1
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No, man, we're both kangaroo jacked.

2
00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:57,750
Baby, check it out!

3
00:02:59,375 --> 00:03:02,791
Oh man, not the slide whistle.

4
00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:05,458
Maybe I just gotta flex harder.

5
00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:12,875
Hospital. Animal hospital.

6
00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:51,250
It's because you got
those boiled ba-scetti arms, man.

7
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Now Jay? Ooh!
He got those big meatballs in his sleeves.

8
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You need that tough tummy.

9
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You got this, baby.
Don't stop until it hurts to live.

10
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Woo-woo!

11
00:08:53,458 --> 00:08:56,958
My patootie is looking juicy
from down here.

12
00:09:24,958 --> 00:09:27,041
Uh, hey, Nick. And you can say no,

13
00:09:27,125 --> 00:09:29,750
but would you mind
please rubbing my head with butter

14
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and then shoving it back up my own butt?

15
00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:52,375
Do it, Nick.

16
00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:55,000
Steroids are just medicine that fucks.

17
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:30,833
I'm too pissed off to sleep.

18
00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:35,750
Hell yeah!

19
00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:38,458
Time to fuck up the world, baby!

20
00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:46,333
Nick and Rick, killing some big cats.
That's how we do!

21
00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:51,958
Let's go, baby!
Time to show everybody who's in charge.

22
00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:53,625
Kool-Aid man!

23
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,041
Oh yeah!

24
00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:22,625
Fuck up this nosy kid with the mustache.

25
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:38,375
A wop ba-ba lu-bop, a wop fuck you!

26
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:46,083
Insane in the membrane, baby.

27
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:53,375
We don't take chill pills.
We take muscle pills!

28
00:19:40,541 --> 00:19:43,291
Hey, man. Nobody talks
to Mr. Dodgeball like that.

29
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:44,750
Kick Judd Apatow's ass.

30
00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:08,583
Oh yeah, look at my little peppercorns.

31
00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:10,375
Aw, they're so cute.

32
00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:35,666
Aw, this is so beautiful,

33
00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:38,583
like when your dad
sticks his tongue in your mom.