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Ohh.

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My name is Lisa.

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I am from the Village of Lupu.

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I want to be a doctor.

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You bang on my front door

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because you want to daub
chicken blood on peasants.

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Don't mistake me for a witch.

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Everybody out there already does that.

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I believe in science, but...

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I need to know more.

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I've exhausted my other options,

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and all the stories say
the man who lives here

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has secret knowledge.

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I am Vlad Dracula Tepes,

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and I do not get many visitors.

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What have you to trade

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for my knowledge,

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Lisa from Lupu?

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Perhaps I could help you
relearn some manners.

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I've crossed the threshold of your home,

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and you haven't offered me a drink
or even to take my coat.

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What if I took a drink from you?

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Or have you loaded yourself
with silver, crosses,

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and garlic in superstitious fear?

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I might have eaten
some roasted garlic earlier.

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Was that rude?
I-it was all I had left.

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I'm really not interested in superstition,

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or being some muttering wise woman

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cheating people
with boiled nettles and entrails.

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I want to heal people.

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I want to learn.

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Will you help me?

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You are definitely different

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to most humans
I have met in recent times.

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Maybe I can teach you
to like people again,

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or at least tolerate them,

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or stop putting them on sticks.

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I gave that up a long time ago.

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Where is Lupu Village?

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You don't travel much.

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I can travel. This entire structure
is a traveling machine.

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But... you don't.

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Do you?

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Maybe you should.
The world is changing.

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Travel, like people do.
You might like it.

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I've known you two minutes,

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and you offer for me to walk the earth
like an ordinary peasant

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while I give you
the knowledge of immortals,

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the true science.

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Ohh.

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My.

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They won't be peasants anymore
if you teach them.

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They won't live such short, scared lives
if they have real medicine.

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They won't be superstitious
if they learn how the world really works.

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Why should I do that?

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To make the world better.

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Start with me,
and I'll start with you.

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I think I might like you.

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So there were devil engines
in her house, Bishop?

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I saw them with my own eyes.

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And glass in shapes
you've never seen, thin as paper.

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Lightning.

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Strange weeds and tools.

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Witch's things.

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Of all the witches I've rooted out,

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none had such a collection.

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And it had to come to this?

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She called it all science, Mayor.

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Lisa Tepes of Lupu was so far gone

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that she just couldn't see that
it was all given to her by Satan.

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I've made some small study of
the chemical sciences myself, you know.

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J-just a study, of course.

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I-I'd never think to practice such things.

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The Archbishop would prefer
that life in Wallachia

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be kept simple, Mayor.

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Simple.

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Pure.

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Good.

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Don't hurt them!
They don't understand!

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Who's she talking to?

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I believe she's exhorting Satan
not to take revenge on us,

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which I suppose is
almost commendable, for a witch.

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Perhaps I'll say a prayer for her.

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A small one.

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I know it's not your fault, but...

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if you can hear...

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they don't know what they're doing.

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Be better than them. Please!

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Are you Mr. Tepes?

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She talked about you.

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What happened?

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Where is my wife?

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Ohh. The Bishop took her.

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Witchcraft, he said.

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They're burning her at the stake.

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She was good to me, your wife.

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A good doctor.

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It's not right what happened.

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Where are they holding her?
The cathedral?

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Oh.

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Oh, no, sir.

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Sh-she'll be dead by now.

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What?

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I couldn't be there.

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I don't care what they say.

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I won't take joy in that woman
being killed by the Church.

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I'm here remembering her instead.

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She said to me,

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if you would love me as a man,
then live as a man.

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Travel as a man.

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She said you were traveling.

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I was.

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The way men do.

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Slowly.

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No more.

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I do this last kindness in her name,

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she who loved you humans
and cared for your ills.

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Take your family and leave
Wallachia tonight.

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Pack and go,
and do not look back...

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for no more do I travel as a man.

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Ohh!

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Ah. There. Quite a show.

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Drinks?

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I should minister to the Archbishop.

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I fear he's not long for this world,
to be honest.

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Off to heaven with him, eh?

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I suppose that's
the ultimate goal for you priests,

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serving God
in His true house and all that.

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It holds little appeal
for me, to be honest.

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Really?

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There's so much left
to be done on earth.

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Wallachia could be God's own country

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had I but time to burn out

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all the evil that hides here.

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What have you done?

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Satan!

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What have you done to my wife?

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<i>In nomine Patris et Filii...</i>

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I am Vlad Dracula Tepes,

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and you will tell me why this thing
has happened to my wife.

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Oh, no! Oh, God!

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Dracula!

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He was supposed to be myth,

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a story made up by heretics!

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She... she's a witch.

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Lisa Tepes was a woman of science,

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and the one thing that justified
humanity's stench upon this planet.

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You are not real.

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You are a fiction

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that justified the practice
of black magic!

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A fiction!

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You take my wife and deny I even exist!

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I give you one year, Wallachians.

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You have one year to make your peace

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and remove any marks
you have made upon the land.

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One year,

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and then I'll wipe all human life
from the land of Wallachia.

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You took that which I love,

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so I will take from you

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everything you have

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and everything you have ever been.

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One year.

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One year!

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It will take me one year
to summon an army

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from the guts of Hell itself!

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No.

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What do you mean, no?

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That woman was
the only reason on earth

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for me to tolerate human life!

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Then find the one who did the deed.

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If you loose an army of the night
on Wallachia,

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you cannot undo it,

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and many thousands of people
just as innocent as her

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will suffer and die.

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There are no innocents! Not anymore!

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Any one of them could have
stood up and said,

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"No, we won't behave
like animals anymore."

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I won't let you do it.

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I grieve with you,

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but I won't let you commit genocide.

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Ahh.

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For twenty years have I served you

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and God

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as the Archbishop
to Targoviste Cathedral.

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Yet never before
have I felt the love of God

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shine so upon this great city.

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A little more than one year ago,

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many of us suffered a vision

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during the God-willed punishment

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of a witch in our midst.

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The devil himself came to us

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and threatened us with doom in one year.

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And yet, here we are.

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The devil lied.

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Why should we be surprised?

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Do we not know the devil for a liar?

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Do we not know
his works to be illusion?

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Of course we do.

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Illusions and falsehoods
hold no fear for us,

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for we are the righteous of Targoviste,

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living as if cradled in the love of God.

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One year.

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I gave you one year
to make your peace with your God.

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And what do you do?

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Celebrate the day
you killed my wife.

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One year I gave you,

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while I assembled my armies.

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And now I bring your death.

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You had your chance.

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Kill everything you see.

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Kill them all.

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And once Targoviste has been made
into a graveyard for my love,

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go forth into the country.

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Go now.

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Go to all the cities of Wallachia:

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Arges! Severin!

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Gresit! Chilia! Enisara!

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Go now and kill.

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Kill for my love!

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Kill for the only true love I ever knew.

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Kill for the endless lifetime
of hate before me.

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<i>So I says to him, "It's my goat.</i>

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<i>I been tending goats
since I was four years old."</i>

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Right, right.

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"And I'd know
if my goat was in love with you."

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For God's sake.

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He says to me,
"I know your goat's in love with me."

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So you said how, Bosha?

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So I says how!

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And he says,
"Well, she fucks me, don't she?"

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And that's when you hit him.

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Right across the eyes with a shovel.

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And now the headman says
I have to pay the bastard money

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because he went blind.

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Not fair.

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So I says to him, "You didn't
think he was gonna go blind

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fucking a goat with mange?"

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That would have been your fault, too.

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I would have gotten blamed for that, too.

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But what am I supposed to do

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when I find my goat
laying on its side in the field,

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fucked within an inch of its life

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and a naked man with blood
and straw all over his peck?

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Hit him with a shovel!

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Fucking right I hit him with a shovel!

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More ale for me and my cousin Kob!

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Brother.

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Look, we might have had
the same father,

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but you came out of my aunt.

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Don't make me get my shovel.

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Anyone else while I'm pouring?

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One over here.

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Ale! For Christ's sake!

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Piter!

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We was just wondering if you'd spotted
any attractive sheep on your ride out.

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What's the word, mate?

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The horde's been seen,
sweeping west!

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Shit! You think they'll reach us?

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I think they might pass us by.

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I don't know. I hope.

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I'm told they're closing on Gresit.

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Serves 'em right.

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Stuck-up bastards.

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Ah, come on.

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No.

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No, it all comes down to the families
and the houses, doesn't it?

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The great houses of Gresit.

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Vlad Dracula? An old family.

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The capital?
All run by the great houses.

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And they're not even the worst.

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The Belmonts?

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We should have killed
all the Belmonts.

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Shit.

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<i>Frederator!</i>