1 00:00:07,862 --> 00:00:09,172 - ♪ Rise of the ♪ 2 00:00:09,241 --> 00:00:11,103 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 3 00:00:11,172 --> 00:00:12,206 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 4 00:00:12,275 --> 00:00:13,586 ♪ Rise of the ♪ 5 00:00:13,655 --> 00:00:15,448 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 6 00:00:15,517 --> 00:00:17,379 ♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪ 7 00:00:17,448 --> 00:00:19,206 ♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪ 8 00:00:19,275 --> 00:00:21,034 ♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪ 9 00:00:21,103 --> 00:00:23,275 ♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪ 10 00:00:23,344 --> 00:00:24,482 ♪ With each other they discover ♪ 11 00:00:24,551 --> 00:00:25,827 ♪ Their destiny and rise ♪ 12 00:00:25,896 --> 00:00:26,896 ♪ Cowabunga ♪ 13 00:00:26,965 --> 00:00:28,275 ♪ Rise of the ♪ 14 00:00:28,344 --> 00:00:30,068 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 15 00:00:30,137 --> 00:00:31,758 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 16 00:00:31,827 --> 00:00:34,448 ♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪ 17 00:00:34,517 --> 00:00:37,931 ♪ Rise ♪ 18 00:00:40,103 --> 00:00:41,758 - Wahh. - Ugh. 19 00:00:41,827 --> 00:00:43,517 - Ahh. - Ohh. 20 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:46,206 all: Ahh! Ugh! 21 00:00:46,275 --> 00:00:48,586 - Okay. So that did not go as planned. 22 00:00:48,655 --> 00:00:50,862 - Maybe not the result you wanted, 23 00:00:50,931 --> 00:00:52,931 but the result I expected. 24 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,310 Ow. 25 00:00:55,379 --> 00:00:58,896 - We are getting our butts kicked on an everything level. 26 00:00:58,965 --> 00:01:00,482 - We've gotta do something to help. 27 00:01:00,551 --> 00:01:02,379 They are scaring everyone out of the Bio-Dome. 28 00:01:02,448 --> 00:01:04,827 And you know what a fan I am of experiential learning. 29 00:01:04,896 --> 00:01:08,310 - Come on, Raph. Think of something useful. 30 00:01:08,379 --> 00:01:10,482 - I'm sorry, did you just say that out loud? 31 00:01:10,551 --> 00:01:12,724 - [sniffs] Do you smell that? 32 00:01:12,793 --> 00:01:13,931 [all sniffing] 33 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,448 - Ahh! - Duck. 34 00:01:15,517 --> 00:01:16,724 - More like crab. 35 00:01:16,793 --> 00:01:18,034 Whoa! 36 00:01:18,103 --> 00:01:19,206 - Ha! 37 00:01:19,275 --> 00:01:22,206 Ho-ho-ho-ho. Step one of our plan: 38 00:01:22,275 --> 00:01:24,586 disrupt a school field trip. 39 00:01:24,655 --> 00:01:28,000 - Step two: strike a pose. 40 00:01:28,068 --> 00:01:29,965 Ha! We are nailing this introduction. 41 00:01:30,034 --> 00:01:31,862 Hah! 42 00:01:31,931 --> 00:01:33,034 - Come here, my little turtle. 43 00:01:33,103 --> 00:01:34,758 Let me pinch your cheeks. 44 00:01:34,827 --> 00:01:38,034 - How dare you take something as sweet as cheek pinching 45 00:01:38,103 --> 00:01:39,724 and make it menacing? 46 00:01:39,793 --> 00:01:41,586 - Taste my claw. 47 00:01:41,655 --> 00:01:45,000 - Ha-ha-ha! 48 00:01:45,068 --> 00:01:46,793 - Hang on. What's going on? 49 00:01:46,862 --> 00:01:49,862 - Oh-hooo, yeah. 50 00:01:49,931 --> 00:01:50,862 -Ugh! 51 00:01:50,931 --> 00:01:52,310 [laughter] 52 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:54,827 - Leo. - [groaning] 53 00:01:54,896 --> 00:01:58,000 - [grunting] 54 00:01:58,068 --> 00:02:01,344 [all grunting] 55 00:02:03,482 --> 00:02:05,482 - Mikey. - [groaning] 56 00:02:05,551 --> 00:02:08,310 - Ahh! - Oh-ho-ho-ho. 57 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:13,068 - Crackin' like a boss. 58 00:02:13,137 --> 00:02:15,206 - [laughs] 59 00:02:15,275 --> 00:02:17,482 - Oh! Ugh! 60 00:02:17,551 --> 00:02:18,724 - Raph. 61 00:02:18,793 --> 00:02:22,379 - Get ready to get "claw-berd." [laughs] 62 00:02:22,448 --> 00:02:23,896 - Ahh! 63 00:02:23,965 --> 00:02:24,931 Whu? 64 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,586 [beeping] 65 00:02:29,068 --> 00:02:30,482 [rapid beeping] 66 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:31,862 [steady tone] 67 00:02:31,931 --> 00:02:35,896 - It's four against two, and you don't stand a cha-- 68 00:02:35,965 --> 00:02:37,172 wha--what is going on? 69 00:02:39,275 --> 00:02:40,965 - That was not me. 70 00:02:41,034 --> 00:02:42,758 [both grunt] 71 00:02:42,827 --> 00:02:44,413 - What's going on? 72 00:02:44,482 --> 00:02:47,689 - I don't know, but I really like the look of this spread. 73 00:02:47,758 --> 00:02:50,758 - [slurping] 74 00:02:50,827 --> 00:02:52,482 Augh! 75 00:02:52,551 --> 00:02:53,655 - Give it to me. 76 00:02:53,724 --> 00:02:57,000 Give it to...augh! 77 00:02:57,068 --> 00:03:00,172 And now back to "Kondescending Kitchen." 78 00:03:00,241 --> 00:03:01,965 - Augh! 79 00:03:02,034 --> 00:03:05,448 both: Whoa! 80 00:03:05,517 --> 00:03:07,275 - Augh! 81 00:03:07,344 --> 00:03:08,344 - [groaning] 82 00:03:08,413 --> 00:03:11,000 [all groaning] 83 00:03:11,068 --> 00:03:12,724 - [sighs] 84 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:15,413 We can't keep failing only to luck out at the last second. 85 00:03:15,482 --> 00:03:18,068 I know no one wants to hear it, but we need-- 86 00:03:18,137 --> 00:03:20,655 - Don't you dare say the T-word. 87 00:03:20,724 --> 00:03:21,724 - Training. 88 00:03:21,793 --> 00:03:22,896 [all groaning] 89 00:03:22,965 --> 00:03:24,379 - What's training gonna do for us? 90 00:03:24,448 --> 00:03:26,758 What we need is better mystic weapons. 91 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:28,344 Does anyone wanna trade? 92 00:03:28,413 --> 00:03:29,758 - Mystic weapons or not, 93 00:03:29,827 --> 00:03:32,793 we need to get better at... everything. 94 00:03:32,862 --> 00:03:34,206 - [grunts] - Oh! 95 00:03:34,275 --> 00:03:35,517 - When I look around at this room, 96 00:03:35,586 --> 00:03:37,724 I see nothing but potential. 97 00:03:37,793 --> 00:03:40,413 Who's ready to tap that potential, huh? 98 00:03:40,482 --> 00:03:42,655 Huh? Take it up a notch? You? 99 00:03:42,724 --> 00:03:44,827 Be the best of the best? Yeah? 100 00:03:44,896 --> 00:03:45,931 [all groaning] 101 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,241 - Tap the notch. - Well... 102 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:50,310 - But who's gonna train us? 103 00:03:50,379 --> 00:03:52,862 Who's gonna be our sensei? 104 00:03:52,931 --> 00:03:55,965 - This is JJG coming to you live from the streets. 105 00:03:56,034 --> 00:03:58,379 The abandoned New Jersey Carpe My Diem Market 106 00:03:58,448 --> 00:04:00,310 is being renovated by the Escalera 107 00:04:00,379 --> 00:04:01,862 family business group. 108 00:04:01,931 --> 00:04:05,034 And coming up next, sports and weather. 109 00:04:05,103 --> 00:04:06,379 - Master Splinter. 110 00:04:06,448 --> 00:04:08,103 - I swear I've never been to Dallas. 111 00:04:08,172 --> 00:04:09,517 - [grunts] 112 00:04:09,586 --> 00:04:11,827 - Master Splinter, we need your help. 113 00:04:11,896 --> 00:04:16,034 We need you to train us so we can be...heroes. 114 00:04:16,103 --> 00:04:17,655 [dramatic music] 115 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:19,448 - [grunts] 116 00:04:19,517 --> 00:04:22,172 - Glad you boys are back for some more formal training. 117 00:04:22,241 --> 00:04:23,482 - Yes. 118 00:04:23,551 --> 00:04:25,793 - It is not going to be easy. 119 00:04:25,862 --> 00:04:30,137 I will break you down to your core, like a snowball. 120 00:04:30,206 --> 00:04:35,448 Then I will build you back stronger, like a snowman. 121 00:04:35,517 --> 00:04:37,965 Now, let us begin. 122 00:04:38,034 --> 00:04:40,103 [grunts] 123 00:04:40,172 --> 00:04:42,000 - Time to level up. - Yeah. 124 00:04:42,068 --> 00:04:43,655 - Yes. - All of us say yeah. 125 00:04:43,724 --> 00:04:45,310 - Oooh-ee-yah! 126 00:04:48,793 --> 00:04:50,448 - Huh? 127 00:04:50,517 --> 00:04:52,827 [dramatic music] 128 00:04:52,896 --> 00:04:57,655 - Hot Souuup. 129 00:04:57,724 --> 00:05:00,517 - First we will watch Lou Jitsu 130 00:05:00,586 --> 00:05:03,413 in "One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Dead Fish" 131 00:05:03,482 --> 00:05:05,862 followed by-- - Are you serious? 132 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:07,275 This isn't training. 133 00:05:07,344 --> 00:05:09,482 - This is absolutely training. 134 00:05:09,551 --> 00:05:12,137 You are not ready for more than this. 135 00:05:12,206 --> 00:05:15,448 Lesson one. W-W-L-J-D. 136 00:05:15,517 --> 00:05:17,827 What would Lou Jitsu do? 137 00:05:17,896 --> 00:05:21,724 - What? How is thinking like Lou Jitsu gonna help us? 138 00:05:21,793 --> 00:05:22,931 - [exhales] 139 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,482 Lou Jitsu cares about you in many ways 140 00:05:25,551 --> 00:05:27,275 that you will never know. 141 00:05:27,344 --> 00:05:28,931 - What? 142 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,034 - This is the first and only time I will ever say this, 143 00:05:31,103 --> 00:05:32,482 but Leo is right. 144 00:05:32,551 --> 00:05:35,034 - Plus, we know all these fights by heart. 145 00:05:35,103 --> 00:05:37,172 - Oh, well, excuse me. 146 00:05:37,241 --> 00:05:40,965 I suppose you know the fight in "Little Jacob's Ladder"? 147 00:05:41,034 --> 00:05:43,413 - [laughs] Do people even use ladders anymore? 148 00:05:43,482 --> 00:05:44,931 Isn't there an app for that? 149 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,482 - We need more. 150 00:05:46,551 --> 00:05:48,724 We're ready for the floaty wings to come off. 151 00:05:48,793 --> 00:05:52,689 - We need real training, not whatever this is. 152 00:05:52,758 --> 00:05:55,172 - Yeah, what are the odds that we ever fight in a fish market 153 00:05:55,241 --> 00:05:56,758 or ladder factory? 154 00:05:56,827 --> 00:05:57,931 - Lame. 155 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,724 - Well, look at you fancy-pants boys. 156 00:06:01,793 --> 00:06:03,551 You think you know everything. 157 00:06:03,620 --> 00:06:05,517 Well, let me tell you about, uh, 158 00:06:05,586 --> 00:06:06,827 boys who know everything 159 00:06:06,896 --> 00:06:07,758 - [groans] 160 00:06:07,827 --> 00:06:09,000 - They don't. - [sighs] 161 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:11,379 - They should listen to their fathers, 162 00:06:11,448 --> 00:06:12,827 who know everything. 163 00:06:12,896 --> 00:06:14,862 - What do you even know about training anyway? 164 00:06:14,931 --> 00:06:16,206 You're just a rat. 165 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:17,862 And we need a tiger. 166 00:06:17,931 --> 00:06:19,172 - We're outta here. 167 00:06:19,241 --> 00:06:20,793 - What? 168 00:06:20,862 --> 00:06:23,482 - Which you already knew, 'cause you know everything. 169 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:26,344 - [stammers] No. You will go nowhere. 170 00:06:26,413 --> 00:06:28,344 You are all grounded. 171 00:06:28,413 --> 00:06:29,413 [together] What? 172 00:06:29,482 --> 00:06:31,310 - And give me your weapons. 173 00:06:31,379 --> 00:06:32,862 You don't deserve them. 174 00:06:32,931 --> 00:06:35,068 [all groaning] 175 00:06:35,137 --> 00:06:38,965 - [sniffing] 176 00:06:39,034 --> 00:06:40,862 [sighs] 177 00:06:42,206 --> 00:06:44,862 - Any you Muties know what's going on here? 178 00:06:44,931 --> 00:06:47,379 I got a birthday cake that needs repossessing. 179 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:48,965 - Which one of you brought me here? 180 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:52,103 Who do I have to cut in half and then not bring together? 181 00:06:52,172 --> 00:06:53,551 Augh! 182 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:58,103 - All I see is fresh meat for me to butterfly. 183 00:06:58,172 --> 00:07:01,931 - Silence, "Meat Sweats." 184 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,413 [both cackling] 185 00:07:04,482 --> 00:07:07,241 - I am the one who brought you here. 186 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:11,344 When I look around this room, I see nothing but potential. 187 00:07:11,413 --> 00:07:14,241 Who thinks it's about time we... 188 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:17,517 [electronic whirring] 189 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,275 - Please, continue. 190 00:07:28,344 --> 00:07:29,896 - [sighs] 191 00:07:29,965 --> 00:07:33,482 We join together today for one simple menacing pur... 192 00:07:33,551 --> 00:07:35,206 - Lemonade. 193 00:07:35,275 --> 00:07:37,517 [dramatic music] 194 00:07:37,586 --> 00:07:39,931 Hate to brag, but it has been called 195 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,551 both life-changing and dream-making. 196 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:44,965 Who wants some? 197 00:07:45,034 --> 00:07:47,137 - What's going on here? Who is this? 198 00:07:47,206 --> 00:07:48,482 - That would be Todd, sir. 199 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,482 Trust me, he's as bad as they come. 200 00:07:50,551 --> 00:07:52,827 - I told you to get me the baddest, 201 00:07:52,896 --> 00:07:56,413 meanest, most skull-crushy mutants, 202 00:07:56,482 --> 00:07:58,655 and you bring me that guy? 203 00:07:58,724 --> 00:08:00,206 - Lemonade. - [sighs] 204 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:04,068 Everyone at this table shares a common enemy. 205 00:08:04,137 --> 00:08:07,655 We are here to destroy those Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur... 206 00:08:07,724 --> 00:08:09,758 - [slurping] - Huh? 207 00:08:09,827 --> 00:08:12,413 - Ahh. 208 00:08:12,482 --> 00:08:14,620 - We are h... - Ahh. 209 00:08:14,689 --> 00:08:16,172 - If everyone has... - Ahh. 210 00:08:16,241 --> 00:08:17,517 - Okay, now... - Ahh. 211 00:08:17,586 --> 00:08:20,103 - [groans] all: Ahh, ahh. 212 00:08:20,172 --> 00:08:21,724 - [sighs] 213 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:24,517 Now, I brought you here... - Ahh. 214 00:08:24,586 --> 00:08:26,275 - Argh. Enough. 215 00:08:26,344 --> 00:08:28,413 I brought you all here because the Turtles, my creations... 216 00:08:28,482 --> 00:08:29,793 - Love those guys. 217 00:08:29,862 --> 00:08:31,517 - Are ruining my plans for yokaikind 218 00:08:31,586 --> 00:08:33,034 to reclaim our place on the surface. 219 00:08:33,103 --> 00:08:34,758 With your help, we can take them out, 220 00:08:34,827 --> 00:08:36,241 and you can be free and finally become everything 221 00:08:36,310 --> 00:08:38,068 I so badly want you to be. 222 00:08:38,137 --> 00:08:39,517 - Ow. - Oof. 223 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:41,137 - Hey. - Oh! 224 00:08:41,206 --> 00:08:44,068 - Now, who's with me? 225 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:47,931 - Excuse me. 226 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,793 I, Warren Stone, former anchorman 227 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:51,344 and their official greatest foe, 228 00:08:51,413 --> 00:08:54,862 have a few questions before I join this ghoulish gang. 229 00:08:54,931 --> 00:08:56,448 - I'm sorry. Who are you again? 230 00:08:56,517 --> 00:08:58,620 - I have no idea. 231 00:08:58,689 --> 00:09:00,689 - Why is one of his fists so big? 232 00:09:00,758 --> 00:09:03,206 - Why is one of your fists so big? 233 00:09:03,275 --> 00:09:04,655 [knock at door] 234 00:09:04,724 --> 00:09:06,275 - Excuse me, sir. There's been a slight problem 235 00:09:06,344 --> 00:09:07,689 with your credit card. 236 00:09:07,758 --> 00:09:10,103 It's, uh, a cocoon. 237 00:09:10,172 --> 00:09:11,517 - [grunts] 238 00:09:13,172 --> 00:09:15,689 [cackling] 239 00:09:15,758 --> 00:09:17,724 - Impressive. 240 00:09:17,793 --> 00:09:19,137 - Small query. 241 00:09:19,206 --> 00:09:21,103 How do you know so much about all of us, 242 00:09:21,172 --> 00:09:24,827 and why do you keep saying you created the Turtles? 243 00:09:24,896 --> 00:09:26,827 - I am-- - Glad you asked. 244 00:09:26,896 --> 00:09:29,344 - We'll take it from here, boss. 245 00:09:29,413 --> 00:09:31,137 [clears throat] 246 00:09:31,206 --> 00:09:34,068 - ♪ He is the very model of a warring warrior scientist ♪ 247 00:09:34,137 --> 00:09:36,758 ♪ He's mutated things from vegetable animal to cyclist ♪ 248 00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:38,482 - ♪ We want those little turtles to crush them ♪ 249 00:09:38,551 --> 00:09:39,758 ♪ With our iron fist ♪ 250 00:09:39,827 --> 00:09:41,206 ♪ From Brooklyn to the Bowery ♪ 251 00:09:41,275 --> 00:09:43,103 ♪ He'll grind them into nothing mist ♪ 252 00:09:43,172 --> 00:09:44,862 - ♪ As a boss he is extremely caring ♪ 253 00:09:44,931 --> 00:09:46,103 ♪ and at times quite passionate ♪ 254 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:47,689 - ♪ Yet all they do is treat him ♪ 255 00:09:47,758 --> 00:09:49,068 ♪ As their classic villain antagonist ♪ 256 00:09:49,137 --> 00:09:50,482 both: ♪ Our evil friend's here today ♪ 257 00:09:50,551 --> 00:09:51,965 ♪ He has some exciting news ♪ 258 00:09:52,034 --> 00:09:53,206 Exciting news. 259 00:09:53,275 --> 00:09:54,896 ♪ Was thirteen years ago today ♪ 260 00:09:54,965 --> 00:09:56,344 ♪ He made those turtles with the ooze ♪ 261 00:09:56,413 --> 00:09:58,034 all: ♪ Was thirteen years ago today ♪ 262 00:09:58,103 --> 00:09:59,517 ♪ He made those turtles with the ooze ♪ 263 00:09:59,586 --> 00:10:01,000 ♪ Was thirteen years ago today ♪ 264 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,793 ♪ He made those turtles with the ooze ♪ 265 00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:05,620 - ♪ At the Battle Nexus Draxum found himself ♪ 266 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,000 ♪ The perfect human fighter ♪ 267 00:10:07,068 --> 00:10:08,448 ♪ He was the greatest champion ♪ 268 00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:09,862 ♪ His abs there were none tighter ♪ 269 00:10:09,931 --> 00:10:11,034 - ♪ Mutating him was going to be ♪ 270 00:10:11,103 --> 00:10:12,620 ♪ Nothing short of masterful ♪ 271 00:10:12,689 --> 00:10:14,103 ♪ With warriors made from him ♪ 272 00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:15,758 ♪ The Baron would be oh so powerful ♪ 273 00:10:15,827 --> 00:10:16,931 all: ♪ Mutating him was going to be ♪ 274 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,517 ♪ Nothing short of masterful ♪ 275 00:10:18,586 --> 00:10:20,000 ♪ With warriors made from him ♪ 276 00:10:20,068 --> 00:10:21,517 ♪ The Baron would be oh so powerful ♪ 277 00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:22,758 - ♪ The Turtles rejection of him is ♪ 278 00:10:22,827 --> 00:10:24,448 ♪ Nothing short of blasphemous ♪ 279 00:10:24,517 --> 00:10:26,655 ♪ In several social circles he is viewed as simply ♪ 280 00:10:26,724 --> 00:10:30,241 ♪ Fabulous ♪ 281 00:10:30,310 --> 00:10:33,517 Fine. I guess I'll give them what they want. 282 00:10:33,586 --> 00:10:35,103 ♪ After I gave them life my lab was ♪ 283 00:10:35,172 --> 00:10:37,000 ♪ Set on fire and destroyed ♪ 284 00:10:37,068 --> 00:10:38,931 ♪ By a cheesy action hero whose movies I don't enjoy ♪ 285 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,793 ♪ So I presumed them lost and therefore I had ♪ 286 00:10:40,862 --> 00:10:42,448 ♪ All but given up ♪ 287 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,275 ♪ Only to discover weeks ago that they in fact ♪ 288 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,862 ♪ Had not burned up ♪ 289 00:10:45,931 --> 00:10:47,344 ♪ Now that you know their origins ♪ 290 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:50,344 ♪ It's time for us to make our plan ♪ 291 00:10:50,413 --> 00:10:51,965 ♪ And yes we'll need the skills of everyone ♪ 292 00:10:52,034 --> 00:10:53,758 ♪ Including Anchorman ♪ 293 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:54,827 all: ♪ And yes we'll need the skills of everyone ♪ 294 00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:56,344 ♪ Including Anchorman ♪ 295 00:10:56,413 --> 00:10:58,103 - [grunting] 296 00:10:58,172 --> 00:10:59,793 - ♪ Now my friends the time is here ♪ 297 00:10:59,862 --> 00:11:01,379 ♪ We mutants come together for a stand ♪ 298 00:11:01,448 --> 00:11:02,758 ♪ Let's put a close on the first meeting ♪ 299 00:11:02,827 --> 00:11:04,344 ♪ Of our merry little band ♪ 300 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,000 ♪ So join me in ending them our greatest foes ♪ 301 00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:07,379 ♪ For I insist I am the very model ♪ 302 00:11:07,448 --> 00:11:09,310 ♪ Of a warring warrior scientist ♪ 303 00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:11,034 all: ♪ So join him in ending them our greatest foes ♪ 304 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,896 ♪ For he insists he is the very model ♪ 305 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:16,586 ♪ Of a warring warrior scientist ♪ 306 00:11:16,655 --> 00:11:19,241 - Now for some unnecessary but highly 307 00:11:19,310 --> 00:11:21,448 destructive violence, 308 00:11:21,517 --> 00:11:26,068 my Evil League of Mutants. 309 00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:29,482 [siren wailing] 310 00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:32,448 [all sighing] 311 00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:33,931 - Cowa-bummer. 312 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,068 Ugh. 313 00:11:35,137 --> 00:11:36,931 - I can't believe he grounded us. 314 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,896 - I can't believe you guys snuck out, 315 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,482 and I had to come just to keep an eye on you. 316 00:11:41,551 --> 00:11:44,448 - Don't worry. I've taken care of everything. 317 00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:46,620 Dad will never know. 318 00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:49,931 Hmm? 319 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:54,724 [grunts] 320 00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:57,862 - Omigosh, check this out. 321 00:11:57,931 --> 00:12:00,241 - Guys. 322 00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:02,241 - All TVS accounted for. 323 00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:04,241 And not a turtle in sight. 324 00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:05,931 Let's roll. 325 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,413 - Here's are chance to get our train on. 326 00:12:08,482 --> 00:12:11,000 Grrr. We don't have any weapons. 327 00:12:11,068 --> 00:12:13,689 - If we can't beat Crab Men with weapons, 328 00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:15,896 how would we beat these guys without them? 329 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:18,862 - If I can't put a smile on this crumb sandwich, 330 00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:20,793 what hope do we have? 331 00:12:20,862 --> 00:12:22,689 - Why can't something just fly out of the sky 332 00:12:22,758 --> 00:12:27,172 and solve all our problems? 333 00:12:27,241 --> 00:12:28,275 - [groans] 334 00:12:28,344 --> 00:12:29,689 What's this? 335 00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:31,000 - Magic-Saurus? 336 00:12:31,068 --> 00:12:34,275 - The first robot-dinosaur-magician. 337 00:12:34,344 --> 00:12:35,551 - One show only. 338 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:37,413 - Tonight in... 339 00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:39,448 all: New Jersey? 340 00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:41,068 - Free pizza? 341 00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:43,275 This is the kind of mindless entertainment we need 342 00:12:43,344 --> 00:12:46,000 to forget how Splinter grounded us. Boom. 343 00:12:46,068 --> 00:12:49,000 [together] Yeah. Yes. Whoo-hoo. 344 00:12:51,586 --> 00:12:53,517 - Are you sure we're in the right place? 345 00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:55,620 - The flyer said it was in New Jersey. 346 00:12:55,689 --> 00:12:57,310 - Welcome to New Jersey, Turtles. 347 00:12:57,379 --> 00:13:00,448 - That's oddly specific. 348 00:13:00,517 --> 00:13:01,586 - [grunts] 349 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:05,000 - Oh-ho-ho-hooo-kay. 350 00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:07,310 - [laughs] We're sure showing Pops. 351 00:13:07,379 --> 00:13:08,655 [laughs] 352 00:13:11,655 --> 00:13:13,586 Sneaking out and chillin' in a fun, 353 00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:16,413 totally-not-scary... 354 00:13:16,482 --> 00:13:18,379 pitch-black warehouse. 355 00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:20,172 Ahh! 356 00:13:20,241 --> 00:13:22,689 - Oooooooooh, ambiance. 357 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:25,068 - Well, well, well, we meet again. 358 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,724 - Where's that voice coming from? 359 00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:29,724 Wait, wait, don't tell me. 360 00:13:29,793 --> 00:13:31,448 - You've all entered. 361 00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:33,689 But none of you will exit. 362 00:13:33,758 --> 00:13:37,103 Welcome to your worst nightmare. 363 00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:39,068 - Baron Draxum? 364 00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:40,827 - Woo-hoo, yeah. 365 00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:43,068 Oh, yeah. Go-go-ay, 366 00:13:43,137 --> 00:13:46,793 - Magic-saurus. Magic-saurus. Ah-ah-ah-ah. 367 00:13:46,862 --> 00:13:48,241 Magic-saurus. Magicsaurus. - Wait a second. 368 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:51,310 This guy's a warrior scientist and a magician? 369 00:13:51,379 --> 00:13:52,965 Talk about a triple threat. 370 00:13:53,034 --> 00:13:54,620 - Boss, you didn't tell us you do magic. 371 00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:55,965 We love magic. 372 00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:57,241 - Can you turn Muninn into a bunny? 373 00:13:57,310 --> 00:14:00,655 - Silence. The magic was a trick. 374 00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:02,758 This is a trap. 375 00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:05,379 [all gasp] 376 00:14:05,448 --> 00:14:08,275 Breaking news: you're toast. 377 00:14:08,344 --> 00:14:10,068 - Liver toast. 378 00:14:10,137 --> 00:14:12,068 both: Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. 379 00:14:12,137 --> 00:14:15,137 - As an actual magician, I'm offended by this charade. 380 00:14:15,206 --> 00:14:18,758 - I'm about to repo your lives. 381 00:14:18,827 --> 00:14:21,862 - This is why you never go to New Jersey. 382 00:14:21,931 --> 00:14:24,241 - One last chance, children. 383 00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:28,034 If you join me, I can teach you how to maximize your potential, 384 00:14:28,103 --> 00:14:30,344 be all that you can be. 385 00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:32,379 What's your answer? 386 00:14:32,448 --> 00:14:35,172 - You threw me off a roof. 387 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:38,103 - So that's a no to joining me then? 388 00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:41,896 Fine. You reject me again for the last time. 389 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,413 Now your story ends. 390 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:46,103 - Wait a minute, is that Todd? 391 00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:48,344 - Hey. How do you like my new friends? 392 00:14:48,413 --> 00:14:49,724 They are so serious. 393 00:14:49,793 --> 00:14:51,620 I'm, like, what? And they're, like, arrgh. 394 00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:53,206 And I'm, like-- - Enough. 395 00:14:53,275 --> 00:14:55,655 Now your story ends. Attack. 396 00:14:55,724 --> 00:14:57,241 - Abraca-pow. 397 00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:58,931 Time to pay the man. - Don't let go. Don't let go. 398 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,241 - Turtle bones. - Uhhh... 399 00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:03,827 all: Augh! Oof! 400 00:15:03,896 --> 00:15:05,724 [loud explosion] 401 00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:07,551 - Oof! Oof! Augh! 402 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:09,931 - Augh! -Ahh! Ahh! 403 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,241 Ow! - Ugh! 404 00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:16,068 [all groaning] 405 00:15:16,137 --> 00:15:17,827 - Do you think Splinter's gonna be mad 406 00:15:17,896 --> 00:15:19,448 that we didn't listen to him? 407 00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:22,827 - Dad was right. And we were so mean to him. 408 00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:25,551 - It was a pleasure serving with you guys. 409 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,068 - [sniffs] Do you smell that? 410 00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:30,793 - Is it Raph's "facing impossible odds" stink? 411 00:15:30,862 --> 00:15:33,965 - No. It's-- - Ladders. 412 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,586 It's the fish market ladder factory 413 00:15:35,655 --> 00:15:37,241 we never knew we always wanted. 414 00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:39,275 - W-W-L-J-D. 415 00:15:39,344 --> 00:15:41,034 What would Lou Jitsu do? 416 00:15:41,103 --> 00:15:43,689 - Splinter's training really did have a purpose. 417 00:15:43,758 --> 00:15:46,172 - I guess Dad was right. 418 00:15:46,241 --> 00:15:47,862 - Let's make him proud, boys. 419 00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:51,586 - [cackles] Time to make turtle soup. 420 00:15:51,655 --> 00:15:53,724 all: Yeah! 421 00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:56,034 - Cowabunga! - Ho ho-ho-ho-hooo! 422 00:15:56,103 --> 00:15:57,413 - Yes! 423 00:15:57,482 --> 00:15:58,551 - [grunting] 424 00:15:58,620 --> 00:15:59,551 - Ha-ha. 425 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:02,517 [both grunting] 426 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:06,689 - That's too much flavor. 427 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:09,068 - Who needs mystic weapons... 428 00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:12,655 - When you've got fish and ladders. 429 00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:14,068 all: Ahh! 430 00:16:14,137 --> 00:16:15,448 - Kick and punch. - Rings. 431 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,655 - And punch and kick. 432 00:16:17,724 --> 00:16:20,000 - Huzzah! 433 00:16:20,068 --> 00:16:22,344 I am Warren Stone, 434 00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:24,689 your greatest foe and... 435 00:16:24,758 --> 00:16:26,482 - Whoa. 436 00:16:26,551 --> 00:16:29,793 [both grunting] 437 00:16:35,758 --> 00:16:37,689 - Sleight of hand. 438 00:16:37,758 --> 00:16:40,310 - Ahh! 439 00:16:40,379 --> 00:16:42,758 - Magical razor rings. 440 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:47,758 Oh, that's magic. 441 00:16:47,827 --> 00:16:49,655 Ahh! 442 00:16:49,724 --> 00:16:51,551 - [laughs] 443 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:54,896 [grunts] - Oh! 444 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,965 [both grunting] 445 00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:05,275 - Catch of the day: swordfish. 446 00:17:05,344 --> 00:17:06,655 - Oh! 447 00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:09,965 [groaning] 448 00:17:11,724 --> 00:17:16,620 - Uh-oh. 449 00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:17,862 - Augh! 450 00:17:17,931 --> 00:17:20,000 - Oh! - What is happening? 451 00:17:20,068 --> 00:17:23,310 How are they so good with fish and ladders? 452 00:17:23,379 --> 00:17:26,655 all: Hot soup. 453 00:17:26,724 --> 00:17:30,034 - Hot soup? 454 00:17:30,103 --> 00:17:33,034 [mystical music] 455 00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:34,379 ♪ ♪ 456 00:17:34,448 --> 00:17:37,517 - Hot souuup. 457 00:17:37,586 --> 00:17:40,034 ♪ ♪ 458 00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:44,793 - Lou Jitsu? It can't be. 459 00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:47,103 - Laddering like a boss. 460 00:17:47,172 --> 00:17:51,793 - Yeah. - Oh-ho-ho. 461 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,931 - [grunts] 462 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 all: Augh! 463 00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:02,517 [together] Ow! Oh! Ooh! Ow! Oh! Ooh! Ow! 464 00:18:02,586 --> 00:18:03,965 Ahh! 465 00:18:04,034 --> 00:18:07,413 - Wah! 466 00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:13,965 [mystical music] 467 00:18:14,034 --> 00:18:15,448 - Now that your minions are done, 468 00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:17,551 let's tango, you sheep-looking-- 469 00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:19,896 - Where did you learn to fight like that? 470 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,827 - Oh. Only from the greatest action 471 00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:23,310 film star in history... 472 00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:27,448 [together] Lou Jitsu. 473 00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:31,103 - How could you morons possibly know Lou Jitsu? 474 00:18:31,172 --> 00:18:34,206 - His movies. Are you a fan too? 475 00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:37,620 - Gah. No. I knew Lou Jitsu. 476 00:18:37,689 --> 00:18:40,586 He was the greatest warrior in the Battle Nexus. 477 00:18:40,655 --> 00:18:44,551 His human DNA combined with my Ooze 478 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:47,344 gave you life. 479 00:18:49,448 --> 00:18:50,586 - Say what? 480 00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:52,827 We have Lou Jitsu DNA? 481 00:18:52,896 --> 00:18:54,310 - [gasps] You mean? 482 00:18:54,379 --> 00:18:57,862 - Cowa--boy, am I speechless. 483 00:18:57,931 --> 00:18:59,896 - Of course. It all makes sense. 484 00:18:59,965 --> 00:19:01,551 Cool. 485 00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:06,482 - Yes, this is what I've been trying to tell you, 486 00:19:06,551 --> 00:19:10,827 that you're destined for so much more. 487 00:19:10,896 --> 00:19:15,206 - [groaning] 488 00:19:15,275 --> 00:19:17,931 Omigosh. Lou Jitsu's our dad! 489 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,310 - Huh? 490 00:19:19,379 --> 00:19:21,068 [together] Ha-ha-ha-ha! Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 491 00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:23,344 - Oh, wow. 492 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,655 Leo, you kind of look like Lou Jitsu. 493 00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:27,413 - I always knew I felt famous. 494 00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:30,034 - Guys, guys, do I look like Lou Jitsu? 495 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:31,482 - [groans] 496 00:19:31,551 --> 00:19:33,275 - I totally see the resemblance. 497 00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:34,896 - Mm-hmm, yep, I see it too, yep. 498 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,620 - Our connection to Lou Jitsu is not just emotional; 499 00:19:37,689 --> 00:19:39,517 it's biological. 500 00:19:39,586 --> 00:19:41,241 - Enough. 501 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:45,413 If you four cannot see the true merit of your potential, 502 00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:48,758 then I have no further use for you. 503 00:19:48,827 --> 00:19:51,517 [cackling] 504 00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:52,896 What the? 505 00:19:52,965 --> 00:19:54,137 Ohh! 506 00:19:54,206 --> 00:19:56,379 - Wait. We have so many more questions. 507 00:19:56,448 --> 00:19:57,931 Ahh, ugh! 508 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,586 Leo! 509 00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:02,413 - I swear to Pizza Supreme In the Sky that wasn't me. 510 00:20:02,482 --> 00:20:04,275 Like, I don't even have my sword. 511 00:20:04,344 --> 00:20:06,758 - Well, if it wasn't you, who was it? 512 00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:12,724 - What's going on? Who brought me here? 513 00:20:12,793 --> 00:20:15,724 [both cackling] 514 00:20:15,793 --> 00:20:17,482 - Is this the sheep guy? 515 00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:21,206 - Be cool. He's a waring warrior scientist. 516 00:20:21,275 --> 00:20:23,275 - Sweet, triple threat. 517 00:20:23,344 --> 00:20:25,448 - I will end both of you. 518 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:28,896 - Easy, easy. I think we just might 519 00:20:28,965 --> 00:20:30,655 share some of the same goals, 520 00:20:30,724 --> 00:20:34,172 like getting rid of those pesky Turtles. 521 00:20:34,241 --> 00:20:37,551 - I'm listening. 522 00:20:39,965 --> 00:20:41,448 [engine turning over] 523 00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:43,517 [tires squealing] 524 00:20:45,758 --> 00:20:49,448 [all grunting] 525 00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:52,482 - Land safely. 526 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:55,206 - Hey, what's Pop's chair doing-- 527 00:20:55,275 --> 00:20:57,206 - Where have you been? I was worried. 528 00:20:57,275 --> 00:20:59,482 Didn't I ground you? 529 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,586 - Yeah. And you took away our weapons. 530 00:21:01,655 --> 00:21:03,517 - We're really sorry. - Oof! 531 00:21:03,586 --> 00:21:05,310 - And--but we learned a really big secret today, all right. 532 00:21:05,379 --> 00:21:06,965 We need-- - Me first. 533 00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:11,068 Ugh, being a single parent is...um, 534 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:13,206 uh--uh, what I wanted to... 535 00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:17,137 I--I--I did not mean to lose my temper earlier. 536 00:21:17,206 --> 00:21:20,000 It is just that sometimes as a father-- 537 00:21:20,068 --> 00:21:22,379 - I can't let you finish that awkward parenting speech 538 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:25,517 when... Lou Jitsu is our father. 539 00:21:25,586 --> 00:21:28,206 - Whuuuuuu? - Boom. Mind-splosion. 540 00:21:28,275 --> 00:21:30,137 - Who told you? I mean, how did you-- 541 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:34,896 - What Leo means is, Lou Jitsu is our human DNA. 542 00:21:34,965 --> 00:21:39,551 - Well, then, I guess you know that I am in fact-- 543 00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:41,482 - I know this is a lot to take in, 544 00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,034 but we just want you to know... 545 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:45,896 - That regardless of where our DNA is from, 546 00:21:45,965 --> 00:21:47,482 you're still our dad. 547 00:21:47,551 --> 00:21:50,655 - And we're sorry we didn't listen to you, Dad. 548 00:21:50,724 --> 00:21:53,689 - Yeah, what they said. 549 00:21:53,758 --> 00:21:55,724 - My sons. 550 00:21:55,793 --> 00:21:56,931 - Group hug. 551 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,620 [together] Mmm. 552 00:21:58,689 --> 00:22:00,793 - I wonder where Lou Jitsu is now. 553 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:04,103 - Wherever he is, I bet he's being awesome. 554 00:22:04,172 --> 00:22:07,758 - [chuckling]