- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
- Let me start at the beginning.
I first met the Turtles
in a battle that raged on for hours.
Since that first battle, I knew--
That's not me, I'm over there.
[playback whirs]
Prepare to taste the awesome wrath of my incredible--
[squeaks]
I knew after this first fantastical battle,
we would meet again.
And again.
For I am Warren Stone, former number one news anchor,
and the greatest foe of
the Teenage Mutant Loser Turtles.
- [buzzing]
- Ha-ha! Uh...mm?
Ooh, I'm late. [grunts]
- I am Carly Balmaceda
filling in for the completely forgotten Warren Stone.
- [gasps, groans]
- The search for missing hypnotist, Mezmer-Ron,
and his hippopotamus, Doug, continues.
In unrelated news, a monster hippo in a magician's tuxedo
is terrorizing local magicians,
and stealing their trick animals.
And with no animals,
there's no magic. all: [sobbing]
- News flash, those wannabe hero Turtles
will be hot on that mutant hippo's trail,
which will make setting a trap for them so easy.
[eyes plop] Hmm?
[dramatic music] With their destruction
coming at my hands,
I won't be reporting the news,
I'll be the news.
[suspenseful music] - [whirs, clanks]]
Ah! [grunts]
♪ ♪
[grunts, groaning]
You sure that evil mutant hippo is around here?
It's a million degrees in this thing.
- Um, I'd be happy to wear it, if you need a break.
- No, no. No, no, no, no. I'm the leader.
The leader wears the suit.
- Well, I mean, he's got a point.
Raph is the most hippo-like. - [chuckles]
- I'm gonna attract him,
I need a little more of that female hippo scent.
[romantic music]
Jazzy fresh. - Help!
- Guys, that must be him.
- A hippo magician is trying to saw my magic worm in half.
[suspenseful music]
[spotlights clank on]
[lights bang]
- Does anyone else find this whole thing a little--
- Odd? Just-- - Magic worm?
- Totally legit. [grunts]
Don't worry, Raph will save you.
Ouf. - [whimpers] Oh.
[grunts]
- Uh... 'ey, 'ey.
Raph stuck. [arms whir]
- Not again.
both: [groaning]
[dramatic music] - [maniacal laughter]
Stepped right into my goop trap.
- Your what now? - Goop trap.
- Talking magic worm?
- That was all a ruse.
For I am Warren Stone, your greatest foe, and--
[squeaks]
- I'm sorry, Warren who?
- Stop it. Stone. I'm your great--
I'm your greatest fo-- - Ah, don't tell me.
What are you? Uh, Worm-Man?
- No, no, no, I'm Wa--
- Can someone help me get unstuck?
[playful music] - Fine.
both: [groaning] - Um, greatest nemesis, here.
Stop. [battle cry]
[dramatic music]
[plops]
- Ah, get it off from me. It's gross.
- Classic mistake.
I may be small, but I'm also very--ah!
- Huh?
- [grunts]
- Oh, what did you do?
- He was on my head. I panicked.
- Is he gonna be okay? - Is he gonna be okay?
- [plops, squelches]
- He's in two pieces. - You fools.
all: [squeal, whimper]
- [body grumbles, grunts] You've unleashed
my ultimate power. Now I can--
- You can clone yourself? - No, I regenerate.
[groans] It's an amazing power, but it's incredibly painful.
- Fascinating. How long does the regeneration process take?
- Several... days.
- And you grow back with double the strength.
- No. - But for times the size.
- If I don't grow back twice as strong,
why would I grow back four times as big?
Ow [groaning]. - I don't understand you.
- Can we go get some pizza now? I'm hungry.
- Are you sure he's gonna be okay, guys?
- [groans] I'm fine, you swamp-stinking,
county-fair-prize losers. Ouf.
- You heard his scream. He's fine.
Ugh, I had my fists set on bustin' up a magic hippo.
What a waste.
- They wanna fight a magic hippo?
I'll give them a magic... worm.
♪ ♪
[bell rings]
[lighthearted music]
Uh, an anonymous source told me this is where you get some...
enhancements.
- Huh?
- Mutant enhancements. Mystical mu--
- You're just supposed to say the password.
Wink.
[grunts, groans] [legs clank]
Okay... Wink?
- Yep. You did it again, Clem.
"Wink" is the password.
♪ ♪
[menacing music]
♪ ♪
- Huh? Oh. Ooh.
[shimmer chimes]
Give me the blue.
Now, give me your phone.
Uh, yes, I'd like to report a rampaging hippo
outside the Burgundy Center. - [inquisitive groaning]
[instructive groaning] - [muffled groaning]
[engine revs, tires squeal] [siren wailing]
- You want my name?
Uh, Current Occupant.
[grunts] - [bleats]
[dramatic music]
- [laughing menacingly]
♪ ♪
[siren wailing]
- Now, you're sure the hippo is in there?
- Uh, yes, I picked it up on my scanner.
A current occupant called it in.
- Now, explain it to me again, why can't I wear the suit?
- Oh, we've been over this.
- You ruined that woman's 95th birthday.
- She's fine.
- I'll do you in the suit proud.
- Treat her with respect. And be careful.
- [yelps, grunts]
[romantic music] - Uh, what is he doing?
- Some mating dance he saw on Nature Planet.
- Hippo, I'm right here. - Hippo-Man.
Your biggest fan is here. She loves magician's animals.
Bunnies, doves, tigers and was hoping you brought some.
- I hope he likes me. - He will.
Of course he'll like you. You're adorable.
- Ah, ah, ooh, ah, ah, uh. [music stops abruptly]
- Breaking news.
- [grunts]
[news program music]
- You may have beaten me before,
but I'm a little tougher this time.
You see, I've enhanced myself.
I've really grown into my role as your greatest nemesis.
I'm really pumped for our little tête-à-tête.
- Jumpin' Jack Flash! - Okay.
[cricket chirps]
- You're not a hippo, are you?
- [grunts] No, I'm not a hippo.
Do I look like a hippo to-- - Maybe a baby hippo?
- I am not a hippo, and please stop interrupting me.
I called in the hippo sighting. - Guys [stammers].
He's Current Occupant. - Yes, he gets it.
- I am Current Occupant.
- And we're here to save you from the hippo magician.
Where is he? - No, you green idiot.
It was a ruse. There is no hippo.
I'm Warren Stone, your greatest nemesis.
Prepare to meet your-- [explosion]
all: [yelp]
- Ta-da! Hypno-Potamus has arrived.
- [groans] - Finally.
It's the thing we actually care about.
You're up, Mikey. [romantic music]
- [softly sniffs]
Hello, future Mrs. Hypno-Potamus.
- [giggles] You tease. - [wink chimes]
- Oh my. - [weeping]
- Ugh. - [gasps]
- See? My hippo is more hippo-ey.
- [lips smacking] [groans]
[yelps]
[laughter]
- Pulled the ol' false-Jenny on me.
Ugh. I gotta say, this has been the worst mating season.
Ah, feel the power.
- That is one well-dressed evil mutant hippo.
- Fellas, let's smash this guy. both: [grunt]
- No, smash this guy. This one right here.
Me. [squeaks]
Oh, come on.
[upbeat music] - [grunts]
- Sleight of hand.
♪ ♪
- [groans]
[crackling]
- [yelps, groan]
♪ ♪
- Mm? Phew. [laughter]
[grunts]
- Mezmer-roo!... [hypnotizing vibrato]
- Oh! - Whoa.
- [laughs maniacally]
Now, which one should I take care of first, hmm?
Big Red? Baby Blue?
No [laughs]. I think I'll start with you,
you lovely trickster.
- [scoffs] Some nemesis.
He doesn't even know their names.
Uh? Huh? Uh.
[stirring music]
[groaning angrily]
♪ ♪
- This could get messy.
Like me gumboots in a downy drencher.
- Breaking news.
If anyone's gonna end these guys,
it's gonna be me.
- Sorry, who--who--who are you?
- I'm Warren... Oh. [grunts]
I'm Warren "Bad Boy" Stone.
I hate these turtle punks more than anyone,
that's why I have to stop you. - [laughs]
I'm laughing.
Prepare to be Mezme-roo... [hypnotizing vibrato]
- This is really gonna hurt. [groans]
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
- Mm?
[yelps] [crystal shatters]
- [grunts] Hmm, Turtles.
Finally, we can start-- [squeaks]
- What just happened?
- I think we won. - My plan must've worked.
- And it was my plan to use your plan.
You're welcome, everybody.
- I think by rejecting him I broke his heart.
Ooh, sheesh. This suit is too much power.
- No. - Huh?
- I saved you loser Turtles by hypnotizing that beast
and saving your lives. [grunts]
- And you are? - Hmm.
[upbeat music]