1 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:11,912 All right, my lady dudes. Time for soccer. [whistle blowing] 2 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,214 I love working with you, Miss Whistle. 3 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:17,676 I blow into your mouth, and you scream out your keister. 4 00:00:17,776 --> 00:00:18,885 [whistle blows, chuckles]... 5 00:00:18,985 --> 00:00:21,338 Banter. - Go Jesse! 6 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:24,057 Love you, Jelly Bean. - Guys! We're just warming up! 7 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:27,060 So your parents are here together. That's probably a good sign, right? 8 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,270 Oh, please. It's bullshit. 9 00:00:28,370 --> 00:00:30,689 My dad's living in the basement, my mom's dating a woman. 10 00:00:30,789 --> 00:00:33,150 Oh, okay. Argh! 11 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,944 I am playing it cool, but some of that is new information. 12 00:00:36,044 --> 00:00:38,405 This isn't even real soccer. - What? 'Cause they're girls? 13 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:42,909 Uh, yeah, sports are played by men, starving dogs, and juiced up horses. 14 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:45,954 I can't believe Jesse dumped you. - Oh no. That's fake news. 15 00:00:46,054 --> 00:00:48,156 What? - She didn't dump me. I dumped her. 16 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:49,291 Uh, Nick? 17 00:00:49,391 --> 00:00:50,500 [unzips]... 18 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,600 ...[Andrew] Whoa! 19 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:53,837 Boobs. - Boobs! 20 00:00:53,937 --> 00:00:55,505 [Andrew] Where did those come from? 21 00:00:55,605 --> 00:00:57,340 Below the neck... above the waist. - Boobs! 22 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:03,880 It's definitely them. - They're looking right at me. 23 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,807 [scoffs] Boys are so gross. 24 00:01:05,907 --> 00:01:10,103 Wow! That uniform is doing something different. 25 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:12,064 You're just doing exactly what they're doing. 26 00:01:12,164 --> 00:01:13,482 You're objectifying her. - Oh! 27 00:01:13,582 --> 00:01:15,692 But she looks really good, right? - Yeah. 28 00:01:15,792 --> 00:01:19,112 Those boobs! They're too awesome. Watch out! I'm coming in hard. 29 00:01:19,212 --> 00:01:20,822 Real hard! I'm going down! 30 00:01:20,922 --> 00:01:22,741 [crashes, grunts] 31 00:01:22,841 --> 00:01:24,034 I can't feel my legs. 32 00:01:24,134 --> 00:01:25,994 I have to go to the bathroom right now. 33 00:01:26,094 --> 00:01:28,038 Kill me. Somebody kill me. 34 00:01:28,138 --> 00:01:30,373 I don't want to live my life in a chair. 35 00:01:30,473 --> 00:01:38,803 It's not all bad.  You can do Disney world in an hour and a half. 36 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,079 MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS WITH MATTHEW 37 00:02:09,179 --> 00:02:10,372 Breaking news: 38 00:02:10,472 --> 00:02:13,166 Boob fever, which is not breast cancer, 39 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:14,835 is sweeping Bridgeton Middle School. 40 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:17,712 Patient zero is Gena Alvarez. 41 00:02:17,812 --> 00:02:21,049 Gena has tested positive for big tits. 42 00:02:21,149 --> 00:02:23,885 I took to the hallways to get some uninformed opinions. 43 00:02:23,985 --> 00:02:25,804 I wonder what the new girl's nipples look like. 44 00:02:25,904 --> 00:02:27,097 Um, she's not new. 45 00:02:27,197 --> 00:02:29,641 She's been going to school with us since first grade. 46 00:02:29,741 --> 00:02:31,935 They're probably the same color as her mouth, right? 47 00:02:32,035 --> 00:02:34,646 Nips match lips. That's what my brothers always say. [laughs] 48 00:02:34,746 --> 00:02:37,899 This might be controversial, but I'm gonna come out as pro boobs. 49 00:02:37,999 --> 00:02:39,734 They're a beautiful paradox, 50 00:02:39,834 --> 00:02:41,945 both weightless and heavy at the same time. 51 00:02:42,045 --> 00:02:45,365 I heard she has to wear two sports bras. 52 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:48,702 I would literally kill a man, a decent hard-working family man... 53 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,996 ...for the chance to touch those big mushy breasts. 54 00:02:51,096 --> 00:02:52,048 When does this air? 55 00:02:52,148 --> 00:02:54,207 Why is everybody so obsessed with boobs? 56 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:57,210 [laughs] I love them. I love them so much, 57 00:02:57,310 --> 00:03:00,297 'cause whistles, they're on strings, 58 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:02,507 so when you accidentally swallow 'em, 59 00:03:02,607 --> 00:03:05,582 you can yank 'em right back out. 60 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:08,722 [Gena groans]... 61 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:09,848 ...[door slams shut] - [sighs] 62 00:03:09,948 --> 00:03:11,725 My boobs don't even bounce when I run. 63 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:14,352 And your taters are growing in uneven. 64 00:03:14,452 --> 00:03:15,812 One's a Yukon Gold, 65 00:03:15,912 --> 00:03:17,439 one's a little fing-a-ling. - [door slams open]... 66 00:03:17,539 --> 00:03:20,442 ...[crying] Oh my God! You guys! DeVon broke up with me. 67 00:03:20,542 --> 00:03:23,820 Oh, holy heck. Another broken heart. That really stinks. 68 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:27,115 I'll bet he dumped me for Gina and her slutty boobs. 69 00:03:27,215 --> 00:03:29,201 Uh-- - Big boobs aren't even that great. 70 00:03:29,301 --> 00:03:30,785 Right, Lola? - Yeah. 71 00:03:30,885 --> 00:03:33,705 You know, my mom wrote me a check to get a breast reduction, 72 00:03:33,805 --> 00:03:37,334 but, I spent it on a Pretty Little Liars meet and greet. 73 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:40,712 That sounds like a good investment. Look, you should all calm down. 74 00:03:40,812 --> 00:03:42,172 We already live in a society... 75 00:03:42,272 --> 00:03:44,883 ...that fixates on the female form, and a psychologically-- 76 00:03:44,983 --> 00:03:47,802 Listen, decimating way to many young women. 77 00:03:47,902 --> 00:03:50,597 Boo, feminism. I am not with her. 78 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:52,474 Okay, well, anyway-- - [Lola] Magga. 79 00:03:52,574 --> 00:03:54,601 I read somewhere that no one likes their boobs. 80 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,436 I don't mind my boobs. - What boobs? 81 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:58,916 You're flatter than the earth, flat-so. 82 00:03:58,955 --> 00:04:00,565 What? - Lola! 83 00:04:00,665 --> 00:04:03,360 Actually, the earth is not flat. - Tell my pastor that. 84 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:05,779 Missy, I wish I didn't have to wear a bra. 85 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:07,656 What is that? An undershirt? 86 00:04:07,756 --> 00:04:10,408 It's Kirkland Signature. They also make water. 87 00:04:10,508 --> 00:04:11,409 That's sweet. 88 00:04:11,509 --> 00:04:15,330 You're actually very lucky to be totally completely flat. 89 00:04:15,430 --> 00:04:16,748 Boys will never bother you, 90 00:04:16,848 --> 00:04:19,042 'cause you know, there's nothing there, right? 91 00:04:19,142 --> 00:04:21,795 Uh... Yeah. I guess I am lucky. 92 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:24,998 I'm pretty actually lucky too, because, like, 93 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,959 remember the Pretty Little Liars meet and greet? 94 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,804 Gina? Ooh! She got such a bangin' body, bro. 95 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,555 You love her. You want to marry those boobs. 96 00:04:32,655 --> 00:04:34,891 I would 100% marry her boobs. 97 00:04:34,991 --> 00:04:38,061 It would be a tasteful ceremony. Catered, open bar, 98 00:04:38,161 --> 00:04:40,388 but wine and beer only. I'm not made of money. 99 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:42,857 I now pronounce you man and boobs. 100 00:04:42,957 --> 00:04:44,651 You may motorboat the bride. 101 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:45,694 Mazel tov! 102 00:04:45,794 --> 00:04:49,355 I love you so much. 103 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:51,941 Hey, look at me! I'm Gina. - Jay! 104 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,952 I have huge jugs. - Jay! 105 00:04:54,052 --> 00:04:55,453 I'm tucking my penis between my legs. 106 00:04:55,553 --> 00:04:58,623 I'm definitely not doing this again when I get home. [chuckles] 107 00:04:58,723 --> 00:05:00,709 You're pinching it so tight. 108 00:05:00,809 --> 00:05:02,627 Just kidding. I'm Jay now, guys. 109 00:05:02,727 --> 00:05:04,879 And my dick, whoo, feels amazing. 110 00:05:04,979 --> 00:05:06,965 All right boys, let's-- Oh no! 111 00:05:07,065 --> 00:05:08,800 There's a naked lady in here. 112 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:11,803 Did I walk into the triangle body locker room again? 113 00:05:11,903 --> 00:05:14,214 Coach Steve, that's Jay. - Jay's a naked lady? 114 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,132 What? No. 115 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:18,226 Have you never seen a naked woman before? 116 00:05:18,326 --> 00:05:20,228 It's on my to-do list. - What? 117 00:05:20,328 --> 00:05:22,105 Sorry, let's just fill in some blanks real quick. 118 00:05:22,205 --> 00:05:23,815 You're 47... - Yeah. 119 00:05:23,915 --> 00:05:25,942 ...but you never seen a naked woman. - No way! 120 00:05:26,042 --> 00:05:29,029 Let's put aside for just a moment that you are our sex ed teacher. 121 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:30,572 I'm your guy. - Coach Steve... 122 00:05:30,672 --> 00:05:32,490 ...have you ever had sex? - What? 123 00:05:32,590 --> 00:05:35,243 Of course not. I'm not a mommy or a daddy. 124 00:05:35,343 --> 00:05:36,911 Yeah, come on. What do I look like? 125 00:05:37,011 --> 00:05:39,748 You do know you can have sex without having a baby. 126 00:05:39,848 --> 00:05:41,624 Are you messing with me, Matthew? 127 00:05:41,724 --> 00:05:44,502 Oh, bless your heart, you un-sharpened pencil. 128 00:05:44,602 --> 00:05:46,212 Speaking of sharpened pencils, 129 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:50,541 Oh, boy. I might have to break off the tip. [grunts] 130 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:53,303 Ooh! I'm flat as a cheese board. 131 00:05:53,403 --> 00:05:55,013 Missy, if you're a cheese board, 132 00:05:55,113 --> 00:05:56,931 then I'd happily be the Manchego... 133 00:05:57,031 --> 00:05:59,351 ...and dried apricots that rest upon you. 134 00:05:59,451 --> 00:06:01,353 Oh, thanks, Nathan Fillion. 135 00:06:01,453 --> 00:06:03,188 That's very sweet of you to say. 136 00:06:03,288 --> 00:06:05,523 Ha! Too bad it's bullshit! - What? 137 00:06:05,623 --> 00:06:06,941 You look like a boy! - [gasps] 138 00:06:07,041 --> 00:06:11,029 Jeez Louise. Your chest is concave. It's like a spoon. 139 00:06:11,129 --> 00:06:13,448 My mom says I'm going to develop in my own time. 140 00:06:13,548 --> 00:06:15,742 Ha! You fell for that? - Holy heck! 141 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:17,118 You're ugly and stupid! 142 00:06:17,218 --> 00:06:19,537 My mom wouldn't lie to me. She's my best friend. 143 00:06:19,637 --> 00:06:22,031 Best friend? What a bleeping loser. 144 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:23,666 Your hope is embarrassing. 145 00:06:23,766 --> 00:06:25,877 Don't listen to her, Missy. I find your hope winning. 146 00:06:25,977 --> 00:06:27,253 What do you know, Fillion? 147 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:29,881 You're just a sex symbol for nerds and geriatrics. 148 00:06:29,981 --> 00:06:32,133 Gasp! - And you have way more hair... 149 00:06:32,233 --> 00:06:34,302 ...than you really need. - Do I? I've wondered that before. 150 00:06:34,402 --> 00:06:36,596 You make me sick. - Oh! You're really mean. 151 00:06:36,696 --> 00:06:39,641 I'm honest! Take a hard look in the mirror, lady. 152 00:06:39,741 --> 00:06:43,478 You look like an understuffed scarecrow in those Baby Gap overalls. 153 00:06:43,578 --> 00:06:46,940 I'm just more focused on function than fashion... I guess. 154 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:47,783 News flash: 155 00:06:47,883 --> 00:06:50,860 Nobody wants to see that bummer of a body. 156 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,946 Holy Schnikes. - Cover it up, you sock puppet. 157 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:54,739 Maybe I should. - Do you have one... 158 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:57,367 ...in size big boy fatty barrel-chest fatso? 159 00:06:57,467 --> 00:06:58,451 It's for a friend. 160 00:06:58,551 --> 00:06:59,661 [plates clattering] 161 00:06:59,761 --> 00:07:01,496 So, how's Jesse holding up? 162 00:07:01,596 --> 00:07:03,665 I cannot believe she ran away with Jay. 163 00:07:03,765 --> 00:07:05,083 It's a real cry for help. 164 00:07:05,183 --> 00:07:07,919 Remember when Judd ran away and then came back a week later? 165 00:07:08,019 --> 00:07:10,046 How do you know I'm the original Judd? [laughs] 166 00:07:10,146 --> 00:07:12,257 If you were an impostor, I'd love you even more. 167 00:07:12,357 --> 00:07:14,843 I'm pretty sure Jesse's fine. We've been focused on... 168 00:07:14,943 --> 00:07:16,678 ...[chuckles] some other things. 169 00:07:16,778 --> 00:07:18,805 Two things in particular. - [both giggling] 170 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:20,557 What are you little perverts talking about? 171 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:22,383 Oh, it's nothing. 172 00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:25,603 There's this new girl at school. - Well, she's not new. 173 00:07:25,703 --> 00:07:27,564 But let's just say her body is. 174 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:28,773 [both giggling] 175 00:07:28,873 --> 00:07:31,443 Hey, we're talking tits? Sorry I'm late. Traffic was terrible. 176 00:07:31,543 --> 00:07:33,236 But you had time to stop for coffee. 177 00:07:33,336 --> 00:07:35,155 Joke's on you. I brought this from home. 178 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:36,156 So what-- - I reused the cup. 179 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,073 Now, hold on. 180 00:07:37,173 --> 00:07:39,993 You boys don't just like this girl for her body, do you? 181 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:42,745 No. - No, she has a nice face, too. 182 00:07:42,845 --> 00:07:44,247 Have you even spoken to her? 183 00:07:44,347 --> 00:07:45,623 Yes, Leah. 184 00:07:45,723 --> 00:07:47,625 I've spoken to her. - [sneezes] 185 00:07:47,725 --> 00:07:50,495 Hey, if you're sick, you know, just stay home. 186 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:54,174 Okay, let's say I do like her breasts. I mean, what's wrong with that? 187 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:57,010 [sighs] Well, there's nothing wrong with it per se. 188 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:59,179 I mean, even I can appreciate a nice set of boobs. 189 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:00,847 [spits] - Ah! 190 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:03,349 This is vodka. - Listen, you want me sharp or what? 191 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:05,101 But it's how you guys are talking about it. 192 00:08:05,201 --> 00:08:08,104 I'm sorry, you look at boobs, like, in a lesbian way? 193 00:08:08,204 --> 00:08:09,189 No. 194 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:12,609 [chuckling] - Women just admire each other's bodies... 195 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,694 ...in a way that men don't. - Exactly. 196 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:17,238 Andrew, I think the mother and the sister are about to fuck. 197 00:08:17,338 --> 00:08:20,533 Do you not know their names? We're over here all the time. 198 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:23,953 Sorry, yes. Lexi and Rita are about to fuck. 199 00:08:24,053 --> 00:08:26,956 So, I just want to clarify. It's okay for us to like boobs? 200 00:08:27,056 --> 00:08:30,335 Yes, but you can't treat a woman like her boobs are all she is. 201 00:08:30,435 --> 00:08:33,379 And if you're really interested in this girl, get to know her. 202 00:08:33,479 --> 00:08:36,007 Uh-huh. Get to know her. Perhaps I shall. 203 00:08:36,107 --> 00:08:38,760 Argh! Don't say it like that, Dr. Tiny. 204 00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:40,586 You know, I just realized something. 205 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:44,265 Every single person at this table has had Diane's breasts in their mouth. 206 00:08:44,365 --> 00:08:45,600 Well-- - Except for you, Andrew. 207 00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:48,353 All right, now Marcus is inviting you to suck Rita's tits. 208 00:08:48,453 --> 00:08:49,637 What? - Oh, Andrew. 209 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:52,565 Why can't we live with the Borks? - You think their last name is Bork? 210 00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:54,526 Yeah. Licorice Bork. 211 00:08:54,626 --> 00:08:56,727 [doorbell rings]... 212 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:57,737 ...[door opens]... 213 00:08:57,837 --> 00:09:01,074 ...[woman] Hey, Shannie! Oh, wow! Your hair looks great. 214 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:03,660 Thanks. I tried flat iron, but... 215 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,287 Hey! I thought you were gonna wear that blue top that we got? 216 00:09:06,387 --> 00:09:08,748 From the Rachel Maddow line at Ross Dress For Less? 217 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:10,917 Yeah, maybe I should. This top kind of... 218 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:13,086 If you want to. - ...makes me look short-necked. 219 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:14,629 [chuckles] - Well, your word, not mine. 220 00:09:14,729 --> 00:09:16,172 I'm gonna go change. I'll be right back. 221 00:09:16,272 --> 00:09:17,966 Yeah, just wear the blue one. - What the hell? 222 00:09:18,066 --> 00:09:20,301 When has my mom ever cared about what she looks like? 223 00:09:20,401 --> 00:09:23,096 You know it's all her fault. 224 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,847 Oh, hey, Jesse. 225 00:09:24,947 --> 00:09:26,391 Hello, Dina. 226 00:09:26,491 --> 00:09:28,601 Good. Use her name against her. 227 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:32,438 Look, I know that this must be tough for you. I get that. 228 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:34,691 I hope that one day we can be friends, yeah? 229 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:38,361 Friends? I'd rather take a two week cruise on a diaper barge... 230 00:09:38,461 --> 00:09:41,364 ...than be friends with this skank. - Friends. Sure. 231 00:09:41,464 --> 00:09:43,032 Great. - Bitch, bye. 232 00:09:43,132 --> 00:09:44,284 S.S. DIAPER BARGE... 233 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:48,029 ...[grunts] Why do baby doodie smell so sweet? 234 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:51,332 Still better than hanging out with Cantor Dina! 235 00:09:51,432 --> 00:09:52,834 IF YOU'RE SICK, JUST STAY HOME... 236 00:09:52,934 --> 00:09:55,295 I think I'm gonna talk to Gena at lunch. - What? 237 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:56,504 You're gonna talk to her? 238 00:09:56,604 --> 00:09:59,591 You want to borrow the cardigan I carry around to cover my boners? 239 00:09:59,691 --> 00:10:01,009 What are we talking? Boners? [exhales]... 240 00:10:01,109 --> 00:10:03,845 'Cause I've got one right now, and it's tucked between my legs. 241 00:10:03,945 --> 00:10:07,098 I am full-on Jaying off right here in public... 242 00:10:07,198 --> 00:10:09,684 ...and no one can tell! [laughs]... 243 00:10:09,784 --> 00:10:11,269 ...[door opens] - [Hormone hums] 244 00:10:11,369 --> 00:10:13,146 Missy, are you okay? You're never late. 245 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,648 To be candid, Jesse, I'm gross and flat, 246 00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:16,858 and my body's disgusting. 247 00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:19,068 What? Missy-- - Might as well admit it. 248 00:10:19,168 --> 00:10:22,188 Is this because of what Devin said? - No. It's just... [sighs]... 249 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,616 I finally took a hard look in the mirror. - Oh, Missy... 250 00:10:24,716 --> 00:10:26,576 That's right, gross-o! Preach! 251 00:10:26,676 --> 00:10:27,952 Now, put up your hood, 252 00:10:28,052 --> 00:10:30,747 so people don't have to see your weird pepperoni ears, 253 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:35,097 you ugly fudgling. - [sighs deeply] 254 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,795 Hey, Mr. Eliezer, some of the kids was saying... 255 00:10:37,895 --> 00:10:40,673 ...that you can have sex without having a baby. 256 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:43,051 Yeah? - Have you ever had sex? 257 00:10:43,151 --> 00:10:44,719 [sighs] Of course, Steve. 258 00:10:44,819 --> 00:10:47,472 I used to help book a live storytelling series. 259 00:10:47,572 --> 00:10:49,015 I've had sex. Everyone has. 260 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:51,851 Even the kids? - No, the grown-ups. 261 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:55,730 Hold on. You're telling me that all the grown-ups are just going around... 262 00:10:55,830 --> 00:10:57,815 ...doing the hoochie poochie with each other? 263 00:10:57,915 --> 00:11:00,276 If that's sex, then yeah. 264 00:11:00,376 --> 00:11:02,612 Mr. Eliezer, I'm going to confide in you... 265 00:11:02,712 --> 00:11:04,113 I'd rather you didn't. - ...because you're my best friend. 266 00:11:04,213 --> 00:11:06,115 No, I'm not. - I've never done sex. 267 00:11:06,215 --> 00:11:09,285 That actually makes a tremendous amount of sense. 268 00:11:09,385 --> 00:11:11,954 What do you do? Do you just masturbate constantly? 269 00:11:12,054 --> 00:11:13,748 Well, I ground the pepper once, 270 00:11:13,848 --> 00:11:16,000 but my peanut got all bent. - What? 271 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:19,212 It looked like when someone lifts a dachshund from the middle, you know? 272 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,506 [grunts] I don't... Wow! 273 00:11:21,606 --> 00:11:22,840 Come on, you're my best friend. 274 00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:25,968 So then, what, do you just have a lot of wet dreams? 275 00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:27,428 You mean sheet sneezes? 276 00:11:27,528 --> 00:11:30,014 Yeah, cause, you know, sometimes I do bed wet thick. 277 00:11:30,114 --> 00:11:31,474 I can't believe you're a teacher. 278 00:11:31,574 --> 00:11:33,017 I'm the sex ed teacher. - Oh, no. 279 00:11:33,117 --> 00:11:34,644 Oh yeah, best friend. 280 00:11:34,744 --> 00:11:37,346 Bye, see you later. I'm going to choir. - Bye! 281 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:39,107 Okay, I'm going to get to know Gina. 282 00:11:39,207 --> 00:11:41,526 And I'm gonna look her in the eyes because she's more than just boobs. 283 00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:44,487 Hey, Gina... [chuckles] Can I honk your horns? 284 00:11:44,587 --> 00:11:46,989 Guys, I asked Gena to honk her horns. 285 00:11:47,089 --> 00:11:49,951 Hey, don't listen to him. I saw him sucking on a battery once. 286 00:11:50,051 --> 00:11:52,453 He was probably wetting it down to shove it up his butt. 287 00:11:52,553 --> 00:11:54,080 [laughs] Very funny. 288 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,666 Shoving it like a kicker in the shin. 289 00:11:56,766 --> 00:11:57,709 Jesus Christ. 290 00:11:57,809 --> 00:11:59,293 Oh, what's this? 291 00:11:59,393 --> 00:12:02,538 Hey! Hey! What are you gonna do? 292 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:05,583 Is this weird bench that's connected to the table taken? 293 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:06,676 No. 294 00:12:06,776 --> 00:12:10,054 Great. I can plop down. - Okay? 295 00:12:10,154 --> 00:12:12,557 I usually sit on the side of the cafeteria. It's nice. 296 00:12:12,657 --> 00:12:14,350 You can really see staircase three from here. 297 00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:16,477 Yeah. It's a great view. 298 00:12:16,577 --> 00:12:17,895 Yeah, it's really nice. 299 00:12:17,995 --> 00:12:20,815 Anyway, great work on the soccer pitch the other day. 300 00:12:20,915 --> 00:12:23,484 Thanks. You know, in Europe they call it foosball. 301 00:12:23,584 --> 00:12:26,237 That's a really good Coach Steve impression. 302 00:12:26,337 --> 00:12:28,072 You know, you're my best friend. 303 00:12:28,172 --> 00:12:31,826 Oh, yeah, you know what? 'Cause you're my best friend, so... 304 00:12:31,926 --> 00:12:34,162 Wow! Your Coach Steve is like weirdly perfect. 305 00:12:34,262 --> 00:12:36,456 You know, I spend a lot of time with him, 306 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,167 since, I'm the starting point guard on the basketball team. 307 00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:41,169 Yeah, I've seen you play. - Oh, really? 308 00:12:41,269 --> 00:12:43,045 You're like a little Muggsy Bogues. - Well, you know, 309 00:12:43,145 --> 00:12:45,256 Muggsy Bogues is already pretty little, but... [clears throat] 310 00:12:45,356 --> 00:12:47,925 Thanks. It's very weird that you know 90s basketball. 311 00:12:48,025 --> 00:12:49,302 My brothers are obsessed with it. 312 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:52,555 My brother, interestingly enough, is obsessed with dissecting fetal pigs. 313 00:12:52,655 --> 00:12:55,516 Please do not bring up science. That class is killing me. 314 00:12:55,616 --> 00:12:58,728 Maybe I can help. I don't want to brag, but I am getting a low B, so... 315 00:12:58,828 --> 00:13:01,147 ...[grunts] I'm like a full C. - Mm-hmm. 316 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,983 Grab! Flop 'em around! 317 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,476 What's this? 318 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:09,989 Nick is so lucky, breathing the same air as those perfect tits. 319 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:14,243 I can't believe he can just walk up to those boobs and then say things. 320 00:13:14,343 --> 00:13:17,079 Just spitball, but maybe we should study together. 321 00:13:17,179 --> 00:13:19,123 Tomorrow after school? - All right! 322 00:13:19,223 --> 00:13:21,042 Study hang sesh! Super duper. 323 00:13:21,142 --> 00:13:23,211 As long as you bring your butt batteries. 324 00:13:23,311 --> 00:13:26,172 [laughing] This is very... I was not expecting this. 325 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:29,634 I'd love to get a face full of milk from those dairy cannons. 326 00:13:29,734 --> 00:13:31,177 God, Jay. - Come on, Jesse. 327 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,179 I never got to breast feed. - How would you guys like it... 328 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,472 ...if girls looked at your dicks all the time? 329 00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:36,557 That would be awesome. Here's four of them. 330 00:13:36,657 --> 00:13:39,477 Don't worry. They're not fighting. This is how they play. 331 00:13:39,577 --> 00:13:41,020 [chuckles[ Jesse, it's different. 332 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,472 Penises are ugly, but boobs... 333 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:45,525 Boobs are beautiful. Big, round... - Argh! 334 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,901 Yeah. - Bounce, bounce,   bounce. 335 00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:49,737 But why are guys so obsessed with them? - Obsessed? 336 00:13:49,837 --> 00:13:52,240 We're interested. We appreciate breasts. 337 00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:54,575 'Cause they're big and mushy. - Big, warm and soft. 338 00:13:54,675 --> 00:13:57,203 And we want to stick our dicks betwixt those tits. 339 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,663 God, we really do, don't we? 340 00:13:58,763 --> 00:14:00,790 Remember when Lars had a seizure, 341 00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:04,210 and Summer DiLorenzo bent over to see if he was okay? 342 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:05,336 Like it was yesterday. 343 00:14:05,436 --> 00:14:07,255 [Hormone] You could see right down her shirt... 344 00:14:07,355 --> 00:14:09,257 ...[Andrew] All the way to heaven. 345 00:14:09,357 --> 00:14:12,332 [voice echos] Heaven! Heaven! 346 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,858 [gasps] 347 00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:15,972 My God. 348 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:20,852 [Hormone] Behold, the peaks and valleys of the female breast, nature herself. 349 00:14:20,952 --> 00:14:24,063 [Andrew gasps] - Heaving with life, calling to you. 350 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,482 A world unto their own. 351 00:14:26,582 --> 00:14:29,485 The way they move two by two. - [Andrew] Look at them. 352 00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:31,937 Undulating. - They're so majestic. 353 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,322 Surrender to them. 354 00:14:33,422 --> 00:14:35,908 Now feel how soft they are. - [moans] Soft. 355 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:38,828 How they ache for your touch. - I'm home. 356 00:14:38,928 --> 00:14:41,405 I'm home. 357 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,624 Andrew! What are you doing? - [Andrew moaning] 358 00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:46,252 Yeah, what are you doing, you weirdo? 359 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:49,338 What? No, I wasn't at home in the field of the boobs. 360 00:14:49,438 --> 00:14:51,799 Ew, you guys are obsessed with boobs. 361 00:14:51,899 --> 00:14:54,927 This is exactly why Missy feels shitty for not having them. 362 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,221 She does? - Yeah, we all do. 363 00:14:57,321 --> 00:14:59,891 No! My backpack! 364 00:14:59,991 --> 00:15:01,592 [Andrew grunts] - Andrew, man! 365 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:05,146 My backpack! - You can't touch his backpack. 366 00:15:05,246 --> 00:15:07,231 That's like his one rule! 367 00:15:07,331 --> 00:15:10,401 Oh, God! No one can tell I'm coming! 368 00:15:10,501 --> 00:15:12,361 They're actually very good guys. 369 00:15:12,461 --> 00:15:13,779 Kid beat the shit out of you. 370 00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:16,991 Jesse's right. I'm out of control. What is it about these boobs? 371 00:15:17,091 --> 00:15:19,285 Behold, the peaks and valleys-- 372 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:22,330 No, stop painting pictures. I feel like a pervert. 373 00:15:22,430 --> 00:15:25,065 So what? You like boobs. That's natural. 374 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,243 [grunts] - [Andrew sighs] 375 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,244 You see that? 376 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,464 I don't want to make girls feel weird about their bodies. 377 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:32,590 Especially Missy. 378 00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:35,343 I honestly don't think we can continue working together. 379 00:15:35,443 --> 00:15:37,720 I can't be horny and still be a decent guy? 380 00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:40,890 Look, as his holiness, the Dalai Lama once told me, 381 00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:45,427 you have enough blood to fill your heart or your shvantz. Not both. 382 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,772 How can these girls be our age? 383 00:15:47,872 --> 00:15:50,483 They're all so gorgeous. Must be nice. 384 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,569 Look at that booty and those bazoombas! Pow pow! 385 00:15:53,669 --> 00:15:57,531 Aw! And she misses her dog 'cause she's on vacation. 386 00:15:57,631 --> 00:16:00,368 Okay, I admit some of these girls are kind of pretty, 387 00:16:00,468 --> 00:16:03,204 but my mom says real beauty is on the inside. 388 00:16:03,304 --> 00:16:05,164 So is your colon, and that's packed with crap. 389 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:06,624 [sighs] I don't know. 390 00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:08,834 Missy, the important thing is we are smart... 391 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,754 ...and we know who we are. - You're a couple of ugly nerds! 392 00:16:11,854 --> 00:16:12,922 I wanna believe you, Jesse... 393 00:16:13,022 --> 00:16:15,424 ...but, I don't think boys care that we're smart. 394 00:16:15,524 --> 00:16:18,970 [sighs] I know. - I wanna be hot and dumb. 395 00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:20,179 [door opens] - Girls? 396 00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:22,556 I've been eavesdropping long enough, 397 00:16:22,656 --> 00:16:25,977 and hearing you bad mouth your bodies is making me nuts. 398 00:16:26,077 --> 00:16:27,561 There's some place I want to take you. 399 00:16:27,661 --> 00:16:29,814 I don't wanna go to that organic carrot farm. Argh! 400 00:16:29,914 --> 00:16:32,650 I was actually thinking of someplace else. 401 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,151 Mom! - And before you ask, 402 00:16:34,251 --> 00:16:37,229 no, it's not the Macadamia sanctuary. 403 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,573 I mean, she is funny. She's really pretty. 404 00:16:39,673 --> 00:16:42,535 Is she smart? Does she know who she is? - What? 405 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:46,539 I don't know. It's the new ad campaign for Ross Dress For Less. 406 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,000 She does want to study together. - Hey, that's great! 407 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,961 Finally, the rich white boy catches a break! [laughs] 408 00:16:52,061 --> 00:16:54,380 Yeah, but now I don't know what to do. I don't want to blow it, dude. 409 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,716 Let me tell you a little Duke-y secret... 410 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,175 ...when it comes to the ladies. - Okay. 411 00:16:58,275 --> 00:17:00,052 You ready for this, Nicolai? - I guess. 412 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:01,303 The secret is... 413 00:17:01,403 --> 00:17:03,347 ...[hums]... 414 00:17:03,447 --> 00:17:05,891 Listen. - Listen? That's the big secret? 415 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:09,145 When they speak, listen to the words they say. 416 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,981 And for extra credit, retain the details... 417 00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:15,067 ...and drop them in at a later date to prove you were listening! 418 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,820 Oh! - It's shockingly effective! Ha-ha! 419 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,614 So I shouldn't just spout facts so she knows I'm smart? 420 00:17:20,714 --> 00:17:21,699 Apparently not. 421 00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:25,411 It took me a lifetime to realize that women, get this: 422 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,913 Just want to be treated like human beings. 423 00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,832 [laughs] - Human beings, huh? 424 00:17:29,932 --> 00:17:31,083 Wow! - I'll try that. 425 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:32,960 ♪ Oh, listen to the ladies ♪... 426 00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:36,213 ...♪ And you'll be rolling around In a big field of titties ♪... 427 00:17:36,313 --> 00:17:37,882 ...♪ But don't trust the titties ♪... 428 00:17:37,982 --> 00:17:41,260 ...♪ The nipples are tiny cameras ♪ 429 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,845 DEEP QUEENS SELF STORAGE 430 00:17:42,945 --> 00:17:46,515 Oh, I love you so much, Miss Whistle. 431 00:17:46,615 --> 00:17:49,852 You're always around my neck. Even all the time. 432 00:17:49,952 --> 00:17:52,513 [kisses] - [whistle blows] 433 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,149 Uh-oh. I bed wet thick again. 434 00:17:55,249 --> 00:17:56,942 That whistle have you thirsty? 435 00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:58,986 Hey, Rick, it's not weird that I haven't, 436 00:17:59,086 --> 00:18:01,614 you know, done sex yet, right? 437 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:05,034 I blame myself. I'm a bad hormone monster, man. 438 00:18:05,134 --> 00:18:07,953 No, you're the man, Rick. - No, you're the man, Steve! 439 00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:09,613 Wait, stop the clock. 440 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,875 Is it possible that neither of us is the man? 441 00:18:12,975 --> 00:18:14,168 Oh, man. 442 00:18:14,268 --> 00:18:16,962 No, man. You're the man. Take a look around. 443 00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:21,342 I don't know. Maybe it's time I sheet sneezed into a woman. 444 00:18:21,442 --> 00:18:24,261 Yeah, bring a lady back to your dope pad. 445 00:18:24,361 --> 00:18:26,555 [bang] - Holy pope! 446 00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:30,101 [Steve] Uh-oh, smells like they're dropping us on the diaper barge again. 447 00:18:30,201 --> 00:18:34,471 [Rick] What are you gonna do? - Buster, I'm gonna smell those diapers. 448 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,732 Mom, do we have to be naked? 449 00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:38,943 Well that's the whole point, sweetie. 450 00:18:39,043 --> 00:18:42,696 This is a Korean spa where all women can feel comfortable in the nude. 451 00:18:42,796 --> 00:18:45,783 Still, I think I prefer to keep my robe--... 452 00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:48,494 ...[exclaims] I was not ready for this. 453 00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:50,871 And now I'm fine. - You can't take off your robe. 454 00:18:50,971 --> 00:18:55,251 You look like a busted Smeagol, you flat-chested beanpole ass bitch! 455 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:58,754 Mom, I know I shouldn't care so much and I'm really sorry to disappoint you, 456 00:18:58,854 --> 00:19:01,423 but I just don't want anyone to see my weird body. 457 00:19:01,523 --> 00:19:03,884 That's bull-honkey. - Mom, language! 458 00:19:03,984 --> 00:19:06,595 I'm sorry, but your body is gorgeous. 459 00:19:06,695 --> 00:19:09,548 Just like all the women in here. Look around. 460 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:13,644 Wowsie woo! There sure are a lot of bare naked ladies in here. 461 00:19:13,744 --> 00:19:16,388 Hot diggity damn. 462 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,983 Look at this cornucopia of flesh. 463 00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,526 You see, girls? 464 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:23,445 Being comfortable in your body is beautiful. 465 00:19:23,545 --> 00:19:26,949 [Hormone] Maybe she's right. - Oh my goodness. 466 00:19:27,049 --> 00:19:28,650 Maybe... 467 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,953 ...♪ Every tushy is a snowflake ♪... 468 00:19:31,053 --> 00:19:33,238 ...♪ Every nipple is a star ♪... 469 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,332 ...♪ Every curve and swerve is beautiful ♪... 470 00:19:35,432 --> 00:19:37,835 ...♪ Every stretch mark, every scar ♪... 471 00:19:37,935 --> 00:19:40,421 ...♪ We're smorgasbord of gorgeousness ♪... 472 00:19:40,521 --> 00:19:42,581 ...♪ No two of us the same ♪... 473 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,508 ...♪ God made us in Her image ♪... 474 00:19:44,608 --> 00:19:48,433 ...♪ And that girl ain't got no shame ♪... 475 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,431 ...♪ I love my body ♪... 476 00:19:50,531 --> 00:19:52,516 ...♪ I love it all ♪... 477 00:19:52,616 --> 00:19:56,970 ...♪ Every wrinkle, pimple, dimple Big or small ♪... 478 00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,106 ...♪ My booty is a beauty ♪... 479 00:19:59,206 --> 00:20:01,108 ...♪ My boobs a work of art ♪... 480 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:03,027 ...♪ My love handles my bat wings ♪♪... 481 00:20:03,127 --> 00:20:07,887 ...♪ I love every single part ♪... 482 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,410 ...♪ Cellulite and knobby knees ♪... 483 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,495 ...♪ Ittie-bitties and double D's ♪... 484 00:20:13,595 --> 00:20:15,331 ...♪ Skinny legs and thunder thighs ♪... 485 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,541 ...♪ Areolas of every shape and size ♪... 486 00:20:17,641 --> 00:20:19,668 ...♪ Innies, outies, easties, westies ♪... 487 00:20:19,768 --> 00:20:21,754 ...♪ Parts I only show my besties ♪... 488 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,839 ...♪ Both big and tiny tush ♪... 489 00:20:23,939 --> 00:20:27,134 ...♪ Bikini wax and full on bush ♪... 490 00:20:27,234 --> 00:20:29,178 ...♪ We love our body ♪... 491 00:20:29,278 --> 00:20:30,971 ...♪ We want the world to know ♪... 492 00:20:31,071 --> 00:20:35,342 ...♪ Every inch from frizzy hair To crooked toe ♪... 493 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,519 ...♪ Every belly flat or round ♪... 494 00:20:37,619 --> 00:20:39,972 ...♪ Every butthole bleached or brown ♪... 495 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,566 ...♪ Tiny topless monkey junky funky ♪... 496 00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:44,318 ...♪ Short and tall ♪... 497 00:20:44,418 --> 00:20:47,454 ...♪ We love it all ♪... 498 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,157 ...[laughs] That's laughable! 499 00:20:50,257 --> 00:20:52,993 Just because these women are okay with their gross bodies, 500 00:20:53,093 --> 00:20:55,996 doesn't mean you get to be. Get a grip, flat Stanley. 501 00:20:56,096 --> 00:20:57,948 You know what, Mirror Missy? 502 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:01,377 Why don't you just go fudge yourself! You fudging... 503 00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:03,170 ...[pants] 504 00:21:03,270 --> 00:21:04,255 Cunt! 505 00:21:04,355 --> 00:21:07,207 [gasps] Mamma mia! 506 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:11,557 [muffled voice] I'm melting! 507 00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:14,798 ♪ We love it all ♪... 508 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:16,267 ...[Dina] Jesse, is that you? 509 00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:18,560 Cantor Dina? - I love that you're here. 510 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:21,897 Good gravy! Her body is insane! 511 00:21:21,997 --> 00:21:24,608 It's like the universe just bringing us together, you know? 512 00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:27,695 No wonder your mama was worried about getting short-necked. 513 00:21:27,795 --> 00:21:29,571 We should get your mom to come. 514 00:21:29,671 --> 00:21:32,157 The three of us can have a girl's day. 515 00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:34,493 Fun. - That body make a girl gay. 516 00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:36,445 In fact, it did, right? 517 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,998 We get it, Dina, you look good naked. Congrats. 518 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,532 Jesse... 519 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:41,959 Wow! Thank you. [chuckles] 520 00:21:42,059 --> 00:21:44,962 It's really a combination of meditation, soul cycle... 521 00:21:45,062 --> 00:21:47,131 I wasn't trying to be nice. - Eating carob-- 522 00:21:47,231 --> 00:21:49,300 I don't wanna be friends with you. 523 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,553 Oh, okay. - I just want you to leave me alone. 524 00:21:52,653 --> 00:21:55,973 Wow! Why I do all my girlfriends' daughters hate me? Oh well. 525 00:21:56,073 --> 00:22:00,594 Hey, Mom? I just want to say, thanks for not getting tempted by a vixen. 526 00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,938 [sighs] It's so much easier to study in the library. 527 00:22:03,038 --> 00:22:04,356 My place is so crazy. 528 00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:06,525 'Cause of your two brothers who like 90's basketball? 529 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,360 Good memory. - I listened. 530 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:09,653 You listen. - Yeah. 531 00:22:09,753 --> 00:22:11,530 She smells good. Bite her hand. 532 00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:13,949 What's this? Hey. - Is it a treat? 533 00:22:14,049 --> 00:22:16,735 A treat for me? 534 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:17,786 [cell phone vibrates]... 535 00:22:17,886 --> 00:22:18,704 Ah! - What? 536 00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:20,539 Nothing. - What do you mean, nothing? Tell me. 537 00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:21,749 Can you keep a secret? - I don't know. 538 00:22:21,849 --> 00:22:23,709 Promise? - I promise I'll keep it a secret. 539 00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:25,627 I haven't told anyone about Andrew's milk baths. 540 00:22:25,727 --> 00:22:26,754 He has them for his eczema. 541 00:22:26,854 --> 00:22:28,547 I shouldn't have just said that. Just tell me the secret. 542 00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:31,300 Okay. I guess, like, 543 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,635 DeVon and Devin broke up. - Really? 544 00:22:33,735 --> 00:22:37,765 And I guess it's because DeVon maybe likes me now? 545 00:22:37,865 --> 00:22:38,724 Huh. - Yeah. 546 00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:40,726 How does it make you feel? 547 00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:41,894 Excited. - Really? 548 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:44,146 Yeah, I mean, 'cause it's DeVon. I mean, come on. [chuckles]... 549 00:22:44,246 --> 00:22:45,981 Yeah. - I always kind of liked him. 550 00:22:46,081 --> 00:22:48,233 I guess so. I mean, I get it. You know, he's DeVon. 551 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,152 He's cool. He's funny. He's... - Yeah. 552 00:22:50,252 --> 00:22:51,528 ...totally black. - What? 553 00:22:51,628 --> 00:22:52,738 What? - Say it louder. 554 00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:54,823 She didn't hear your race comment. 555 00:22:54,923 --> 00:22:57,659 I said, 'That's great.' I'm really happy for you. 556 00:22:57,759 --> 00:22:59,870 Yeah, although it is kind of weird, 557 00:22:59,970 --> 00:23:01,538 'cause he never really talked to me before. 558 00:23:01,638 --> 00:23:03,123 That is weird, isn't it? - Yeah. 559 00:23:03,223 --> 00:23:06,794 It makes you think a little bit, right? Like what are his intentions, right? 560 00:23:06,894 --> 00:23:10,672 Sorry, where were we? - You were talking about DeVon being black, 561 00:23:10,772 --> 00:23:13,133 and you were saying it to a Latin girl. 562 00:23:13,233 --> 00:23:16,336 Ah, great recap. - Hey, you gotta listen. 563 00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:18,639 [girls giggling] 564 00:23:18,739 --> 00:23:20,808 Missy? What are you doing? 565 00:23:20,908 --> 00:23:24,353 What? It's just a body, you guys, and I am owning it. 566 00:23:24,453 --> 00:23:28,482 Yeah. Being comfortable in your body makes you beautiful they say. 567 00:23:28,582 --> 00:23:30,442 Sing it! - Oh my God. 568 00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:32,194 Did your moms tell you that? 569 00:23:32,294 --> 00:23:35,531 I bet they're on that website, Ugly Girls are Pretty Too. 570 00:23:35,631 --> 00:23:38,700 But they aren't, are they, Lola? - No, they're not. 571 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,702 Missy, I think we need to remember... 572 00:23:40,802 --> 00:23:43,789 ...that not everyone went to the Korean spa. 573 00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:45,749 I wanna be really body positive. It's just that--... 574 00:23:45,849 --> 00:23:48,502 I see what you're saying. - Yeah, I'm kind of directly saying, 575 00:23:48,602 --> 00:23:50,045 like, put your clothes on. - You want me to put my shirt on. 576 00:23:50,145 --> 00:23:53,090 Yeah. I really am not comfortable with subtext. 577 00:23:53,190 --> 00:23:54,216 [door opens]... 578 00:23:54,316 --> 00:23:55,509 Hi, Missy. - Hey, Andrew. 579 00:23:55,609 --> 00:23:58,095 I just want to apologize if I made you feel weird. 580 00:23:58,195 --> 00:23:59,179 Oh! Uh... 581 00:23:59,279 --> 00:24:01,306 I have literally no idea what you're talking about. 582 00:24:01,406 --> 00:24:03,475 Our bodies, they're changing. - Right. 583 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,811 And if the way boys look at girls makes you uncomfortable, 584 00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:08,188 then I'm sorry. - Well, that's very sweet--... 585 00:24:08,288 --> 00:24:10,482 'Cause I'm just trying to be a good guy, Missy. 586 00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:11,817 But it's hard. - Oh, okay, well-- 587 00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:14,528 It's hard in today's world. Everyone's on their screens... 588 00:24:14,628 --> 00:24:17,781 ...and everything's moving a mile a minute. I guess what I'm trying to say is, 589 00:24:17,881 --> 00:24:19,575 if neither of us is married in three years, 590 00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:22,527 should we just get hitched? - Um... 591 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:25,080 I... - I'll take that as a soft no. 592 00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:26,707 I think,  Gena likes DeVon. 593 00:24:26,807 --> 00:24:29,001 I think I just proposed to Missy. 594 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:32,463 I think I've cheesed my jeans 11 times today, 595 00:24:32,563 --> 00:24:35,591 but I'm going for a record 13. 596 00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:38,835 [high-pitched voice] Oh, God! 597 00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:40,212 [rock music playing]... 598 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,722 Hey, Jess. - What? 599 00:24:41,822 --> 00:24:43,432 Please take off your headphones. - Argh! 600 00:24:43,532 --> 00:24:45,809 I heard that you saw Dina at the Korean spa. 601 00:24:45,909 --> 00:24:46,894 Yeah, I did. 602 00:24:46,994 --> 00:24:49,980 I guess, we've both seen her naked now? So, that's awesome. 603 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,940 Jesse... - What? She's got a great body. 604 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,775 It's way better than yours. 605 00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:57,279 Oh! That's a really bitchy thing to say. - Oh, is it? 606 00:24:57,379 --> 00:24:58,697 'Cause you're so wonderful? - Honey! 607 00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:02,275 You had an affair and then forced dad to live in the basement. 608 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:04,328 Okay, Jesse. What exactly do you want from me? 609 00:25:04,428 --> 00:25:06,872 I want you to be a grown up and tell me what's going to happen! 610 00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:09,249 I don't know what's going to happen. - Oh my God. 611 00:25:09,349 --> 00:25:11,126 I don't know! - You're the one crying? 612 00:25:11,226 --> 00:25:12,169 Stop it. - Please. 613 00:25:12,269 --> 00:25:14,004 Stop being so mean to me. 614 00:25:14,104 --> 00:25:16,381 Well, then stop fucking up my life, you short-neck bitch! 615 00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:18,926 [gasps] Go to your room! - I'm already in my room! 616 00:25:19,026 --> 00:25:20,928 You go to your room! - Fine! 617 00:25:21,028 --> 00:25:22,921 Fine! - [door closes] 618 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,766 That was beautiful. No notes! 619 00:25:25,866 --> 00:25:28,101 Argh! - [rock music playing]... 620 00:25:28,201 --> 00:25:30,201 ...['Oh My God' playing] 621 00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:17,158 Subtitle translation by: