1
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Mommy Diane is using your big-boy name.

2
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Oh, it's so fancy and shiny.

3
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-Absolutely not.
-Excuse me?!

4
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We <i>needs</i> it.

5
00:02:01,084 --> 00:02:03,376
Uh, I think something's wrong
with your mom.

6
00:02:03,459 --> 00:02:05,668
Maybe you should try restarting her.

7
00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,501
She's busted, baby.

8
00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:04,959
You sure are.

9
00:09:14,126 --> 00:09:18,543
I'm gonna fuck that brooch
if it's the first thing I do.

10
00:16:31,001 --> 00:16:35,043
Wow, so many apps.
Can I please fucks it now?

11
00:16:37,668 --> 00:16:38,959
Yeah, I know.

12
00:22:00,043 --> 00:22:01,001
Fuck you, man.

13
00:22:01,084 --> 00:22:05,626
Opportunity knocked, and I answered, baby.
Hello, it's me, Rick. What's happening?

14
00:22:13,168 --> 00:22:15,126
Sorry, Nick, you're on your own.

15
00:22:17,084 --> 00:22:20,209
Okay, window. You got me.

16
00:24:38,459 --> 00:24:40,501
Ah! You should be a vampire hunter!

17
00:25:35,543 --> 00:25:39,084
If only Steve Jobs was alive to see this,

18
00:25:39,168 --> 00:25:42,584
he'd be so proud
of how far everything has come.

19
00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:44,459
And how far I just came.

20
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,501
I shot like a fucking rocket, man.