1
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Hey, Nick, I've got my pinky out too.

2
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Look down, baby.

3
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It's pink and smooth,
with one tiny little hard part at the end.

4
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Hey, Nick, circling back.

5
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The little hard part
at the tip of my penis?

6
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It was a dry contact lens.

7
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Parents are stupid. Especially mine.

8
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For you see, my mom is a puddle
and my dad is a hamburger.

9
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They're actually a lovely couple.
They've been together for a long time.

10
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That's it, baby. You're a warrior.