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- ♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

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♪ Rising up against evil
paint the city green ♪

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♪ Raph is ready for a fight
Leo's making a scene ♪

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♪ Mikey's got mad skills
Donnie rocks machines ♪

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♪ With each other
they discover ♪

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♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

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♪ Cowabunga ♪

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♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

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♪ Rise ♪

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[suspenseful music playing]

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♪ ♪

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- Where's our free grub,
noodle man?

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- Okay, ha.
How 'bout some--hot soup?

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[both groan]

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[grunts]
[both yell]

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Too spicy for you?
[laughs]

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Everyone's a critic.
Hm.

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- Man, "Teriyaki Shakedown"
always gets me so--

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[inhales]
jazzed!

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- Yeah, Lou Jitsu's
the business!

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- [grunts]
- [groans]

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- Then why do you insult
the master

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with your poor technique?

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Hot soup!

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Do not worry.

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Someday you will be
great ninjas

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with a little practice...

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is something I would say
if I were a liar.

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- That's nice of you
to say, Pop,

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but I'm tired of practicing.

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- Yeah, we can be heroes
like Lou Jitsu!

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- [laughs] Nice try.

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- We got the squillz,

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we got the tight
color-coordinated team look.

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- Let's do it! Let's go out
and bust some bad guys!

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- Yeah. I just feel like,
you know, we need

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a case to get the juices
flowing a little bit.

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You know, let's see what
the internet has to say

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about it, shall we...

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- Yo, Leo,
we're gonna be heroes!

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- Okay, what's the plan?
Solve the city's rat problem?

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- Hey now.
I am standing right here.

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- Pfft, no way.
We're crime fighters!

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- Okay, check this out:
The Spine Breaking Bandit!

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- [chuckles] Yeah.
Go big or go home!

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- Yeah, go home on a stretcher.
What else you got?

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- Uh, okay, here's something:
The Long Island Mangler!

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- Okay, Donnie. I appreciate
you giving your best effort,

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but maybe we should save
mangling and spine breaking

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for, I don't know,
our second day?

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- All right, well,
this one's kind of lame:

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someone stole paper
from a delivery truck?

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- Not on my watch!

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That's exactly the kind
of junior level mischief

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we can put an end to.
- Really?

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That'll make us heroes?
But it's only paper...

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- It's only paper?
[laughing] I'm so sorry.

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Donnie, what did he just say?
Did he say it's only paper?

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- Yup.
- Did he say it's only paper?

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- Yes, he did.
- Okay!

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That's what they all say.

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You think the road to hero town

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is paved with real crime? No!

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It's paved with the tears
of the poor paper man.

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And who helps that guy?

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I'll tell you who: We are who.

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all: Yes!

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[grunting]

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[energetic hip-hop music]

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- What kind of weirdo
steals paper?

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- A dreamer!

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You look at a blank sheet
and see nothing.

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They see possibilities--
[groans]

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- There's only one store
they haven't hit yet,

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and it is right over there--
oh, convenient.

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- How 'bout we go stealth
and make 'em wish

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they stole toilet paper?

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[both chuckle]
- Ha, okay.

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[grunting]

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[stealthy music]

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♪ ♪

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- Whoa!
[objects clattering]

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[cat shrieks]

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- Hm?
- Huh?

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- You two go left.
Mikey, go right.

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I'll take the roof
and swoop down like a boss!

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[thrilling music]

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♪ ♪

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- Whoa!
[both yell]

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[all groan]
- Where are they?

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- That is you, right?
- Swoopin' like a boss!

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[yells]

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- No, no, no!
Ow!

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[engine revving]

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Uh, quick question:
Did we seriously just get

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schooled by paper thieves?

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- I don't swoop like a boss.

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I swoop like a noob.

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- Man, this seemed like
a really cool idea

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until we didn't succeed at it.

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Where'd my brothers go?

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Mikey, where's your...

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legendary optimism?
- [groans]

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- Raph, where's your,

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ya know,
your go-getter attitude?

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And Donnie, where's your--

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your thing,
your--emotionless passion?

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- [quietly] Here.

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- We can still catch
these lame old paper crooks

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and be heroes!

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- Yeah, that's
gonna be hard.

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This was
the last paper store in town.

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- Hmm...

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Or was it?

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- Yeah, I--I literally
just said that.

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[dramatic music]

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♪ ♪

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- [gasp] It's beautiful.

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- Do you really think that
this is going hook the thieves?

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The only paper we have
is made from salami

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which is round.
Paper is not round.

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- Yes, it'll work.

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Raph, stop eating the plan!

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- [grunts]

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- Phew. Okay.
You can do this.

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Hi, I'm here for
the job interview...aw no.

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Man, I thought it was weird

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to have a job interview
at midnight.

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- Ah, Miss...O'Neill.

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[car approaching]

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[gasps] Customers!

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[brakes screeching]

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April, you're hired!

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Just follow the sales script
and remember

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the customer
is always right unless

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they're a psychotic
paper thief.

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- Uh, okay.

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- We'll be in the back.

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- Welcome to Leo's Paper Hut.

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Can I interest you in our--

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Mm-mm-mm!
- What is "mm-mm-mm"?

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She's supposed to say...paper!

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- [grunting]

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Get outta the way!

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- April! The salami paper!

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It's gone!

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[engine starting]

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[tires screeching]

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- No way!

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[grunts]

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- Mm! Mm!
[thud]

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Ow.

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- This was supposed
to be easy.

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How do we keep losing
these clowns?

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- Leo, do you really think
I would have let you

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make salami paper
without putting a tracer in it?

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[stomach growling]
- [gasps]

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- It's okay.
I put two.

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[dramatic hip-hop music]

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♪ ♪

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- Okay guys,
this is our moment.

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They may have given us
the slip before--

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- Twice before!
- Thank you, Mikey.

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Twice before, but now
we've got them cornered

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and there's nothing
that can stop us.

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[wheel creaks]

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[thud]

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[grunting]

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[dramatic music]

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♪ ♪

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Okay, twerp and...
- [gasps]

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- Surprisingly big man.

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It's four against two, so

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what say we just call it
a day, right?

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- Whoa! They've got footprints
on their faces!

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- Uh, are those flames
on their heads?

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- Feels like a real hazard
for a paper thief.

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- You! I'm gonna grind
your bones with my fists.

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- Ooh, that's inspired.

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We're both gonna grind
your bones.

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- Right.
Listen, bubs.

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Before we put our footprints
on your faces,

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we gotta ask:
what's with all the paper?

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[percussive music]

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♪ ♪

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- Yay, arts and crafts!

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- [yells]

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all: Whoa!

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[wailing]

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- Huh?
- [grunts]

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- Uh, hey,
maybe we should fight now

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and register
our amazement later?

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- [grunts]

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What?

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[all groaning]

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- [spitting]

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It's all in my mouth!
[spits]

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- Wait a minute, wait a minute!
It's just confetti!

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- Huh. Oh yeah.
- Paper viscera.

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♪ ♪

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[grunting]

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- Whoa!

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[groans]
Oh, oh! [yells]

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- [grunts] We're getting
nowhere fighting these guys.

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We gotta take out the source.

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[chuckles] Okay.

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You think you're pretty good,
huh?

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- Indeed.

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- [groans] You are good.

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[paper whirring]

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- What?

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- [growling]

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all: Uh...

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- [grumbles]

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[growling]

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- [straining]

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- Leo!

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Donnie, it's piñata time!

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- Ah!

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- Ah!
- Whoa!

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[grunting]

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- [straining]

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- [growling]

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- Uh.

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Huh?

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- [snarling]

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[chuckling]

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[all groaning]

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- Hero town!
Population, me!

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[whirring]

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- [chuckles]
- [yells]

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[both yell]

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[both groan]

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- [chuckles]

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Huh.
Ah!

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- [grumbling]

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[all screaming]

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[paper whooshing]

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[horn blares]

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[all gasp]

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- Huh?

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- [grunting]

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- Hm.

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Mikey, the sprinklers!

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- I'm on it!

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[alarm sounds]

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- [grumbles]

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You may have shredded
our plans for now.

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But next time, you will feel
the fury of 1,000 feet!

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- Ooh, you're on fire today!

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[chuckling]

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- Ew!
That's nightmare fuel, man!

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[splat]

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- Okay, salami origami
doesn't work.

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- Hey, look.
They vanished.

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- Then what are we looking at?

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[easygoing music]

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- Oh.

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What is that?
Don't do it.

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Don't do it. Don't do it.
- No. No.

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- No!
- Don't do it.

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- Raph, no!
- Oh!

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- Look at me. No!
- Ah.

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- Ugh!
- No!

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- Ugh! Gross!

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Ugh. Oh.
- What? Five-second rule!

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- So...does this count
as a win?

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- Well, I don't know.
Let's think about it.

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Did the bad guys get
their big supply of paper?

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Uh, no. Did they build
their army of soldiers?

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[laughs] No. No, they didn't.

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Are they otherwise thwarted,
and we unscathed?

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both: Yes!
- Hero mission

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♪ ♪