1 00:00:07,048 --> 00:00:09,050 [car horn blares] 2 00:00:09,592 --> 00:00:11,845 Let's go! Let's go! We're already late! 3 00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:13,013 It's 7:01. 4 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:14,416 Yeah, and he said 7:00. Let's go. 5 00:00:14,472 --> 00:00:16,158 It's spring break, it's supposed to be relaxing. 6 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:19,811 Marty Glouberman doesn't relax. The man eats on the toilet to save time. 7 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:22,272 [groans] Jesus, Connie, what did you pack in here? 8 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:24,566 - I didn't know what to bring. - It's Florida, baby. 9 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:27,569 The only time you don't wear a bathing suit is to a funeral. 10 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:29,237 And even then, it depends on who died. 11 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,739 No one is dying, Maury. 12 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:34,576 Honestly, I've never been to Florida and not watched someone die. 13 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:38,913 - Luckily, I've brought a grieving Speedo. - Mmm. My condolences. 14 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,373 [purrs] 15 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:42,250 Thanks again for taking him, Barbara. 16 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:44,627 You know, Nick is going through a real, um... 17 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:46,046 asshole phase. 18 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,673 Oh, then he'll fit right in with the Glouber-men. 19 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:52,469 I'm getting flop sweats just thinking about all that testosterone 20 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,553 and shoulder hair. 21 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:54,971 Do you want a couple Xanax? 22 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:59,184 I kissed a few into Elliot's mouth this morning for his separation anxiety. 23 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:02,187 [sobbing] I'm just gonna miss him so much. 24 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:04,022 [horn honks] 25 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:05,899 [Nick] You can stop honking now, Dad. 26 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:08,276 - I'll stop when we're in Florida! - [honking] 27 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:14,240 [Marty] Argh! Come on, come on! We already know who's in the show! 28 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:17,160 What is that, a sperm? Disgusting! 29 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:20,163 Skip the intro already, would ya? We don't have time! 30 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:22,707 Mantzoukas? Too many letters. 31 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:24,709 Ugh, who is watchin' this garbage? 32 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,128 The neo-Nazi trolls on YouTube are right, 33 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:28,713 this show is disgusting! 34 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,715 You know who had a good intro song? 35 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:33,593 Two and a Half Men. They got right to the point. 36 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:35,678 ♪ Men! ♪ Come on, already! 37 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,806 Let's literally get this show on the road. 38 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:39,682 [chuckles] Now, that's funny. 39 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,309 They should put that in the show. 40 00:01:41,392 --> 00:01:43,937 [horn blaring] 41 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:45,855 What is this Seder thing again? 42 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,482 Nicola, you don't know? 43 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:49,567 I'm kidding. It's just this long, boring dinner 44 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:52,028 with my angry grandpa and my lame cousin, Cheryl. 45 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,822 Ugh! Cheryl's such a baby. 46 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:55,990 She makes us play My Little Pony. 47 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:59,244 We wanna play big-boy stuff like baseball cards and Mad Libs! 48 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:02,539 Andrew, the Seder is when we tell the story of Passover, 49 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:05,083 the one time our people did the screwing! 50 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,166 Oh, here we go. 51 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:09,796 We were Pharaoh's slaves, forced to do all sorts of labor, 52 00:02:09,879 --> 00:02:12,549 unlike Andrew, who could barely use a Swiffer WetJet! 53 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,801 It is not as intuitive as it looks. 54 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:18,179 One day, God turned Himself into a burning bush. 55 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,014 Oh, I had that before. 56 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,976 And he tells Moses, "Get outta Egypt already!" 57 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:24,936 But the Pharaoh, he won't let him go. 58 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:27,939 - So, God hits 'em with ten plagues. - [thunderclap] 59 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:31,109 Locusts, hail, and finally, the big one... 60 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:35,029 My firstborn penis. Why, God? Why? 61 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:38,867 'Cause you didn't paint the lamb's blood above the door like I told you. 62 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:39,868 I don't like chores. 63 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:42,704 Pharaoh said, "Scram," so we had to get out fast. 64 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:45,665 Oh, but I'm waiting for the bread to rise. 65 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:48,543 It's 7:01! Just make it matzo! 66 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,337 Then this Pharaoh Schlemiel, he changes his mind, 67 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:53,673 but God had one more trick up his sleeve. 68 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:55,967 He parts the Red Sea. 69 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:02,223 Great, three-drachma leather sandals ruined. 70 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,933 And then what, they just went to Israel? 71 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,060 No, they spent 40 years in the desert 72 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,479 'cause they didn't know how to make good time. 73 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,773 - [honks horn] - Marty, it's sweltering. 74 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,525 Please turn on the AC. 75 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,903 What, are you crazy? I'm gettin' great gas mileage. 76 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,279 Andrew, blow on your mother. 77 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,948 He doesn't know how to blow cool air. He snorts! 78 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,868 It's true, Nick, I only know how to exhale through my nose. 79 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:24,120 - No, I did it again. - [groans] 80 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,915 - [cackling] - What the... 81 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:30,168 The change is coming, Barbara. [cackles] 82 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,128 How does she know my name? 83 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,713 Mr. Glouberman, I'm starving. 84 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:35,965 - Where do you see us stopping for lunch? - [laughs] 85 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,718 We've got wet salami sandwiches in tinfoil, 86 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:40,178 a thermos of clam chowder, 87 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:43,640 and some Chex Mix in an old Band-Aid box. Help yourself. 88 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:44,641 Can we at least stop 89 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:45,910 - to go to the bathroom? - Hah! 90 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,518 - Ha-ha! - We stop when I need gas. 91 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:51,064 Until then, you're more than welcome to finish the chowder and pee in the thermos. 92 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:54,108 And it's hard to aim into the thermos! 93 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,736 - What? It's huge, the thermos. - Yeah, just try. 94 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:58,446 - [hissing] - [coughing] 95 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:01,115 [panting] Oh, no! There's a fire! 96 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,534 Val! Kurt! Mom, Dad! 97 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,338 Where are you guys? We gotta get outta here! 98 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:08,289 Whoa, did someone gift-wrap our house? 99 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,207 [gasps] 100 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:11,125 I'm a present for a giant. 101 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,961 [coughing] 102 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,484 Holy shit! There was a kid in there! 103 00:04:14,545 --> 00:04:16,631 What? The whole family should be on spring break. 104 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:20,093 They Home Alone'd me? Hah! Classic Bilzerian move. 105 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:21,552 [laughs] 106 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:24,222 Did they, uh... Did they say when they'd be back? 107 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:27,642 You're in luck, Mr. Too Good to Piss in a Thermos. 108 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:29,477 - I need gas. - Oh, thank God! 109 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,647 I got a salami and clam chowder poop that's backed up to my throat. 110 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:33,982 God, look at the prices. 111 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:36,543 Now, you listen to me, Nick. We have exactly the amount of time 112 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:39,445 it takes my dad to fill his gas tank, or he will leave without us. 113 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:41,969 - No child left behind. - No child left behind. Let's do this! 114 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,035 Okay. Oh, Jesus Christ, there's so much blood. 115 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,159 Oh, just shit on the blood. I'll piss into the sink. 116 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:50,248 I'm lookin' around, I'm seein' hair dye and a razor. 117 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:52,309 I think someone got shot and changed their identity in here. 118 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,460 - Let's go! - There's a half-eaten ice-cream sandwich. 119 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,629 - Andrew! - God. He let his guard down for one second 120 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:57,731 - and they got him, Nick. - What? 121 00:04:57,755 --> 00:04:59,757 - Oh, all of a sudden, I can't go. - Andrew! 122 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:04,429 Psst. The change is coming. 123 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:05,805 [cackles] 124 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:07,223 What change? 125 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:10,018 - [cackles] - What are you talking about? 126 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:11,981 You finish up in here, I'm gonna go get a snack. 127 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:13,688 Sh! Don't talk, it's finally coming out. 128 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,399 - [grunts] - [Steve] That's gonna cost you. 129 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:17,942 - What? - A high five, my dude. 130 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:18,901 Coach Steve? 131 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:23,448 I'm actually North Carolina Gas Station Attendant Coach Steve now. 132 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:25,533 We don't have time for a Coach Steve bit! 133 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:27,035 - We're movin' out! - I gotta go. 134 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,841 I flushed, and the blood sprayed my tushy! 135 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:32,206 It's okay, Andrew. We'll give you a Handi Wipe in the car. 136 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,916 - Come on, jump! - Okay. 137 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:34,834 - [groans] - [gasps] 138 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:37,628 Andrew! Careful with my precious door. 139 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:40,006 - [moans] - [tires squeal] 140 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:44,218 [coughing] Don't worry, I'm okay because... 141 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:46,596 and I know you're not supposed to say this anymore... 142 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:49,223 but I'm fire retardant, so... 143 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:54,854 Hey, Mrs. Diane Mommy and Soft-Daddy Dr. B. [chuckles] 144 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:56,814 Please, Jay, call me by that name. 145 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:58,524 Is, uh... is Nick home? 146 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:02,320 Nick actually went to Florida with Andrew and his family. 147 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:03,821 Oh, right, yeah, that's cool. 148 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,865 Outta curiosity, before I leave, 149 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:09,577 do you have any, like, old pizza crusts or white wine backwash? 150 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:12,121 If you're hungry, we're about to sit down for dinner. 151 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,706 Would you like to join us? 152 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,167 Wait, really? Uh... Like, without Nick? 153 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:18,836 - Yes. - Any friend of my son is a son of mine. 154 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,296 - Yeah, okay. - I love you. 155 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,214 I love you too. 156 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:24,884 I was just gonna dress up like a duck and try and score some bread at the park, 157 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:26,761 but this is so much better! 158 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:28,614 - [chuckling] - [Maury] Ooh. 159 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,848 Someone is for sure gonna die. 160 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:36,562 Nick, welcome to Lakeland, Florida, 161 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:39,524 the upper Bronx of the Greater Tampa Bay Area. 162 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:40,942 Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. 163 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:43,569 - Help me, boy, I died yesterday. - [screams] 164 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,279 Isn't it weird how strong his grip is? 165 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:48,282 Andrew, this place is not, uh... ideal. 166 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,618 Oh, did I not mention that it sucks? 167 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:51,786 Let's get outta here. 168 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:55,248 I wanna go to South Beach to see a wet dick contest! 169 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:58,626 Yeah, let's blow a line of Lipitor and use my Radisson points. 170 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,295 You made shit time. 171 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,755 We got a late start, Dad. 172 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,651 Yeah, well, if you were late in Korea, they made you eat your own socks. 173 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,552 You weren't in Korea, Lewis. 174 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:10,096 Yeah, well, I read about it on the History channel. 175 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:11,556 Hi, Zaide. How's your hip? 176 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:12,932 Ugh... You wanna know? 177 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:14,517 I... I care, a little. 178 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,687 I squeak, all right? Every time I get Cream of Wheat from the cabinet. 179 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,730 Hello, I'm Nick Birch, I'm Andrew's friend. 180 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,691 I think I speak for everyone when I say 181 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:25,027 that we're very exhausted and deeply disappointed 182 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,113 - with where we find ourselves. - Yeah, me too. 183 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:29,198 So maybe you could just show us to our rooms? 184 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,993 Your rooms? Right this way, Your Highness. 185 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:33,619 - I call it the floor. - For real? 186 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:36,456 What? That's where I do my physical therapy every morning. 187 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:39,000 - Nude. I hope you like white pubes. - [groans] 188 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,668 [grunting and snorting] 189 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:42,511 Sweetie, does your family know where you are? 190 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:45,923 The question is, do I know where they are? [laughs] 191 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,675 - I do not. - Oh, dear. 192 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:49,558 Well, this has been the best night of my life. 193 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:52,847 So, I'm just gonna go find a street mattress to sleep on. 194 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:56,267 Ooh, may I borrow a steak knife, just in case there are mustache men? 195 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:57,685 Absolutely not. 196 00:07:57,768 --> 00:08:00,605 Yeah, you're right, I can just bite 'em with my mouth knives. 197 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,732 No, you'll sleep here, in Nick's room. 198 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:05,526 Wait, am I the new Nick? 199 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,236 - No, Jay. - Yeah. Yeah, I get it. 200 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,405 We like you just the way you are. 201 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,489 Oh, my Go... 202 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:12,115 [snoring] 203 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:15,119 Why can't we sleep in your grandfather's room? 204 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,430 There's a whole empty bed in there. 205 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:19,081 Nick, are you kidding? That bed is for old newspapers. 206 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,541 Shut up, you two. Go to sleep! 207 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,376 We have a long and terrible day tomorrow. 208 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,504 It's so hot in here, Marty. 209 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:27,798 I hate to say it, but I think we need to turn on the air conditioner. 210 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,050 Sh! He'll hear you. 211 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:31,302 [grumbles] I'm not a millionaire. 212 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:33,305 - [snoring] - Fine. I'm gonna get some fresh air. 213 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,507 Don't let the mosquitoes in. 214 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,808 Oh, I feel like my skin is boiling. 215 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:40,978 [old woman] Change, change, change... 216 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,314 [gasps] It's you! 217 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:45,399 [hissing and cackling] 218 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:48,569 A year goes by, no blood to let 219 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:52,156 - No men need fear to heed my threat! - Oh, God! 220 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,952 Your mood, she swings, the tears do fall 221 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:59,830 And soon you'll dance at the Banshee's Ball! 222 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,374 - [cackling] - Aah! 223 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:04,377 The Banshee's Ball? I don't wanna go! 224 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:06,963 [Marty] Me neither! Where are we not going? 225 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:08,881 Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. 226 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,133 Oh, I can't believe it's hailing. 227 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,970 Yep, just when you think Florida can't get any worse, 228 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:17,390 it rips out its belly button ring and punches you in the face with it. 229 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:18,724 Andrew, are you enjoying this? 230 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:22,144 I am. I like it when things are as bad for you as they are for me. 231 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,668 Okay, yeah, that's fair. I see that. 232 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:26,607 - Imagine living like this. - You got a booger hanging out your nose. 233 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,818 Yeah, I know, and if I pull that rip cord, 234 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,570 there's a bucket of blood behind it. 235 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,154 [sniffs] Ahem. 236 00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:35,157 Now, Marty, promise me 237 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:38,703 you and Skip aren't gonna fight over the afikomen at the Seder this year. 238 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:40,204 I won't start if he doesn't. 239 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,914 Hey, big brother. 240 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:45,126 - How you doin', Skip? - Barbara, you look stunning. 241 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:47,253 You know, if you ever wanna leave the zero 242 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:49,171 and, uh, you know, have, um... 243 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:50,815 - sex with your brother-in-law... - Ugh. 244 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:52,925 - ...you know where to find me. - On Dad's couch? 245 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,803 What can I say? The couch and I have a lot in common. 246 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:57,346 We both pull out. 247 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,598 Oh, God. 248 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:01,642 My Little Pony, is that you? 249 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,102 Cousin Cheryl? 250 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,773 It's Cherry now. I changed it. 251 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,026 - Cherry Maraschino. - Oh, wow. 252 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,361 I was told I needed, like, a catchy stage name 253 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,155 if I wanted to vape competitively. 254 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:16,282 Certainly better than Cheryl Glouberman. 255 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:19,869 - Hah, yeah, Glouberman sucks. - You look good, cuz. 256 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:21,662 Wow-wow-wee-wow! 257 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,706 My cousin! 258 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:24,790 Hi, Cherry, I'm Nick. 259 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,126 I'm kind of the Bradley Cooper to Andrew's Ed Helms. 260 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:29,670 - Thank you. - Oh, cool, a Hangover reference. 261 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:30,796 - Yeah. - That's not dated. 262 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,941 - Yeah, I... I guess... - Guys, this is my friend, Vicki. 263 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,634 'Sup. Y'all fools wanna sink a boat? 264 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:37,970 - Andrew, Cherry's, like, hot. - Ew, that's my cousin. 265 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,473 Don't talk about how her butt fills her jean shorts 266 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:42,933 like two plastic bags filled with so much syrup. 267 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,894 - What? - Just don't talk about it. 268 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,020 She's my cousin! 269 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:49,482 Brainstorm! Let's go to LongHorn's for some steaks! 270 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:52,735 Restaurant steaks for lunch? Who are you, Vince McMahon? 271 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:55,404 Uh-oh. Sounds like he wants to wrestle, Skip. 272 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,698 Oh, let's do it. Dad's room, no shoes. 273 00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:00,201 - Don't touch my newspapers. - No one is wrestling! 274 00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:03,996 The hell we're not. Barbara, help me move the couch! 275 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,040 [Cherry] Yo, cuz, check this out. 276 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:09,001 Oh! Look at us. Can you believe we were ever that young? 277 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,294 - Or that naked. - [chuckles] 278 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,380 Sure. Except for my bath glasses. 279 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,174 How funny would it be if we took another bath together? 280 00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:18,219 - What's that now? - Uh, you wanna take a bath with me? 281 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:19,679 Oh, I'm just fucking with you. 282 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,306 You're so gullible. It's kinda cute, you gross perv. 283 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,309 Wait, wait, wait. What the fuck is she doing? 284 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,396 - Y'all wanna go to an abandoned marina? - Abandoned marina, Andrew? 285 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:30,481 - I don't know about this, Nick. - Could be fun. 286 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:33,317 Yes, let's follow this little psycho to a boat graveyard. 287 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,902 You gotta slither under a fence. 288 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:36,654 - It'll scratch your back up good. - What? 289 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:39,240 Y'all ever seen a fish explode it's so dead? 290 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,158 You didn't realize you forgot him? 291 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:45,579 Uh-huh. Oh, and there's a $10 change fee if you shorten your trip. I see. 292 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:48,350 - What's this mouth sauce called again? - Oh, we call that toothpaste. 293 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,501 So, I put this on the bathroom fork? 294 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:52,795 - [crunches] Mmm. - No, no, no, you don't eat it! 295 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:56,173 Ah, shit! Oh, sorry, language. Fuck! 296 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:59,385 Good news, Jay. You can stay with us until your family gets back. 297 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:02,304 And also, your brothers really want you to know, 298 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,432 you weren't Home Alone'd, 299 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:07,560 - you were Homo Alone'd. - [chuckling] Oh, man! 300 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:10,396 And then one of them farted into the receiver. 301 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:11,689 Did it squeak, or was it wet? 302 00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:12,773 It sounded wet. 303 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,943 Classic Kurt. Shit on another hotel phone. 304 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,945 [dance music plays] 305 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,118 [Andrew] Wow! 306 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,122 Incredible. 307 00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:30,416 Was that last one a guy filling out a bank loan? 308 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,460 Close. It was a declaration of bankruptcy. 309 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:33,961 You can't do nothing to him now. 310 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:36,714 - Andrew, come sit with me. - Um... Okay. 311 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:40,134 I wanna see those pasty-white thighs spread across the dock. 312 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:42,470 - Okay. - Your knees look like dry biscuits. 313 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,888 - Thank you? - I dunno, man, 314 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,639 I can't get a read on this chick. 315 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:48,768 My sexual detector doesn't have a horny-cousin setting. 316 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,771 What's cool about a piss pop is that they're frozen and they're your piss. 317 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:55,107 And if someone eat one, then they have your piss in their stomach. 318 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,027 Uh-huh, and a piss pop, that's a Florida delicacy? 319 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:01,447 Hey, sweet lips, you think anyone would ever look for you? 320 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:02,740 If... What... Where... If... 321 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,302 How many people do you think are at the bottom of that canal right now? 322 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,119 I don't know, twe... twelve? 323 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,163 - For now. - Ah, is she... 324 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:10,998 Threatenin' to kill ya? I don't know. 325 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,917 These Florida girls are hard to read. 326 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,795 So, what's going on at your school? 327 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,755 Are you guys doing hand jobs and stuff? 328 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,424 Either she wants you, or she swallowed a roll of quarters. 329 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,384 No, she doesn't, she's my cousin. 330 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,929 Maybe she's just fucking with me. Maybe that's her thing. 331 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,014 Maybe it gets her off, to fuck with her own cousin. 332 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:28,849 Well, everyone's doing 'em here. 333 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:32,019 [gasps] Could you imagine if I gave you a hand job? 334 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,938 - [chuckles] - Our dads would be so pissed. 335 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:36,732 - Would they... be there? - Do you want them to be? 336 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,858 [whirring] 337 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,443 Great! She broke the thingy. 338 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,195 You wanna give me a hand job? 339 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,655 Ew, no! [laughs] 340 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:45,783 - You're my cousin! - You're my cousin, I know! 341 00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,117 What... People are nuts! 342 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,829 I'm just talking about sucking your tongue down my throat. 343 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,640 - Holy shit! - Dude, we gotta get outta here. 344 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,749 Vicki just showed me her stepdaddy's corpse. 345 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,752 One of my stepdaddies'. Hey, if we ain't gonna sink a boat, 346 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,516 let's go spill SpaghettiOs on a baby's head 347 00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,130 and wait for a dog to come lick it up. 348 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,008 Let's go, girls. I got a business meeting. 349 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:07,388 Selling old Four Lokos in that community college parking lot is not a business! 350 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,265 - What do you know? - Boys, boys, please.- 351 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,683 You're both disappointments. 352 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,269 - See you at the Seder, cuz. - Oh, boy. 353 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:16,063 Yeah, and I'll see you too, Nick. You better watch your ass, 354 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,357 you little Beverly Hills Chihuahua bitch. 355 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,525 [tires squealing] 356 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,236 Andrew, I think Vicki might wanna kill me. 357 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:25,489 That's cool. I think Cherry might wanna suck my tongue down her throat. 358 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:28,117 - Ew, gross, she's your cousin. - I know! 359 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,910 But, hey, um... remind me, 360 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,055 why's it so frowned upon to hook up with your cousin? 361 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,839 - Are you serious? - I don't... I don't know. 362 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,541 Because your fathers are brothers. 363 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:38,586 Because when you say Grandma, you're talking about the same woman. 364 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,189 Hey, let's not bring Bubsie into this. 365 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:43,757 Unless you wanna bring Bubsie into this. Sounds like all bets are off, baby. 366 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,677 Now, what about kissing cousins? That's a term I've heard. 367 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,972 Well, here's another term I've heard, and I say it without judgment, 368 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,683 - but here it is, incest. - [banjo playing] 369 00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:55,519 Oh. The banjo thing's a little regionalist, 370 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,396 but are those letters fucking each other? 371 00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,315 Oh, God, you're right, Nick, it's incest. 372 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,198 I can't go back to school and when people ask, 373 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:04,111 "How was your spring break?", I say, "Oh, it was fine, I had incest." 374 00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:05,404 Please put the word away now. 375 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:08,824 That's the thing, Andrew. Once that word is out there, you can't put it away. 376 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,534 I don't know, I think the word is cute. 377 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,369 Oh, now it's trying to breastfeed. 378 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:15,414 Ooh, it's got a strong latch, think it's all the extra teeth. 379 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,457 [ringing] 380 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,208 Hey, honey. How's Florida? 381 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,960 It's actually crazy here. 382 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:23,130 I watched a dog lick SpaghettiOs off a baby's head. 383 00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,900 - It was pretty... cra... crazy... - [laughing] 384 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,443 - Uh-huh. - Mom, are you even listening? 385 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,677 What? Oh, sorry, sweetie. I have to pick a card. 386 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,595 - What? - Hey, Nick! 387 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:30,678 What's Jay doing there? 388 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,973 He's doing magic, and I'm his lovely assistant. 389 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,559 I hate this. I... I... I really hate what I'm seeing. 390 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,604 Jay is staying with us while his parents are away. 391 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,527 Why can't you put him up in, like, a dog hotel? 392 00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:41,398 What? [laughs] 393 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,400 Dude, if I lived here, I would never leave. 394 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,861 The food is great. Your family's full of love. 395 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,947 Miss Diane Mommy, please pick a card. 396 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,342 - Bye, sweetie. We love you. - Your bed is super comfortable. 397 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,743 What? No! Don't let him near my pillow. 398 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,996 - Ugh. - A year goes by, no blood to let... 399 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,041 Well, it has been four months since I've had my period. 400 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:02,586 The change is coming, Barbara! 401 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,921 The change? 402 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:07,591 Hot flashes, insomnia, my mood swings... 403 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,468 [gasps] Are you menopause? 404 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:13,180 Menopause Banshee, 'tis my name 405 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:16,225 Wreaking havoc is my game! 406 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,476 [cackles] 407 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:20,813 White fish on a Triscuit! I'm not ready for menopause. 408 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,815 [snoring] 409 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:26,110 You know, if you do take a bath with Cherry, you gotta do it in here. 410 00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,237 Non-slide surface, a safety rail, 411 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,864 you could really jackhammer your blood relative in here. 412 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,574 I'm not going to jackhammer Cherry. 413 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,378 Nick's right, this whole thing is too weird. 414 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,704 Oh, please, we're talkin' about kissing your cousin, 415 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,163 not shtupping your sister. 416 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,790 - I don't have a sister. - Exactly. 417 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,154 We've only got the cousin, let's work with what we've got. 418 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,253 Marty? Are you still awake? 419 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,589 How can I sleep? It's 95 degrees in here. 420 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,259 Do you think I'm past my prime? 421 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,594 Past your prime? What are you, stupid? 422 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:56,056 You are as sexy as the day you hit my car. 423 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,766 Oh, you're just saying that. 424 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,518 Oh, yeah? Then tell me, 425 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,229 why is my egg roll full of duck sauce? 426 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,858 Oh, Marty! What about your father and the boys? 427 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,526 Ah, they're sound asleep. 428 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:11,113 And I've got an extra order of moo shu pork! 429 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:14,450 Oh, Marty, your dumplings are so big. 430 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,369 [Marty] They're stuffed with ground chicken. 431 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,039 [groans] I am sorry, but I can't do it. 432 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,290 It just seems wrong. 433 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,125 Wrong? We're in Florida. 434 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,377 The state bird is a chicken finger. 435 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,212 It is a pretty crazy place. 436 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,756 Brother... [chuckles] 437 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,382 Anything goes in Florida. 438 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,426 - [hard rock music] - Hello, Lakeland! 439 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:35,471 Y'all ready to rock in the Sunshine State? 440 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:39,391 ♪ They got rednecks wrestlin' pythons ♪ 441 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,603 ♪ They got drunk girls goin' wild ♪ 442 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:46,023 ♪ Party with margaritavillers And serial killers ♪ 443 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,609 ♪ While you watch a gator eat a child ♪ 444 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:52,488 ♪ They proudly lead the nation In public masturbation ♪ 445 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,115 ♪ They're jerkin' off all over the place ♪ 446 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,786 ♪ Forget the Key lime pie Let's get a bath salt high ♪ 447 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,663 ♪ And munch on a stranger's fa-a-ace ♪ 448 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:05,000 ♪ Because anything goes in Florida ♪ 449 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,669 ♪ Come on down and do your worst ♪ 450 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:11,256 ♪ Snort a rail off a dolphin Naked and a-golfin' ♪ 451 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:14,343 ♪ Chances are you won't be the first ♪ 452 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,512 ♪ Doin' anything, anywhere 453 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:20,599 ♪ Any time in FLA ♪ 454 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,811 ♪ They got meth labs and Magic Kingdoms ♪ 455 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:26,772 ♪ Titty bars and the KKK ♪ 456 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,651 ♪ And when shit goes down You can stand your ground ♪ 457 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,445 ♪ And blow your neighbor away ♪ 458 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,365 ♪ Because anything goes in Florida ♪ 459 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,785 ♪ Baby, let the good times roll ♪ 460 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:43,288 ♪ If there's a law, you can duck it If you catch it, you can fuck it ♪ 461 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,125 ♪ It's America's glory hole ♪ 462 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:50,462 ♪ Talkin' anything, anywhere Any night and any day ♪ 463 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,923 ♪ In FLA ♪ 464 00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:55,008 [howls] 465 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:56,669 Wow, did you write that song? 466 00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,178 Yeah. I mean, Vince Neil helped. 467 00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,822 - Legitimately good song. - Thanks, man. 468 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,890 And it makes a good point. You know what, Maury? 469 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:02,975 I'm gonna do it. 470 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,811 I'm gonna french my grandma's granddaughter. 471 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:06,728 Whoop-whoop! 472 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:07,812 [birdsong] 473 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,592 [Nick] I can't believe we're eating dinner at four o'clock. 474 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:14,611 Oh, Nick, the Seder meal won't be served for another three to four hours. 475 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:15,612 - What? - But don't worry. 476 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,866 In about an hour and a half, you'll get a slab of cold gefilte fish. 477 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:19,989 - Okay. - Which tastes like 478 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,827 the baby changing station at SeaWorld. 479 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,203 Oh, that sounds horrible. 480 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,289 It is. It's all horrible. 481 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:27,040 - Ooh! There she is. - [laughing] 482 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,960 You should pack her poon with your fat macaroon. 483 00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:31,128 Happy Passover. 484 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,882 - [gasps] - Your womb is dry, like matzo meal. 485 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:35,799 But soon you'll... 486 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,594 Oh, stop it, okay? I'm not ready to be old. 487 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:42,472 For your information, last night, I made love to my husband. 488 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:45,475 I had two helpings of moo shu pork! Two! 489 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,520 Yes, I watched, raw dog and all. 490 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:53,025 No fear of pregnancy at the Banshee's Ball! 491 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:56,486 You know, it was a relief not to worry about birth control. 492 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,198 This next chapter's yours to live 493 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,950 And now you have no fucks to give! 494 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:02,868 [cackles] 495 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:07,706 Your son wants to tongue your niece! 496 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:10,417 What? What? I didn't get that last part! 497 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,211 Ma nishtana 498 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,588 - halilah hazeh... - Mm. 499 00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:17,549 - ...mikol haleilot... - [chuckles] 500 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,761 I don't think this is what your ancestors intended, Andrew. 501 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,847 Hey, cuz, you wanna come wander the desert with me? 502 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,766 Oh, my God, it's happening. This is happening. 503 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:29,603 ♪ We're gonna cross a line We're gonna cross a line ♪ 504 00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:32,189 Nick, we gotta get outta here. Where's that little swamp rat? 505 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,024 - She scares me. - Exactly. 506 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,359 It's like Kanye tweeted, 507 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:39,112 "Do one thing every day that scares your housekeeper." 508 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:42,991 So, as is tradition, I have hidden a piece of matzo. 509 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,661 Whoever finds the afikomen this year... 510 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,829 gets my condo when I die. 511 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,498 - What? - I pay for that condo! 512 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,541 Well, I live there five nights a week! 513 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,252 - [arguing] - Marty, he's just trying 514 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,504 to pit you and Skip against each other. 515 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,381 - It's mine! - Not if I find it first! 516 00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,466 - The hell you will! - Cold. Colder. 517 00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:00,884 Me now with the hot and the cold. 518 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,928 Your nuts just froze off. [chuckles] 519 00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:05,889 All right, I'll give you schmucks a hint. It ain't in this room. 520 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,117 That means it's in another room. All right, move! Move! 521 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,435 - Hello, Vicki. - You wanna go suck gas out of a Jeep? 522 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,020 - Um... - Wanna go to Piggly Wiggly 523 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,957 - and slice up a bunch of milk gallons? - Maybe. 524 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,525 Mm, I know what you want, fuck face. Y'all wanna sink a boat. 525 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,695 You know what? Yeah. Let's go sink a fuckin' boat. 526 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,029 Ooh, yeah! 527 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,157 ♪ Anything goes in Florida ♪ 528 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,201 - Jay? - Where are you, sweetie? 529 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,036 Your family said they'd be back around six. 530 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,120 [thumping] 531 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,877 - Jay, is everything okay? - Yeah, totally. 532 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,630 I'm just, uh... packin' up my stuff, you know? 533 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,841 Maybe he doesn't have to go home right now. 534 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,801 Elliot, he has a family. 535 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,219 - Does he? - [sighs] 536 00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:48,098 Jay, honey, would you like to stay here for a few more days? 537 00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,642 Is this a trick to get me out from under the bed? 538 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,894 No, we'll talk to your parents and work it out. 539 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:56,231 Really? So I can just live here until college? 540 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,816 Yeah, no, that's not what's happening. 541 00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,819 Yeah, who am I kidding? I'm not going to college. 542 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,946 Oh, I'm gonna miss him when he doesn't go to college. 543 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,824 Oh, here? In Zaide's room? 544 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:08,118 Sure, I mean, he doesn't use the bed. 545 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,245 [gasps] His newspapers! 546 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,455 Why don't you come join me? 547 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:12,581 Under the covers? 548 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,624 You know, this is the bed where Bubsie died. 549 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,710 Her wig is still under the pillow. 550 00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:19,296 Oh, I told you Bubsie would be a part of this. 551 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:22,758 - Put it on. - Okay, this is crazy. This is crazy. 552 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,302 She might be fucking with you, but I think we love it. 553 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,220 [chuckles] Do the voice. 554 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:30,098 These Palestinians, they deserve bubkis. 555 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,309 - Oh, God, come here! - [yelps] 556 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,689 I believe there is a two-state solution, but this, this is beautiful. 557 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,775 So, uh... So what's the plan here? 558 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:42,027 Kick a hole in it? Drop a big rock on it? 559 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,863 Well, I got this pipe bomb I been savin' for Easter. 560 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:46,823 - Holy... - Shit! 561 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:49,534 - [moaning] - Oh, it's like grabbing my own ass. 562 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:52,412 Yeah, I got a nice big solid seat, don't I? 563 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:54,831 - Andrew! - [both gasp] 564 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,833 What the fuck is goin' on in here? 565 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:59,127 And why are you wearing Bubsie's wig? 566 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,421 - My newspapers! - Andrew, were you kissing your cousin? 567 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:04,299 Don't look at me! Everyone leave! Get amnesia! 568 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,425 [laughs] 569 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:07,177 Look at how shocked you all are. 570 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:09,596 Your pervert son groped my daughter! 571 00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:12,265 Hey, only I get to call my son a pervert. 572 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:13,767 Oh, yeah? Take that. 573 00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:16,728 Whoever wins gets the ultimate prize. My newspapers! 574 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:17,813 Come on, no shoes. 575 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:23,151 - Huh? - Ooh, dang! That's how you sink a boat! 576 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,569 Yes, it is. 577 00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:28,240 Huh? 578 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:33,120 - No fair strangling. - No, no, no! 579 00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,038 [yells] Stop it! 580 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:36,456 [screeches] 581 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:39,751 I'm hot, and I'm sweaty, 582 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,212 and life is too short for this shit! 583 00:23:44,297 --> 00:23:46,716 Sinkhole comin'. You better run, Romeo. 584 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,760 Marty, let go of your brother! 585 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,762 Andrew, let go of your cousin! 586 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:54,558 We are gettin' the hell outta this GD shithole 587 00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:56,059 with these terrible people! 588 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:58,562 Are you gonna let your wife talk to me that way? 589 00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:01,898 - My wife can do whatever she wants. - What? 590 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:05,152 'Cause she's one hot number six combo. 591 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:06,403 What the hell is that? 592 00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:08,864 General Tsao's chicken, with a spring roll, 593 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:10,699 and your choice of soft drink. 594 00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,659 Oh, Marty, that's your favorite. 595 00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,870 - No, you are. - Aww! 596 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:19,040 Andrew, let your cousin go! 597 00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,460 No, Cherry! 598 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,879 No, I didn't get to finish. 599 00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:28,425 Oh, no, it got me! 600 00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:32,637 We sank a boooooat! 601 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,056 Hey, guys, much like your ancestors, 602 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,780 I think we should get the hell out, not wait for the bread to rise. 603 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:39,311 He listened to my story. 604 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:41,229 Vamoose your caboose! All of you! 605 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,856 - [rumbling] - ♪ Gloria ♪ 606 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:44,524 Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. 607 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,109 Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. 608 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:47,944 Cherry! 609 00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:50,447 - Andrew, get in the car. - But I love her. 610 00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:54,117 - Gross, you're my cousin. - I know, I'm kidding, as if. 611 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:55,869 - [both grunt] - Floor it, Mr. Glouberman! 612 00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:01,458 - [screams] - Tidal wave! 613 00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:04,336 This day, we need to part the sea 614 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:08,215 Banshee, lend your power to me! 615 00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,300 [screeching] 616 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,303 [cackling] 617 00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:14,596 ♪ Gloria ♪ 618 00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:17,057 ♪ Gloria ♪ 619 00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:18,183 [chuckling] 620 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:24,231 First of all, I forgot my watch. 621 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:26,650 Second of all, I love ya, Barbara. 622 00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:29,236 [sighs] Let's go home, Marty. 623 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:31,029 I told you someone was gonna die. 624 00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:32,739 I didn't know everyone was gonna die. 625 00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:34,950 - Holy shit. - Did that just really happen? 626 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,409 No, cookie puss. 627 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:38,286 It's like the Bible, it's a metaphor. 628 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:39,704 A metaphor for what? 629 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:42,207 For Florida, baby. Hit it, Maury! 630 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:45,794 - ♪ Because anything goes in Florida ♪ - [horn honking] 631 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:48,421 ♪ Come on down and do your worst ♪ 632 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:52,133 ♪ Snort a rail off a dolphin Naked and a-golfin' ♪ 633 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,886 ♪ Chances are you won't be the first ♪ 634 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:57,138 ♪ Doin' anything, anywhere ♪ 635 00:25:57,222 --> 00:26:01,017 ♪ Any time in FLA ♪ 636 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,229 ♪ They got meth labs and Magic Kingdoms ♪ 637 00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:07,232 ♪ Titty bars and the KKK ♪ 638 00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:09,568 ♪ And when shit goes down ♪ 639 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:11,152 ♪ You can stand your ground ♪ 640 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,989 ♪ And blow your neighbor away ♪ 641 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:17,284 ♪ Because anything goes in Florida ♪ 642 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:20,161 ♪ Baby, let the good times roll ♪ 643 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:23,790 ♪ If there's a law, you can duck it If you catch it, you can fuck it ♪ 644 00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:26,585 ♪ It's America's glory hole ♪ 645 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,838 Haha. Good At Bizness. 646 00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:31,214 [kazoo plays] 647 00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:33,842 - Chirp. - Fathouse.