- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
- What's the word?
Am I clear?
- Looks buenofrom here.
You are a go for
Operation Let's Hope Raph Comes Back Alive.
- Would you stop calling it that?
- A first-ever exploratory expedition in daylight!
They are gonna name sewers after you, pal.
- I fit right in with all the mascots.
This hippo suit works great in Times Square.
- Totally, but for the record,
I still think my trench coat idea would've worked.
- Ho-ho, there's the store.
- Go get Splinter's birthday gift!
Our eyes depend on it.
[lasers zapping]
- Time for today's training.
- [gulps]
- It's a little drafty.
- Oh, oh, no. - Cover up.
- My eyes!
- That mole is growing a mole.
- We gotta get him a new robe.
- Who's up for jumping jacks?
[all screaming]
- Steady as she goes.
[funky music]
Old man on your right. - [grunts]
- Kid on your left. - Huh!
- He's got peanut butter ice cream.
- Oh, no, your allergies!
Evasive maneuver! Evasive maneuver!
- [grunting]
[humming]
Close one.
Oh, man, this is crazy cool.
First turtle to ever skate through a crowd
totally unnoticed, and his name is Raph.
[computer beeps]
- Video text from April.
[playful electronic music playing]
April's memes are so lit.
- You know, I bet you think I wouldn't like cookies
coming out of butts, but it turns out I do.
[dramatic music]
- [grunts] Sorry.
Uh, my bad?
- You got this, bud.
- Whoo-ha!
- Now go get that robe.
Our night terrors end today.
- Yes. What? No, no, no.
My wallet? My wallet!
[suspenseful music]
[accordion playing]
- [grunts]
- Oh!
Uh, excuse me.
Have you seen my wallet?
There's a skull on it
and a Teddy Bear Town Frequent Buyer Card inside.
- Did he just say he lost his wallet?
- No.
[whispering] Have you seen my lost money?
- You did lose it! - Oh, no.
- Well, you better find it.
- Why does a hippo have pockets?
- Do not tell me you left it in the lair.
- Where's the last place you had it?
- Stop talking. Stop talking!
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[crowd gasps]
- [gasps]
[all yelp] - Start the tank.
Start the tank!
- Uh, uh, yeah.
Uh... [clears throat]
♪ ♪
- Your costume, it's great.
You're the turtle-potamus meme, right?
- What meme?
I mean yes, meme. Yes, meme!
Uh, yes, that meme.
Which meme now?
[playful electronic music playing]
Yes! Uh, I'm that.
There's nothing else in the world I could possibly be.
[all sigh]
- You're the best and cleanest
Times Square mascot I've ever seen.
Here's my baby.
He loves memes.
- Uh, ma'am, you've misplaced
your $5 bill directly into my palm.
- Roll with it, bud.
She's paying you for the picture.
Keep working the crowd,
and maybe you can get back all of our money you lost.
- Allegedly lost.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Ooh!
[laughter]
♪ ♪
[cash register dings]
- [screams]
- [grunts]
- Hear ye, hear ye, people of Times Square,
the most famous turtle hippo in the world is available
for pictures and quinceañeras.
- Nobody takes tourists away from Atomic Lass.
I can't believe you guys are falling for this hack.
Memes come and go, but we've always been here for you,
for a small fee.
- [chuckles]
- Let's show these newbies how we roll.
[jazzy showdown music]
- ♪ If you wanna make friends you got to know your place ♪
- My hero, Atomic Lass, may be about to sing.
- ♪ Don't step on people's paws or they'll get in your face ♪
- Hey, that's not neighborly. [grunts]
- ♪ If you do what we tell you then you're gonna be fine ♪
- You really don't wanna mess with me.
Ow!
- ♪ Or else there'll be an oopsie ♪
♪ And I'll break your spine ♪
- No way.
Nobody messes with Raph like that--
except for us.
Suit up!
Time to teach those creeps a lesson
and earn that money back for Pop's gift.
And we're gonna do it Jupiter Jim style!
- I can't even recognize myself.
- Jupiter Jim turtle aliens, ahoy!
- Yes to all of that. - Oh, yeah, let's go!
[beeps]
- [whistling 1987 Turtles theme]
- Remember to tip Robot Vampire,
or she'll suck your blood.
And we'll spill yours
if you ever invade our turf again, you puke.
- Ya! - Hoo!
- Ha! - Aah! What the--
- Jupiter Jim's turtle aliens
flying in to rescue one of our own.
- Yeah!
- I can't believe I'm this close
to my childhood idol, Atomic Lass!
Oh, right, bad guys.
Yeah, I'm on it.
- Show these folks how we mascot downtown, Robot Vampire!
[sinister music]
♪ ♪
[bass-heavy electronic music playing]
♪ ♪
- Mikey?
- Donnie?
- Activate music mode.
[fast hip-hop music playing]
- Time to go to obedience school.
- Not fair bringin' a sword to a chain fight!
- [grunting]
Now who's a bad boy?
You are.
[cheers and applause]
- [groans]
- [grunting]
♪ ♪
Ha! - [gasps]
- Outta the way!
I get to dance with her.
♪ ♪
Coming at you!
[grunting] - [laughs]
- Ha!
- [grunting]
- Whoo! - Whoa! Whoa!
♪ ♪
- Any chance you and Atomic Lad are splitsville?
[girls scream] - [chuckles]
- Ah! [crowd groans]
- You dance as good as you cosplay, son.
- Hey.
Dance-pick on somebody your own size.
[grunting]
Whoo, whoo-hoo!
♪ ♪
- Whoo-hoo! - [laughs]
- [grunting] [chuckles]
- Uh...
♪ ♪
- Bring it, you puke.
[tiger roars]
[crowd cheering]
[upbeat electronic music playing]
♪ ♪
- Boom!
[chuckles] It has been broughten.
Now let's go get Dad's robe.
- Give us the green, Green!
- [screams]
- [yells]
[screams] - Sorry!
Gah, run!
[loud thud]
Oh, no. No, no.
- Omigosh! You knocked that lady's head clean off!
[dramatic music]
- You! - Oh!
[electricity crackling]
- You stole my wallet!
It better still have my Teddy Bear Town--hey!
All right, let's see what your ugly mug looks like.
[grunts] [crowd gasps and cheers]
- [shrieks] - [yelps]
[both shriek]
[crowd screaming]
- Metamorphosis, that took an unexpected left turn.
- [shrieks]
- You thought you were the only mutants in New York?
- Look, all we wanted was a little money
to buy our pops a gift.
- Boo-hoo.
Tell it to one of your teddy bears.
- [gasps]
Don't you dare make fun of Doctor Huggenstein,
Captain Snuggles, or Cheech!
[yells]
- Let's get everybody their money back!
[all grunting]
- [groans]
[sighs] - [roars]
[roaring]
[rock music]
- Lame!
- Spider shell, engage!
♪ ♪
- Ooh, wham, bam! [chuckles]
You give robot vampire cockroaches a bad name.
Cowabunga!
- You are ruining my childhood fantasy
of the two of us
fighting crime together in Uraniumville.
♪ ♪
You left me no choice.
But we'll always have Times Square.
- Hey! The creep's got our money!
- [screams]
[all grunt]
- Boom!
Thank you, Times Square.
- Aw, what is this?
My sons, you honor me.
The silky smoothness against my fur, unparalleled.
It is really exquisite.
I will save it only for the most special occasions.
- What? - What?
- Huh? - Now, who's up for training?
As luck would have it,
I'm already wearing my jumping jacks robe.
[grunting]
- My eyes!