1 00:00:07,896 --> 00:00:09,206 - ♪ Rise of the ♪ 2 00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:11,206 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 3 00:00:11,275 --> 00:00:12,241 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 4 00:00:12,310 --> 00:00:13,620 ♪ Rise of the ♪ 5 00:00:13,689 --> 00:00:15,482 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 6 00:00:15,551 --> 00:00:17,413 ♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪ 7 00:00:17,482 --> 00:00:19,241 ♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪ 8 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:21,068 ♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪ 9 00:00:21,137 --> 00:00:23,310 ♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪ 10 00:00:23,379 --> 00:00:24,517 ♪ With each other they discover ♪ 11 00:00:24,586 --> 00:00:25,862 ♪ Their destiny and rise ♪ 12 00:00:25,931 --> 00:00:26,931 ♪ Cowabunga ♪ 13 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,310 ♪ Rise of the ♪ 14 00:00:28,379 --> 00:00:30,103 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 15 00:00:30,172 --> 00:00:31,793 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 16 00:00:31,862 --> 00:00:34,172 ♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪ 17 00:00:34,241 --> 00:00:36,758 ♪ Rise ♪ 18 00:00:36,827 --> 00:00:38,931 [easygoing hip-hop music] 19 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,620 - Man, junkyards are gold mines! 20 00:00:41,689 --> 00:00:44,551 ♪ ♪ 21 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:45,965 Who needs real pineapples 22 00:00:46,034 --> 00:00:47,827 when you have one of these babies? 23 00:00:47,896 --> 00:00:49,448 ♪ ♪ 24 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:51,172 - Donnie! Donnie! Donnie! 25 00:00:51,241 --> 00:00:52,551 I really think we should-- - Ah, fuzzy nerd dice! 26 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:54,034 - Donnie! 27 00:00:54,103 --> 00:00:57,034 [both grunting with impacts] 28 00:00:57,103 --> 00:01:00,034 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:00,862 --> 00:01:03,517 - Mikey, next time, I would appreciate a heads-up. 30 00:01:03,586 --> 00:01:06,517 - Okay. Heads up! 31 00:01:06,586 --> 00:01:07,620 Is that... 32 00:01:07,689 --> 00:01:09,862 - [gasps] It is! 33 00:01:09,931 --> 00:01:12,655 The Jupiter Jim Moon Buggy! 34 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:14,827 Featured in not one, not two, 35 00:01:14,896 --> 00:01:16,379 but 60 sequels 36 00:01:16,448 --> 00:01:18,862 of "Jupiter Jim's Last Trip to the Moon." 37 00:01:18,931 --> 00:01:20,344 Ah! 38 00:01:23,586 --> 00:01:25,793 - How could anybody let that historical gem 39 00:01:25,862 --> 00:01:27,000 slip through their fingers? 40 00:01:27,068 --> 00:01:28,620 - I do not know, Michael, 41 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:29,931 but we've got to have it. 42 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,931 [stealthy music] 43 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,793 ♪ ♪ 44 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,793 - But how are we gonna get the car? 45 00:01:36,862 --> 00:01:39,758 We can't go and talk to one of those human people. 46 00:01:39,827 --> 00:01:41,862 [loud crash] 47 00:01:41,931 --> 00:01:44,241 [rock music] 48 00:01:44,310 --> 00:01:46,034 - Who the heck are youse? 49 00:01:46,103 --> 00:01:47,275 - Oh, no, a mutant! 50 00:01:47,344 --> 00:01:49,793 Wait, we're mutants too. It's okay. 51 00:01:49,862 --> 00:01:51,758 - Dude, you better hide. 52 00:01:51,827 --> 00:01:54,034 There's a human guy around here. 53 00:01:54,103 --> 00:01:57,034 - Easy, easy. 54 00:01:57,103 --> 00:01:58,931 This is Repo Mantis Salvage. 55 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,758 The guy is me. 56 00:02:00,827 --> 00:02:03,034 - This is your lot? 57 00:02:03,103 --> 00:02:04,620 You have to sell us that moon buggy! 58 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:05,827 Please! Ah! 59 00:02:05,896 --> 00:02:07,275 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 60 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:08,931 Cool your scramjets, buddy. 61 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,724 This is a negotiation. 62 00:02:11,793 --> 00:02:13,758 We gotta play it smooth. 63 00:02:13,827 --> 00:02:16,758 [bold percussive music] 64 00:02:16,827 --> 00:02:23,000 ♪ ♪ 65 00:02:23,068 --> 00:02:24,896 - So, uh, how much you gonna pay us 66 00:02:24,965 --> 00:02:27,620 to take this pile of parts off your hands, amigo? 67 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:28,724 - Scram. 68 00:02:28,793 --> 00:02:31,206 I got a lot of fenders to count. 69 00:02:31,275 --> 00:02:33,655 - I see you drive a hard bargain, sir. 70 00:02:33,724 --> 00:02:35,482 Well, perhaps I can interest you 71 00:02:35,551 --> 00:02:37,000 in a little coin. 72 00:02:37,068 --> 00:02:39,137 I've got big silver, small silver, 73 00:02:39,206 --> 00:02:41,206 and I can make it rain copper, daddy. 74 00:02:41,275 --> 00:02:43,965 [underwhelming musical tones] 75 00:02:44,034 --> 00:02:46,068 [dramatic musical tone] 76 00:02:46,137 --> 00:02:49,310 - Hey, you ain't got nearly enough, but say, 77 00:02:49,379 --> 00:02:52,103 I could use a couple of tough muties like you. 78 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,137 Ever do any repo work? 79 00:02:55,206 --> 00:02:56,896 - Of course! 80 00:02:56,965 --> 00:02:58,827 No. What's repo work? 81 00:02:58,896 --> 00:03:00,482 - It's when you take stuff back 82 00:03:00,551 --> 00:03:03,172 from deadbeats who didn't pay for it. 83 00:03:03,241 --> 00:03:04,655 Do a job for me today, 84 00:03:04,724 --> 00:03:07,310 and I'll let you have that moon buggy thing. 85 00:03:07,379 --> 00:03:09,413 - We're in. - And...sidebar. 86 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:12,241 Look, Mikey, repo men have to be mean, 87 00:03:12,310 --> 00:03:13,413 and I don't know if you know this, 88 00:03:13,482 --> 00:03:14,551 but you're kind of a softie. 89 00:03:14,620 --> 00:03:16,827 - That really hurts my feelings! 90 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:17,965 Oh. 91 00:03:18,034 --> 00:03:18,965 You have a point. 92 00:03:19,034 --> 00:03:20,241 But I can do this. 93 00:03:20,310 --> 00:03:22,620 Hard as nails. Grr. 94 00:03:22,689 --> 00:03:23,551 We're in. 95 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,172 What's the skinny, chico? 96 00:03:25,241 --> 00:03:27,172 - I need you to get an RV 97 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:29,068 from a real shady mutant. 98 00:03:29,137 --> 00:03:30,482 Holes up in the woods 99 00:03:30,551 --> 00:03:32,482 on the wrong side of the tracks, 100 00:03:32,551 --> 00:03:36,689 in the darkest outskirts of the bad part of town. 101 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:39,275 - Thanks for the ride! Ah! 102 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:41,172 - I ran a profile on this guy. 103 00:03:41,241 --> 00:03:43,068 Lawless loner, doesn't pay his bills, 104 00:03:43,137 --> 00:03:45,586 lives in this very spooky forest. 105 00:03:45,655 --> 00:03:48,724 He is a 98% match for the Spine-Breaking Bandit! 106 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:51,413 [dramatic music] 107 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:52,482 - Pfft. I'm not scared 108 00:03:52,551 --> 00:03:54,655 of some no-good forest dweller! 109 00:03:54,724 --> 00:03:56,068 Let's see him! 110 00:03:56,137 --> 00:03:58,172 There's his RV! 111 00:03:58,241 --> 00:04:01,068 [growling noises] 112 00:04:01,137 --> 00:04:02,551 both: Ah! 113 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:04,068 - That's the biggest forest dweller 114 00:04:04,137 --> 00:04:05,379 I've ever seen! - He is totally 115 00:04:05,448 --> 00:04:06,758 gonna break our spines. 116 00:04:06,827 --> 00:04:08,344 Maybe we should call Raph and Leo. 117 00:04:08,413 --> 00:04:10,655 - No, no, no, no, no! We got this. 118 00:04:10,724 --> 00:04:12,241 Think of all the boss adventures 119 00:04:12,310 --> 00:04:13,931 we could have in the moon buggy! 120 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,517 - Ah, all right. 121 00:04:15,586 --> 00:04:16,965 If you are dead-set on doing this, 122 00:04:17,034 --> 00:04:18,724 we gotta go stealth. 123 00:04:18,793 --> 00:04:20,241 Sneak-jitsu 101: 124 00:04:20,310 --> 00:04:22,896 Never let a spine-breaker get behind you. 125 00:04:22,965 --> 00:04:25,517 [both scream] - No! He's behind us! 126 00:04:25,586 --> 00:04:27,689 He is directly behind us! 127 00:04:27,758 --> 00:04:29,344 Ah! 128 00:04:29,413 --> 00:04:30,620 Ah! - Oof! 129 00:04:30,689 --> 00:04:31,724 Ah. 130 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:35,172 [dramatic music] 131 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:36,551 - Hey, I'm Todd! 132 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:38,344 Welcome to Cuddle Cakes Puppy Rescue, 133 00:04:38,413 --> 00:04:40,689 the puppy-est place on earth! 134 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,241 [laughs] 135 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:43,827 - Puppies. 136 00:04:43,896 --> 00:04:45,241 Right. 137 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:47,517 And which one are you having for dinner? 138 00:04:47,586 --> 00:04:51,413 - Oh, right! It's dinner time! 139 00:04:52,344 --> 00:04:55,551 [jaunty music] 140 00:04:58,275 --> 00:04:59,551 Hey, you guys want some of my 141 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:01,758 Internet-famous homemade lemonade? 142 00:05:01,827 --> 00:05:06,034 I donate it to folks in Alaska who need a little sunshine. 143 00:05:06,103 --> 00:05:09,000 [gentle music] 144 00:05:09,068 --> 00:05:10,482 - Oh, wow. This is pretty good. 145 00:05:10,551 --> 00:05:13,103 - That honestly tastes exactly like sunshine. 146 00:05:13,172 --> 00:05:15,310 Wow. And sidebar. 147 00:05:15,379 --> 00:05:18,862 Cute puppies, nonprofit lemonade? 148 00:05:18,931 --> 00:05:20,482 This is no spine-breaking bandit. 149 00:05:20,551 --> 00:05:22,482 - He's the nicest guy in the world. 150 00:05:22,551 --> 00:05:24,413 - But we need that RV. 151 00:05:24,482 --> 00:05:26,793 We gotta be tough with him. 152 00:05:26,862 --> 00:05:27,793 Hard as nails! 153 00:05:27,862 --> 00:05:29,862 [extended slurping] 154 00:05:29,931 --> 00:05:31,758 - Got it. 155 00:05:31,827 --> 00:05:33,689 [dramatic music] 156 00:05:33,758 --> 00:05:35,620 So, Todd, 157 00:05:35,689 --> 00:05:38,310 let's get down to business about your RV. 158 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,379 - Sure thing! 159 00:05:40,448 --> 00:05:41,724 Could you hold Willis? 160 00:05:41,793 --> 00:05:45,103 - Oh, I d--I don't know if I'm--no! 161 00:05:45,172 --> 00:05:47,827 Aww, you little mischief-maker! 162 00:05:47,896 --> 00:05:49,965 Wait a minute. We're supposed to be talking 163 00:05:50,034 --> 00:05:51,000 about your RV. 164 00:05:51,068 --> 00:05:52,275 - Look, Todd. 165 00:05:52,344 --> 00:05:54,517 You haven't made a payment in two years, 166 00:05:54,586 --> 00:05:55,965 and that means-- - Yeah. 167 00:05:56,034 --> 00:05:58,413 Turns out, all you get for rescuing puppies 168 00:05:58,482 --> 00:05:59,931 are million-dollar smiles. 169 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,241 [puppy barks] 170 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:03,000 Ooh, Miho wants her belly rubbed. 171 00:06:03,068 --> 00:06:06,000 - My hard-as-nails brother and I are here to-- 172 00:06:06,068 --> 00:06:09,275 - And I'll call you Indiana Bones, 173 00:06:09,344 --> 00:06:11,137 and you Little Bones. 174 00:06:11,206 --> 00:06:12,586 - Mikey, come on! 175 00:06:12,655 --> 00:06:13,689 Oh! 176 00:06:13,758 --> 00:06:15,758 - [laughs] Melvin wants to play! 177 00:06:15,827 --> 00:06:17,689 Could you toss his ball? - Okay, fine. 178 00:06:17,758 --> 00:06:20,931 I will toss the ball if you give us the keys to your-- 179 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,689 I am in something squishy. I am in something squishy! 180 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:26,103 - Oh, yeah, I am so swamped, 181 00:06:26,172 --> 00:06:27,862 I never get to clean the yard up. 182 00:06:27,931 --> 00:06:31,000 But you guys are so good at this! 183 00:06:31,068 --> 00:06:33,068 Do you want to grab a couple shovels? 184 00:06:34,275 --> 00:06:36,931 [Mikey and Donnie grunting] 185 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,551 - [sighs] 186 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:40,413 Why did we just do that? 187 00:06:40,482 --> 00:06:42,068 - I don't know, Michael. 188 00:06:42,137 --> 00:06:43,482 I don't know. 189 00:06:43,551 --> 00:06:45,551 Niceness is his superpower! 190 00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:48,551 - Ah, you guys must be exhausted. 191 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:50,172 Why don't you sleep over? 192 00:06:50,241 --> 00:06:52,379 In the morning, I can hold Sir Chomps-A-Lot 193 00:06:52,448 --> 00:06:54,413 while you guys floss his giant fangs! 194 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:56,655 - That sounds gr-- no, no. 195 00:06:56,724 --> 00:06:58,241 We didn't come here to help you. 196 00:06:58,310 --> 00:07:00,137 We came here to repo your RV. 197 00:07:00,206 --> 00:07:01,724 - Okay. 198 00:07:01,793 --> 00:07:03,034 Yeah, I guess me and the pups 199 00:07:03,103 --> 00:07:05,413 will just sleep under the stars tonight. 200 00:07:05,482 --> 00:07:07,241 [distant thunder] 201 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:08,310 [sniffing] 202 00:07:08,379 --> 00:07:11,310 [morose music] 203 00:07:11,379 --> 00:07:12,862 ♪ ♪ 204 00:07:12,931 --> 00:07:14,551 And every night, 205 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:18,379 through puppy hurricane season! 206 00:07:18,448 --> 00:07:20,551 [cries] 207 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:23,448 ♪ ♪ 208 00:07:23,517 --> 00:07:26,448 - I can't do it! 209 00:07:26,517 --> 00:07:28,482 - Okay, Todd. 210 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:29,965 [clears throat] 211 00:07:30,034 --> 00:07:33,517 How about you trade us that dusty RV, 212 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:37,586 and we make you a new place to sleep, huh? 213 00:07:37,655 --> 00:07:40,689 - [gasps] Really? 214 00:07:40,758 --> 00:07:42,413 And a place to feed the puppies, 215 00:07:42,482 --> 00:07:45,758 and bathe and diaper and play with them? 216 00:07:45,827 --> 00:07:48,103 - Yes. - I don't suppose that-- 217 00:07:48,172 --> 00:07:50,931 - Yes, obviously, there will be robot assistants! 218 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,206 - And go! 219 00:07:53,275 --> 00:07:56,206 [upbeat rock music] 220 00:07:56,275 --> 00:08:03,551 ♪ ♪ 221 00:08:27,551 --> 00:08:30,931 Thanks, guys! I'll never forget you! 222 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,344 And come back 223 00:08:32,413 --> 00:08:34,517 if you ever want to milk the puppies! 224 00:08:34,586 --> 00:08:38,068 They have eight nipples! - No, stop! No. 225 00:08:38,137 --> 00:08:39,551 both: Hard as nails! 226 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:42,310 - All right! - We did it! 227 00:08:42,379 --> 00:08:44,620 Hey, Repo! 228 00:08:44,689 --> 00:08:46,379 One RV, as promised. 229 00:08:46,448 --> 00:08:48,413 Wax up that moon buggy, baby. 230 00:08:48,482 --> 00:08:50,724 - Not bad, not bad. 231 00:08:50,793 --> 00:08:52,379 But what had happened was... 232 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,206 I ain't giving it to you. 233 00:08:54,275 --> 00:08:55,241 Turns out, 234 00:08:55,310 --> 00:08:56,620 dorky Jupiter Jim fans'll 235 00:08:56,689 --> 00:08:58,517 pay big bucks just to sit in that thing! 236 00:08:58,586 --> 00:09:00,689 - What? We had a deal, buddy-o. 237 00:09:00,758 --> 00:09:03,068 - Scrapping is a tricky business, kids, 238 00:09:03,137 --> 00:09:04,379 and you got tricked. 239 00:09:04,448 --> 00:09:06,103 - We are not leaving 240 00:09:06,172 --> 00:09:07,379 without our moon buggy. 241 00:09:07,448 --> 00:09:09,413 - Hey, the purple one's funny! 242 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:10,862 - I keep telling you guys I'm funny. 243 00:09:10,931 --> 00:09:13,137 - I'm gonna break your legs 244 00:09:13,206 --> 00:09:15,793 halfway through...twice. 245 00:09:15,862 --> 00:09:16,586 Ah! 246 00:09:16,655 --> 00:09:17,620 - Ha! 247 00:09:17,689 --> 00:09:19,034 Mikey, the magnet! 248 00:09:19,103 --> 00:09:20,379 - Hmm? 249 00:09:20,448 --> 00:09:23,379 [rock music] 250 00:09:23,448 --> 00:09:26,103 ♪ ♪ 251 00:09:26,172 --> 00:09:28,793 - [sputtering] - A deal's a deal, chico! 252 00:09:28,862 --> 00:09:31,034 - Is there anything magnets can't do? 253 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:33,241 - Ah! Ooh! 254 00:09:33,310 --> 00:09:36,448 [giddy laughter] 255 00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:37,758 Tallyho! 256 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,137 - Eat crater dust, bug man! 257 00:09:40,206 --> 00:09:42,344 - [panting] 258 00:09:42,413 --> 00:09:45,931 [grunts] 259 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,448 [chuckles] 260 00:09:47,517 --> 00:09:49,724 [horn sounds] 261 00:09:49,793 --> 00:09:51,689 - Man, this thing is super slow. 262 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,103 - Of course it is. 263 00:09:53,172 --> 00:09:56,103 It was built for the gravity of the Moon. 264 00:09:56,172 --> 00:09:59,310 - Give me back my dork-mobile! 265 00:09:59,379 --> 00:10:01,862 - Moon-core lasers, activate! 266 00:10:01,931 --> 00:10:03,206 Oh... - Uh... 267 00:10:03,275 --> 00:10:04,620 - Crater dust cloud... 268 00:10:04,689 --> 00:10:05,965 - Should that do anything? 269 00:10:06,034 --> 00:10:08,068 - Zero-atmosphere Gatling missiles? 270 00:10:08,137 --> 00:10:09,103 Ah, nuts. 271 00:10:09,172 --> 00:10:10,206 [both yell] 272 00:10:10,275 --> 00:10:12,344 - [laughs maniacally] 273 00:10:12,413 --> 00:10:14,000 [rock music] 274 00:10:14,068 --> 00:10:15,896 - This is a movie vehicle, pal. 275 00:10:15,965 --> 00:10:18,310 They wouldn't load it up with advanced lunar artillery. 276 00:10:18,379 --> 00:10:19,896 - Not unless it's the moon buggy 277 00:10:19,965 --> 00:10:22,482 from "Jupiter Jim's Third Last Trip to the moon," 278 00:10:22,551 --> 00:10:23,827 which had a fake dashboard 279 00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:25,620 to fool the Plutonians! 280 00:10:25,689 --> 00:10:27,034 Pasta fazool! 281 00:10:27,103 --> 00:10:30,551 I'm kicking in Jupiter Jim Titan Turbo Mode! 282 00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:32,551 [both cheering] 283 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:35,586 - [growls] 284 00:10:35,655 --> 00:10:40,034 ♪ ♪ 285 00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:41,137 - I can't shake him. 286 00:10:41,206 --> 00:10:44,206 - I'll try the Gravity Grease 3000. 287 00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:45,413 Crowd: Oil! Ah, oil! 288 00:10:45,482 --> 00:10:47,793 Oil? This is gonna... 289 00:10:47,862 --> 00:10:49,551 - I think we got a bunch of people 290 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:51,034 pretty oily. Ow! 291 00:10:51,103 --> 00:10:53,896 [horn honking] 292 00:10:53,965 --> 00:10:55,586 - Maybe the bug-zapper button. - Really? 293 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,758 There is a bug-zapper but-- why didn't you try that first? 294 00:10:58,827 --> 00:11:01,827 - It didn't have a 3000 after it. 295 00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:03,172 - There. Happy? 296 00:11:03,241 --> 00:11:04,896 - Why, thank you. 297 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,206 [electronic humming] 298 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,344 - Oh... 299 00:11:09,413 --> 00:11:11,896 What a pretty tone of blue. 300 00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:14,344 Ow! 301 00:11:14,413 --> 00:11:16,448 [spacey electronic music] 302 00:11:16,517 --> 00:11:18,137 both: Hard as nails! 303 00:11:18,206 --> 00:11:20,931 ♪ ♪ 304 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,620 - [laughs] Those guys. 305 00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:27,758 [thumping techno music playing] 306 00:11:27,827 --> 00:11:29,793 - Yeah, all right. 307 00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:31,068 - Get 'em. 308 00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:32,034 - [grunting] 309 00:11:32,103 --> 00:11:33,620 - I don't think he's got this. 310 00:11:33,689 --> 00:11:35,586 - Hey! Leave him alone. 311 00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:37,517 - What? I'm just saying he doesn't have this. 312 00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:38,931 - You're just trying to get in my head. 313 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,137 - Oh, my peaches and cream, he just doubled. 314 00:11:42,206 --> 00:11:45,448 - [coughing and wheezing] 315 00:11:45,517 --> 00:11:47,344 - Rag! Now! 316 00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:50,344 - Have I ever told you how big and beautiful you are? 317 00:11:50,413 --> 00:11:51,862 - No, but thank you. 318 00:11:51,931 --> 00:11:53,827 - Uh, he is about to set a new high score. 319 00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:56,413 I can't watch, but I can't not watch! 320 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,068 - [coughing] 321 00:11:58,137 --> 00:12:03,551 [labored breathing] 322 00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:05,724 ♪ ♪ 323 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,034 - You know what they say about big-time moments? 324 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:09,068 - Yes, I do. 325 00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:10,448 They say that in big-time moments, 326 00:12:10,517 --> 00:12:11,448 leaders make-- 327 00:12:11,517 --> 00:12:14,379 - Brain! 328 00:12:14,448 --> 00:12:17,034 - Game over. 329 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:19,206 - Ow, my brain! 330 00:12:19,275 --> 00:12:20,931 - No! 331 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:21,724 Why? 332 00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:23,655 - [inhales heavily] 333 00:12:23,724 --> 00:12:25,206 [sneezes weakly] 334 00:12:25,275 --> 00:12:26,620 - Gesundheit. 335 00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:29,137 - Omigosh, omigosh, omigosh, Splinter's a zombie! 336 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:32,448 - Mikey, zombies are interested in other people's brains. 337 00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:34,655 - Rat Flu. This is not a drill. 338 00:12:34,724 --> 00:12:37,793 I repeat, this is not a drill, boys. 339 00:12:40,586 --> 00:12:42,379 - I feel terrible. 340 00:12:42,448 --> 00:12:43,586 Do I look terrible? 341 00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:45,344 Be honest. 342 00:12:45,413 --> 00:12:47,482 [woman screams] 343 00:12:47,551 --> 00:12:49,620 - Whoa! - Okay. 344 00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:52,758 - You look great, not horribly sick at all. 345 00:12:52,827 --> 00:12:54,758 He's horribly sick. 346 00:12:54,827 --> 00:12:56,241 - Look, a flu this intense 347 00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:58,137 is going to affect all areas of his brain-- 348 00:12:58,206 --> 00:13:01,758 I'm talking the full seven stages-- 349 00:13:01,827 --> 00:13:03,862 before his body naturally heals itself. 350 00:13:03,931 --> 00:13:06,310 - You guys know what the full seven stages mean? 351 00:13:06,379 --> 00:13:07,758 - Mm-hmm. 352 00:13:07,827 --> 00:13:11,000 - Another chance to get whatever we want! 353 00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:12,551 all: Yeah! 354 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,517 - But poor Dad. 355 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,310 He must feel terrible. 356 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:20,137 But lucky us, he'll say yes to whatever we ask for! 357 00:13:20,206 --> 00:13:21,517 Whoo-hoo! 358 00:13:21,586 --> 00:13:25,310 - Only if we make it all the way to end of the flu, 359 00:13:25,379 --> 00:13:28,655 the elusive stage seven. 360 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,448 And we never get there. 361 00:13:30,517 --> 00:13:32,413 - This year's gonna be different. 362 00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:33,862 Nobody's getting bit. 363 00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:35,413 Nobody's getting infected. 364 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,793 - When we do make it to the end, 365 00:13:36,862 --> 00:13:39,586 which I'm now calling the Must Say Yes stage, 366 00:13:39,655 --> 00:13:41,551 what are we gonna ask for? 367 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,241 all: Hmm... 368 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:44,724 - Hmm. 369 00:13:44,793 --> 00:13:47,413 Well, this year, I was thinking we could ask for, 370 00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:49,034 uh, um, er--uh... 371 00:13:49,103 --> 00:13:50,724 - Aww, he's got nothing. We're dead. 372 00:13:50,793 --> 00:13:52,310 - Hey, I got something, all right? 373 00:13:52,379 --> 00:13:53,310 Like a, uh-- 374 00:13:53,379 --> 00:13:54,586 - Uranium! 375 00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:57,344 Oh, we should absolutely ask for uranium. 376 00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:59,206 I mean, if I could finally get my hands 377 00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:01,793 on a little of that, we would be virtually unstoppa-- 378 00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:03,586 - What about a brick oven for pizza? 379 00:14:03,655 --> 00:14:05,206 - Who's gonna clean that? 380 00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:08,137 What we should ask for is matching unicorn onesies. 381 00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:10,793 Those are sick! Pun intended. 382 00:14:10,862 --> 00:14:12,241 And I nailed it. 383 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,379 [all grunting] 384 00:14:13,448 --> 00:14:15,586 - Enough. I got this, all right? 385 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:16,896 I'm gonna ask Splinter 386 00:14:16,965 --> 00:14:18,448 for something that benefits all of us. 387 00:14:18,517 --> 00:14:20,517 - This is so exciting! 388 00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:22,482 But terrible for Dad. 389 00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:25,551 [gasps] 390 00:14:26,482 --> 00:14:30,068 - Buckle up, boys. It's about to get weird. 391 00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:34,482 [air whooshing] 392 00:14:34,551 --> 00:14:37,827 - [babbling] 393 00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:39,379 [razor buzzing] 394 00:14:39,448 --> 00:14:41,793 [all shivering] 395 00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:43,448 - I hate stage one. 396 00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:44,655 Think warm thoughts. 397 00:14:44,724 --> 00:14:47,241 Pizza ovens. Bricks from Italy. 398 00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:49,034 Wood chips roasting. 399 00:14:49,103 --> 00:14:50,517 - We're four hours in. 400 00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:52,758 His fever's gotta break soon. 401 00:14:52,827 --> 00:14:55,068 - I told you guys to plan ahead. 402 00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:57,172 Now I'm sitting here all toasty. 403 00:14:57,241 --> 00:14:58,517 [slurps] 404 00:14:58,586 --> 00:14:59,586 [spits] 405 00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:01,689 What? Wha-- Why? 406 00:15:01,758 --> 00:15:07,000 - Had to air myself out. 407 00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:10,758 [growls] 408 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,793 [screeches] 409 00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:14,172 [all screaming] 410 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,310 [all screaming] 411 00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:20,379 - Don't eat me! 412 00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:21,931 Raph's tastier! 413 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,034 - Suits on! Suits on! 414 00:15:23,103 --> 00:15:24,241 Donnie, get the device ready. 415 00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:25,724 - Uh, it's ready. 416 00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:28,586 You know, my inspiration for this device was simplicity. 417 00:15:28,655 --> 00:15:31,241 Why dress something up with lots of bells and whistles 418 00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:32,724 when you can just let it speak for its-- 419 00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:35,482 - No one has time for this! 420 00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:38,620 [deep rumbling] 421 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:41,413 [grunts] 422 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,793 - Nice! 423 00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:45,275 All right, let's get him inside. 424 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:48,137 - [snarling] 425 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,793 - Okay, this should hold him for a while. 426 00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:54,241 - And you're sure this isn't cruel? 427 00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:55,620 - He loves pizza 428 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,655 and confined spaces you can barely breathe in. 429 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,793 - Donnie, is it gonna hold up? 430 00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:02,413 - Most definitely! 431 00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:03,965 - [snarling] 432 00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:07,689 - [screaming] 433 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,689 [hard rock music] 434 00:16:10,758 --> 00:16:13,379 ♪ ♪ 435 00:16:13,448 --> 00:16:15,310 - [snarling] 436 00:16:15,379 --> 00:16:16,413 - Aah! 437 00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:18,379 - Mikey, follow me, and be careful. 438 00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:21,896 We can't afford to lose anyone before stage seven. 439 00:16:21,965 --> 00:16:23,275 - I thought we all agreed 440 00:16:23,344 --> 00:16:26,448 it was now called the Must Say Yes stage. 441 00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:28,965 - It would be easier for me to be careful 442 00:16:29,034 --> 00:16:31,965 if I knew you were gonna ask for a pizza oven. 443 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,482 - I'm still thinking! 444 00:16:33,551 --> 00:16:35,655 - Quick question: is uranium still on the table? 445 00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:37,068 - Ugh! 446 00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:42,000 Where's Splinter? Mikey, you smell him? 447 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:45,000 [suspenseful music] 448 00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:46,586 ♪ ♪ 449 00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:48,655 - [whimpers] 450 00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:52,275 ♪ ♪ 451 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,620 [gasps] 452 00:16:53,689 --> 00:16:56,103 - [sighs] - [gasping] 453 00:16:56,172 --> 00:16:57,275 - He's not under there. 454 00:16:57,344 --> 00:16:58,241 - Uh... 455 00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,103 - What? - [shrieks] 456 00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:02,344 - Use your words. 457 00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:05,000 - He's...on...you. 458 00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:07,793 - What? Heats on stew? 459 00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:09,896 - He's on you. 460 00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:10,896 - He's on me? 461 00:17:10,965 --> 00:17:12,068 - Yes. 462 00:17:12,137 --> 00:17:15,241 - [snarls] - [screams] 463 00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:18,793 - [snarling] 464 00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:21,965 Oh, my favorite son. 465 00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:24,310 - Favorite son? Run! 466 00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:30,862 - Ugh, these things do not breathe. 467 00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:32,137 - I know, right? 468 00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:33,965 Uh, now, are we sure we're safe? 469 00:17:34,034 --> 00:17:35,896 - Calm down. We're fine. 470 00:17:35,965 --> 00:17:37,862 Raph and Mikey have it under contr--oh, no. 471 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,275 - Stage three. Stage three. 472 00:17:39,344 --> 00:17:42,758 - Oh, little baby blue, come to Papa. 473 00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:45,793 - Suits on! Suits on! 474 00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:46,931 - Why weren't you in your suits? 475 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,206 - It was Leo. 476 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:50,827 - No one forced you to, Donnie! 477 00:17:50,896 --> 00:17:52,724 Ugh, what's that smell? 478 00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:54,931 - I love you this much. 479 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,413 - No, no, you don't. I'm your least favorite! 480 00:17:57,482 --> 00:17:58,862 - Uh, Leo's infected. 481 00:17:58,931 --> 00:18:00,413 Quarantine him. 482 00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:04,931 - Hey, you need me to get to the Must Say Yes stage. 483 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,103 We need to ask for the onesies-- 484 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,517 Whoa, it is really hot. 485 00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:09,482 Is there a fire? 486 00:18:09,551 --> 00:18:10,655 There's a fire here, right? 487 00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:11,793 The floor is made of lava? 488 00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:13,034 [screams] 489 00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:14,862 - Down to three. 490 00:18:14,931 --> 00:18:16,724 All right, fellas, let's be careful 491 00:18:16,793 --> 00:18:18,896 so the rest of us can make sure we get what we want. 492 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,379 Who's got eyes on the package? 493 00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:21,344 - [gasps] 494 00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:22,896 I lost him. 495 00:18:22,965 --> 00:18:24,655 Oh! 496 00:18:28,724 --> 00:18:29,689 [both gasp] 497 00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:31,689 - Hot soup! 498 00:18:31,758 --> 00:18:34,379 - [yelps] 499 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:35,413 all: Ah! 500 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,482 - Oh! 501 00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:38,310 Where'd Splinter go? 502 00:18:38,379 --> 00:18:40,103 all: Huh? 503 00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:42,000 - Guys! I think I felt him! 504 00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:43,172 - Hey, that is my butt! 505 00:18:43,241 --> 00:18:47,068 [all grunting] 506 00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:49,482 Ow! Would everyone please stop hitting me? 507 00:18:51,241 --> 00:18:52,862 - Now I've really got him. 508 00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:55,551 Take that, itchy fuzzball. 509 00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:58,103 - [groaning] 510 00:18:58,172 --> 00:19:00,103 - Oh, not my lab! 511 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:03,172 [dramatic music] 512 00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:10,241 ♪ ♪ 513 00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:16,620 - Donnie, you hit? 514 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,000 - No, no, I'm fine. 515 00:19:18,068 --> 00:19:19,655 I just cut myself on that janky old door. 516 00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:21,103 Everything's okay. 517 00:19:21,172 --> 00:19:22,517 Raph, did you decide what we're gonna ask for? 518 00:19:22,586 --> 00:19:25,103 - Yeah, I got it. I'm gonna ask for-- 519 00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:28,310 - [clears throat] - Huh? What? 520 00:19:28,379 --> 00:19:31,689 - ♪ I'm... ♪ 521 00:19:35,068 --> 00:19:38,310 - I can't feel my ears! Nothing is worth this! 522 00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:41,068 - We're so close. Only two stages left. 523 00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:43,724 - And three totally healthy turtles left. 524 00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:46,275 Man, why is it so hot in here? 525 00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:52,827 Oh, you're gonna get squat from Splinter without Donnie, 526 00:19:52,896 --> 00:19:54,965 not without ol' Donnie! 527 00:19:55,034 --> 00:19:57,689 I'm the brains behind this operation! 528 00:19:57,758 --> 00:19:58,827 [sneezes] 529 00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:01,172 - Uh, what stage are we on now? 530 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,206 - Okay, okay, okay. Listen, listen, listen. 531 00:20:05,275 --> 00:20:07,034 Okay, we open on noodle shop. 532 00:20:07,103 --> 00:20:09,379 It's raining. 533 00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:13,137 Lou Jitsu-- hot soups, two assassins, 534 00:20:13,206 --> 00:20:16,103 then wham-- interdimensional doorway opens, 535 00:20:16,172 --> 00:20:18,206 and out walks... ♪ Dun-dun-duh ♪ 536 00:20:18,275 --> 00:20:21,551 Jupiter Jim, and we smash to titles! 537 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,206 - This is amazing. Keep going. 538 00:20:23,275 --> 00:20:24,689 - We're almost at stage seven. 539 00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:28,620 This is the closest I've been to success, uh, ever. 540 00:20:28,689 --> 00:20:31,448 - [sneezes] 541 00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:33,413 We're done. 542 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,517 Raph is totally gonna blow this. 543 00:20:35,586 --> 00:20:39,551 He has no idea what to ask for, which means-- 544 00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:41,241 Getting hot. 545 00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:43,620 It's like I'm on the sun here. 546 00:20:43,689 --> 00:20:45,689 - [chuckles] 547 00:20:45,758 --> 00:20:47,206 I'm not gonna blow this. 548 00:20:47,275 --> 00:20:49,724 - Raphael, I love you, my brother, 549 00:20:49,793 --> 00:20:52,310 but you do tend to fail in big moments. 550 00:20:52,379 --> 00:20:55,724 Pishposh. But that's what makes you you. 551 00:20:55,793 --> 00:20:57,241 Now bring it in, buddy. 552 00:20:57,310 --> 00:21:00,586 I'm gonna hug you till a smile comes out. 553 00:21:00,655 --> 00:21:01,896 - Enough! 554 00:21:01,965 --> 00:21:03,827 Raph's got this, 'cause in big-time moments, 555 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:07,793 leaders make big-time shots, and I'm big-time! 556 00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:09,000 - [hissing] He must say yes. 557 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,034 Make him say yes. 558 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,103 - Enough! 559 00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:13,103 Don't mess this up, Raph. 560 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,137 Don't mess this up. 561 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,931 - Don't forget we only get 562 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,275 to ask for one thing, my little Raph-a-doodle. 563 00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:21,689 - I know exactly what I'm asking for. 564 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:29,758 [dramatic music] 565 00:21:29,827 --> 00:21:32,241 - [moans and sniffles] 566 00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:34,896 ♪ ♪ 567 00:21:34,965 --> 00:21:36,586 - Master Splinter, 568 00:21:36,655 --> 00:21:39,137 I know you'll say yes to whatever I ask for. 569 00:21:39,206 --> 00:21:41,068 I want you to give-- 570 00:21:41,137 --> 00:21:44,655 - Raph-a-doodle a hug! 571 00:21:44,724 --> 00:21:46,931 Everybody loves hugs! 572 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,137 - What? No! Anything but that! 573 00:21:49,206 --> 00:21:51,517 - [laughing] Come here! 574 00:21:51,586 --> 00:21:52,517 - Oh! Ow! 575 00:21:52,586 --> 00:21:53,965 - [smooching] 576 00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:55,241 - [sneezes] 577 00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:57,103 - Ooh, flu. 578 00:21:57,172 --> 00:22:00,103 Papa wants a new bike. 579 00:22:00,172 --> 00:22:01,448 [bicycle bell dings] 580 00:22:03,344 --> 00:22:05,275 [sneezes] 581 00:22:05,344 --> 00:22:09,344 Uh-oh.