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[theme music]
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[birds chirping]
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[wings flapping]
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[forest animals chattering]
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[wind whistling]
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[bottles clink]
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[glass shatters]
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[bottles clinking]
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[sniffs]
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[Alucard]
What do you think, Trevor?
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[Alucard impersonating Trevor]
I think I hate everything and everybody,
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so I'm going to get drunk on beer
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that's been brewed
in an old sheep carcass,
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and then I'm going to stick my tiny penis
in a dead dog I found in a ditch
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to make hate-babies or something
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because I am actually
more stupid than mud.
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[Alucard impersonating Sypha]
You are a horrible, terrible person,
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and many other words
for horrible and terrible,
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because I know all the words,
because I am smarter than everybody,
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and one day I will go back to live
with my flea-bitten family in a cart,
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which makes me better than everyone,
and you will all die in a fire.
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A big one.
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Oh, my God. I am losing my mind.
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It's only been a month.
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I think.
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[approaching wagon clatters]
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[Sypha] I think it might actually
be a nice night, for once.
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I hope so.
Your feet get so bloody cold at night.
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[chuckles]
Don't they, though?
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[Trevor]
It's supernatural.
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Like death, rubbing up and down my leg.
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[Sypha]
Even I don't want to be near them,
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and they're attached to me.
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Do you think we'll make the next town
before we lose the last of the light?
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With a bit of luck.
If this doesn't take too long.
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Do we need to make more noise?
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No. They can hear us.
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[sighs]
They need to hurry up. I'm hungry.
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[Trevor]
And I could use a drink.
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It should start any minute now.
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Let them get in close and get confident.
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[Sypha] I know.
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[rustling]
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[creature growling]
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Here they come.
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[growling]
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[growling continues]
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Oh, no! Night creatures!
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Whatever shall I do,
out here alone in the forest,
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with only my brain-damaged servant
who talks about nothing but beer?
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I am certainly doomed.
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Oh, God, not this again.
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[Sypha] Doomed, I say.
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Defenseless
and frozen to my seat with fear!
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Laying it on a little thick,
aren't you, Sypha?
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[Sypha]
It's always easier
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when we let them get in range.
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[growling]
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[rapid footsteps]
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[hisses]
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[low growling]
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- Four.
- Yep.
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Doomed.
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Really are.
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[sighs] Poor beasties.
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Hah!
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[roars]
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[whinnying]
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[chain clanking]
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[snarling]
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[hissing]
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[horses neigh]
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Easy there, boys.
This will all be over in a minute.
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[snarling]
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[chain clanking]
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[growling]
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[muffled]
What if I said I was sorry?
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[Trevor yells]
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[creature screaming]
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[creature screeching]
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[screeching]
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Hah!
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[body thuds]
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[hisses]
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[roars]
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[roaring]
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[short roar]
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[splashes]
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[snarling]
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- [whacks]
- [growls]
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[crunches]
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[roars]
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[crunching]
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[cracks]
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[panting]
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Sorry I took so long.
I couldn't let the forest catch fire.
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It's fine. I wasn't waiting long.
Really.
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That was pretty fast, though, right?
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Yeah. Easy.
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They weren't expecting
Belnades and Belmont!
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[grunting] So...
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I've been promoted from
"brain-damaged servant," then.
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Did you know that the original meaning
of the word Belmont
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is "brain damaged servant?"
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It is not.
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I am a Speaker. I know many things.
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What are you doing?
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Buying some insurance.
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[breathing heavily]
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Between the wandering packs
of night creatures,
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and the brigands and
opportunistic criminals,
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and that one guy
with the horse-drawn sailboat on wheels
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that called himself
the Pirate of the Roads...
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It's best to look like useful friends
when we arrive at new towns.
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You're catching on.
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Well, it's been quite a month.
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[army marching]
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We'd almost given up hope.
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Thirty fucking days, Lenore.
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We were lucky to march
for eight hours a night.
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I'm sorry.
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Why were you marching?
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You were given horses for a reason.
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Well, you didn't give me
immortal vampire horses of death, did you?
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Eight hundred miles, and every inch of it
infested with bastards.
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We lost the horses
to arrows and swords in the first week!
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It's absolutely bloody chaos out there!
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Humans fighting each other,
night creatures gone mad,
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even vampire packs
trying to set up kingdoms.
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There is literally no one
between here and Braila
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who I don't want to murder.
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So what do you want to do first,
Carmilla?
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[sighs] I want to get in a bath
for at least a day.
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And then I want you to bring
a cartographer to my chambers.
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I may have a plan.
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Oh, yes.
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Striga.
Take this to a cell and lock it up.
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Throw it food once a day.
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[sniffs] What is it?
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It's a whining bag of shit
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that I would have happily
have dropped in a ditch
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at any moment over the last month.
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But it is also a Forgemaster.
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So keep it alive.
My plan includes it.
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Take this to the western cellblock.
Don't kill it.
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And throw some water over it.
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- It stinks.
- [Hector] Ow.
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If there's nothing else urgent,
I suggest we get you indoors
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and give you a proper welcome.
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Hmm. My sisters.
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I've spent the last ten days
of that hell march
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wondering if I'd die of hunger
or sheer bloody rage before I got home...
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and wondering if you'd still be
waiting for me.
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Where's Morana?
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She awaits us inside. Come on.
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[clanking]
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[Hector grunting]
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- [hinges creak]
- [grunts]
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[cell door slams]
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[weevil squeaking]
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[grunts]
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[fire crackling]
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There you are, Morana.
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It's good to see you again.
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[chuckles] You're late.
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Thirty days slogging through...
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To make terrible time.
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We stationed our forces
within a day's ride of Braila.
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Where are the horses?
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Killed by insane humans
with pointy sticks.
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And half a dozen packs
of starving night creatures.
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And eaten. And every other fucking thing.
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The plan couldn't have gone more wrong.
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[laughs] You'll be wanting a drink, then.
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Mm. Virgin's blood.
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Oh, bless your dead little hearts.
You do still love me.
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Mm. Welcome home, Carmilla.
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We're all so glad
to have you back with us.
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The plan didn't matter a whit
compared to your safety.
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Welcome back to your castle
and your realm.
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It's us against the world, Carmilla.
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Same as it always was.
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[distant chatter]
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[footsteps]
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[crickets chirping]
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[taps]
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[sniffs]
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Mister Saint Germain.
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Just Saint Germain, please.
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You're not a mister?
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I most certainly am not.
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What are you, then?
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Many things, young lady. Many things.
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Uh...
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I'd like two apples, I think.
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Two coins each.
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They were one denarius yesterday.
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That was yesterday.
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Yes. Just yesterday,
they were one denarius.
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Has there been some
apocalyptic development
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that I somehow slept through
in the meantime?
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Time's moved on. Season's ending.
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Less supply, same demand.
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Time absolutely does move on,
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and, sadly, none of us
is master or mistress of it.
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You should be a banker.
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Give me some coins to count, then.
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Practice.
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[groans]
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[coins clinking]
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Excellent. I have one grosh.
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I said two coins each.
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But a grosh is twice as large
as a denarius, and twice as thick,
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with twice the silver of a denarius.
You see?
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[seller]
Grosh isn't coin.
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[chuckling]
It most certainly is a coin.
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We don't truck
with that eastern money around here.
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Proper coin, Mister Saint Germain.
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Good grief.
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My apples, if you please.
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[wagon approaches]
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It's a little late for new arrivals,
isn't it?
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I trust this isn't
a bolder breed of brigand,
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or that imbecile
who put wheels on his boat again.
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[distant chatter continues]
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Well...
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this is new.
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So... [clears throat]
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Had you been having problems
with a night creature pack
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outside your lovely town?
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If you mean,
"Were terrible naked bastards from Hell
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trying to eat people in the forest,"
then yes.
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Ah. So had the village down the road.
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They told us the pack had been hitting
travelers and transports.
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My partner and I decided
to take care of that for you.
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Where are we?
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This is Lindenfeld.
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The minster town.
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The spire we saw from the road
belongs to the priory, yes?
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Oh! You're a Speaker.
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We haven't seen any of your people
in some while.
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It's a genuine honor.
I'm the Judge of Lindenfeld.
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A township Judge!
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That is a very old term
for the headman and landlord of a town,
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from the time before boyars and lords.
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What is your name?
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I'm simply the Judge. And you are?
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Wait a moment.
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[Judge]
Those are monks of the Priory.
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Take care.
They are somewhat, uh, broken.
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Judge.
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[Judge]
Prior Sala.
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[Sala]
What is happening here?
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And this is a night creature
of Dracula's horde.
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It is.
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Did you kill it?
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That's right.
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[Sala chuckles] Good.
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The horde betrayed Dracula at Braila.
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Murder at the hands of vagabonds
and a long dragging behind a wagon
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is no less than they deserve.
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Betrayed him?
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00:20:37,792 --> 00:20:40,958
Dracula is dead. Didn't you hear?
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[inhales]
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We did not.
266
00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:46,500
How do you know this?
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[Sala chuckles]
268
00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:52,042
Information still gets carried
between minsters.
269
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:55,000
Vampires were trapped at Braila,
270
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:59,458
and they told of his castle
being flooded with holy water
271
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,708
and sent back to Hell.
272
00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:04,458
They said they felt his death.
273
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:09,667
I would very much like to know
who killed him, Speaker.
274
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:10,958
Why?
275
00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:14,792
So my men can punish those responsible.
276
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:20,250
Dracula sought to reunite us all in Hell
with his beloved wife.
277
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:24,000
OK, then. Nice to meet you.
278
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:27,958
There was a Speaker woman at Gresit.
279
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,958
What are your names?
280
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,917
There are Speakers everywhere.
281
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:38,208
They would only have given aid and comfort
to those harmed by Dracula's hordes.
282
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:40,583
Does that offend you?
283
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:46,000
It is time for you and yours
to move along now, Prior.
284
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:51,375
Indeed. We shall give thanks.
285
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[Trevor]
What the hell was that?
286
00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:02,542
We suffered an attack
during the recent troubles.
287
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,583
It was a difficult night for the priory.
288
00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:07,583
Honestly, though, when it was learned
289
00:22:07,667 --> 00:22:10,500
that the actions of the Church
were what unleashed it all,
290
00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:13,917
I think it just sent Prior Sala
and his people quite mad.
291
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,375
Oh, dear. What a shame. Never mind.
292
00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:21,917
He's been taking in refugees
of a similar turn of mind.
293
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,708
It's a problem. Mister...?
294
00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:27,458
I'm Trevor. This is Sypha.
295
00:22:27,542 --> 00:22:29,208
Ah. No last names?
296
00:22:29,792 --> 00:22:32,500
Not until I feel a little safer here.
297
00:22:32,583 --> 00:22:37,542
Sensible. Well, Mr. Trevor,
a pleasure to meet you both.
298
00:22:37,625 --> 00:22:39,833
Welcome to Lindenfeld.
299
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:47,375
[merchant]
What do you want for its teeth?
300
00:22:47,458 --> 00:22:48,708
[Trevor] What?
301
00:22:48,792 --> 00:22:51,792
I'll give you two coins for each tooth.
302
00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:53,625
[Sypha]
Pardon me?
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00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:55,500
All right, three.
304
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,917
- But...
- Sypha.
305
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,458
Three coins a tooth is fine,
306
00:23:00,542 --> 00:23:03,375
but you'll have to get them out yourself.
307
00:23:03,458 --> 00:23:05,333
[chuckles] Happily!
308
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,250
Trevor, that is wrong!
309
00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:10,875
You're hungry, aren't you?
310
00:23:10,958 --> 00:23:13,250
Well, yes.
311
00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:16,792
We need friends, but we also need coins.
312
00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:20,542
For food, and for somewhere to sleep
that isn't the back of the wagon.
313
00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:24,208
Oh. You know, that might be nice.
314
00:23:24,292 --> 00:23:29,333
I mean, I'm used to sleeping in wagons,
but it is nice when you stop.
315
00:23:29,417 --> 00:23:30,583
[gasps]
316
00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:34,500
And that man there has beer.
317
00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:36,125
[rapid footsteps]
318
00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:39,958
Could I get a mug?
I'll have some coins in a minute.
319
00:23:40,042 --> 00:23:43,542
You killed that bastard thing.
You get one free.
320
00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:44,958
[Trevor]
I love you!
321
00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:49,750
[gulping]
322
00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:53,417
Oh, my God. [sighs]
That is better than sex.
323
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:54,625
Mmm.
324
00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:02,583
[clank]
325
00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:04,125
[thud]
326
00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:10,250
Better than sex?
327
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:14,667
[Trevor] Ah, well, no, not-not...
328
00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:18,292
You, know,
just d-different, differently good.
329
00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:19,792
Really?
330
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,125
But, I-I-I didn't, I didn't mean...
331
00:24:22,208 --> 00:24:25,000
I do hope you sleep well tonight
332
00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:29,750
with my tiny, icy foot
shoved all the way up your...
333
00:24:32,667 --> 00:24:34,083
[crackling]
334
00:24:36,667 --> 00:24:38,250
[sloshing]
335
00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:41,542
[wind whistling]
336
00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:47,875
[doors clanking]
337
00:24:47,958 --> 00:24:49,958
[rumbling]
338
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:53,250
[footsteps]
339
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:00,792
[yells]
340
00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:03,833
[gasping, panting, groaning]
341
00:25:03,917 --> 00:25:05,792
[shuddering]
342
00:25:06,833 --> 00:25:08,958
[moaning, shivering]
343
00:25:22,292 --> 00:25:25,333
[medieval choral music playing]