1 00:00:07,729 --> 00:00:09,039 - ♪ Rise of the ♪ 2 00:00:09,108 --> 00:00:10,901 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 3 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:12,074 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 4 00:00:12,143 --> 00:00:13,453 ♪ Rise of the ♪ 5 00:00:13,522 --> 00:00:15,315 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 6 00:00:15,384 --> 00:00:17,246 ♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪ 7 00:00:17,315 --> 00:00:19,074 ♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪ 8 00:00:19,143 --> 00:00:20,901 ♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪ 9 00:00:20,970 --> 00:00:23,143 ♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪ 10 00:00:23,212 --> 00:00:24,350 ♪ With each other they discover ♪ 11 00:00:24,419 --> 00:00:25,695 ♪ Their destiny and rise ♪ 12 00:00:25,764 --> 00:00:26,764 ♪ Cowabunga ♪ 13 00:00:26,833 --> 00:00:28,143 ♪ Rise of the ♪ 14 00:00:28,212 --> 00:00:29,936 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 15 00:00:30,005 --> 00:00:31,626 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 16 00:00:31,695 --> 00:00:34,005 ♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪ 17 00:00:34,074 --> 00:00:37,833 ♪ Rise ♪ 18 00:00:39,531 --> 00:00:40,462 - What's the word? 19 00:00:40,531 --> 00:00:42,772 Am I clear? 20 00:00:42,841 --> 00:00:44,738 - Looks buenofrom here. 21 00:00:44,807 --> 00:00:46,186 You are a go for 22 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:48,738 Operation Let's Hope Raph Comes Back Alive. 23 00:00:48,807 --> 00:00:50,220 - Would you stop calling it that? 24 00:00:50,289 --> 00:00:54,186 - A first-ever exploratory expedition in daylight! 25 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,876 They are gonna name sewers after you, pal. 26 00:00:56,945 --> 00:00:59,255 - I fit right in with all the mascots. 27 00:00:59,324 --> 00:01:01,324 This hippo suit works great in Times Square. 28 00:01:01,393 --> 00:01:03,117 - Totally, but for the record, 29 00:01:03,186 --> 00:01:06,117 I still think my trench coat idea would've worked. 30 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:08,703 - Ho-ho, there's the store. 31 00:01:08,772 --> 00:01:10,255 - Go get Splinter's birthday gift! 32 00:01:10,324 --> 00:01:13,186 Our eyes depend on it. 33 00:01:13,255 --> 00:01:14,945 [lasers zapping] 34 00:01:15,014 --> 00:01:16,496 - Time for today's training. 35 00:01:16,565 --> 00:01:18,600 - [gulps] 36 00:01:18,669 --> 00:01:20,496 - It's a little drafty. 37 00:01:20,565 --> 00:01:22,255 - Oh, oh, no. - Cover up. 38 00:01:22,324 --> 00:01:23,220 - My eyes! 39 00:01:23,289 --> 00:01:24,945 - That mole is growing a mole. 40 00:01:25,014 --> 00:01:27,014 - We gotta get him a new robe. 41 00:01:27,083 --> 00:01:29,358 - Who's up for jumping jacks? 42 00:01:29,427 --> 00:01:32,083 [all screaming] 43 00:01:34,083 --> 00:01:36,669 - Steady as she goes. 44 00:01:36,738 --> 00:01:39,324 [funky music] 45 00:01:39,393 --> 00:01:41,600 Old man on your right. - [grunts] 46 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:43,083 - Kid on your left. - Huh! 47 00:01:43,151 --> 00:01:44,289 - He's got peanut butter ice cream. 48 00:01:44,358 --> 00:01:45,496 - Oh, no, your allergies! 49 00:01:45,565 --> 00:01:47,427 Evasive maneuver! Evasive maneuver! 50 00:01:47,496 --> 00:01:49,565 - [grunting] 51 00:01:49,634 --> 00:01:51,358 [humming] 52 00:01:51,427 --> 00:01:52,772 Close one. 53 00:01:52,841 --> 00:01:57,289 Oh, man, this is crazy cool. 54 00:01:57,358 --> 00:01:59,117 First turtle to ever skate through a crowd 55 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:02,496 totally unnoticed, and his name is Raph. 56 00:02:02,565 --> 00:02:03,531 [computer beeps] 57 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,083 - Video text from April. 58 00:02:06,151 --> 00:02:08,634 [playful electronic music playing] 59 00:02:08,703 --> 00:02:10,841 April's memes are so lit. 60 00:02:10,910 --> 00:02:12,669 - You know, I bet you think I wouldn't like cookies 61 00:02:12,738 --> 00:02:15,462 coming out of butts, but it turns out I do. 62 00:02:15,531 --> 00:02:17,220 [dramatic music] 63 00:02:17,289 --> 00:02:19,289 - [grunts] Sorry. 64 00:02:20,634 --> 00:02:23,083 Uh, my bad? 65 00:02:23,151 --> 00:02:24,393 - You got this, bud. 66 00:02:24,462 --> 00:02:25,393 - Whoo-ha! 67 00:02:25,462 --> 00:02:26,738 - Now go get that robe. 68 00:02:26,807 --> 00:02:28,669 Our night terrors end today. 69 00:02:28,738 --> 00:02:32,048 - Yes. What? No, no, no. 70 00:02:32,117 --> 00:02:34,703 My wallet? My wallet! 71 00:02:34,772 --> 00:02:36,014 [suspenseful music] 72 00:02:36,083 --> 00:02:37,600 [accordion playing] 73 00:02:37,669 --> 00:02:38,807 - [grunts] 74 00:02:38,876 --> 00:02:39,876 - Oh! 75 00:02:39,945 --> 00:02:40,979 Uh, excuse me. 76 00:02:41,048 --> 00:02:42,048 Have you seen my wallet? 77 00:02:42,117 --> 00:02:43,634 There's a skull on it 78 00:02:43,703 --> 00:02:45,669 and a Teddy Bear Town Frequent Buyer Card inside. 79 00:02:45,738 --> 00:02:48,634 - Did he just say he lost his wallet? 80 00:02:48,703 --> 00:02:50,083 - No. 81 00:02:50,151 --> 00:02:51,910 [whispering] Have you seen my lost money? 82 00:02:51,979 --> 00:02:53,186 - You did lose it! - Oh, no. 83 00:02:53,255 --> 00:02:54,876 - Well, you better find it. 84 00:02:54,945 --> 00:02:56,255 - Why does a hippo have pockets? 85 00:02:56,324 --> 00:02:57,876 - Do not tell me you left it in the lair. 86 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:59,083 - Where's the last place you had it? 87 00:02:59,151 --> 00:03:00,979 - Stop talking. Stop talking! 88 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:04,186 [dramatic music] 89 00:03:04,255 --> 00:03:05,703 ♪ ♪ 90 00:03:05,772 --> 00:03:07,703 [crowd gasps] 91 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:08,841 - [gasps] 92 00:03:08,910 --> 00:03:10,462 [all yelp] - Start the tank. 93 00:03:10,531 --> 00:03:11,462 Start the tank! 94 00:03:11,531 --> 00:03:12,841 - Uh, uh, yeah. 95 00:03:12,910 --> 00:03:14,393 Uh... [clears throat] 96 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:16,117 ♪ ♪ 97 00:03:16,186 --> 00:03:18,151 - Your costume, it's great. 98 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:21,738 You're the turtle-potamus meme, right? 99 00:03:21,807 --> 00:03:22,945 - What meme? 100 00:03:23,014 --> 00:03:24,669 I mean yes, meme. Yes, meme! 101 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:25,772 Uh, yes, that meme. 102 00:03:25,841 --> 00:03:27,393 Which meme now? 103 00:03:27,462 --> 00:03:29,462 [playful electronic music playing] 104 00:03:29,531 --> 00:03:31,324 Yes! Uh, I'm that. 105 00:03:31,393 --> 00:03:33,910 There's nothing else in the world I could possibly be. 106 00:03:33,979 --> 00:03:35,669 [all sigh] 107 00:03:35,738 --> 00:03:37,048 - You're the best and cleanest 108 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:39,014 Times Square mascot I've ever seen. 109 00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:40,289 Here's my baby. 110 00:03:40,358 --> 00:03:42,462 He loves memes. 111 00:03:45,876 --> 00:03:47,358 - Uh, ma'am, you've misplaced 112 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:49,531 your $5 bill directly into my palm. 113 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,876 - Roll with it, bud. 114 00:03:50,945 --> 00:03:52,703 She's paying you for the picture. 115 00:03:52,772 --> 00:03:54,462 Keep working the crowd, 116 00:03:54,531 --> 00:03:56,945 and maybe you can get back all of our money you lost. 117 00:03:57,014 --> 00:03:59,014 - Allegedly lost. 118 00:03:59,083 --> 00:04:02,014 [upbeat music] 119 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:09,289 ♪ ♪ 120 00:04:11,462 --> 00:04:12,427 - Ooh! 121 00:04:12,496 --> 00:04:14,531 [laughter] 122 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:20,738 ♪ ♪ 123 00:04:20,807 --> 00:04:23,358 [cash register dings] 124 00:04:23,427 --> 00:04:24,565 - [screams] 125 00:04:24,634 --> 00:04:26,083 - [grunts] 126 00:04:26,151 --> 00:04:28,703 - Hear ye, hear ye, people of Times Square, 127 00:04:28,772 --> 00:04:32,358 the most famous turtle hippo in the world is available 128 00:04:32,427 --> 00:04:35,151 for pictures and quinceañeras. 129 00:04:35,220 --> 00:04:38,600 - Nobody takes tourists away from Atomic Lass. 130 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:41,738 I can't believe you guys are falling for this hack. 131 00:04:41,807 --> 00:04:45,565 Memes come and go, but we've always been here for you, 132 00:04:45,634 --> 00:04:47,945 for a small fee. 133 00:04:48,014 --> 00:04:50,014 - [chuckles] 134 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:52,910 - Let's show these newbies how we roll. 135 00:04:52,979 --> 00:04:55,634 [jazzy showdown music] 136 00:04:55,703 --> 00:04:59,496 - ♪ If you wanna make friends you got to know your place ♪ 137 00:04:59,565 --> 00:05:02,600 - My hero, Atomic Lass, may be about to sing. 138 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,979 - ♪ Don't step on people's paws or they'll get in your face ♪ 139 00:05:05,048 --> 00:05:06,807 - Hey, that's not neighborly. [grunts] 140 00:05:06,876 --> 00:05:09,807 - ♪ If you do what we tell you then you're gonna be fine ♪ 141 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:11,807 - You really don't wanna mess with me. 142 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:13,220 Ow! 143 00:05:13,289 --> 00:05:14,634 - ♪ Or else there'll be an oopsie ♪ 144 00:05:14,703 --> 00:05:16,772 ♪ And I'll break your spine ♪ 145 00:05:16,841 --> 00:05:18,151 - No way. 146 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:19,876 Nobody messes with Raph like that-- 147 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:21,427 except for us. 148 00:05:21,496 --> 00:05:22,669 Suit up! 149 00:05:22,738 --> 00:05:24,910 Time to teach those creeps a lesson 150 00:05:24,979 --> 00:05:27,358 and earn that money back for Pop's gift. 151 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:31,151 And we're gonna do it Jupiter Jim style! 152 00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:33,220 - I can't even recognize myself. 153 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:35,669 - Jupiter Jim turtle aliens, ahoy! 154 00:05:35,738 --> 00:05:39,807 - Yes to all of that. - Oh, yeah, let's go! 155 00:05:39,876 --> 00:05:41,083 [beeps] 156 00:05:41,151 --> 00:05:45,669 - [whistling 1987 Turtles theme] 157 00:05:46,496 --> 00:05:48,600 - Remember to tip Robot Vampire, 158 00:05:48,669 --> 00:05:50,772 or she'll suck your blood. 159 00:05:50,841 --> 00:05:52,186 And we'll spill yours 160 00:05:52,255 --> 00:05:55,083 if you ever invade our turf again, you puke. 161 00:05:55,151 --> 00:05:56,151 - Ya! - Hoo! 162 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:59,807 - Ha! - Aah! What the-- 163 00:05:59,876 --> 00:06:01,324 - Jupiter Jim's turtle aliens 164 00:06:01,393 --> 00:06:03,496 flying in to rescue one of our own. 165 00:06:03,565 --> 00:06:04,703 - Yeah! 166 00:06:04,772 --> 00:06:05,876 - I can't believe I'm this close 167 00:06:05,945 --> 00:06:08,083 to my childhood idol, Atomic Lass! 168 00:06:08,151 --> 00:06:09,462 Oh, right, bad guys. 169 00:06:09,531 --> 00:06:10,910 Yeah, I'm on it. 170 00:06:10,979 --> 00:06:13,876 - Show these folks how we mascot downtown, Robot Vampire! 171 00:06:13,945 --> 00:06:16,945 [sinister music] 172 00:06:17,014 --> 00:06:23,462 ♪ ♪ 173 00:06:23,531 --> 00:06:26,634 [bass-heavy electronic music playing] 174 00:06:26,703 --> 00:06:33,531 ♪ ♪ 175 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:34,669 - Mikey? 176 00:06:34,738 --> 00:06:35,807 - Donnie? 177 00:06:35,876 --> 00:06:37,841 - Activate music mode. 178 00:06:37,910 --> 00:06:41,634 [fast hip-hop music playing] 179 00:06:41,703 --> 00:06:44,703 - Time to go to obedience school. 180 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:47,600 - Not fair bringin' a sword to a chain fight! 181 00:06:47,669 --> 00:06:51,014 - [grunting] 182 00:06:51,083 --> 00:06:53,807 Now who's a bad boy? 183 00:06:53,876 --> 00:06:55,117 You are. 184 00:06:55,186 --> 00:06:57,531 [cheers and applause] 185 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,083 - [groans] 186 00:07:00,565 --> 00:07:02,014 - [grunting] 187 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:05,703 ♪ ♪ 188 00:07:05,772 --> 00:07:06,979 Ha! - [gasps] 189 00:07:07,048 --> 00:07:08,324 - Outta the way! 190 00:07:08,393 --> 00:07:10,151 I get to dance with her. 191 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:11,772 ♪ ♪ 192 00:07:11,841 --> 00:07:13,220 Coming at you! 193 00:07:13,289 --> 00:07:15,634 [grunting] - [laughs] 194 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:16,669 - Ha! 195 00:07:16,738 --> 00:07:18,083 - [grunting] 196 00:07:18,151 --> 00:07:20,772 - Whoo! - Whoa! Whoa! 197 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:23,255 ♪ ♪ 198 00:07:23,324 --> 00:07:26,151 - Any chance you and Atomic Lad are splitsville? 199 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:27,807 [girls scream] - [chuckles] 200 00:07:27,876 --> 00:07:30,083 - Ah! [crowd groans] 201 00:07:30,151 --> 00:07:32,979 - You dance as good as you cosplay, son. 202 00:07:33,048 --> 00:07:34,324 - Hey. 203 00:07:34,393 --> 00:07:36,979 Dance-pick on somebody your own size. 204 00:07:37,048 --> 00:07:39,324 [grunting] 205 00:07:39,393 --> 00:07:41,669 Whoo, whoo-hoo! 206 00:07:41,738 --> 00:07:44,703 ♪ ♪ 207 00:07:46,531 --> 00:07:50,014 - Whoo-hoo! - [laughs] 208 00:07:50,083 --> 00:07:51,876 - [grunting] [chuckles] 209 00:07:51,945 --> 00:07:53,807 - Uh... 210 00:07:53,876 --> 00:07:56,669 ♪ ♪ 211 00:07:56,738 --> 00:07:59,083 - Bring it, you puke. 212 00:07:59,151 --> 00:08:00,393 [tiger roars] 213 00:08:03,324 --> 00:08:07,496 [crowd cheering] 214 00:08:08,703 --> 00:08:11,807 [upbeat electronic music playing] 215 00:08:11,876 --> 00:08:19,151 ♪ ♪ 216 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,083 - Boom! 217 00:08:23,151 --> 00:08:26,151 [chuckles] It has been broughten. 218 00:08:26,220 --> 00:08:28,324 Now let's go get Dad's robe. 219 00:08:28,393 --> 00:08:31,289 - Give us the green, Green! 220 00:08:31,358 --> 00:08:32,600 - [screams] 221 00:08:32,669 --> 00:08:35,220 - [yells] 222 00:08:35,289 --> 00:08:36,496 [screams] - Sorry! 223 00:08:36,565 --> 00:08:38,186 Gah, run! 224 00:08:38,255 --> 00:08:40,186 [loud thud] 225 00:08:40,255 --> 00:08:42,841 Oh, no. No, no. 226 00:08:42,910 --> 00:08:46,186 - Omigosh! You knocked that lady's head clean off! 227 00:08:46,255 --> 00:08:49,462 [dramatic music] 228 00:08:49,531 --> 00:08:51,151 - You! - Oh! 229 00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:54,186 [electricity crackling] 230 00:08:54,255 --> 00:08:55,772 - You stole my wallet! 231 00:08:55,841 --> 00:08:58,531 It better still have my Teddy Bear Town--hey! 232 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,048 All right, let's see what your ugly mug looks like. 233 00:09:01,117 --> 00:09:03,738 [grunts] [crowd gasps and cheers] 234 00:09:06,876 --> 00:09:09,014 - [shrieks] - [yelps] 235 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:10,876 [both shriek] 236 00:09:10,945 --> 00:09:12,358 [crowd screaming] 237 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:16,117 - Metamorphosis, that took an unexpected left turn. 238 00:09:16,186 --> 00:09:18,738 - [shrieks] 239 00:09:18,807 --> 00:09:22,117 - You thought you were the only mutants in New York? 240 00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:23,979 - Look, all we wanted was a little money 241 00:09:24,048 --> 00:09:25,703 to buy our pops a gift. 242 00:09:25,772 --> 00:09:26,910 - Boo-hoo. 243 00:09:26,979 --> 00:09:29,014 Tell it to one of your teddy bears. 244 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:30,634 - [gasps] 245 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:34,151 Don't you dare make fun of Doctor Huggenstein, 246 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:36,565 Captain Snuggles, or Cheech! 247 00:09:36,634 --> 00:09:38,807 [yells] 248 00:09:38,876 --> 00:09:41,703 - Let's get everybody their money back! 249 00:09:41,772 --> 00:09:44,910 [all grunting] 250 00:09:44,979 --> 00:09:47,048 - [groans] 251 00:09:47,117 --> 00:09:48,841 [sighs] - [roars] 252 00:09:48,910 --> 00:09:50,255 [roaring] 253 00:09:50,324 --> 00:09:53,841 [rock music] 254 00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:56,083 - Lame! 255 00:09:56,151 --> 00:09:59,048 - Spider shell, engage! 256 00:09:59,117 --> 00:10:06,324 ♪ ♪ 257 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:17,600 - Ooh, wham, bam! [chuckles] 258 00:10:17,669 --> 00:10:21,358 You give robot vampire cockroaches a bad name. 259 00:10:21,427 --> 00:10:23,772 Cowabunga! 260 00:10:23,841 --> 00:10:25,358 - You are ruining my childhood fantasy 261 00:10:25,427 --> 00:10:26,703 of the two of us 262 00:10:26,772 --> 00:10:30,014 fighting crime together in Uraniumville. 263 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:34,427 ♪ ♪ 264 00:10:34,496 --> 00:10:35,841 You left me no choice. 265 00:10:35,910 --> 00:10:37,841 But we'll always have Times Square. 266 00:10:40,531 --> 00:10:43,600 - Hey! The creep's got our money! 267 00:10:43,669 --> 00:10:44,600 - [screams] 268 00:10:44,669 --> 00:10:46,151 [all grunt] 269 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:47,255 - Boom! 270 00:10:47,324 --> 00:10:49,772 Thank you, Times Square. 271 00:10:51,945 --> 00:10:55,255 - Aw, what is this? 272 00:10:55,324 --> 00:10:58,945 My sons, you honor me. 273 00:10:59,014 --> 00:11:04,289 The silky smoothness against my fur, unparalleled. 274 00:11:04,358 --> 00:11:06,772 It is really exquisite. 275 00:11:06,841 --> 00:11:10,462 I will save it only for the most special occasions. 276 00:11:10,531 --> 00:11:11,807 - What? - What? 277 00:11:11,876 --> 00:11:14,255 - Huh? - Now, who's up for training? 278 00:11:14,324 --> 00:11:15,772 As luck would have it, 279 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:18,427 I'm already wearing my jumping jacks robe. 280 00:11:18,496 --> 00:11:19,807 [grunting] 281 00:11:19,876 --> 00:11:23,876 - My eyes!