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M_I_SForEver

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- How's your mom?
- She's good.

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Yeah? Make sure Mrs. C
gets all her change.

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Okay. You know she will.

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- I know.
- She gets it every time.

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Not like your brother
with his sticky fingers.

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That's why he's not
allowed in here.

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I'll keep Dougal in check.

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Please, Seville,
he'll kick your punk ass.

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Eh. <i>Mira.</i>
Why are you saying that?

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I'm putting empanadas
in here for you.

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Thanks. They're so good.

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They're the best
in the Heights.

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- All right. Thanks, Mel.
- Okay.

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- What's up, Seville?
- Hey.

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- Where do you get that from?
- Pick it up.

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Strike three. You're out.

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I'm not betraying you,
Ma.

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I just need more space, okay?

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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- Hello, Mick.
- Hi.

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How are you?

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Are they for Yaya, Seamus?

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- Yeah.
- You're too sweet.

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His name's Mick, Lassie.

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Let's go, hard-on.

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Got to put this back
before Dad opens the pub.

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The pub?
You mean your living room?

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Jealous, needle dick?

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I made this for you.

31
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It's special.

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As long as you wear it,
you'll never forget me.

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Ali, let's go.

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Dimitri, why do you have to
leave?

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I don't understand.
I mean, I...

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what is wrong
with this neighborhood?

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What the fuck! You asshole!

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Yo, dingleberry, you
could have gave him the AIDS.

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Later, Seamus.
I'll come visit.

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Don't bother, Valley
girl.

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I'm sorry. Just space.

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- Darby Heights forever!
- Get off me!

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- You fucking ass...
- asshole!

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- Why?
- Breathe.

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- Uhh!
- Breathe.

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Ooh. Ah.

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Ah.

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And please,
don't use that language.

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Ohh.

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Oh, I can see

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that your dormant Kundalini

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is coiled around family pain.

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It's not.
It's an old bocce injury.

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What are you... I just...

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I don't have much of a family.
Ow!

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I got to get back to work,
actually. Yeah.

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Ah. But patience
is waiting, my friend.

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What? Uhh.

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Mmm.

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Patience, by the way......

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is disguised laziness.

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Oh, no, no, no, no,
not passively waiting.

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I mean to keep at it...

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when the road is
hard and slow.

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That, my friend, is patience.

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Oh, great.

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For he who is prudent

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and lies in wait
for an enemy who is not.

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Mm-hmm.

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Will be victorious.

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- Sun Tzu.
- God bless you.

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Ah. Speaking of victorious,

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I got deals to close,
all right?

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I got a bocce match
with my boss.

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I left my card in your shoe.

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- Okay. Thank you.
- Come back again

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when you're ready
to awaken your chakras.

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Today was 225.

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That's a lot of money.

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We're talking about
balls.

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Callahan is calling
McDougal.

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Tell him to go to
voicemail.

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We got important
business here.

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You're wasting your
time with that. Put it away.

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Numbers don't lie.
Loser, loser.

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Yeah, maybe in bocce,
not where it counts.

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I closed two deals
before lunch.

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- Just saying.
- That's my ace, bro.

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Ha. Thank you, Mr.
Delvecchio.

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The old boss man
knows what he's talking about.

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I got my balls.

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Nothing but balls.

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Whoo.

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Pa, Wednesdays is for bocce.
You know that.

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What's going on?

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- Oh, Mick.
- Hey.

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Damn good to see you, kid.

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- Good to see you, buddy.
- Damn good!

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It's like you've been standing
there for 12 years.

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You're still a health nut.
I love it.

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- Yeah!
- All right.

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- Nice talking to you.
- You too, buddy.

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Bless me, Father,
for I have sinned.

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I have been with a loose girl.

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Padraig, is that you?

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No matter.
Who's this woman you were with?

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I'd rather not
ruin a reputation.

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Can it possibly have been,
uh, Carla Guatebella?

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Brutus ain't cute.

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- Father, please.
- Uh

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Or Kathy Riley.

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I can't say.

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Paula Miguele?

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My lips are sealed.

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Did you get some good
names, huh?

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What are you doing?

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Yo, look at this guy.

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That's a nice outfit.

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Men's Wearhouse?

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I'm sorry, pal.

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Our prodigal son returns.

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Hey,
don't pick on him.

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He got ambition.

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You know why?

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He got out.

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What the fuck we do
if we got out?

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- Good to see you, Coach.
- You too, bud.

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- Hey.
- Hmm.

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Look at you.
For three fecking days,

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trying to get in touch with you.
Three fecking days.

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Yeah. I was busy, Pop.

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You were busy playing
these Jabroni games,

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for Christ's sakes.

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You know that if you need
to find me,

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just email my assistant.

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If I need to f...

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I need to find you,

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I email your assistant

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right up your fancy ass.

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- Not today, Pop.
- talk at you.

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Not today, okay?

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Any other fucking day
but today.

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Fair enough.

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Come on.

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Look at me.
To your mother.

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It's good to see you. Hmm?

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I'm glad you're here.

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- Father, son.
- Mm.

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I don't have
that kind of relationship

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with my son.

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I'm sorry about that.

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- He's an asshole.
- I know that.

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Now where the hell is that
smack-ass brother of yours?

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What the fuck is this?

155
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Whew.

156
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What have we got here.

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Schmidt's.

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Classy.

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Are those for me?

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Hey.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Not this time, fucktard.

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Doing first driving.
What can you get me for,

163
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idling under the influence?

164
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Yeah. Plus open container

165
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and you're a repeat offender.

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How about a weekend
plus points?

167
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No, no, no.

168
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You're looking at some time
in County for this, bitch,

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plus court-ordered rehab.

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Good times, huh, Dougal?

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No, but seriously, though,

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the whole point
of this discussion

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is that your mother's
a whore.

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Come on. Come on.

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And speaking of moms

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let's go pay yours a visit
at the Bucket.

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I'll give you five minutes
to see her out of respect.

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You're lucky I'm wearing
these bracelets, pussy pants.

179
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Yeah. Yeah.

180
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You know, Mick, uh

181
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she deserved better.

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I'll be damned if I'm gonna
let some undertaker

183
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steal two months of my pay.

184
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All right, everyone,

185
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raise a pint.

186
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Let's send my sweet Letitia
off with a toast.

187
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Lying, stealing, cheating,
and drinking.

188
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Hmm?

189
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If you're gonna lie,
lie for a friend.

190
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If you're gonna steal

191
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steal a heart.

192
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If you're gonna cheat,

193
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cheat death.

194
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And if you're gonna drink,

195
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darling, drink with me, hmm?

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- Boys.
- Hear, hear.

197
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Five.

198
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Yeah, you weep for my mom,

199
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you curse us Booth hounds

200
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You have that luxury, luxury
of not knowing what I know.

201
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My suspended license,
while tragic,

202
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probably saves lives.

203
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And my existence,

204
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while grotesque
and incomprehensible to you,

205
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saves lives.

206
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I've neither the time
nor inclination

207
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to explain myself
to those pickle smoochers

208
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who sleep under the blanket

209
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of the very inebriation
I provide

210
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and question the manner
in which I provide it.

211
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Come, just say thank you
and be on your fucking way

212
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and buy a round
on your way out!

213
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,037
Oh, hey. Look who showed up.
It's about fucking time.

214
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You don't get
to fucking ruin this.

215
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- You never fucking came.
- She didn't even fucking come!

216
00:12:53,741 --> 00:12:55,376
No, no. It's over. It's over.
You fucking blew it.

217
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You didn't come
while she was alive blew it!

218
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- That was quite the eulogy.
- <i>Gracias.</i>

219
00:13:03,585 --> 00:13:06,353
Welcome back. You gonna
extend your stay a bit little...

220
00:13:06,387 --> 00:13:07,755
Well, I'm out of here ASAP,
all right?

221
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,256
Tell him what he's won, Bob.

222
00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:11,358
Why, it's the keys
to a bankrupt pub.

223
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Bankrupt?

224
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Bankrupt?

225
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,398
What...

226
00:13:17,432 --> 00:13:18,832
What about the hundred large

227
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that I gave Pa to catch you up

228
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'cause you cleaned him out
last time?

229
00:13:22,604 --> 00:13:24,439
What? I went on a bad run.

230
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Don't pretend like you give
a rat's ass about the pub.

231
00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:28,075
It's all about a finder's fee
on that money for you.

232
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,578
I'm not getting caught up
in your shit anymore.

233
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I stayed here long enough.

234
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You got out of here
as soon as you could

235
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with your fancy
Ivy League degree.

236
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Some time back in the Bucket
be good for you,

237
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get some dirt on your dick.

238
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,352
Besides,
who's gonna take care of...

239
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- I already under...
- Hey, hey. Shh.

240
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We can hear you.

241
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:44,391
You okay?

242
00:13:44,426 --> 00:13:45,826
Yeah. He hits like a girl.

243
00:13:51,065 --> 00:13:52,132
What about her?

244
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,101
Luna? Please.

245
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,438
First off, she's with child,
so show some fucking respect.

246
00:13:56,471 --> 00:13:58,473
Second, she's not exactly
a nurturer.

247
00:13:58,506 --> 00:14:00,307
Well, you thought that one
through, huh?

248
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Still got a thing for her,
huh, Tiny Toon?

249
00:14:14,422 --> 00:14:16,757
You'll be in a pine box like Mom
before you make a move.

250
00:14:17,825 --> 00:14:21,295
Hey, you pissed away
everything that Pop had.

251
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,998
He looks like shit.
We got to put him in a home.

252
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,267
Only if we can collect
his Social Security checks.

253
00:14:27,001 --> 00:14:29,236
Seville, is she rubbing
her belly at me?

254
00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:31,105
Disgusting. Disrespectful.

255
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,675
Stop. Leave her alone.
She's a pregnant woman, Whitey.

256
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:35,042
What the fuck's wrong
with you?

257
00:14:37,512 --> 00:14:39,046
How do we know
you're pregnant?

258
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,983
Thank God his mom died.

259
00:14:43,017 --> 00:14:44,586
This is gonna save my ass
this month.

260
00:14:44,619 --> 00:14:46,186
- Huh?
- Got my eye

261
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:47,988
on like three of his clients
already.

262
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,626
His mom's gonna help me
make quota.

263
00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,160
Jim, can you show
some respect?

264
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,497
I know it sucks.
When my mom died,

265
00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:57,465
most said the same to me.

266
00:14:57,499 --> 00:14:59,300
Just paying it forward.

267
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,803
Stuffed in there
like a cannoli.

268
00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:05,339
She ain't stuffed in there.
She's comfortable,

269
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,207
like a bed, hmm?

270
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:09,009
It looks tight.

271
00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:10,844
It looks a little tight,
like he stuffed her in there.

272
00:15:10,878 --> 00:15:12,046
Yeah, I know it is.

273
00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:15,316
Shh.

274
00:15:17,519 --> 00:15:19,621
She caught me
with both her sons.

275
00:15:19,654 --> 00:15:21,355
Never told my mother.

276
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,458
She made the best baked ziti.

277
00:15:23,491 --> 00:15:25,292
Yeah.

278
00:15:25,326 --> 00:15:27,227
If you ever need
a babysitter

279
00:15:28,596 --> 00:15:29,731
I'm good.

280
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,234
Time's up, guys.

281
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:36,337
You'll get him back
in the morning.

282
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:37,739
My condolences
about your mother,

283
00:15:37,772 --> 00:15:39,541
and your brother and

284
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,410
condition.

285
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,515
Sorry to jam you up, big bro.

286
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:00,762
Go, go, go!

287
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,863
That your boy, Saville?

288
00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:05,065
- Uh-huh.
- Good seed you got there.

289
00:16:05,099 --> 00:16:06,300
Look at this.

290
00:16:09,937 --> 00:16:11,905
Not putting up with your shit
no more.

291
00:16:11,939 --> 00:16:13,140
Anymore.

292
00:16:14,576 --> 00:16:16,176
What are you doing?
Get in the car.

293
00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:17,311
Anymore.

294
00:16:23,785 --> 00:16:26,086
- Uh-huh.
- Can you see through the cocks?

295
00:16:27,655 --> 00:16:29,123
Shit.

296
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,058
A cop getting cock-blocked.

297
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,728
Yeah, good shit.

298
00:16:33,762 --> 00:16:36,498
Just back up just directly
through the cocks.

299
00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:38,999
Just play through.

300
00:16:54,582 --> 00:16:56,551
He faked your
illness. And look here.

301
00:16:56,584 --> 00:16:59,554
He faked your signature
on the show-house lease.

302
00:16:59,587 --> 00:17:03,056
There. Another one
of your brother's scams?

303
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,559
Hmm?

304
00:17:04,592 --> 00:17:05,660
Christ.

305
00:17:05,693 --> 00:17:06,795
Hmm.

306
00:17:07,796 --> 00:17:10,063
Pops, slow down.
You know what?

307
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:12,734
We should talk about
a retirement home.

308
00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:15,670
We should also talk about you
minding your manners.

309
00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:17,304
First you just get here,

310
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,139
and you're just looking
to run me off.

311
00:17:19,173 --> 00:17:20,274
- No, I'm not...
- What the hell's

312
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:21,341
the matter with you?

313
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,477
There's nothing wrong...

314
00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:23,511
Mr. Delvecchio.

315
00:17:23,545 --> 00:17:24,945
Wasn't expecting you.

316
00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:27,181
Welcome. Good to see you.
Thank you.

317
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,416
My condolences.

318
00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:29,818
- Thank you.
- You know.

319
00:17:29,851 --> 00:17:31,453
This is my father,
by the way.

320
00:17:31,486 --> 00:17:33,987
- My condolences, sir.
- The boss man.

321
00:17:34,021 --> 00:17:36,023
I mean, you're my top gun.
I couldn't just phone it in.

322
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,025
- Yeah. Thank you.
- Come by and say hello.

323
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,461
Uh, sorry.

324
00:17:39,494 --> 00:17:41,094
Yeah.
Can we get you something?

325
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,798
Uh, give me a whiskey.
When in Rome.

326
00:17:43,832 --> 00:17:45,032
All right.

327
00:17:47,402 --> 00:17:48,837
First time here.

328
00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:50,370
Yeah, I got the mortgage
on this place

329
00:17:50,405 --> 00:17:51,338
ever since I gave you
that hundred K.

330
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,274
- Yeah.
- Pretty fucking underwhelming.

331
00:17:54,308 --> 00:17:57,010
Well,
whiskey and water.

332
00:17:57,044 --> 00:17:58,613
There you go.
None of that proddy shit.

333
00:17:58,646 --> 00:18:00,113
There you go.

334
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,381
Hey, what do you know
about yachts?

335
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:02,550
He knows crab boats.

336
00:18:02,584 --> 00:18:04,351
Yeah. I do know crab boats,

337
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,654
but it's always been
on my to-do list, absolutely.

338
00:18:06,688 --> 00:18:08,890
- What do you got?
- I just purchased a small one.

339
00:18:08,923 --> 00:18:10,525
- 48-footer.
- Oh, yeah?

340
00:18:10,558 --> 00:18:12,527
Don't know what to do
with the other one.

341
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,061
Huh.

342
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,830
- The other one?
- But you know, listen,

343
00:18:15,864 --> 00:18:17,331
I know you got
your family obligations.

344
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,900
I mean,
you just buried her and all.

345
00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:21,301
Buried her and all?
Ya fecking stroker!

346
00:18:21,335 --> 00:18:22,804
Pops, he didn't mean anything.

347
00:18:22,837 --> 00:18:24,204
It's my fucking wife,
you fucking cunt!

348
00:18:24,238 --> 00:18:25,473
Take it easy, Pops.
He didn't...

349
00:18:25,507 --> 00:18:27,341
This is who you're lying with?

350
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,510
No, no.
He didn't mean anything.

351
00:18:28,543 --> 00:18:30,645
No disrespect. All right?

352
00:18:30,678 --> 00:18:31,713
Fucking prick.

353
00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:35,683
Well, that didn't
go over well.

354
00:18:37,017 --> 00:18:38,686
- He's, you know...
- Cunt!

355
00:18:42,022 --> 00:18:43,591
Well, I got good news
for you anyway.

356
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,160
This baby's for you.

357
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:49,162
Top Performer
four out of six quarters.

358
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,265
And that's
quite an accomplishment.

359
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,600
Thank you.

360
00:18:52,634 --> 00:18:54,201
You're quite welcome.

361
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,670
Water?

362
00:18:55,703 --> 00:18:57,405
You can take the boy
out of Darby,

363
00:18:57,438 --> 00:18:59,507
but you can't take Darby
out of the boy, huh?

364
00:18:59,541 --> 00:19:00,942
Yeah. Darby Heights.

365
00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:03,011
Well, whatever.

366
00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:04,779
You know,
it's a goddamn shame

367
00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:06,781
I'm gonna have to scrap
this casino project.

368
00:19:06,814 --> 00:19:08,248
Why?

369
00:19:08,282 --> 00:19:09,784
'Cause I can't get
the signatures.

370
00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:11,419
I can get signatures.

371
00:19:11,452 --> 00:19:13,253
These Darby rats have a lot
more backbone

372
00:19:13,287 --> 00:19:14,789
than you think.

373
00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:16,891
Look, I know them, all right?

374
00:19:16,925 --> 00:19:18,560
I speak their language.

375
00:19:18,593 --> 00:19:20,360
Speak their language.

376
00:19:20,394 --> 00:19:22,030
They couldn't pour water
out of a boot

377
00:19:22,062 --> 00:19:24,298
if there were instructions
on the heel.

378
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,434
Listen, right now
you're not gonna find

379
00:19:26,467 --> 00:19:29,136
a gaggle of brain surgeons
coming out of Darby Heights.

380
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,572
- I get it.
- Oh, no shit.

381
00:19:30,605 --> 00:19:31,906
But you got to realize

382
00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:33,942
this is a golden opportunity.

383
00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:39,112
You get this done,
no more crab boats.

384
00:19:39,146 --> 00:19:41,081
And I'll make you my partner.

385
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:46,654
A casino in Darby Heights.

386
00:19:46,688 --> 00:19:48,957
- Win-win.
- Everybody wins.

387
00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:50,324
Sláinte.

388
00:20:28,195 --> 00:20:30,598
Ma! The door!

389
00:20:30,632 --> 00:20:33,801
Go answer it!
What am I, the fucking butler?

390
00:20:33,835 --> 00:20:35,603
Jimmy, don't try to kick
your brother.

391
00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:38,171
For Christ's sakes, Thomas,
put down the scissors.

392
00:20:39,373 --> 00:20:41,876
Who the fuck is at the door?

393
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:44,512
- Hi.
- What the fuck now, Ali?

394
00:20:44,545 --> 00:20:47,048
Tell your daddy that sending
his daughter to collect the rent

395
00:20:47,081 --> 00:20:49,316
beats the constable,
but not today, hon.

396
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:53,488
Carla, will you
just talk to me?

397
00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:54,989
- Talk to you?
- Yeah.

398
00:20:55,023 --> 00:20:56,491
What the fuck
we gonna talk about?

399
00:20:56,524 --> 00:20:57,525
Croquet?

400
00:21:01,562 --> 00:21:03,064
Hey, hey!
Hey, come here.

401
00:21:03,998 --> 00:21:05,533
What are you doing?

402
00:21:05,566 --> 00:21:07,367
Think the world is your toilet,
Spanky?

403
00:21:07,402 --> 00:21:08,736
- This yours?
- Yeah.

404
00:21:08,770 --> 00:21:11,005
You know
how to throw a cutter?

405
00:21:11,039 --> 00:21:12,372
No, not really.

406
00:21:12,407 --> 00:21:14,241
It's like a four-seamer,

407
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,243
except you just slightly off
a little bit.

408
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,310
- Got it.
- Go down there.

409
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,513
I'll throw it to you.

410
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:24,184
Got to remember
to breathe, right?

411
00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:25,352
- Yeah.
- And you want to hide

412
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:26,821
what you're gonna throw.

413
00:21:26,854 --> 00:21:29,991
So you give it a little kick,
and then

414
00:21:30,024 --> 00:21:30,825
Yeah.

415
00:21:30,858 --> 00:21:34,062
Booyah! Ah. Fuck me.

416
00:21:34,095 --> 00:21:35,997
Aw.

417
00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:39,901
It's okay, Sharona.

418
00:21:39,934 --> 00:21:40,968
Take this.

419
00:21:42,570 --> 00:21:44,237
What the fuck is this?

420
00:21:44,271 --> 00:21:45,606
Look, Ali, you're a doll,

421
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,443
but I don't need your pity
or pita.

422
00:21:48,476 --> 00:21:51,112
It's good, okay?

423
00:21:51,145 --> 00:21:52,279
It's for you.

424
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,715
Sharona?

425
00:21:53,748 --> 00:21:56,084
Yeah. I made her
listen to the Clash.

426
00:21:56,117 --> 00:21:57,785
Calms her down.

427
00:21:57,819 --> 00:21:59,721
I think you're
thinking of the Knack.

428
00:22:01,122 --> 00:22:03,024
Yeah. I don't know about that.

429
00:22:03,057 --> 00:22:05,358
I do.
The Knack song that song.

430
00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:07,562
Uh, uh, okay.

431
00:22:07,595 --> 00:22:11,099
Uh, thank you, but I'm more
of a Sunday gravy gal.

432
00:22:12,433 --> 00:22:14,234
Will you just eat it?

433
00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:15,268
Take it.

434
00:22:21,509 --> 00:22:23,644
- Thank you.
- Bye.

435
00:22:23,678 --> 00:22:25,278
I'll be back soon, okay?

436
00:22:27,982 --> 00:22:30,250
Aw. Look what we got.

437
00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:31,919
Look what we got.

438
00:22:31,953 --> 00:22:33,588
That's right, Sharona.

439
00:22:36,124 --> 00:22:37,558
There you go.

440
00:22:37,592 --> 00:22:40,495
Whoo. Better watch out
for that cutter.

441
00:22:40,528 --> 00:22:43,164
- It's a fickle gal.
- Yeah.

442
00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:44,966
You know that Sam Nahem
discovered that pitch

443
00:22:44,999 --> 00:22:46,801
- on accident?
- Really?

444
00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:49,302
Mm-hmm.
Yep. He couldn't eliminate

445
00:22:49,336 --> 00:22:51,672
the unpredictability
of his fast ball,

446
00:22:51,706 --> 00:22:54,274
so he accepted
his imperfections.

447
00:22:54,307 --> 00:22:56,744
I don't know if I believe
in accidental success.

448
00:22:56,778 --> 00:22:58,946
- Really?
- Sorry. That usually comes

449
00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:00,448
from a lot of hard work
and focus.

450
00:23:00,481 --> 00:23:02,016
- Right.
- And I don't buy that whole

451
00:23:02,049 --> 00:23:03,985
Millennial stumbling into that
bullshit.

452
00:23:04,018 --> 00:23:05,653
Well, good luck with that.

453
00:23:05,686 --> 00:23:07,522
What's so funny?

454
00:23:09,322 --> 00:23:10,758
- Was he
- He's

455
00:23:10,792 --> 00:23:13,094
- Oh, wow.
- Having some accidental success.

456
00:23:13,127 --> 00:23:15,029
Kukla!

457
00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:16,864
Where are those dolmades?

458
00:23:16,898 --> 00:23:18,466
Yes, I...

459
00:23:18,499 --> 00:23:20,635
I'll be right there!

460
00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:24,138
At least she doesn't
have to go shopping

461
00:23:24,172 --> 00:23:25,606
for my ma's funeral.

462
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,141
- What? It's a good...
- She loves black.

463
00:23:27,175 --> 00:23:28,843
I know it's a good
funeral muumuu.

464
00:23:28,876 --> 00:23:30,011
- Stop.
- It's exciting.

465
00:23:30,044 --> 00:23:31,612
I'm all she's got.

466
00:23:31,646 --> 00:23:33,948
You're so mean.

467
00:23:33,981 --> 00:23:35,183
Hey, how are you feeling?

468
00:23:35,216 --> 00:23:36,551
Hope you're feeling better.

469
00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:39,319
No, I'm serious.

470
00:23:39,352 --> 00:23:41,455
I'm really sorry. Okay?

471
00:23:41,489 --> 00:23:42,490
Give me a hug.

472
00:23:44,258 --> 00:23:45,392
- Tighter.
- Mm.

473
00:23:45,426 --> 00:23:47,295
Squeeze me.

474
00:23:47,327 --> 00:23:48,563
All right.
Well, I better get going.

475
00:23:48,596 --> 00:23:49,730
- All right.
- See you soon.

476
00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:53,100
I'm coming.

477
00:23:55,703 --> 00:23:58,005
Hello, Mr. Gerald Murphy.

478
00:23:58,039 --> 00:24:00,340
Yes. This is Dr. Narzikul
calling

479
00:24:00,373 --> 00:24:02,176
about your daughter's
test results.

480
00:24:02,210 --> 00:24:04,478
Uh, in any case,
she was negative

481
00:24:04,512 --> 00:24:08,015
for gonorrhea, chlamydia,
herpes.

482
00:24:08,049 --> 00:24:09,382
<i>I swear to God...</i>

483
00:24:09,417 --> 00:24:10,918
I do not think
you understand.

484
00:24:10,952 --> 00:24:13,187
Negative is good news,
very good news.

485
00:24:13,221 --> 00:24:15,656
She can continue to be
quite active sexually

486
00:24:15,690 --> 00:24:18,391
with no worries,
no worries whatsoever.

487
00:24:18,426 --> 00:24:21,162
Still pulling that Kiddie City
shit, huh, Seven-up?

488
00:24:21,195 --> 00:24:23,331
I thought you'd grow up
by now.

489
00:24:23,363 --> 00:24:25,733
What, like you?
Big shot.

490
00:24:25,766 --> 00:24:27,602
He's the best in the Heights.

491
00:24:27,635 --> 00:24:29,203
Whitey ex-chick cheated.

492
00:24:29,237 --> 00:24:30,705
He's looking
to settle the score.

493
00:24:30,738 --> 00:24:33,574
- Yeah.
- Hey. There's my man.

494
00:24:33,608 --> 00:24:35,576
I thought you pulled
an Irish exit.

495
00:24:35,610 --> 00:24:37,511
Oh, please.

496
00:24:37,545 --> 00:24:39,647
You raised a better lad
than that.

497
00:24:41,215 --> 00:24:42,783
I'm done today, guys.

498
00:24:44,652 --> 00:24:46,854
- See you, Coach.
- And I will be back,

499
00:24:46,888 --> 00:24:49,123
especially to look at you.

500
00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:50,791
- Good night, Pop.
- Look at you.

501
00:24:50,825 --> 00:24:53,294
- Have a good day.
- With your hands clasped

502
00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:55,730
like a little fucking
choir boy.

503
00:24:55,763 --> 00:24:57,465
I just had confession today.

504
00:24:57,498 --> 00:24:59,433
You know, if you leave them
like that,

505
00:24:59,467 --> 00:25:02,904
people might think
you have a shot at a life.

506
00:25:02,937 --> 00:25:05,139
But if you... That a boy.

507
00:25:05,172 --> 00:25:07,642
Now you may look for a life,

508
00:25:07,675 --> 00:25:09,277
but you'll never get one.

509
00:25:12,079 --> 00:25:13,114
Good night, Pop.

510
00:25:13,915 --> 00:25:15,316
He's in a good mood today.

511
00:25:15,349 --> 00:25:18,219
It's good to have you
around, son.

512
00:25:18,252 --> 00:25:21,656
Good to be back with all this
positive reinforcement.

513
00:25:21,689 --> 00:25:23,557
You know what?
I got to get out of here.

514
00:25:23,591 --> 00:25:25,760
What the fuck you got
to get to, bitch? Glenn Wyn?

515
00:25:25,793 --> 00:25:27,395
Why you have to move
so far away?

516
00:25:27,428 --> 00:25:29,563
I live in Rittenhouse Square,
by the way.

517
00:25:29,597 --> 00:25:31,832
- What is this?
- What is that, North Jersey?

518
00:25:31,866 --> 00:25:33,301
No, it's like ten minutes
from here.

519
00:25:33,334 --> 00:25:35,269
It might as well be Georgia,
hot shot.

520
00:25:35,303 --> 00:25:36,971
I forgot. You guys
break out in hives

521
00:25:37,004 --> 00:25:38,472
if you have to leave
the Heights.

522
00:25:38,506 --> 00:25:40,908
No reason to leave except
if you go to...

523
00:25:40,942 --> 00:25:42,143
The shore.

524
00:25:42,176 --> 00:25:43,644
You guys are unbelievable.

525
00:25:43,678 --> 00:25:45,479
You know, the stakes
are much higher

526
00:25:45,513 --> 00:25:46,914
when you're adults,
you know?

527
00:25:46,948 --> 00:25:48,449
You have to pay bills.

528
00:25:48,482 --> 00:25:50,017
- You have to live in reality.
- Oh.

529
00:25:50,051 --> 00:25:51,786
You don't have your dads
wiping your ass for you.

530
00:25:51,819 --> 00:25:53,854
Charlie's out there
directing imaginary traffic,

531
00:25:53,888 --> 00:25:56,190
chomping on a cigar
like a truffle pig.

532
00:25:56,223 --> 00:25:57,792
You're not wearing...
look at you guys.

533
00:25:57,825 --> 00:25:59,260
Fucking... It's like
you've been shellacked

534
00:25:59,293 --> 00:26:01,028
since... in 1997.

535
00:26:01,062 --> 00:26:02,930
You're in a fucking
time capsule.

536
00:26:02,964 --> 00:26:04,665
Come on.
Hang with your boys.

537
00:26:04,699 --> 00:26:06,435
- I don't...
- Hang with your boys tonight.

538
00:26:06,467 --> 00:26:08,002
- Yeah, we'll have a good time.
- I don't... Listen,

539
00:26:08,035 --> 00:26:09,470
I know this is hard
for you guys

540
00:26:09,503 --> 00:26:10,705
- to wrap your mind around...
- Fuck.

541
00:26:10,738 --> 00:26:12,306
but I have a job, all right?

542
00:26:12,340 --> 00:26:13,674
Besides, I don't drink
the way I used to.

543
00:26:13,708 --> 00:26:15,444
Well, neither do we.

544
00:26:15,476 --> 00:26:17,178
Yo, remember that night
we jumped them Hammers?

545
00:26:17,211 --> 00:26:18,679
- Of course.
- Don't you want

546
00:26:18,713 --> 00:26:20,481
to get your fucking
dukes up again?

547
00:26:20,514 --> 00:26:22,316
Come on, man. I bet the only
fighting this guy does

548
00:26:22,350 --> 00:26:24,118
is on the email.

549
00:26:24,151 --> 00:26:25,720
Too cool.

550
00:26:25,753 --> 00:26:27,488
I am a keyboard warrior.

551
00:26:27,521 --> 00:26:29,390
But I can still kick ass.
Don't worry about it.

552
00:26:29,424 --> 00:26:31,125
You do Krav Maga?

553
00:26:31,158 --> 00:26:32,293
The Israeli fighting system?

554
00:26:32,326 --> 00:26:33,462
- Yeah.
- What do you know

555
00:26:33,494 --> 00:26:35,062
about Krav Maga, man bun?

556
00:26:35,096 --> 00:26:36,564
Oh, you're looking
like you do,

557
00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:38,032
so, like, when you left,
I'm wondering...

558
00:26:38,065 --> 00:26:39,533
You working out now?

559
00:26:39,567 --> 00:26:41,403
if you went
a little bagel on it.

560
00:26:41,436 --> 00:26:44,071
You went a little bagel schmear
fighting style, right?

561
00:26:44,105 --> 00:26:45,673
Oh, you guys
are fucking unbelievable.

562
00:26:45,706 --> 00:26:47,708
- Oh, come on.
- Rolls up after bench.

563
00:26:47,742 --> 00:26:50,978
He presses fucking 185.
Has a blueberry smoothie.

564
00:26:52,747 --> 00:26:54,348
Fucking guys...

565
00:26:55,783 --> 00:26:57,318
You're fucking unbelievable,
man.

566
00:26:57,351 --> 00:26:58,886
- Yeah.
- You guys are the grand poobahs

567
00:26:58,919 --> 00:27:01,055
of a tragedy festival.
You really are.

568
00:27:01,088 --> 00:27:02,890
- Ohh.
- It's making me fucking sad.

569
00:27:02,923 --> 00:27:04,692
Why don't you hang out
with my dad

570
00:27:04,725 --> 00:27:06,327
for a little while? You guys
would get along great.

571
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,528
- Any one of your boys.
- Yeah.

572
00:27:07,561 --> 00:27:09,330
Any one of your finance boys.

573
00:27:09,363 --> 00:27:12,333
- We'll get on the ground.
- Don't leave! Don't leave!

574
00:27:12,366 --> 00:27:13,601
- Fucking Iowa.
- There we go.

575
00:27:13,634 --> 00:27:15,202
I don't know what Iowa said.

576
00:27:15,236 --> 00:27:16,937
she said this fucking guy.

577
00:27:18,473 --> 00:27:19,740
- Oh, my God.
- Can you believe...

578
00:27:19,774 --> 00:27:21,242
You went to Catholic school.

579
00:27:21,275 --> 00:27:22,576
So, you know,
same with a preschool.

580
00:27:22,610 --> 00:27:23,778
You looked down,

581
00:27:23,811 --> 00:27:25,079
and you saw the Adam's apple.

582
00:27:25,112 --> 00:27:26,680
- No!
- And then you decided

583
00:27:26,714 --> 00:27:29,250
and you said,
"Finish the job."

584
00:27:29,283 --> 00:27:31,585
- And then...
- I hate you all!

585
00:27:31,619 --> 00:27:33,054
I'm so... I love you guys.

586
00:27:33,087 --> 00:27:34,789
You should take a...

587
00:27:34,822 --> 00:27:36,390
This guy's got
a fucking Porsche.

588
00:27:36,425 --> 00:27:38,559
- No!
- He's fucked up. He's living.

589
00:27:38,592 --> 00:27:39,860
- Yeah.
- That's...

590
00:27:39,894 --> 00:27:41,530
What are you two fucking
driving?

591
00:27:41,562 --> 00:27:43,130
- What are you fucking...
- I got a Pontiac...

592
00:27:43,164 --> 00:27:45,366
Hey!

593
00:27:45,399 --> 00:27:46,901
Hey!

594
00:27:54,775 --> 00:27:55,943
Stop drinking, man.

595
00:27:55,976 --> 00:27:57,778
Ah!

596
00:27:57,812 --> 00:28:00,081
- God bless you.
- You're not gonna put your...

597
00:28:00,114 --> 00:28:01,148
If he put his mouth on the...

598
00:28:01,182 --> 00:28:02,950
He put his mouth on it.

599
00:28:02,983 --> 00:28:04,151
I'll kick the shit
out of you.

600
00:28:05,753 --> 00:28:07,655
I go there for effect.

601
00:28:07,688 --> 00:28:09,323
Gonorrhea?

602
00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:10,425
Fellas, don't worry about it.

603
00:28:12,827 --> 00:28:14,095
Hold on.

604
00:28:14,128 --> 00:28:15,262
- Oh, are you okay?
- Jesus.

605
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,449
Ohh.

606
00:28:58,038 --> 00:28:59,508
<i>To Laurence Sr.</i>

607
00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:01,842
<i>I bequeath all of my jewelry.</i>

608
00:29:01,876 --> 00:29:05,012
<i>Laurence Jr. insisted he be
mentioned in my will,</i>

609
00:29:05,045 --> 00:29:06,881
<i>so hi, Junior.</i>

610
00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:10,151
<i>To Seamus I bequeath
Callahan's Irish Pub,</i>

611
00:29:10,184 --> 00:29:11,886
<i>and please take care
of your father</i>

612
00:29:11,919 --> 00:29:13,622
<i>because we both know
that man's incapable</i>

613
00:29:13,687 --> 00:29:15,189
<i>of looking after himself.</i>

614
00:29:15,222 --> 00:29:16,525
<i>He couldn't even piss
on himself</i>

615
00:29:16,558 --> 00:29:17,992
<i>if he was on fire.</i>

616
00:29:37,211 --> 00:29:39,380
How do you have
a place called Bucky

617
00:29:39,414 --> 00:29:41,516
and have fucking
invitation crap?

618
00:29:44,218 --> 00:29:46,020
You know,
our crab boat's broken.

619
00:29:46,053 --> 00:29:49,190
Yeah, you can fucking
put crabs on anything.

620
00:29:54,028 --> 00:29:55,863
I can't tell you, I can't
wait for Memorial Day weekend

621
00:29:55,896 --> 00:29:57,398
down at the shore.

622
00:29:57,432 --> 00:29:59,266
Youse have no idea
what I got planned,

623
00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:01,235
a little pre-sentencing
celebration.

624
00:30:01,268 --> 00:30:02,903
Let's go, slackers. Come on.

625
00:30:02,937 --> 00:30:05,407
You'll be late for work.
You've got tabs to pay.

626
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:06,907
Right?

627
00:30:06,941 --> 00:30:08,742
I need your John Hancock
right here,

628
00:30:08,776 --> 00:30:10,512
if you will for me, fellas.

629
00:30:10,545 --> 00:30:12,681
- What?
- It's some petition

630
00:30:12,713 --> 00:30:14,683
for some construction
in the neighborhood.

631
00:30:14,715 --> 00:30:16,717
You're fixing up the hood,
Mickey?

632
00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:18,385
That's right, Paddy.

633
00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:20,387
Where is he?

634
00:30:20,422 --> 00:30:22,156
In his office as always.

635
00:30:28,663 --> 00:30:30,064
He's got a fucking home.

636
00:30:36,737 --> 00:30:38,205
Booyah!

637
00:30:57,992 --> 00:30:59,661
A little early for that,
don't you think, Pops?

638
00:30:59,694 --> 00:31:02,029
Ah.
Never too early.

639
00:31:03,665 --> 00:31:05,332
You get some crab and eggs?

640
00:31:05,366 --> 00:31:10,004
Yeah. It's, uh, lipstick
on a pig, don't you think?

641
00:31:16,711 --> 00:31:18,345
Thanks for the grub, though.

642
00:31:19,481 --> 00:31:20,781
I need a decent boat,

643
00:31:20,814 --> 00:31:22,850
and blue freshies
are out there.

644
00:31:22,883 --> 00:31:24,852
They're just further south.

645
00:31:24,885 --> 00:31:27,021
The crabs are jumping
into the boat down there.

646
00:31:27,054 --> 00:31:29,156
Yeah, you know, I'll help you
this weekend, Pops.

647
00:31:29,189 --> 00:31:31,158
- We'll get ready for this.
- Yeah, sure.

648
00:31:31,191 --> 00:31:33,093
You say that every year,

649
00:31:33,127 --> 00:31:35,963
ah, but you're still working
for that yuppie prick, hmm?

650
00:31:35,996 --> 00:31:37,532
You're gonna help me
with the boat.

651
00:31:37,565 --> 00:31:39,434
You're gonna
help me with the pub

652
00:31:39,467 --> 00:31:41,636
that was good to your family
for all these generations.

653
00:31:41,670 --> 00:31:45,873
My son, my Cain,
can't help himself, hmm?

654
00:31:45,906 --> 00:31:47,975
And then throwing it all
away.

655
00:31:48,008 --> 00:31:49,810
Life's just a big party, huh?

656
00:31:49,843 --> 00:31:51,312
- I'm here.
- Yeah.

657
00:31:51,345 --> 00:31:52,580
You're here now.

658
00:31:53,648 --> 00:31:55,650
The question is why. Hmm?

659
00:31:55,684 --> 00:31:56,817
Why?

660
00:31:58,986 --> 00:32:01,322
You were born with a horseshoe
up your ass.

661
00:32:01,355 --> 00:32:02,856
And don't start that shite

662
00:32:02,890 --> 00:32:04,559
about putting me
into an old age home.

663
00:32:04,592 --> 00:32:06,193
I ain't going nowhere.

664
00:32:09,096 --> 00:32:10,898
Go. I got work to do.

665
00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:12,500
I don't want you to get dirty.

666
00:32:38,258 --> 00:32:39,927
- Ooh!
- Ooh! God damn it!

667
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,830
Strike three! You're out!

668
00:32:41,862 --> 00:32:43,297
Where's my money?

669
00:32:44,699 --> 00:32:45,834
What's this?

670
00:32:45,866 --> 00:32:46,867
Candy.

671
00:33:13,495 --> 00:33:16,897
She's sick.

672
00:33:16,930 --> 00:33:19,601
I just need
one goddamn leprechaun.

673
00:33:21,403 --> 00:33:23,872
Well, well, well,

674
00:33:23,904 --> 00:33:26,373
look what the tide washed in.

675
00:33:26,408 --> 00:33:27,776
- It's unbelievable.
- I know.

676
00:33:27,809 --> 00:33:29,711
It's like a time capsule.

677
00:33:29,744 --> 00:33:31,078
- Hey, Mick.
- Yeah.

678
00:33:31,111 --> 00:33:32,379
If you're looking
for your cream,

679
00:33:32,414 --> 00:33:34,248
you know, for your issues,

680
00:33:34,281 --> 00:33:36,049
got to go down
to the pharmacy.

681
00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:37,619
That's where I get it.

682
00:33:37,652 --> 00:33:38,820
Yeah. That's great, Charlie.
Thank you.

683
00:33:38,853 --> 00:33:40,220
The only issues I have

684
00:33:40,254 --> 00:33:42,256
is with you using
all the cream.

685
00:33:42,289 --> 00:33:43,892
It's a terrible image.
You look amazing, Melanie.

686
00:33:43,924 --> 00:33:45,159
- Yes. Thank you.
- No, but you are.

687
00:33:45,192 --> 00:33:46,927
- And... And...
- You think so?

688
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,763
Well, you could use
some more customers, though.

689
00:33:48,797 --> 00:33:50,063
- Oh?
- I have some suggestions.

690
00:33:50,097 --> 00:33:51,932
Yeah? I'm worried about you.

691
00:33:51,965 --> 00:33:53,435
- You're worried about me?
- Yeah.

692
00:33:53,468 --> 00:33:55,269
Dougal's concerned
about your health.

693
00:33:55,302 --> 00:33:57,070
He's raising money
for your issues.

694
00:33:57,104 --> 00:33:58,673
The only thing
that he's concerned about

695
00:33:58,706 --> 00:34:01,074
is funding his endless summer,
believe me.

696
00:34:01,108 --> 00:34:02,142
- So listen.
- Mm-hmm.

697
00:34:02,176 --> 00:34:03,812
I need your signature

698
00:34:03,845 --> 00:34:05,914
'cause I need to bring
more jobs to the area.

699
00:34:05,946 --> 00:34:08,248
- Wait. The casino?
- Absolutely.

700
00:34:08,282 --> 00:34:10,485
More traffic for the hood
means more patrons for you.

701
00:34:10,518 --> 00:34:12,687
- You're gonna make more money.
- They're gonna shop here?

702
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,622
Are you kidding me?
Listen.

703
00:34:14,656 --> 00:34:16,524
You keep making
those empanadas.

704
00:34:16,558 --> 00:34:17,759
How can they refuse?

705
00:34:17,792 --> 00:34:18,827
Are you kidding me?

706
00:34:18,860 --> 00:34:20,027
You deserve it.

707
00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:21,529
I dreamed... It's comfort food.

708
00:34:21,563 --> 00:34:23,631
- Okay. Just for you.
- Thank you.

709
00:34:23,665 --> 00:34:25,767
- This signature means the most.
- I missed you.

710
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,267
Oh, I missed you.
Take care of yourself.

711
00:34:27,301 --> 00:34:28,937
- Thank you.
- Keep up the good work.

712
00:34:28,969 --> 00:34:30,638
- No empanadas?
- Not now.

713
00:34:38,378 --> 00:34:41,114
Hey, Mrs. Ning,
how are you?

714
00:34:41,148 --> 00:34:44,151
I'm good, sir.
Do we know each other?

715
00:34:44,184 --> 00:34:46,119
Yes, of course we do.
It's Mick.

716
00:34:46,153 --> 00:34:48,055
- Who?
- From Callahan's. Remember?

717
00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:50,123
We have the pub
down the street.

718
00:34:50,157 --> 00:34:52,125
Oh, yes.

719
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,161
The McDagos.

720
00:34:54,194 --> 00:34:56,330
- Yeah. Something like that.
- Oh.

721
00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:01,703
What? What do you got?

722
00:35:02,904 --> 00:35:04,405
Casino? I'm not interested.

723
00:35:04,439 --> 00:35:06,039
Get the fuck out of here.

724
00:35:07,274 --> 00:35:09,343
- How old are you now?
- I'm in my 40s,

725
00:35:09,376 --> 00:35:10,411
you know, just like you.

726
00:35:11,913 --> 00:35:13,848
Always a charmer.

727
00:35:15,917 --> 00:35:18,620
This used to be McDermott's
or Flannigan's house.

728
00:35:19,186 --> 00:35:20,855
Hey. You looking to get in?

729
00:35:20,889 --> 00:35:22,557
Yeah. Are these new condos?

730
00:35:22,590 --> 00:35:24,258
Uh, yeah.
They built them last fall.

731
00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:25,727
The joint is sick, right?

732
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,261
I have no idea
what you just said,

733
00:35:27,294 --> 00:35:29,497
but do you mind signing?

734
00:35:29,531 --> 00:35:30,932
Yeah, I can get the whole
complex to sign those.

735
00:35:30,965 --> 00:35:31,933
- Really?
- Yeah.

736
00:35:31,966 --> 00:35:33,501
I'd love that.

737
00:35:33,535 --> 00:35:35,235
Now you don't have to take
the bus into AC.

738
00:35:35,269 --> 00:35:37,037
Oh, not with those nasty nuns.

739
00:35:37,070 --> 00:35:39,039
Oh, man, I still have
nightmares about those nuns.

740
00:35:39,072 --> 00:35:41,341
They stuck an entire ruler
up my ass.

741
00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:42,276
- Yeah.
- Yeah. They used me

742
00:35:42,309 --> 00:35:43,778
as a hand puppet.

743
00:35:43,811 --> 00:35:46,146
- I hate nuns.
- Oh, I hate them too.

744
00:35:53,086 --> 00:35:54,556
Yo, come here, guy.

745
00:36:05,299 --> 00:36:07,635
The Mick I remember
would never pass by the house

746
00:36:07,669 --> 00:36:08,803
without saying hello.

747
00:36:08,836 --> 00:36:10,405
Hello, Mrs. C.

748
00:36:10,438 --> 00:36:11,906
- How are you, Mick?
- Good. How are you?

749
00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:13,373
Would you care for a cookie?

750
00:36:13,408 --> 00:36:15,309
Oh, sweet of you.
No, I'm fine. Thank you.

751
00:36:20,815 --> 00:36:22,984
Iceberg straight ahead.

752
00:36:23,017 --> 00:36:24,686
So how you feeling?

753
00:36:25,753 --> 00:36:26,888
I'm all right.

754
00:36:26,921 --> 00:36:29,389
I heard you have this, um

755
00:36:29,424 --> 00:36:32,125
uh, elongated illness?

756
00:36:32,159 --> 00:36:33,595
No, no, no. I'm fine, really.

757
00:36:33,628 --> 00:36:35,730
Oh. Your dad?

758
00:36:35,763 --> 00:36:37,065
Brother, they have?

759
00:36:37,097 --> 00:36:38,499
Still shanty Irish.

760
00:36:38,533 --> 00:36:39,701
Oh.

761
00:36:40,835 --> 00:36:43,438
I ever show you a picture
of my Kukla?

762
00:36:43,471 --> 00:36:46,741
Yes. Yes. Many times.
Many times.

763
00:36:46,774 --> 00:36:48,676
- Beautiful, huh?
- Yeah.

764
00:36:48,710 --> 00:36:50,110
- Yeah.
- Bye.

765
00:36:54,048 --> 00:36:56,818
Is that Laurence McDougal Jr.?

766
00:37:06,794 --> 00:37:08,463
You look like a bag of ass.

767
00:37:08,496 --> 00:37:10,297
Still building tomorrow's
ghettos today, champion?

768
00:37:10,330 --> 00:37:12,100
All the way to the bank,
junior.

769
00:37:12,132 --> 00:37:13,935
By the way, guys,

770
00:37:13,968 --> 00:37:16,404
I'm hiring douchebags
who'll do anything for money.

771
00:37:18,006 --> 00:37:19,574
No, no, no, no, no.

772
00:37:21,009 --> 00:37:22,744
Oh, uh, I got something
for you.

773
00:37:25,847 --> 00:37:27,782
Yeah, that's funny.
That's funny.

774
00:37:27,815 --> 00:37:29,784
- Keep it up, junior.
- I will.

775
00:37:29,817 --> 00:37:31,351
Asshole.

776
00:37:35,389 --> 00:37:36,958
- She's a beauty.
- Absolutely.

777
00:37:36,991 --> 00:37:38,358
She has these great
child-bearing hips.

778
00:37:38,392 --> 00:37:39,661
She gets that from me.

779
00:37:40,762 --> 00:37:42,897
Yaya, gosh.

780
00:37:42,930 --> 00:37:44,164
- See you later.
- Bye.

781
00:37:44,197 --> 00:37:45,533
- Goodbye.
- Bye.

782
00:37:48,436 --> 00:37:50,505
Don't do that.

783
00:37:50,538 --> 00:37:52,674
What? What I do now?

784
00:37:57,445 --> 00:38:00,014
Still ain't made your move
on Persephone over there, huh?

785
00:38:01,416 --> 00:38:03,084
Some things never change,
pussy.

786
00:38:03,117 --> 00:38:04,217
I know this look.

787
00:38:04,251 --> 00:38:05,853
Which look?

788
00:38:05,887 --> 00:38:08,589
His look when he looks at you.
I know this.

789
00:38:08,623 --> 00:38:10,257
Yeah, he is pretty cute, huh?

790
00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:12,827
- Mm-hmm.
- But he's so into himself.

791
00:38:12,860 --> 00:38:14,227
He's a waste of time.

792
00:38:16,196 --> 00:38:17,565
He's Mick.

793
00:38:17,598 --> 00:38:20,101
He has.

794
00:38:20,134 --> 00:38:22,170
Not like your father. Uch.

795
00:38:22,202 --> 00:38:23,203
<i>Palaka.</i>

796
00:38:24,539 --> 00:38:26,206
- Ai.
- You're fine.

797
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,042
Come, come. I'll go make
some , huh?

798
00:38:28,076 --> 00:38:29,877
- Ooh. Yes.
- Okay.

799
00:38:29,911 --> 00:38:32,113
- I'll help you.
- Thank you, Kukla. Ai!

800
00:38:32,146 --> 00:38:34,549
How was your day?

801
00:38:34,582 --> 00:38:38,786
It was a day, another day.
Thank God it's over.

802
00:38:38,820 --> 00:38:40,888
Ai. What the fuck.

803
00:38:42,457 --> 00:38:43,958
Hey, no. Wait a minute.
What are we doing?

804
00:38:43,991 --> 00:38:45,426
- Where are we going?
- Hold on a second.

805
00:38:45,460 --> 00:38:47,227
It's Friday!

806
00:38:47,260 --> 00:38:49,362
No, wait a minute. Hold on.
I got to check on Pop.

807
00:38:49,396 --> 00:38:50,965
I already did.
He's holding down the fort.

808
00:38:50,998 --> 00:38:52,500
Time for a day load.

809
00:39:09,984 --> 00:39:11,853
Got one?

810
00:39:16,323 --> 00:39:17,725
Looking sharp, Whitey.

811
00:39:17,759 --> 00:39:19,427
- Oh, look.
- You joining us later?

812
00:39:19,460 --> 00:39:21,562
Ah, come on, man.
Does a priest like little boys?

813
00:39:21,596 --> 00:39:22,663
Mm-hmm.

814
00:39:23,865 --> 00:39:25,166
There he is.

815
00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:26,934
Is it a yard sale
Tommy Bahama?

816
00:39:26,968 --> 00:39:28,970
- Yeah.
- Ehh.

817
00:39:29,003 --> 00:39:31,239
- Hey, easy, easy, easy.
- Come on, Whitey.

818
00:39:31,271 --> 00:39:34,108
Hold on, guys.
It's not a gay bar. All right?

819
00:39:34,142 --> 00:39:35,810
We got enough dudes
in there right now.

820
00:39:35,843 --> 00:39:37,310
Are you serious?

821
00:39:37,344 --> 00:39:39,947
We're trying to get
one female in.

822
00:39:39,981 --> 00:39:41,249
Is anybody here female?

823
00:39:41,281 --> 00:39:42,750
He's talking to you.

824
00:39:42,784 --> 00:39:44,252
Is anybody out here
in transition?

825
00:39:46,353 --> 00:39:47,655
Oh, would you look at you?

826
00:39:47,688 --> 00:39:48,956
For fuck's sake, Dougal,

827
00:39:48,990 --> 00:39:50,191
I thought you were flagged.

828
00:39:50,224 --> 00:39:51,759
And I tawt I taw a putty tat.

829
00:39:51,793 --> 00:39:53,795
Medicate us
with a round of car bombs

830
00:39:53,828 --> 00:39:55,663
before I give you a real reason
to like me.

831
00:40:09,744 --> 00:40:10,878
You're a fucking
Muppet.

832
00:40:13,581 --> 00:40:14,749
Excuse me.

833
00:40:15,817 --> 00:40:17,051
- Hey.
- Yes.

834
00:40:17,084 --> 00:40:18,553
- Hey, Mick.
- There he is.

835
00:40:18,586 --> 00:40:19,954
- Long time.
- Yeah.

836
00:40:19,987 --> 00:40:21,522
Hey, apologies.

837
00:40:21,556 --> 00:40:23,291
I sure hope you beat
that hard-on thing.

838
00:40:23,323 --> 00:40:24,959
Must hurt.

839
00:40:24,992 --> 00:40:27,295
Uh, I'm all right. Thank you.
Thanks, buddy.

840
00:40:27,327 --> 00:40:28,629
We didn't know.

841
00:40:28,663 --> 00:40:30,363
No one knows.

842
00:40:30,397 --> 00:40:32,365
Okay what'll it be, then?

843
00:40:32,399 --> 00:40:34,202
We'll take...
I'll take a tall boy.

844
00:40:34,235 --> 00:40:35,837
- Black and tan.
- Couple of car bombs,

845
00:40:35,870 --> 00:40:37,071
tall boy, half and half.

846
00:40:37,104 --> 00:40:38,306
- Coming up.
- Thanks.

847
00:40:38,338 --> 00:40:39,907
- I'm Seamus.
- Morgan.

848
00:40:39,941 --> 00:40:41,542
Basically single.

849
00:40:41,576 --> 00:40:43,244
All right. There you go.
This is my boy Seven-up.

850
00:40:43,277 --> 00:40:44,278
Oh.

851
00:40:45,446 --> 00:40:47,048
Okay. What are you doing?

852
00:40:47,081 --> 00:40:48,716
Easy, guys, okay? Go.

853
00:40:48,749 --> 00:40:51,652
Come on, Grimace.
Take it easy, all right?

854
00:40:51,686 --> 00:40:54,088
So look at this guy.
He got fucking dressed up.

855
00:40:54,121 --> 00:40:56,057
We have a three stain policy.

856
00:40:56,090 --> 00:40:58,159
If you have more than three
stains on your shirt,

857
00:40:58,192 --> 00:40:59,994
you can't get in.
I see three and a half.

858
00:41:00,027 --> 00:41:01,529
- Come on, man.
- Come on, let's get going.

859
00:41:01,562 --> 00:41:02,830
Do you know you're going out
or what?

860
00:41:02,864 --> 00:41:04,265
I can't get anywhere with you.

861
00:41:04,298 --> 00:41:06,267
Guys, you see this?
It's Bill Blass.

862
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:08,536
- Been waiting for a...
- Go to Men's Wearhouse.

863
00:41:08,569 --> 00:41:10,071
Get yourself something.

864
00:41:10,104 --> 00:41:12,173
He puts out
a beautiful product, okay?

865
00:41:15,443 --> 00:41:16,911
- So
- What in God's name

866
00:41:16,944 --> 00:41:18,446
are you still doing
in the Heights?

867
00:41:18,479 --> 00:41:19,747
- Me?
- Yeah.

868
00:41:19,780 --> 00:41:21,616
I'm staying at Yaya's.

869
00:41:21,649 --> 00:41:24,085
My dad's trying to build her
a in-law suite.

870
00:41:24,118 --> 00:41:26,721
He's trying, but she's
never gonna leave here.

871
00:41:26,754 --> 00:41:28,356
- Why?
- She really... I don't know.

872
00:41:28,422 --> 00:41:29,924
- She just...
- It's a shithole.

873
00:41:29,957 --> 00:41:31,692
It's not a shithole.

874
00:41:31,726 --> 00:41:34,362
It's so not a shithole.
I like it here.

875
00:41:34,394 --> 00:41:37,431
It's special. It's like,
it's nostalgic,

876
00:41:37,465 --> 00:41:39,399
and I don't know.
I like her house.

877
00:41:39,433 --> 00:41:41,369
It smells good.
It's comfortable.

878
00:41:41,401 --> 00:41:43,404
I wish I had a grandma
like that.

879
00:41:43,437 --> 00:41:46,240
You know, she actually
really talks highly about you.

880
00:41:47,341 --> 00:41:49,644
- Really?
- Yeah. Kind of a lot.

881
00:41:49,677 --> 00:41:52,480
She talks about how your mom
used to come by all the time

882
00:41:52,513 --> 00:41:54,148
and brag about your...
your hours

883
00:41:54,181 --> 00:41:55,416
and your promotions,

884
00:41:55,449 --> 00:41:58,185
and she's so... so proud of you.

885
00:42:00,187 --> 00:42:01,789
Hard work, thanks to her.

886
00:42:01,822 --> 00:42:03,724
She thinks you're <i>embeestos.</i>

887
00:42:03,758 --> 00:42:05,092
- <i>Embeestos?</i>
- Yeah.

888
00:42:05,126 --> 00:42:06,460
- What does that mean?
- Noble.

889
00:42:06,494 --> 00:42:07,762
- Noble?
- Thinks you're noble.

890
00:42:07,795 --> 00:42:09,130
Are you noble?

891
00:42:10,498 --> 00:42:12,900
I thought it meant,
like, manly.

892
00:42:12,934 --> 00:42:14,835
- No?
- No.

893
00:42:14,869 --> 00:42:16,337
Doesn't...

894
00:42:16,370 --> 00:42:18,072
She used to take care
of those kids.

895
00:42:18,105 --> 00:42:20,574
She used to feed us.
We loved going over there.

896
00:42:20,608 --> 00:42:22,310
Desserts. Mm.

897
00:42:22,343 --> 00:42:23,444
Spanakopita.

898
00:42:23,477 --> 00:42:25,146
- Spanakopita.
- Mm-hmm.

899
00:42:26,180 --> 00:42:27,214
She's awesome.

900
00:42:28,482 --> 00:42:29,784
Ah.

901
00:42:31,953 --> 00:42:34,322
Not really
what I was expecting.

902
00:42:34,355 --> 00:42:35,990
What were you expecting?

903
00:42:36,023 --> 00:42:38,492
I don't know. I just heard
that you sold out.

904
00:42:39,860 --> 00:42:42,596
Or that you, like, turned
your back on the neighborhood

905
00:42:42,630 --> 00:42:44,031
to make money.

906
00:42:45,132 --> 00:42:46,834
Maybe there's some hope
left in you.

907
00:42:46,867 --> 00:42:48,769
I see it.

908
00:42:48,803 --> 00:42:50,338
I mean, just a little.

909
00:42:50,371 --> 00:42:51,440
- A little bit?
- Just... Yeah.

910
00:42:51,472 --> 00:42:52,506
Just a little crack.

911
00:42:52,540 --> 00:42:53,708
Don't get carried away.

912
00:43:02,049 --> 00:43:03,684
You remember
my brother Dougal.

913
00:43:03,718 --> 00:43:05,286
How could I forget?

914
00:43:05,319 --> 00:43:07,221
You leave such
a indelible impression.

915
00:43:07,254 --> 00:43:08,856
Watch your mouth.

916
00:43:08,889 --> 00:43:10,591
We don't use that kind
of language around here.

917
00:43:11,892 --> 00:43:13,160
Ali. Remember me?

918
00:43:13,194 --> 00:43:15,663
Zafilopoulos.

919
00:43:15,696 --> 00:43:16,998
Yeah, I seen you down the...
There you go.

920
00:43:17,031 --> 00:43:18,532
Good Irish lass.

921
00:43:18,566 --> 00:43:19,834
Her pop Deech
owns half the township.

922
00:43:19,867 --> 00:43:21,335
Him and her boyfriend Steve.

923
00:43:21,369 --> 00:43:23,137
He's not my boyfriend.

924
00:43:23,170 --> 00:43:24,638
Yeah, well, I got this one.

925
00:43:24,672 --> 00:43:25,740
Oh, and another round
of car bombs.

926
00:43:25,773 --> 00:43:27,375
Coming up.

927
00:43:27,409 --> 00:43:29,043
So your pops is
really from Darby Heights?

928
00:43:29,076 --> 00:43:30,811
Yeah, he's really
from Darby Heights.

929
00:43:30,845 --> 00:43:33,047
- Hey, got a problem?
- Think you're funny, faggot?

930
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,483
- Uh
- Easy, guys.

931
00:43:34,515 --> 00:43:36,917
I know you.

932
00:43:36,951 --> 00:43:38,652
Yeah?

933
00:43:38,686 --> 00:43:40,489
That's right.
I met you at the club.

934
00:43:40,521 --> 00:43:42,757
- Country club?
- Tell your boy to cool out.

935
00:43:42,790 --> 00:43:44,258
Chill. It's all right.

936
00:43:44,291 --> 00:43:46,727
- See you at the club.
- All right.

937
00:43:46,761 --> 00:43:48,662
- Ow!
- Faggot here thinks he's funny.

938
00:43:48,696 --> 00:43:50,998
You gonna let him talk like
that around these lovely ladies?

939
00:43:51,032 --> 00:43:52,501
That's not the Mick
I used to know.

940
00:43:52,533 --> 00:43:53,901
Siding with these rich twats?
Come on.

941
00:43:53,934 --> 00:43:55,536
How about we take it outside

942
00:43:55,569 --> 00:43:57,004
and I embarrass you
in front of your bitches?

943
00:43:57,038 --> 00:43:58,873
See, now why'd you
have to go there?

944
00:43:58,906 --> 00:44:00,541
- Don't.
- No, that's all right.

945
00:44:00,574 --> 00:44:02,209
It's all right.
It's all right.

946
00:44:02,243 --> 00:44:03,911
I've been outside before.
Come on, big man.

947
00:44:03,944 --> 00:44:05,346
- Let's go.
- All right.

948
00:44:05,379 --> 00:44:07,181
He's tougher
than he looks, bro.

949
00:44:07,214 --> 00:44:09,750
Hey, why don't you zeroes
stay here and keep me company,

950
00:44:09,784 --> 00:44:11,685
all right? Otherwise, we can
all go back to jail, right?

951
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,220
Unless you think, uh,

952
00:44:13,254 --> 00:44:14,722
Hulk over there can't
handle him, eh?

953
00:44:16,491 --> 00:44:17,892
Can you give this
to your brother?

954
00:44:17,925 --> 00:44:19,627
Thanks.

955
00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:20,728
Another round.

956
00:44:21,762 --> 00:44:23,230
Hot asbestos? What is
that?

957
00:44:23,264 --> 00:44:25,467
Like... Like a...
Like a dirty gyro?

958
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:27,568
No, Rambo!
It means noble.

959
00:44:27,601 --> 00:44:28,869
It's a kind of cannoli.

960
00:44:45,953 --> 00:44:48,557
I think your boy's gonna
need some help out there.

961
00:44:48,589 --> 00:44:50,758
Aw, look at them run along

962
00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:52,927
with your old asses and elbows
out of here.

963
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,829
He was hungry. I gave him
a three piece and a soda.

964
00:44:54,862 --> 00:44:56,363
Ah, you still got some fight
in you, huh?

965
00:44:58,032 --> 00:44:59,867
What the fuck was that
all about anyway?

966
00:45:01,302 --> 00:45:02,404
Come on. Grab a beer with me.

967
00:45:02,437 --> 00:45:04,071
Oh, look. Oh. Look.

968
00:45:04,105 --> 00:45:06,140
There's the dude she's
doinking right there.

969
00:45:06,173 --> 00:45:07,808
Hey, tooler, are you still
banging Ali Z?

970
00:45:07,842 --> 00:45:09,511
Not anymore, douchel.

971
00:45:09,544 --> 00:45:11,846
Left a bad taste in her mouth.

972
00:45:11,879 --> 00:45:14,583
You got my sloppy seconds,
so I'll get yours.

973
00:45:14,615 --> 00:45:16,117
- Huh?
- I just picked up

974
00:45:16,150 --> 00:45:17,751
the new Meeta project.

975
00:45:17,785 --> 00:45:20,254
Your boss Delvecchio,
I love that fucking guy.

976
00:45:20,287 --> 00:45:21,789
Those for us?

977
00:45:21,822 --> 00:45:23,525
Say,
aren't you going away again?

978
00:45:23,558 --> 00:45:24,559
Yep.

979
00:45:25,292 --> 00:45:27,294
Well, I can no longer
own a firearm,

980
00:45:27,328 --> 00:45:30,197
but on the bright side,
I got out of jury duty.

981
00:45:30,231 --> 00:45:32,601
I think it might be difficult
landing a job.

982
00:45:32,633 --> 00:45:34,301
Nah, we still got the Bucket.

983
00:45:34,335 --> 00:45:37,138
I suppose. For now.

984
00:45:37,171 --> 00:45:38,706
What the fuck
does that mean?

985
00:45:42,076 --> 00:45:43,077
I'll take his.

986
00:45:59,494 --> 00:46:01,195
- Hey.
- Yeah.

987
00:46:01,228 --> 00:46:02,863
You here to pick up Mick?

988
00:46:42,770 --> 00:46:44,038
There he is.

989
00:46:44,071 --> 00:46:45,873
Ah, the dean of Darby Heights.

990
00:46:45,906 --> 00:46:47,841
- Yeah.
- My little leprechaun.

991
00:46:47,875 --> 00:46:49,411
Ah.

992
00:46:49,444 --> 00:46:51,078
Mm. The good stuff, huh?

993
00:46:51,111 --> 00:46:52,913
Ah, eh, enjoy it.

994
00:46:52,947 --> 00:46:55,550
- The usual. I love it.
- Mm.

995
00:46:55,584 --> 00:46:58,219
Quick question for you,
boss man.

996
00:46:58,252 --> 00:46:59,920
Why'd you hire Steve Kelly?

997
00:47:00,955 --> 00:47:02,389
Have a rough night?

998
00:47:02,424 --> 00:47:03,891
Something like that,
yeah.

999
00:47:03,924 --> 00:47:05,627
- You look like shit.
- I mean, the...

1000
00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:07,596
I thought I was lead guy,
you know?

1001
00:47:07,629 --> 00:47:09,363
Why do we need a guy like that?
Come on.

1002
00:47:09,396 --> 00:47:12,366
Listen, he's a great builder.

1003
00:47:12,399 --> 00:47:15,704
Okay? And he has a lot
of political connections.

1004
00:47:15,736 --> 00:47:17,371
You got a problem with that?

1005
00:47:17,405 --> 00:47:19,708
I don't have a...
I don't have a problem with it.

1006
00:47:19,740 --> 00:47:22,376
It's just I don't need to be
kept in the dark.

1007
00:47:22,410 --> 00:47:23,978
- Listen.
- You know what I'm saying?

1008
00:47:24,011 --> 00:47:26,947
Sometimes the dark
is a great place to be.

1009
00:47:26,981 --> 00:47:29,116
You don't have to know
everything.

1010
00:47:29,149 --> 00:47:32,086
I got this, okay?
I got this.

1011
00:47:32,119 --> 00:47:34,723
There's a saying in Italian:
<i>state zitt'.</i>

1012
00:47:34,755 --> 00:47:36,223
It means shut the fuck up.

1013
00:47:36,257 --> 00:47:38,058
You just go out
and get signatures.

1014
00:47:38,092 --> 00:47:41,463
All right? And stop asking
so many fucking questions.

1015
00:47:52,339 --> 00:47:53,642
- How's it going, man?
- Good.

1016
00:47:53,675 --> 00:47:54,808
- Good?
- Good, good, good.

1017
00:47:54,842 --> 00:47:55,843
I'm collecting signatures...

1018
00:47:55,876 --> 00:47:57,311
Ain't you Laurence's son?

1019
00:47:57,344 --> 00:47:58,480
- Mick, right?
- Yeah, that's right.

1020
00:47:58,513 --> 00:48:00,247
What do you got there?

1021
00:48:00,281 --> 00:48:01,982
Well, it's a petition
for the new casino zoning.

1022
00:48:02,016 --> 00:48:04,351
- So...
- No disrespect, Mick,

1023
00:48:04,385 --> 00:48:06,353
but I don't need
the competition.

1024
00:48:08,690 --> 00:48:10,157
Um, uh, competition?

1025
00:48:10,190 --> 00:48:12,427
Yeah. I'm a mom-and-pop
operation as is.

1026
00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:14,529
I provide credit
for my customers.

1027
00:48:14,562 --> 00:48:16,864
Oh, okay. So you're, uh,
so you're a bookie.

1028
00:48:16,897 --> 00:48:18,433
Nah. No, no, no, no.

1029
00:48:18,466 --> 00:48:20,435
I'm an arbiter
of gaming and chance.

1030
00:48:20,468 --> 00:48:22,002
But yeah, okay? I'm a bookie.

1031
00:48:22,036 --> 00:48:23,971
I do a lot of business
with your old man.

1032
00:48:24,004 --> 00:48:25,939
Oh, that's delightful. Yeah.

1033
00:48:25,973 --> 00:48:28,309
I'm just going door to door
trying to get some signatures,

1034
00:48:28,342 --> 00:48:29,877
uh, 'cause we're
gonna be building...

1035
00:48:29,910 --> 00:48:31,680
- Oh, hi, Mick.
- Hey, how's it going?

1036
00:48:31,713 --> 00:48:33,715
C-Call me.

1037
00:48:33,748 --> 00:48:34,848
Some-sometime.

1038
00:48:39,853 --> 00:48:41,221
- Morning.
- Nope. Nope.

1039
00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:42,457
We don't want none, honey.

1040
00:48:42,490 --> 00:48:43,625
I-I know that, you know,

1041
00:48:43,658 --> 00:48:45,225
your time is very valuable.

1042
00:48:45,259 --> 00:48:47,495
I'm just collecting
some signatures, okay?

1043
00:48:47,529 --> 00:48:49,330
- Oh, no.
- So that we can get zoning...

1044
00:48:49,363 --> 00:48:51,198
No, it's bad enough
Barry is out there

1045
00:48:51,231 --> 00:48:53,200
chasing white-tailed deer

1046
00:48:53,233 --> 00:48:55,869
and blowing all our cabbage
on his hobby.

1047
00:48:55,903 --> 00:48:57,037
Okay. Who's Barry?

1048
00:48:57,071 --> 00:48:58,072
My husband.

1049
00:48:58,105 --> 00:48:59,708
Okay.

1050
00:48:59,741 --> 00:49:02,176
And your brother Dougal.
Whoo, what a mush he is.

1051
00:49:02,209 --> 00:49:04,479
He's broke,
so stay away from him. For me?

1052
00:49:04,512 --> 00:49:06,581
Listen, casinos are the true
extortionists, Mick.

1053
00:49:06,614 --> 00:49:08,349
I'm telling you, their wig
is like double mine.

1054
00:49:08,382 --> 00:49:09,818
Really?
'Cause you're the good guy,

1055
00:49:09,850 --> 00:49:11,820
- and they're the bad guy.
- There you go.

1056
00:49:11,852 --> 00:49:14,154
You sell a little bit of crack,
and you're living the dream.

1057
00:49:14,188 --> 00:49:15,557
The guy sells the big crack,
no good.

1058
00:49:15,590 --> 00:49:16,924
- Look at you, huh?
- Hey.

1059
00:49:16,957 --> 00:49:18,225
- Hi.
- Huh?

1060
00:49:18,258 --> 00:49:19,527
Nothing for nothing.

1061
00:49:19,561 --> 00:49:21,028
That's one way of putting it.

1062
00:49:21,061 --> 00:49:22,497
- I'm gonna go now.
- All right.

1063
00:49:22,530 --> 00:49:24,031
Hey, tell your old man

1064
00:49:24,064 --> 00:49:25,533
if he wants to get any picks
this week,

1065
00:49:25,567 --> 00:49:27,000
got to get them in early.

1066
00:49:27,034 --> 00:49:28,636
I'm going on vacation.
Mar-a-Lago.

1067
00:49:32,574 --> 00:49:34,843
I don't want him in no casino.
Hell, no.

1068
00:49:34,875 --> 00:49:36,276
that man ain't got
no self-control,

1069
00:49:36,310 --> 00:49:37,612
and don't even get me
started

1070
00:49:37,645 --> 00:49:39,547
- on his porn.
- Okay.

1071
00:49:39,581 --> 00:49:41,348
Enjoy Barry.
He sounds like a delight.

1072
00:49:41,382 --> 00:49:42,450
An absolute treasure.

1073
00:49:42,484 --> 00:49:44,084
Well, ultimately,

1074
00:49:44,118 --> 00:49:45,420
we're gonna bring
a lot of foot traffic here.

1075
00:49:45,453 --> 00:49:47,087
More jobs for the locals.

1076
00:49:47,121 --> 00:49:49,256
- Go fuck yourself.
- Okay. Fair enough.

1077
00:49:49,289 --> 00:49:50,725
- I'm gonna go...
- And suck a big bag of dicks.

1078
00:49:50,759 --> 00:49:52,292
Thank you.
Suck a big bag of dicks.

1079
00:49:52,326 --> 00:49:53,762
- Excellent advice.
- Yeah. Like 20 dicks.

1080
00:49:53,795 --> 00:49:54,928
Let me... I'm gonna go

1081
00:50:12,781 --> 00:50:15,149
When I tell you to stop,
you stop.

1082
00:50:15,182 --> 00:50:17,985
Directing here a long time
over here.

1083
00:50:18,018 --> 00:50:20,422
They're my streets, man.

1084
00:50:20,455 --> 00:50:21,589
- Yo, cuz.
- Hey.

1085
00:50:21,623 --> 00:50:23,257
Slow down. Where's the fire?

1086
00:50:23,290 --> 00:50:25,159
Okay, take it easy. All right.
I'm with you.

1087
00:50:25,192 --> 00:50:26,895
Do me a favor.
Help me direct traffic today.

1088
00:50:26,927 --> 00:50:28,228
- Okay.
- It's a busy day.

1089
00:50:28,262 --> 00:50:29,764
Safety first.
I got you, buddy.

1090
00:50:29,798 --> 00:50:31,633
- Does it fit?
- It... Of course it fits.

1091
00:50:31,666 --> 00:50:33,300
Look at this, huh?

1092
00:50:33,333 --> 00:50:35,135
Okay, it's a big day
with traffic.

1093
00:50:35,169 --> 00:50:36,136
The parade's coming.

1094
00:50:36,170 --> 00:50:38,071
Oh, Mick. Mick.

1095
00:50:38,105 --> 00:50:39,507
- Yeah.
- Mick, please,

1096
00:50:39,541 --> 00:50:41,409
can you please help me
just one minute?

1097
00:50:41,443 --> 00:50:43,377
Just one minute? I just...
I cannot find my beads.

1098
00:50:45,179 --> 00:50:46,180
Come on!

1099
00:50:55,623 --> 00:50:57,759
Everything all right,
Mrs. C?

1100
00:50:57,792 --> 00:51:00,294
I cannot find my <i>Komboloi.</i>

1101
00:51:00,327 --> 00:51:01,361
I'm sorry?

1102
00:51:01,395 --> 00:51:02,362
My <i>Komboloi.</i>

1103
00:51:02,396 --> 00:51:03,832
You know, my, uh

1104
00:51:03,865 --> 00:51:05,533
my worry beads, see?

1105
00:51:05,567 --> 00:51:07,367
You Catholics,
what you call them?

1106
00:51:07,401 --> 00:51:08,470
- Rosary.
- Rosary beads.

1107
00:51:08,503 --> 00:51:10,705
- Oh.
- I cannot find...

1108
00:51:10,738 --> 00:51:13,875
Don't just stand there
with your <i>putza</i> in your hand.

1109
00:51:13,908 --> 00:51:15,877
- Help me find them.
- All right.

1110
00:51:17,311 --> 00:51:18,480
Oh!

1111
00:51:18,513 --> 00:51:20,147
- Are these...
- Oh, damn!

1112
00:51:20,180 --> 00:51:22,049
- What's going on?
- Oi!

1113
00:51:22,082 --> 00:51:23,217
My back popped.

1114
00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:24,619
Okay.

1115
00:51:24,652 --> 00:51:27,154
Ohh. Okay.

1116
00:51:27,187 --> 00:51:29,691
You have to pull me
from my hips.

1117
00:51:29,724 --> 00:51:31,459
Come on.

1118
00:51:31,493 --> 00:51:33,728
- Uh, I don't know...
- Pull me from my hips

1119
00:51:33,761 --> 00:51:35,128
to pop my back back in.

1120
00:51:35,162 --> 00:51:36,296
I don't know about that,
Mrs. C.

1121
00:51:36,330 --> 00:51:37,899
Oi, my animal husband,

1122
00:51:37,932 --> 00:51:39,534
he used to deduct my back out
once a week.

1123
00:51:39,567 --> 00:51:41,034
Come on, it's the only way
it works.

1124
00:51:41,068 --> 00:51:43,571
- You sure?
- Grab me by my hips.

1125
00:51:43,605 --> 00:51:44,806
- Okay.
- And pull.

1126
00:51:44,839 --> 00:51:46,340
- Okay?
- Yeah.

1127
00:51:46,373 --> 00:51:48,543
Again. Ai!

1128
00:51:48,576 --> 00:51:49,844
Stop!

1129
00:51:49,878 --> 00:51:51,078
Yeah. Ooh!

1130
00:51:51,111 --> 00:51:53,414
Aah! What the fuck!

1131
00:51:53,448 --> 00:51:54,649
- Mick?
- Aah!

1132
00:51:54,682 --> 00:51:57,050
- I found them.
- Oh. Aah!

1133
00:51:57,084 --> 00:51:58,686
Oh.
You're wrecking the house.

1134
00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:01,054
Aah! God damn it!

1135
00:52:01,088 --> 00:52:04,057
Oh, my God. I thought you
were Charlie with that vest on.

1136
00:52:04,091 --> 00:52:05,493
- Oh.
- I'm sorry.

1137
00:52:05,527 --> 00:52:07,261
Ohh. Aah.

1138
00:52:07,294 --> 00:52:08,663
Oh, my God, you're blinded.

1139
00:52:08,696 --> 00:52:10,030
No. I'm fine. I'm fine.

1140
00:52:10,063 --> 00:52:11,365
- Okay?
- Yeah.

1141
00:52:11,398 --> 00:52:12,901
How many fingers am I holding?

1142
00:52:12,934 --> 00:52:14,435
Uh

1143
00:52:14,469 --> 00:52:15,537
Ali.

1144
00:52:15,570 --> 00:52:17,204
Hey. Oh, listen,

1145
00:52:17,237 --> 00:52:18,907
let me make it up to you
about the other night.

1146
00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:20,909
I'll take you out for steaks.
How about that?

1147
00:52:20,942 --> 00:52:22,944
- Is that cool? How about that?
- Um

1148
00:52:24,278 --> 00:52:26,280
- I like lamb.
- Okay.

1149
00:52:26,313 --> 00:52:28,416
Okay, great. Tonight I make
a traditional dinner.

1150
00:52:28,449 --> 00:52:30,718
I can't. I'm supposed
to see my dad tonight.

1151
00:52:30,752 --> 00:52:33,387
So bring him.
And bring some good wine, too.

1152
00:52:33,421 --> 00:52:35,757
None of that shit beer
that you guys drink.

1153
00:52:35,790 --> 00:52:38,459
I'll see you guys tonight,
if I can.

1154
00:52:38,493 --> 00:52:39,961
- All right.
- That looks better.

1155
00:52:39,994 --> 00:52:42,530
Oh, by the way,
thanks for the, uh,

1156
00:52:42,564 --> 00:52:45,132
release.
You have very soft hands.

1157
00:53:16,296 --> 00:53:17,832
Yo, yo, yo, guy.

1158
00:53:17,865 --> 00:53:20,300
Hey, guy, turn it off!

1159
00:53:20,334 --> 00:53:22,837
Keep your pants on.
Keep your pants on!

1160
00:53:22,870 --> 00:53:24,839
It's almost over!

1161
00:53:24,872 --> 00:53:27,341
Turn the fucking game on.

1162
00:53:27,374 --> 00:53:29,944
Mexican television soap opera?

1163
00:53:29,978 --> 00:53:32,346
Got hooked on this
my last time in the clink.

1164
00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:35,148
Damn, those Latinas can act.

1165
00:53:35,182 --> 00:53:36,350
All right.

1166
00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:37,952
No shower, happy hour.

1167
00:53:37,986 --> 00:53:39,152
First round's on the house.

1168
00:53:39,186 --> 00:53:40,320
It's about time.

1169
00:53:40,354 --> 00:53:42,490
Don't sass the bartender.

1170
00:53:42,523 --> 00:53:44,692
And he's a good guy.
You know why?

1171
00:53:44,726 --> 00:53:48,663
At six years old,
he kicked my kid's ass,

1172
00:53:48,696 --> 00:53:50,698
and I respected him for that.

1173
00:53:50,732 --> 00:53:52,700
He only made one mistake.

1174
00:53:52,734 --> 00:53:54,435
He let your brother
go to work

1175
00:53:54,469 --> 00:53:56,104
for that fat fucking guido.

1176
00:53:56,136 --> 00:53:57,772
Yeah, I agree with you there.

1177
00:53:57,805 --> 00:53:59,306
You should know a little
something about that.

1178
00:53:59,339 --> 00:54:01,542
- I got jobs, Pop.
- Oh, bullshit.

1179
00:54:01,576 --> 00:54:03,878
You remember what happened

1180
00:54:03,911 --> 00:54:05,680
the last time
this asshole went

1181
00:54:05,713 --> 00:54:07,214
and tried to buy clothes?

1182
00:54:07,247 --> 00:54:10,150
He stole them
off a one-legged woman's

1183
00:54:10,183 --> 00:54:12,386
laundry line.

1184
00:54:12,420 --> 00:54:14,055
What the fuck was that?

1185
00:54:14,088 --> 00:54:16,390
Coach, you give me the word,

1186
00:54:16,424 --> 00:54:17,859
and I'll fuck him up
for funzies.

1187
00:54:17,892 --> 00:54:19,661
Fuck off, bean head.

1188
00:54:19,694 --> 00:54:21,161
You're never gonna let it go,
will you?

1189
00:54:21,194 --> 00:54:22,830
It was a fucking ball.

1190
00:54:22,864 --> 00:54:24,832
You got to protect the plate
on two strikes.

1191
00:54:24,866 --> 00:54:26,400
It was low and outside.

1192
00:54:26,434 --> 00:54:28,136
You don't know
what you're talking about!

1193
00:54:28,168 --> 00:54:30,004
You clowns ain't settled
on that pitch in 20 years.

1194
00:54:30,038 --> 00:54:32,407
Time to put the controversy
to rest once and for all

1195
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,008
with a good old-fashioned
sex bet.

1196
00:54:34,042 --> 00:54:35,710
There's a fucking great one.

1197
00:54:35,743 --> 00:54:38,046
That's a contest...
the blind leading the blind.

1198
00:54:38,079 --> 00:54:39,514
All right.

1199
00:54:39,547 --> 00:54:42,050
Grand prize is a trophy.

1200
00:54:44,018 --> 00:54:46,054
- And the tape.
- You have the fucking tape?

1201
00:54:46,087 --> 00:54:47,387
Champ to be crowned
down the shore

1202
00:54:47,422 --> 00:54:48,556
Memorial Day weekend.

1203
00:54:48,589 --> 00:54:49,891
What are you talking about?

1204
00:54:49,924 --> 00:54:51,559
That's my fucking tape.

1205
00:54:51,592 --> 00:54:54,261
I recorded
and videotaped the game.

1206
00:54:54,294 --> 00:54:55,663
All due respect, Coach,

1207
00:54:55,697 --> 00:54:57,699
your tab's older
than that tape is.

1208
00:54:57,732 --> 00:55:00,702
All right, fellas,
some ground rules.

1209
00:55:00,735 --> 00:55:02,937
Anything out of the ordinary...

1210
00:55:02,970 --> 00:55:04,906
teabag, Cleveland steamer,

1211
00:55:04,939 --> 00:55:06,874
free Willies
awarded bonus points

1212
00:55:06,908 --> 00:55:08,076
at my discretion.

1213
00:55:08,109 --> 00:55:09,677
Okay. Hickeys.

1214
00:55:09,711 --> 00:55:11,179
Are you fucking kidding me

1215
00:55:11,211 --> 00:55:13,114
with the fucking immature shit?

1216
00:55:13,147 --> 00:55:14,782
Come on, leave the baby shit
to the fifth graders,

1217
00:55:14,816 --> 00:55:16,050
- all right?
- Yeah, that's out.

1218
00:55:16,084 --> 00:55:17,018
In fact, hickeys are minus five.

1219
00:55:17,051 --> 00:55:18,285
Plate job.

1220
00:55:18,318 --> 00:55:19,754
What kind of job?

1221
00:55:19,787 --> 00:55:21,288
Plate job, Coach.

1222
00:55:21,321 --> 00:55:23,091
Why don't you get a plate job?

1223
00:55:23,124 --> 00:55:24,926
He can't even fucking get...

1224
00:55:26,060 --> 00:55:27,695
Wait. What about docking?

1225
00:55:27,729 --> 00:55:28,963
- What's docking?
- What the fuck is that?

1226
00:55:28,996 --> 00:55:30,297
Yeah, what the fuck is docking?

1227
00:55:30,330 --> 00:55:31,398
Rusty trombone.

1228
00:55:31,432 --> 00:55:32,967
A rusty trombone?

1229
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,036
- Coach...
- Is that what Kenny G plays?

1230
00:55:35,069 --> 00:55:36,604
- He does, but that's when...
- Mostly clarinet.

1231
00:55:36,637 --> 00:55:38,706
No, clarinet. That's it.

1232
00:55:38,740 --> 00:55:40,608
Hey, fellas,
remember we're looking

1233
00:55:40,641 --> 00:55:42,242
for consensual
bouncing partners.

1234
00:55:42,275 --> 00:55:44,311
- Right.
- Yeah. Amen.

1235
00:55:45,613 --> 00:55:47,782
- Run the ball, bitch!
- Whoo!

1236
00:55:47,815 --> 00:55:49,150
I'm not here!

1237
00:55:49,183 --> 00:55:50,785
Not here.

1238
00:55:50,818 --> 00:55:51,953
The Bucket.

1239
00:55:53,421 --> 00:55:55,790
Yeah, he's here.
Coach. It's for you.

1240
00:55:57,191 --> 00:55:58,459
You cocksucker.

1241
00:56:03,631 --> 00:56:06,434
It's the first time
he's eaten vegetables

1242
00:56:06,467 --> 00:56:08,335
since 1946.

1243
00:56:08,368 --> 00:56:10,671
I'll be shitting for a week.

1244
00:56:10,705 --> 00:56:12,573
There you go,
like the Green Giant.

1245
00:56:12,607 --> 00:56:14,142
you know, I can't...

1246
00:56:14,175 --> 00:56:16,778
I can't remember
the last time you were here.

1247
00:56:16,811 --> 00:56:18,813
Letitia,
she used to like my food.

1248
00:56:18,846 --> 00:56:21,115
Ah. Yes, she did.

1249
00:56:21,149 --> 00:56:24,185
And it sure as shit wasn't
meat and potatoes tonight.

1250
00:56:24,218 --> 00:56:26,187
No. Not in this house, no.

1251
00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:28,489
So you still seeing
that Steve Kelly guy?

1252
00:56:28,523 --> 00:56:30,491
Nope, and I never was.

1253
00:56:30,525 --> 00:56:32,693
All I did was
an on-site evaluation

1254
00:56:32,727 --> 00:56:34,695
urging him
not to open a casino.

1255
00:56:34,729 --> 00:56:36,164
That's all.

1256
00:56:36,197 --> 00:56:38,365
You know, I go
to the Senior Center

1257
00:56:38,398 --> 00:56:40,434
about two, three times
a week.

1258
00:56:40,468 --> 00:56:42,170
- Good.
- And we play bingo.

1259
00:56:42,203 --> 00:56:43,938
And you can make
a couple of bucks

1260
00:56:43,971 --> 00:56:46,140
every now and then, you know.
That's not so bad.

1261
00:56:46,174 --> 00:56:48,476
Look at that. Membership
has its privileges, Pop.

1262
00:56:48,509 --> 00:56:50,611
I'm not going
to no old age home.

1263
00:56:50,645 --> 00:56:51,979
No offense.

1264
00:56:52,013 --> 00:56:54,215
That's what I tell my Kukla.

1265
00:56:54,248 --> 00:56:55,983
I'm never leaving my house.

1266
00:56:56,017 --> 00:56:57,485
Amen.

1267
00:56:57,518 --> 00:57:00,320
Ivy, hand me that beer.

1268
00:57:00,353 --> 00:57:01,622
- Ivy?
- Yeah.

1269
00:57:01,656 --> 00:57:03,057
- What's that?
- Engineering

1270
00:57:03,090 --> 00:57:04,357
- from Cornell.
- Yeah, that's right.

1271
00:57:04,391 --> 00:57:05,827
Got me out of the Heights.

1272
00:57:05,860 --> 00:57:07,962
Got me a job
with Meeta Construction.

1273
00:57:07,995 --> 00:57:09,197
Wait. Hold on.

1274
00:57:09,230 --> 00:57:10,998
Did you say Meeta Construction?

1275
00:57:11,032 --> 00:57:13,534
- Yeah.
- The casino with... with Steve?

1276
00:57:13,568 --> 00:57:15,303
- Yeah.
- Are you kidding me?

1277
00:57:15,335 --> 00:57:17,305
Yeah. Listen.

1278
00:57:17,337 --> 00:57:19,372
Casinos bring jobs, okay?

1279
00:57:19,407 --> 00:57:22,543
People in this area,
they need jobs, all right?

1280
00:57:22,577 --> 00:57:24,045
- It's a fact, right?
- Yeah, if you...

1281
00:57:24,078 --> 00:57:27,014
People from...
not from the Heights.

1282
00:57:27,048 --> 00:57:29,517
But we've been working for years
to restore the Heights.

1283
00:57:29,550 --> 00:57:32,420
Yeah, well, I mean,
it's nice you're, you know,

1284
00:57:32,453 --> 00:57:34,021
says a girl who's privileged

1285
00:57:34,055 --> 00:57:36,023
and got out of here by birth,
you know.

1286
00:57:36,057 --> 00:57:37,692
Oh, okay, as opposed to what?

1287
00:57:37,725 --> 00:57:39,193
Getting out by effort?

1288
00:57:39,227 --> 00:57:40,862
- Yeah.
- Wow.

1289
00:57:40,895 --> 00:57:42,730
- Real effort.
- I'm really shocked right now

1290
00:57:42,763 --> 00:57:44,498
'cause you're the last
person I thought

1291
00:57:44,532 --> 00:57:46,200
that would just hammer
that nail in the coffin.

1292
00:57:46,234 --> 00:57:48,069
I'm not the one
hammering anything.

1293
00:57:48,102 --> 00:57:49,369
- Really, Seamus?
- No.

1294
00:57:49,402 --> 00:57:50,838
Do you realize...
Do you realize

1295
00:57:50,872 --> 00:57:52,406
if Steve and Meeta
get their way

1296
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:53,708
with all their back-door
politics

1297
00:57:53,741 --> 00:57:55,042
that our neighborhood's...

1298
00:57:55,076 --> 00:57:56,177
that's that, gone?

1299
00:57:56,210 --> 00:57:57,845
- Ivy...
- It's gone...

1300
00:57:57,879 --> 00:57:59,180
Come on, take me home.

1301
00:57:59,213 --> 00:58:00,581
I promised your brother

1302
00:58:00,615 --> 00:58:02,550
I'd come to that
shore house money thing.

1303
00:58:02,583 --> 00:58:04,018
All right. I got to get him
out of here,

1304
00:58:04,051 --> 00:58:06,020
and I got some paperwork to do.

1305
00:58:06,053 --> 00:58:08,356
So thank you.
That was amazing.

1306
00:58:08,388 --> 00:58:10,057
You got it.

1307
00:58:10,091 --> 00:58:11,792
Let me ask you question.

1308
00:58:11,826 --> 00:58:14,762
Did you pass on the stiff pecker
gene to your son?

1309
00:58:14,795 --> 00:58:16,530
My Dougal.

1310
00:58:16,564 --> 00:58:19,033
Yeah, he's a regular
hard-on, all right.

1311
00:58:19,066 --> 00:58:22,436
Katya, thanks for everything.
It was lovely.

1312
00:58:50,331 --> 00:58:51,799
Restore the Heights.

1313
00:58:51,832 --> 00:58:53,634
What does she think I'm doing,
you know?

1314
00:58:53,668 --> 00:58:55,603
You need to restore balance
in your life,

1315
00:58:55,636 --> 00:58:57,171
- starting with your chakras.
- She thinks I'm hammering in

1316
00:58:57,204 --> 00:58:58,773
that final nail
into the coffin.

1317
00:58:58,806 --> 00:59:00,808
It's been dead and buried
for years.

1318
00:59:00,841 --> 00:59:03,177
Hmm. Much like your kundalini,
which we need to activate.

1319
00:59:03,210 --> 00:59:06,080
A casino would resurrect
the area, don't you think?

1320
00:59:06,113 --> 00:59:07,515
- I mean, come on.
- Mick.

1321
00:59:07,548 --> 00:59:09,150
It's got nothing going on.

1322
00:59:09,183 --> 00:59:10,785
- Mick, Mick, Mick.
- Yeah.

1323
00:59:10,818 --> 00:59:13,020
Close your eyes.

1324
00:59:13,054 --> 00:59:15,323
Clear your mind.

1325
00:59:15,356 --> 00:59:16,590
- What do you see?
- I... First of all,

1326
00:59:16,624 --> 00:59:17,992
I can't clear my mind.

1327
00:59:18,025 --> 00:59:19,527
Okay, what do you see?

1328
00:59:27,401 --> 00:59:29,303
Destruction.

1329
00:59:29,337 --> 00:59:30,905
Quiet the noise.

1330
00:59:38,846 --> 00:59:40,648
Quiet the noise.

1331
00:59:49,991 --> 00:59:51,892
Didn't that feel good?

1332
00:59:51,926 --> 00:59:53,661
Yeah.

1333
00:59:53,694 --> 00:59:57,198
Mick, it's okay.

1334
00:59:57,231 --> 00:59:58,899
I know that you're scared.

1335
00:59:58,933 --> 01:00:00,301
- I'm not scared.
- No, you're... Shh.

1336
01:00:00,334 --> 01:00:03,004
You're scared.

1337
01:00:04,238 --> 01:00:06,507
Where is home,
that place you speak of?

1338
01:00:06,540 --> 01:00:08,309
Darby Heights.

1339
01:00:08,342 --> 01:00:11,345
And it was never
an enjoyable place for you?

1340
01:00:11,379 --> 01:00:14,215
It was when I was young,
and it's kind of torturous now.

1341
01:00:14,248 --> 01:00:15,683
- Yeah.
- Kind of a glorious,

1342
01:00:15,716 --> 01:00:17,318
torturous situation.

1343
01:00:17,351 --> 01:00:18,386
Yeah.

1344
01:00:19,954 --> 01:00:22,256
I think you need
to stop judging yourself

1345
01:00:22,289 --> 01:00:24,392
and your family so harshly.

1346
01:00:24,426 --> 01:00:28,362
Mick, the work that you are
doing now in here,

1347
01:00:28,396 --> 01:00:30,831
it will enable you
to see them and yourself

1348
01:00:30,865 --> 01:00:32,533
in such a loving light,

1349
01:00:32,566 --> 01:00:37,805
and that, my friend,
is priceless. Hmm?

1350
01:00:40,908 --> 01:00:43,344
That means that today is 235.

1351
01:00:43,377 --> 01:00:46,415
Okay. I think
you just make up the prices.

1352
01:00:52,787 --> 01:00:54,955
Ooh. Fuck.

1353
01:01:02,431 --> 01:01:03,798
What the fuck?

1354
01:01:05,966 --> 01:01:08,269
What the hell is this?

1355
01:01:08,302 --> 01:01:11,272
I knew I didn't drive.

1356
01:01:11,305 --> 01:01:13,207
Which means you're a thief.

1357
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:14,708
You stole my car.

1358
01:01:14,742 --> 01:01:16,077
You prick.

1359
01:01:17,078 --> 01:01:18,447
Hey, Pop.

1360
01:01:20,081 --> 01:01:22,417
Want a hand to get out?

1361
01:01:22,451 --> 01:01:23,951
- Mm, yeah.
- Can I see you again?

1362
01:01:23,984 --> 01:01:26,053
I doubt it.

1363
01:01:26,087 --> 01:01:27,188
All right, then.

1364
01:01:28,823 --> 01:01:30,658
- That was a put-down.
- Yeah, I got it.

1365
01:01:30,691 --> 01:01:31,926
You lost.

1366
01:01:36,797 --> 01:01:38,666
Looks like we can get
our vendors paid this week

1367
01:01:38,699 --> 01:01:41,268
if you can keep your grubby
hands out of the till.

1368
01:01:41,302 --> 01:01:42,803
It's a good business move.

1369
01:01:42,837 --> 01:01:44,738
What is,
staying out of the red?

1370
01:01:44,772 --> 01:01:48,142
Red, black, poker, blackjack.

1371
01:01:48,175 --> 01:01:51,446
What, you didn't think I know
about the casino, little man?

1372
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:53,482
It's always about you, huh?
Grabbing money.

1373
01:01:53,515 --> 01:01:55,616
It's not about the money.
It's about helping out Pops.

1374
01:01:55,649 --> 01:01:58,453
Bullshit.
I don't really give a fuck.

1375
01:01:58,487 --> 01:02:00,254
Gamblers make good bar patrons,

1376
01:02:00,287 --> 01:02:03,257
but, uh, the rest of the Heights
might think otherwise.

1377
01:02:03,290 --> 01:02:05,793
I'm so concerned
about the rest of the Heights.

1378
01:02:05,826 --> 01:02:07,628
- Yeah, and you should be.
- That's my main focus.

1379
01:02:07,661 --> 01:02:09,063
It's where you came from,
motherfucker.

1380
01:02:11,799 --> 01:02:13,502
Hey, Coach, what are you doing
out here

1381
01:02:13,535 --> 01:02:15,970
in your grape smugglers?
Get some pants on, old man.

1382
01:02:16,003 --> 01:02:18,639
What are you,
a fucking clothing critic.

1383
01:02:18,672 --> 01:02:22,109
Ah. Look at that.

1384
01:02:22,143 --> 01:02:23,844
Grown-ass man
still getting hickeys.

1385
01:02:23,878 --> 01:02:25,146
That's minus five, Paddy.

1386
01:02:25,179 --> 01:02:26,780
But I bagged Meghan.

1387
01:02:26,814 --> 01:02:29,016
Still grabbing
that low-hanging fruit, huh?

1388
01:02:29,049 --> 01:02:30,552
Look who's talking,

1389
01:02:30,585 --> 01:02:32,887
Mr. Back In Town
to Build a Fucking Casino.

1390
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:34,188
Really?

1391
01:02:34,221 --> 01:02:35,956
Oh, nice.
You're behind that?

1392
01:02:35,990 --> 01:02:37,324
Cool.

1393
01:02:37,358 --> 01:02:38,893
Cool?

1394
01:02:38,926 --> 01:02:42,296
What the fuck
would he know about cool?

1395
01:02:42,329 --> 01:02:45,032
- And you, sir.
- Ah.

1396
01:02:45,065 --> 01:02:47,034
- You came back.
- Mm-hmm.

1397
01:02:47,067 --> 01:02:48,736
Did you forget
where you came from?

1398
01:02:48,769 --> 01:02:50,405
I'm just trying
to do good for the Heights.

1399
01:02:50,438 --> 01:02:51,705
- The Heights?
- Yeah.

1400
01:02:51,739 --> 01:02:52,806
It's good for the Heights?

1401
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,241
A casino would be good?

1402
01:02:54,275 --> 01:02:56,310
Look around.
What the fuck do you see?

1403
01:02:56,343 --> 01:02:58,580
Does this place use a casino?

1404
01:02:58,613 --> 01:03:01,248
It would destroy it.
Don't you get that?

1405
01:03:01,282 --> 01:03:05,587
The bodega on the corner,
she's trying to sell to who?

1406
01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:09,156
Your pathetic fucking
guido boss.

1407
01:03:09,190 --> 01:03:10,758
The guy who pays my bills.

1408
01:03:10,791 --> 01:03:12,661
I don't give a shit
if he pays your bills.

1409
01:03:12,693 --> 01:03:14,828
He doesn't have the power
you have the potential to have.

1410
01:03:14,862 --> 01:03:17,666
So if you have it,
then get this thing stopped.

1411
01:03:17,698 --> 01:03:19,366
Come on, Coach.
Pops made breakfast.

1412
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,101
Okay? And you could
help him out too.

1413
01:03:21,135 --> 01:03:22,537
Fucking put some pants on,
Coach.

1414
01:03:22,571 --> 01:03:23,871
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- What the fuck.

1415
01:03:23,904 --> 01:03:25,540
Want to get something to eat?

1416
01:03:25,574 --> 01:03:28,209
I've been eating leftovers
the last 40 years.

1417
01:03:38,786 --> 01:03:40,455
Hey, hey, hey! Slow down.

1418
01:03:40,488 --> 01:03:43,123
Cool your tool there,
pizza boy.

1419
01:03:43,157 --> 01:03:44,291
Calm down.

1420
01:03:55,769 --> 01:03:58,872
I was trying my hand
at crab shakes.

1421
01:03:58,906 --> 01:04:00,442
I'm no good at it,

1422
01:04:00,475 --> 01:04:02,276
but I did leave some
back at the bar for you.

1423
01:04:02,309 --> 01:04:04,546
Oh, no. I'm good. Please.
Come on.

1424
01:04:04,579 --> 01:04:06,615
I'll take some of that, though.

1425
01:04:06,648 --> 01:04:07,948
- There you go.
- Yeah.

1426
01:04:07,982 --> 01:04:10,184
Put that thing away.

1427
01:04:18,092 --> 01:04:19,561
it's good to see you here.

1428
01:04:19,594 --> 01:04:21,028
Yeah.

1429
01:04:22,263 --> 01:04:24,798
got a scuff on your pants.

1430
01:04:24,832 --> 01:04:26,701
Yeah. Don't worry about it,
all right?

1431
01:04:37,845 --> 01:04:39,380
You know, when we was kids

1432
01:04:40,715 --> 01:04:43,685
the old man used to take his
crabbing down at the shore.

1433
01:04:45,286 --> 01:04:49,023
First thing, "Put on
the coffee," he'd say.

1434
01:04:49,056 --> 01:04:52,527
"Put on the coffee
and check the crab buckets."

1435
01:04:54,795 --> 01:04:58,165
And on the way out of port,
we'd stop for fresh rolls

1436
01:04:58,198 --> 01:04:59,800
from Zabar's.

1437
01:04:59,833 --> 01:05:04,773
Ah. Put a smear
of strawberry jam on them.

1438
01:05:04,805 --> 01:05:06,840
Then we'd watch the sun rise.

1439
01:05:08,677 --> 01:05:10,377
It was fucking magic.

1440
01:05:12,913 --> 01:05:18,185
And the crabbing season
got shorter and shorter.

1441
01:05:18,218 --> 01:05:20,555
That didn't bother
your grandfather.

1442
01:05:20,588 --> 01:05:24,224
Everyone else
left the belt.

1443
01:05:24,258 --> 01:05:25,460
We stayed.

1444
01:05:25,493 --> 01:05:27,027
Oh.

1445
01:05:27,061 --> 01:05:29,330
Some years, we didn't have
a pot to piss in.

1446
01:05:32,032 --> 01:05:33,802
but I never seen it this bad,
Mick.

1447
01:05:33,834 --> 01:05:35,235
Ah, it's the Delaware, Pop.

1448
01:05:35,269 --> 01:05:37,405
Ah, Christ, the Delaware.

1449
01:05:37,439 --> 01:05:39,574
They taste just as good
as they do from the Chesapeake.

1450
01:05:39,607 --> 01:05:41,241
From Trenton down,
it's a garbage dump.

1451
01:05:41,275 --> 01:05:42,510
- I don't want to hear that shit.
- Everyone knows

1452
01:05:42,544 --> 01:05:44,078
it's the garbage dump, right?

1453
01:05:44,111 --> 01:05:45,680
No one wants to eat
anything out of it.

1454
01:05:45,714 --> 01:05:47,014
Listen to me.

1455
01:05:47,047 --> 01:05:48,650
Every day
I drink a glass of water

1456
01:05:48,683 --> 01:05:49,983
from the Delaware. It's fine.

1457
01:05:50,017 --> 01:05:52,019
It's not fine. It's not.

1458
01:05:52,052 --> 01:05:54,689
Healthy crabs
need fresh water.

1459
01:05:54,723 --> 01:05:56,990
- You hear me?
- I told you I need a crew.

1460
01:05:57,024 --> 01:05:59,927
I can't do it myself.

1461
01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:01,563
There's money to be made
out there.

1462
01:06:01,596 --> 01:06:03,997
Pop, the boat sat for a while.

1463
01:06:04,031 --> 01:06:07,401
It's... It...
It's falling apart, okay?

1464
01:06:07,435 --> 01:06:09,504
The family's falling apart.

1465
01:06:09,537 --> 01:06:12,206
The pub's sunk.
Dougal's wiped.

1466
01:06:12,239 --> 01:06:13,207
- I know.
- No.

1467
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:14,241
I know!

1468
01:06:18,912 --> 01:06:20,881
And I know

1469
01:06:20,914 --> 01:06:22,316
she left you the pub.

1470
01:06:25,420 --> 01:06:26,855
Here's what else I know.

1471
01:06:26,887 --> 01:06:29,858
A captain never
abandons his ship.

1472
01:06:29,890 --> 01:06:30,924
Or his crew.

1473
01:06:34,395 --> 01:06:36,731
Come now, hmm?

1474
01:06:37,965 --> 01:06:39,266
I need your help.

1475
01:06:43,137 --> 01:06:45,139
You look good a little dirty.

1476
01:06:56,150 --> 01:06:58,453
Yeah, we're gonna need
more boxes, dude.

1477
01:07:02,256 --> 01:07:04,124
I'm in love.

1478
01:07:05,926 --> 01:07:07,327
Oh, extra points
for sacrilege.

1479
01:07:09,096 --> 01:07:10,598
Yeah.

1480
01:07:10,632 --> 01:07:11,699
What? Love is love.

1481
01:07:13,033 --> 01:07:15,269
Red on the head,
fire in the hole.

1482
01:07:18,506 --> 01:07:20,007
That's the pizza dude.

1483
01:07:21,008 --> 01:07:22,943
What's up, motherfucker?

1484
01:07:22,976 --> 01:07:24,646
We going down the shore?

1485
01:07:29,851 --> 01:07:33,153
What the fuck.
Where is everybody?

1486
01:07:33,187 --> 01:07:37,090
Fuck! That donkey dick
is tearing it up.

1487
01:07:37,124 --> 01:07:39,661
Digits is not
winning this thing.

1488
01:07:39,694 --> 01:07:42,196
He can't fuck like me.

1489
01:07:42,229 --> 01:07:46,133
What to do, what to do,
what to do.

1490
01:07:47,401 --> 01:07:49,938
Carla.

1491
01:07:49,970 --> 01:07:51,639
Sure.

1492
01:07:51,673 --> 01:07:53,207
She's Darby Heights
trash,

1493
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:55,543
but none of us
have ever banged her.

1494
01:07:55,577 --> 01:07:59,046
That's worth nine points.

1495
01:07:59,079 --> 01:08:02,316
And steal the show
at the buzzer.

1496
01:08:04,586 --> 01:08:06,153
So, coming down the shore
or what?

1497
01:08:06,186 --> 01:08:08,021
Only to dump this boat
in the water.

1498
01:08:08,055 --> 01:08:09,657
- Oh, is that so, huh?
- Yeah.

1499
01:08:09,691 --> 01:08:11,693
Also to, uh,
dip your balls under that?

1500
01:08:15,028 --> 01:08:16,698
- Hey.
- Hi.

1501
01:08:16,731 --> 01:08:18,398
You guys heading
down to the shore?

1502
01:08:18,433 --> 01:08:20,300
These guys get a house
at the shore every year.

1503
01:08:20,334 --> 01:08:22,035
- Really?
- Yeah. They almost made it

1504
01:08:22,069 --> 01:08:24,304
to Sunday last year
without getting thrown out.

1505
01:08:24,338 --> 01:08:26,139
This thing might sink
before you get there.

1506
01:08:26,173 --> 01:08:28,710
Yeah, probably.
You going down?

1507
01:08:28,743 --> 01:08:31,513
Um, I'm gonna stay
at my dad's at Sea Isle.

1508
01:08:31,546 --> 01:08:33,748
- Ooh, Sea Isle's fancy.
- Yeah.

1509
01:08:33,781 --> 01:08:35,817
No reason I can't work
while I'm there.

1510
01:08:35,850 --> 01:08:37,652
- Maybe I'll see you there.
- Maybe.

1511
01:08:37,685 --> 01:08:38,920
- All right.
- Bye.

1512
01:08:38,953 --> 01:08:39,921
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

1513
01:08:39,954 --> 01:08:41,355
Bye-bye.

1514
01:08:41,388 --> 01:08:42,690
- Dougal!
- Go, go, go, go, go!

1515
01:08:42,724 --> 01:08:43,858
Is that my pretzel?

1516
01:08:43,892 --> 01:08:45,325
Where do you think you're going?

1517
01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:46,828
- Wheels up!
- I need to eat lunch.

1518
01:08:46,861 --> 01:08:48,395
You better get your ass
back inside

1519
01:08:48,429 --> 01:08:50,063
and make me
a fucking sandwich.

1520
01:08:50,097 --> 01:08:51,766
Oh, I got a sandwich
for you right here.

1521
01:08:51,799 --> 01:08:54,401
Oh, you're a piece of shit.

1522
01:08:54,435 --> 01:08:56,336
- Fuck you!
- Oh, missed it.

1523
01:08:56,370 --> 01:08:58,673
Fucking pretzel.
Son of a bitch.

1524
01:08:58,706 --> 01:09:00,875
to the shore!

1525
01:09:07,482 --> 01:09:09,383
Avalon!

1526
01:09:09,417 --> 01:09:11,118
Pull over. Rhonda has to pee.

1527
01:09:11,151 --> 01:09:13,253
By the way,
I know you can't afford Waze.

1528
01:09:13,287 --> 01:09:14,856
Where are we going?
Where are we?

1529
01:09:14,889 --> 01:09:16,424
Come on, man,
that was our exit.

1530
01:09:16,457 --> 01:09:19,027
You didn't score shit,
by the way.

1531
01:09:19,092 --> 01:09:20,695
I promised Rhonda, here,

1532
01:09:20,728 --> 01:09:22,630
a weekend
at the Jersey shore.

1533
01:09:23,665 --> 01:09:25,365
Here we go, boys.

1534
01:09:25,399 --> 01:09:27,267
Did you give me
the right directions?

1535
01:09:27,301 --> 01:09:28,970
- This is it.
- Yeah, this is it.

1536
01:09:29,003 --> 01:09:30,270
Right on the water.

1537
01:09:31,906 --> 01:09:33,875
We're... We're...
That's a river, man.

1538
01:09:33,908 --> 01:09:35,577
That's not a...
We're not at the shore.

1539
01:09:35,610 --> 01:09:37,311
Yeah. We're right on the water,
just like I said.

1540
01:09:37,344 --> 01:09:39,781
- This is it. Okay.
- It's a fucking highway, man.

1541
01:09:39,814 --> 01:09:41,315
Yeah, there's a beach out back.

1542
01:09:41,348 --> 01:09:42,984
Check it out.
Yeah, that's of course.

1543
01:09:43,017 --> 01:09:44,652
It's like the sound
of the ocean.

1544
01:09:44,686 --> 01:09:46,921
Yeah, we can bang
a homeless man in a canoe.

1545
01:09:46,955 --> 01:09:48,423
This is...
What the fuck is...

1546
01:09:48,456 --> 01:09:49,657
- It's an estuary.
- This is what you got

1547
01:09:49,691 --> 01:09:51,059
from my fake dick problem?

1548
01:09:51,091 --> 01:09:52,259
That's the best
your dick can do.

1549
01:09:52,292 --> 01:09:53,728
It's not my problem.

1550
01:09:53,761 --> 01:09:55,630
Don't look like the shore to me.

1551
01:09:57,765 --> 01:09:59,834
- It's kind of nice.
- Where's the boardwalk?

1552
01:09:59,867 --> 01:10:01,469
What do you mean, nice?
Look at that.

1553
01:10:01,502 --> 01:10:02,804
Nice and awful, you know.

1554
01:10:02,837 --> 01:10:04,271
He's got a baby inside.

1555
01:10:04,304 --> 01:10:05,974
The fucking highway's
right there.

1556
01:10:07,207 --> 01:10:09,844
All right, here we go, fellas!

1557
01:10:19,119 --> 01:10:20,788
Here you go.
Watch out for the crabbies.

1558
01:10:20,822 --> 01:10:22,289
They're gonna bite ya.

1559
01:10:22,322 --> 01:10:23,825
Ee!

1560
01:10:23,858 --> 01:10:25,325
I wish I was a pair of claws

1561
01:10:25,359 --> 01:10:26,928
scuttling across the floors...

1562
01:10:26,961 --> 01:10:29,363
Floors of silent seas.

1563
01:10:29,396 --> 01:10:31,298
The afternoons
and the evenings,

1564
01:10:31,331 --> 01:10:32,767
sleeping peacefully,

1565
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:34,702
smoothed by long fingers.

1566
01:10:34,736 --> 01:10:37,505
That was my mom's

1567
01:10:37,538 --> 01:10:38,673
favorite poem.

1568
01:10:38,706 --> 01:10:39,874
- Really?
- That's insane.

1569
01:10:39,907 --> 01:10:42,309
And she could... She used to

1570
01:10:42,342 --> 01:10:44,244
tell it to us
here at the beach.

1571
01:10:49,550 --> 01:10:51,619
You know, I have to say

1572
01:10:51,653 --> 01:10:54,922
I don't know why these guys
resent me so much.

1573
01:10:56,223 --> 01:10:58,325
Maybe it's 'cause I have
a shred of ambition.

1574
01:10:58,358 --> 01:10:59,359
What?

1575
01:10:59,393 --> 01:11:00,662
I mean,

1576
01:11:00,695 --> 01:11:03,031
those fucks are all the same.

1577
01:11:03,064 --> 01:11:05,198
- They are.
- Are you finished yet?

1578
01:11:05,232 --> 01:11:07,135
- Actually I'm not. No.
- Great.

1579
01:11:07,167 --> 01:11:09,336
I wanted to... You know why?
'Cause they're not finished.

1580
01:11:09,369 --> 01:11:11,039
Are you finished
feeling sorry for yourself?

1581
01:11:12,573 --> 01:11:14,207
I mean,
what about their problems?

1582
01:11:15,576 --> 01:11:18,579
The casino's gonna demolish us.

1583
01:11:18,613 --> 01:11:19,981
Demolish.

1584
01:11:20,014 --> 01:11:21,482
It's gonna

1585
01:11:21,516 --> 01:11:23,518
Demolish.

1586
01:11:23,551 --> 01:11:24,519
Remember this?

1587
01:11:24,552 --> 01:11:25,853
Is that my bracelet?

1588
01:11:25,887 --> 01:11:27,187
- Yeah.
- You still have this?

1589
01:11:27,220 --> 01:11:28,489
Yeah. Can you believe that?

1590
01:11:28,523 --> 01:11:30,692
- You know I made this?
- I know.

1591
01:11:30,725 --> 01:11:32,427
Oh, I loved doing these.

1592
01:11:41,602 --> 01:11:44,005
There's no need to rush.

1593
01:11:44,038 --> 01:11:46,007
You don't even know how to spell
my last name yet.

1594
01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:48,576
- No one does, literally.
- Oh, my God.

1595
01:11:48,609 --> 01:11:51,278
I don't think your parents
know how to spell

1596
01:11:53,246 --> 01:11:55,248
Zu-zu-zu... All right.

1597
01:11:55,282 --> 01:11:57,250
You want to go back?

1598
01:11:57,284 --> 01:11:59,087
Oh, I can't.
My dad's in town

1599
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:01,856
and I promised I'd visit,
so

1600
01:12:01,889 --> 01:12:03,390
But I'll see you tomorrow?

1601
01:12:03,424 --> 01:12:04,459
Yeah.

1602
01:12:05,827 --> 01:12:08,763
All right, I'm gonna go.
Look, I'm going. Bye.

1603
01:12:13,468 --> 01:12:15,703
Yeah. Rubber duckie.

1604
01:12:15,737 --> 01:12:18,139
It's the biggest rubber duckie
I've ever seen.

1605
01:12:18,172 --> 01:12:20,041
It's huge.

1606
01:12:20,074 --> 01:12:22,477
Aw, Whitey, hey, man,

1607
01:12:22,510 --> 01:12:24,612
uh, there's not enough legroom,
really.

1608
01:12:24,645 --> 01:12:26,581
I think it's kind of
too crowded in here

1609
01:12:26,614 --> 01:12:28,149
for another person, really,

1610
01:12:28,182 --> 01:12:29,817
'cause, I mean, I'd love
to hang out with you

1611
01:12:29,851 --> 01:12:31,318
and everything, but, you know.

1612
01:12:31,351 --> 01:12:33,386
I don't want to go in there
anyway.

1613
01:12:33,421 --> 01:12:35,757
I seen her eat a burrito
earlier.

1614
01:12:35,790 --> 01:12:38,426
That's fine. I don't like
to share anyway.

1615
01:12:39,427 --> 01:12:41,162
Rubber duckie's having fun.

1616
01:12:41,195 --> 01:12:42,964
Although I don't know
about this guy.

1617
01:12:42,997 --> 01:12:44,932
You got to loosen up, man.

1618
01:12:44,966 --> 01:12:47,502
You know, double your pleasure,
double your fun.

1619
01:12:49,137 --> 01:12:51,038
Why don't we go inside
for a bite to eat?

1620
01:12:54,642 --> 01:12:56,343
Uh, b-bye.

1621
01:13:11,192 --> 01:13:12,560
Brought you something.

1622
01:13:30,244 --> 01:13:31,245
Fuck.

1623
01:13:32,513 --> 01:13:33,548
Here you go.

1624
01:13:35,683 --> 01:13:37,185
Ehh.

1625
01:13:37,218 --> 01:13:39,287
What is this,
Vicodin or Viagra?

1626
01:13:39,319 --> 01:13:41,022
- Wow.
- Take a look at your dick.

1627
01:13:41,055 --> 01:13:42,389
- You'll know.
- Turn off the sun.

1628
01:13:42,423 --> 01:13:43,825
- It's too bright.
- Viagra.

1629
01:13:43,858 --> 01:13:45,358
- Ooh. Sorry.
- You got a hard-on?

1630
01:13:45,392 --> 01:13:48,328
- I got a headache.
- What up, fucktards?

1631
01:13:48,361 --> 01:13:49,864
- Hey. How are you?
- Aw, get off me.

1632
01:13:49,897 --> 01:13:52,033
- Ooh.
- What the fuck is that?

1633
01:13:52,066 --> 01:13:53,467
- Yeah.
- We had a good time

1634
01:13:53,501 --> 01:13:56,070
in the hot tub last night.
Right?

1635
01:13:56,103 --> 01:13:58,139
Yeah. We sure did.

1636
01:13:58,172 --> 01:13:59,574
- That's right. See?
- Huh?

1637
01:13:59,607 --> 01:14:01,843
You know, boys?
I wanted no part

1638
01:14:01,876 --> 01:14:03,376
of your lurid little bet

1639
01:14:03,411 --> 01:14:05,880
till I heard Paddy dog me
in the bathroom.

1640
01:14:05,913 --> 01:14:09,917
I swore to Christ
that vengeance would be mine.

1641
01:14:09,951 --> 01:14:15,656
May I present the first-ever
fully documented

1642
01:14:15,690 --> 01:14:18,860
Alabama hot pocket

1643
01:14:18,893 --> 01:14:20,194
with an oral twist?

1644
01:14:20,228 --> 01:14:21,329
- Oh, my God.
- No!

1645
01:14:21,361 --> 01:14:23,363
- Yeah.
- No.

1646
01:14:23,396 --> 01:14:25,166
What the fuck is he doing?

1647
01:14:25,199 --> 01:14:27,400
Oh, enough. Just...

1648
01:14:27,435 --> 01:14:29,070
Ew!

1649
01:14:29,103 --> 01:14:32,173
Oh, yeah.
I've seen you do worse, Paddy.

1650
01:14:32,206 --> 01:14:34,575
- Carla, you are...
- You're evil.

1651
01:14:35,810 --> 01:14:37,545
What the fuck
is wrong with you?

1652
01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:40,615
And the first-ever

1653
01:14:40,648 --> 01:14:42,516
female winner
of a fook-off contest.

1654
01:14:42,550 --> 01:14:44,952
Congratulations on shattering
that glass ceiling.

1655
01:14:44,986 --> 01:14:47,021
To the victor goes the spoils.

1656
01:14:47,054 --> 01:14:49,156
I don't want that fucking tape.

1657
01:14:50,291 --> 01:14:52,093
Oh, it is mint.
It's amazing.

1658
01:14:53,761 --> 01:14:56,063
Look at that. Cool.

1659
01:14:56,097 --> 01:14:58,532
It's Dougal.

1660
01:14:58,566 --> 01:15:00,434
Answer it.

1661
01:15:01,435 --> 01:15:02,603
<i>Hey.</i>

1662
01:15:02,637 --> 01:15:04,205
<i>Where you at,
little Shaft?</i>

1663
01:15:04,238 --> 01:15:05,773
<i>Don't want to miss
my last hurrah</i>

1664
01:15:05,806 --> 01:15:07,642
<i>before my little vacay
in County.</i>

1665
01:15:07,675 --> 01:15:09,377
I'm going to dinner
with Ali,

1666
01:15:09,410 --> 01:15:11,879
and I promise you,
it is not your last hurrah.

1667
01:15:11,913 --> 01:15:13,481
<i>Unbelievable.
With the baby</i>

1668
01:15:13,514 --> 01:15:15,216
<i>and sentencing
on the way and all.</i>

1669
01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:17,285
- <i>Traitor.</i>
- Ooh.

1670
01:15:17,318 --> 01:15:18,853
He's such an infant.

1671
01:15:20,588 --> 01:15:22,490
Just go. Have fun.

1672
01:15:22,523 --> 01:15:23,991
I am having fun.

1673
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:29,330
Although his pregnant girlfriend
is laying down the law.

1674
01:15:29,363 --> 01:15:31,098
You know what?
maybe we should go together.

1675
01:15:31,132 --> 01:15:34,402
I'm not going.
You know that's not my scene.

1676
01:15:34,435 --> 01:15:36,470
Besides, I can get
a lot of work done.

1677
01:15:38,005 --> 01:15:39,674
- You sure?
- Mm-hmm.

1678
01:15:41,008 --> 01:15:42,777
Okay.

1679
01:15:42,810 --> 01:15:44,812
Just I'm gonna have to
get you another ice cream

1680
01:15:44,845 --> 01:15:47,014
- 'cause you're so
- So sweet?

1681
01:15:48,282 --> 01:15:49,784
You are sweet.

1682
01:15:55,656 --> 01:15:56,991
- Yeah.
- Vodka.

1683
01:15:57,024 --> 01:15:58,459
Hit it.

1684
01:16:00,227 --> 01:16:03,097
Try it out.

1685
01:16:03,130 --> 01:16:04,765
- Hey.
- Ah!

1686
01:16:04,799 --> 01:16:07,301
- Hello!
- Mick is in the fucking house!

1687
01:16:07,335 --> 01:16:10,237
- That's a goddamn entrance.
- Yeah!

1688
01:16:13,708 --> 01:16:16,210
In honor of my brother
today, I say <i>l'chaim.</i>

1689
01:16:16,243 --> 01:16:18,646
- Ah.
- I'm sorry, Father.

1690
01:16:18,679 --> 01:16:21,148
What did I tell you?
Right on the beach!

1691
01:16:23,351 --> 01:16:25,553
- Caw!
- Hey, guys, I'm a cop.

1692
01:16:29,023 --> 01:16:30,391
Fuck the chauffeur.

1693
01:16:33,361 --> 01:16:35,229
Oh. Yeah.

1694
01:16:37,932 --> 01:16:39,400
What is that, Mexican sharing?

1695
01:16:39,434 --> 01:16:40,968
Don't touch my girl.

1696
01:16:41,002 --> 01:16:42,370
Don't touch my beer.

1697
01:16:44,338 --> 01:16:45,506
Seriously?

1698
01:16:54,181 --> 01:16:56,183
I am

1699
01:16:56,217 --> 01:16:57,452
Yeah!

1700
01:16:59,687 --> 01:17:01,423
- Ow.
- Oh!

1701
01:17:01,456 --> 01:17:04,025
- Listen, I got to hold...
- Hang on, you little fucker.

1702
01:17:04,058 --> 01:17:08,896
Ah. Hang on a second!

1703
01:17:10,531 --> 01:17:12,666
You're not... You're not...

1704
01:17:12,700 --> 01:17:15,036
You see,
you always abandon us.

1705
01:17:15,069 --> 01:17:16,937
You always fucking
abandon us.

1706
01:17:16,971 --> 01:17:18,239
Oh, yeah.

1707
01:17:20,409 --> 01:17:21,776
Yeah.

1708
01:17:21,809 --> 01:17:25,046
- Wow.
- Oh, yeah. Look at this.

1709
01:17:25,079 --> 01:17:26,113
Ooh. Ow!

1710
01:17:26,147 --> 01:17:27,348
Wildcat.

1711
01:17:27,381 --> 01:17:28,783
Which one of you is Tasha?

1712
01:17:28,816 --> 01:17:31,085
It's Tacha.

1713
01:18:03,617 --> 01:18:05,319
Seamus!

1714
01:18:05,352 --> 01:18:07,588
Quick, put Savannah and Mary
in with Mick.

1715
01:18:07,621 --> 01:18:08,923
Ali's coming. Go, go, go, go.

1716
01:18:09,458 --> 01:18:11,460
Miss

1717
01:18:16,263 --> 01:18:17,731
Seamus.

1718
01:18:23,037 --> 01:18:24,772
Oh. Nice work.

1719
01:18:24,805 --> 01:18:26,807
Oh, hey, sugar tits.

1720
01:18:26,841 --> 01:18:28,742
Dougal, where's Seamus?

1721
01:18:28,776 --> 01:18:30,811
To the left, the left.
Your bachelor's on the left.

1722
01:18:30,845 --> 01:18:32,813
Ouch! Aah!

1723
01:18:32,847 --> 01:18:34,048
Wow.

1724
01:18:46,227 --> 01:18:48,195
- Hey, asshole.
- Hey.

1725
01:18:48,229 --> 01:18:49,797
Hi. Having fun?

1726
01:18:49,830 --> 01:18:51,866
- Yeah.
- Whee!

1727
01:18:51,899 --> 01:18:53,701
Well, guess what.

1728
01:18:53,734 --> 01:18:55,803
Steve's about to raze
Callahan's,

1729
01:18:55,836 --> 01:18:57,338
and I don't know why I thought

1730
01:18:57,371 --> 01:18:58,939
someone around here
might give a shit.

1731
01:18:58,973 --> 01:19:00,774
- No, no, no. Hey.
- You deal with it.

1732
01:19:00,808 --> 01:19:02,611
No, no, no. What... Ali!

1733
01:19:02,643 --> 01:19:03,911
Fuck.

1734
01:19:09,584 --> 01:19:11,719
Ali. Hey.

1735
01:19:11,752 --> 01:19:13,354
A... Come here.

1736
01:19:13,387 --> 01:19:15,356
Ali. Ali. Ali, come here.

1737
01:19:15,389 --> 01:19:17,191
Hey, come here.
Hold on a second.

1738
01:19:17,224 --> 01:19:19,160
I don't know
what you thought that was.

1739
01:19:19,193 --> 01:19:20,828
That wasn't... Come on.

1740
01:19:20,861 --> 01:19:22,029
- I wouldn't...
- No?

1741
01:19:23,230 --> 01:19:24,698
You wanted me to come here.

1742
01:19:24,732 --> 01:19:26,200
You know what they did.

1743
01:19:26,233 --> 01:19:28,235
Come on. You really think
that I was

1744
01:19:28,269 --> 01:19:30,204
- What? No?
- I was... No!

1745
01:19:30,237 --> 01:19:32,507
Oh, it looked
pretty clear to me.

1746
01:19:34,074 --> 01:19:37,211
You know, you talk so much shit
about your brother,

1747
01:19:37,244 --> 01:19:39,380
but at least he doesn't
pull any punches, all right?

1748
01:19:39,414 --> 01:19:41,182
What you see is what you get.

1749
01:19:41,215 --> 01:19:42,216
I

1750
01:19:42,249 --> 01:19:43,717
You know the pub is gone?

1751
01:19:43,751 --> 01:19:45,052
- What?
- Your boss took over the pub.

1752
01:19:45,085 --> 01:19:46,854
How is that even possible?

1753
01:19:46,887 --> 01:19:49,023
'Cause your dad defaulted
on the mortgage!

1754
01:19:49,056 --> 01:19:51,526
And all those petitions signed?

1755
01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:53,928
Delvecchio, he controls it all.

1756
01:19:53,961 --> 01:19:56,096
Did you guys never
read the fine print,

1757
01:19:56,130 --> 01:19:58,365
neither of you,
on the mortgage

1758
01:19:58,399 --> 01:19:59,700
that you commissioned?

1759
01:19:59,733 --> 01:20:01,368
I know...
I know Steve's a creep,

1760
01:20:01,402 --> 01:20:03,572
but I think
he's right about you.

1761
01:20:03,605 --> 01:20:06,373
I don't think the neighborhood
is the problem.

1762
01:20:06,408 --> 01:20:09,411
I think you're the problem.

1763
01:20:09,444 --> 01:20:11,078
Okay.

1764
01:20:11,111 --> 01:20:13,247
- Ali, no, no, no.
- No. Stop it.

1765
01:20:26,093 --> 01:20:29,296
Hey, crew boy, slow down,
you little shit bags,

1766
01:20:29,330 --> 01:20:31,332
and follow the posted
speed limit!

1767
01:20:40,774 --> 01:20:43,978
Whoo! Guess what.

1768
01:20:44,011 --> 01:20:46,981
Your boy fucking did
the impossible.

1769
01:20:47,014 --> 01:20:49,316
- I fucking got this.
- Got what?

1770
01:20:49,350 --> 01:20:50,585
Crabs, probably.

1771
01:20:50,619 --> 01:20:52,920
I bagged the fucking Yeti.

1772
01:20:52,953 --> 01:20:56,725
Ali knows 'cause she heard
Eddie go.

1773
01:20:56,757 --> 01:20:58,092
But no points for hookers.

1774
01:20:58,125 --> 01:21:00,462
They weren't hookers, asshole.

1775
01:21:00,495 --> 01:21:03,264
They were fucking
the ladies choir

1776
01:21:03,297 --> 01:21:05,667
of fucking Darby Heights,
okay?

1777
01:21:05,700 --> 01:21:08,102
And one of them is
in an early stage divorce,

1778
01:21:08,135 --> 01:21:10,505
and the other one
is transitioning.

1779
01:21:10,538 --> 01:21:12,139
And I'm fine with all of it.

1780
01:21:12,172 --> 01:21:17,077
And I just hope to God
I was like.

1781
01:21:17,111 --> 01:21:19,179
- And her friend...
- Was that you or her?

1782
01:21:19,213 --> 01:21:21,148
tongue-darted my asshole.

1783
01:21:21,181 --> 01:21:23,350
Bullshit. She doesn't exist.

1784
01:21:23,384 --> 01:21:25,286
Yo.

1785
01:21:25,319 --> 01:21:26,787
Dude, come on, man.

1786
01:21:26,820 --> 01:21:28,322
If a tree falls in the woods,

1787
01:21:28,355 --> 01:21:29,758
like this fucker.

1788
01:21:29,790 --> 01:21:31,825
Look at this fucking

1789
01:21:31,859 --> 01:21:33,827
- Sack.
- We signed this petition

1790
01:21:33,861 --> 01:21:36,030
thinking it was helping
you, Mickey.

1791
01:21:36,063 --> 01:21:38,332
It's helping all of us, okay?

1792
01:21:38,365 --> 01:21:39,933
- I did you a favor.
- Oh, come on.

1793
01:21:39,967 --> 01:21:41,935
Oh, yeah, by losing
our fucking houses?

1794
01:21:41,969 --> 01:21:44,506
Fuck we supposed to go?
Our lives in the Heights.

1795
01:21:44,539 --> 01:21:46,441
You should be fucking
thanking me!

1796
01:21:46,474 --> 01:21:47,975
Oh, yeah? Give me
a fucking break.

1797
01:21:48,008 --> 01:21:49,376
Who's gonna buy
a piece of shit house

1798
01:21:49,411 --> 01:21:51,045
in the Heights?
Think about it.

1799
01:21:51,078 --> 01:21:52,480
What makes you think
we want to go anywhere?

1800
01:21:52,514 --> 01:21:53,648
Did you ever think about that?

1801
01:21:53,682 --> 01:21:55,049
What is the fuck wrong with you?

1802
01:21:55,082 --> 01:21:56,685
Do something
with your fucking lives!

1803
01:21:59,421 --> 01:22:01,456
Get the fuck out of here.

1804
01:22:01,489 --> 01:22:04,892
Boot your ass
back to Rittenhouse.

1805
01:22:34,855 --> 01:22:37,224
Fucking people over.

1806
01:22:37,257 --> 01:22:38,727
That's not who I am.

1807
01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:41,061
It's not how I was raised.

1808
01:22:41,095 --> 01:22:42,697
Mm.

1809
01:22:42,731 --> 01:22:45,767
you know, Emerson once said,

1810
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:47,901
"To be yourself in a world

1811
01:22:47,935 --> 01:22:50,237
constantly trying
to make you someone else

1812
01:22:50,270 --> 01:22:52,507
is the greatest achievement."

1813
01:22:52,540 --> 01:22:53,541
Hmm.

1814
01:22:55,376 --> 01:22:57,612
I just want to go crabbing
with my dad.

1815
01:22:59,079 --> 01:23:02,282
- Huh.
- Then go to the boat, Mick,

1816
01:23:02,316 --> 01:23:04,452
and free yourself.
Open yourself up

1817
01:23:04,486 --> 01:23:07,287
to the love that's available
for your now.

1818
01:23:07,321 --> 01:23:10,224
Here. Let us emanate
your destiny

1819
01:23:10,257 --> 01:23:11,892
through vibration, shall we?

1820
01:23:13,728 --> 01:23:16,296
Mm, baba kai.

1821
01:23:16,330 --> 01:23:17,699
Baba kai.

1822
01:23:17,732 --> 01:23:20,968
<i>S'il vous plait.</i>

1823
01:23:21,001 --> 01:23:22,737
<i>S'il vous plait.</i>

1824
01:23:22,771 --> 01:23:24,639
Namaste.

1825
01:23:24,672 --> 01:23:28,909
Namaste.

1826
01:23:28,942 --> 01:23:30,445
Very good.

1827
01:23:30,478 --> 01:23:32,045
- All right.
- Very good.

1828
01:23:32,079 --> 01:23:33,313
- Thank you.
- That'll be 250

1829
01:23:33,347 --> 01:23:34,816
- with the chanting.
- 250.

1830
01:23:34,849 --> 01:23:38,018
Hmm.
Seems like too much.

1831
01:23:59,006 --> 01:24:02,009
Never throw the first punch.
Always throw the last one.

1832
01:24:02,042 --> 01:24:04,244
Make sure they never
see it coming.

1833
01:24:04,278 --> 01:24:07,782
Public vulnerability will
get you punked in the clink.

1834
01:24:07,816 --> 01:24:10,017
Do not cry. Do not show fear.

1835
01:24:10,050 --> 01:24:11,619
Hell, don't even urinate

1836
01:24:11,653 --> 01:24:13,822
any more
than is absolutely necessary.

1837
01:24:30,237 --> 01:24:31,238
Come on.

1838
01:24:53,895 --> 01:24:54,929
What the...

1839
01:24:56,029 --> 01:24:57,765
You fucker. You kids.

1840
01:24:59,868 --> 01:25:01,068
Condoms?

1841
01:25:03,571 --> 01:25:05,473
Jesus!

1842
01:25:05,507 --> 01:25:09,844
Oh, my God, man! Come on!

1843
01:25:09,878 --> 01:25:11,345
Yo, but seriously,
I don't like jail.

1844
01:25:11,378 --> 01:25:13,448
There's the wrong kind
of boys in there.

1845
01:25:15,048 --> 01:25:16,818
Are you...

1846
01:25:16,851 --> 01:25:18,419
fucking condoms?

1847
01:25:18,453 --> 01:25:20,588
It's what I should have used
with your mother.

1848
01:25:27,060 --> 01:25:28,295
Yo, Ali!

1849
01:25:34,736 --> 01:25:35,803
Yo, Ali.

1850
01:25:36,905 --> 01:25:38,773
I just want to apologize
for the other night.

1851
01:25:38,806 --> 01:25:40,542
Look, I'm caught between
the shit and the wind here.

1852
01:25:40,575 --> 01:25:42,209
I want to set
the record straight.

1853
01:25:47,080 --> 01:25:49,651
Look at that. They won't
let each other go.

1854
01:25:53,387 --> 01:25:55,423
You're gonna need a manicure.

1855
01:25:55,456 --> 01:25:57,625
That ain't all, Pops.

1856
01:26:04,264 --> 01:26:06,467
Watch out.
You got clean crabs.

1857
01:26:06,501 --> 01:26:09,136
You couldn't leave it
alone, huh?

1858
01:26:09,169 --> 01:26:11,138
Couldn't take
that I'm fucking happy.

1859
01:26:11,171 --> 01:26:12,740
Ah, you should be
thanking me.

1860
01:26:12,774 --> 01:26:15,543
Thanking you?
Thanking you for what?

1861
01:26:15,577 --> 01:26:17,712
For fucking what,
you degenerate?

1862
01:26:17,745 --> 01:26:19,379
You can't even
take care of yourself.

1863
01:26:19,414 --> 01:26:21,081
I'm supposed to take
advice from you?

1864
01:26:21,114 --> 01:26:23,083
At least I know where I'm from.
Son of no one.

1865
01:26:23,116 --> 01:26:25,720
Why, you fucking... I'll throw
you off this fucking boat.

1866
01:26:25,753 --> 01:26:27,989
Yeah. Do it. Do it.
That's the Mick I miss.

1867
01:26:28,022 --> 01:26:30,558
My last time in the clink,
I hoped like hell

1868
01:26:30,592 --> 01:26:32,225
they would have sold the Bucket
and moved out of the Heights.

1869
01:26:32,259 --> 01:26:34,062
But you know what?
They didn't.

1870
01:26:34,127 --> 01:26:35,964
Pops be in a better spot,
maybe Mom would still be here.

1871
01:26:35,997 --> 01:26:37,899
So what are you gonna do
this time

1872
01:26:37,932 --> 01:26:39,968
- when they lock me up, huh?
- What I always do, all right?

1873
01:26:40,001 --> 01:26:41,569
I'm gonna prop you fuckers up,

1874
01:26:41,603 --> 01:26:43,605
and then I'm gonna
go work for the man.

1875
01:26:43,638 --> 01:26:45,840
You're smarter than that. You
should be working for yourself.

1876
01:26:45,873 --> 01:26:47,575
All right? There's plenty
of things we could do

1877
01:26:47,609 --> 01:26:49,510
if we utilize the skills
of our boys in the Bucket.

1878
01:26:49,544 --> 01:26:52,245
I'm not doing it anymore.
I'm done.

1879
01:26:52,279 --> 01:26:55,016
You know, your girl's
got the <i>cojones</i>

1880
01:26:55,049 --> 01:26:57,418
to stand up to Kelly
and your douchebag boss.

1881
01:26:57,452 --> 01:26:59,353
She got more Heights in her
than you do.

1882
01:27:10,965 --> 01:27:13,868
Mick, he's scared. Huh?

1883
01:27:16,403 --> 01:27:17,639
Ahh.

1884
01:27:43,498 --> 01:27:46,233
- I noticed... What's going on?
- I hope you're happy.

1885
01:27:46,266 --> 01:27:47,969
- W-What do you mean?
- I lost my business.

1886
01:27:48,002 --> 01:27:49,737
No, no, no.
Hold on a second. I-I

1887
01:27:49,771 --> 01:27:51,539
The mortgage ballooned.

1888
01:27:51,572 --> 01:27:53,508
Kelly came in and called it,
and now we have to leave.

1889
01:27:53,541 --> 01:27:54,842
I... Hold on a second.

1890
01:27:54,876 --> 01:27:55,977
- No, no, he...
- You promised.

1891
01:27:56,010 --> 01:27:57,412
I know I did.

1892
01:27:57,445 --> 01:27:59,212
We built this place
from scratch.

1893
01:27:59,246 --> 01:28:02,249
I know... I know it's not much,
but it's ours.

1894
01:28:02,282 --> 01:28:03,584
- I...
- It's ours.

1895
01:28:03,618 --> 01:28:05,185
- I want you to know...
- I wanted

1896
01:28:05,218 --> 01:28:07,021
to give this to my kids,

1897
01:28:07,055 --> 01:28:09,757
and now... now it's gone.

1898
01:28:09,791 --> 01:28:11,358
- You promised.
- I know I did.

1899
01:28:11,391 --> 01:28:13,695
I believed you.
Just... Just leave.

1900
01:28:13,728 --> 01:28:15,163
- No, no.
- Don't... Leave!

1901
01:28:15,195 --> 01:28:16,731
I want you to know something.

1902
01:28:16,764 --> 01:28:19,167
That I had nothing
to do with this, okay?

1903
01:28:19,199 --> 01:28:20,468
Just leave!

1904
01:28:40,888 --> 01:28:43,223
You sold out
the whole neighborhood, huh?

1905
01:28:43,256 --> 01:28:44,892
- That was going in.
- No, it wasn't.

1906
01:28:44,926 --> 01:28:46,794
who the fuck did you pay off
at City Hall?

1907
01:28:46,828 --> 01:28:48,463
- What are you talking about?
- You and Delvecchio

1908
01:28:48,496 --> 01:28:50,131
are doing some shady shit
right now.

1909
01:28:50,164 --> 01:28:51,866
It never goes down
this fast.

1910
01:28:51,899 --> 01:28:53,101
I can't help you, Mickey.

1911
01:28:55,636 --> 01:28:57,404
You're not gonna give me
anything, huh?

1912
01:28:57,438 --> 01:28:59,841
Nothing.
You're fucking pathetic.

1913
01:29:01,476 --> 01:29:03,845
That casino was never
being built.

1914
01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:07,115
What are you talking about?

1915
01:29:07,148 --> 01:29:08,950
Fraud, basically.

1916
01:29:08,983 --> 01:29:11,284
Those houses were
never in jeopardy,

1917
01:29:11,318 --> 01:29:14,088
but he'll use them
to get another loan,

1918
01:29:14,122 --> 01:29:16,224
fund his lifestyle,
buy a yacht.

1919
01:29:16,256 --> 01:29:18,493
Do your homework.
He does this shit all the time.

1920
01:29:21,429 --> 01:29:24,297
You know, you and I are
the same people, Mickey.

1921
01:29:25,633 --> 01:29:27,735
- No, we're not.
- Sons of immigrants,

1922
01:29:27,769 --> 01:29:30,938
turning a blind eye
as we forge ahead.

1923
01:29:30,972 --> 01:29:32,907
Do you think
I like being the guy

1924
01:29:32,940 --> 01:29:34,274
everyone hates in the hood?

1925
01:29:34,307 --> 01:29:35,576
I'm just trying to make a buck,

1926
01:29:35,610 --> 01:29:36,811
just like you.

1927
01:29:40,014 --> 01:29:41,616
So

1928
01:29:41,649 --> 01:29:43,451
I don't know
what you want from me,

1929
01:29:43,484 --> 01:29:45,686
but

1930
01:29:45,720 --> 01:29:48,856
You could either
just take the money

1931
01:29:48,890 --> 01:29:50,124
and be done with it all,

1932
01:29:50,158 --> 01:29:53,261
or I don't know.

1933
01:29:53,293 --> 01:29:54,829
Take the fall with them.

1934
01:30:46,714 --> 01:30:48,216
Well, it's about fucking time.

1935
01:30:48,249 --> 01:30:50,084
Sorry. I was pouring water
out of my boots.

1936
01:30:50,117 --> 01:30:51,853
You know what?
I found the instructions.

1937
01:30:51,886 --> 01:30:53,554
They were in my heel
the whole time.

1938
01:30:53,588 --> 01:30:55,223
What?

1939
01:30:55,256 --> 01:30:56,691
- The signatures.
- Yeah.

1940
01:30:56,724 --> 01:30:58,659
- Excellent.
- Wire frauds, mostly,

1941
01:30:58,693 --> 01:31:01,429
with some, uh, racketeering
and tax evasion

1942
01:31:01,462 --> 01:31:03,363
sprinkled in for good measure.

1943
01:31:03,396 --> 01:31:05,365
All right, this is bullshit.

1944
01:31:05,398 --> 01:31:07,902
Your boy Kelly... You're right.
He's a good builder,

1945
01:31:07,935 --> 01:31:10,204
but you know what he's
even better at? Singing.

1946
01:31:10,238 --> 01:31:12,406
He can hit
the fucking high notes.

1947
01:31:12,440 --> 01:31:14,374
Stupid bastard.

1948
01:31:14,408 --> 01:31:16,110
Madoff-level crimes, man.

1949
01:31:16,143 --> 01:31:17,678
Federal offenses.

1950
01:31:17,712 --> 01:31:19,547
Let me tell you
something, boyo.

1951
01:31:19,580 --> 01:31:23,351
If I go down, we all go down,
including you.

1952
01:31:23,383 --> 01:31:25,887
Yeah. I already prepared
for that.

1953
01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:28,089
I got friends on the inside,
but, you know, you?

1954
01:31:28,122 --> 01:31:30,424
You're a big fish.

1955
01:31:30,458 --> 01:31:32,460
And the fish stinks
from the head down.

1956
01:31:33,961 --> 01:31:35,930
If you want me,
you know where to find me.

1957
01:31:49,744 --> 01:31:50,978
Damn it.

1958
01:31:53,014 --> 01:31:55,316
Car, car! C-A-R!

1959
01:31:56,684 --> 01:31:58,119
Son of a bitch.

1960
01:32:00,288 --> 01:32:01,622
Yeah, let him get hit.

1961
01:32:04,859 --> 01:32:07,295
And clear.

1962
01:32:07,328 --> 01:32:09,797
They got you yet again, huh?

1963
01:32:09,830 --> 01:32:12,066
Yeah, my kid
and his shitbag buddies.

1964
01:32:12,099 --> 01:32:14,101
That's flattering. I don't know
if you have that type of girth.

1965
01:32:14,135 --> 01:32:16,070
It's... It's close to accurate.

1966
01:32:16,103 --> 01:32:19,507
The future of Darby Heights
is a pathetic mess, isn't it?

1967
01:32:19,540 --> 01:32:21,242
- Tell me about it.
- Yeah.

1968
01:32:21,275 --> 01:32:23,144
Anyway, your brother ever
show up for that warrant?

1969
01:32:23,177 --> 01:32:24,345
Probably not.

1970
01:32:25,780 --> 01:32:29,250
You still friends
with that guy Lombardo?

1971
01:32:29,283 --> 01:32:30,785
Marto Lombardo.

1972
01:32:30,818 --> 01:32:32,153
- Lombardo from Huey Street?
- Yeah.

1973
01:32:32,186 --> 01:32:33,487
Yeah, yeah, I know him.

1974
01:32:33,521 --> 01:32:34,655
I heard he became a fed.

1975
01:32:34,689 --> 01:32:36,123
Yeah, I know him.

1976
01:32:36,157 --> 01:32:37,959
He's some kind
of big bullshit now.

1977
01:32:40,361 --> 01:32:41,495
What's this?

1978
01:32:41,529 --> 01:32:42,964
That, my friend,

1979
01:32:42,997 --> 01:32:45,499
is the biggest collar
you'll ever make.

1980
01:32:45,533 --> 01:32:47,868
Yeah, right.

1981
01:32:47,902 --> 01:32:49,837
Want to be the hero
of Darby Heights?

1982
01:32:59,213 --> 01:33:01,015
Holy shit.

1983
01:33:16,564 --> 01:33:19,066
The great Sun Tzu said,
"The art of war is

1984
01:33:19,100 --> 01:33:20,601
to subdue the enemy

1985
01:33:21,669 --> 01:33:22,837
without fighting."

1986
01:33:22,870 --> 01:33:24,505
- No fighting?
- Pussy.

1987
01:33:24,538 --> 01:33:26,240
- Sun who?
- S... Forget it.

1988
01:33:26,273 --> 01:33:28,142
Fuck you doing here,
traitor?

1989
01:33:28,175 --> 01:33:30,077
Look, I piss and moan
about being back in the Bucket,

1990
01:33:30,111 --> 01:33:31,979
and the reality is

1991
01:33:32,013 --> 01:33:33,180
I had it ass-backwards.

1992
01:33:33,214 --> 01:33:34,416
You been at sea too long.

1993
01:33:34,449 --> 01:33:35,916
No, no, no. Seriously.

1994
01:33:35,950 --> 01:33:37,318
I'm going to save
Darby Heights.

1995
01:33:37,351 --> 01:33:39,020
No shit, genius.

1996
01:33:39,053 --> 01:33:40,921
Operation Save the Hood's
already in motion.

1997
01:33:40,955 --> 01:33:43,190
- Right here.
- Good old-fashioned blackmail.

1998
01:33:45,593 --> 01:33:47,128
I'm gonna save the Heights.

1999
01:33:57,972 --> 01:33:59,240
That was easy, huh?

2000
01:33:59,273 --> 01:34:01,742
Knock down one, put
up ten.

2001
01:34:01,776 --> 01:34:03,412
Mr. Delvecchio.

2002
01:34:03,445 --> 01:34:04,612
Uh

2003
01:34:04,645 --> 01:34:06,013
Special Agent Williams.

2004
01:34:06,047 --> 01:34:07,381
That's Agent Lomardo.

2005
01:34:07,416 --> 01:34:08,849
You're under arrest.

2006
01:34:08,883 --> 01:34:10,017
Arrest? No, no, no, no.

2007
01:34:10,051 --> 01:34:11,118
you got it all wrong.

2008
01:34:11,152 --> 01:34:12,720
For embezzlement, fraud.

2009
01:34:12,753 --> 01:34:14,423
Fraud? I'm going on vacation.

2010
01:34:14,456 --> 01:34:16,257
Oh, yeah. You're going
on vacation, all right.

2011
01:34:16,290 --> 01:34:18,460
Oh, son of a bitch!

2012
01:34:18,493 --> 01:34:20,961
Thought you had Darby Heights
figured out, huh?

2013
01:34:20,995 --> 01:34:22,763
Yeah, figure this out,
you jack-off.

2014
01:34:22,797 --> 01:34:24,365
Fucking get in the car.

2015
01:34:24,398 --> 01:34:25,933
Stick it up your ass,
stupid rent-a-cop.

2016
01:34:25,966 --> 01:34:28,102
Right. Don't drop the soap,
you fat bastard.

2017
01:34:28,135 --> 01:34:29,603
- Get in the car.
- Soap on a rope.

2018
01:34:29,637 --> 01:34:33,040
Yeah, okay.
Good job, Seville.

2019
01:34:33,074 --> 01:34:34,575
- Uh-huh.
- Thanks a lot, Lombardo.

2020
01:34:34,608 --> 01:34:36,243
Call my wife.

2021
01:34:36,277 --> 01:34:38,245
I'm still a prick, though.

2022
01:34:46,821 --> 01:34:48,490
Do you even know
what you're doing?

2023
01:34:48,523 --> 01:34:50,291
I have no idea, or else
I wouldn't be hanging out

2024
01:34:50,324 --> 01:34:51,959
with the likes of you.

2025
01:34:51,992 --> 01:34:53,428
Just put your fucking
screwdriver in there,

2026
01:34:53,462 --> 01:34:55,129
- and I'll turn it over.
- Okay, boys,

2027
01:34:55,162 --> 01:34:57,566
I guess that's last call
on the Delfuckio.

2028
01:34:59,501 --> 01:35:01,168
Mick,
I don't know what to say.

2029
01:35:01,202 --> 01:35:02,736
You have
a thicker skinned dildo

2030
01:35:02,770 --> 01:35:04,338
than I ever gave you
credit for.

2031
01:35:06,207 --> 01:35:07,808
You coming in for a session?

2032
01:35:07,842 --> 01:35:09,977
Give me a minute.

2033
01:35:10,010 --> 01:35:11,779
Trying it.
Put your tool in there

2034
01:35:11,812 --> 01:35:13,415
or whatever the hell
you're using.

2035
01:35:13,448 --> 01:35:15,316
Screwdriver.

2036
01:35:15,349 --> 01:35:18,085
Maybe you want to bring him back
for some baklava?

2037
01:35:18,119 --> 01:35:19,286
Hey, have fun.

2038
01:35:20,555 --> 01:35:22,123
I'm sorry about...

2039
01:35:22,156 --> 01:35:24,391
I am sorry
about that night, seriously.

2040
01:35:26,026 --> 01:35:28,095
Thank you. Same.

2041
01:35:28,129 --> 01:35:30,331
- I talked to Dougal.
- Oh.

2042
01:35:30,364 --> 01:35:32,434
I know a way that we can
earn more bonus points,

2043
01:35:32,467 --> 01:35:33,634
if you're game.

2044
01:35:35,069 --> 01:35:36,170
Madam.

2045
01:35:37,539 --> 01:35:39,106
Beware.

2046
01:35:39,140 --> 01:35:40,307
Oh, my God.

2047
01:35:41,409 --> 01:35:43,210
Oh, God, don't do that
in front of me.

2048
01:35:43,244 --> 01:35:44,678
All right. Copy that, Coach.

2049
01:35:44,712 --> 01:35:46,046
- Never again.
- All right. Fair enough.

2050
01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:48,115
Never again. It's sick.

2051
01:35:48,149 --> 01:35:50,284
You're sick.
Try this thing again.

2052
01:35:50,317 --> 01:35:51,886
Tried it until my pants...

2053
01:35:51,919 --> 01:35:53,821
When's the last time
anyone tried to kiss you?

2054
01:35:53,854 --> 01:35:55,956
I live on Altoids, bud.

2055
01:35:55,990 --> 01:35:57,526
All right,
then give us a kiss. Come.

2056
01:35:57,559 --> 01:36:00,961
All these Irish are drunks
and a little gay.

2057
01:36:00,995 --> 01:36:02,296
- What's wrong with that?
- Maybe.

2058
01:36:02,329 --> 01:36:03,831
And freckles all
over.

2059
01:36:03,864 --> 01:36:05,634
You know something
I just realized?

2060
01:36:05,666 --> 01:36:08,537
You look like that guy
on <i>The Outback & Under.</i>

2061
01:36:08,570 --> 01:36:09,837
About the dogs

2062
01:36:09,870 --> 01:36:11,405
or whatever it's about.

2063
01:37:36,757 --> 01:37:37,925
Yeah.

2064
01:37:37,958 --> 01:37:40,327
Oh, babies.

2065
01:37:40,361 --> 01:37:42,229
- Peace and quiet.
- Ah.

2066
01:37:42,263 --> 01:37:43,665
All I wanted nine months ago

2067
01:37:43,698 --> 01:37:44,999
was a little peace
and some quiet.

2068
01:37:45,032 --> 01:37:46,400
Whoa. Twins look good on you.

2069
01:37:46,434 --> 01:37:48,168
Ah, fuck off.

2070
01:37:48,202 --> 01:37:49,970
When the doctor said
there was another head up there,

2071
01:37:50,004 --> 01:37:51,640
I was like, "Grabbing
a two-headed kid?"

2072
01:37:51,673 --> 01:37:53,742
'Cause it'll always be a ball.

2073
01:37:53,774 --> 01:37:55,242
It was a strike.

2074
01:37:55,276 --> 01:37:56,511
Can we just watch the tape

2075
01:37:56,544 --> 01:37:57,612
before these kids are old age?

2076
01:37:57,646 --> 01:37:59,079
Yeah.

2077
01:37:59,113 --> 01:38:00,948
Yeah.
I'm working hard over here.

2078
01:38:00,981 --> 01:38:02,850
Always be a fucking ball.

2079
01:38:02,883 --> 01:38:05,286
It was a strike. Watch.

2080
01:38:05,319 --> 01:38:06,987
<i>Way to go, Jim!</i>

2081
01:38:07,021 --> 01:38:08,856
<i>Go, go, go!
Don't swing, don't swing!</i>

2082
01:38:08,889 --> 01:38:10,824
- <i>Don't swing!</i>
- Yo, yo, yo.

2083
01:38:13,662 --> 01:38:16,330
<i>Yes!
Fuck me like a jackhammer!</i>

2084
01:38:16,363 --> 01:38:18,365
- <i>Aah!</i>
- Da!

2085
01:38:18,399 --> 01:38:20,267
<i>Ahh!</i>

2086
01:38:20,301 --> 01:38:23,170
<i>I dropped
my fucking glasses.</i>

2087
01:38:23,203 --> 01:38:24,371
Mom?

2088
01:38:24,405 --> 01:38:26,741
<i>Ah!</i>

2089
01:38:28,643 --> 01:38:30,010
Ugh.

2090
01:38:30,044 --> 01:38:31,546
Oh, that looks like Arby's

2091
01:38:31,579 --> 01:38:34,181
<i>Ah. Ahh.</i>

2092
01:38:34,214 --> 01:38:35,382
<i>Ah, you did it.</i>

2093
01:39:51,260 --> 01:39:53,362
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