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- ♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

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♪ Rising up against evil
paint the city green ♪

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♪ Raph is ready for a fight
Leo's making a scene ♪

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♪ Mikey's got mad skills
Donnie rocks machines ♪

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♪ With each other
they discover ♪

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♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

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♪ Cowabunga ♪

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♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

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♪ Rise ♪

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[announcer with Japanese
accent] Scorpion treadmill!

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- Congrats on
the acting job, April.

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I'm so happy for you,
I could punch a rainbow.

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- It's just a tiny basic
cable show.

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- [grumbles] Not so tiny.

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It knocked "Scorpion Treadmill"
out of its time slot.

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- Say, how'd you like to sit
in the front row, Ralph?

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- Okay!
- [giggles]

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[upbeat music playing]

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- [chuckles]
- Hi, kids!

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It's time for
"The Laughy Fun-Time Hour

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with Mrs. Cuddles"!

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- Mm?
[eerie music]

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- [echoing]
Let's be friends forever.

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- What? [whimpers]

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[distorted screaming]

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[screams] No!
[heavy thud]

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Not Mrs. Cuddles!
- It's just as good

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as I thought it would be.

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- Hey, you guys know
I can't watch this.

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- Is my acting that bad?
- No, no, no.

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It ain't you, April, it's--
- Let's be friends forever!

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- [shrieks]

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[shouts]

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[groans]

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- [laughs] Raph's fear-flops
make me laugh every time.

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- [growls]

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- Oh, red one.
- What?

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You think I'm afraid
of Mrs. Cuddles?

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Uh, I'm just upset
about something else,

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which I'll think of
what that is later.

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- Be nice, guys.

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You know, I bet a sandwich
would make you feel better,

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Raph.

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- [giggles]
- [yelps]

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- Wish I had sandwiches
for brothers.

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Be better than those jerks.

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Okay, sure,
I'm a little jumpy, all right?

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But afraid?
Raph don't do afraid.

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[shrieks] It's in the lair!

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[grunts, gasps]

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[grunting repeatedly]

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[shouts, growls]

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[all chuckling]
- Oh, I'm enjoying this.

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- The guys tell me Mrs. Cuddles
totally freaks you out,

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so I brought her over
in a trunk for a sweet prank.

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- Hey, no hard feelings,
okay, big brother?

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"Let's be fwends fowever!"
[laughing]

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[squeaker squeaking]

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- Good one, making
my heart almost explode.

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[sobbing] And for the record,
these are tears of laughter.

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[tearfully]
I'm laughing at you.

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[chilling music]

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[shudders] You got this, Raph.

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Forget about her evil eyes

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and those floppy ears
that are always taunting you.

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[squeaker squeaks,
Raph gasps]

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Hey, where'd she go?

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[gasps]

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I--I must've forgot
I put it there.

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Yeah, that's it.

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Mmm. Hmm?

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- Who wants a pickle-wickle?

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[cackling]
- It's alive!

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[shouts] And getting bigger!

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- Howdy-hi, big screamer.

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Usually, I hear
giggles all day,

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but what I love is screams!

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They make me grow
and grow and grow!

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- [shouts] You guys!
Mrs. Cuddles is real!

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- Scaredy-pants say wha?

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- What?

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Okay, fine, you were right.

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I am afraid of Mrs. Cuddles!

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But it turns out,
she's really real.

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- Okay, we get it.
We took the joke too far.

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- [sighs] Watch!

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Okay, demon.
Reveal yourself!

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[squeaker squeaks]

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[mysterious music]

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- When you're ready to grow up
and be an adult, Raphael,

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we'll be in the arcade.

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- Guys, don't leave me alone
with the...

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It's only a bunny.
You can do this.

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Just show her
you're not afraid of her.

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[intense music]

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[screams]

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- Agh, bunny on every show.
And commercial?

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I mean, come on, who buys
an SUV from a bunny?

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- Have you seen Mrs. Cuddles?

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She's vanished.

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She's out there
just waiting to pounce.

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- [giggles]
- [screams]

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Save yourself!

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- I will never marry
any of them off.

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[hip-hop beats]
- [grunts]

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- Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

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- [grunts]
[all shout]

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I can't find Mrs. Cuddles!
- You lost the puppet?

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Oh, man, I am so fired.
I'll check the kitchen.

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- If you're gonna go,
take a bat!

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Or the Turtle Tank.

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Hey! And don't scream!

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- Hmm-mm.

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[groans] How could you
lose cuddles, April?

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[grunts]

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[grunts, groans]
- Hey, I know you from work!

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- Not funny, Raf.

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That is the worst
Mrs. Cuddles impression

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I have ever heard.
Hey, there you are.

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- [giggles]

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- [screams]

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- [sighs]
Which project to work on:

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The self-cleaning toothpick

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or the titanium bust of myself?

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Like I need to ask.

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Huh?

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[sarcastically] Oh, dear me.
Gasp. It is Mrs. Cuddles.

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Nice try, Raph.
Come on out.

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- No Raphy.
- Ah!

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- Just wittle old me.

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[flatly]
Oh, my banana pancakes.

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Huh, I don't know
which is crazier:

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a talking puppet or Raph
actually being right

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about something.

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- [giggles] You're kooky.

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Now, give me a scream!

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- A scream?
But you're so cute.

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Why would I...
[babbles]

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[saw whirs]

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[metallic clang]

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[dramatic musical sting]

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[screams]

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- Thank you for my scream!

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- Help! Help! Help!
- Donnie!

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- Help!
- [whimpers]

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I really, really hope this
is another prank, Donnie.

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[metallic clattering]

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Ah! Donnie!

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[exhales] It's just
Donnie's head.

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- Penny for your thoughts,
Raphy!

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- [whimpers] Where's Donnie?

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- In a happy place
where he'll scream

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and I can grow forever.

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And now, you're gonna join him!
[saw whirring]

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[cackles]
- [grunts]

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[both grunting]

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- [screaming]

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[echoing clang]

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Ah! [panting]

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[shouts]

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- Hiyah! [giggles]

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- [grunts]

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[struggling]

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[grunts]

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- [groans]

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- [pants] Thanks,
Donnie's head.

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- [sniffles]
You're such a meanie.

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- No!
- [grunts]

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- Ugh, you feel so oogy!

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- No, n--gah! [growls]

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- [panting]

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- Ugh! Hey.

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- Now to lock you up till
I figure out

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how to shrink you
and get you back in your trunk.

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[muttering] She's gotta be
strong enough

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to hold King Kong.
No, no, no.

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Way stronger.
She'd demolish Kong.

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[stammering]

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Carry the six...
[muttering indistinctly]

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- Whoa, we really broke
this poor guy.

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Wanna skateboard?

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- [sighs] I left
my napping robe here

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when I was playing
"Zombie Unicorn."

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- Sorry, Pops.
There's a great evil in there

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that I'm protecting us from.

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- Why didn't you say so,
red one?

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I'll guard the door
while you grab the weapons.

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- Great idea!

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- [grunts approvingly]

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- [giggles]

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- It's gonna be okay, Raphy.
There's no way that bunny can--

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[whimpering] Oh, boy.

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- Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

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[hip-hop beats]

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Ha-ha--ah!

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[grunts]

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[whimpers]
- You're real?

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- I hope you two scream
as loud as the red one.

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[both scream continuously]

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- Hiyah!

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[screaming continues]

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[cloth stretching]

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[giggles]

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- [screams]

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[impact lands]

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- So when she kept growing,

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that wasn't a clue
to stop screaming?

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- Sorry, but hopefully
Raph heard me.

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- Astronauts heard you.

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[Mikey screaming]

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- Why can't we just
scream for help now?

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Oh, right.
We scream, she grows.

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Not smart. Got it.
- I'm starting to think

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this prank was a bad idea.

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- I'm sorry if we got off
on the wrong foot, but

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please don't hurt me.

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[tense music]

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[whimpers]

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- [giggles]
You're such a silly Billy.

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[giggles]

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- Whoa.
You're huge.

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Uh, I see you met Mikey.

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Wait, where is everyone?

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- [giggles]
Don't you worry about them.

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- Look, sure, you scared me
at first, but now?

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Now I see you're nothing but
an average, everyday

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ginormous bully.

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And Raph ain't afraid
of bullies!

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- We'll see about that.

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[grunts]

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- Uh-oh.
- Hiyah!

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- [grunts]

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[growls]

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- Oh!

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[grunts]

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[laughs maniacally]

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- [screams]

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[grunts]

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- [laughing]
Look at you, Red!

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- No! No giggles.
I hate giggles.

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Stop giggling!

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- [laughs]

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No one roughs up my family

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or interrupts my TV regimen.

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You made a powerful enemy,
rabbit.

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- [grunts]

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[both grunting]

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00:10:02,367 --> 00:10:03,919
- Hiyah!

257
00:10:03,988 --> 00:10:06,677
Hiyah!
- [grunts]

258
00:10:06,746 --> 00:10:07,712
- Hiyah!
- [groans]

259
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:08,781
- [shouts]

260
00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:11,333
- Oh--ow!
- Ow! [spits]

261
00:10:11,401 --> 00:10:12,677
Why?

262
00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:15,401
- Ooh, someone has
a case of cottonmouth.

263
00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:16,850
[laughing]

264
00:10:16,919 --> 00:10:19,677
[air hissing]
- [groaning]

265
00:10:19,746 --> 00:10:22,229
- Wait. She's getting smaller.

266
00:10:22,298 --> 00:10:25,298
- Stop! You're just like
those kids on my show.

267
00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:28,539
Their giggles steal my power.
[screams]

268
00:10:28,608 --> 00:10:30,333
[all grunting]

269
00:10:30,401 --> 00:10:33,367
- Keep at it, Pops.
The laughing shrinks her.

270
00:10:33,436 --> 00:10:37,091
- How can I laugh when that
bunny is so ferocious?

271
00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,022
[laughing]

272
00:10:40,091 --> 00:10:42,608
I'm sorry, I couldn't say
that with a straight face.

273
00:10:42,677 --> 00:10:44,815
[laughs]
- Hiy--

274
00:10:44,884 --> 00:10:46,574
- Ha!
- [groans]

275
00:10:46,643 --> 00:10:49,505
Oof!
[grunts, squeaks]

276
00:10:49,574 --> 00:10:51,850
Oh, just don't put me
back in my trunk

277
00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:54,712
and send me back to the kids!

278
00:10:54,781 --> 00:10:57,470
- [chuckles] Hey,
that's a great idea.

279
00:10:57,539 --> 00:11:00,608
So great, I wanna scream
about how great it is.

280
00:11:00,677 --> 00:11:02,401
But I won't.

281
00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,781
So long, pal!

282
00:11:04,850 --> 00:11:06,608
Let's be friends for never.

283
00:11:06,677 --> 00:11:08,712
[both laugh]
- Good one.

284
00:11:08,781 --> 00:11:10,850
- "For never."
- Guys?

285
00:11:10,919 --> 00:11:13,608
- Anybody there?
- Can somebody untie us?

286
00:11:13,677 --> 00:11:15,333
- I'm afraid of togetherness.

287
00:11:15,401 --> 00:11:18,712
- [chuckles] We will
get right to that.

288
00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:21,091
[suppresses laughter]
Eventually.

289
00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,677
[laughs]