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- ♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

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♪ Rising up against evil
paint the city green ♪

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♪ Raph is ready for a fight
Leo's making a scene ♪

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♪ Mikey's got mad skills
Donnie rocks machines ♪

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♪ With each other
they discover ♪

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♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

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♪ Cowabunga ♪

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♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

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♪ Rise ♪

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[whimsical music]

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[overlapping chatter]

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- [exhales]

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all: Yay!

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- Happy birthday!

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- Yeah!

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- It's your birthday,
Tanya Melendez.

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Happy birthday,
Tanya Melendez.

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Now that you are 6 1/2 years
old, you're a big girl.

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You're such a big girl,
Tanya Melendez.

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- [laughs]

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Thanks for the wheels, kiddo.

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Now for your prize:

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the cheat code
for the dance machine is

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left, left, left, left,
left, left, and left.

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Engage wheels.

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Vroom, vroom.

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[rock music]

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Hello, handsome.

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New bod, here I come.

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[tires squealing]

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[laughs]

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- Oh.
- What?

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[electricity crackling]

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Yah!

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Buongiorno,kiddies.

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Guess who's back?

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- No!

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[children screaming]

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- Hey, where's everybody going?

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- [chuckles]

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- [screams]

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Traitorous fiend.

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What do you want with robots

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from failed
Albearto's franchises?

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- Failed?

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Our only failure was letting
humans run everything.

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[device beeping]

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Now you're under
new management.

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Pa-tooey!

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[electricity zapping]

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Look at all
these fuzzy friends.

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Let's go find some more.

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- [singing opera music]

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- No.

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- Oh, not--not good.

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- That belongs in a sewer.

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- Oh, please, my sons,
let me be in your band.

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- [deep voice]
No, thanks.

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We can't groove to, uh,

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this whole situation,
big daddy.

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- Uh, you hit your head?

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Why you talking like that?

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- If you want to be soul,
you gotta live soul.

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- But if we need an overbearing
manager who robs us blind,

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we'll give you a call,
mm-kay?

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- Okay, fine.

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I'll just start another family
and join their band.

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- [deep voice]
All right, babies.

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Let's boogie down.

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Our adoring public awaits.

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Albeartoland ain't gonna
grand open itself.

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- How did we get
this sweet gig, again?

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- Well, I may or may not
have intercepted

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a little email addressed

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to a certain Justin B at yeah,
comma that one dot com.

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- Hey, I don't want
to get ahead of myself,

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but our music is so new it's
like it's from outer space.

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- Yeah, our
electro/soul/rap/glam rock

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is too good to quantify.

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- Once we leave this lair,

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our music is gonna
change everything.

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- Let's harmonize
for good luck.

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♪ Now ♪

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- ♪ Whaa ♪

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- Mmm, drop!

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- [beatboxing]

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all: Nailed it.

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- Albeartoland,
prepare to be blown away.

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- Albeardo,
courageous pirate captain

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from Albeardo's
Squid and Chips.

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Welcome.

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- I put the "arr"
in tartar sauce.

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[laughs]

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- Bayou Bearto.

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Your gumbo was jumbo.

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- Po'boy, catfish, guarantee.

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- Okay?

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Chef Albear from
La Petite Albear.

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They said it was crazy to mix
animatronics with fine dining.

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- Sadly, they were right.

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C'est la vie.

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- And finally
Otto von Bearto

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from Otto von Bearto's
Best Wurst House.

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- Try meinstrudel.

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Ooh, it's like
a blitzkrieg of flavor.

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- My Beartos, today we rise
like our gourmet dough.

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No longer will we
be dipped in fry oil.

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No longer will our strudels

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be force-fed
into our speaker systems.

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We shall liberate all robots,

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beginning with the legions of
our brothers at Albeartoland!

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- Yar!

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- Guarantee.
- Wunderbar.

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- Quid be a robot.

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- Yay!

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- I won!

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- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!

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- Over here!

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- Uh-uh, let me go.

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- Okay, look,
I'm excited for the gig,

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but this place is crawling
with Albeartos.

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- So?

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- Last time we met one,

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things didn't go so well,
remember?

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- I do not.

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- You turned a cuddly
animatronic bear

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into a psychotic robot
bent on destroying us.

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No? Got April fired?
Mm-mm, nothing? Hmm?

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- That does not
sound like me, no.

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- [laughs]

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- [laughs]

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I'll wake up our brother bots.

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You go show these humans
what life will be like

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in the age of Albearto!

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- Guarantee.
- Wunderbar.

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[suspenseful music]

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[electricity zapping]

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Wower!

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[all screaming]

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- [yelling indistinctly]

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[many people screaming]

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- Can you hear that?

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This crowd is wild
for us, guys.

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- We are so good,
we don't even need to play

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to make people
go crazy, baby.

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- Are you boys ready
for our lives to change?

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- Hello, Albeartol--
[screams]

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- Woot, there it is, our first
bloodcurdling shrieks of love.

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- Those bots
are ruining our gig.

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- As well as harassing hundreds
and hundreds of people.

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- Which is ruining our gig.

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- Let's get 'em.

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- [screaming]
- [screaming]

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[electricity zapping]

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- Yah!

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- Holy cannoli,
I wish I could speed things up.

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[gasps]

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If I can get to the central
control diddily-do,

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then I can unleash
all of my brothers at once.

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- [laughing]

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- [gasping]

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[whimpers]

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[gasps]

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- It's one thing
to trap innocent people

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in a park of doom...

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Yah!
- Oh!

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[bell dings]

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- It's another
to ruin our first gig.

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- Bonjour.

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- Flingabunga!

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- Whoo-hoo.
[groans]

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[all whimpering]

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- Yar be walking
the plank today.

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- Mizzenmast!

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- Yar, argh!

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[all screaming]

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- ♪ Ah, oh ♪
- Huh?

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- Did someone
call soul patrol?

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- Jambalaya guarantee.

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- Cowabunga!

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- [groans]

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- [growls]

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[laughs]

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All right,
we beat those Beartos.

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- Yeah, but we lost
all our loving fans.

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[all screaming]

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- Hey, uh, what's that
vaguely familiar guy doing?

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- You can't stop me
from freeing my chums.

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No one can!

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[electricity zapping]

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Let's spice up these meatballs!

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[laughs]

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[loud beeping]

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[both grunting]

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- These animatronic stereotypes
are ruining our gig.

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- [laughs]

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At last, humans
will be our mascots,

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our servers, our entertainers,

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and we will not tip!

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The only thing in our way
is these turtles.

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Shred them!

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[all scream]

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[all grunting]

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- This gig stinks!

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Why did we even start
a band in the first place?

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- Because we wanted
to change the world

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and bring people joy
with our eclectic sound.

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- And is there any reason

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why that shouldn't work
for animatronic robots?

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- No, no, I cannot
think of one.

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- Listen up, y'all.

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We dedicate this groove

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to all you beautiful bear bots
out there.

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Hit it.

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[mellow guitar music]

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- All right, Beartos, time
to get your circuits jammed!

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[electronic beats]

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- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

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♪ I don't wanna be
just another drone ♪

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♪ Living my life
like a robot clone ♪

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♪ I'm so genius to witness ♪

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♪ And my soul is free ♪

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[out of tune]
♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Whoo, ah ♪

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♪ Waa ♪

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- Ah, ah, ah, ah.

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- Put your feet up.

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[beatboxing]

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[electricity zapping]

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- Yar, it be worse than
a smooch from a sea hag!

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[electricity zapping]

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[gargling]

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- We will face our fate...

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[electricity zapping]

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Together!

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- Hey, what's going on?

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- We are blowing their minds.

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[disjointed guitar chord]

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- Beignet, who dat, guarantee--

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Wait, this terrible music
has restored my ability

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to speak clearly.

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Now at last I can live
the normal life I--

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[electricity zapping]

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- Guys, I think
this is working.

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- They do appear
to be more peaceful.

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- [screaming]

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[both sobbing]

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[electricity zapping]

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- Ooh, it's so awful.

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I want say something
dramatic and villainy,

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but my little bitty ears
can't take any more of this.

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You accursed turtles

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have bested--no, worsted me
yet again!

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[sobbing]

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- Oh, oh!

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00:11:04,906 --> 00:11:05,872
[car horn honks]

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[loud crash]

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- Guys, we did it.

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- We nailed our first gig.

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- We are the Mad Dogs.

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- Good night, Albeartoland.

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[microphone feedback]

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- Hungry?

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- Pizza?

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- Albearto's?

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- Guarantee!