- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
- My inventions were meant to do good,
not evil!
- What have you done to my body,
my perfect body?
[all groaning]
[all grunt]
- Why did you do this, Raph?
- You know, even for you,
this feels like a poorly thought-through idea.
- Oh, is this what it feels like to have a dad bod?
- Calm down. This is gonna be awesome.
Being stuck together is gonna force us
to work together as a team.
- This is a team-building exercise?
- How are we gonna get unglued?
- Relax, I'm sure you have a formula
to get us unstuck, Donnie.
- Actually, I do not have a formula.
My FAB spray is still in beta.
- FAB? - F-A-B, foam agent bonding.
It's state-of-the-art.
It could change the entire... - Not this again.
You see, Raph, usually when Donnie's in speech mode,
I could just run away, but now [laughs] I'm stuck.
- Donnie detection, a crime is in progress.
Donnie detection...
- Yes, a mission.
It's go time.
[all grunt]
Stop!
We need to work as a team to get to Donnie's computer.
Mikey, step.
- [grunts]
- Donnie, step.
- [grunts]
- There we go, teamwork.
- Oh!
- [gasps]
- Donnie, what's your password?
- I am not telling you that.
Just let me enter it.
- How? You don't have any hands.
- Try "I love my family."
[computer beeps]
Try "I love my brothers."
[computer beeps]
- Stop! It's not that.
It's--it's "Bootyshaker9000,"
capital B and three Ys in "booty."
[all snicker]
- What? You know I love to dance.
Not going to apologize for that.
- Someone's breaking into the Museum of Art and Framing.
- Ooh, art thieves.
- Classy.
- Let's move.
To the Turtle Tank!
[all grunting]
Everybody suck in.
- Hmm, let's use the shell hogs.
all: Yes!
What's a shell hog?
- [sighs]
Did none of you read
the tank's instruction manual I gave you?
both: Shred, shred, shred!
- How does it handle so much paper?
- It's on my to-do list.
- Just push that button on the side.
[melodic beeping]
all: Awesome!
- Why are there only two?
- I'm afraid I've not gotten around to making the rest.
Maybe they'll come out during the holiday season,
so you know they're special.
- Donnie, these are amazing,
and I know everything I say sounds sarcastic,
but I'm being completely genuine--this time.
- Let's ride.
[engine revving]
[tires squealing]
- If we can make this work and stop these art thieves,
we'll be the perfect team.
[explosion]
Everyone keep your eyes open.
Let me know if you see anything suspicious.
- [babbling]
both: I saw something move.
- Over on the left. - Over on the right.
both: No, this way.
- Great plan, Raph.
Now instead of being able to investigate two leads,
we are stuck together.
- Shh, no, this is what teamwork is.
"We put aside our individual goals
to do what's best for the team."
- Why do you sound like you're reading?
- Let's follow Mikey's lead first.
[all groan]
- Careful, don't break anything.
- Ah!
- No, no. - Oh, no.
[all sigh]
- Oh!
[all groaning]
- Whoa.
- No, no, no, no.
No!
[loud crash]
- [babbling]
- Mutant silverfish?
They're into art?
- This should be easy.
Turtle FAB, attack!
[explosion]
- Flawless entry.
Now to--oh, what happened to you lot?
Did some creepy doctor man chop you into tiny bits
and then sew you back together?
- What? No. It's team-building.
- Oh, yes, team-building.
My former hippo assistant Doug and I
used to love to team-build.
- I'm giving you one chance to get out of here before we--
- Foot face guys?
- It's those flame face foot foes, fellas.
- What happened to you guys?
Did a doctor cut you up and then--
- Is there a creepy doctor running around
that we don't know about?
- [laughs] Looks like you've got to choose
between me or them,
a classic wellington's choice.
- He's getting away into that exhibit on the occult.
Quick, follow him.
- Hurry!
Let's get the device while these idiots
are stuck together.
- It's team-building!
- Why are we stuck together
when there are literally three villains?
- Make that four!
Warren Stone, the biggest, baddest of them all
is here to get in on the--
- Hey, guy?
Can you give us a minute?
We've got a lot on our plate here.
- We need to go after the flame heads.
- No, Hypno.
- No, stop me!
- Flame heads. - Hypno.
- Enough!
We deal with the problem that's in front of us,
like the perfect theme.
Theam?
- Well, that makes perfect sense.
Okay, theam, what are we gonna do?
- We roll!
- Roll what?
- Us. Get on our side.
It's bouldering time.
- Whoa, oh!
[both squeal]
- Ow!
- Ow. - Whoa.
- Oh, no, no.
- [screams]
- Ugh, ow.
- Guys, I--
I don't feel so good.
- Stop!
[screams]
[both squeal]
- I just missed it.
- No, no, no, no, no, wait.
[pinball machine clanking]
- You missed it.
- It's always my face.
- [groans]
- Focus. We roll as a team.
[both squeal]
It's working. - We're doing it.
- Keep rolling, boys.
- Nailed it.
- Good job, team.
We saved the place.
- Please never make me boulder again.
[explosion] - Ha, even Mount Ngauruhoe
would be envious of that explosion.
- Hypno.
We gotta hurry.
- With the power of the first witch,
I'll be able to resurrect Doug,
and then together we can--
- Okay, Hypno.
Time to send you back to--
I mean, time to make you--
- Wait, wait, wait, I got it.
Turn me.
Hypno, time to send you back--
- Mezmer-roo!
- He's gonna hypnotize me. Turn!
- Ah, turn!
- Turn.
- Turn me.
- Now that you're under my control,
how about you leave this place and--
- We're not under your control.
- Yes, master.
- Oh, brother.
- Donnie and Mikey, he can't hypnotize us.
Let's get him.
[grunts]
- Huh, that's a little too close.
Stop right there!
- I'm sorry, what?
I can't hear you.
- [yells]
- Oh, no, not again.
[groans]
[groaning]
[coughs]
- Ugh, what happened?
- We stopped him.
- Ah, like the perfect team.
- No!
No more terrible team-building ideas.
both: Whoa.
- [groans]
- One set of bad guys left.
- Will this nightmare never end?
- This is really gonna hurt ya.
- That's not good.
[electric zapping]
- Ugh, oh.
- Yes, we're free!
- That's not good.
- I missed you guys.
- Oh, no one needs to be that close to their family.
No offense.
- You moron, blast them again.
[electric zapping]
- [gasps]
- Oh, no.
- Raph, what are you doing?
- Ah!
Ugh. [whimpers]
- Oh, no.
- Raph, Raph, you okay, buddy?
- Yeah, man, I ju-- I just really thought
this would bring us together.
The FAB was a stupid idea.
Let's do your guy's thing and split up.
- No, your plan worked.
We're a better team now.
- Yeah, what if we didn't split up?
What if we got the FAB four back together?
- Sure, but how?
- Finally, I'm free!
- Let's use this rope.
- [groans]
I am not a belt. - Let's do this.
- I'm greatest foe you've ever faced!
- Ugh.
Ah!
[loud thud]
- Cowabunga!
Ahh!
- [growls]
- Let's shred, boys.
- This is my nightmare!
- [gasps]
[screams]
Stop that! Move out of the way!
- FAB mode is awesome.
- Now we are the perfect team.
[all cheer]
- Go, team theam.
- Finally, I'm free.
Ooh.
This will work nicely.
Ah!
[chuckles]
- Ow! Get--get away, bird!
- [squawks]
- [laughs]
Ugh!