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My first year at William Penn,
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I thought I'd really
connected with the students.
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But then, over the summer,
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Barry and I saw "Dangerous Minds,"
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starring Michelle Pfeiffer.
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There are no victims in this classroom!
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Seeing that movie made me
realize I could go deeper,
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really get involved with
these kids, which they need,
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because they are dealing
with a lot of scary stuff.
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For my second year back,
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I was determined to get
all up in their business
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by going full Pfeiffer.
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Good. I got your attention.
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Sextuplets. Six notes per measure.
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Oh, yeah, we're goin' there.
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Oh, come on.
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Welcome to Guitar 2. Any questions?
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Yeah, why are you dressed
like Olivia Newton-John
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at the end of "Grease"?
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I'm not.
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I'm dressed like your worst nightmare...
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a teacher who cares.
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The curriculum says the
first song we're learning
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is "Row, Row, Row Your Boat."
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That's not real-life stuff.
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How many of you have
ever even rowed a boat?
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But was it gently down a stream?
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Exactly.
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I want to teach music that speaks to me,
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like Fiona Apple.
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What song speaks to you, Bobby Maloney?
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Is "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
definitely off the table?
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What about you, Aaron Rubin?
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"Who Let the Dogs Out"?
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Ow!
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Why would you throw that?!
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As your prize for a great answer.
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Next time, you should try
throwing it to somebody
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with better hand-eye coordination.
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Like my blind grandma.
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Sure, Ronnie. Laugh through the pain.
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But having a blind grandma sounds heavy.
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If you ever want to rap about it...
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Yeah, I'd like that.
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It's been hard 'cause she
has to touch my face
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with her weird old-lady
hands all the time.
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Veronica, when parents are stressed,
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sometimes, the children feel the pain.
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But you're a resilient young woman.
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You will get through
this kitchen remodel.
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To make toast, I have to walk
all the way to the garage.
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Hey, there are no victims
in this classroom.
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But if you start to feel overwhelmed,
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you can call me anytime
on my new mobile phone.
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555-0159.
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I may take you up on that.
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My parents are picking out tile tonight,
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and they're a mile apart.
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Good luck.
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Rick!
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How was your summer?
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I went zip-lining in Costa Rica,
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and I fed fresh clams
to a capuchin monkey.
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Nobody tells you what to do
when you run out of clams.
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I heard you giving out your
personal phone number to a student?
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This year, I decided I wanna
give these kids more.
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Classic second-year-teacher mistake.
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They suck you in with their
needy, little faces,
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and the next thing you know,
you're at their house,
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pretending to be their
butler so you can impress
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some rich girl they met at soccer camp.
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On the plus side,
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I did learn how to make
a mean Beef Wellington.
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I would totally do that.
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As your mentor, I have to say
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that getting too close will
end up biting you in the ass,
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like a small but aggressive
monkey jonesing for clams.
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Barry, guess what. I'm
walking into the hallway.
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I know!
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The reception is so clear!
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I said it's clear.
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Wait, y... Hold on. You're breaking up.
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Breaking up!
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No! No, no! Not us! No,
we're not breaking up!
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Barry, are you crying?
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Mm.
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This thing is a miracle.
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Wow. Looks like Lainey Lewis
joined the space program
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over the summer.
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Barry and I got them so we can stay
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in constant contact with each other.
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We are crushing
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the long-distance-relationship thing.
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So, you guys made it through
the summer, then? Ah.
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Man, that's... good.
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Still going strong,
like Brad and Gwyneth.
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Brad and Gwyny are Splitsville.
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But they got the same haircut!
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I had a pretty bitchin' summer.
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I, uh, I did the whole
Renaissance Fair circuit.
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I threw some pottery. Oh.
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You all have some Swedish
butter pots coming, by the way.
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So, where's this new teacher
we're supposed to be meeting?
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I just left a bunch of
unsupervised fourth-graders
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- to Clorox my gym mats.
- Oh!
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Well, here she is now.
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- Everyone...
- Hey!
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... this is our new biology
teacher, Ms. Wilma Howell.
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Hi.
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I was clever enough to steal Wilma away
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from my good friend the commandant
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at Valley Forge Prep.
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If you've never heard a Marine
colonel sobbing on the phone,
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it is actually... very unsettling.
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He's a good friend and
a real American hero.
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What do you got there?
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Treats on the first day, huh?
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Oh, are these mochi balls?
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Actually, mouse-y balls.
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Frozen baby mice I feed
to my classroom snake.
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That's... really upsetting.
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It's biology. Circle of life.
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Sadly, nothing'll shock these kids.
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They see worse out there every day
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in this snake-eat-mice world.
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Do I need to put my name on this?
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Uh, I think the whole
freezer's yours now.
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Uh, let me get my Lean
Cuisines out of there.
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What? It's how Coop keeps it tight.
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Must be a culture shock, Wilma,
coming from a military school.
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Well, if it helps ease
the transition at all,
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please feel free to call me Colonel Fun.
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Oh, by the way, Friday is Pajama Day,
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and that's an order from the colonel.
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Yes!
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All you folks here are
all so, uh, cheerful
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- and... nice.
- Thank you.
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We're actually trying to change
the official school motto
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to "Hakuna Matata."
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Yes, but we're getting a
surprising amount of pushback
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from Disney legal.
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I'm just a little confused
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as to what you have
to be so happy about.
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Based on my classes so far,
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your kids are a bunch of dum-dums.
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Ooh! New teacher coming in hot!
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Solid hire!
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We try to steer clear
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of labeling our students "dum-dums."
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Yeah, we like to refer to
them as "future achievers."
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That sounds like a nice way to
say "somebody else's problem."
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Well, thank you.
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I'm here to teach hard science,
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not coddle them with pajama parties.
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To be clear, the pajamas
are not for the students.
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No, that's a faculty thing.
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This is what I sleep in,
so I'm good to go.
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Wilma, I reach my students
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by getting in their faces
and into their lives.
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Which is why I'm taking
them all out to Six Flags,
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like Michelle Pfeiffer.
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That makes absolutely no sense.
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This is what I've been telling her.
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You drive a bunch of kids
to the amusement park,
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they start to treat
you like a chauffeur.
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And that's halfway to a butler.
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Rick, I really appreciate all
the help you gave me last year,
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when I was a newbie.
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It was adorable how pathetic you were.
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She was like Bambi in that scene
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where he's slipping on the ice.
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Bambi. Clumsy idiot.
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Yeah, but I'm not slipping now,
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and I don't need a mentor anymore.
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Well, as your mentor, I'd have
to advise against that decision.
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From now on, I want to
chart my own course...
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by being exactly like Michelle Pfeiffer.
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You mean like one of those teachers
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that's always there for their students
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when they have no one else to turn to?
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Plus, her bone structure.
The woman is flawless.
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It turns out taking 30
kids to Six Flags...
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- 'Scuse us.
- ... was prohibitively expensive.
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- So sorry.
- Popcorn run.
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I settled on a more
manageable class outing.
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Barry, guess where
you're calling me now.
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I'm in a movie theater.
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Shhhhh!
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Wait, who is this?
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Let me step outside.
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Yeah, I'm speaking on a mobile
phone, so I can go anywhere.
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Please do!
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Who am I talking to?
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This is WYSP 94.1 on your radio dial.
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Your name was chosen at
random to win tickets
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to see Fiona Apple tonight
at the Trocadero.
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Congratulations!
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Oh, my God.
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Are you serious? I love Fiona Apple.
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Bring a guitar, because you're invited
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to jam with Fiona before the show.
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Just go to her tour bus and say
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"I'm ready for my Apple jam."
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And be persistent.
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Security may not be familiar
with your contest prize.
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Thank you so much.
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I literally can die now.
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Or at least after Fiona
and I become best friends
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and record a live album at Red Rocks.
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By the way, Lainey Lewis.
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Rock star by night, teacher star by day.
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Oh, crap! I forgot about the kids!
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Over the next few days, CB saw more of
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Wilma Howell's teaching style
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and found he didn't quite like it.
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What is going on?
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That new biology teacher's punishing us.
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I couldn't explain how
the human heart works.
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But who amongst us can?
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Everybody in there.
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Okay, you clowns are dismissed.
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Go disappoint some other teacher.
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I know you meant "clown"
as an insult, Wilma,
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but as a graduate of Barnum
& Bailey University,
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I take that as the
highest of compliments,
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so... thank you very much.
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Tom Scott. What are you up to, man?
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He's not allowed to leave
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until he puts that
skeleton back together.
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I got a C-minus on my anatomy test.
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That Operation game is very misleading.
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You don't think you're being
a little bit too harsh?
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If anything, I'm getting soft.
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My last C-minus kid is that skeleton.
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Am I any closer, Ms. Howell?
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Tom, you've seen a person before, right?
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Well, yeah, but only with skin on.
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I've worked with your kind
at other schools, CB.
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You're the "fun" teacher.
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Hey, if the students are having fun,
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they don't even notice they're learning.
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Because maybe they're not.
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I'm less worried about entertaining them
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than making sure they're
ready to go out into a world
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that's not in the mood
to cut them any slack.
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Ms. Howell?
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I don't have my report on
the circulatory system.
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It's been a tough week.
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My... parakeet died.
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We had a memorial in the English class.
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We lit candles and we
sang "On Eagle's Wings."
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And I made a clever
adjustment of the lyrics.
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Yeah, we can all picture
what that adjust...
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I made it "parakeet wings."
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This must be a painful
time for you, Debra.
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I'll need you to bring me
in the dead bird, please.
259
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- What?!
- What kind of child
260
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would lie about a dead pet
261
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just to get out of an assignment?
262
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All of them.
263
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Worst-case scenario... I'm wrong,
264
00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,870
Debra brings in the bird, I apologize,
265
00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:27,990
and we have a really cool
specimen to dissect in class.
266
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Either the bird or your assignment
267
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,230
on my desk tomorrow.
268
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Your call.
269
00:09:32,350 --> 00:09:33,769
This is so unfair!
270
00:09:33,770 --> 00:09:35,560
See? She gets it.
271
00:09:37,170 --> 00:09:38,490
I can't believe I fell for it.
272
00:09:38,550 --> 00:09:40,180
I'm standing there
with my stupid guitar,
273
00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:43,379
like a crazy stalker, pounding
on Fiona Apple's tour bus,
274
00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:45,830
when suddenly, I get dragged
off by her security team.
275
00:09:45,930 --> 00:09:47,620
If they don't call themselves
the "Apple Corps,"
276
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they are missing a bet.
277
00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,470
This cruel but ingenious prank
278
00:09:50,530 --> 00:09:53,420
was obviously perpetrated by
one of your jerk-dip students.
279
00:09:53,470 --> 00:09:54,600
She's doling out her number
280
00:09:54,610 --> 00:09:57,550
like a teacher who paints
houses on the weekend. Oh.
281
00:09:57,650 --> 00:09:58,950
That actually reminds me.
282
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,320
I gave my number to one kid.
283
00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:02,020
And by now, it's being
spread all over the school
284
00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:03,030
like head lice.
285
00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,470
You need to figure out who did this
286
00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,400
and come down on them
like a ton of bricks.
287
00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:08,000
If anything, I'm gonna come down on them
288
00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:10,099
with a ton of understanding
and compassion.
289
00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:11,890
You crossed a boundary with these kids,
290
00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:13,329
and you lost their respect.
291
00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:15,590
Yes, and loss of respect
is no laughing matter.
292
00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,470
Unless you're the brilliant
Rodney Dangerfield.
293
00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:20,250
But even then, I can sense
294
00:10:20,260 --> 00:10:22,280
a certain amount of pain
behind the laughter.
295
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:25,000
This is exactly when a
mentor comes in handy.
296
00:10:25,030 --> 00:10:26,819
When you finally come
to your senses, Lewis,
297
00:10:26,820 --> 00:10:28,910
I'm perfectly willing to be begged.
298
00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,680
For the record, I think it's
great that Lainey wants
299
00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:33,470
to be more open and
trusting with the kids.
300
00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:36,610
I refuse to see the world as
some dark Darwinian hellscape
301
00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:39,280
where the freezers are packed
full of dead baby mice
302
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,500
that are easily mistaken
for popcorn shrimp.
303
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,820
CB accidentally ate one shrimp-mouse,
304
00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,279
and now, all of a sudden,
he has a grudge against Wilma.
305
00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:48,700
She's outrageously strict
with her students, John.
306
00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:51,479
She's also an outrageously
great teacher, CB.
307
00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,490
Just go to her tour bus
308
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,240
and say "I'm ready for my Apple jam."
309
00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:55,580
Wait. That's the radio guy.
310
00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,810
Were you in on it? Coop, what the hell?!
311
00:10:57,860 --> 00:11:00,640
No! All I did was confiscate
this Talkboy thingie
312
00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:02,270
from Aaron Rubin in my Spanish class
313
00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,120
'cause he kept making
it say "sacapuntas."
314
00:11:04,270 --> 00:11:06,349
- What does that mean?
- "Pencil sharpener."
315
00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:08,600
Ohh. Such a beautiful language.
316
00:11:08,610 --> 00:11:09,720
It was Aaron Rubin?
317
00:11:09,730 --> 00:11:10,730
Do you want me to call
him into my office?
318
00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:13,640
I've been practicing my
looks of stern disapproval.
319
00:11:14,690 --> 00:11:15,939
Are you doing it now?
320
00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:17,440
'Cause it actually looks friendlier.
321
00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:19,890
I am cursed with my
grandmother's kind eyes.
322
00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:21,320
I don't want to punish Aaron.
323
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,000
He's having trouble making
high-school friends.
324
00:11:23,010 --> 00:11:24,420
That's why he acted out.
325
00:11:24,430 --> 00:11:26,320
I'm gonna sit him down and
figure out what's going on
326
00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:27,900
inside that dangerous mind of his.
327
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,620
He's always been an awkward kid.
328
00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:30,940
Yeah, he has the body of a child
329
00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:33,550
and the head of someone
trying to sell you insurance.
330
00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:36,900
Aaron! Word's out!
331
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,280
Ms. Lewis knows you pranked her!
332
00:11:38,290 --> 00:11:39,299
But it's weird.
333
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,950
She hasn't called my parents,
no principal's office,
334
00:11:42,010 --> 00:11:43,920
and get this... when I
saw her this morning,
335
00:11:44,030 --> 00:11:45,500
she said, "Hi, Aaron."
336
00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,820
She's just messing with
you before she strikes.
337
00:11:47,830 --> 00:11:49,630
Just like that snake
in Ms. Howell's class
338
00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,180
plays with the mouse before eating it.
339
00:11:51,230 --> 00:11:53,430
Hi, Aaron. Can I see you for a minute?
340
00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:55,640
Me and Bobby are actually
in the middle of a...
341
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,639
We'll finish that up later, buddy.
342
00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,930
Hey, Rick? You wanted to see me?
343
00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:03,450
No, Coop. You wanted to see me.
344
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,620
"Coop, come see me. Mellor."
345
00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:08,270
And you are gonna be delighted
that you decided to stop by.
346
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,700
Again, not my idea.
347
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,400
You see, the thing is,
I currently have an opening
348
00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:12,749
in my stable of mentees.
349
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:13,790
Y-Your stable of what?
350
00:12:13,890 --> 00:12:16,760
I'm mentoring you, man! Congratulations!
351
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,320
See, currently, as a Spanish teacher,
352
00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:20,310
you are just bueno.
353
00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:21,970
But I can help you up your game
354
00:12:21,980 --> 00:12:25,510
until you are el professor excelente.
355
00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:27,730
Oh, I see. You're looking
for a rebound mentee
356
00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:29,240
because Lainey Lewis dumped you.
357
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,990
I've had my eye on you for years.
358
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,489
You got a lot of raw talent
just waiting to be molded.
359
00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:36,750
For example, let's take a look
at your current class formation.
360
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,710
Now, you got a lot of
your weaker students
361
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,490
riding the bench in the back.
362
00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:43,610
I say you move them down to the middle,
363
00:12:43,710 --> 00:12:45,230
and you flank them on both sides
364
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:46,860
with some of your varsity
Spanish speakers.
365
00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:49,459
For example, like that exchange
student from "Barthelona."
366
00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,500
That kid is a friggin' natural.
367
00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:53,280
You build your offense around him,
368
00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:55,219
and then you blitz these scrubs nonstop
369
00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:58,280
with the "¿Cómo estás?"
and the "¿Cómo te llamas?"
370
00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:00,990
And you ride this kid all
the way to the postseason.
371
00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:03,120
That'd be summer school.
372
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,859
I'm gonna be on a cruise with my family.
373
00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:07,200
Well, if you don't want it,
I can't want it for you.
374
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:08,960
Yeah, I don't want it.
375
00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:11,040
You'll be back!
376
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,750
So, listen, we both know
377
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,159
what went down with the
Fiona Apple prank.
378
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,669
I hate to see a good kid
getting hooked on pranks.
379
00:13:18,670 --> 00:13:20,220
You're sweating, Aaron.
You want a Snapple?
380
00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:22,600
Yeah, right! I see what
you're trying to do.
381
00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:24,949
There's Tabasco sauce in there. Or wizz.
382
00:13:24,950 --> 00:13:26,940
Trust me... I have no
intention of pranking you.
383
00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:28,080
That's exactly what you would say
384
00:13:28,090 --> 00:13:29,700
if you were going to prank me.
385
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,740
But it's also what I'd say if I wasn't.
386
00:13:31,850 --> 00:13:33,360
I get it... you're in high school now,
387
00:13:33,370 --> 00:13:34,950
and you're feeling lost socially.
388
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,539
You want to know what I turned to
389
00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:38,289
to find my way as an awkward teen?
390
00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:39,670
Grab that guitar.
391
00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:41,180
Let me show you a couple chords.
392
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,569
What'd you do? You replace
the strings with razor wire
393
00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:45,739
so when I strum it,
I slice off my fingertips?
394
00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:47,280
What would I want with
your severed fingertips?
395
00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:48,520
You'd wear them to commit crimes,
396
00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:50,220
and then I'd get framed for it.
397
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,650
Well, nice try!
398
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,500
I'm outta here!
399
00:13:53,510 --> 00:13:54,510
Aaron!
400
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,780
Hey, Aaron.
401
00:13:56,890 --> 00:13:59,300
I heard about that prank
you played on Ms. Lewis.
402
00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:00,880
- That was epic.
- Really?
403
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,110
How'd you even dream up something
like that fake deejay thing?
404
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,860
I would have just
wizzed in her beverage.
405
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,250
I saw an opportunity, and
like most things in life,
406
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:08,960
it's about timing and who you know.
407
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,470
Totally.
408
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,960
Well, listen, me and the
guys are gonna head out
409
00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:14,310
to see that movie "American Pie."
410
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,470
You wanna come?
411
00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:16,700
Oh, my God!
412
00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:18,360
Me, go with you guys to a movie
413
00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:22,000
that's rated "R" for language
and adult situations?
414
00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:23,100
I'm in!
415
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:29,630
Actually, Ronnie, instead
of going to the movie,
416
00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:31,130
why don't you go... yourself?
417
00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:32,600
Whoa!
418
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,359
You're clearly in cahoots
with Ms. Lewis.
419
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,300
No idea what you're talking about...
420
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,570
or... what "cahoots" means.
421
00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:39,960
Whatever, weirdo.
422
00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:42,039
Hey, you want to catch
"American Pie" with us, nerd?
423
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,310
See you 'round, Aaron.
424
00:14:44,370 --> 00:14:46,219
Wait. What?
425
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:50,590
I blew my chance to
hang with the seniors?
426
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,809
I tried to tell you...
there was no prank.
427
00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:54,000
So I pranked myself.
428
00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:57,260
And the most ingenious part...
I never saw it coming.
429
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,659
This is all your fault!
430
00:14:58,660 --> 00:14:59,970
You giving around your number
431
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:01,630
and trying to get in everybody's lives?
432
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,079
What kind of teacher does that?
433
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,539
It's too weird!
434
00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:07,119
I kept waiting for you to punish
me, like a normal teacher.
435
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,470
I don't wanna punish you.
I want to help you.
436
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,669
Well, if you wanna help me,
437
00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:13,330
just leave me alone.
438
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,770
Okay. Wilma Howell has
gone nuts this time.
439
00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:22,909
She's keeping her whole
class after school
440
00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:24,700
as some kind of a group punishment.
441
00:15:24,730 --> 00:15:26,640
Standing out there on the
football field. Look at that.
442
00:15:26,650 --> 00:15:28,260
I'm sure she has her reasons.
443
00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:30,100
Maybe someone smacked their gum.
444
00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:32,610
In fairness, that is also
a pet peeve of mine.
445
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,150
Well, your pet peeve better not die,
446
00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:35,860
or she'll make you dig it
up and bring it to class.
447
00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:38,870
Okay, fine. I will go out
and have a talk with her.
448
00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:41,300
I can always use another
entry into my cloud journal.
449
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,950
Oh, you have a cloud journal?
450
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,170
Wilma, is there some good reason
451
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:46,960
that you have your whole class out here?
452
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,570
And trust me, no one enjoys
453
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:51,480
pointlessly staring at
the sky more than I do.
454
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,830
Whoa! Look at that one, CB.
455
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,500
It looks like Pat Sajak
riding a dolphin.
456
00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:58,309
We'll just be a little longer, John.
457
00:15:58,310 --> 00:16:00,310
Well, you have poor
Debbie O'Donahue out here
458
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:01,700
in the direct sunlight.
459
00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:04,710
That pale child will burn
standing next to a light bulb.
460
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,070
Yeah, hasn't Debra been through enough,
461
00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:08,070
after forcing her to
exhume her parakeet?
462
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,030
Look, I've been hearing
some troubling things
463
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,440
about your teaching methods.
464
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,070
Full disclosure... mostly from me.
465
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,840
But also from credible sources.
466
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:18,480
Actually, I was lying about my parakeet.
467
00:16:18,490 --> 00:16:20,030
- What?!
- Why did you lie?
468
00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:21,780
To get out of my assignment.
469
00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:24,050
Diane Para-keaton is very much alive.
470
00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:26,260
Well, we're happy for you and the bird
471
00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:28,860
but sad you felt you had to mislead us.
472
00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:30,590
But Ms. Howell wasn't fooled.
473
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,919
She saw right through
me and called me on it.
474
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,260
So I did my report, and I got a B-plus.
475
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,109
You earned a B-plus.
476
00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:38,920
I am very sorry, Wilma.
477
00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:41,090
You were right and I
was wrong about Debra.
478
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:44,560
That said, I would hold 100
fake dead pet memorials
479
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:48,030
if it meant truly being there
for one grieving student.
480
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,890
The service you held for my tetra fish
481
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,170
was deeply moving.
482
00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:53,079
Well, you said he needed
a Viking funeral,
483
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,580
so we shot a bunch of
tiny flaming arrows
484
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,110
at an empty matchbox.
485
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,680
No, Quentin Tetra-tino
was really in there.
486
00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:01,380
He died from endocrine failure.
487
00:17:01,490 --> 00:17:03,090
It was very painful.
488
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,220
Oh, that's great!
489
00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:06,060
There you go, CB... your one out of 100
490
00:17:06,070 --> 00:17:07,560
that wasn't yanking your chain.
491
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:09,329
Well, my takeaway here is that we have
492
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:11,540
a lot of excellent
teachers at William Penn
493
00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:13,590
with different approaches to teaching.
494
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,809
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
495
00:17:15,810 --> 00:17:17,420
And if you stop by my class on Tuesday,
496
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,480
you'll see two of them.
497
00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:19,630
Okay.
498
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,940
Uh, one other question...
499
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,360
why do you have your whole
class out here for punishment?
500
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:25,130
Oh, it's not a punishment.
It's a reward.
501
00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:27,560
This class has been doing exemplary work
502
00:17:27,570 --> 00:17:29,270
in our section on the monarch butterfly.
503
00:17:29,370 --> 00:17:30,789
Look! Coming from the trees!
504
00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:34,330
Oh, my God!
505
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:35,630
That's amazing!
506
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,830
It's so beautiful.
507
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,900
I don't mind that it's
covering up Pat Sajak.
508
00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:44,130
Hey, Rick, you seeing this?
509
00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:46,050
It's like a butterfly wonderland.
510
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:49,490
Ah, the annual monarch
migration down to México.
511
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,850
Your old stomping grounds, señor.
512
00:17:51,910 --> 00:17:54,890
Nope. I'm from Toronto.
513
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:57,600
But it's a shame they're flying
out of the sun like that.
514
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,580
Makes it harder to see.
515
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,680
Here. Try this.
516
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:03,830
Oh.
517
00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:08,790
Much better. Thanks.
518
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,290
You've just been mentored.
519
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,560
Welcome aboard.
520
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,110
This is a transcendent moment.
521
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,180
Thanks for sharing it, Wilma.
522
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,460
Seems like the kind of occasion
523
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:20,219
where some artsy type might
want to recite a poem.
524
00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:24,330
Come, my lady. Come, come, my lady.
525
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:26,830
You're my butterfly. Sugar. Baby.
526
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,530
Come, my lady. You're my pretty baby.
527
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,059
You're my butterfly...
528
00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:32,970
Uh, okay. Maybe we should wrap this up.
529
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:34,780
One more minute. You don't
want to miss the best part.
530
00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:36,359
The best part? How can it
get any better than...
531
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,360
The crows!
532
00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:38,500
Good Lord!
533
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,910
They're eating the butterflies!
534
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,080
Awesome!
535
00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:43,600
I'm really starting to
come around on these kids.
536
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:46,040
You got a nice school here, John.
537
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,750
Barry?
538
00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:50,910
Ms. Lewis? I-It's Aaron Rubin.
539
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,530
Aaron? What's going on?
540
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,300
Did I win another contest?
541
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,650
- No. I'm in trouble.
- What kind of trouble?
542
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,330
I got caught sneaking in
to see "American Pie."
543
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:00,990
And you called me?
544
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,920
My mom and dad would kill me!
545
00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:05,680
In fact, you're the only adult
I could think of to call.
546
00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:07,919
- You just want to help me, right?
- More than anything.
547
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,160
Hang tight. I'll be right there.
548
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,130
I know what you're going to say,
Rick. I'm making a mistake,
549
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:15,580
and I'm going to end
up that kid's butler,
550
00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:16,590
but I don't care.
551
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,230
Aaron reached out, and I'm
going to be there for him.
552
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,360
So prepare that Beef Wellington recipe.
553
00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:21,960
Actually, I'm impressed, Lewis.
554
00:19:22,070 --> 00:19:24,270
24 hours ago, that kid set
out to humiliate you,
555
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,170
and he did so in spectacular fashion.
556
00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:27,259
Well, that's in the past.
557
00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:28,600
Everybody's still talking about it.
558
00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:31,210
But you handled it your way.
559
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:32,550
And now Aaron is coming to you
560
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,430
as the person he trusts the most.
561
00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:36,200
- That's huge.
- You think?
562
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:37,330
Look, I put a lot of work
563
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:38,920
into maintaining the godlike status
564
00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:40,450
I have with these students,
565
00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:42,080
but it comes at a price.
566
00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:45,010
I don't connect to them the way you do.
567
00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:47,580
Maybe the second-year teacher
can teach me something.
568
00:19:47,590 --> 00:19:49,450
Well, I had an excellent mentor.
569
00:19:49,510 --> 00:19:51,210
That's nice, but you can't come back.
570
00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:52,690
Coop already took your place.
571
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:57,630
It was a whole new year at William Penn.
572
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,400
Was I as cool as Michelle Pfeiffer?
573
00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:00,430
No.
574
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,470
Was I the teacher I wanted to be yet?
575
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,550
No. But I was on my way.
576
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,320
And I had a lot of
wonderful teachers around
577
00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:13,880
to act as role models,
578
00:20:13,890 --> 00:20:16,939
each of us with our own
way of doing things.
579
00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:19,110
But we all had the same goal...
580
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:22,780
... being there when the
kids needed us most.
581
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:27,970
The great thing about cloud journaling
582
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:31,670
is that every interpretation is valid.
583
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,679
That one kind of looks like a manatee.
584
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:34,689
Nope.
585
00:20:34,690 --> 00:20:36,059
You're wrong. You're way off.
586
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,689
That's clearly Bob Barker
putting on a sock.
587
00:20:38,690 --> 00:20:41,189
I notice you tend to see a
lot of game-show hosts.
588
00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:43,910
That's not the Bob Barker who
hosts some tacky game show.
589
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,130
That's the Bob Barker who
tirelessly advocates
590
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,319
spaying and neutering your pets.
591
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,239
Hey, look, a butterfly.
592
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,579
Wrong again.
593
00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:52,740
You're not good at this.
594
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,470
No, over there. You see?
595
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,369
It's an actual monarch butterfly.
596
00:20:56,370 --> 00:20:58,449
Aw. Sweet little guy.
597
00:20:58,450 --> 00:20:59,460
He's on his way to meet his friends
598
00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:01,200
on their journey to Mexico.
599
00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:03,549
iVaya con Dios, amigo!
600
00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:05,130
Uh-oh! Crow!
601
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,160
Fly away, little buddy!
602
00:21:06,170 --> 00:21:07,759
Use some evasive maneuvers!
603
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,800
Do a loopty-loop!
604
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,510
- Ohh. Ohh!
- Do...
605
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,140
He neither looptied nor looped.
606
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:18,100
Okay, I-I'm... I'm done.
I'm done. I'm done.
607
00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:22,080
Oh, look!
608
00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:25,440
That one looks like Alex
Trebek on a snowmobile!
609
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:29,440
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