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Back in the '90s,
dating-themed TV game shows
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hit a peak like never before.
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Shows like "Blind Date," "Studs,"
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"Personals" ruled the airwaves...
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at least between midnight and 2:00 a.m.
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But the king of them all was
the monster hit "Singled Out,"
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and there was no bigger fan of the show
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than our own Principal Glascott.
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All right, everybody.
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I've got big Valentine's Day news.
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We are gonna put on our own
version of "Singled Out."
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- That MTV dating show?
- Exactly.
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With us teachers as the contestants.
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It'll be for charity,
and the students will love it.
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Oh, Barry's coming for Valentine's Day.
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I'm pretty sure he'll want to play
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'cause he's super competitive.
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It's often unhealthy.
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In a supreme act of chivalry,
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I say my love Julie
must bow out of this.
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The idea of dozens of men
vying for her hand
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- sickens her.
- I'm fine with it.
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Trying to be so brave,
but it's tearing her up inside.
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It's not.
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Love demands that I remove
Julie from this contest.
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For her sanity.
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I am good with whatever
you need me to do, John,
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and Rick's fine with it, too.
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Thank you.
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And I thought that our own Wilma Howell
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would serve as our bachelorette.
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You? Selecting from 50 bachelors? Yowza!
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No. Pass.
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Is there romance in the air for Wilma?
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This is weird and out of bounds.
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It'll be fun. Just do it.
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- Yeah, no.
- Please.
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- No, no, no.
- Do it.
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- No.
- Come on.
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Fine. If it'll end this.
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All right. She loves it. Okay.
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And for William Penn's
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saucy former Playmate
sidekick, Jenny McCarthy?
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Choice is pretty obvious.
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Liz Flemming.
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Oh, Liz is actually in Upstate New York
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showing her dogs...
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not competitively, just around.
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Oh, okay. Well, I guess
we could use Lainey.
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Oh, so, I'm second choice?
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Do you want the job, or...?
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- No, I'll do it.
- Great.
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So, that only leaves selecting the host.
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We need someone that is
camera-ready, charismatic,
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really comfortable in front of a crowd.
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How about Johnny Atkins?
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Yes! My big break!
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Hollywood, here I come.
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Hey, what a great idea, CB,
to have Johnny do it.
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So, I guess we're all set, then, right?
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Oh, Johnny, I have one question.
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Do you have your own
game-show microphone?
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Uh, no.
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Oh, that's too bad, because...
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I do!
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♪ One of these days,
you're gonna get outta here ♪
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♪ Live your life and finally be free ♪
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♪ Go where you wanna go,
do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ Someday, you will say
"Those were the days" ♪
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It was February 12th, 1990-something,
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and it had been a week
since I'd found out
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CB had more-than-friend feelings for me,
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which had me feeling a little uneasy.
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Why are you crab-walking
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around the cafeteria
like you're Sebastian?
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I'm trying to avoid CB,
which I wouldn't have to do
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if you hadn't told me
he has a crush on me.
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I did? Wow.
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What Mr. Granger said
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while he was stealing
office supplies is true...
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I am no good at keeping secrets.
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See? I just did it again.
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I just don't want to hurt CB's feelings.
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But I guess since he doesn't
know that I know,
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all I have to do is play it cool,
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and everything will be normal.
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Hey, Lainey.
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Ooh, Lainey.
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You broke my heart.
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What?! I didn't even know!
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Uh, i-if I did,
I didn't do it on purpose.
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It's okay. It's just a cookie.
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Right. Obviously. Duh.
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That's...
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That's funny. That's a funny cookie.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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Um, are you okay?
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- You're acting weird.
- Me? No.
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Anyway, thank you for
the nice cookie friend gift.
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Mm.
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Cool and normal... check and check.
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You be quiet. I just wasn't prepared.
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But now I can just behave
the same as normal,
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and our friendship won't change.
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Since that knowledge
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is in the prefrontal cortex
of your brain,
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you will not be able to behave
as if you didn't know.
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- It's science.
- Yeah?
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Well, I have my doubts about
this "science" you speak of.
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- You can't doubt science.
- Oh, I doubt it, all right.
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I doubt it all over.
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I will prove your science wrong.
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Then the challenge is on!
Science is gonna waste ya!
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You get a little scary.
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You come for science, you come for me.
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As the challenge was on
between Wilma and me,
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Glascott was getting some
pushback of his own.
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So, game show host-wise,
I was thinking of going
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with a modern Richard Dawson vibe.
What do you think?
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I think no kids
will be paying attention.
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Hm.
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Uhp, gotta go.
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Well, thanks for playing our game!
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Felicia feeling any better?
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She's doing just great.
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What makes you think she's not?
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She missed PE.
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Oh, that's weird. Felicia loves PE.
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This is the fifth class she's missed
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for medical reasons.
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- I didn't know she was sick.
- How could you not?
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You're the one who signed
all her excuse notes.
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This does look like my handwriting,
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but somehow better.
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Forging signatures, often the first step
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in a life of crime...
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or light secretarial work.
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I love how she crosses the T's
in "Glascott" with one line
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and then curls it under.
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- It's bold yet refined.
- 'Tis.
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Hey, do you mind if I keep it?
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I'm gonna get my rubber stamps
made just like this.
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Have at it, but if your niece
misses one more swim class,
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I may have to fail her for the semester.
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Wait. She's skipping swim class?
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I think I know what's going on.
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The recurring "medical" issue
is probably a womanly issue
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that she's too embarrassed
to talk about.
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It's... It's her, uh...
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It's her uteroshmmhmmm.
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Her "uteroshmmhmmm"?
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What's her uteroshmmhmmm?
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Her perioushmmhmmhmmhmm.
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I don't know how to make it
any more clear.
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Oh, that!
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She needs guidance.
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Can't she talk to her mom
about that stuff
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or any lady she sees in
the street that's not us?
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Come on, Rick.
My sister's working two jobs.
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Her plate is full.
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We can handle this. We're evolved.
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Well, to be honest with you,
I'm still a little unclear
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about some of the nuts
and bolts down there.
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Well, it's a good thing
that I'm emotionally equipped
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to handle delicate feminine topics.
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In fact, I just talked to
my secretary, Martha,
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about menopause
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and gently guided her into
the quiet winter of her life.
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Glascott was willing to
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have an uncomfortable talk
with his niece,
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and I was proving to Wilma
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that things between CB and I
had never been more pleasant.
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Oh, hello, CB. And how are you today?
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- I am fine.
- I'm fine, as well.
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Oh, I brought you one of my Snapples
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from the teachers' lounge fridge,
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and I would be happy to share,
as I always do with you.
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Thanks, but I'm more
into brewed tea now.
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Gently steeped young leaves
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paired with riveting conversation?
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Nothing better.
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I got something to show you.
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See? Couldn't be more normal.
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Yeah, it's early.
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Check out my new tea ball.
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Tea Spectator says
it's perfect for brewing oolong,
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which is kind of my jam these days.
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I had been dabbling in rooibos,
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but the subtle mouth feeling
of oolong...
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Now I know why they call it "oooo" long.
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This is the guy
you want to stay friends with?
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Lainey likes a nice Earl Grey.
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Does she occasionally enjoy chamomile?
Yes, she does.
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Let's go grab a cup of tea later
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in the same manner as we often do.
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Oh, I was hoping to see the movie "Babe"
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before it leaves theaters.
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The pig movie? That looks adorable!
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And since we're such good
friends, how 'bout I join you?
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Oh, sure, yeah, if you'd like.
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In fact, let's grab a bite after...
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two friends discussing a film.
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Sounds good.
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Wilma, can I use a Bunsen burner
in your classroom?
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My electric teapot's on the fritz.
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I don't get the whole
tea thing, but sure.
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Oh! Thank you.
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See? What'd I tell you?
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Lainey, 1, science, zippo.
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Despite knowing,
just like I said I would,
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I behaved totally normal.
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What I saw was you just totally
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normally asked CB out on a date.
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What? No!
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We're going, uh, to a movie
and then dinner and...
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Oh, my God. We're going on a date.
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Yep, I had made things way
weirder between CB and I.
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As for Glascott,
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he took a totally
normal approach with Felicia.
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I hope you didn't bring me in here
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to look at more clothes
for your "Singled Out"...
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Oh, no.
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Coach Mellor told me that
you've been skipping swim class.
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Oh, my God.
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It's okay. I'm here for you.
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And so are these.
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I didn't know which ones to get.
There's so many.
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There's max flow and wings, overnight.
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But it's not like you're gonna be
sleeping in the swimming pool.
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That would be crazy.
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Seriously, just stop talking.
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I tried to find "sport cut,"
but apparently,
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Playtex has not cracked that nut yet.
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But you know what?
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With a little creativity,
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you and I could get a pair of scissors
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and sort of create a new s...
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Uncle John, you can't
wear pads in a pool.
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Well, that's good to know.
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My period is not why
I don't want to do swimming.
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Then what's the problem?
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I hate putting on the swimsuit, okay?!
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All the other girls in my class
are like half my size,
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and it just makes me feel
self-conscious and gross and...
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Ugh!
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Please, can we just stop
talking about this?
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I'm sorry. I didn't realize
you felt this way.
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But that's crazy.
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You are perfect just the way you are.
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You're my uncle. You have to say that.
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But I know what I see
when I look in the mirror.
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I should not have used the
receipt to throw away my gum.
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I had accidentally asked CB out
on a friend date,
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but the universe kept trying
to make it more romantic.
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Again, I'm sorry the movie
"Babe" was sold out,
256
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but I thought "Eyes Wide Shut"
was an interesting film.
257
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Yeah, no pigs in that one.
258
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Some people live
really sexy lives, I guess.
259
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Good evening.
260
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Welcome to Bistro De L'Amore.
261
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Oh! Je suis CB.
262
00:08:08,847 --> 00:08:11,215
I'm sorry. Is this not
a TGI Fridays anymore?
263
00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:13,880
It was, then a Houlihan's and a Sbarro,
264
00:08:13,919 --> 00:08:15,986
then a laser-tag place,
265
00:08:16,021 --> 00:08:19,856
and now the most romantic
dining experience in Jenkintown.
266
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Mm. Of course it is.
267
00:08:21,427 --> 00:08:23,694
Seriously? Two people are
supposed to fit in there?
268
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Come on. Calm down.
269
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We... We can squeeze in.
270
00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:27,598
I may just stand.
271
00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:28,699
- Really?
- Yes.
272
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It is actually better
for your digestion.
273
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Your whole deal just lines right up.
274
00:08:33,072 --> 00:08:34,571
You know, you've been kind of
acting weird all day,
275
00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,739
and I think I know what it is.
276
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- You do?
- Yes.
277
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Please sit.
278
00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:43,013
Um, I think you know
279
00:08:43,082 --> 00:08:45,782
that I kind of maybe had a crush on you.
280
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Oh. Well...
281
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No, but it's okay.
282
00:08:48,254 --> 00:08:50,087
I'm moving on now, I got my own place,
283
00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:51,655
you and Barry are great together,
284
00:08:51,724 --> 00:08:54,725
and... it's all good between us, right?
285
00:08:54,827 --> 00:08:56,193
Yes. It's all good between us.
286
00:08:56,295 --> 00:08:58,362
Okay, good, 'cause
I really didn't want to
287
00:08:58,464 --> 00:08:59,730
ruin this friendship.
288
00:08:59,765 --> 00:09:02,232
I was dumb to think that I could
act normal and hide it,
289
00:09:02,301 --> 00:09:03,734
but y-you can't act normal.
290
00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:05,168
It's gonna affect your behavior.
291
00:09:05,237 --> 00:09:06,837
- Everyone knows that.
- Yeah.
292
00:09:06,939 --> 00:09:08,238
Everyone knows that.
293
00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:09,806
- It's science.
- Yes.
294
00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:13,277
So, I talked to my niece.
295
00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:14,378
You get her period all squared away?
296
00:09:14,446 --> 00:09:15,545
'Cause we're starting water polo,
297
00:09:15,614 --> 00:09:16,747
and I need gals with reach.
298
00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:18,248
Turns out it wasn't about that.
299
00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:19,283
She's at that age
300
00:09:19,385 --> 00:09:21,051
where she's uncomfortable with her body.
301
00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,152
She's really down.
302
00:09:22,221 --> 00:09:23,587
I've never seen her like this before.
303
00:09:23,656 --> 00:09:25,055
Time to do things my way,
304
00:09:25,124 --> 00:09:28,392
and that's to get her active,
get her endorphins flowing.
305
00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:30,294
Then she'll feel good
about her body again.
306
00:09:30,396 --> 00:09:31,595
I think this is a good idea,
307
00:09:31,664 --> 00:09:34,131
and I'm gonna join you
to support Felicia...
308
00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,166
and to tone up for my big debut
309
00:09:36,268 --> 00:09:38,101
as the host of "Singled Out"!
310
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,236
Yeah, I'm still not playing.
311
00:09:39,338 --> 00:09:40,304
You sure about that?
312
00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:41,972
The winner receives a year's supply
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00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,840
of feminine hygiene products.
314
00:09:43,942 --> 00:09:45,876
I'm not playing even more now.
315
00:09:47,146 --> 00:09:48,412
Circuit training? Really?
316
00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,580
18 stations of nonstop fun.
317
00:09:50,649 --> 00:09:51,915
I'm afraid so, Felicia.
318
00:09:52,017 --> 00:09:53,417
Coach Mellor's letting you do this
319
00:09:53,519 --> 00:09:54,618
to earn extra credit
320
00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,286
so that you don't fail PE.
321
00:09:56,355 --> 00:09:58,121
And I'm gonna do it with you.
322
00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,823
Let's rock and roll!
323
00:10:00,926 --> 00:10:02,192
Ab blasters!
324
00:10:03,996 --> 00:10:05,495
I should not have started the day
325
00:10:05,631 --> 00:10:06,897
with that crab cake omelet!
326
00:10:06,965 --> 00:10:09,232
- Ugh!
- Let's go, let's go! Crunch it up!
327
00:10:09,335 --> 00:10:10,967
Let's do some frog squats.
328
00:10:11,036 --> 00:10:12,044
Low.
329
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,570
Kick it out. Bang!
330
00:10:15,074 --> 00:10:16,239
My God.
331
00:10:16,308 --> 00:10:18,208
Frogs must be in constant pain.
332
00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,644
Felicia, you work out like an
athlete at the top of her game,
333
00:10:20,713 --> 00:10:22,245
and I can say with authority
334
00:10:22,281 --> 00:10:25,048
that, physically, you have
nothing to be insecure about.
335
00:10:25,117 --> 00:10:26,650
Look forward to seeing you
at the pool tomorrow.
336
00:10:26,719 --> 00:10:28,334
You guys just don't get it.
337
00:10:28,397 --> 00:10:30,287
I know I'm fit,
but I still don't want to be seen
338
00:10:30,389 --> 00:10:31,655
in a bathing suit, okay?
339
00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:33,657
Why? Are people saying
mean things to you?
340
00:10:33,726 --> 00:10:34,758
They don't have to.
341
00:10:34,827 --> 00:10:37,160
I say enough mean things to myself.
342
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,595
That's when they realized
343
00:10:38,664 --> 00:10:40,997
sometimes body issues
aren't about the body at all.
344
00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,032
So, what do we do now?
345
00:10:42,067 --> 00:10:45,435
Maybe something will come to me
while I'm throwing up.
346
00:10:45,471 --> 00:10:46,870
Wilma, you were right.
347
00:10:46,972 --> 00:10:48,472
I know. About what?
348
00:10:48,574 --> 00:10:50,073
About the brain's prefrontal cornhole.
349
00:10:50,175 --> 00:10:51,475
If something's in it,
you cannot hide it.
350
00:10:51,543 --> 00:10:53,510
That's cortex, and also, I told you so.
351
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,412
Don't mess with science.
352
00:10:55,514 --> 00:10:56,980
So, you told CB you know?
353
00:10:57,015 --> 00:10:58,782
No. He thought I was acting weird
354
00:10:58,851 --> 00:11:01,084
because he was acting weird
when he was staying at my place
355
00:11:01,153 --> 00:11:03,453
because liking me was
in his prefrontal cortex.
356
00:11:03,522 --> 00:11:05,288
Anyway, it all came out.
357
00:11:05,357 --> 00:11:06,523
Wow, that must've been awkward.
358
00:11:06,592 --> 00:11:07,758
No, it was actually great.
359
00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:09,126
Ooh. Science twist.
360
00:11:09,161 --> 00:11:10,994
Once everything was out in the
open, we were able to relax
361
00:11:11,096 --> 00:11:12,781
- and enjoy a really nice dinner.
- Mm-hmm.
362
00:11:12,843 --> 00:11:14,965
We had a couple bottles of wine,
we laughed a ton.
363
00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,666
- Mm-hmm.
- We must've lost track of time,
364
00:11:16,702 --> 00:11:17,834
'cause next thing you knew,
it was 1:00 a.m.
365
00:11:17,903 --> 00:11:18,935
and they were kicking us out.
366
00:11:19,004 --> 00:11:20,537
Man, I haven't had fun
like that in a long time.
367
00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:21,705
Mm-hmm!
368
00:11:21,774 --> 00:11:22,939
Wait. Why was that "mm-hmm" different?
369
00:11:23,008 --> 00:11:24,441
- It wasn't different.
- Oh, it was different.
370
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,742
Look, I don't know what you're implying,
371
00:11:25,844 --> 00:11:26,843
but you can just drop it,
372
00:11:26,912 --> 00:11:28,211
'cause things are good
and back to normal.
373
00:11:28,247 --> 00:11:29,212
Are they, though?
374
00:11:29,281 --> 00:11:31,314
Yes! CB and I are back to being friends.
375
00:11:31,417 --> 00:11:32,883
- Are you, though?
- Of course.
376
00:11:32,951 --> 00:11:35,652
- And Barry is clearly the one for me.
- Is he, though?
377
00:11:35,721 --> 00:11:38,054
Just say what you're implying
with your vague questions.
378
00:11:38,123 --> 00:11:40,123
All I'm saying is Barry lives far away
379
00:11:40,192 --> 00:11:41,324
and you hardly ever see each other.
380
00:11:41,393 --> 00:11:43,160
I'm not questioning how you feel,
381
00:11:43,262 --> 00:11:45,061
but a long-distance situation
382
00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:47,431
can make it tough
for a relationship to grow.
383
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:50,901
Is it possible it might be
holding you back?
384
00:11:50,969 --> 00:11:52,669
- From what, being with CB?
- Maybe.
385
00:11:52,704 --> 00:11:55,338
Or maybe just from exploring
and experiencing things
386
00:11:55,474 --> 00:11:56,807
that are right here in the present.
387
00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:58,241
- Why are you doing this?
- Doing what?
388
00:11:58,310 --> 00:11:59,509
You asked me to say things.
389
00:11:59,611 --> 00:12:01,578
Yeah, but I meant different things!
390
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:05,515
First I got to be in
the dumb game show, now this.
391
00:12:05,584 --> 00:12:07,384
Determined to make Felicia feel better,
392
00:12:07,419 --> 00:12:09,319
Glascott came up with
a plan to show Felicia
393
00:12:09,421 --> 00:12:11,588
she wasn't the only one
with insecurities.
394
00:12:11,657 --> 00:12:14,224
Oh, Felicia.
Fancy running into you here.
395
00:12:14,293 --> 00:12:15,926
In the cafeteria at lunchtime,
396
00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,461
where all students are required to be?
397
00:12:17,563 --> 00:12:19,224
Someone's been reading
the student handbook.
398
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,799
Anyhoo, Coop was just telling me
399
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,601
he's insecure because he can't read.
400
00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:26,870
No, I-I said I was an early reader.
401
00:12:26,972 --> 00:12:28,905
And the kids, they would call me
402
00:12:29,007 --> 00:12:31,942
- very hurtful, hurtful names...
- Mm. Mm.
403
00:12:31,977 --> 00:12:34,537
- ...bookworm, Poindexter...
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
404
00:12:34,615 --> 00:12:35,779
...Literate Larry.
405
00:12:35,814 --> 00:12:38,215
Point is, it made you feel
so bad, you learned how to read.
406
00:12:38,283 --> 00:12:39,549
Come on, man. I ju...
407
00:12:39,618 --> 00:12:40,650
I'm sorry.
408
00:12:40,752 --> 00:12:42,552
Is this a conversation
about feeling bad?
409
00:12:42,621 --> 00:12:43,854
Why, yes, it is, CB.
410
00:12:43,922 --> 00:12:46,122
Do you, by chance, have anything to add?
411
00:12:46,191 --> 00:12:47,624
Do I ever.
412
00:12:47,659 --> 00:12:49,559
I'd love to talk to someone
about my weird ankles.
413
00:12:49,661 --> 00:12:50,994
They make me feel less than.
414
00:12:51,096 --> 00:12:52,028
- Ohh.
- You know?
415
00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:53,063
People are always saying,
416
00:12:53,131 --> 00:12:54,598
"CB, your ankles are perfectly fine,"
417
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,500
- but that's not how I see it.
- Mm-hmm.
418
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,502
It's the great shame
at the end of my legs.
419
00:12:58,570 --> 00:12:59,936
I know what you're doing, Uncle J.
420
00:13:00,005 --> 00:13:01,938
We talking body-confidence
issues over here?
421
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,273
Hold on. Not yet.
422
00:13:03,342 --> 00:13:05,141
I'm not doing anything.
423
00:13:05,244 --> 00:13:06,343
All right, go on.
424
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,912
Are we talking body-confidence
issues over here?
425
00:13:09,014 --> 00:13:10,614
Wait, you can't tell me Rick Mellor
426
00:13:10,682 --> 00:13:12,482
has body-confidence issues.
427
00:13:12,551 --> 00:13:15,085
Do I ever. Where do I even start?
428
00:13:15,187 --> 00:13:16,820
Head, shoulders, knees, toes?
429
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,188
You're just doing the song.
430
00:13:18,223 --> 00:13:20,590
But, Rick, I think that your
head, shoulder, knees and toes,
431
00:13:20,659 --> 00:13:22,492
- knees and toes are just beautiful.
- Ugh.
432
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:23,727
What the hell is going on?
433
00:13:23,795 --> 00:13:25,762
It's just good to know that
we all have insecurities.
434
00:13:25,864 --> 00:13:27,097
Yeah, so you don't have to feel bad
435
00:13:27,199 --> 00:13:28,999
- about wearing a bathing suit.
- Oh, my God!
436
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:30,300
Did you tell the whole school?
437
00:13:30,369 --> 00:13:32,536
- No, just all your teachers.
- Just us.
438
00:13:32,638 --> 00:13:34,337
I am already embarrassed about this,
439
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,605
and now I feel even more ashamed
440
00:13:35,707 --> 00:13:37,741
because everybody knows
my personal business.
441
00:13:37,843 --> 00:13:39,209
Thanks a lot!
442
00:13:39,311 --> 00:13:42,112
Felicia, wait.
443
00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:43,880
Felicia, please, let's talk.
444
00:13:43,982 --> 00:13:45,448
No, I'm done, Uncle John.
445
00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:47,017
Just stop trying to fix this.
446
00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:49,052
You don't get it, and you never will.
447
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,326
Glascott finally realized
448
00:13:56,428 --> 00:13:57,861
it wasn't that anybody could tell her
449
00:13:57,930 --> 00:13:59,195
to feel good about herself,
450
00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:00,463
because everywhere she looked,
451
00:14:00,566 --> 00:14:02,999
society was telling her she shouldn't.
452
00:14:03,669 --> 00:14:04,964
It was Valentine's Day,
453
00:14:04,988 --> 00:14:06,682
the day of the big "Singled Out" game.
454
00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,377
Barry had made his way
down from Detroit,
455
00:14:08,464 --> 00:14:10,364
and I had a plan to prove Wilma wrong.
456
00:14:10,462 --> 00:14:12,662
Hey, I want to be the girl
contestant for "Singled Out."
457
00:14:12,753 --> 00:14:14,687
- Done. I'm free!
- And you'll be Jenny McCarthy.
458
00:14:14,747 --> 00:14:16,947
Oh, still not great,
but better than before.
459
00:14:17,050 --> 00:14:18,149
Why the sudden change?
460
00:14:18,217 --> 00:14:19,750
Well, "Singled Out"
takes a big group of guys
461
00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:21,285
and narrows them down
to reveal who's right for you,
462
00:14:21,354 --> 00:14:23,454
and I'm gonna prove to you
that the last man standing
463
00:14:23,523 --> 00:14:25,189
- will be Barry Goldberg.
- Mm-hmm.
464
00:14:25,258 --> 00:14:27,291
I'm not doing the "mm-hmm"
thing again. Just say it.
465
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,926
Well, I don't think you're
trying to prove anything to me.
466
00:14:28,995 --> 00:14:30,961
I think you're trying
to prove it to yourself.
467
00:14:35,635 --> 00:14:37,635
This is gonna be awesome.
468
00:14:37,704 --> 00:14:39,637
It was always my destiny to be on MTV.
469
00:14:39,706 --> 00:14:42,473
I figured it'd be as a rapper,
but this is a close second.
470
00:14:42,575 --> 00:14:43,861
Again, this is not on TV.
471
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,292
That's why I love you.
472
00:14:45,361 --> 00:14:46,427
You keep me grounded.
473
00:14:46,496 --> 00:14:47,762
Oh, hey, there's been a change.
474
00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:49,363
I'm gonna be the bachelorette
for "Singled Out."
475
00:14:49,432 --> 00:14:52,066
Oh, sweet! There's no way I can lose!
476
00:14:52,135 --> 00:14:54,635
I know all the desires
of my Lainey-love's heart.
477
00:14:54,737 --> 00:14:55,736
Damn right you do.
478
00:14:55,838 --> 00:14:57,071
I'm gonna go psych out the competition,
479
00:14:57,140 --> 00:14:58,472
get inside their heads.
480
00:14:58,541 --> 00:14:59,607
Hey, dummies.
481
00:14:59,709 --> 00:15:00,741
You all look dumb.
482
00:15:07,617 --> 00:15:10,151
Welcome to the first-ever
483
00:15:10,253 --> 00:15:13,788
William Penn Valentine's Day
edition of "Singled Out."
484
00:15:14,991 --> 00:15:16,924
"And now please welcome the man
485
00:15:16,993 --> 00:15:19,994
who put the 'prince'
and the 'pal' in 'principal'"...
486
00:15:20,062 --> 00:15:21,796
Oh, God, I should've just stayed
the contestant.
487
00:15:21,898 --> 00:15:23,264
...John Glascott.
488
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:26,500
Yeah! Thank you!
489
00:15:26,602 --> 00:15:28,302
I'm so happy to be here.
490
00:15:28,404 --> 00:15:30,404
Now let's meet our lucky lady.
491
00:15:30,473 --> 00:15:32,206
Or should I say lucky Lainey?
492
00:15:32,308 --> 00:15:33,774
John, come on.
493
00:15:33,843 --> 00:15:35,743
It's our very own Lainey Lewis!
494
00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:42,216
Okay, Wilma.
495
00:15:42,285 --> 00:15:44,084
Please tell everyone how the game works.
496
00:15:44,153 --> 00:15:45,252
- If I have to.
- You do.
497
00:15:45,354 --> 00:15:46,375
Sure.
498
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,123
Principal Glascott will give
Lainey a series of choices,
499
00:15:49,192 --> 00:15:51,592
and the guys whose answers
don't match up with Lainey's
500
00:15:51,648 --> 00:15:52,648
get the boot,
501
00:15:52,695 --> 00:15:54,328
until there's only one left.
502
00:15:54,397 --> 00:15:56,597
We all know who that's gonna be.
503
00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:58,432
All right, Lainey. First choice.
504
00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:01,368
Skiing on the mountain
or sunning on the beach?
505
00:16:01,471 --> 00:16:02,703
Sunshine all day, John.
506
00:16:02,772 --> 00:16:03,971
All right, guys. Let's see 'em.
507
00:16:05,074 --> 00:16:08,446
Oh. All you mountain men,
it's time to take a hike.
508
00:16:11,881 --> 00:16:13,180
Oh, come on, Rick.
509
00:16:13,282 --> 00:16:15,182
To me, Nurse Julie is the answer
to all the questions.
510
00:16:15,318 --> 00:16:17,685
Yeah, says the loser
who's just been booted.
511
00:16:17,753 --> 00:16:19,787
Also, you're a good man
and a friend through the years.
512
00:16:19,889 --> 00:16:21,822
Okay, that was a mess.
513
00:16:21,924 --> 00:16:23,991
But back to our game.
514
00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:26,594
Lainey, scary movie or rom-com?
515
00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:28,028
Rom-com all the way.
516
00:16:29,966 --> 00:16:32,104
You guys suck at knowing
personal information
517
00:16:32,135 --> 00:16:33,200
about my girlfriend.
518
00:16:33,269 --> 00:16:35,636
And this process repeated
again and again.
519
00:16:35,738 --> 00:16:37,071
Italian or Chinese?
520
00:16:37,139 --> 00:16:38,672
Italian.
521
00:16:38,741 --> 00:16:40,374
- Sweet.
- Sweet, baby.
522
00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:41,675
Massage.
523
00:16:41,744 --> 00:16:43,577
12 questions later, it was down to Barry
524
00:16:43,646 --> 00:16:45,179
and... wouldn't you know it? CB.
525
00:16:45,248 --> 00:16:47,381
Now one question would decide it all.
526
00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:50,317
Mr. Serious or big ol' goofball?
527
00:16:50,419 --> 00:16:52,052
Goofball.
528
00:16:52,121 --> 00:16:54,755
Okay. One more question.
529
00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:55,956
Dogs or cats?
530
00:16:56,025 --> 00:16:57,057
Cats.
531
00:16:58,494 --> 00:17:00,960
Okay. It was a lot more questions.
532
00:17:01,069 --> 00:17:02,596
Boxers.
533
00:17:02,698 --> 00:17:04,265
- Chevrolet.
- Vroom!
534
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,300
Chocolate milk.
535
00:17:06,402 --> 00:17:08,669
Well, um, I'm afraid that's it.
536
00:17:08,738 --> 00:17:10,738
What?! That can't be it.
There's still two guys left.
537
00:17:10,806 --> 00:17:12,873
Well, that's all the cards we have.
538
00:17:12,975 --> 00:17:14,041
For the first time
539
00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:16,377
in the first-ever
William Penn "Singled Out,"
540
00:17:16,479 --> 00:17:18,045
we have a tie!
541
00:17:18,147 --> 00:17:19,547
Tie? There can't be a tie!
542
00:17:19,649 --> 00:17:21,248
There needs to be a clear winner.
543
00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:22,249
And there will be!
544
00:17:23,986 --> 00:17:26,353
1, 2, 3, 4.
545
00:17:26,455 --> 00:17:27,988
I declare a thumb war.
546
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,089
Come on, come on.
547
00:17:29,191 --> 00:17:30,858
Yes. Ohh, 1, 2, 3.
548
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,326
Yes! Whoo!
549
00:17:32,395 --> 00:17:34,128
Big Tasty for the win!
550
00:17:34,196 --> 00:17:35,496
- Yes!
- Whoo!
551
00:17:35,598 --> 00:17:37,264
That was a lot of fun, Barry.
552
00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:39,133
Thank you so much for coming into town.
553
00:17:39,235 --> 00:17:40,534
Victory lap!
554
00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:50,411
Hey. Where you going?
555
00:17:50,513 --> 00:17:51,645
Oh, I just need a little air.
556
00:17:51,714 --> 00:17:53,948
- Well, you must be feeling pretty good.
- Why?
557
00:17:53,983 --> 00:17:55,282
You proved what you wanted to prove.
558
00:17:55,351 --> 00:17:56,517
I don't know if I did.
559
00:17:56,586 --> 00:17:58,419
- What do you mean? Barry won.
- Did he, though?
560
00:17:58,487 --> 00:18:00,955
The "Singled Out" game had left
me more confused than ever.
561
00:18:01,023 --> 00:18:03,791
As for Glascott, he finally
understood Felicia's issue.
562
00:18:03,893 --> 00:18:05,326
Mind if I have a seat?
563
00:18:09,031 --> 00:18:10,197
Look, it was...
564
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:12,700
it was wrong for me
to try and "fix" you.
565
00:18:12,768 --> 00:18:14,602
I'm really sorry about that.
566
00:18:14,704 --> 00:18:16,070
Well, I guess it was
just you trying to help
567
00:18:16,172 --> 00:18:17,538
in your own stupid way.
568
00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:19,273
The truth is, you don't need fixing.
569
00:18:19,342 --> 00:18:21,308
You're perfect just the way you are.
570
00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:22,643
I really mean it.
571
00:18:22,712 --> 00:18:24,945
And I'm not saying that
just because I'm your uncle.
572
00:18:25,014 --> 00:18:26,313
I appreciate it.
573
00:18:26,382 --> 00:18:28,582
It's just, you have
no idea what it's like
574
00:18:28,651 --> 00:18:30,951
to be a teenage girl and have
to deal with all this stuff.
575
00:18:31,053 --> 00:18:32,786
You're right. I don't.
576
00:18:32,855 --> 00:18:35,356
But I do know what
it's like to be an uncle
577
00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:36,857
who would do anything to help his niece
578
00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:37,958
when she's hurting.
579
00:18:40,096 --> 00:18:43,197
Would you let me try
one more stupid thing to help?
580
00:18:46,235 --> 00:18:47,434
Go ahead. Open it.
581
00:18:47,536 --> 00:18:50,404
♪ I wish I could tie
you up in my shoes ♪
582
00:18:50,473 --> 00:18:52,539
♪ Make you feel unpretty, too ♪
583
00:18:52,642 --> 00:18:55,843
♪ I was told I was beautiful ♪
584
00:18:55,911 --> 00:18:57,845
♪ But what does that mean to you? ♪
585
00:18:57,913 --> 00:19:00,948
- ♪ Look into the mirror, who's inside there ♪
- What's all this?
586
00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:03,050
You had a bunch of pictures in there
587
00:19:03,152 --> 00:19:06,387
that showed how you wanted
the world to see you.
588
00:19:06,489 --> 00:19:08,522
I'm showing you how the world
does see you...
589
00:19:08,591 --> 00:19:11,892
as a smart, amazing, driven young woman
590
00:19:11,994 --> 00:19:15,195
who kicks all kinds of ass.
591
00:19:15,297 --> 00:19:17,464
- That was a really cool day.
- Are you kidding me?
592
00:19:17,566 --> 00:19:19,466
The first female football player
593
00:19:19,568 --> 00:19:21,635
in the history of William Penn?
594
00:19:21,737 --> 00:19:23,337
That was the best day.
595
00:19:23,439 --> 00:19:25,639
You know, maybe I'm not giving
my body enough credit.
596
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:28,575
I mean, it has got me some
pretty incredible things.
597
00:19:28,678 --> 00:19:30,044
It really has.
598
00:19:30,112 --> 00:19:31,845
And that's a beautiful thing.
599
00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:33,180
Thanks, Uncle J.
600
00:19:33,282 --> 00:19:34,882
Growing up can be hard.
601
00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:37,785
You spend so much time trying
to be someone you're not,
602
00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:40,154
you often lose sight
of who you really are.
603
00:19:41,857 --> 00:19:43,757
All right! Good class, everyone!
604
00:19:43,859 --> 00:19:45,125
But if you're smart enough
605
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,194
to listen to the people
who know you the best,
606
00:19:47,296 --> 00:19:49,963
you'll always find yourself again.
607
00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:51,899
And even when you're a grown-up,
608
00:19:51,967 --> 00:19:54,401
you still need those people
who care enough about you
609
00:19:54,503 --> 00:19:55,569
to tell you the truth.
610
00:19:55,671 --> 00:19:58,305
♪ You can't look inside you ♪
611
00:19:58,407 --> 00:20:00,941
♪ Find out who am I to ♪
612
00:20:01,043 --> 00:20:06,439
♪ Be in the position to make me
feel so damn unpretty ♪
613
00:20:06,525 --> 00:20:08,782
♪ You can buy your hair
if it won't grow ♪
614
00:20:08,884 --> 00:20:10,117
And when life throws
615
00:20:10,219 --> 00:20:11,852
some really tough questions your way...
616
00:20:11,954 --> 00:20:13,514
♪ Be in the position to make me... ♪
617
00:20:13,592 --> 00:20:15,956
...sometimes the person
you have to listen to
618
00:20:16,058 --> 00:20:17,649
is yourself.
619
00:20:18,654 --> 00:20:21,055
John, took a lot of convincing,
but I know you're totally
620
00:20:21,157 --> 00:20:23,490
- on board with this.
- I am not on board with this.
621
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,826
Let's rock 'n' roll!
622
00:20:26,296 --> 00:20:28,062
Come on. Give me three more. Let's go!
623
00:20:28,164 --> 00:20:30,222
I hate you.
624
00:20:30,323 --> 00:20:31,966
I hate you.
625
00:20:32,068 --> 00:20:33,417
- I hate you.
- Yeah.
626
00:20:33,527 --> 00:20:35,206
Come on. Let's twist. Use your obliques.
627
00:20:35,329 --> 00:20:36,830
I don't want to twist anymore.
628
00:20:36,947 --> 00:20:38,331
Stop passing me the ball.
629
00:20:39,246 --> 00:20:40,983
Please keep it.
630
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:43,085
You're not listening to me.
631
00:20:43,217 --> 00:20:45,344
This is how friendships fall apart.
632
00:20:45,469 --> 00:20:47,088
Keep going. Feel the burn.
633
00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:49,008
What's the point, Rick?
634
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:52,040
What's the [bleep] point?
635
00:20:52,157 --> 00:20:54,015
All right. Good work, John.
636
00:20:54,062 --> 00:20:55,101
Same time tomorrow?
637
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,414
I'll be here,
638
00:20:56,562 --> 00:20:58,960
because I cannot move.
639
00:20:59,022 --> 00:21:00,122
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