- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
- [screeches] - Okay, mutant silverfish,
you've eaten people's laundry for the last time!
[grunts]
What the? [grunts]
[silverfish screeching]
- Hey, Raph! Every time you smash them,
they just split in two!
- I know. Isn't it cool?
- Think, Raph, think.
- Oh... I guess it does double the problem.
Which means double the smashing!
[silverfish screeching]
[groaning] - I got you, Raph.
Oh!
This situation calls
for a dose of my psycho-acrobatics!
[thud]
[groaning]
[thud] [silverfish chittering]
[groaning]
[silverfish screeching]
- Oh boy. - I got you, Mikey.
- [struggled murmuring]
- Looks like these fish are...
[chuckles] wait for it, you're gonna love this...
all washed up.
- Boo!
- Okay, okay, okay, how 'bout this:
Those bugs are so wet-- - Uh, Leo.
- Ow! [wailing, yelling]
- Ugh, this is getting old.
[device whirrs]
- Mission accomplished!
- Whew. Nice, hustle, Donnie.
I knew we could deal with this as a team.
- Actually, it was pretty much just me, but segue,
I think I have a little something
to kick our skills into high gear.
[rumbling, whirring]
- What the what? - Jumpin' Jack Flash!
- It's beautiful.
- No, no, no. Not that.
- What do you mean not that?
That should totally be the thing.
- No, no, no, that's just a little--
it's in beta. Don't worry about it.
The real thing is much more
personal and thoughtful, and I really hope
you like it, 'cause if you don't I will just be crushed!
- Donnie, just show it to us.
I'm sure we'll all love it!
- All right. Here it goes. - Okay, so we're just
moving past the drill?
- You even got my life colors right!
- Oh-ho-ho, wow!
I don't know what this is,
but it has got a lot of blinkity-blinks.
- Whoa, jazzy headgear!
[epic music]
- I'm so glad you like 'em!
Now let me show you how they work.
[silverfish screech] all: Huh?
- What was that?
[electronic music]
- Chateau Prétènche?
I think I've heard of this place.
Ah!
- [snorting]
- Another mutant? What's his deal?
[silverfish screeching] - [snorting]
- You know what, that guy looks like the Meat Sweats!
[all laugh]
- [grunts]
[music stops]
[straining]
[furtive hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
[train whooshing]
- [humming]
[silverfish screech]
Mmm! A little salt. A pinch of savory.
Lemon for the tang.
Unleash the flavor!
- Unleash the flavor?
Oh my gosh. It's Rupert Swaggart!
- Oh, yeah!
Uh, who's that?
- The celebrity chef.
Host of "Kondescending Kitchen"?
The show where he screams at chefs
until they give up their dreams?
I love that guy!
- That's not how you make a pork risotto!
You've got to pound it to unleash the flavor!
[yelps]
[snorts]
- Huh?
- [growling] [people screaming]
- You saw a celebrity chef transform
into a pig mutant and you didn't tell anyone?
- I didn't wanna burn my risotto!
Chateau Prétènche is his restaurant.
No wonder he's here!
- [humming]
- Oh, he's not gonna eat that bug, is he?
- [growling, snorting]
- Ugh! The bacteria! - Oh, that's so much worse!
- [inhales] Ah ha!
I feel the rush of your delicious energy.
The herbs du provence, a nice touch.
Hm? [sniffs]
[snorts] Am I picking up the delightful aroma
of mutant with an after-stench of turtle?
I'm thinking...
lime turtle tenderloin over a bed of saffron rice.
- Ooh, that sounds good!
- He's talking about eating us!
- Excuse me for wanting to be eaten in style!
[footsteps approaching]
- [sniffing]
- Yeah! Ha!
It's time to mash this pig's potatoes.
Hot soup!
- Charging the enemy? - What the?
Hey, this thing talks?
[thud]
- Perhaps you should reevaluate?
- Uh, Donnie,
the helmet's talking to me!
[grunts] - Oh, goodie!
It's working!
- You! Hey, stop!
Hey! Whoa! [yells]
- Your opponent is quite strong.
Consider other options.
- How's this for options:
smash, and bash!
all: [squealing] Time to unleash the flavor!
- Ow! Hey, stop it! Ow!
- Fascinating. He must have absorbed
the silverfish's powers.
This represents a new level of mutant abilities!
[squealing, snorting]
[yelling, squealing]
- Impact imminent.
- What the?
This totally messed up my steez!
- [grunting] You'll beat me...
when pigs fly!
[electricity crackling]
What was that?
[grunting]
These little piggies are gonna cry wee-wee-wee--
[electricity crackles]
This thing doesn't like my one-liners?
[whirring] - [screams]
[train whooshing]
[squealing]
[both yell, groan]
- [groans]
Dude, Mikey, what did you do?
- I don't know! It's this suit!
Every time I do some razzamatazz,
this thing inflates and throws me off my game!
I need my razz and my tazz!
- And every time I drop a killer joke bomb,
this stupid collar zaps me! - Well,
my gift just keeps nagging me.
I don't need to be told how to think!
- Does Donnie really think I'm a crazy kangaroo
who needs to wear a padded suit so I don't hurt myself?
- Yeah, does he really think I need to be told
what to do all the time? - Right?
And who doesn't love my one-liners?
They fire up the team, right, guys?
Anyway, we need to tell Donnie
that he doesn't get to tell us what to be.
- Yeah, I know. But he's got such a softshell.
- But it's like he's trying to fix us.
What are we, broken? both: No.
- So what're you gonna do about it, leader? Huh?
You gonna stand up and tell him his gifts stink?
- Yeah! Yeah, I think I am!
[cell phone ringing]
It's him.
- Oh, he's so gonna get it.
[cell phone beeps]
- [softly] Ooh, hey buddy!
Hey, um.
Really loving the gifts you got us.
[laughs] Yeah,
we--we know how long it took you to make 'em
and it was so thoughtful. - [muttering]
- Mm-mm. - But, uh.
Uh, what's that? - [grumbles]
- Hang on, hang on. I'm gonna put you on speaker.
- [screams] Where did you guys go?
They're all over me! They're gonna cook me alive!
Ah!
- Mmm.
A delicate soft shell.
A sprinkle of paprika should unleash the flavor!
- Hey, Raph, you need a plan.
- Okay. Now according to Donnie's condescending hat,
I need to make a plan. - What do you got?
- I'm not good at making plans!
- [groans] - Of course you're not!
And I'm not good at fighting if I can't razzamatazz!
- [screaming] I'm still on speaker!
- And I'm not good at suppressing my lightning wit.
The point is: who are we? We are who we are.
- Yeah.
And the only way we're gonna save the guy
who's roasting on a spit, is by being we.
[dramatic music]
- [humming]
- [straining]
- Hey! Meat Sweats!
- Distraction-jitsu!
- [snorts]
Come back!
I used an entire pound of butter on him!
- [panting] - [growling]
[train whooshing]
- Hey, Meat Sweats...
Looks like you're about to get some shocking news!
[electricity crackling]
Oh-ho-ho.
I love the smell of frying bacon
in the morning.
[train whooshing]
- [weakly] I must admit, I do smell delicious.
- Huh? Wait, what are you doing?
- I'm getting the most out of your gift, Donnie!
Check it out--Hey Meat Sweats.
I hear baloney is full of you!
- [screaming]
- Hey, no, that's not how--
- He's getting a little hot under his--
[thud]
- Chef Swaggart! Oh!
Big fan. I was wondering, um,
how do you get your meat so tender?
- You've got to pound it! Huh?
- Impact imminent.
- Whoo! Ah, yeah!
- [groaning]
[thud]
- [grunts] [screech]
- Hey, hey, hey, that is
not how you were supposed to use those!
I spent a lot of time on-- [thud]
- Oh-- [thud]
[both gasp]
- [growling]
[train whooshing]
- Uh-oh!
- [yells]
- Oh my gosh! - [screaming]
- Whoo!
[groaning]
[chuckles] - Hey, Raph.
You need a plan. - Ah!
- [growls]
[thrilling music]
- Bad plan!
- Hot soup!
[thud]
- [screaming]
Rubbish!
- Donnie, your gifts really brought out the best in us.
- I'm funnier! - I'm bouncier!
- And I'm smash-ier!
Your gifts are the stuff!
- But you were supposed to...Ah, forget it.
You guys are great the way you are.
Bring it in! Group hug!
- Impact imminent.
[edgy rock music]
♪ ♪