- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
[lively music playing]
- Action star Lou Jitsu is back
in "Hot Soup: The Game"!
- [sniffs] Ah.
Oh! - [cackles]
Your soup is mine.
- I will fight my way up to you, Boss Level.
- 60 levels of chop-socky violence!
- [grunts]
- [screams]
- [shouts]
- Hot soup!
♪ ♪
[all gasp]
- Lou Jitsu was in a video game?
- We gotta get it. We gotta get it!
Accessing worldwide inter-tubes.
Hmm. Lou Jitsu nunchucks, Lou Jitsu sunglasses--oh!
Here it is.
Lou Jitsu's "Hot Soup: The Game."
Montes Auction House. Buy it now!
Click!
[gong sounds]
Oh, baby!
We are the proud owners of one very old mint-condition copy
of "Hot Soup: The Game"!
- Wait a minute, you bought it at an auction house?
How are we gonna pick it up with, uh, this whole situation?
- That's not your problem, 'cause I'm gonna go get it--
by myself. - What? By yourself?
Are you out of your ooze-twisted mind?
- I'm not a baby, Raph. I got the "squills,"
the moves, the ninja realness!
I'm ready for my first solo mission.
- Of course you are-- in seven to ten years.
Right now, it's just too dangerous.
- I say we let him go, Raph.
You went out on your own when you were his age.
- Yeah, but when I was his age, I was two years older.
- What is up with your math?
- Donnie, would you please talk some sense into these guys?
- Hmm?
Yeah, yeah, whatever Leo said is probably right.
- Thanks for believing in me, Donnie.
- [grunts] - Leo, I love you.
As for you, Raph, you get last game!
- Hey.
- Mikey out! - [snarls]
- [laughs]
- Hey, Mikey, you forgot your--
[groans]
- [grunting]
[sneaky music]
♪ ♪
Oh, baby, I should've brought candles,
'cause this is a piece of cake.
♪ ♪
[tense music]
- You have shown great skill
as a new recruit of the Foot Clan.
Your final test is a mission
you must complete entirely on your own.
- Excellent.
What enemy of our clan
am I to crush between my fists?
[intense music]
- Uh, no crushing.
You are here to receive a mysterious artifact
that was said to be in the possession
of action film star Lou Jitsu.
- Oh, he was the best!
- Oh, yeah.
"Jitsu for Justice"? That's my favorite.
It's the movie that got me interested in crime.
- Ooh, and "Punch Chowder."
He defeats an entire organized crime mob
using clamshells as his only weapon.
- [together] "Hot Soup"!
- Hai, senseis.
I will study these important motion pictures.
- Uh, anywho,
you are to enter the auction house
and retrieve any Lou Jitsu merchandise.
- I will tear this place asunder
until I find every Lou Jitsu item within its walls.
- Okay, okay, okay. Shh, shh, shh.
Love the intensity, but let's just go stealth.
No muss, no fuss.
- Foot Clan!
- Somebody had her coffee.
♪ ♪
- [exhales] Okay, Magic Mike,
time to snag that game, go home,
and rub it in Raph's face.
[gasps]
No! [yelps]
How much they want for this?
Ooh, it's got a feather! [blows]
- Who are you? - [screams]
- What are you doing here? - I'm a customer
here to pick up my Lou Jitsu video game.
- Lou Jitsu?
- Are you narrowing your eyes because you like Lou Jitsu?
- Lou Jitsu!
Yes, "Punch Chowder" is my favorite
motion picture film movie.
- Oh, okay. Well then--
[gasps] What the?
- I shall return. Stay here and do nothing!
[grunting]
- [grunts]
- [grunting]
- Recruit, what's wrong?
- There's someone here.
A talking turtle.
And he is asking about Lou Jitsu merchandise!
- Those turtles again?
They must be after the artifact too.
- Oh, yeah, you're gonna need help.
We'll be right o-- - No, no. You know the rules.
To pass, she must complete her mission by herself.
- Senseis, permission to vanquish his soul
to the depths of oblivion?
- Yeah, sure. - Okay, why not?
- What if he destroys her instead?
- Well, then, we promote Jocelyn instead.
I mean, we go through a recruit a week, right?
- Hmm. Something's up.
She says she works here, but the lights are off.
But maybe there's a power outage.
But she didn't care about this whole situation.
Eh, but maybe she thought I was in costume.
But she did like "Punch Chowder."
But only criminals like "Punch Chowder"!
[grunts]
[driving music]
Hey! What's the big idea?
- An enemy of the Foot much perish.
You will not claim the artifact.
- But I have a receipt.
- [panting]
- [shouts]
[both grunting]
Is this how you normally treat customers?
Ow! 'Cause if it is, I'd like to speak
to your supervisor! [shouts]
[grunts]
[music plays on record player] - [laughs]
♪ ♪
- [screams]
Huh? What? I'm not paying for that.
- Ha-ha! - [screams]
- Ha! - [grunts]
[groans]
- [grunts] - [screams]
♪ ♪
[exhales]
Hey, it's my game!
You're getting that soup, Lou, baby.
Solo mission complete.
- Hiyah!
- [screams]
[dramatic music]
- [gasps] Lou Jitsu.
The artifact. Give it to me!
- I said I own it fair and square!
♪ ♪
[door clicking]
[grunts]
- Ha! [panting]
- [whimpers]
[grunts]
♪ ♪
[both struggling]
[cell phone ringing]
- Shell-o?
- Hey, buddy. Uh, just checking in,
making sure you're, uh, okay. Everything okay?
You're okay, right?
- Yes, Raph, I'm fine!
Uh, I've got everything under control-- [screams]
[debris clatters]
- I have the artifact!
And you won't leave
until I've smashed your shell into powder.
- What? Hey, who was that?
- [yelps]
- Just a--um, uh, a pushy clerk
trying to sell me the extended warranty.
Heh. I'm not interested!
I'm totally fine. Mikey out.
[cell phone beeps]
- My overprotective brother sense is tingling.
Donnie, tap into their security camera.
- Oh, sure, let me just load
my "tap into every security camera in New York" app.
I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm.
It wasn't. I am in.
[mellow music]
- Oh. I guess he's okay.
- [yelps] - [grunts]
- That's it! Mikey needs us.
♪ ♪
[both grunting]
♪ ♪
- [yelps]
♪ ♪
Hiyah!
- You...can't... hit...me!
- [grunts, gasps]
Aww! Now that's cute. - Ha-ha!
Knife throw! - [yelps]
You monster!
♪ ♪
Back to me, Lou, baby!
- [grunts]
♪ ♪
- Ha-ha!
[grunts]
[device chimes] - Hello, you.
How's everything going?
- [groans] It's under control. I'll be out in a minute!
[intense music]
Hiyah!
- [groans] Ooh!
- You're finished, turtle scum.
- [grunts]
♪ ♪
[both grunt]
[groans]
- Yeah!
[yelps] - No!
- And Raph thought I couldn't do this all by myself.
Ha! Solo mission complete.
- Mikey! We're here to rescue you, buddy.
- [shouts, groans]
[tense music]
- I'm just gonna take a quick look.
- I told you... [device humming]
she must prove herself a-- ooh, hello?
What's this? - They're all there.
It's an ambush!
- I had it in my hands! I was literally ready to leave!
What part of "by myself" don't you understand?
[string twangs] - Aw, little man.
- What? Say what?
- I mean big man.
I will open up my apology wallet
and give you a big stack of-- - Yeah, yeah.
Mistakes were made. Lessons were learned.
We've got a video game to play, so vámonos, hermanos.
- Ha-ha! [turtles gasp]
♪ ♪
[all grunting]
- [shouts]
[grunts]
- Ha! Solo mission complete.
[yelps]
- We're here to rescue you.
- No! I had it in my hands! I was literally ready to leave.
What part of "by myself" don't you understand?
- Yeah, she gets it.
- Stay out of this, you little pip-squeak.
- Whoa! Whose brother you calling a pip-squeak, toe head?
- Maybe you're the pip-squeak.
- I'll protect you, Mikey! - [grunts]
[mysterious music]
- Wait a minute.
That is not the artifact we seek.
- Wha--i--it's the only Lou Jitsu thing here.
- Well, then, your mission is a bust--
on a technicality, of course.
But don't be discouraged.
The road to success is paved with miles of failure.
♪ ♪
- I shall prove I am worthy next time!
- Yes, yes, I know. Come.
We'll get a nice falafel.
[both grunting]
[quirky music]
- Chop-socky violence, here we come!
[heavenly choral music]
Sure you don't want first game, Raph?
- [groans] [laughter]
- Oh, I earned it? Why, thank you.
[game chimes]
[lo-fi music]
♪ ♪
What? Lou Jitsu's a beige rectangle?
This is a rip-off!
- Whoa! Lou Jitsu's "Hot Soup: The Game"?
Look at those realistic ripped abs.
[laughs] I will fight my way up to you, Boss Level!