Hey, Nick, I've got my pinky out too.
Look down, baby.
It's pink and smooth, with one tiny little hard part at the end.
Hey, Nick, circling back.
The little hard part at the tip of my penis?
It was a dry contact lens.
Parents are stupid. Especially mine.
For you see, my mom is a puddle and my dad is a hamburger.
They're actually a lovely couple. They've been together for a long time.
That's it, baby. You're a warrior.