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Nick, listen to me.

2
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You are not crazy.

3
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If I were a human mister man like you,

4
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I would make the exact same choice as you.

5
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Glad that makes you feel better, my baby.

6
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All right, choo-choo time. Choo-choo.

7
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I can't believe we're gonna meet
the penis that made your dad.

8
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Nick, check it out. The cockroaches
are taking me to lunch. Whee!

9
00:15:12,668 --> 00:15:14,334
Don't do it, man. I'm telling you,

10
00:15:14,418 --> 00:15:17,209
bird shit does not taste
as good as it looks.

11
00:15:40,126 --> 00:15:43,793
Okay, yeah.
This is actually pretty good bird shit.

12
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It's a fine line, man, and I walk
that tightrope every day.

13
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-He makes good lemonade, though.
-Ugh.

14
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It's even harder to be a pimp,
like the song says,

15
00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:16,209
but in reality, I think
it's much harder to be a prostitute.

16
00:24:16,293 --> 00:24:17,959
Oh, I'm sorry, I… I forgot.

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We're supposed to call them
"flight attendants" now.