- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
Raph: It all started with a scratch.
- This plan is so metal!
Gettin' bitten by those glowing bugs at our show
was the best thing that ever happened to this band.
- I just can't wait to get my hands dirty!
- [chortling]
- Once we hit these four spots, everyone'll know the name
DIGG!
Band roll call!
Silent bass enforcer.
Drummer by day, wildcard by night.
And of course, me,
your fearless leader, Prairie Dog!
- Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!
♪ ♪
Rock and roll!
[rubble clattering]
- Uh-oh!
[rubble clattering]
- Sorry. I can't help myself.
I just gotta dig!
- The acoustics in this hole are insane!
Check out my solo.
[rapid chords]
Raph: The moon was full like a big pie of pizza,
and that can only mean one thing--
- ♪ Pizza Week ♪ - ♪ Pizza Week ♪
all: ♪ Pizza Week ♪
- And...scene.
- Everybody, set your stomachs to
"I'm not stopping till I explode" mode.
It's time we get our pizza on!
- Get ready for the delicious flavors
and complex emotions of our first stop,
and my personal favorite,
Lou Mike-Toney's Pizzaaaa...
Nooooooo!
- Where'd it go? - Oh, I think it closed.
- My phone says it's open till 10:00.
- Who would do this?
Why, Pizza Supreme In The Sky?
Why do you test us like this?
[cricket chirping]
Why aren't you guys more upset?
- Oh! - Oh, man...
- What a tragedy. - That just...hurts me.
Uh, I'm very sad.
- You didn't like Lou Mike-Toney's?
- Yeah, I found a bug once, and that was really it for me.
- [sobbing]
- Okay, now that we've all moved on,
let's get us some of my favorite,
Tony Lou's pizza!
[boom]
Oh, no, no, no!
- Noooooooo!
- I only pretended to care
when it happened to Mikey's favorite place.
But now that it's happened to me,
I hurt.
- Both our favorites were sink-holed!
This is the worst Pizza Week ever!
- To lose one pizza place is just New York real estate.
But to lose two pizza places is...
a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top!
What do Lou Mike-Toney's and Tony Lou's pizzerias
have in common? - Besides both being
pizza places?
- Exactly! They are both pizza places.
But not just any pizza places.
Two of our favorite pizza places.
And what's the key thing they have in common?
- Uh...besides having the same name but in different order?
- Do you think that's important?
- No.
- Whatever! It's us.
We are the link between all these places,
ergo, whoever's behind this isn't only after pizza.
They're after us.
And clearly, we all know
that it's Pizzasaurus,
the evil spawn of the Loch Ness Monster
and Big Foot! It's taking over Pizza Week!
- Pizzasaurus? We've been over this.
None of those things are real.
- Calm down! Everything's gonna be fine.
We just need to eat.
So let's get to the next place as fast as possible.
To the Shell Hogs!
[engine revs]
[tires screeching]
Let's get our pizza on!
Ha. If only life were that simple.
- Thank the Pizza Supreme In The Sky!
My favorite place--Mike-Tony's Favorite Lou Pizza--
is still here.
- See? Everything's fine.
[people screaming]
Everything was not fine.
[screaming continues]
- Aaaaah!
- These must be the creatures destroying our pizza places!
- It's the Man! Let's blow this joint
before it kills our vibe!
- Is that the same as dig? I dig digging.
Ooh, I'm gonna dig, dig, dig!
- Hey!
- After them!
[engines revving]
- Ohh! - Whoa!
all: Aaaahhhh!
- Why is this Pizza Week so hard?
[screaming continues]
[engines revving]
- Aaah! - Aah!
- What the--
- Pfffft! - It's them!
- Dig, dig, dig, dig,
dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!
- You guys take the ones on the right.
We'll go left.
- Cowabunga!
- Dig! Dig, dig!
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.
Dig, dig, dig-dig-dig!
[tires screeching]
♪ ♪
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!
- Where is she? Huh?
- [chortling] - Huh?
- Ga-ee! - [chortling]
- Aah! - Aah!
- Dig, dig-- [groans]
- Wah ha ha ha ha!
I'm usually a peaceful turtle.
But you destroyed my favorite thing in the world!
You...will feel pain!
- Hoo hah hah hah hah hah!
[all screaming]
- Ooh!
[exclaiming]
- Ha. Huh?
Oh, no, Mike-Tony's!
She's going to send a sound wave through that pillar
and take out the whole building!
Get me close!
[feedback] - Rock and roll!
- Ha ha! - Sound check!
- Hee-yah--
- Punk rock!
♪ ♪
So long, loser!
- Drive! [engines revving]
- Ahhhhhh...
- Nooooooooo!
- No, no, no--aaaahhhh! - Aaaaaahhhhh!
- Mike Tony's!
- Why do they have to tear down everything
that's beautiful in the world?
- Truth is, I had no answers, just ideas.
Boys, Pizza Week is not just a week.
It is a week about family coming together.
It's seven days of putting aside
what makes us different
and coming together as pizza lovers.
- Does he think we don't know what week is?
- I wasn't sure they knew what a week was.
Five weekdays and a weekend
that culminate in me eating my favorite pizza
in the whole wide crazy world.
- Does he know that those mutants
are on their way to sinkhole
Mike and Lou: The Brothers Tony Pizza?
- Huh--Say what now?
- Didn't you hear those mutants say,
"Three down, one to go"? - Yeah, but they could be
talking about anything. Ha. Right?
Right?!
- This is a random health inspection!
Everybody out!
[accordion music continues]
- Health inspection?
- Sir, we've received reports that, uh...
[tearfully] I can't do it, guys.
It'll ruin him. - I got it.
I'll be Dr. Delicate Touch.
You've got bugs!
[all screaming]
- Bugs? This is the first time in 25 years
I've ever had any kind of bug--
- Okay, fine, we're all having a bad day--get over it.
- I just want you to know, sir,
that we'll have your place back open so you can
get back to serving high-quality pies in--
- Enough! Let's get back to exterminating!
Wah-hah hah hah hah hah!
Hah hah hah hah!
- So should we be worried about him?
- Probably.
- They're all gonna pay!
- Soon, everyone'll know our name--
DIGG! Who should we get to direct
our first music video, huh?
[drilling sound]
- Can we fight 'em with the drill?
- No! It would be far too effective.
- Your personal vendetta against us
is over!
- What are you idiots talking about?
We've never met you before today.
- Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Sure! Attack!
- Cowabunga! - Aaaahhh!
[battle cries] - [chortling]
- Whoa! - Oh!
[overlapping yelling]
- Dig!
Dig, dig, dig, dig!
Dig, dig!
- Stop saying that! - Dig, dig, dig!
- All right, why are you ruining Pizza Week?
- Who cares about pizza?
We're an underappreciated band.
- That hates pizza!
- Why are you so focused on the pizza?
We're taking out the pillars. - Pillars?
- Once we take out this last support pillar,
the Kaufman Coliseum will sink down,
giving us a captive audience to rock out for.
[rapid chords]
Yeah!
Yeeeaaah! - Time out.
So you're saying this isn't a multilevel conspiracy
that may or may not involved the mayor or Illuminati
or centers around taking down our four favorite pizza places?
- No. We don't even like pizza, dude.
- Unless pizza's for digging!
- So you're saying that not only did you destroy
everything I love in the world,
but you didn't even have the common courtesy
to know you were doing it?!
- So you guys just wanna play a gig?
- Yes! And gig rhymes with dig!
- Like I said, Pizza Week is a magical time.
It can bring families back together...
[crowd cheering] - For too long
my family has been torn apart by pizza.
But no more! Today, we come together
as Famous Lou-Mike-Tony- Toney's Pizza!
- It can create new beginnings...
- Hit it, my costumed friends!
- One, two, three, four.
♪ Pizza pit, pizza pit ♪
♪ Munch, munch, munch in the pizza pit ♪
♪ Eat some crust, eat some crust ♪
♪ Crunch, crunch, crunch, gonna eat some crust ♪
- It can make dreams come true.
And that's how, for one week,
or five weekdays and two weekend days,
Pizza Week was saved
by me. - Who are you talking to?
[thudding footsteps] [roaring]