1 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:06,841 [Staci] Previously, on Heels... 2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,092 Willie around? 3 00:00:08,259 --> 00:00:09,802 Not at the moment. Can I help you? 4 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:11,929 [Sonya] She leave anything for me? 5 00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:13,639 You're not gonna be some gushing fanboy 6 00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:15,266 all day, are you? 7 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:17,852 Just go to the bar and get me two goddamn martinis. 8 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,437 Whatever the fuck you say. 9 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:21,522 [Ricky] Crystal. Meet Elle Dorado. 10 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:22,648 Real name's Tanya. 11 00:00:22,815 --> 00:00:23,941 Elle's a pro. 12 00:00:24,108 --> 00:00:25,568 [all] Oh! 13 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:26,610 So are you. 14 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:28,863 [crowd] Crystal! Crystal! 15 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,322 [Thomas] It's granddad's crown. 16 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:31,615 It's all right, buddy. 17 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,284 Your dad won't care. 18 00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:34,285 I got this idea. 19 00:00:34,452 --> 00:00:35,745 Could use some help. 20 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:39,957 You help me restore my honor in the ring 21 00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:43,294 with a cross-promotion between the DWL and Dystopia, 22 00:00:43,461 --> 00:00:46,714 or I hit you back and take every goddamn dollar you make 23 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:48,841 for the rest of your goddamn life. 24 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:50,843 Yeah! Yeah! 25 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:56,348 [crowd] Oh! 26 00:00:56,515 --> 00:01:00,227 [Ace] I am... the Condamned. 27 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:03,689 [crowd] Whoo! 28 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,320 [mellow rock music plays] 29 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:11,947 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:17,660 [singer] ♪ I'm not waiting for ♪ 31 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:21,749 ♪ The answer ♪ 32 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,374 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:26,170 ♪ I will ♪ 34 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,923 ♪ Walk in the shore ♪ 35 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:31,425 ♪ To find you ♪ 36 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:34,678 ♪ To find ♪ 37 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:37,848 ♪ The peace that's your own ♪ 38 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:40,559 ♪ Where you come from ♪ 39 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:44,355 ♪ All that you want ♪ 40 00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:45,981 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:48,859 ♪ One that's your own ♪ 42 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:51,612 ♪ Place to call home ♪ 43 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,532 ♪ Won't be ♪ 44 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:57,243 ♪ Granted ♪ 45 00:01:57,368 --> 00:02:00,955 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 46 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:06,919 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 47 00:02:07,086 --> 00:02:08,712 ♪ ♪ 48 00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:12,299 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 49 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:17,137 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 50 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,640 ♪ One ♪ 51 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:22,518 ♪ To one ♪ 52 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,312 ♪ What's love ♪ 53 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:31,318 ♪ In war? ♪ 54 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:34,488 ♪ ♪ 55 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:39,451 [quiet dramatic music plays] 56 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:42,663 ♪ ♪ 57 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:48,294 [crowd chanting "Goddamned"] 58 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:55,676 Listen up, folks! 59 00:02:55,843 --> 00:03:00,222 It's "con-damned." 60 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:03,475 Do not conjure incorrectly. 61 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:06,186 You risk offending that bewildering barnstormer. 62 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,272 His voice may have been garbled, 63 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:10,024 but that specter can't possibly share 64 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:11,817 a name with the most high, 65 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:16,405 for the most high has cast that demon below. 66 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:17,531 Say it with me. 67 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:18,657 Con! 68 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:19,909 [crowd] Con! 69 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:20,910 Damned! 70 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:21,785 [crowd] Damned! 71 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:23,037 All together! 72 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,872 [all] Condamned! 73 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:26,248 Condamned! Condamned! 74 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:30,794 Condamned! Condamned! Condamned! 75 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,838 For those of you wondering, "What was that?" 76 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,548 that was the Condamned. 77 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:37,092 Come back next week as we peel back the mystery 78 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,136 of he who fell from the skylight. 79 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:40,638 This is Eddie Earl with Bobby Pin, 80 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,681 signing off from Duffy, Georgia, 81 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:45,142 the cradle of the greatest wrestling in America, 82 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:47,019 the DWL. 83 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:48,604 What the heck was that? 84 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,189 Uh, that was the Condamned. 85 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:51,857 Well, they-they could have told us that. 86 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,484 A heads-up would have been nice. 87 00:03:53,651 --> 00:03:57,696 [crowd] Condamned! Condamned! Condamned! 88 00:03:57,821 --> 00:04:00,115 Jack or Ace tell you that was the fucking finish? 89 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:01,742 No. They kayfabed all of us. 90 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:02,993 Tryin' to keep us on our toes. 91 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:04,495 I almost had a heart attack. 92 00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:05,995 I know CPR, if it ever happens. 93 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,581 -It's gonna happen! -[Big Jim] Listen, guys. 94 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,208 Ace is my daughter's godfather, 95 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,918 and I didn't even know he was in town. 96 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:12,419 [Diego] Willie, if y'all knew anything about that, 97 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,963 it's bullshit you kept it a secret. 98 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:16,507 Rule #1 of kayfabe is don't kayfabe the boys! 99 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:18,384 Secrets are only secrets if you don't tell anyone. 100 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,427 Willie, a company of compadres are only 101 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,179 true compadres when we know what 102 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:23,597 we are all compadre-ing about. 103 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,183 A mysterious seraph riding in on a chariot? 104 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:27,768 'Twas glorious. Admit it. 105 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:28,894 I don't gotta admit shit. 106 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:30,562 -Bill-- -Bobby. 107 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,189 Don't know the word "seraph." 108 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:34,608 Seraph's a high-ranking angel, young Bob. 109 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,026 He's an angel, but he's damned? 110 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:37,194 Condamned. 111 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:39,363 So he's a fallen angel, like Satan. 112 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:40,531 Satan? 113 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,408 Nobody told me Ace was playing Satan. 114 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:43,951 No. Ace isn't playing Satan. 115 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:45,285 So then what is he? 116 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:46,704 He's whatever Jack and Ace say he is, 117 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,414 and when they tell us, that's when we'll know. 118 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:49,915 Well, as a reporter, I'm supposed to ask questions. 119 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,834 During the show. The show's over, dummy. 120 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,043 Good shit tonight. 121 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:54,128 We gotta cover this entire night 122 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:55,129 for the podcast. 123 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:56,547 Yeah? Write up some notes. 124 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:57,715 Text me. 125 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,258 Where's my brother? 126 00:04:59,425 --> 00:05:01,427 That was a top-five DWL moment right there! 127 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:02,886 Do you feel good? 128 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,304 You should feel good. 129 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,889 -Think it got over? -Course it got over. 130 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:07,016 Big time. 131 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:08,934 Crowd was gasping and shouting. 132 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,769 Ace Spade is back. 133 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:12,771 Yeah, well, it's not like it's me, Ace Spade. 134 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:15,107 It's supposed to be this thing where i-it's not me, 135 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:17,943 so it doesn't have to be me, but... yeah. 136 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:18,944 It felt good. 137 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:19,945 It should've. 138 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:21,321 It was good. 139 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,949 Well, it's a first step anyway. 140 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:27,119 [cell phone buzzing] 141 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:28,328 Oh, shit. 142 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:29,538 -What? -Hey. 143 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:31,832 Told you we should have told Gully. 144 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,167 Wasn't his business. 145 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,044 [Willie] I don't think that's gonna fly. 146 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:36,503 Bill? 147 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,881 Coming, dear. 148 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,884 [Big Jim] That was a damn entrance. 149 00:05:42,051 --> 00:05:44,428 Wasn't sure I could pull it off. 150 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:45,637 Butterflies. 151 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:46,972 Emotions, you know. 152 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:49,266 Hey, it's good to have you back, man. 153 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,937 I just wanna say, if you need to talk to anyone 154 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,190 about anything, I'm-I'm here for ya. 155 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,359 Even... even if I am a married man with a baby, 156 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:02,112 that don't make me, uh... I don't know, 157 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:05,074 not your friend. 158 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:07,201 You know, part of the reason I un-retired and came back 159 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:11,538 was to do this with you, so just saying reach out. 160 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:16,835 You're a good friend, Jim. 161 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,378 I haven't been one to you lately. 162 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:20,339 Oh, cut the shit. 163 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:22,508 I'm not trying to have a long conversation. 164 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:24,093 Not here, anyway. 165 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:28,097 Just, uh, stop by and visit your goddaughter. 166 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:30,557 I'm gonna. 167 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,059 I promise. 168 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:35,979 Oh, and be ready to stay the night, 169 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:39,483 'cause we're goin' out, and you're babysitting. 170 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,110 [laughs] 171 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:49,535 Pick your poison. 172 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:52,204 I'd take one of each, but, uh, I gotta head out. 173 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:54,706 One beer. 174 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,333 [Elle] Can't. Road life. 175 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:57,876 Get in, get out, move on. 176 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,628 Break a few hearts along the way, if I'm lucky. 177 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:03,423 Tanya, you were... so great tonight. 178 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,217 I-I'll push Jack to bring you back. 179 00:07:05,384 --> 00:07:07,052 [Elle] Focus on them pushing you. 180 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:08,887 Only way to improve is by improving. 181 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:09,930 Take care of your knees. 182 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,306 Best advice I never got. 183 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,309 Oh, and check for peepholes. 184 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:15,602 Really? 185 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:18,689 Huh. 186 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:22,943 Thanks for being so cool. 187 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:32,452 [tender music plays] 188 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:34,913 ♪ ♪ 189 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:39,084 Condamned, what are you? 190 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,502 I'm vengeance. 191 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:43,255 Isn't that what Batman says? 192 00:07:43,422 --> 00:07:46,133 I taught it to Batman. 193 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,844 Taught him everything he knows. 194 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:50,095 [fan] Get it! 195 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,473 Could you sign this for me? 196 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,683 Thank you. 197 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,227 I appreciate it, man. 198 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,855 ♪ ♪ 199 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:02,900 [fans cheering and chatting] 200 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:06,028 ♪ ♪ 201 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:17,456 Gully's pissed. 202 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:19,875 Gully's always pissed. 203 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:23,462 What the fuck was all that? 204 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:24,587 [Wild Bill] That was a lights-out finish. 205 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:25,880 [Willie] Literally. 206 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:27,257 That was not the finish we booked. 207 00:08:27,423 --> 00:08:28,926 Ace came to me last minute. 208 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,344 You had time to rig a zipline! 209 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,803 That's easy to do if you're handy. 210 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,847 I informed Rooster and The Hole 211 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,599 that this might happen before the match. 212 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:37,017 I'll take that up with them later, 213 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,602 but it's not about informing. 214 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,520 It's about you and I booking this cross-promotion 215 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:42,189 and agreeing on how we're gonna do it, 216 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:43,982 which I thought we had done, 217 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:46,818 so I was stowed away up here, like a gerbil in a pet shop, 218 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:49,154 shitting on myself, watching, waiting, 219 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:51,156 assuming things were gonna go according to the plan 220 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:53,116 that you and I agreed to, but no. 221 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,493 Needle scratch. No. 222 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,954 Y'all change shit up with some fucking ghoul 223 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,372 in a "Quadrophenia" coat. 224 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,666 Fucking Adam Ant meets the Hamburglar, 225 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:03,335 who apparently stole Burger King's crown. 226 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,462 Hey, bud, I got a phone. 227 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:07,381 You could have called, texted. 228 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,299 You could have walked up one flight of fucking stairs 229 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,885 and whispered your big, new, dumb idea in my ear. 230 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,679 Nope! Surprise, Charlie. 231 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:16,390 Fucking Ace hijacks the entire night! 232 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,684 -Not Ace. The Condemned. -"Condamned." 233 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:20,185 [Wild Bill] Nothing got hijacked. 234 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,896 It was the cherry on top of a DWL storyline. 235 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,189 It's got nothing to do with you. 236 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:25,899 Hey, Billy Boy, in this cross-promotion, 237 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,026 there is no storyline that's got nothing to do with me. 238 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,861 Nobody told me that I was gonna have to run 239 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:31,029 every little detail by ya! 240 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,655 Detail? It was the finish! 241 00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:34,658 Jack wrote Rooster an amazing promo. 242 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,493 Yeah, before the Condemned dive-bombed him 243 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:37,703 and launched some bullshit! 244 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,621 It's "Condamned," Charlie boy. 245 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,039 It's "fuck you," Bill! 246 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:42,416 Shall we start the foreplay 247 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,042 with me sitting on your face again? 248 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,377 Only if you'd like your nuts chewed off this time. 249 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:46,712 I'll hold him down while you do it. 250 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:47,921 Be my guest and try. 251 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,589 I'm so glad we're working together. 252 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:50,841 Dystopia was supposed to end the night 253 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:52,217 up with the ring invasion. 254 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,844 Instead, we end the night down, 255 00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:55,178 in front of 1,000 people. 256 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:56,680 1,122. 257 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:57,931 New Dome record, much of this 258 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,808 due to Crystal's new popularity. 259 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:01,184 Charlie, fuck-yous 260 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,145 and scrotum chewing aside, Jack delivered. 261 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,730 Speaking as a hall-of-famer, 262 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,356 looked to me like the cross-promotion 263 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,691 was kicked off perfectly. 264 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,526 Well, speaking as one pissed-off motherfucker, 265 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,945 it looked like my top guys got beat up by a guy 266 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,572 named after a non-word. 267 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,782 Jack, two pieces of advice. 268 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,869 One, get a new sound system that doesn't sound 269 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,912 like you bought it at Radio Shack. 270 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,956 Two, get a spelling book, 271 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,708 'cause the word is "condemned!" 272 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,544 Maybe I didn't consider this with the level of granularity 273 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,338 that you were expecting, but I am not used 274 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,131 to having to run everything by a partner! 275 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,549 Get used to it! 276 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,634 Or the lawsuit is back on. 277 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:35,719 Geezum Crow. 278 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,179 You wanna play Fuck-Fuck? 279 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,764 Spin the wheel! 280 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:40,640 I, too, should have been more granular, 281 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,392 so let's get granular now. 282 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,729 Ace's Blair Witch Project is gonna get his ass kicked 283 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,606 in my ring next week. 284 00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:49,191 End of discussion! 285 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,276 It's a slow-burn character, Charlie. 286 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:52,944 He's not gonna wanna do it! 287 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:54,488 Well, that's your problem to fix. 288 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,822 Talk to your brother, 289 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,158 and you better book the Condamned 290 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,826 in the fucking card next week 291 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:03,789 and pray that I don't zipline down and fuck him up 292 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,415 in whatever whimsical way 293 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,751 I feel like fucking improvising at my fancy. 294 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,753 I'm tryin' to fucking work with you guys, man. 295 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,088 I'm trying to fucking work together. 296 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,756 I'm trying to be a fucking partner. 297 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,549 You're not making it fucking easy. 298 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,051 Fuck you! 299 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,138 Thanks. 300 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,015 Now I gotta ride home with him. 301 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,976 [soft music plays] 302 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:28,188 ♪ ♪ 303 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:34,027 Intrigued about how to play Fuck-Fuck. 304 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,195 Apparently there's a wheel. 305 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,030 Hamburglar was a deep cut. 306 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,155 And Adam Ant. 307 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,950 Must have watched a lot of MTV. 308 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:42,536 I put us in a real bad spot here. 309 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:45,789 I begged Ace to come back and told him 310 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,165 we'd do the DWL together. 311 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,959 Now we're making shit up on the fly 312 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,127 to appease Ace's psyche. 313 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,629 I'm trying not to be my dad. 314 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:55,173 I'm trying to take input from you, 315 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,717 and from you, and from Ace. 316 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:03,014 Any of your notebooks have something 317 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,851 for a situation like this? 318 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:09,187 A situation in which a brand-new masked character, 319 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,648 one who just revealed his true identity 320 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,567 by holding aloft the charred crown 321 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,402 of his dead father? 322 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,737 Are you asking is there a page in one of my notebooks 323 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,656 that might provide us with some direction 324 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,825 as to how we will continue this new storyline 325 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,702 while in the midst of a looming lawsuit 326 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:26,246 that threatens to crush the DWL? 327 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,917 I can say with confidence that nowhere in the many notebooks 328 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,087 that I have pondered countless, wide-ranging topics 329 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,672 is there insight as to how to make 330 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:38,675 this particular situation work. 331 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,845 But sounds like we must try quickly. 332 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,477 [Bobby] You were amazing tonight. 333 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:49,895 -[Crystal laughs] -[Bobby] But then, 334 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,521 you're always amazing. [laughs] 335 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,440 [Crystal] You had a good night too. 336 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,734 [Bobby] Oh, limpin' around playin' reporter. 337 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,445 Gorilla Monsoon made a career out of that. 338 00:12:58,612 --> 00:12:59,738 Hmm. 339 00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,406 Ace's new gimmick hit it out of the park. 340 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,909 Oh, oh, surprised the pants off me, 341 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,203 even though I could tell it was Ace. 342 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,371 Well, it's not like you're not supposed to know. 343 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:12,042 He pulled out his dad's crown. 344 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:15,921 How much, uh, did you, you know, help? 345 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,966 I just did his hair and his makeup. 346 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:24,763 The other stuff he's still figuring out. 347 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:28,433 He really wants to, you know, create his own thing. 348 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,935 [door opens] 349 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,229 Uh, I'll be right back. 350 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:33,396 [Bobby] Yeah. 351 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:38,401 [Crystal] Hey, uh, Willie, when is Jack having tryouts 352 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:39,611 for the women's division? 353 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,196 Your guess is as good as mine. 354 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:42,905 You got candidates, send me names. 355 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:46,076 [Crystal] Well, I got no one to wrestle next week. 356 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,160 [Willie] Well, that's all right. 357 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,411 Take a week off. Cut a promo. 358 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,248 What? Why? A-against who? 359 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,415 Oh, boy. 360 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:53,667 This tone again, really? Wah-wah. 361 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:54,626 Me-me. 362 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,419 The complaints and entitlement. 363 00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:57,796 Look, right now, Jack's got Gully up his ass-- 364 00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,089 Okay. W-we can do it. 365 00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:00,298 Jack's not gonna care. 366 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,967 You and I can hold the tryouts. 367 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,385 I'll go online, and I'll find some girls 368 00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:05,845 up in South Carolina or something. 369 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,597 I can't lose momentum. 370 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:08,682 You won't lose momentum. 371 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,433 Make your own momentum. 372 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,060 And make sure you're using a condom. 373 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,312 That one's, you know, a little bit dim. 374 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,313 Dumb. 375 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,731 D-don't say that. 376 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,608 Bobby is a good guy 377 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,527 who thinks before he speaks, 378 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,153 who considers feelings, 379 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,823 who knows that whatever he says can either lift someone up 380 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,533 or put them down, so I-I'm not gonna stand 381 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,701 for you putting him down to me. 382 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,619 Okay. Lighten up. 383 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,162 How about you don't tell me that you being mean 384 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,873 is something I need to lighten up about? 385 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,500 How about that? 386 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,503 [quiet dramatic music plays] 387 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,672 ♪ ♪ 388 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:41,881 Your eyes are squinty. 389 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,134 Is it bad news? 390 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:46,011 Mm. No news. 391 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,721 No plans. 392 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,139 Just a week off. 393 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,724 Hmm. 394 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,767 You wanna do a push-up contest? 395 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,603 ♪ ♪ 396 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,146 [Crystal sighs] 397 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,402 Time to head home, Jack Spade. 398 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,696 Crazy night. 399 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,365 I need help. 400 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,826 With putting the money in the safe? 401 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,245 What to do next. 402 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,164 How to do it. 403 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,712 Can you help me? 404 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:23,715 I have no expertise in wrestling. 405 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,593 I don't even--I don't know. 406 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,137 What's the opposite of expertise? 407 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:30,930 Beginner-pertise? 408 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,933 I like having you here working with me. 409 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,810 Have you liked it? 410 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,695 It's our family business. 411 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,364 Mm-hmm. 412 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:48,907 With the cross-promotion, things are probably 413 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,408 gonna get a little crazy here. 414 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:51,910 Willie's underwater already. 415 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,788 She's, uh... she's goggle-eyed. 416 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,707 I worry that things might be, you know, 417 00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,876 falling through the cracks. 418 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,212 A woman from the County came by the other day, 419 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,297 looking to get something from Willie, 420 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,634 but Willie wasn't here. 421 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,552 The woman seemed angry. 422 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,262 She was here again tonight. 423 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,974 I saw Willie give her whatever she was looking for, 424 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,226 so I hope it all worked out. 425 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:17,602 That'd be Sonya Tuckerman. 426 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,270 She does the county tax assessment, 427 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,147 so it's that time of year again when she's gonna cost us, 428 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,607 but she's fine. 429 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:25,402 She j-just doesn't realize how she comes across, 430 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,112 which is dour and grumpy. 431 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,154 Let me wash up. 432 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,030 We'll get home. 433 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:33,159 ♪ ♪ 434 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,424 [Gully] Rise and shine, sleepyhead! 435 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:48,758 I been calling you. 436 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,428 Texting you. Seven times. 437 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:52,762 [Rooster] I had to bail last night 438 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,012 and take care of my pops. 439 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,473 [Gully] He all right? 440 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,724 Yeah. That sums it up. 441 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:57,934 He just a'ight. 442 00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,394 Let me know if I can help. 443 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,481 May I shift subjects and express my displeasure 444 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:06,108 about last night's show while acknowledging 445 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,319 that this may lack perspective 446 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,363 about your father's current health? 447 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:13,366 You knew about the Condamned beforehand? 448 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,826 [Rooster] Only moments beforehand. 449 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,118 [Gully] Yet you didn't call me? 450 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,704 Because my phone was in my damn locker! 451 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,205 -I'm just asking! -When I'm 'bout to go up, 452 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:20,582 I'm working on what I gotta do. 453 00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,125 I ain't got my phone out, looking at TikTok, 454 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,626 texting, and calling people. 455 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,546 It was locked up in my locker so I could focus. 456 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,965 Now, Jack wrote me a great promo. 457 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,842 Look, I'm playing ball. He playing ball. 458 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,761 He juggling you and Ace. It's complicated! 459 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,220 Well, it's gonna get a lot more complicated 460 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,055 if the Condamned isn't in my ring 461 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,558 Saturday night, getting his ass kicked! 462 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,185 Look, those Spade boys don't know 463 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,145 what that Condamned thing is, and they damn sure 464 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,189 ain't gonna figure it out by Saturday. 465 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:45,982 Look, the only reason I agreed to this 466 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,692 because I believe it's good story. 467 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:51,154 Thus, eventually money in my pocket and yours. 468 00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,655 Now, come on, Charlie. 469 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,282 Remove your emotions. 470 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,034 Think creatively. 471 00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:58,828 Now, you remember how bad you wanted Ace, right? 472 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,413 -I do. -[Rooster] Mm-hmm. 473 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:03,875 Now, the Condamned gimmick is already way better 474 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,502 than any Ace gimmick. 475 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:08,463 Now, let's say we string this thing along. 476 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,465 We build us back up, and we make 477 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:13,426 this cross-promotion thing work. 478 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,346 Who's DWL's top guy, to take on me? 479 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:17,931 I mean, it's gotta be somebody, right? 480 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,432 -Yeah. -I mean, they last champion 481 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,893 was a girl the size of Tinkerbell. 482 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,437 And they former top guy, Jack Spade, 483 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,314 just lost clean to that Tinkerbell. 484 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,774 And the legendary Wild Bill 485 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,360 is a pants-shitting laughingstock 486 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,904 who's one match away from slipping into a warm bath, 487 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,114 slitting his wrists, and donating his brain to science. 488 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,783 -[laughing] Oh, my God. -Now, 489 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:38,701 the Condamned is mysterious. 490 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:39,953 The Condamned is new. 491 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,871 Now, if I beat a masked vigilante 492 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:45,500 who seems like he can kick 100 guys' asses in the alley, 493 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,126 who's the real cock of the walk? 494 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,419 Rooster time. 495 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,213 -[Lucy] Dad? -Hey, honey. 496 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,506 You got a call from a guy 497 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:52,882 named Brooks Rizzo, in Hollywood. 498 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,634 He works for a social media app 499 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,302 and streaming company called Continuum. 500 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,638 He wants to discuss putting Dystopia on TV. 501 00:18:58,763 --> 00:18:59,973 -What? -[Lucy] Well, not TV, 502 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:01,307 but on their platform, 503 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,184 which plays on TVs, and tablets, and phones, 504 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,644 like all the streaming service companies. 505 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,479 -Let's go! -That's what I'm talking 'bout! 506 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,064 -[Gully] All right! All right! -[Rooster] Come on! Come on! 507 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,566 Guys, we-we about to be famous! 508 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:10,942 [Gully] Yeah we are! 509 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,193 -[Rooster] You damn right! -[Gully] Okay! 510 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,283 [door buzzes] 511 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,743 [inmate chuckles] 512 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,415 -[Crystal] Hey, Mom. -Hi. 513 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,461 You finally got some sleep. 514 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:31,421 Mm. 515 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,507 So, tell me what happened. 516 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,844 [Crystal sighs] She ended up being nice. 517 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,387 What was her stage name? 518 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,597 Wasn't really a stage name. 519 00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,599 It was more like a gimmick. 520 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:43,766 Elle Dorado. 521 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,101 Well, what's her real name? 522 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:46,519 [Crystal] Tanya. 523 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,479 That was popular when I was a kid. 524 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,899 They ever give you kind of a fake name? 525 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,358 I'm just me. 526 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:53,860 Crystal. 527 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,320 Rock solid. 528 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,571 All natural. 529 00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,491 She said it's not easy. 530 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:01,910 The road. 531 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,704 She said to watch out for peepholes. 532 00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:08,708 Well, if I wasn't in here, I'd go on the road with you. 533 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,793 No one would ever risk peeping at you 534 00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:13,504 through peepholes with me around. 535 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:16,132 Goddamn, I hate not being there to look out for you. 536 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,509 I'm fine. 537 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:20,219 -It's all fine. -[Karin] No, it ain't. 538 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,804 You're out there, on your own. 539 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,723 I should have been there with you the whole time. 540 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:28,227 Mom, it's fine. 541 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,479 Don't worry. 542 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,397 I am strong. 543 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,649 Really. 544 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,361 Just like you said. 545 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,113 Rock solid. 546 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:43,034 [soft music plays] 547 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,078 ♪ ♪ 548 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:49,123 I just want you home. 549 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,584 I know. 550 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,627 I'm sorry. 551 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:54,337 Don't be. 552 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,922 You don't need to say it. 553 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:00,593 I met a guy. 554 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,262 Oh, do tell. 555 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,889 Only if it's a nice guy. 556 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:08,017 ♪ ♪ 557 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,696 [Jack] Good to see you. Thank you. 558 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:22,740 Just saw Mr. Devaux. 559 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,659 He was at the show last night. Loved it. 560 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:25,994 Fred Devaux loved the show? 561 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,161 Yeah. 562 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,955 -High school principal. -Aw. 563 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,581 It's weird having people actually like you. 564 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,083 One of these days, you're gonna have to let me 565 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,376 -know what that feels like. -I'm trying to. 566 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:34,669 Hey, after you left last night-- 567 00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:36,129 Oh, one sec. Tricia Bell texted me 568 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,213 and said that she wants to be, like, 569 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,923 my goth/emo valet. 570 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:40,717 Catwoman kinda thing. 571 00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,593 Last time didn't terrorize her? 572 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,470 [Ace] Says she's intrigued. 573 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:45,805 You're blowing up. 574 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,349 Yeah, but it's more than that, you know? 575 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,727 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Hey, look. 576 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,145 After you left last night, 577 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:54,272 I had a chat with Charlie Gully, 578 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:57,650 and he offered to host the Condamned at Dystopia. 579 00:21:57,775 --> 00:21:59,652 Host? Host what? 580 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:00,987 He wants to feature the Condamned 581 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,447 at Dystopia this week. 582 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:06,534 [laughs] Of course he does, 'cause it's dope. 583 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,661 -Obviously, the answer's no. -Okay. 584 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,246 No way we're wasting the Condamned at his shitshow. 585 00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:11,914 -He can host this. -[Jack] Hey, hey. 586 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:12,874 Come on, dude. 587 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,168 Look, when we're at church, 588 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,628 you do not need to grab your unit to make a point. 589 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:19,756 All right? S-sorry. Sorry. Sorry, Staci. 590 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,340 I'm sorry, Jesus. 591 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:24,135 I understand the impulse, relative to the situation. 592 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:25,803 Best sister-in-law ever. 593 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:28,097 I don't think Gully understands what this all means to you. 594 00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:29,307 No way he could. 595 00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:31,809 That being said, I did tell him 596 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,394 that I would run it by you. 597 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,271 Okay, well, tell him you did, and tell him I told you 598 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,856 there's no way we're wasting the Condamned 599 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,067 on an audience that wouldn't understand the... 600 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,693 nu-the nuance. Is "nuance" a word? 601 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:41,903 Mm-hmm. 602 00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:43,112 [Ace] The-the-the-the complexity 603 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,655 of what we got goin' on here. 604 00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,324 There's a chance for this gimmick to really, 605 00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:48,367 really speak to people about, uh, impulse, 606 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:50,536 and-and appetite, and the- the cost of those things. 607 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:51,662 You know, redemption. 608 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:53,164 Deliverance from evil. 609 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,707 Like in the Lord's Prayer. "Deliver us from evil." 610 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,417 It's all right there waiting to be tapped 611 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,086 and told for new audiences. 612 00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:00,129 Mm-hmm. 613 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,255 You understand, don't you, Staci? 614 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:02,548 You can see it. 615 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:03,800 I do understand. 616 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:05,676 And you can see it? 617 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:07,720 I can. 618 00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:09,013 [Ace] Come here. 619 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,640 [Staci] Aw. 620 00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:11,849 God bless you. 621 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,226 [Staci] Aw, I love you too. 622 00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:18,731 [Wild Bill] Hey. 623 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:22,944 You all right? 624 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,946 [Diego] I'm great. 625 00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:27,115 [Wild Bill] You don't seem great. 626 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,157 [Diego] Yeah, well... 627 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,992 Let's just do this. 628 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:31,494 [Wild Bill] Yes, let's. 629 00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:33,204 Should we discuss the Condamned? 630 00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,372 You tell me. 631 00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:36,415 Let's discuss it. 632 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:37,667 It was big news. 633 00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:40,086 Cool. 634 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:43,339 Hey, hey. 635 00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:46,092 What is up with the pout-pout? 636 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:48,177 I'm trying to help you, 637 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,720 open doors for you. 638 00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,472 Expose you to stuff. Lift you up. 639 00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:52,807 Make your dreams come true. 640 00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,142 And you're pouty-pout man-pouting 641 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:55,309 about I don't fucking know what. 642 00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:57,061 You treat me like a scrub. 643 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,108 You treat me like a gofer. 644 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:04,110 You aren't lifting me up. 645 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:06,529 You're using me to buck up your fragile ego. 646 00:24:06,696 --> 00:24:07,905 My ego isn't fragile. 647 00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:10,158 Everyone's ego is fragile, 648 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:12,201 but good people don't treat other people badly 649 00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:13,411 to build theirs up. 650 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:17,540 And... 651 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,917 Three, two, one. 652 00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:29,135 Welcome. 653 00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:33,848 Quick bit of business. 654 00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:36,350 I know y'all love listening to the Wild Bill Podcast, 655 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:39,061 but going forward, 656 00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,230 we got a new name in the title. 657 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:45,735 Going forward, this is not the Wild Bill Podcast. 658 00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,570 This is the Wild Bill 659 00:24:47,737 --> 00:24:51,991 and Diego Cottonmouth Podcast. 660 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:54,911 Been a great partnership so far 661 00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:57,830 and one I hope will continue. 662 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,166 [soft music plays] 663 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:01,918 [sighs] 664 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:04,003 It's an honor to be with you, Bill. 665 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,714 ♪ ♪ 666 00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:08,716 [laughs] 667 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:11,844 All right, let's get into it, shall we? 668 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:12,970 First up... 669 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:15,806 ♪ ♪ 670 00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:26,651 Caitlyn, please get Brooks. 671 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:28,027 He's coming. 672 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,612 [executive] And please tell 673 00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:31,489 whoever redecorated my office over the weekend, 674 00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:33,783 who clearly thought they were doing me a favor, 675 00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:35,701 that when they redecorate, they shouldn't insult 676 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,370 people's intelligence with fake books 677 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:40,873 with... colorful spines that I would like to burn. 678 00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:44,627 Brooks, I am meeting with the board in two weeks. 679 00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:46,545 Please brighten my day with some good news. 680 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,965 Darren Phillips scouted women's golf, 681 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,175 said there might be some possibilities there. 682 00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:54,303 Taylor said that we can get Kentucky Derby coverage cheap. 683 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:56,097 Imagine our surge in subscribers 684 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:57,848 when people find out there's a new platform 685 00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,517 where you can watch horses running around 686 00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:01,727 while getting whipped, surrounded by women in hats. 687 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,104 We're very much all over the place. 688 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:04,355 We need not to be. 689 00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:06,023 I'm going to Florida to scope out 690 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:07,900 some independent professional wrestling promotions. 691 00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:11,028 I hate professional wrestling even more than I hate horses. 692 00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:12,530 You don't hate horses. 693 00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:14,323 I hate when they're racing and getting whipped. 694 00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:16,367 You know, horses aren't naturally competitive. 695 00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:18,202 It's humans who make them that way. 696 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:20,663 Perhaps I hate horses more because of the people 697 00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:22,581 who own them, who make them something they're not. 698 00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:25,209 Last year, total revenue for professional wrestling 699 00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:28,587 was 1.095 billion. 700 00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:30,715 I guess I could grow to love professional wrestling. 701 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,634 Although, I hate when men wear those bikini pants. 702 00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:37,722 Either wear shorts or nothing, not in between. 703 00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:40,182 So we buy a wrestling promotion. 704 00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:42,476 More than one. Grab a handful. 705 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,103 Promote the hell out of 'em. 706 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:47,106 Build it, brand it, live shows and streamed content. 707 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:48,482 Expand. Who knows? 708 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,860 Maybe, in one to three years, it grows. 709 00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:54,739 Optimism is mental illness, but it's cute. 710 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:56,741 Have fun. Don't drink. 711 00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:58,659 [Brooks] Hmm. 712 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:04,373 [Willie] You look handy up there. 713 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,042 [laughs] Just got to thinking how, every summer, 714 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,835 we lose who knows how many thousands of dollars' 715 00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:10,212 worth of air conditioning out these windows. 716 00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:12,673 Hey, would you hand me that towel there? 717 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,550 [Willie] I should get you to come to my place. 718 00:27:14,717 --> 00:27:16,552 [Staci] I'm happy to help wherever I can. 719 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:19,472 Jack was thinking, with the cross-promotion chaos, 720 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:20,973 things might get a little busy around here, 721 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,641 so I figured I might as well help out. 722 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,352 -All for one and all, you know. -Yeah, well, 723 00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:25,895 the list of things we need help with 724 00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:27,396 is never-ending. You don't wanna know. 725 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:28,397 I do. 726 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:29,565 Sump pump's busted. 727 00:27:29,732 --> 00:27:31,150 -Maybe I don't. -Exactly. 728 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:32,193 Oh, hey, Willie, 729 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,570 before you go, uh, 730 00:27:34,737 --> 00:27:36,280 you connected with Sonya Tuckerman, 731 00:27:36,447 --> 00:27:37,448 the woman from the County? 732 00:27:37,615 --> 00:27:38,741 I did. Thanks. 733 00:27:38,908 --> 00:27:39,784 Okay. 734 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:44,288 Yeah, so she got what she came for then? 735 00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:46,499 Saturday night, in the hallway? 736 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,709 Yeah. She got it. 737 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:50,544 Jack says she's the tax assessor. 738 00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:52,254 She is. 739 00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:54,256 I paid a bill. 740 00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:55,966 For some bills, we write checks, 741 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,468 and some we pay in cash. 742 00:27:57,635 --> 00:28:00,763 You pay the property taxes in cash, in an envelope? 743 00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:02,264 We do. 744 00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:03,641 We pay the property taxes in cash, in an envelope, 745 00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:05,142 and Sonya Tuckerman handles it. 746 00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:06,852 And if Sonya Tuckerman didn't handle it, 747 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,312 we'd be screwed. 748 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:12,274 That's enough of an answer. 749 00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:13,818 No, it isn't. 750 00:28:13,984 --> 00:28:15,069 [Willie] Staci... 751 00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:18,614 this isn't anything you need to worry about. 752 00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:19,490 It looks like it might be. 753 00:28:19,657 --> 00:28:20,908 [Willie] It isn't. 754 00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:24,662 Okay, look, there's-there's two kinds of women. 755 00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:26,539 There are women who get taken care of. 756 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,124 You know, they emit some kind of soft vapor. 757 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:29,959 People gather around and take care of 'em. 758 00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:31,752 That's you. 759 00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:33,337 And then there's me. 760 00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:35,881 I emit some kind of coal engine smoke. 761 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,175 I get dirty, and I fix shit, 762 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:40,136 and I stay up all night worrying about 763 00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:41,804 more dirty shit I gotta fix. 764 00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:43,639 I fix shit, so you don't have to spend a single second 765 00:28:43,806 --> 00:28:45,307 worrying about un-fixed shit. 766 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:46,851 What's going on here, Willie? 767 00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:47,893 You wanna know what's going on? 768 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,395 Here's what's going on. 769 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:51,147 Tom and I made an agreement, years ago, 770 00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:52,565 that we would do whatever we needed to do 771 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,233 to keep this place alive. 772 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,277 And you don't need to worry about what those things are. 773 00:28:56,444 --> 00:28:57,278 Are they legal? 774 00:28:57,445 --> 00:28:58,487 [Willie] Some are. 775 00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:00,114 Well, whatever those other ones are, 776 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:02,491 we're not doing 'em anymore. 777 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:05,244 The DWL is a house of cards built on sand, 778 00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:07,413 in the middle of a hurricane, on a leaky boat. 779 00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:09,748 We do whatever we need to do. 780 00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:12,209 Does Jack know? 781 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,753 [sighs] No. 782 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,047 What else are we doing? 783 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:18,632 I wanna know everything. 784 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:20,384 I'm not gonna tell you everything. 785 00:29:20,551 --> 00:29:22,178 You're saying that to pretend like you're protecting me 786 00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:24,013 when, in fact, you're only protecting yourself. 787 00:29:24,138 --> 00:29:25,890 This turning into that kind of conversation? 788 00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:27,975 Everything that's going on, Jack needs to know. 789 00:29:28,142 --> 00:29:30,561 I need to know, so we can make it right... 790 00:29:30,728 --> 00:29:31,854 -[Willie laughs] -...move on. 791 00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:33,564 "Make it right." 792 00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:37,359 Well, those are some big, shiny morals you've got there, 793 00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:40,488 but here's the problem with knowing stuff. 794 00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:44,700 You can't un-know it, so what if knowing stuff 795 00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:46,202 means finding out the DWL 796 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:47,786 can't keep itself afloat legally 797 00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:49,788 and never has? 798 00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:52,124 What if it means finding out that Tom had years and years 799 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:54,460 of promissory notes and third mortgages 800 00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:56,420 and lines of credit and business loans he knew 801 00:29:56,587 --> 00:29:58,214 he'd never be able to pay off? 802 00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,757 Hmm? 803 00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:01,717 Is that really something you wanna know? 804 00:30:01,884 --> 00:30:03,594 And how you gonna fix it? 805 00:30:03,761 --> 00:30:06,764 How you gonna fix over $100,000 in county property taxes 806 00:30:06,931 --> 00:30:08,349 that we avoided paying because Sonya Tuckerman 807 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:10,434 had a crush on Tom? 808 00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:11,977 What are you gonna do? 809 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,480 You gonna tell Jack his father wasn't only 810 00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:17,608 the bastard that left him, but also a hustler 811 00:30:17,775 --> 00:30:18,901 who didn't always tell the truth 812 00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:20,736 to get people to give him money? 813 00:30:20,903 --> 00:30:22,821 Tom didn't want Jack knowing anything 814 00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:25,074 'cause he didn't want wrestling ruining his life, 815 00:30:25,241 --> 00:30:27,493 and as for the DWL, 816 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:29,453 he probably forgot he even willed it to him. 817 00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:31,997 That will hadn't been touched since Jack was six years old. 818 00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:35,793 Back when Tom thought, as did I, 819 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,586 that this thing was gonna be something 820 00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:39,630 worth leaving someone. 821 00:30:39,797 --> 00:30:42,007 Stupid. 822 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:46,220 Tom didn't do Jack any favors leaving him the DWL. 823 00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:48,180 He left him a rat's nest to untangle, 824 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:50,808 and he left me with it. 825 00:30:50,975 --> 00:30:53,143 I'm just stupid enough to still be standing here, 826 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:54,812 trying to fix it. 827 00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:59,358 You say you need to make it right. 828 00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,151 Make it right, Staci. 829 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:02,820 Take it all. 830 00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:04,655 Tell Jack all about it. 831 00:31:04,822 --> 00:31:07,700 Jack's an honest man. 832 00:31:07,825 --> 00:31:10,786 We're all honest, till we're not. 833 00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:13,831 [somber music plays] 834 00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:16,625 ♪ ♪ 835 00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:17,876 [door slams] 836 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:23,299 The Condamned is wrestling at Dystopia this week. 837 00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:24,925 No exceptions. 838 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:27,344 [Jack] I'm not gonna blow the Condamned's whole character 839 00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:28,971 in some ordinary match with you. 840 00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:31,223 First, the character's been around what, three days? 841 00:31:31,348 --> 00:31:33,851 Second, a match with me is never ordinary. 842 00:31:34,018 --> 00:31:36,061 I'm the FWD champ. 843 00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:37,771 So by not wrestling me, you get to keep 844 00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:39,189 that belt a little longer. 845 00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:40,357 Ace doesn't wanna wrestle at Dystopia, 846 00:31:40,524 --> 00:31:41,609 so it's not gonna happen. 847 00:31:41,775 --> 00:31:43,861 You agreed to this cross-promotion. 848 00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:45,487 There's only one choice. 849 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:48,073 Well, there's two, if you count gettin' sued and going bankrupt. 850 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,576 I'd say Charlie doesn't care which, but he does. 851 00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:52,661 His character really means a lot to him. 852 00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:55,581 Next, you gonna tell me that he's not such a bad guy. 853 00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:59,043 You keep telling that to yourself until it sink in. 854 00:31:59,209 --> 00:32:00,836 He's the one you got to deal with, 855 00:32:01,003 --> 00:32:02,838 because you punched him. 856 00:32:03,005 --> 00:32:05,257 So you just focus on what's next. 857 00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:08,761 Right now, you just do what you gotta do 858 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,639 so your bill don't get past due. 859 00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:13,015 Ciao. 860 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,688 Tell me I'm being short-sighted. 861 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:21,398 You're not being short-sighted. 862 00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:23,525 You're trying to pretend you got a choice when you don't. 863 00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:25,819 We can make it a shoot. 864 00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:27,696 Go down there, and pin him when he's not expecting it. 865 00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,239 [Jack] Ace, you can hold him down for an hour, 866 00:32:29,365 --> 00:32:31,283 and the ref will never count to three. 867 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,203 Besides, you said you don't wanna go back to Dystopia, 868 00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:35,204 and I don't blame you. 869 00:32:35,371 --> 00:32:36,622 I definitely don't. 870 00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:37,998 It's not like I wanna go. 871 00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:40,084 I'm just saying, as your brother, if you told me, 872 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:41,418 "I need you to do it..." 873 00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:42,628 No. 874 00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:45,464 If you really don't got a choice-- 875 00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:46,632 It's my fuck-up. 876 00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:48,008 It's not yours. 877 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:49,301 You punched him 'cause you were trying 878 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,136 to save me from him. 879 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,305 That was the wrong way to handle it. 880 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:55,683 This is your character. 881 00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:59,228 Don't go messing with it just to cover my mistake. 882 00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:02,064 Fuck Gully. 883 00:33:02,231 --> 00:33:03,649 I'd rather go down in flames. 884 00:33:03,774 --> 00:33:05,567 I don't want you to go down in flames. 885 00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,528 I don't want us to go down in flames. 886 00:33:07,695 --> 00:33:09,488 Besides, flames are the sort of situation 887 00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:11,740 the Condamned's trying to steer away from anyway. 888 00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:13,784 [both laugh] 889 00:33:15,953 --> 00:33:17,788 We really are fucked. 890 00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:20,416 Nah, not really. 891 00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:21,917 It's just wrestling. 892 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,047 Give him Crystal. 893 00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:28,590 Gully wants me, not Crystal. 894 00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,050 Gully wants you to wrestle, so don't wrestle. 895 00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:31,343 Appear. 896 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:32,511 Ten seconds. You're in. You're out. 897 00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:33,512 Boom. It's over. 898 00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:34,930 Gully'd wanna win the night. 899 00:33:35,097 --> 00:33:35,764 [Willie] Then Gully wins the night. 900 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:36,849 So what? 901 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,809 Move on. Cut your losses, right? 902 00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:41,353 Let's stop acting like we got a choice in the matter. 903 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,646 Just do it. Go. 904 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:45,023 We can't throw Crystal to the wolves. 905 00:33:45,149 --> 00:33:46,275 Not at this point. 906 00:33:46,442 --> 00:33:47,860 Crystal just survived y'all's asses. 907 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,529 Y'all are wolves, bears, lions, and hyenas. 908 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:52,614 And jackasses. Crystal can handle Dystopia. 909 00:33:52,781 --> 00:33:54,700 She can handle whatever comes at her next. 910 00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:56,118 Stop talking. 911 00:33:56,285 --> 00:33:57,327 Let's fix this shit. 912 00:33:57,494 --> 00:34:00,456 [soft music plays] 913 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:02,750 ♪ ♪ 914 00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:06,962 [sighs and laughs] 915 00:34:07,129 --> 00:34:09,548 [Willie] Those are something. The bracelets. 916 00:34:12,176 --> 00:34:13,677 [Crystal] Elle left them for me. 917 00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:15,763 [Willie] Bargain-basement Wonder Woman she was. 918 00:34:17,347 --> 00:34:18,640 She was nice. 919 00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:20,517 Come sit. 920 00:34:23,854 --> 00:34:27,191 Crystal, Jack is sending Ace to Dystopia. 921 00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:28,567 Not sending. 922 00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:30,486 It's voluntary. He wants to go. 923 00:34:30,651 --> 00:34:32,029 Now Gully's being a dick. 924 00:34:32,196 --> 00:34:34,406 Sun's gonna rise tomorrow too. Big surprise. 925 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:36,742 Anyhow, Ace is gonna do it. 926 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:37,950 One night. 927 00:34:40,204 --> 00:34:42,414 And I think you should go too. 928 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:45,167 Lemons outta lemonade, or other way around, 929 00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:48,879 but the thing is, 930 00:34:49,046 --> 00:34:52,508 you were right about the women's league. 931 00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:54,384 It's time we shit or get off the pot. 932 00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:57,429 We'll make Gully put you in a match with one of his girls. 933 00:34:57,554 --> 00:34:58,597 Women. 934 00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:00,057 You know, someone from his roster. 935 00:35:00,224 --> 00:35:01,767 He's got a lot of 'em, women down there. 936 00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:03,685 Could be a big boost, 937 00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:06,063 one you couldn't get here, 938 00:35:06,230 --> 00:35:11,276 not without more women on our roster, so go. 939 00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:15,531 Don't just stand there, staring at an open door. 940 00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:16,865 Don't question it. 941 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:19,034 This is a chance. 942 00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:23,372 You take it, and it'll lead to another and another. 943 00:35:23,497 --> 00:35:24,832 You get in that ring at Dystopia, 944 00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:26,583 and you say, "Shove it up your ass. 945 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:27,960 I am here to sparkle." 946 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,462 [laughs softly] 947 00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:32,881 And I'll be there to protect you. 948 00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:35,968 [warm music plays] 949 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,929 ♪ ♪ 950 00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:41,473 Okay. 951 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,933 I'll do it. 952 00:35:46,395 --> 00:35:47,813 Willie says Gully has me wrestling 953 00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:49,606 some woman named Venus Cancer. 954 00:35:49,773 --> 00:35:51,525 -Mm-hmm. -Willie talked to her. 955 00:35:51,692 --> 00:35:52,943 -Says she's cool. -See? 956 00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:54,111 You were all worried you were gonna have 957 00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:55,863 a week off and lose momentum, 958 00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:58,240 and now you're a featured act at Dystopia. 959 00:35:58,407 --> 00:35:59,950 That's five times our crowd. 960 00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:01,827 Trust your destiny. 961 00:36:01,994 --> 00:36:03,203 Faith. 962 00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:04,705 It's not a lot of prep time. 963 00:36:04,872 --> 00:36:06,623 [Bobby] Your entire life, up to this moment, 964 00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:07,833 has been prep time. 965 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,002 God placed you in this moment, 966 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,670 not to test you, 967 00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:13,630 to reward you, 968 00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:15,757 to shine a spotlight on you. 969 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:17,342 I know this. 970 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:21,096 I do not know a lot, but I know this. 971 00:36:22,139 --> 00:36:23,557 [laughs] 972 00:36:23,724 --> 00:36:27,436 At what point does, like, your face fall off, 973 00:36:27,603 --> 00:36:28,937 revealing yourself to be some kind 974 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:31,732 of romance novel android man 975 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:34,860 engineered to make me feel good about myself 976 00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:36,945 when I'm at my lowest and most uncertain? 977 00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:38,196 Hmm. 978 00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:40,073 I cannot compute what you say, Crystal. 979 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,408 Go win! 980 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:43,493 Bobby 2000 at your service. 981 00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:45,787 -Thank you. -[Bobby] Mm-hmm. 982 00:36:47,789 --> 00:36:49,041 Don't worry about calling. 983 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,918 Stay focused. 984 00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:53,337 [Ace] Oh, Jack says it's time to roll. 985 00:36:53,503 --> 00:36:54,546 Bobby, wish us luck. 986 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,131 [Bobby] Oh, you don't need it. 987 00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:58,258 We'll be watching on the Dystopia livestream. 988 00:36:58,383 --> 00:36:59,718 -Crush it, Crystal. -[Crystal] Mm. 989 00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:01,970 And you give 'em hell, Condamned. 990 00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:16,068 I really like you. 991 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,986 You know what I mean? 992 00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:20,989 I really like you too. 993 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:22,991 [laughs] 994 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:25,911 [tender music plays] 995 00:37:26,036 --> 00:37:29,039 ♪ ♪ 996 00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:35,295 ["Long Cool Woman" playing] 997 00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:38,465 ♪ ♪ 998 00:37:42,678 --> 00:37:46,056 [singer] ♪ Saturday night I was downtown ♪ 999 00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:49,559 ♪ Working for the FBI ♪ 1000 00:37:49,685 --> 00:37:52,896 ♪ Sittin' in a nest Of bad men ♪ 1001 00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:57,693 ♪ Whiskey bottles Piling high ♪ 1002 00:37:57,859 --> 00:38:01,196 ♪ Bootlegging boozer On the west side ♪ 1003 00:38:01,363 --> 00:38:04,741 ♪ Full of people Who are doing wrong ♪ 1004 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:08,286 ♪ Just about to call up The DA man ♪ 1005 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:13,709 ♪ When I heard this woman Sing a song ♪ 1006 00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:17,045 ♪ A pair of 45's Made me open my eyes ♪ 1007 00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:20,048 ♪ My temperature Started to rise... ♪ 1008 00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:21,299 No, no, no. 1009 00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:22,801 Now, now, now, right after that, Venus, 1010 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:23,719 I need you to kick out. 1011 00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:24,886 Kick out! 1012 00:38:25,053 --> 00:38:26,555 There it is. Good job. 1013 00:38:26,722 --> 00:38:28,557 Yo, Rooster, heads up. 1014 00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:30,600 And, well, looky here. 1015 00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:35,230 Hello, old friends. 1016 00:38:35,397 --> 00:38:37,774 Now, folks, let's give a warm Dystopia welcome 1017 00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:40,944 to our partners from the DWL. 1018 00:38:41,111 --> 00:38:44,489 [polite applause] 1019 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:47,617 ♪ ♪ 1020 00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:51,121 So I have some thoughts on how this should go. 1021 00:38:51,288 --> 00:38:52,372 Well, your thoughts better involve 1022 00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:53,957 you getting your asses kicked. 1023 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:55,125 [Jack] Rooster, I need your help persuading Gully 1024 00:38:55,292 --> 00:38:57,252 that what I've booked is great. 1025 00:38:57,419 --> 00:38:59,004 Look, Jack, I'm not here to help you with your business, 1026 00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:01,798 yo bitchin', your complainin', or persuadin'. 1027 00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:03,717 Look, good shit sells itself. 1028 00:39:03,884 --> 00:39:07,637 Sell some good shit without Condemnation Man winning, 1029 00:39:07,763 --> 00:39:09,347 and Gully will bite. 1030 00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:14,186 Why, in the name of whatever almighty God 1031 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:17,230 created this dog-eat-dog world should I let you 1032 00:39:17,397 --> 00:39:19,149 book what happens in my ring 1033 00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:21,276 and trust that you're actually gonna go through with it? 1034 00:39:21,443 --> 00:39:23,862 Well, first off, you get to punch me in the face. 1035 00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:25,572 -Yay, Dad. -Yeah, yay me. 1036 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:26,698 Okay, keep going. 1037 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:28,200 It gets better. 1038 00:39:32,079 --> 00:39:33,371 Brooks Rizzo just texted. 1039 00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:34,873 He's gonna be a little bit late. 1040 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,333 We're not gonna start the show without him, 1041 00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:37,459 so meet him out there for will-call. 1042 00:39:37,626 --> 00:39:38,835 Sit next to him during the show. 1043 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:39,753 If he needs anything, get it to him. 1044 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,004 -Dad? -Yes? 1045 00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:42,506 -I got this. -Okay. Thank you. 1046 00:39:44,174 --> 00:39:45,550 [bell dings] 1047 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:48,178 [groans in pain] 1048 00:39:48,345 --> 00:39:51,306 [crowd cheering] 1049 00:39:54,601 --> 00:39:56,686 [crowd jeering] 1050 00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:01,149 [dramatic slow drumbeat plays] 1051 00:40:02,484 --> 00:40:05,195 [crowd] Ooh! 1052 00:40:06,947 --> 00:40:08,281 Yeah! 1053 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,703 [referee] Get her on the corner, Venus. 1054 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:19,334 Aha! 1055 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:25,090 You okay, Crystal? 1056 00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:44,276 [crowd groans] 1057 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:45,485 You okay, Venus? 1058 00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:47,028 Venus? 1059 00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:03,962 [crowd booing] 1060 00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:07,340 Okay. 1061 00:41:10,302 --> 00:41:12,012 Holy shit. 1062 00:41:12,888 --> 00:41:15,390 One, two-- 1063 00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:19,227 All right. She's great. 1064 00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:20,979 Let's see how she is on the mic. 1065 00:41:21,104 --> 00:41:22,772 I am not gonna be thrown off by your words, Jack. 1066 00:41:22,898 --> 00:41:24,191 I learned all of them. 1067 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:26,109 I was in the senior class play, Godspell. 1068 00:41:26,234 --> 00:41:27,527 Okay. Pipe down, Pippin. 1069 00:41:32,908 --> 00:41:36,286 I didn't do Pippin. 1070 00:41:36,453 --> 00:41:39,164 Pippin was not as good of a musical. 1071 00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:54,846 Crystal, you wanna give-- 1072 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:55,847 Crystal, you wanna give up? 1073 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:57,098 No. 1074 00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:58,516 Whoo! 1075 00:42:02,646 --> 00:42:04,773 [referee] No, she's doin' it! She's doin' it! 1076 00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:06,441 Go! 1077 00:42:17,953 --> 00:42:20,830 One, two--two. 1078 00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:22,165 Two. 1079 00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:25,126 -Hey! Hey! -[grunts in pain] 1080 00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:28,129 Hey, where are you going? Get back in here! 1081 00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:29,798 No más! Ah! 1082 00:42:29,965 --> 00:42:31,925 [crowd booing] 1083 00:42:32,092 --> 00:42:33,802 Don't look at me. I'm still here. 1084 00:42:33,927 --> 00:42:35,679 Y'all came to see wrestling, right? 1085 00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:38,723 [rock music playing on speakers] 1086 00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:41,851 ♪ ♪ 1087 00:42:46,982 --> 00:42:49,776 [crowd chanting "Gully"] 1088 00:42:49,943 --> 00:42:52,946 ♪ ♪ 1089 00:43:27,897 --> 00:43:31,860 Crystal Tyler! 1090 00:43:32,027 --> 00:43:33,445 That's a great name. 1091 00:43:33,570 --> 00:43:35,488 You got a lot of guts coming down here, 1092 00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:38,908 taking on my number one lady, Venus Cancer. 1093 00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:40,744 Hey, Kevin, give her a mic. 1094 00:43:40,869 --> 00:43:42,787 Crystal, you and I need to talk. 1095 00:43:42,954 --> 00:43:45,123 Talk about what? How your wrestler is a coward? 1096 00:43:45,248 --> 00:43:46,791 -[crowd] Ooh! -Venus is not a coward. 1097 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,626 She was just following orders. 1098 00:43:48,752 --> 00:43:53,381 My orders, because this is my ring, and I am God! 1099 00:43:53,548 --> 00:43:56,509 [crowd cheering] 1100 00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:00,722 I wanted to see 1101 00:44:00,889 --> 00:44:02,390 the Crystal Tyler show in person. 1102 00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:06,227 You have come a long way in a very short time. 1103 00:44:06,394 --> 00:44:10,315 From valet, to DWL champ, to women's champ, 1104 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:14,819 to pound-for-pound the toughest S-O-B in the DWL. 1105 00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:15,737 It's true! 1106 00:44:15,904 --> 00:44:18,698 [crowd] Yeah! 1107 00:44:18,865 --> 00:44:20,533 But tonight, I have been reminded 1108 00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:23,286 of a very important botanical truth. 1109 00:44:23,453 --> 00:44:26,247 Even in a shit pile like the DWL, 1110 00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:29,417 a lovely rose can still bloom. 1111 00:44:29,542 --> 00:44:31,461 [crowd laughs] 1112 00:44:32,545 --> 00:44:36,132 Okay, so to me, the real sin is to leave that rose 1113 00:44:36,299 --> 00:44:38,885 growing in a shit pile. 1114 00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:42,013 Oh, Hole-i-o, please bring me my briefcase. 1115 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:45,934 [crowd cheering] 1116 00:44:46,101 --> 00:44:47,310 Listen up, Crystal. 1117 00:44:47,477 --> 00:44:50,772 I wanna be in the Crystal Tyler business. 1118 00:44:50,939 --> 00:44:54,109 I wanna see you realize your full potential, 1119 00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:55,443 not selfishly, 1120 00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:58,029 but for the industry that we both love. 1121 00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:01,032 I wanna build the Crystal Tyler brand, 1122 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:03,701 so please, just take a seat and hear my pitch. 1123 00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:05,120 Sit. Sit. Sit. 1124 00:45:05,286 --> 00:45:08,373 [crowd chanting "sit"] 1125 00:45:08,498 --> 00:45:09,499 Come on. You're my guest. 1126 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:10,542 Sit down. 1127 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:13,837 Please just sit. 1128 00:45:13,962 --> 00:45:16,881 [crowd cheers] 1129 00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:19,384 I need Crystal Tyler pay-per-views. 1130 00:45:19,551 --> 00:45:21,719 Crystal Tyler action figures. 1131 00:45:21,845 --> 00:45:23,138 Crystal Tyler home goods. 1132 00:45:23,304 --> 00:45:24,764 You know what I'm talking about, right? 1133 00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:28,518 We both know that as long as you stay in the DWL, 1134 00:45:28,685 --> 00:45:29,978 that will never happen. 1135 00:45:30,145 --> 00:45:33,523 Jack Spade can't take you to the top, but I can. 1136 00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:37,235 [crowd] Yeah! 1137 00:45:37,402 --> 00:45:39,821 You know, Rooster used to be with the DWL, but, Rooster, 1138 00:45:39,988 --> 00:45:41,906 before you started working with me, what kind of car 1139 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:43,700 -did you drive? -Tercel. 1140 00:45:43,867 --> 00:45:45,493 [laughter] 1141 00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:47,078 It's a fine car. It's a fine car, 1142 00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:49,539 but what kind of car are you driving now? 1143 00:45:49,706 --> 00:45:50,999 Lamborghini. 1144 00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:55,545 [crowd] Whoo! 1145 00:45:55,712 --> 00:45:59,382 I can make you a star beyond your wildest dreams. 1146 00:45:59,549 --> 00:46:01,384 Crystal Tyler, I want you to join 1147 00:46:01,551 --> 00:46:04,304 Florida Wrestling Dystopia! 1148 00:46:04,471 --> 00:46:06,598 [crowd roaring] 1149 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:10,477 [crowd chanting "yes"] 1150 00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:20,612 You know, being born in Duffy means being born 1151 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:22,906 into low expectations. 1152 00:46:23,072 --> 00:46:25,366 When you come from nothing, it's okay to not succeed. 1153 00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:26,868 It's probably why I never thought of myself 1154 00:46:27,035 --> 00:46:29,412 being worth a damn. 1155 00:46:29,579 --> 00:46:32,707 Mr. Gully, I have been through stuff that no kid 1156 00:46:32,874 --> 00:46:35,460 should ever have to go through, 1157 00:46:35,627 --> 00:46:38,296 overcame way more than I should have. 1158 00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:39,589 And just when I thought 1159 00:46:39,756 --> 00:46:42,342 I couldn't squeeze out any more fight, 1160 00:46:42,509 --> 00:46:45,094 the Spade brothers gave me a home. 1161 00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:46,554 And I'm not talking about a home 1162 00:46:46,679 --> 00:46:49,474 with a fireplace and a big-screen TV 1163 00:46:49,641 --> 00:46:51,142 and a comfy, cozy couch. 1164 00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:54,604 No, I'm talking about a home that was built for me. 1165 00:46:54,771 --> 00:46:56,231 The ring. 1166 00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:57,649 Because in the ring, 1167 00:46:57,815 --> 00:47:01,236 all the bullshit that used to bury me 1168 00:47:01,402 --> 00:47:04,155 can't even touch me! 1169 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:08,409 And so, for that, I'm forever grateful for the Spade family. 1170 00:47:08,576 --> 00:47:12,163 [crowd] Boo! 1171 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:16,459 But this is a business, 1172 00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:19,963 and it's a nasty one, at that. 1173 00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:24,759 And there is no one looking out for me now except for me. 1174 00:47:24,926 --> 00:47:27,512 [audience groans] 1175 00:47:27,637 --> 00:47:29,222 Truth is, Mr. Gully, 1176 00:47:29,389 --> 00:47:34,018 I deserve everything you offer and then some. 1177 00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:36,771 Mm-hmm. 1178 00:47:36,938 --> 00:47:39,649 You want Crystal Tyler in Dystopia? 1179 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:45,113 You want Crystal Tyler in Dystopia? 1180 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,116 -[Gully] Let's hear it, folks! -[crowd cheering] 1181 00:47:51,828 --> 00:47:53,162 [Gully] Let's hear it! 1182 00:47:54,998 --> 00:47:57,709 Well, then you know what? 1183 00:48:00,420 --> 00:48:02,130 My answer is... 1184 00:48:04,299 --> 00:48:05,842 ...hell no! 1185 00:48:06,009 --> 00:48:09,137 I ain't no sellout, and I am never working 1186 00:48:09,304 --> 00:48:11,556 for a bottom-feeding maggot like you. 1187 00:48:11,723 --> 00:48:14,475 DWL for life! 1188 00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:18,021 [crowd booing] 1189 00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:20,690 Go on! Get out of here! 1190 00:48:20,857 --> 00:48:22,108 [Gully] All right. 1191 00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:25,403 First, I just wanna say ow. 1192 00:48:27,030 --> 00:48:28,948 And now that you've done the loyalty act, 1193 00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:30,908 let's get down to business. 1194 00:48:31,034 --> 00:48:32,535 Help me out, Hole. 1195 00:48:32,702 --> 00:48:35,079 This right here is a two-year contract 1196 00:48:35,204 --> 00:48:38,583 for you to join FWD, 1197 00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:43,046 and right here... 1198 00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:45,548 is $100,000! 1199 00:48:45,715 --> 00:48:47,967 [crowd] Whoo! 1200 00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:55,516 A bonus for signing it! 1201 00:48:57,101 --> 00:49:00,104 Did Jack Spade ever give you this kind of an opportunity? 1202 00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:01,898 No, he did not. 1203 00:49:02,065 --> 00:49:05,443 You will never see this amount of money 1204 00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:09,864 for as long as you're with Jack Spade and the DWL, 1205 00:49:10,031 --> 00:49:12,116 no matter how hard you grind, 1206 00:49:12,241 --> 00:49:14,535 no matter how much you deserve it. 1207 00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:17,372 But you work for me, you will be set for life. 1208 00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:19,874 Work for me, and you have security 1209 00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:22,377 for you and your loved ones. 1210 00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:24,212 Or are you gonna throw away 1211 00:49:24,379 --> 00:49:26,464 the biggest opportunity of your life 1212 00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:30,301 for some silly and blind devotion to Jack Spade? 1213 00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:33,471 [crowd chanting "sign"] 1214 00:49:37,058 --> 00:49:39,894 Sign! Sign! Sign! 1215 00:49:41,396 --> 00:49:42,605 Hey, Gully! 1216 00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:44,482 -[crowd] Boo! -Shut up! 1217 00:49:44,649 --> 00:49:47,068 You get the hell away from her! 1218 00:49:47,235 --> 00:49:48,236 [crowd booing] 1219 00:49:48,403 --> 00:49:49,487 [Gully] All right. Let's hear him. 1220 00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:50,822 Let's hear him out. 1221 00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:53,074 [Jack] Maybe you're hard of hearing, 1222 00:49:53,241 --> 00:49:55,785 but you cannot buy Crystal Tyler! 1223 00:49:55,952 --> 00:49:59,163 She's no sellout, like you! 1224 00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:02,125 [crowd] Boo! 1225 00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:03,376 Well, well, well, Jack. 1226 00:50:03,543 --> 00:50:04,752 It's, uh, not really a surprise, 1227 00:50:04,919 --> 00:50:06,087 you showing up here tonight. 1228 00:50:06,254 --> 00:50:07,755 I see how you're looking at Rooster, 1229 00:50:07,922 --> 00:50:10,717 like the one who got away, and so you're here, now, 1230 00:50:10,883 --> 00:50:12,635 beg Crystal to not leave too. 1231 00:50:12,802 --> 00:50:14,262 [Jack] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1232 00:50:14,429 --> 00:50:17,181 Crystal Tyler chooses her own words! 1233 00:50:17,306 --> 00:50:20,435 I'm not here to plead with her to stay. 1234 00:50:20,601 --> 00:50:23,771 I'm here to fight by her side! 1235 00:50:23,896 --> 00:50:27,817 She's always had my back, and I will always have hers! 1236 00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:30,778 Crystal's not here to have your back. 1237 00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:32,530 She's here to stab you in it! 1238 00:50:32,697 --> 00:50:34,699 [crowd] Oh! 1239 00:50:34,866 --> 00:50:36,993 [Crystal] Whoo! 1240 00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:38,536 Yeah! 1241 00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:45,918 [laughs] 1242 00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:50,798 [quietly] Nice writing, Jack. 1243 00:50:53,342 --> 00:50:56,053 [Crystal] Whoo! [laughs] 1244 00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:57,722 Yes! 1245 00:50:57,847 --> 00:50:59,557 Bye-bye, Jack. 1246 00:51:03,603 --> 00:51:04,812 Looks like we got a deal! 1247 00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:07,982 Whoo! Dystopia! 1248 00:51:08,149 --> 00:51:09,233 Whoo! 1249 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,195 [crowd cheering] 1250 00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:14,363 Whoo-hoo! 1251 00:51:19,952 --> 00:51:21,329 Looks like Jack's waking up a bit! 1252 00:51:21,496 --> 00:51:22,538 Get him! 1253 00:51:22,705 --> 00:51:26,709 [crowd chanting "fight"] 1254 00:51:26,876 --> 00:51:28,169 [circuits humming] 1255 00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:29,670 [switch clangs] 1256 00:51:29,837 --> 00:51:32,673 [heroic music plays] 1257 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,843 ♪ ♪ 1258 00:51:47,188 --> 00:51:50,566 [loud impacts] 1259 00:51:51,526 --> 00:51:53,402 [wrestlers groaning] 1260 00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:56,614 [crowd murmuring confusedly] 1261 00:51:57,824 --> 00:52:01,494 Wherever you are, Jack Spade, this isn't over! 1262 00:52:01,661 --> 00:52:03,704 Dystopia for life! 1263 00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:04,914 [crowd roars] 1264 00:52:05,081 --> 00:52:07,124 Yeah! 1265 00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:10,419 Yessir! 1266 00:52:10,586 --> 00:52:12,547 Pop on that zipline was fucking incredible! 1267 00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:16,092 Aw, dude, you wrote the shit out of that. 1268 00:52:16,259 --> 00:52:17,593 -Crystal. -Yeah. 1269 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,595 Crystal. Jesus. 1270 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:20,638 Hey, how long do you think it'll take 1271 00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:21,722 for the arena to clear? 1272 00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:23,432 Hopefully soon. I gotta piss. 1273 00:52:23,558 --> 00:52:26,185 Just go here. I'll move. 1274 00:52:26,352 --> 00:52:27,645 What? 1275 00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:29,939 [crowd cheering] 1276 00:52:30,106 --> 00:52:32,233 Yeah! Whoo! 1277 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:35,361 Yeah! 1278 00:52:43,119 --> 00:52:46,581 [crowd cheering, chanting "Gully is God"] 1279 00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:48,124 [Brooks] Excuse me. 1280 00:52:48,291 --> 00:52:49,667 Somebody told me that you work with Crystal Tyler 1281 00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:50,668 and the Spade brothers. 1282 00:52:50,835 --> 00:52:51,794 I do. 1283 00:52:51,961 --> 00:52:53,129 I'm Brooks Rizzo. 1284 00:52:53,296 --> 00:52:55,381 I would love to know more about them. 1285 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:57,300 Like what? 1286 00:52:57,466 --> 00:52:58,509 Everything. 1287 00:53:00,469 --> 00:53:03,306 ["Long Cool Woman" playing] 1288 00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:06,726 ♪ ♪ 1289 00:53:06,893 --> 00:53:10,313 [singer] ♪ Saturday night I was downtown ♪ 1290 00:53:10,479 --> 00:53:14,025 ♪ Working for the FBI ♪ 1291 00:53:14,150 --> 00:53:17,445 ♪ Sittin' in a nest Of bad men ♪ 1292 00:53:17,612 --> 00:53:22,491 ♪ Whiskey bottles Piling high ♪ 1293 00:53:22,658 --> 00:53:25,661 ♪ Bootlegging boozer On the west side ♪ 1294 00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:29,457 ♪ Full of people Who are doing wrong ♪ 1295 00:53:29,624 --> 00:53:32,752 ♪ Just about to call up The DA man ♪ 1296 00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:36,881 ♪ When I heard this woman Sing a song ♪ 1297 00:53:37,006 --> 00:53:38,382 ♪ ♪ 1298 00:53:38,507 --> 00:53:41,677 ♪ A pair of 45's Made me open my eyes ♪ 1299 00:53:41,844 --> 00:53:46,432 ♪ My temperature started To rise ♪ 1300 00:53:46,599 --> 00:53:49,977 ♪ She was a long cool woman In a black dress ♪ 1301 00:53:50,144 --> 00:53:53,606 ♪ Just-a 5'9" beautiful tall ♪ 1302 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:56,901 ♪ With just one look I was a bad mess ♪ 1303 00:53:57,068 --> 00:54:01,614 ♪ 'Cause that long Cool woman had it all ♪ 1304 00:54:01,781 --> 00:54:04,867 ♪ Had it all ♪ 1305 00:54:05,034 --> 00:54:06,786 ♪ Ooh had it all ♪ 1306 00:54:06,953 --> 00:54:08,287 ♪ ♪ 1307 00:54:08,454 --> 00:54:10,957 ♪ Ah, she had it all ♪