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- Hello?
Is someone there? [gasps]
[screaming] It's the Gumbus!
[chilling music plays] - Ah! [yelps]
[whimpering]
- Uh, what'cha watching, Miguel?
- Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh!
I was just watching my favorite can-stacking channel.
- Can stacking...okay.
- It's a thing.
There's this one supermarket stock boy.
He builds forts, towers,
national monuments!
- Yeah, I see his channel has a like.
- I would've liked it twice if I could.
Anyway, he's at the store after hours, and
you gotta see it!
- And now, I shall complete
the most difficult stack of all,
only completed by one other stock boy:
the Lady Liberty stack!
[cans clatter loudly]
Hello? Is someone there?
[tense music]
♪ ♪
[metallic rattling]
Ah! [panting]
[gasps]
[screams]
[distorted static]
[grunts, pants]
[echoing] It's the Gumbus!
[creature snarls]
[upbeat music]
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- Whoa! What's a Gumbus?
- It's a ghost that haunts the Stock-&-Shop!
- Oh, pfft.
There's gotta be a simple answer.
Earthquake, magnets, giant prankster mice.
There's no such thing as ghosts.
What? [grunts]
How can you say there's no such thing as ghosts
when there's such a thing as us?
The Gumbus is real.
- Only one way to settle this heated debate:
we head up to the Stock-&-Shop
and tamper with the mysterious forces of the underworld.
[laughs evilly] - [whimpers]
Uh... [chuckles nervously] I'm fine just getting
the pants scared off of me in my pillow fort.
- Oh, no. April's right.
I'm gonna prove to you
there's no such thing as a Gumbus.
- Leo, no, no! I don't wanna go! Please!
- Yeah, ghost hunting!
[spooky music]
[vent clanging, all grunting and shouting]
[all shouting]
[all grunt]
- [grunts] Ow!
Mikey, why do you have that thing?
- To suck up the ghost.
It's lined with tinfoil to keep him in.
- Guys, check this out.
This place is like Christmas Morning for food.
- This place is creepy. - Creepy or awesome?
Answer: both. [metallic jangling]
- What was that? - [sighs] What?
[soft clicking] - [gasps] I heard something.
- [sighs] - Huh?
[dramatic music]
[train whistle blows]
- A model train. Simple answer.
[laughs haughtily] - Gah!
What kind of sicko puts a model train in a grocery store?
- Focus, guys. We came here to see a ghost,
and a ghost we shall see.
[evil cackling] - [yelping repeatedly]
[shrieking]
[whimpering]
[shrieks] Ghost!
- Hey, I'm not a ghost!
- And now we know for sure.
- What is the holdup, guys?
- I don't know. Ask Mikey.
- I feel like somebody's watching us! [yelps]
- Me too. Isn't it great?
- You two are nuts.
The only people here are the three of us.
[shouts]
- [screams] The Gumbus got Leo!
- [grunting]
There's no such thing as a... [grunts] Gumbus!
You?
What's the big idea?
- I'm sorry! I thought you were the Gumbus.
Wait, are you turtles?
- We're not into labels.
All that matters is we're huge fans of your haunted videos.
- Always great to meet my fans--in any form.
Did you subscribe and donate?
- No, but we've been thinking about meaning to.
- So can you tell us about this awesome ghost?
- Or "figment" of your imagination.
- Perfect timing. I was about to vlog about that.
The Gumbus.
It all goes back to ancient times:
1987!
[Mikey shouts]
I'll spare you the gory details.
The greatest stock boy this store has ever seen,
Jeremiah Gumbus...
got crunched in the chains of the milk processing plant!
- [screams] - What happened
to sparing the gory details?
- Chain and soul combined, and now,
as the chain-laden Gumbus,
he haunts the aisles of the store.
Legend has it the only way to free the Gumbus
from his eternal torment is...huh?
[screams]
[distorted static and roaring]
[shouts] The Gumbus!
- Yeah! - What?
- [whimpering]
- [screaming]
- What? - Whoa!
- Uh...
- Got a simple answer for that, Leon?
- Ugh!
Obviously he's behind the cans.
Uh, yeah. [chuckles]
[stammers] It can't be. No, no, no, no, no.
This can't be happening.
There's gotta be an explanation!
[Gumbus cackles]
Huh?
- Anybody there?
- [whimpering]
- [grunts]
[liquid squelching]
Uh...a turkey?
♪ ♪
- I'm alive! - [babbles]
It's a talking turkey. - Guys, it's me, Stockboy.
The Gumbus trapped me in here. Hold on a second.
[clears throat] Hey, fans.
It's me, Stockboy. - This is happening.
- That's right. - [laughs]
This is really happening. - I know, right?
Hide behind the giblets. I'll smash you out!
- No! You'll destroy my soul. And mess up my inventory.
The only way to expel Gumbus build his greatest creation:
the Liberty Stack. You'll need to access my video,
subscribe and donate, and--
- I've seen that 1,000 times for free!
I can do it. - Whoo-hoo!
Come on, guys!
[object whistles] Whoa!
Whoa...
- Oh, no. - Oh, boy.
[eerie droning]
[fast-paced music]
- [grunts] - Oh!
Mikey! - Cover me.
[grunting]
♪ ♪
- Mikey, hurry! [impact thudding]
[both grunting]
- [shouts]
- This is exactly what the real Michelangelo went through
when he created stuff.
And we're basically the same level of artist.
Ta-da.
♪ ♪
[both shout] - [laughing]
- We--we did it! - Whoo!
Mikey, you appeased the Gumbus!
- Hah. What can I say? I'm the best.
Huh?
[both groan quietly]
- [gasps] [chain rattles]
- [gasps] Huh?
[can rattles]
- Uh...Mikey, use my flashlight!
- [grunts] - [gasps]
- [stuttering]
- [shrieks]
- [echoing] Gumbus!
- [wailing]
[otherworldly shrieking]
[all scream]
both: Flee!
- [screams] - Oh, I hate this, I hate this!
- [shrieks] - [laughs excitedly]
- [roars]
[April laughing, Mikey screaming]
[all shouting]
[growls]
♪ ♪
- Where's the exit? [grunting]
- Incoming, Mikey! - No, no, no, no!
- Wait, I've got you, Mikey! - How long is this
freezer aisle? - [shouts]
- Gumbus!
♪ ♪
- He's gonna block us in. - Whoo! Yes!
- [screaming] - Ramming speed!
- [groans] - Mikey!
- Hiyah!
[all shouting and grunting]
- [grunts] - [shouts]
- Look, guys, it'll be fine. You know how these things go.
As long as we stick together and don't split up,
we'll be okay.
[both gasp] - [roars]
[both screaming]
- Since this is my first time being wrong,
is it always this scary? - [shrieks] Yes!
But now that thing's got April,
and I've got the only thing that can stop it.
Get thee back to the netherworld, fiend.
[rapid samba music]
- [roaring]
- It's working, it's working!
And I don't even know what it's plugged in to.
- Yes, get him! Get that chain-laden doofus.
♪ ♪
[air hissing]
- A robot?
- Aha, right?
The simple answer. I was right!
I was right! I was right! - Oh, man.
- I was right! I was right! - I was scared of something
that doesn't even exist.
[mechanical roar]
- [whimpers] Real stuff is scary enough as it is.
[both grunt]
Defend yourself. [grunts]
- [grunts]
[shouts]
both: Oh, no.
- [cackles mechanically]
- [drawling] Apri-i-l O'Neil!
Ooh, you're gonna wish you were a ghost, Gumbus!
[percussive music] - [roars]
- Salami!
♪ ♪
- Ow!
- What? You?
- Duh.
He's literally 100% of the people
we know from this place.
What's this?
Ugh, you were recording the whole thing, weren't you?
- I had to because of cheapskates like you
who watch my videos but never subscribe and donate.
- What?
So you did all of this for money?
- [sighs] Look, this is my parents' store.
They don't even pay me to work here.
But there's big bucks in hoaxes.
- Looks like you're done, hoss.
We'll be taking the footage with us.
- What?
[sighs] You'll pay for this.
You will rue the day you crossed young man genius
Baxter Stockboy!
[thunder booms]
- Wait a minute. Your name is Stockboy
and you're a stock boy?
[all laugh]
- I'll teach you to laugh at me!
[cackles]
Now you will feel the wrath of--
- Baxter? Are you in there?
You were supposed to be home an hour ago!
What happened to the store?
- Oh, no, guys. It's my parents.
- Tell us if you got grounded in your next video, okay?
- Be sure to subscribe and donate?
- Baxter! Why does a turkey have a selfie stick?