1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:01,125 Back in the '90s, 2 00:00:01,166 --> 00:00:03,492 there was no other TV phenomenon like "Friends." 3 00:00:03,581 --> 00:00:05,249 Everybody wished they knew them, 4 00:00:05,250 --> 00:00:07,156 or in some cases, wanted to be them. 5 00:00:07,234 --> 00:00:08,709 How you doin'? 6 00:00:08,710 --> 00:00:10,143 Can you be any more like Joey? 7 00:00:10,213 --> 00:00:12,079 Joey only says that to girls. 8 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,419 I don't... I don't know any girls. 9 00:00:14,420 --> 00:00:15,959 The faculty was equally as riveted 10 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:17,274 watching these "Friends," 11 00:00:17,299 --> 00:00:18,820 who always had each other's backs. 12 00:00:18,845 --> 00:00:21,109 Barry and I watched the whole episode together on the phone. 13 00:00:21,134 --> 00:00:22,469 Bonkers that's still happening. 14 00:00:22,494 --> 00:00:24,227 All the choices along the course of your life, 15 00:00:24,282 --> 00:00:25,781 to end up back at Goldberg. 16 00:00:25,813 --> 00:00:27,249 He may live 500 miles away 17 00:00:27,289 --> 00:00:28,898 studying to become a fancy radiologist, 18 00:00:28,952 --> 00:00:30,417 but I've never felt more connected to him. 19 00:00:30,496 --> 00:00:31,831 Everything I see reminds me of him. 20 00:00:31,887 --> 00:00:33,386 Like, Coop's grapes remind me of the time 21 00:00:33,455 --> 00:00:34,754 I fed him on a picnic this summer. 22 00:00:34,823 --> 00:00:36,423 I've seen what that boy does to fruit. 23 00:00:36,491 --> 00:00:37,490 It's disgusting. 24 00:00:38,627 --> 00:00:40,927 - Uh, you gonna get that? - I can't reach under the fridge. 25 00:00:40,996 --> 00:00:42,695 - Yeah, but it's gonna rot down there. - Who cares? 26 00:00:42,764 --> 00:00:44,130 God, Coop, stop being such a Monica. 27 00:00:44,232 --> 00:00:45,265 Boy Monica's got a point. 28 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:46,833 You leave that grape under there, 29 00:00:46,902 --> 00:00:48,468 it's gonna ferment and create wine, 30 00:00:48,537 --> 00:00:49,769 intoxicating the mice. 31 00:00:49,838 --> 00:00:51,971 Can't have drunk mice running around here. 32 00:00:52,848 --> 00:00:54,381 I will simply lift this fridge 33 00:00:54,476 --> 00:00:56,042 and you come and grab the grape. 34 00:00:56,144 --> 00:00:57,777 Okay. 35 00:00:57,802 --> 00:00:58,822 One... 36 00:00:58,847 --> 00:01:00,146 Ow! 37 00:01:00,215 --> 00:01:02,148 My back! 38 00:01:02,217 --> 00:01:03,417 Damn it, mice! You win again! 39 00:01:03,441 --> 00:01:04,685 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 40 00:01:04,686 --> 00:01:07,587 ♪ One of these days, you're gonna get outta here ♪ 41 00:01:07,689 --> 00:01:10,557 ♪ Live your life and finally be free ♪ 42 00:01:10,659 --> 00:01:13,526 ♪ Go where you wanna go, do what you wanna do ♪ 43 00:01:13,628 --> 00:01:16,996 ♪ Someday, you will say "Those were the days" ♪ 44 00:01:17,098 --> 00:01:19,599 It was October 2nd, 1990-something, 45 00:01:19,701 --> 00:01:20,900 and our school librarian 46 00:01:21,002 --> 00:01:23,169 had a zero-tolerance policy for nonsense. 47 00:01:24,439 --> 00:01:26,439 Toys are forbidden in my library! 48 00:01:26,541 --> 00:01:29,042 He just said his first word in Furbish! 49 00:01:31,046 --> 00:01:34,280 No canoodling amongst the stacks, 50 00:01:34,382 --> 00:01:36,749 you hormonal monsters. 51 00:01:36,852 --> 00:01:38,117 Are we in the cafeteria? 52 00:01:38,220 --> 00:01:40,286 Am I wearing a hair net? No! 53 00:01:40,388 --> 00:01:42,622 Yep, Dr. Ness was a hothead, 54 00:01:42,724 --> 00:01:44,691 but the other teachers had kind of gotten used to it. 55 00:01:44,716 --> 00:01:45,802 Call security. 56 00:01:45,827 --> 00:01:47,193 There's a crazy man in the library 57 00:01:47,295 --> 00:01:48,461 having a nervous breakdown. 58 00:01:48,563 --> 00:01:51,197 Does he have fantastic skin and an ear-piercing scream? 59 00:01:51,299 --> 00:01:52,632 That pretty much nails it, yes. 60 00:01:52,734 --> 00:01:55,735 That's just Randall Ness, the doctor of library arts. 61 00:01:55,804 --> 00:01:56,936 Are you saying he's always like this? 62 00:01:57,038 --> 00:01:58,538 - Yeah. Yeah. - Pretty much. 63 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,741 So, you guys are okay with him throwing books? 64 00:02:01,843 --> 00:02:04,377 Ah, mostly paperback, very few encyclopedias. 65 00:02:04,479 --> 00:02:05,645 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 66 00:02:05,747 --> 00:02:07,413 Maybe it's none of my business. 67 00:02:07,516 --> 00:02:09,249 I'll just have my students wear hard hats 68 00:02:09,351 --> 00:02:10,650 when they visit the library. 69 00:02:10,719 --> 00:02:12,619 Well, clearly Ness is going through something. 70 00:02:12,721 --> 00:02:14,454 Maybe it's just a cry for help. 71 00:02:14,556 --> 00:02:16,222 Seems more like a cry for him to be fired, 72 00:02:16,324 --> 00:02:18,258 but I'll leave that entirely up to you. 73 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,460 I mean, you are the boss. 74 00:02:20,562 --> 00:02:22,462 Well, I do have that plaque on my desk that says, 75 00:02:22,564 --> 00:02:23,963 "The buck stops here." 76 00:02:24,065 --> 00:02:25,598 And I have that other plaque that says, 77 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:27,100 "You don't have to be crazy to work here, 78 00:02:27,202 --> 00:02:28,134 but it sure helps." 79 00:02:29,738 --> 00:02:31,070 Well, John, I'd also like to remind you 80 00:02:31,172 --> 00:02:32,939 that you were a former guidance counselor, 81 00:02:33,041 --> 00:02:35,174 bound by the Counselor Code. 82 00:02:35,277 --> 00:02:37,010 Is that code for wanting to avoid confrontation? 83 00:02:37,112 --> 00:02:38,144 No. 84 00:02:38,213 --> 00:02:39,946 It means we don't fire, we talk. 85 00:02:40,048 --> 00:02:41,347 We don't send people packing. 86 00:02:41,449 --> 00:02:42,682 Instead, we do some yakking. 87 00:02:42,784 --> 00:02:45,618 We need to get to the root of Ness' growing rage 88 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:46,786 and help him fix it. 89 00:02:46,888 --> 00:02:49,022 It's time to put away the firing tools... 90 00:02:49,124 --> 00:02:52,458 And take out the compassion wrench. 91 00:02:52,561 --> 00:02:55,295 So, Glascott set off to fix Dr. Ness, 92 00:02:55,397 --> 00:02:57,808 while I was dealing with a bit of a broken coach. 93 00:02:57,887 --> 00:02:58,998 How's your back feel, Rick? 94 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:00,400 Well, if I cling to the A.V. cart, 95 00:03:00,502 --> 00:03:02,769 - I can wheel myself to the bathroom. - Oh, man. 96 00:03:02,871 --> 00:03:04,137 Someone needs to drive you home. 97 00:03:04,239 --> 00:03:05,872 Who is your emergency contact? 98 00:03:06,841 --> 00:03:08,675 Wait. Susan Cinoman? 99 00:03:08,777 --> 00:03:10,743 Well, if you must know, 100 00:03:10,845 --> 00:03:13,813 Susan and I have, um, sort of a thing. 101 00:03:13,915 --> 00:03:14,914 Shut up. 102 00:03:15,016 --> 00:03:16,382 I didn't know you guys were seeing each other. 103 00:03:16,484 --> 00:03:18,084 It's more of a rich, unspoken history. 104 00:03:18,194 --> 00:03:19,203 I guess you could say 105 00:03:19,297 --> 00:03:21,988 we're the Ross and Rachel of William Penn. 106 00:03:22,090 --> 00:03:23,723 I am so happy for you guys. 107 00:03:23,825 --> 00:03:25,625 A-And a little bit weirded out. 108 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:28,695 Well, I mean, we haven't shared an evening together for... 109 00:03:28,797 --> 00:03:29,996 seven years, 110 00:03:30,065 --> 00:03:32,065 so I guess you could say we're on a break. 111 00:03:32,167 --> 00:03:33,766 Just like Ross and Rachel. 112 00:03:33,802 --> 00:03:35,702 Although seven years is kind of a long break. 113 00:03:35,770 --> 00:03:37,370 Well, you can't rush these things. 114 00:03:37,472 --> 00:03:38,504 Well, maybe you should. 115 00:03:38,607 --> 00:03:40,106 You almost died grabbing that grape. 116 00:03:40,208 --> 00:03:41,741 Trust me, Barry and I were apart 117 00:03:41,810 --> 00:03:43,343 for way too many years. 118 00:03:43,411 --> 00:03:44,777 If you knew what it was like to be with a soul mate, 119 00:03:44,846 --> 00:03:47,180 you wouldn't waste another second without your Barry. 120 00:03:47,248 --> 00:03:48,848 I gotta go find Susan. Oh, my God. 121 00:03:48,883 --> 00:03:49,849 Lewis, wait! 122 00:03:49,951 --> 00:03:51,651 Ow! Body, you betray me! 123 00:03:52,821 --> 00:03:55,088 - I'm sorry. Coach who? - Coach coach. 124 00:03:55,123 --> 00:03:57,390 - The one and only coach. - Craig T. Nelson? 125 00:03:57,492 --> 00:03:58,524 Is he here? 126 00:03:58,593 --> 00:04:00,393 No. Coach Mellor. 127 00:04:00,462 --> 00:04:02,147 Oh. Him. 128 00:04:02,233 --> 00:04:03,592 Oh, gosh. 129 00:04:03,670 --> 00:04:05,798 That was a long time ago, and it was nothing. 130 00:04:05,867 --> 00:04:07,567 - What? - It was just a fling. 131 00:04:07,636 --> 00:04:10,276 Besides, he is completely closed off, 132 00:04:10,339 --> 00:04:12,347 and I make physical amore, 133 00:04:12,393 --> 00:04:14,607 but I also make emotional amore 134 00:04:14,709 --> 00:04:17,210 and spiritual amore. 135 00:04:17,312 --> 00:04:18,878 Please stop saying "amore." 136 00:04:18,947 --> 00:04:21,614 I think it's safe to say Coach Mellor may be 137 00:04:21,650 --> 00:04:23,216 under a different impression about you two, 138 00:04:23,251 --> 00:04:25,151 but I'll let you guys work that out 139 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:26,653 - on the way home. - What way home? 140 00:04:26,688 --> 00:04:29,155 You have to drive him to his apartment. You're his emergency contact. 141 00:04:29,224 --> 00:04:30,423 Oh. Can't. 142 00:04:30,492 --> 00:04:31,691 We've got "Man of La Mancha" coming up, 143 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,027 and there is a lot of conquistador armor 144 00:04:34,095 --> 00:04:35,717 in the passenger seat of my Miata. 145 00:04:35,788 --> 00:04:37,263 Sorry. 146 00:04:37,332 --> 00:04:40,033 Thanks for the ride, Lainey Lewis. 147 00:04:40,101 --> 00:04:42,764 Weird how Susan was M.I.A. 148 00:04:42,843 --> 00:04:43,899 I guess she thought 149 00:04:43,977 --> 00:04:46,105 she couldn't keep her hands off me on the way home. 150 00:04:46,174 --> 00:04:47,727 Uh-huh. 151 00:04:47,805 --> 00:04:49,208 I think I have to tell you something. 152 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:50,610 It's about you and Cinoman. 153 00:04:50,679 --> 00:04:52,111 Turns out she doesn't exactly think 154 00:04:52,180 --> 00:04:53,379 you guys are like Ross and Rachel. 155 00:04:53,481 --> 00:04:56,015 More like, uh, Monica and Chandler? I'll take it. 156 00:04:56,051 --> 00:04:58,818 Or it's possible you and Cinoman aren't on the same show. 157 00:04:59,788 --> 00:05:01,020 She may be on "Wings." 158 00:05:01,114 --> 00:05:02,681 Oh. 159 00:05:02,783 --> 00:05:04,390 I see. 160 00:05:04,459 --> 00:05:06,626 - I'm so sorry. - Nah, it's all right. 161 00:05:06,695 --> 00:05:09,062 I guess deep down inside, I... 162 00:05:09,130 --> 00:05:11,030 knew I was being unrealistic 163 00:05:11,066 --> 00:05:12,699 about a relationship with Susan. 164 00:05:12,801 --> 00:05:14,701 But a couple years go by and I... 165 00:05:14,803 --> 00:05:16,803 You don't want to admit to yourself 166 00:05:16,871 --> 00:05:19,605 that you're basically completely alone. 167 00:05:19,708 --> 00:05:21,407 - Coach... - No, it's okay. 168 00:05:21,476 --> 00:05:25,111 I'll just go back to my previous emergency contact, 169 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:27,146 a guy who never lets me down... 170 00:05:27,215 --> 00:05:29,449 Mr. Rick Mellor. 171 00:05:30,452 --> 00:05:31,651 You know what? 172 00:05:31,753 --> 00:05:33,219 I think it's a blessing we know this about Cinoman. 173 00:05:33,254 --> 00:05:35,722 Now you can move on with your life and find your Barry. 174 00:05:35,790 --> 00:05:37,790 Don't you want a special Barry for yourself? 175 00:05:37,892 --> 00:05:39,926 I might, if you stop calling it a "Barry." 176 00:05:40,028 --> 00:05:41,694 And what if she's not out there? 177 00:05:41,763 --> 00:05:43,196 Of course she's out there. 178 00:05:43,264 --> 00:05:45,231 And I'm gonna help you find her. 179 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:47,900 - You'd do that for me? - It'd be the least I could do. 180 00:05:48,903 --> 00:05:50,336 Okay. 181 00:05:50,438 --> 00:05:52,305 I'm open to it. 182 00:05:52,373 --> 00:05:54,507 Great. Now, I'm gonna give you a couple days to recover 183 00:05:54,576 --> 00:05:56,409 and then we'll start finding your special... 184 00:05:57,112 --> 00:05:59,112 Let's find me a woman, Lainey Lewis! 185 00:05:59,180 --> 00:06:02,148 Meet me in my office! 186 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:04,684 Wow. He heals fast. 187 00:06:04,786 --> 00:06:06,486 Hey. 188 00:06:06,588 --> 00:06:07,653 Headed to the library. 189 00:06:07,756 --> 00:06:09,922 About to Counselor Code it up with Dr. Ness. 190 00:06:09,991 --> 00:06:11,035 What are you gonna hit him with? 191 00:06:11,113 --> 00:06:13,473 Well, I thought I'd start with the old "Tap n' Talk." 192 00:06:13,543 --> 00:06:14,894 You know... mm. 193 00:06:14,996 --> 00:06:16,129 Nice. 194 00:06:16,197 --> 00:06:17,864 Then I'm gonna propose a weekly steam session. 195 00:06:17,932 --> 00:06:19,432 Which of course doesn't involve a steam room, 196 00:06:19,534 --> 00:06:20,533 just letting off some steam. 197 00:06:20,602 --> 00:06:21,834 You know it. 198 00:06:21,870 --> 00:06:23,669 I've also had a lot of luck with assigning a rage journal, 199 00:06:23,772 --> 00:06:25,004 if you want to give that a shot. 200 00:06:25,073 --> 00:06:27,789 Ooh. I'm calm just holding this. 201 00:06:27,867 --> 00:06:29,842 It's all yours. Good luck. 202 00:06:29,891 --> 00:06:30,920 I won't need it. 203 00:06:30,945 --> 00:06:31,961 When I'm done with him, 204 00:06:32,023 --> 00:06:34,247 this guy's gonna be mentally healthy as [bleep]. 205 00:06:34,282 --> 00:06:36,149 That's what I like to hear, Principal. 206 00:06:37,852 --> 00:06:40,419 Hey, Randy. What's shakin', bacon? 207 00:06:40,488 --> 00:06:42,054 My dog, if you must know. 208 00:06:42,157 --> 00:06:43,990 He has a neurological disorder. 209 00:06:44,058 --> 00:06:45,925 Oh, well, that's so sad. 210 00:06:45,994 --> 00:06:47,760 Hey, you know what else is sad? 211 00:06:47,829 --> 00:06:50,396 Is when people are scared to come to the library. 212 00:06:50,465 --> 00:06:52,632 Oh, is this about when I turned over that bookshelf? 213 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:54,934 No, I had not heard about that, 214 00:06:55,003 --> 00:06:57,837 but I am here to chat with you about a few things, 215 00:06:57,906 --> 00:07:00,573 like throwing books, uh, yelling at the students... 216 00:07:00,675 --> 00:07:01,874 You think I'm the problem? 217 00:07:01,976 --> 00:07:03,843 Those snot-nosed kids are the damn problem. 218 00:07:03,912 --> 00:07:06,913 No one is saying that there's a problem. 219 00:07:07,015 --> 00:07:09,582 Get your hand off of me. 220 00:07:09,651 --> 00:07:11,851 I was just doing the Tap n' Talk. 221 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:14,420 But maybe talking isn't what you need. 222 00:07:14,489 --> 00:07:16,856 Maybe what you need is to express your feelings 223 00:07:16,925 --> 00:07:18,291 with this rage journal. 224 00:07:18,393 --> 00:07:19,458 Huh. 225 00:07:19,527 --> 00:07:21,627 That's a great idea, John. 226 00:07:21,729 --> 00:07:26,098 Express my feelings with this rage journal. 227 00:07:26,201 --> 00:07:27,900 Like... this! 228 00:07:27,969 --> 00:07:29,248 Whoa! 229 00:07:30,438 --> 00:07:31,804 I have to fire Ness. 230 00:07:31,873 --> 00:07:33,105 What a great decision you came up with 231 00:07:33,174 --> 00:07:34,807 - entirely on your own. - Thank you. 232 00:07:34,876 --> 00:07:36,042 He is a person, John. 233 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:38,644 He has a mother and a favorite ice-cream flavor 234 00:07:38,713 --> 00:07:40,980 and a dog that he threw a birthday party for, 235 00:07:41,049 --> 00:07:43,216 which I attended and had so much fun. 236 00:07:43,318 --> 00:07:45,251 You could try water therapy, as long as you're both 237 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:46,819 comfortable in bathing suits together. 238 00:07:46,921 --> 00:07:49,088 - Pool or tank? - Please ignore CB. 239 00:07:49,157 --> 00:07:50,590 You're the person we're all looking to 240 00:07:50,692 --> 00:07:52,158 for decisive action here. 241 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:54,193 You have to stop viewing Ness as a human being. 242 00:07:54,295 --> 00:07:56,596 He's a man-shaped problem in a tweed blazer 243 00:07:56,664 --> 00:07:57,763 who needs to go. 244 00:07:57,866 --> 00:07:59,365 How can you be so heartless? 245 00:07:59,434 --> 00:08:01,467 - Right? - No, I want to know how. 246 00:08:01,536 --> 00:08:03,697 I tried to get through to him and give him a second chance, 247 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:04,837 but he refused. 248 00:08:04,939 --> 00:08:07,540 Wilma Howell, teach me how to be heartless. 249 00:08:07,642 --> 00:08:09,609 A lot of my kids have this same trouble 250 00:08:09,711 --> 00:08:11,811 separating their emotions from their work. 251 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,980 Why don't you pop by my biology lab today? 252 00:08:14,082 --> 00:08:15,181 - Sounds fun. - Yeah. 253 00:08:15,283 --> 00:08:17,283 You're gonna cut open a cute little froggy. 254 00:08:17,385 --> 00:08:18,784 Oh. 255 00:08:18,887 --> 00:08:20,253 In this first column, I've written down 256 00:08:20,355 --> 00:08:22,188 all the places to meet women in our community, 257 00:08:22,290 --> 00:08:24,891 and on this side, I've listed all the places you go. 258 00:08:26,094 --> 00:08:27,960 - Good news. One match. - No! 259 00:08:28,062 --> 00:08:29,061 Absolutely not. 260 00:08:29,163 --> 00:08:31,364 Fitness club is where I focus on this temple. 261 00:08:31,466 --> 00:08:33,933 I can do a standing jump on this table right now. 262 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,768 That means I don't need a running start. 263 00:08:35,870 --> 00:08:38,437 I cannot train my body to do that kind of thing 264 00:08:38,539 --> 00:08:39,538 while I'm flirting. 265 00:08:39,641 --> 00:08:40,806 You wanna see me jump? 266 00:08:40,909 --> 00:08:42,341 I most certainly do not. 267 00:08:42,410 --> 00:08:44,798 Okay. Your loss. 268 00:08:44,868 --> 00:08:45,878 What else you got? 269 00:08:45,980 --> 00:08:47,079 That's your only option, buddy. 270 00:08:47,181 --> 00:08:48,581 Do you really not go to the grocery store? 271 00:08:48,683 --> 00:08:49,649 Where do you buy your food? 272 00:08:49,751 --> 00:08:51,017 The neighborhood farm plot. 273 00:08:51,119 --> 00:08:53,562 You want to get the kind of ruby-red I get in a beet? 274 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:55,488 You got to grow it yourself. 275 00:08:55,590 --> 00:08:56,555 Then we can ask around 276 00:08:56,658 --> 00:08:58,024 and find some people to set you up with? 277 00:08:58,126 --> 00:08:59,058 If you give it time, 278 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:00,860 you will absolutely find someone. 279 00:09:00,962 --> 00:09:01,894 It seems so difficult. 280 00:09:01,996 --> 00:09:03,696 If only finding a mate was as efficient 281 00:09:03,798 --> 00:09:04,964 as recruiting a ball player. 282 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:06,699 I get these guys in front of me, and within five minutes, 283 00:09:06,768 --> 00:09:09,068 I can tell if they're Mellor material. 284 00:09:09,170 --> 00:09:10,870 Yeah, I'm not sure... 285 00:09:10,972 --> 00:09:13,539 Wait a second. That actually exists. 286 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,243 Let's find you a new recruit. 287 00:09:21,412 --> 00:09:24,148 Principal Glascott knew he needed to fire Dr. Ness, 288 00:09:24,226 --> 00:09:25,937 but he needed a little bit of practice first 289 00:09:26,003 --> 00:09:27,302 at being a little more ruthless. 290 00:09:27,373 --> 00:09:29,542 Now, no more dawdling. Time to cut and gut. 291 00:09:29,599 --> 00:09:31,118 This is hard, 292 00:09:31,187 --> 00:09:34,005 knowing that this frog had a family and a name. 293 00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:35,422 Its name was Sample 27. 294 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:36,945 I bet he went by Sampley. 295 00:09:37,016 --> 00:09:38,349 You're not helping, CB. 296 00:09:38,418 --> 00:09:40,685 I'm helping remind you who you are, John. 297 00:09:40,787 --> 00:09:42,520 I'm helping you be a better leader. 298 00:09:42,555 --> 00:09:43,921 Okay, everyone just stop talking. 299 00:09:43,990 --> 00:09:45,189 I'm doing this. 300 00:09:45,291 --> 00:09:46,657 Don't hurt me. 301 00:09:46,759 --> 00:09:49,493 I play the banjo and I'm in love with Miss Piggy. Ooh. 302 00:09:49,562 --> 00:09:51,717 John, this frog is not Kermit. 303 00:09:51,811 --> 00:09:53,163 Kermit's not even Kermit. 304 00:09:53,241 --> 00:09:54,899 He's just felt and a man's hand. 305 00:09:54,968 --> 00:09:56,167 In a moment like this, 306 00:09:56,236 --> 00:09:58,502 it's best to separate yourself from your feelings, 307 00:09:58,571 --> 00:10:00,572 like I have to whenever CB starts talking. 308 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:02,275 - That's rude. - I'm sorry. 309 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,627 I just can't turn off my emotions like that. 310 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:07,545 Good. Emotions are what make you you, John. 311 00:10:07,647 --> 00:10:09,313 Or are your emotions holding you back? 312 00:10:09,382 --> 00:10:12,717 This is for the greater good, John. 313 00:10:12,785 --> 00:10:13,851 You're right. 314 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:15,887 I'm head of school now. 315 00:10:15,955 --> 00:10:18,189 Head of schools cut frogs. 316 00:10:18,258 --> 00:10:21,058 Metaphorically. 317 00:10:24,864 --> 00:10:27,365 I hope Sampley haunts you from the grave. 318 00:10:27,433 --> 00:10:29,333 I had convinced Coach that speed-dating 319 00:10:29,435 --> 00:10:31,168 was the perfect venue to find a quick match, 320 00:10:31,237 --> 00:10:34,805 but he may have taken the quick part a little too seriously. 321 00:10:34,908 --> 00:10:37,541 I weigh a buck-85. How about you? 322 00:10:37,644 --> 00:10:38,676 You ever live on a boat? 323 00:10:38,745 --> 00:10:40,578 Is that a wig, or is that your real hair? 324 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:41,913 What's your favorite kind of squat? 325 00:10:45,285 --> 00:10:47,151 Oh, no. What is he doing? 326 00:10:47,253 --> 00:10:49,420 Mellor! 327 00:10:50,657 --> 00:10:51,789 You a fan of beet juice? 328 00:10:51,858 --> 00:10:53,491 Winter Olympics or Summer Olympics? 329 00:10:53,593 --> 00:10:54,959 Don't think, just answer. 330 00:10:55,028 --> 00:10:58,062 Talk to me about your paternal grandmother's medical history. 331 00:10:59,632 --> 00:11:02,366 - We need to talk. - Whoa! 332 00:11:02,468 --> 00:11:03,901 I didn't see you pay the registration fee. 333 00:11:03,970 --> 00:11:06,037 I'm not speed-dating you, dummy. I'm here to coach you. 334 00:11:06,105 --> 00:11:07,204 You can't just ask these women 335 00:11:07,273 --> 00:11:09,307 about their body mass and root-vegetable intake. 336 00:11:09,409 --> 00:11:10,841 Why? If there are deal-breakers, 337 00:11:10,944 --> 00:11:12,743 it's best everybody knows about them now. 338 00:11:12,812 --> 00:11:15,079 Slow down and try and have a real conversation. 339 00:11:15,181 --> 00:11:16,781 Listen to what these women are saying. 340 00:11:16,849 --> 00:11:18,215 Well, if they're expressing 341 00:11:18,284 --> 00:11:20,718 that they don't like that their BMI is in the "warning" range, 342 00:11:20,820 --> 00:11:22,153 I can't say that I blame them. 343 00:11:22,221 --> 00:11:23,554 I know this seems crazy, 344 00:11:23,623 --> 00:11:25,723 but this is a real opportunity for you to meet someone, 345 00:11:25,825 --> 00:11:26,857 and I want that for you. 346 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,327 I want it, too. But I'm... 347 00:11:29,395 --> 00:11:31,128 Scared? 348 00:11:32,131 --> 00:11:33,597 - Yeah. - I get that, 349 00:11:33,666 --> 00:11:36,452 but you're only going to get out of this what you put into it. 350 00:11:36,507 --> 00:11:37,671 Show them you're vulnerable. 351 00:11:37,728 --> 00:11:39,162 I don't know how to do that. 352 00:11:39,205 --> 00:11:41,172 You just did when you admitted you were scared. 353 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,707 You're looking for a partner, not a football recruit. 354 00:11:43,810 --> 00:11:45,676 Put Coach on the sideline and be Rick. 355 00:11:45,745 --> 00:11:48,045 Okay. Game on. 356 00:11:48,114 --> 00:11:50,247 I m... I mean, normal conversation on. 357 00:11:50,316 --> 00:11:52,716 Okay. 358 00:11:53,953 --> 00:11:56,253 - How you doing? I'm Rick. - Samantha. 359 00:11:56,289 --> 00:11:58,722 - How you doing, Samantha? - A-Actually, I'm really nervous. 360 00:11:58,791 --> 00:12:01,192 Well, you know what? I'm really nervous, too. 361 00:12:01,260 --> 00:12:03,794 So, maybe we'll just be really nervous together. 362 00:12:03,896 --> 00:12:06,530 Okay. 363 00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:09,700 Yes. 364 00:12:09,802 --> 00:12:11,135 Hey, Wilma. 365 00:12:11,237 --> 00:12:13,838 Guess who's fired up and eager to get in there 366 00:12:13,906 --> 00:12:16,307 with absolutely no qualms and fire Dr. Ness? 367 00:12:16,409 --> 00:12:17,341 This guy. 368 00:12:17,410 --> 00:12:18,776 How long have you been standing there? 369 00:12:18,878 --> 00:12:20,277 Uh, about 45 minutes. 370 00:12:20,379 --> 00:12:21,579 And I can't waste any more time. 371 00:12:21,681 --> 00:12:23,414 I've already missed one important meeting, 372 00:12:23,483 --> 00:12:24,582 but I guess that was good 373 00:12:24,684 --> 00:12:26,550 for the kid who set the flag on fire. 374 00:12:26,652 --> 00:12:27,952 We've gone over this. 375 00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:30,154 Switch off your emotions for the greater good. 376 00:12:30,223 --> 00:12:31,856 Why does the female praying mantis 377 00:12:31,924 --> 00:12:33,724 bite off the male's head while mating? 378 00:12:33,826 --> 00:12:35,259 Oh, my God. They actually do that? 379 00:12:35,328 --> 00:12:36,861 I'm gonna guess for the greater good. 380 00:12:36,963 --> 00:12:37,895 Correct. 381 00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:39,897 His death spasms increase the odds 382 00:12:39,999 --> 00:12:41,332 of successful procreation. 383 00:12:41,434 --> 00:12:42,333 Gross. 384 00:12:42,401 --> 00:12:43,969 All right, cleansing breath, John. 385 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,436 Let's get in there and do this. 386 00:12:45,538 --> 00:12:46,737 - No cleansing breath! - Ooh! 387 00:12:46,806 --> 00:12:48,973 - Go eat his damn head! - Ah! 388 00:12:49,041 --> 00:12:53,110 That is a lot of money to be spending on a Weimaraner. 389 00:12:53,179 --> 00:12:55,579 But if the surgery buys me a few extra months, 390 00:12:55,615 --> 00:12:57,848 then I just gotta get him to his next birthday. 391 00:12:57,950 --> 00:12:59,917 I can't do this. 392 00:13:00,019 --> 00:13:02,052 All right, thanks. 393 00:13:02,121 --> 00:13:04,255 The library's closed. 394 00:13:04,323 --> 00:13:07,791 Dr. Ness, there is no easy way to say this, 395 00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:09,927 but in light of your behavior, 396 00:13:10,029 --> 00:13:10,928 I have to. 397 00:13:11,030 --> 00:13:12,897 First of all, I want to thank you 398 00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:15,299 for all the work you've done here at William Penn. 399 00:13:15,401 --> 00:13:16,433 Wait, wait, hold on. 400 00:13:16,502 --> 00:13:20,237 It... It... It sounds like you're firing me. 401 00:13:20,339 --> 00:13:21,338 As principal, 402 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:24,275 I need to run the best school possible, 403 00:13:24,377 --> 00:13:26,377 and you've become toxic. 404 00:13:26,479 --> 00:13:28,479 You can't do this. 405 00:13:28,548 --> 00:13:30,648 I'm a doctor of library sciences. 406 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:32,016 You're just a... 407 00:13:32,084 --> 00:13:34,919 mister with some bachelor's degree. 408 00:13:35,955 --> 00:13:37,888 Dr. Ness, you're fired. 409 00:13:40,293 --> 00:13:41,659 Are you crying? 410 00:13:41,727 --> 00:13:43,093 No. 411 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,999 This is so exciting. 412 00:13:49,068 --> 00:13:50,701 The proctor is tallying up all the matches. 413 00:13:50,803 --> 00:13:52,069 I really got into it at the end there. 414 00:13:52,171 --> 00:13:54,038 Good. I bet you and Samantha matched. 415 00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:56,407 Well, she loves beets as much as I do. 416 00:13:56,509 --> 00:13:57,575 I told you not to talk about beets. 417 00:13:57,677 --> 00:13:59,643 The conversation just naturally went there. 418 00:13:59,745 --> 00:14:00,778 This is yours. 419 00:14:00,846 --> 00:14:02,513 And yours. 420 00:14:02,582 --> 00:14:03,847 Oh, no, no, no. I wasn't even... 421 00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:05,816 Oh, wow. 10? 422 00:14:05,918 --> 00:14:07,885 How'd you do? 423 00:14:07,954 --> 00:14:09,954 Uh, well, I got none. 424 00:14:10,056 --> 00:14:12,289 What? No, that can't be right. 425 00:14:12,391 --> 00:14:14,425 I hate Samantha. 426 00:14:14,527 --> 00:14:16,260 Well, that's that. It was good fun. 427 00:14:16,362 --> 00:14:18,462 Um... let's go to a bar. 428 00:14:18,564 --> 00:14:20,364 I'm a fantastic wing woman. 429 00:14:20,466 --> 00:14:21,599 Eh, I, uh... 430 00:14:21,701 --> 00:14:23,667 I got some stuff I gotta do. 431 00:14:23,769 --> 00:14:24,969 You know what I was thinking? 432 00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:27,071 You know those dating shows like "Studs" or "Singled Out"? 433 00:14:27,173 --> 00:14:29,139 I bet you would be great on one of those. 434 00:14:29,175 --> 00:14:31,609 Lainey, just stop, okay? I-It just didn't work. 435 00:14:31,711 --> 00:14:33,777 I don't want to date anybody anymore, okay? 436 00:14:33,847 --> 00:14:36,040 - No, it's not okay, Rick. - Don't you get it? 437 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,716 I was happier pretending that I had somebody in my life 438 00:14:38,741 --> 00:14:39,794 than confirming the fact 439 00:14:39,819 --> 00:14:41,285 that I'm not compatible with anyone. 440 00:14:41,387 --> 00:14:43,287 I'm closing my heart for good. 441 00:14:43,389 --> 00:14:45,956 No. Rick, come on. 442 00:14:46,058 --> 00:14:48,659 Not everybody gets to be happy in love, Lainey Lewis. 443 00:14:52,886 --> 00:14:55,161 After firing his problem librarian, 444 00:14:55,217 --> 00:14:58,208 Glascott had a new problem... extreme guilt. 445 00:14:58,287 --> 00:15:00,774 But he had a plan to make things better. 446 00:15:01,981 --> 00:15:03,080 I got your message. 447 00:15:03,182 --> 00:15:04,582 What do you need to talk about? 448 00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:07,218 To be honest, it's kind of weird for me to be here since... 449 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,586 you fired me. 450 00:15:08,654 --> 00:15:10,955 Fired you as a librarian, but that doesn't mean 451 00:15:11,023 --> 00:15:12,957 I can't hire you to help organize my office. 452 00:15:13,025 --> 00:15:14,225 Look at this place. 453 00:15:14,293 --> 00:15:16,433 I really let it get away from me. 454 00:15:16,519 --> 00:15:20,464 I need your help, at $7 an hour. 455 00:15:20,566 --> 00:15:22,366 I have two Masters and a doctorate. 456 00:15:22,401 --> 00:15:24,300 So...$7.50? 457 00:15:24,355 --> 00:15:25,569 But look, at that rate, you're gonna have to 458 00:15:25,638 --> 00:15:27,171 come by my house and do some landscaping, 459 00:15:27,206 --> 00:15:28,339 or maybe some light painting. 460 00:15:28,407 --> 00:15:30,274 Right now, my kitchen is in powder blue, 461 00:15:30,343 --> 00:15:31,709 but I would love to see it in periwinkle. 462 00:15:34,714 --> 00:15:35,946 We need to talk. 463 00:15:36,048 --> 00:15:37,248 I'm not sure we do. 464 00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,884 Rick, I know it's hard to open yourself up, 465 00:15:39,952 --> 00:15:41,619 but it's better than living your whole life 466 00:15:41,721 --> 00:15:42,987 closed off to love. 467 00:15:43,022 --> 00:15:45,556 Who needs love when you've got "SportsCenter" and a Bowflex? 468 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:47,391 Come on. Would you tell a kid to stop playing sports 469 00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:48,492 because he lost one game? 470 00:15:48,594 --> 00:15:50,594 That's easy for you to say. You have Barry. 471 00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:52,830 You don't know anything about love being... hard. 472 00:15:52,899 --> 00:15:54,031 That's where you're wrong. 473 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,100 I know I always talk about how great it is, 474 00:15:56,169 --> 00:15:57,835 but it's been really hard having Barry so far away. 475 00:15:57,970 --> 00:15:59,203 You know the other night when I said 476 00:15:59,272 --> 00:16:00,604 we were watching "Friends" on the phone together? 477 00:16:00,673 --> 00:16:02,706 - Yeah. - Well, the truth is, he fell asleep. 478 00:16:02,775 --> 00:16:04,441 He doesn't love "Friends" like I do. 479 00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:06,076 He likes "Suddenly Susan" better. 480 00:16:06,145 --> 00:16:08,145 Well, that is a problem. 481 00:16:08,247 --> 00:16:09,980 All relationships are challenging, 482 00:16:10,016 --> 00:16:11,382 but they're worth it. 483 00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:13,884 And you're really missing out if you're not willing to try. 484 00:16:13,953 --> 00:16:16,921 Well, how do you propose I try? 485 00:16:17,023 --> 00:16:20,024 Well, just keep this open. 486 00:16:20,092 --> 00:16:23,093 Might not happen fast, but be ready when it does. 487 00:16:23,162 --> 00:16:26,230 And don't be afraid to show her who you really are. 488 00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:33,370 Look, John, I-I-I see what you're trying to do. 489 00:16:33,472 --> 00:16:35,606 I just feel so awful. 490 00:16:35,675 --> 00:16:37,541 Firing you was very hard on me. 491 00:16:37,577 --> 00:16:39,176 I-I just hate the thought 492 00:16:39,245 --> 00:16:40,978 of putting you out on the street. 493 00:16:41,047 --> 00:16:43,180 Truth is, I'm glad you fired me. 494 00:16:43,282 --> 00:16:45,349 It was a big wake-up call. 495 00:16:45,451 --> 00:16:47,418 I was angry, burned out. 496 00:16:47,486 --> 00:16:48,586 - Yeah. - I mean, in 10 years, 497 00:16:48,654 --> 00:16:50,955 are people even gonna need a librarian? 498 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:51,999 Of course. 499 00:16:52,024 --> 00:16:53,457 Where else would people get books? 500 00:16:53,559 --> 00:16:56,679 And what? Will a computer tell you what you'd like to read? 501 00:16:56,757 --> 00:16:58,762 I don't think so. 502 00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:03,033 Wait, is that Dr. Ness? 503 00:17:03,135 --> 00:17:04,401 Why is he back? 504 00:17:04,470 --> 00:17:07,338 Uh, well, it seems like John... who's a human being... 505 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,572 feels guilty 506 00:17:08,608 --> 00:17:10,975 and is now trying to pay Ness to be his manservant. 507 00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:13,944 I think it's sweet that Glascott ransacked his entire office 508 00:17:14,046 --> 00:17:15,512 just to help heal a friend. 509 00:17:15,581 --> 00:17:18,048 This school's just a lot to get used to. 510 00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:20,851 It was the tough love of the firing that woke me up, 511 00:17:20,953 --> 00:17:22,820 but after I calmed down, 512 00:17:22,888 --> 00:17:25,122 it was your kindness and words of wisdom 513 00:17:25,224 --> 00:17:28,225 that pointed me in the direction I needed to go. 514 00:17:28,294 --> 00:17:31,161 I finally started anger-management counseling. 515 00:17:31,264 --> 00:17:33,998 And I'm on my fourth rage journal. 516 00:17:37,703 --> 00:17:40,070 He gave me the Tap n' Talk. 517 00:17:43,476 --> 00:17:44,708 How'd it go? 518 00:17:44,744 --> 00:17:46,844 Well, I broke some pretty valuable stuff in my office. 519 00:17:46,946 --> 00:17:48,212 I didn't think that through. 520 00:17:48,247 --> 00:17:50,514 But Dr. Ness is gonna be fine. 521 00:17:50,616 --> 00:17:51,629 I gotta say, 522 00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:54,051 I heard the way your kindness affected Ness for the better. 523 00:17:54,153 --> 00:17:55,919 Your touchy-feely Counselor Code 524 00:17:55,988 --> 00:17:57,621 has its role in being a boss. 525 00:17:57,691 --> 00:17:59,352 Well, we appreciate you saying you could learn 526 00:17:59,407 --> 00:18:01,563 - a few things from both of us. - That's not what I said. 527 00:18:01,594 --> 00:18:03,827 Actually, I've learned in some ways, you both were right. 528 00:18:03,863 --> 00:18:06,463 I needed to be hard on him in order to protect the school, 529 00:18:06,565 --> 00:18:08,966 and I needed to be kind to support him. 530 00:18:08,991 --> 00:18:10,034 And I did both. 531 00:18:10,102 --> 00:18:11,168 Good job, John. 532 00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:14,004 I don't need your praise, but I do need both of you 533 00:18:14,106 --> 00:18:15,539 to come help me clean up my office. 534 00:18:15,608 --> 00:18:18,275 Step lightly, 'cause I broke a few figurines. 535 00:18:18,344 --> 00:18:20,544 Turns out, Glascott was able to grow as a boss 536 00:18:20,646 --> 00:18:22,261 but stay true to himself. 537 00:18:22,339 --> 00:18:25,916 He was part counselor, part principal, all Glascott. 538 00:18:26,018 --> 00:18:27,084 Hi. 539 00:18:27,186 --> 00:18:29,553 Uh, excuse me. My nephew loves your class. 540 00:18:29,655 --> 00:18:31,021 You're the gym teacher, right? 541 00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:32,356 Oh, yeah. Coach Mellor. 542 00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:33,757 Julie. I'm Toby's aunt. 543 00:18:33,859 --> 00:18:34,792 Welcome. 544 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:36,727 Thanks, Coach. 545 00:18:36,796 --> 00:18:38,162 Toby's a big fan of your class. 546 00:18:38,264 --> 00:18:39,763 Well, that's nice to hear. 547 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,666 Enjoy your evening. 548 00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:50,274 Uh, on second thought, you should call me Rick. 549 00:18:50,376 --> 00:18:52,242 Hey, Rick. 550 00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:55,312 This is gonna sound very strange, but I feel like... 551 00:18:55,348 --> 00:18:57,047 Have we met before? You look very familiar. 552 00:18:57,116 --> 00:18:58,682 I-I didn't want to make this weird, 553 00:18:58,751 --> 00:19:00,751 but I actually think that we go to the same gym. 554 00:19:00,853 --> 00:19:02,720 That's right! Yeah! 555 00:19:02,822 --> 00:19:04,421 Sorry. I'm sorry I never said hi. 556 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:06,423 I just... I'm pretty focused on my workout, so... 557 00:19:06,492 --> 00:19:08,826 Oh, good for you. I'm never focused enough. 558 00:19:10,563 --> 00:19:12,062 Well, you don't look like you need it. 559 00:19:12,164 --> 00:19:13,564 Opening your heart can be scary, 560 00:19:13,632 --> 00:19:15,366 but when you have people who support you, 561 00:19:15,468 --> 00:19:17,601 - it can make it a little bit easier. - Oh, my gosh! 562 00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:19,770 That is amazing. 563 00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:21,855 How do you do that? 564 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,307 I almost didn't. 565 00:19:26,312 --> 00:19:28,812 Hey, who was that in the gym you were talking to for 20 minutes? 566 00:19:28,914 --> 00:19:31,068 - Her name is Julie. - She's cute. 567 00:19:31,138 --> 00:19:32,443 Yeah, she's a nurse. 568 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,151 Gave me an earful about stretching 569 00:19:34,253 --> 00:19:35,819 before I jump up on a table. 570 00:19:35,921 --> 00:19:37,654 - Oh, or lift a fridge. - Yeah. 571 00:19:37,723 --> 00:19:39,556 I think I like her. 572 00:19:39,658 --> 00:19:42,025 Who knows? Maybe something will happen, maybe it won't. 573 00:19:42,128 --> 00:19:43,527 Yeah, you never do know. 574 00:19:43,629 --> 00:19:45,229 You want to wait for me for a sec? 575 00:19:45,331 --> 00:19:47,297 I got to turn this in to the nurse's office. 576 00:19:50,703 --> 00:19:52,035 That's the thing about friends. 577 00:19:52,138 --> 00:19:54,438 They can get you through whatever life throws your way. 578 00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:58,075 Whether it's opening your heart or giving some tough love, 579 00:19:58,177 --> 00:20:00,057 they'll always be there for you. 580 00:20:00,378 --> 00:20:02,823 I'm a lot denser than I look... physically, I mean. 581 00:20:02,909 --> 00:20:06,065 Favorite singer? Easy. Mr. Burt Bacharach. 582 00:20:06,136 --> 00:20:07,202 Was I not just talking to you? 583 00:20:07,304 --> 00:20:08,804 You guys are all starting to look alike. 584 00:20:08,906 --> 00:20:11,573 I'm looking for a teammate, a doubles partner, 585 00:20:11,675 --> 00:20:14,286 a holder to put down the football of love 586 00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:17,497 so I can kick it right through the uprights of companionship. 587 00:20:17,606 --> 00:20:19,130 Let's arm wrestle. Come on. 588 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,416 I'm... I'm gonna win, but I want to see how strong you are. 589 00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:23,363 Yeah, I know they say "big-boned." 590 00:20:23,457 --> 00:20:24,606 It's what you hear all the time. 591 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,355 A person can lose weight in their bones. Trust me. 592 00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:29,491 I noticed your hands are super rough. 593 00:20:29,593 --> 00:20:32,060 You work with your hands or is that an allergy? 594 00:20:32,162 --> 00:20:34,803 My favorite sensation is the wind on my thighs. 595 00:20:34,873 --> 00:20:37,215 Makes them feel free 'cause they're American. 596 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,902 As of today, it has been 38 months since I've worn pants. 597 00:20:41,004 --> 00:20:43,738 Oh, well, I think it's weird you can't sleep standing up. 598 00:20:43,841 --> 00:20:45,540 I want to test your tensile strength. 599 00:20:45,642 --> 00:20:48,053 I want you to squeeze my hand as hard as you can. 600 00:20:48,139 --> 00:20:49,544 Don't worry. You will not hurt me. 601 00:20:49,646 --> 00:20:52,171 If I had one wish, it'd be to be a centaur. 602 00:20:52,241 --> 00:20:54,349 Can't be strong enough in the lower body. 603 00:20:54,451 --> 00:20:56,985 I'm not shouting!! You're shouting!! 604 00:20:57,087 --> 00:20:58,920 Where are you going? We still have more time. 605 00:20:59,022 --> 00:21:00,188 Timer didn't go off.