- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
- [laughs] - Oh, cool.
Oh, yeah! - [grunts]
- Check this out. Power-fun-jitsu!
- Uh-oh. Ha ha ha!
Not bad, not bad. But check out these puppies.
Tonfa-power-jitsu!
- Oh.
- If you guys want to see some real skill, look right here.
I'm going to make a portal to New Jersey.
[dramatic music]
Come on, power-portal-jitsu.
[groans]
Yeah! - [laughs]
That's not going to get you across the street,
let alone to Jersey.
- Okay, but...
See, it's practical, which makes it better.
- Hey, Donnie, what are you doing, bud?
- Well, while you guys took flashier items from Draxum,
I, on brand, took a more cerebral one.
See, this crystal, combined with the elements--
- Get to the point. - Now, I can see
all the mystic energy hidden around New York.
You're welcome, and thank you. - Whoa, that's awesome.
Hey, what about that laudromat?
- It looks like a laudromat.
But, what do we have over here?
Whoa, underneath that old lady's skin
is some kind of fire mutant thing.
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all: Whoa.
- She just disappeared into that wall!
- I believe she went into some sort of
cool, mystic pizza place. - Pizza!
Guys, my blood shuggies are getting low.
I need to eat, bad.
[dramatic music]
- Step aside, let's put the prettiest face first.
- I don't think that's a good idea.
- Why? If anyone's gonna
get us inside, it's me.
- [blows raspberry]
- Nice try, pretty boy.
[laughs]
- Awesome!
[grunting]
- Don't leave me!
- Huh?
[dramatic music]
All right, all right. Everybody be cool.
This is our first time
in a classy restaurant, uh, establishment.
- Hey, guys, this wall is definitely broken.
[pigeons coo]
- [grunts]
- Hm, a table. What do we do?
- Okay, be cool.
I think we just sit at it, and ask for stuff.
- Uh, like regular people? - I think here, we are regular.
- [groans]
- Never forget, you are the champion, bro.
- Thanks, bro, I was having a real existential crisis.
[dramatic music]
- Ah!
Oh.
Oh! Ah!
Ah--
- Whoa! - Oh, ew, gross.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, this is not for you.
- "Prove you're a champion?" Oh, this is definitely for me.
- Well, no it's not.
You, my friend, are not a champion, sorry.
- But you see, Bone Man-- and can I call you Bone Man?
I am a champion, and I want to know what's behind your rope.
- Well, you need not be concerned with
the laberinto de muerte,
or as you would call it, the Maze of Death.
- Ominous. But also, a question.
When I solve your Maze of Death, what do I get?
- You get your picture immortalized
on our wall of champions. Also, pizza.
The world's greatest pizza.
- Well, guess who's face is about to go on that wall?
I've solved all kinds of mazes.
You're looking at the maze master, mister.
- Be warned, in this maze,
the use of mystic powers is strictly forbidden.
- No mystic powers? Perfect.
I never touch the stuff. I'm old-school.
- Ugh, fine. Would you like to enter alone?
- You know what, make it for four,
because what's the point of being a champion
if you can't rub it in your brother's face?
- Sweet salvation.
[yells]
My salvation! - No, what are you doing?
Don't eat that run of the mill garbage,
when you can have the world's greatest pizza.
- Oh, please, every place in New York
claims to have the world's greatest pizza.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, but this pizza's behind a velvet rope.
Velvet rope, guys. Velvet rope--
You know that means quality!
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Hey, Leo, what is this place?
I thought you said we were getting pizza.
- It's nothing, we've just got to solve
an easy, straightforward maze first.
[echoing] First...first...first...
- Wait, what? I didn't sign up
for a pre-meal maze. - Yeah, this looks really hard.
My tumbus wants easy food. - Don't worry, just follow me.
Onward, boys.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Left here. Just follow my lead.
Left again.
- No! - Yes!
- No. - We're lost.
- [groans]
- Guys, trust me, it's this way.
♪ ♪
[mechanical whirring]
- That's not my tum-tum, mm-mm.
- That, no--no, that--that's the sound of baking.
We must be close.
Wow, look at this.
They make the pizza right in front of you.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Can we get four extra larges?
One meat lovers, one definitely not Hawaiian.
Okay, how does everybody feel about olives?
- [growls]
- Uh, looks like they hate olives.
- Huh?
♪ ♪
Okay, okay, we don't need olives.
- [groans]
- [grunts]
Come on!
[grunting]
Whoa! Nice try, shredhead.
Time for my mystic-punch-jitsu!
- [grunting]
- No mystic powers! - No mystic powers?
[grunting]
- Hm.
- Help! Help, help, help!
- [grunts]
What's up with this maze, Leo? I almost got my cheeks grated.
[triumphant music]
♪ ♪
- Relax, we solved it. The pizza is just over--
oh, no, it's closing.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Oh, come on! - Now, why can't I just
use my Power Punch and take down this wall?
- Funny story, but I may have left one thing out.
The only rule in the Maze of Death is no mystic powers.
- Maze of what now? - Okay, two things.
♪ ♪
- Oh, no!
- Uh, guys? - Not now, Donnie!
What's going on here, Leo?
- Nothing, we're just here to get pizza.
And to get my photo on the wall of champions.
- A-ha! I knew we weren't here for pizza.
You just wanted to come here
so you could get your picture on the wall.
To prove you're the best at something.
- That's what I just said.
- Don't try to deny it, Leo. I got you.
- I'm not trying to deny it. - We're gonna be skewered!
[dramatic music]
- We're trapped, how are we going to get out of here?
all: Make a portal!
- I can't, it's against the rules.
I'll never get my picture on the wall of champions.
- Who cares about a picture when we're gonna be crushed?
- Fine.
[grunting]
I can't do it.
I got no mystic mojo. I'm useless.
- Hey, that's not true, brother.
You just got to believe in yourself, and know this:
if I die in this maze,
I will haunt you for the rest of your life.
- Well, in theory, you'd both be ghosts,
so I'm not sure how you would-- - Donnie, not helping!
- You know, it would really help me
if you guys said that I was your champion.
all: Just open it!
[dramatic music]
- [quietly] You're a champion.
♪ ♪
[grunting]
Aw.
I did it! Oh, I really am the best at--
[grunting]
[screaming]
[tense music]
We're at the center of the maze.
♪ ♪
We got the pizza!
[all cheer]
- I am the champion!
- Cheaters!
Who dares to try and eat my pizza
without following the strict customer agreement?
- That cannot be good.
[dramatic music]
- You can't escape me!
♪ ♪
I am the assistant manager of this maze,
and the maze does what I want,
pending corporate approval.
- [grunting]
No, no, no.
- Run. You cut up my maze.
You cheated. Now, you will all pay!
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Wait! I'm the one who cheated.
I created the portal to save my brothers.
Punish me, their champion.
all: Yes, punish him!
- You all tried to cheat me out of my world's greatest 'za!
- How can you call it world's greatest?
How do you know we haven't had better?
- What do you mean, better? You're not talking about
Famous Minotaur Pizza on 19th, are you?
- Oh, man.
You talking about FMP on 19? Oh, I love that place.
[groans]
- That garbage those idiots call pizza?
Wait until you try mine!
[all gasp]
- This pizza good.
- [laughs]
Best you've ever had?
- We really appreciate you letting us go.
It was the right thing to do.
- Who's your champion now, guys?
[all grunt]
They'll come around. But first, where do we go
to get our picture taken for the wall of champions?
Because I want to make sure they capture my good side.
- Wrong wall.
[shutter snaps]
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