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- ♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

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♪ Rising up against evil
paint the city green ♪

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♪ Raph is ready for a fight
Leo's making a scene ♪

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♪ Mikey's got mad skills
Donnie rocks machines ♪

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♪ With each other
they discover ♪

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♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

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♪ Cowabunga ♪

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♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

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♪ Rise ♪

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- [screeches]
- Okay, mutant silverfish,

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you've eaten people's laundry
for the last time!

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[grunts]

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What the?
[grunts]

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[silverfish screeching]

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- Hey, Raph!
Every time you smash them,

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they just split in two!

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- I know.
Isn't it cool?

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- Think, Raph, think.

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- Oh... I guess it does
double the problem.

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Which means double
the smashing!

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[silverfish screeching]

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[groaning]
- I got you, Raph.

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Oh!

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This situation calls

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for a dose
of my psycho-acrobatics!

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[thud]

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[groaning]

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[thud]
[silverfish chittering]

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[groaning]

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[silverfish screeching]

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- Oh boy.
- I got you, Mikey.

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- [struggled murmuring]

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- Looks like these fish are...

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[chuckles] wait for it,
you're gonna love this...

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all washed up.

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- Boo!

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- Okay, okay, okay,
how 'bout this:

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Those bugs are so wet--
- Uh, Leo.

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- Ow!
[wailing, yelling]

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- Ugh, this is getting old.

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[device whirrs]

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- Mission accomplished!

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- Whew. Nice, hustle, Donnie.

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I knew we could deal
with this as a team.

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- Actually, it was pretty much
just me, but segue,

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I think I have
a little something

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to kick our skills
into high gear.

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[rumbling, whirring]

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- What the what?
- Jumpin' Jack Flash!

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- It's beautiful.

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- No, no, no.
Not that.

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- What do you mean not that?

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That should totally
be the thing.

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- No, no, no,
that's just a little--

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it's in beta.
Don't worry about it.

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The real thing is much more

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personal and thoughtful,
and I really hope

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you like it, 'cause if you
don't I will just be crushed!

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- Donnie, just show it to us.

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I'm sure we'll all love it!

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- All right. Here it goes.
- Okay, so we're just

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moving past the drill?

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- You even got
my life colors right!

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- Oh-ho-ho, wow!

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I don't know what this is,

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but it has got a lot
of blinkity-blinks.

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- Whoa, jazzy headgear!

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[epic music]

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- I'm so glad you like 'em!

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Now let me show you
how they work.

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[silverfish screech]
all: Huh?

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- What was that?

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[electronic music]

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- Chateau Prétènche?

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I think I've heard
of this place.

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Ah!

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- [snorting]

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- Another mutant?
What's his deal?

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[silverfish screeching]
- [snorting]

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- You know what, that guy looks
like the Meat Sweats!

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[all laugh]

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- [grunts]

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[music stops]

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[straining]

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[furtive hip-hop music]

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♪ ♪

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[train whooshing]

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- [humming]

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[silverfish screech]

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Mmm! A little salt.
A pinch of savory.

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Lemon for the tang.

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Unleash the flavor!

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- Unleash the flavor?

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Oh my gosh.
It's Rupert Swaggart!

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- Oh, yeah!

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Uh, who's that?

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- The celebrity chef.

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Host of
"Kondescending Kitchen"?

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The show where
he screams at chefs

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until they give up
their dreams?

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I love that guy!

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- That's not how you make
a pork risotto!

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You've got to pound it
to unleash the flavor!

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[yelps]

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[snorts]

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- Huh?

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- [growling]
[people screaming]

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- You saw a celebrity chef
transform

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into a pig mutant
and you didn't tell anyone?

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- I didn't wanna burn
my risotto!

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Chateau Prétènche
is his restaurant.

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No wonder he's here!

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- [humming]

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- Oh, he's not gonna eat
that bug, is he?

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- [growling, snorting]

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- Ugh! The bacteria!
- Oh, that's so much worse!

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- [inhales] Ah ha!

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I feel the rush
of your delicious energy.

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The herbs du provence,
a nice touch.

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Hm?
[sniffs]

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[snorts] Am I picking up
the delightful aroma

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of mutant with
an after-stench of turtle?

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I'm thinking...

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lime turtle tenderloin
over a bed of saffron rice.

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- Ooh, that sounds good!

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- He's talking about eating us!

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- Excuse me for wanting
to be eaten in style!

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[footsteps approaching]

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- [sniffing]

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- Yeah!
Ha!

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It's time to mash
this pig's potatoes.

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Hot soup!

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- Charging the enemy?
- What the?

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Hey, this thing talks?

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[thud]

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- Perhaps you should
reevaluate?

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- Uh, Donnie,

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the helmet's talking to me!

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[grunts]
- Oh, goodie!

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It's working!

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- You! Hey, stop!

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Hey! Whoa!
[yells]

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- Your opponent
is quite strong.

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Consider other options.

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- How's this for options:

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smash, and bash!

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all: [squealing]
Time to unleash the flavor!

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- Ow! Hey, stop it!
Ow!

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- Fascinating.
He must have absorbed

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the silverfish's powers.

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This represents a new level
of mutant abilities!

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[squealing, snorting]

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[yelling, squealing]

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- Impact imminent.

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- What the?

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This totally messed up
my steez!

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- [grunting] You'll beat me...

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when pigs fly!

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[electricity crackling]

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What was that?

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[grunting]

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These little piggies are gonna
cry wee-wee-wee--

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[electricity crackles]

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This thing doesn't like
my one-liners?

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[whirring]
- [screams]

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[train whooshing]

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[squealing]

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[both yell, groan]

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- [groans]

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Dude, Mikey, what did you do?

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- I don't know!
It's this suit!

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Every time I do
some razzamatazz,

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this thing inflates
and throws me off my game!

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I need my razz
and my tazz!

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- And every time I drop
a killer joke bomb,

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this stupid collar zaps me!
- Well,

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my gift just keeps nagging me.

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I don't need to be told
how to think!

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- Does Donnie really think
I'm a crazy kangaroo

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who needs to wear a padded suit
so I don't hurt myself?

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- Yeah, does he really think
I need to be told

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what to do all the time?
- Right?

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And who doesn't love
my one-liners?

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They fire up the team,
right, guys?

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Anyway, we need
to tell Donnie

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that he doesn't get to
tell us what to be.

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- Yeah, I know.
But he's got such a softshell.

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- But it's like
he's trying to fix us.

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What are we, broken?
both: No.

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- So what're you gonna do
about it, leader? Huh?

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You gonna stand up
and tell him his gifts stink?

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- Yeah!
Yeah, I think I am!

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[cell phone ringing]

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It's him.

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- Oh, he's so gonna get it.

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[cell phone beeps]

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- [softly] Ooh, hey buddy!

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Hey, um.

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Really loving the gifts
you got us.

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[laughs] Yeah,

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we--we know how long it
took you to make 'em

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and it was so thoughtful.
- [muttering]

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- Mm-mm.
- But, uh.

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Uh, what's that?
- [grumbles]

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- Hang on, hang on.
I'm gonna put you on speaker.

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- [screams]
Where did you guys go?

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They're all over me!
They're gonna cook me alive!

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Ah!

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- Mmm.

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A delicate soft shell.

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A sprinkle of paprika
should unleash the flavor!

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- Hey, Raph, you need a plan.

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- Okay. Now according to
Donnie's condescending hat,

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I need to make a plan.
- What do you got?

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- I'm not good
at making plans!

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- [groans]
- Of course you're not!

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And I'm not good at fighting
if I can't razzamatazz!

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- [screaming]
I'm still on speaker!

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- And I'm not good at
suppressing my lightning wit.

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The point is: who are we?
We are who we are.

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- Yeah.

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And the only way
we're gonna save the guy

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who's roasting on a spit,
is by being we.

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[dramatic music]

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- [humming]

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- [straining]

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- Hey! Meat Sweats!

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- Distraction-jitsu!

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- [snorts]

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Come back!

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I used an entire pound
of butter on him!

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- [panting]
- [growling]

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[train whooshing]

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- Hey, Meat Sweats...

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Looks like you're about
to get some shocking news!

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[electricity crackling]

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Oh-ho-ho.

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I love the smell
of frying bacon

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in the morning.

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[train whooshing]

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- [weakly] I must admit,
I do smell delicious.

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- Huh?
Wait, what are you doing?

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- I'm getting the most out
of your gift, Donnie!

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Check it out--Hey Meat Sweats.

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I hear baloney is full of you!

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- [screaming]

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- Hey, no, that's not how--

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- He's getting a little hot
under his--

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[thud]

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- Chef Swaggart!
Oh!

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Big fan.
I was wondering, um,

260
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how do you get
your meat so tender?

261
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- You've got to pound it!
Huh?

262
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- Impact imminent.

263
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- Whoo! Ah, yeah!

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- [groaning]

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[thud]

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- [grunts]
[screech]

267
00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,748
- Hey, hey, hey, that is

268
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not how you were supposed
to use those!

269
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I spent a lot of time on--
[thud]

270
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- Oh--
[thud]

271
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[both gasp]

272
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- [growling]

273
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[train whooshing]

274
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- Uh-oh!

275
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- [yells]

276
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- Oh my gosh!
- [screaming]

277
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- Whoo!

278
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[groaning]

279
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[chuckles]
- Hey, Raph.

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You need a plan.
- Ah!

281
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- [growls]

282
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[thrilling music]

283
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- Bad plan!

284
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- Hot soup!

285
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[thud]

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- [screaming]

287
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Rubbish!

288
00:11:04,886 --> 00:11:08,196
- Donnie, your gifts really
brought out the best in us.

289
00:11:08,265 --> 00:11:10,714
- I'm funnier!
- I'm bouncier!

290
00:11:10,783 --> 00:11:12,679
- And I'm smash-ier!

291
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Your gifts are the stuff!

292
00:11:14,783 --> 00:11:18,093
- But you were supposed
to...Ah, forget it.

293
00:11:18,162 --> 00:11:19,920
You guys are great
the way you are.

294
00:11:19,989 --> 00:11:21,265
Bring it in!
Group hug!

295
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- Impact imminent.

296
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[edgy rock music]

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♪ ♪