. - Well... 454 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:35,896 I'm also looking at 455 00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:38,690 Heather Kristina Pamela Kendall Jackson Johnson. 456 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,109 - You know, the runner-up behind Patty. - Hm-mm. 457 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:44,821 You know she went to compete in another region and won. 458 00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:47,908 Now that sounds like a girl who'd do anything to win. 459 00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:49,409 I'm not waiting for another murder, 460 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,453 so I'm going to State on my own dime. 461 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:52,536 All right. 462 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:54,539 There's just one problem. 463 00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:59,169 I don't know anything about the pageant world. 464 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:00,921 That's why I called you. 465 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,673 You were a pageant dad for so long with Magnolia, 466 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:07,552 I figured you could help me navigate the waters, give me the inside track. 467 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,972 Of course, especially if I can help catch Roxy's killer. 468 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,351 Great. Then you can share my hotel room. 469 00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:17,437 Y... Your hotel room? 470 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:21,108 It's a pageant weekend, and the hotel's almost completely booked. 471 00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:24,486 - I got us the last room. - Yeah. 472 00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:25,904 [both laugh] 473 00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:31,034 [music starts] Ready? And five, six, seven, eight. 474 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:36,373 And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 475 00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:41,169 And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 476 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,004 - Dang it! - [music stops] 477 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,548 Patty, it's not that hard. 478 00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:46,715 Hm? 479 00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:49,511 It's just one, two, shave that cake, 480 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:54,015 pop that Tic Tac, 'round the world, and jazz feet. Now you try. 481 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:57,769 No! This is the 45th talent I've tried! I'm worthless! 482 00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,146 Calm down! We will get it! 483 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:02,309 Do you really have to be here every second? Why can't you just leave me alone? 484 00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:05,944 - Because you are fragile. - What's that supposed to mean? 485 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:09,322 You just broke up with Brick. 486 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,002 And we both know what happened the last time 487 00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:14,619 - a relationship didn't work out. - What happened? 488 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,203 - Nothing! - Nothing! 489 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,583 Bob, back off. You are making me angry. 490 00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:24,588 Hey, why don't we take advantage of this rage? 491 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:27,090 I could teach you capoeira. 492 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,800 What's capoeira? 493 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:32,012 It's an Afro-Brazilian discipline that blends martial arts and dancing. 494 00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:32,929 It's perfect! 495 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:36,975 You mean a Korean-American guy is gonna teach 496 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:40,770 a Caucasian girl an Afro-Brazilian dance? 497 00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:43,440 Isn't that cultural appropriation? 498 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:45,609 At some point, doesn't it all just cancel itself out? 499 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:50,197 [music playing] 500 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:56,870 It took me a minute to get up to speed, but Henry was right. 501 00:24:56,953 --> 00:24:58,455 I was a capoeira natural. 502 00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:01,458 I had finally found my talent. 503 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:03,919 Plus, I had found the solution to my bingeing. 504 00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:07,088 With Henry around, I totally forgot about eating. 505 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,799 And we were dancing so much, I didn't have to go to the gym. 506 00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:13,053 But while this should've been the hottest montage ever, 507 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,765 I had my coach as a constant cockblocking companion. 508 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,482 I still felt like I was starving, 509 00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:27,275 but this time, not for food. 510 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,610 Leave room for Jesus! 511 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,958 And the student surpasses the teacher. 512 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:46,710 Nope. 513 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:48,755 We leave for State tomorrow, 514 00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:51,675 and you need to get home and get a good night's rest. 515 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,802 I'll drive. She'll call ya. 516 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,430 [sighs] 517 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:59,766 I just wish Bob would leave me and Henry alone. 518 00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:01,810 - Feels like we're soul mates. - Soul mates? 519 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:04,563 You guys have known each other for, what, three weeks? 520 00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:07,148 Four! But it feels like my whole life. 521 00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:10,235 Plus, we've been spending every waking moment together. 522 00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:13,780 It all seems kind of fast. I mean, you just broke up with Brick. 523 00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:17,450 Look, before I met Henry, I was a mess. 524 00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:20,328 I was broken and self-destructive. 525 00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:23,206 But now, I... I have a great talent, 526 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,625 I have a hot guy, and I'm totally gonna win State! 527 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:28,086 And Brick will be totally jealous. 528 00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:30,880 - So, this is about Brick. - No! 529 00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:32,339 This is about me! 530 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:35,051 Henry is the best thing that's ever happened to me. 531 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:36,720 How is OA? 532 00:26:37,053 --> 00:26:39,533 I mean, aren't you supposed to not, like, date for a year or... 533 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,182 Whatever. That's a dumb rule. 534 00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:44,441 And besides, ever since I met Henry, I haven't even thought about food. 535 00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:47,981 Maybe that's because you've replaced one addiction with another. 536 00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:49,524 Can't you just be happy for me? 537 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:52,110 Not everyone takes things as slowly as you. 538 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:54,404 What's that supposed to mean? 539 00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:57,991 Nonnie, I mean, you and Dee have been dating for, what, three months? 540 00:26:58,074 --> 00:26:59,826 And you still haven't swiped your V card? 541 00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:01,786 That's not my fault! 542 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,122 She keeps canceling on me! 543 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:08,376 She's using college as an excuse, but maybe she's just not that into me. 544 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,838 Or maybe you need to just up the romance factor. 545 00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:16,092 Drive over there! Surprise her! Bring dinner or flowers, or... 546 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,845 you know, toys, accessories. 547 00:27:18,928 --> 00:27:19,804 [knocks, girls scream] 548 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:21,056 - Oh, my God! - Henry! 549 00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:22,819 I thought we were about to get ax-murdered! 550 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:24,308 - Hi! - Hey! 551 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:27,354 Henry, this is Nonnie. Nonnie, this is Henry. 552 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:29,064 - Hey. - What are you doing here? 553 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:32,609 Well, I thought we could use some alone time, away from Bob. 554 00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:34,235 [giggles] 555 00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:35,654 And that's my cue. 556 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:38,239 Love you. Thanks, Nonnie. Bye. 557 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,121 [romantic song playing] 558 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,272 [knock at door] 559 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:12,356 [Angie] Patty! 560 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:13,816 [knocking] 561 00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:16,945 Patty! Sweetie, are you awake? 562 00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:18,405 Yes, Mom! Hang on! 563 00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:21,573 Crap. I'm late! 564 00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:24,202 - Hey, wake up! - Hey. 565 00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:26,746 - We fell asleep. You've gotta go! - Last night was... 566 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:29,999 - Yeah, listen. Please just get dressed. - [knocking] 567 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:32,877 - [Bob] Patty! Open this door right now! - Bob? 568 00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:36,715 Bob, I can explain! 569 00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:39,342 Now I know why you aren't answering any of my calls! 570 00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:41,553 Everybody just calm down. 571 00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:45,890 Do you have any idea how important this is for her? And you! 572 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:48,685 You let her have a boy sleep over the night before State? 573 00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:50,478 [stammering] I didn't know. 574 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,815 That's even worse. This is the most important day of her life! 575 00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:55,442 She doesn't care. 576 00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:59,028 If she did, she'd be coming with us. 577 00:29:01,197 --> 00:29:02,282 I have to go to work. 578 00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:07,829 You should apologize. 579 00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:10,039 Why? I'm not the one who keeps bailing. 580 00:29:11,374 --> 00:29:12,584 I want Henry to come with us. 581 00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:14,461 Absolutely not! 582 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:18,715 Finish getting dressed, and meet me downstairs in five minutes! 583 00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:20,508 [door shuts] 584 00:29:22,677 --> 00:29:25,430 It's okay. I'll drive up tomorrow, in time for the pageant. 585 00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:27,807 You would do that for me? 586 00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:29,017 Of course I would. 587 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:31,727 I love y... 588 00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:33,354 Pageants! 589 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,982 - I love pageants, yes. - You love pageants? 590 00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:39,778 Yeah, I'm not usually the guy that says he loves pageants. 591 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:40,861 Like ever. 592 00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:44,449 It's just these past few weeks have been incredible. 593 00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:48,411 I think that I love pageants too. 594 00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:53,041 Nonnie was wrong. 595 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:55,126 Henry wasn't just a replacement drug. 596 00:29:55,543 --> 00:29:58,671 He was my cure, and I wasn't ever gonna let him go. 597 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:07,305 You okay? 598 00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:10,475 My gosh! I should've stayed away. 599 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,437 No matter what I do, I always manage to fuck things up with her. 600 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,063 We all mess up. 601 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:20,360 I mess up with Brick all the time. 602 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,237 Doesn't mean I stop trying. 603 00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:27,033 If I can find common ground with my dad, 604 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,285 I mean, anything is possible. 605 00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:32,956 So, stop feeling sorry for yourself and just do better. 606 00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:34,039 And... 607 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:35,333 take it from me, 608 00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:37,627 nobody's better off without a mom. 609 00:30:38,127 --> 00:30:39,629 All right, yeah. 610 00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:42,257 All right. Ready to go. 611 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:43,925 Well, good luck, sweetie. 612 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,135 I know you're gonna be amazing. 613 00:30:51,307 --> 00:30:52,934 [door shuts] 614 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,354 [sighs] 615 00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:05,655 I decided to take Patty's advice and give Dee a sexy surprise. 616 00:31:05,738 --> 00:31:07,031 Oh, shit! 617 00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:10,076 But since I had zero experience in the sexy department, 618 00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:11,578 I figured I might need backup. 619 00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:16,708 Dee was supposed to be studying, so what was with the suitcase? 620 00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:17,792 What the hell? 621 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:21,379 Was she going on a secret weekend getaway without me? 622 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:25,592 I did what a cop would do. 623 00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:28,678 Follow the suspect and collect as much evidence as possible. 624 00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:32,599 [Dixie] Oh, my God! 625 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,726 Y'all look so Korean! 626 00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:38,646 Dixie, I need the weekend off. 627 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,607 No way! Today is hair. 628 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:42,650 Tomorrow is optional plastic surgery. 629 00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:46,195 Fine. No job is more important than showing up for my daughter. 630 00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:47,279 I quit. 631 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,034 - What? - Me too! 632 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:53,995 I googled what it says on my name tag! It doesn't say Carly. 633 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,163 It says "cock face." 634 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:57,415 Um, you can't just leave Korea 635 00:31:57,498 --> 00:31:58,541 without permission! 636 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,835 That's the wrong Korea, idiot! 637 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,837 - You know what? I'm quitting too! - What? 638 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:08,468 - [man] Now I'm stuck with this haircut! - What? No! I don't think so! 639 00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:10,094 - Hey! - Peace out! 640 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:12,347 You can't just walk away with your uniforms! 641 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:14,641 What is going on? Why is everyone leaving? 642 00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:16,684 Apparently they all hate Korea. 643 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,187 There's more to being Korean than just K-pop, Dixie. 644 00:32:19,812 --> 00:32:22,231 Look, I get it. You've been through a lot. 645 00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:24,192 It makes sense you'd be spinning out. 646 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:25,485 I am not spinning out! 647 00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:29,127 I just wanted to be a part of the family, 648 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:32,784 and I thought maybe if I embraced my new cultural identity... 649 00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:34,994 You already are a part of the family, Dixie. 650 00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:38,289 We came all the way here from Minnesota just to find you. 651 00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:41,285 Why do you think I've been hanging out here every day? 652 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:45,880 I wanted to get to know my sister. 653 00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:50,133 Oh. 654 00:32:50,843 --> 00:32:52,178 You're really sweet. 655 00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:56,933 Are you sure we're blood related? Because you are so hot. 656 00:32:59,185 --> 00:33:00,937 Good guys do give to charity. 657 00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:03,146 Good guys... 658 00:33:03,606 --> 00:33:04,691 don't catcall women. 659 00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:07,068 Good guys do wipe the toilet seat. 660 00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:08,151 Good guys... 661 00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:10,989 don't think no means yes. 662 00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:12,865 Brick, what is this? 663 00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:15,618 It's "Good Guys Do and Good Guys Don't." 664 00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:16,911 It's my new YouTube channel. 665 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:19,956 You are always telling me that I'm such a good guy, so I figure 666 00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,833 why not teach other guys to be good too? 667 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:26,129 Good guys do open the door for a lady. Good guys don't fart in an elevator. 668 00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:28,339 [laughing] 669 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,133 - Why are you laughing? - I'm sorry because 670 00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:34,262 you're being so serious, and... but you're talking about farting! It's funny! 671 00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:37,849 No, it is serious! It's super rude to fart in an elevator! Not funny! 672 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:41,477 You're right. It's... It's not funny. 673 00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:44,063 It's... totally perfect. 674 00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:48,484 And totally you, in the best possible way. 675 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,031 Uh, good guys don't kiss girls 676 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:55,354 who just told them they're trying to focus on themselves. 677 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:03,624 Do you think this hotel has a gym? 678 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:05,460 There's no time for that! 679 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:07,170 We should go over the itinerary, 680 00:34:07,253 --> 00:34:09,356 decide what you're gonna wear for the meet and greet with... 681 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,715 [gasps] 682 00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:12,133 Gloria Reyes? 683 00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:13,843 I didn't realize she was gonna be here! 684 00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:15,966 That must be a last minute addition to the schedule! 685 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:17,013 Who is Gloria Reyes? 686 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:20,975 Only a former Miss Philippines and Miss Universe, 687 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:23,978 and the fiercest pageant coach on the planet! 688 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,856 It is imperative that you make a good impression! 689 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:28,608 Why? It's just a meet and greet. 690 00:34:28,691 --> 00:34:31,027 These meet and greets are a ruse! 691 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:32,570 They say they're just casual, 692 00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:36,074 a way for the contestants to get to know each other and have a photo op, 693 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,950 but Gloria is a spy. 694 00:34:38,367 --> 00:34:41,454 She will be watching all of you from the second you walk in that door, 695 00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:44,707 and she could have a huge influence on the judges' decision. 696 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,793 Oh, my God! She's here! 697 00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:49,003 [song playing] 698 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,179 She's a legend. I've met her before. 699 00:34:58,262 --> 00:34:59,263 I'll introduce ya. 700 00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:03,351 Excuse me. Miss Reyes? 701 00:35:03,726 --> 00:35:04,852 I'm Bob Armstrong. 702 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,479 We've actually met before. 703 00:35:06,562 --> 00:35:08,147 Are you the fellow who parked my Benz? 704 00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:10,733 Hm... no. I'm a pageant coach. 705 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:14,487 We sat next to each other at the welcome brunch for Miss Beeftips. 706 00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:17,115 It's not important that you remember me, 707 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:21,202 but I promise you will remember my client, Patty Bladell! 708 00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:23,204 Patty! Now is not the ti... 709 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:26,207 Your client might want to work on her manners, 710 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,251 Mr. Barnstrong. 711 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:36,217 I knew Henry was a bad influence. You're obsessed! 712 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,468 I'm not! 713 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:40,096 I told you to make a good impression! 714 00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:42,348 This could be devastating to your chances! 715 00:35:42,431 --> 00:35:44,517 Who knows what Gloria's gonna tell the judges or... 716 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,810 It'll be fine! 717 00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:49,647 I am gonna make a great impression! Look! 718 00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:51,941 Your dress! 719 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:54,735 It's too big! 720 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:57,613 I know! I'm thinner! Isn't it amazing? 721 00:35:57,697 --> 00:35:59,740 No! The pageant is tomorrow! 722 00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:02,803 I'll have to call the concierge and see if they have a sewing machine. 723 00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:05,496 But aren't you proud of me for losing weight? 724 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,039 I never told you to lose weight. 725 00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:11,961 Have you been eating? 726 00:36:12,628 --> 00:36:14,505 You mean overeating? No! 727 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:16,174 When I'm with Henry, I don't want to! 728 00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:18,819 I'm telling you, he's like the best thing that has ever happened... 729 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:21,804 I mean, have you been eating at all? 730 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,723 Well, I'm not bingeing. 731 00:36:23,806 --> 00:36:25,474 I'm losing weight. What is the problem? 732 00:36:25,558 --> 00:36:27,310 The problem is I'm concerned. 733 00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:29,770 You have issues with food, you've been acting erratic, 734 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,647 and that dress fit before. 735 00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:33,858 Are you starving yourself? 736 00:36:33,983 --> 00:36:37,195 Hello! I've been doing capoeira for like eight hours a day for weeks! 737 00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:38,988 - Patty... - This is such bullshit! 738 00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:41,782 First, my mom bails on me. Now you're just assuming the worst. 739 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:43,075 Is anyone on my side? 740 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,702 Of cour... I am on your side. 741 00:36:44,785 --> 00:36:47,955 Great! Then can you just get a sewing machine and fix my dress? 742 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,081 I have to change. 743 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:54,170 Can you promise me that you will eat something at the meet and greet? 744 00:36:54,253 --> 00:36:55,253 I promise. 745 00:36:55,671 --> 00:36:57,031 You know what? I'm going with you. 746 00:36:57,089 --> 00:36:58,674 You can't! No coaches allowed! 747 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:00,300 Bob, please. 748 00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:01,886 Don't make this weird. 749 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:03,721 Just go. I have to get dressed. 750 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:08,476 [jail alarm rings] 751 00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:12,521 You're too old to be one of my kids, and I'm not into brunettes, 752 00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:13,940 so who the hell are you? 753 00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:16,651 Oh, I'm Coralee Armstrong. 754 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:21,072 I own Tampazzle, or you might know it as Tampoozle. 755 00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:22,573 Where the hell is Regina? 756 00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:25,409 Oh, she's on the run from the law. 757 00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:27,118 Attagirl! 758 00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:30,206 Which means she won't be involved anymore. 759 00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:34,710 And while Regina being a criminal herself might be okay with this situation, 760 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:35,628 I am not. 761 00:37:35,711 --> 00:37:38,798 So I just wanted to let you know that I have signed a letter of intent, 762 00:37:39,131 --> 00:37:43,636 and I'm planning on reimbursing you just as soon as I find another investor. 763 00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:46,264 One that's more, um... 764 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,432 What's the word? 765 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,600 Legitimate. 766 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:52,687 Oh! 767 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:54,105 Well, um... 768 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:55,940 what's the word? 769 00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:57,942 No fuckin' way! 770 00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:00,152 Excuse me? 771 00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:02,697 Just because Regina's out doesn't mean I am! 772 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,992 Who exactly do you think you are? 773 00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:09,870 I am the boss. 774 00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:13,833 Okay? Because you are in there, 775 00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:16,085 and I am out here. 776 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:18,879 And there is nothing you can do about it. 777 00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:26,637 [song playing] 778 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,395 [cameras clicking] 779 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:37,356 [people talking] 780 00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:41,986 Bob was dead wrong. 781 00:38:42,069 --> 00:38:44,071 If I wanted to make a good impression on Gloria, 782 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,073 eating was the last thing I was about to do. 783 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:50,453 Welcome, Miss Georgia American Lady contestants! 784 00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:54,457 I am Candy Mullholland, this year's pageant director. 785 00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:57,877 - [applause] - We are so excited... 786 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:01,047 Was that Heather Kristina Pamela Kendall Jackson Johnson? 787 00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:05,009 ...our very special guest with us tonight, Miss Gloria Reyes! 788 00:39:05,092 --> 00:39:07,178 [cheering and clapping] 789 00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:12,516 [Patty] What are you doing here? 790 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,934 Didn't I beat you at Regionals? 791 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,645 I competed in another region and won. 792 00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:18,731 And who cares? 793 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:22,818 The only reason you're here is because you murdered Roxy. 794 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,612 - Killer! - Runner-up. 795 00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:31,410 It's no wonder nobody wants to be around you. 796 00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:32,934 [Patty] I thought we were past that? 797 00:39:32,995 --> 00:39:34,330 After Roxy's memorial. 798 00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:36,040 I guess you thought wrong. [chuckles] 799 00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:38,459 You never get past being a killer. 800 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:40,627 Heather was right. 801 00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:43,964 It didn't matter if I got a revenge body or a hotter guy. 802 00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:45,716 I was still me. 803 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:48,636 So what was the point of trying to be in control? 804 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,237 [people muttering] 805 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:14,954 Patty Bladell! 806 00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,289 It's your turn to sit with Gloria. 807 00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:20,126 I should've been worried she'd heard the rumor. 808 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,711 But now all I could think about was pizza. 809 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:27,091 Hello, Patty. It's nice to see you again. 810 00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:29,760 You have become quite infamous around here. 811 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,262 What do you mean? 812 00:40:31,345 --> 00:40:32,596 I heard a little rumor. 813 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,975 That you killed Roxy Graham. 814 00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:37,518 Who told you? 815 00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:38,769 That Heather girl 816 00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:41,605 with that exceptionally long and stupid name. 817 00:40:42,064 --> 00:40:43,274 She's telling everyone. 818 00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:45,066 Oh, my God. 819 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,243 I can't imagine what you must think of me now. 820 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:48,571 What I think 821 00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:50,531 is that I'm impressed. 822 00:40:51,031 --> 00:40:54,326 It seems that you and I have something more in common than I thought. 823 00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:56,411 What do you mean? 824 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,956 The night before I won Miss Universe, 825 00:40:59,915 --> 00:41:04,128 everyone was talking about how my father was the leader 826 00:41:04,211 --> 00:41:06,714 of the most notorious gang in the Philippines. 827 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:08,757 And if anyone beat me, 828 00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:11,844 they would meet the wrong end of a machete. 829 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:13,762 Was it true? 830 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:14,889 Doesn't matter. 831 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:18,309 Everyone was so terrified of me, 832 00:41:18,392 --> 00:41:19,727 they couldn't focus. 833 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:21,979 That rumor helped me win. 834 00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:24,315 So can you. 835 00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:26,942 It doesn't matter. I'll still be the same person. 836 00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:30,279 No, you won't! Don't you get it? 837 00:41:31,238 --> 00:41:33,491 Nobody talks about my father anymore. 838 00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:34,992 Nobody cares. 839 00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:37,453 All they can see is the crown. 840 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,580 And once you get it, 841 00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:41,999 the past is erased. 842 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:45,044 And then I'll be happy? 843 00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:47,338 Happiness is for princesses. 844 00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:51,300 Queens take control. 845 00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:57,056 Why do you think I started that rumor about my father in the first place? 846 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:58,933 Gloria was right. 847 00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:00,684 Queens take control. 848 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:03,854 Which meant I was gonna do whatever it took to get that crown. 849 00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:11,946 Detective? What are you doing here? 850 00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:13,239 Are you still following Patty? 851 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:15,032 I'm here on official police business. 852 00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:17,868 I can't talk about it without compromising the investigation. 853 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:20,287 What about compromising my client's reputation 854 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,831 and her chances at the biggest pageant of her career? 855 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:24,542 [Barnard] Is there a problem, Bob? 856 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:27,169 Makin' another public scene? 857 00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:28,587 What? 858 00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:30,089 Are you two here together? 859 00:42:30,422 --> 00:42:33,300 Well, that is none of your business. 860 00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:34,760 You know what? I don't even care. 861 00:42:34,843 --> 00:42:36,404 - [mocking] I don't even care! - You know what? 862 00:42:36,428 --> 00:42:39,765 Why don't we just take a breath? Hmm? 863 00:42:39,848 --> 00:42:40,849 [inhales] 864 00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:42,768 Let's just go... 865 00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:44,770 grab a drink at the bar. 866 00:42:44,853 --> 00:42:47,022 There's no reason why we can't all get along. 867 00:42:47,106 --> 00:42:48,232 There's a ton of reasons. 868 00:42:48,315 --> 00:42:51,193 Yeah, do me a favor. Just stay away from my client. 869 00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:58,450 I couldn't afford any distractions. 870 00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:01,036 I didn't want to make the same mistake my dad did with my mom. 871 00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:04,331 I needed to keep my eye on the prize. 872 00:43:04,790 --> 00:43:06,166 Where the hell was Patty? 873 00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:08,961 I had done the math on that pizza, 874 00:43:09,044 --> 00:43:10,963 and I had just enough time to burn it off. 875 00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:13,007 I'd lock myself in my room, work out, 876 00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:15,217 and not eat until after the pageant. 877 00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:17,553 I wasn't gonna let anything stop me.