- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
[announcer with Japanese accent] Scorpion treadmill!
- Congrats on the acting job, April.
I'm so happy for you, I could punch a rainbow.
- It's just a tiny basic cable show.
- [grumbles] Not so tiny.
It knocked "Scorpion Treadmill" out of its time slot.
- Say, how'd you like to sit in the front row, Ralph?
- Okay! - [giggles]
[upbeat music playing]
- [chuckles] - Hi, kids!
It's time for "The Laughy Fun-Time Hour
with Mrs. Cuddles"!
- Mm? [eerie music]
- [echoing] Let's be friends forever.
- What? [whimpers]
[distorted screaming]
[screams] No! [heavy thud]
Not Mrs. Cuddles! - It's just as good
as I thought it would be.
- Hey, you guys know I can't watch this.
- Is my acting that bad? - No, no, no.
It ain't you, April, it's-- - Let's be friends forever!
- [shrieks]
[shouts]
[groans]
- [laughs] Raph's fear-flops make me laugh every time.
- [growls]
- Oh, red one. - What?
You think I'm afraid of Mrs. Cuddles?
Uh, I'm just upset about something else,
which I'll think of what that is later.
- Be nice, guys.
You know, I bet a sandwich would make you feel better,
Raph.
- [giggles] - [yelps]
- Wish I had sandwiches for brothers.
Be better than those jerks.
Okay, sure, I'm a little jumpy, all right?
But afraid? Raph don't do afraid.
[shrieks] It's in the lair!
[grunts, gasps]
[grunting repeatedly]
[shouts, growls]
[all chuckling] - Oh, I'm enjoying this.
- The guys tell me Mrs. Cuddles totally freaks you out,
so I brought her over in a trunk for a sweet prank.
- Hey, no hard feelings, okay, big brother?
"Let's be fwends fowever!" [laughing]
[squeaker squeaking]
- Good one, making my heart almost explode.
[sobbing] And for the record, these are tears of laughter.
[tearfully] I'm laughing at you.
[chilling music]
[shudders] You got this, Raph.
Forget about her evil eyes
and those floppy ears that are always taunting you.
[squeaker squeaks, Raph gasps]
Hey, where'd she go?
[gasps]
I--I must've forgot I put it there.
Yeah, that's it.
Mmm. Hmm?
- Who wants a pickle-wickle?
[cackling] - It's alive!
[shouts] And getting bigger!
- Howdy-hi, big screamer.
Usually, I hear giggles all day,
but what I love is screams!
They make me grow and grow and grow!
- [shouts] You guys! Mrs. Cuddles is real!
- Scaredy-pants say wha?
- What?
Okay, fine, you were right.
I am afraid of Mrs. Cuddles!
But it turns out, she's really real.
- Okay, we get it. We took the joke too far.
- [sighs] Watch!
Okay, demon. Reveal yourself!
[squeaker squeaks]
[mysterious music]
- When you're ready to grow up and be an adult, Raphael,
we'll be in the arcade.
- Guys, don't leave me alone with the...
It's only a bunny. You can do this.
Just show her you're not afraid of her.
[intense music]
[screams]
- Agh, bunny on every show. And commercial?
I mean, come on, who buys an SUV from a bunny?
- Have you seen Mrs. Cuddles?
She's vanished.
She's out there just waiting to pounce.
- [giggles] - [screams]
Save yourself!
- I will never marry any of them off.
[hip-hop beats] - [grunts]
- Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
- [grunts] [all shout]
I can't find Mrs. Cuddles! - You lost the puppet?
Oh, man, I am so fired. I'll check the kitchen.
- If you're gonna go, take a bat!
Or the Turtle Tank.
Hey! And don't scream!
- Hmm-mm.
[groans] How could you lose cuddles, April?
[grunts]
[grunts, groans] - Hey, I know you from work!
- Not funny, Raf.
That is the worst Mrs. Cuddles impression
I have ever heard. Hey, there you are.
- [giggles]
- [screams]
- [sighs] Which project to work on:
The self-cleaning toothpick
or the titanium bust of myself?
Like I need to ask.
Huh?
[sarcastically] Oh, dear me. Gasp. It is Mrs. Cuddles.
Nice try, Raph. Come on out.
- No Raphy. - Ah!
- Just wittle old me.
[flatly] Oh, my banana pancakes.
Huh, I don't know which is crazier:
a talking puppet or Raph actually being right
about something.
- [giggles] You're kooky.
Now, give me a scream!
- A scream? But you're so cute.
Why would I... [babbles]
[saw whirs]
[metallic clang]
[dramatic musical sting]
[screams]
- Thank you for my scream!
- Help! Help! Help! - Donnie!
- Help! - [whimpers]
I really, really hope this is another prank, Donnie.
[metallic clattering]
Ah! Donnie!
[exhales] It's just Donnie's head.
- Penny for your thoughts, Raphy!
- [whimpers] Where's Donnie?
- In a happy place where he'll scream
and I can grow forever.
And now, you're gonna join him! [saw whirring]
[cackles] - [grunts]
[both grunting]
- [screaming]
[echoing clang]
Ah! [panting]
[shouts]
- Hiyah! [giggles]
- [grunts]
[struggling]
[grunts]
- [groans]
- [pants] Thanks, Donnie's head.
- [sniffles] You're such a meanie.
- No! - [grunts]
- Ugh, you feel so oogy!
- No, n--gah! [growls]
- [panting]
- Ugh! Hey.
- Now to lock you up till I figure out
how to shrink you and get you back in your trunk.
[muttering] She's gotta be strong enough
to hold King Kong. No, no, no.
Way stronger. She'd demolish Kong.
[stammering]
Carry the six... [muttering indistinctly]
- Whoa, we really broke this poor guy.
Wanna skateboard?
- [sighs] I left my napping robe here
when I was playing "Zombie Unicorn."
- Sorry, Pops. There's a great evil in there
that I'm protecting us from.
- Why didn't you say so, red one?
I'll guard the door while you grab the weapons.
- Great idea!
- [grunts approvingly]
- [giggles]
- It's gonna be okay, Raphy. There's no way that bunny can--
[whimpering] Oh, boy.
- Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
[hip-hop beats]
Ha-ha--ah!
[grunts]
[whimpers] - You're real?
- I hope you two scream as loud as the red one.
[both scream continuously]
- Hiyah!
[screaming continues]
[cloth stretching]
[giggles]
- [screams]
[impact lands]
- So when she kept growing,
that wasn't a clue to stop screaming?
- Sorry, but hopefully Raph heard me.
- Astronauts heard you.
[Mikey screaming]
- Why can't we just scream for help now?
Oh, right. We scream, she grows.
Not smart. Got it. - I'm starting to think
this prank was a bad idea.
- I'm sorry if we got off on the wrong foot, but
please don't hurt me.
[tense music]
[whimpers]
- [giggles] You're such a silly Billy.
[giggles]
- Whoa. You're huge.
Uh, I see you met Mikey.
Wait, where is everyone?
- [giggles] Don't you worry about them.
- Look, sure, you scared me at first, but now?
Now I see you're nothing but an average, everyday
ginormous bully.
And Raph ain't afraid of bullies!
- We'll see about that.
[grunts]
- Uh-oh. - Hiyah!
- [grunts]
[growls]
- Oh!
[grunts]
[laughs maniacally]
- [screams]
[grunts]
- [laughing] Look at you, Red!
- No! No giggles. I hate giggles.
Stop giggling!
- [laughs]
No one roughs up my family
or interrupts my TV regimen.
You made a powerful enemy, rabbit.
- [grunts]
[both grunting]
- Hiyah!
Hiyah! - [grunts]
- Hiyah! - [groans]
- [shouts]
- Oh--ow! - Ow! [spits]
Why?
- Ooh, someone has a case of cottonmouth.
[laughing]
[air hissing] - [groaning]
- Wait. She's getting smaller.
- Stop! You're just like those kids on my show.
Their giggles steal my power. [screams]
[all grunting]
- Keep at it, Pops. The laughing shrinks her.
- How can I laugh when that bunny is so ferocious?
[laughing]
I'm sorry, I couldn't say that with a straight face.
[laughs] - Hiy--
- Ha! - [groans]
Oof! [grunts, squeaks]
Oh, just don't put me back in my trunk
and send me back to the kids!
- [chuckles] Hey, that's a great idea.
So great, I wanna scream about how great it is.
But I won't.
So long, pal!
Let's be friends for never.
[both laugh] - Good one.
- "For never." - Guys?
- Anybody there? - Can somebody untie us?
- I'm afraid of togetherness.
- [chuckles] We will get right to that.
[suppresses laughter] Eventually.
[laughs]