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- ♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

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♪ Rising up against evil
paint the city green ♪

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♪ Raph is ready for a fight
Leo's making a scene ♪

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♪ Mikey's got mad skills
Donnie rocks machines ♪

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♪ With each other
they discover ♪

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♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

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♪ Cowabunga ♪

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♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

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♪ Rise ♪

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Raph: It all started
with a scratch.

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- This plan is so metal!

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Gettin' bitten by those
glowing bugs at our show

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was the best thing that ever
happened to this band.

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- I just can't wait
to get my hands dirty!

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- [chortling]

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- Once we hit these four spots,
everyone'll know the name

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DIGG!

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Band roll call!

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Silent bass enforcer.

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Drummer by day,
wildcard by night.

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And of course, me,

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your fearless leader,
Prairie Dog!

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- Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!

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♪ ♪

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Rock and roll!

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[rubble clattering]

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- Uh-oh!

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[rubble clattering]

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- Sorry.
I can't help myself.

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I just gotta dig!

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- The acoustics in this hole
are insane!

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Check out my solo.

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[rapid chords]

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Raph: The moon was full
like a big pie of pizza,

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and that can only mean
one thing--

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- ♪ Pizza Week ♪
- ♪ Pizza Week ♪

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- ♪ Pizza Week ♪
- ♪ Pizza Week ♪

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all: ♪ Pizza Week ♪

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- And...scene.

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- Everybody,
set your stomachs to

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"I'm not stopping
till I explode" mode.

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It's time we get our pizza on!

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- Get ready for
the delicious flavors

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and complex emotions
of our first stop,

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and my personal favorite,

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Lou Mike-Toney's Pizzaaaa...

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Nooooooo!

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- Where'd it go?
- Oh, I think it closed.

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- My phone says it's open
till 10:00.

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- Who would do this?

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Why, Pizza Supreme
In The Sky?

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Why do you test us like this?

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[cricket chirping]

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Why aren't you guys
more upset?

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- Oh!
- Oh, man...

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- What a tragedy.
- That just...hurts me.

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Uh, I'm very sad.

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- You didn't like
Lou Mike-Toney's?

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- Yeah, I found a bug once,
and that was really it for me.

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- [sobbing]

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- Okay, now that
we've all moved on,

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let's get us some of
my favorite,

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Tony Lou's pizza!

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[boom]

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Oh, no, no, no!

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- Noooooooo!

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- I only pretended to care

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when it happened
to Mikey's favorite place.

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But now that
it's happened to me,

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I hurt.

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- Both our favorites
were sink-holed!

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This is the worst
Pizza Week ever!

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- To lose one pizza place
is just New York real estate.

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But to lose two pizza
places is...

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a conspiracy that goes
all the way to the top!

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What do Lou Mike-Toney's
and Tony Lou's pizzerias

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have in common?
- Besides both being

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pizza places?

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- Exactly!
They are both pizza places.

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But not just any pizza places.

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Two of our favorite
pizza places.

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And what's the key thing
they have in common?

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- Uh...besides having the same
name but in different order?

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- Do you think
that's important?

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- No.

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- Whatever! It's us.

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We are the link
between all these places,

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ergo, whoever's behind this
isn't only after pizza.

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They're after us.

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And clearly, we all know

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that it's Pizzasaurus,

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the evil spawn
of the Loch Ness Monster

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and Big Foot!
It's taking over Pizza Week!

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- Pizzasaurus?
We've been over this.

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None of those things
are real.

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- Calm down!
Everything's gonna be fine.

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We just need to eat.

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So let's get to the next
place as fast as possible.

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To the Shell Hogs!

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[engine revs]

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[tires screeching]

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Let's get our pizza on!

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Ha. If only life
were that simple.

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- Thank the Pizza Supreme
In The Sky!

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My favorite place--Mike-Tony's
Favorite Lou Pizza--

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is still here.

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- See? Everything's fine.

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[people screaming]

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Everything was not fine.

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[screaming continues]

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- Aaaaah!

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- These must be the creatures
destroying our pizza places!

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- It's the Man!
Let's blow this joint

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before it kills our vibe!

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- Is that the same as dig?
I dig digging.

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Ooh, I'm gonna
dig, dig, dig!

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- Hey!

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- After them!

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[engines revving]

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- Ohh!
- Whoa!

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all: Aaaahhhh!

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- Why is this Pizza Week
so hard?

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[screaming continues]

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[engines revving]

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- Aaah!
- Aah!

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- What the--

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- Pfffft!
- It's them!

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- Dig, dig, dig, dig,

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dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!

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- You guys take
the ones on the right.

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We'll go left.

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- Cowabunga!

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- Dig! Dig, dig!

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Dig, dig, dig,
dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.

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Dig, dig, dig-dig-dig!

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[tires screeching]

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♪ ♪

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Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!

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- Where is she?
Huh?

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- [chortling]
- Huh?

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- Ga-ee!
- [chortling]

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- Aah!
- Aah!

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- Dig, dig--
[groans]

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- Wah ha ha ha ha!

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I'm usually a peaceful turtle.

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But you destroyed
my favorite thing in the world!

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You...will feel pain!

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- Hoo hah hah hah hah hah!

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[all screaming]

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- Ooh!

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[exclaiming]

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- Ha. Huh?

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Oh, no, Mike-Tony's!

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She's going to send a sound
wave through that pillar

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and take out
the whole building!

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Get me close!

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[feedback]
- Rock and roll!

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- Ha ha!
- Sound check!

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- Hee-yah--

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- Punk rock!

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♪ ♪

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So long, loser!

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- Drive!
[engines revving]

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- Ahhhhhh...

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- Nooooooooo!

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- No, no, no--aaaahhhh!
- Aaaaaahhhhh!

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- Mike Tony's!

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- Why do they have to
tear down everything

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that's beautiful
in the world?

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- Truth is, I had no answers,
just ideas.

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Boys, Pizza Week
is not just a week.

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It is a week about
family coming together.

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It's seven days
of putting aside

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what makes us different

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and coming together
as pizza lovers.

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- Does he think we don't
know what week is?

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- I wasn't sure
they knew what a week was.

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Five weekdays
and a weekend

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that culminate in me
eating my favorite pizza

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in the whole wide
crazy world.

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- Does he know
that those mutants

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are on their way to sinkhole

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Mike and Lou:
The Brothers Tony Pizza?

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- Huh--Say what now?

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- Didn't you hear those
mutants say,

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"Three down, one to go"?
- Yeah, but they could be

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talking about anything.
Ha. Right?

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Right?!

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- This is a random
health inspection!

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Everybody out!

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[accordion music
continues]

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- Health inspection?

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- Sir, we've received
reports that, uh...

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[tearfully]
I can't do it, guys.

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It'll ruin him.
- I got it.

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I'll be Dr. Delicate Touch.

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You've got bugs!

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[all screaming]

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- Bugs? This is the first
time in 25 years

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I've ever had
any kind of bug--

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- Okay, fine, we're all
having a bad day--get over it.

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- I just want you
to know, sir,

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that we'll have your place
back open so you can

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get back to serving
high-quality pies in--

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- Enough! Let's get back
to exterminating!

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Wah-hah hah hah hah hah!

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Hah hah hah hah!

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- So should we be
worried about him?

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- Probably.

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- They're all gonna pay!

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- Soon,
everyone'll know our name--

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DIGG! Who should we get
to direct

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our first music video, huh?

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[drilling sound]

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- Can we fight 'em
with the drill?

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- No! It would be
far too effective.

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- Your personal vendetta
against us

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is over!

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- What are you idiots
talking about?

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We've never met you
before today.

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- Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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Sure!
Attack!

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- Cowabunga!
- Aaaahhh!

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[battle cries]
- [chortling]

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- Whoa!
- Oh!

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[overlapping yelling]

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- Dig!

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Dig, dig, dig, dig!

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Dig, dig!

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- Stop saying that!
- Dig, dig, dig!

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- All right, why are you
ruining Pizza Week?

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- Who cares about pizza?

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We're an underappreciated band.

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- That hates pizza!

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- Why are you so focused
on the pizza?

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We're taking out the pillars.
- Pillars?

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- Once we take out
this last support pillar,

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the Kaufman Coliseum
will sink down,

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giving us a captive audience
to rock out for.

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[rapid chords]

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Yeah!

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Yeeeaaah!
- Time out.

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So you're saying this
isn't a multilevel conspiracy

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that may or may not involved
the mayor or Illuminati

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or centers around taking down
our four favorite pizza places?

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- No. We don't even
like pizza, dude.

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- Unless pizza's
for digging!

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- So you're saying
that not only did you destroy

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everything I love in the world,

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but you didn't even have
the common courtesy

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to know you were doing it?!

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- So you guys just wanna
play a gig?

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- Yes! And gig rhymes with dig!

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- Like I said,
Pizza Week is a magical time.

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It can bring families
back together...

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[crowd cheering]
- For too long

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my family has been torn apart
by pizza.

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But no more!
Today, we come together

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as Famous Lou-Mike-Tony-
Toney's Pizza!

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- It can create
new beginnings...

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- Hit it,
my costumed friends!

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- One, two, three, four.

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♪ Pizza pit, pizza pit ♪

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♪ Munch, munch, munch
in the pizza pit ♪

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♪ Eat some crust,
eat some crust ♪

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♪ Crunch, crunch, crunch,
gonna eat some crust ♪

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- It can make dreams
come true.

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And that's how,
for one week,

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or five weekdays
and two weekend days,

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Pizza Week was saved

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by me.
- Who are you talking to?

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[thudding footsteps]
[roaring]