Nick, listen to me.
You are not crazy.
If I were a human mister man like you,
I would make the exact same choice as you.
Glad that makes you feel better, my baby.
All right, choo-choo time. Choo-choo.
I can't believe we're gonna meet the penis that made your dad.
Nick, check it out. The cockroaches are taking me to lunch. Whee!
Don't do it, man. I'm telling you,
bird shit does not taste as good as it looks.
Okay, yeah. This is actually pretty good bird shit.
It's a fine line, man, and I walk that tightrope every day.
-He makes good lemonade, though. -Ugh.
It's even harder to be a pimp, like the song says,
but in reality, I think it's much harder to be a prostitute.
Oh, I'm sorry, I… I forgot.
We're supposed to call them "flight attendants" now.