- ♪ Rise of the
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise
♪ Cowabunga
♪ Rise of the
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise
[sly music]
- This is Purple Knight. Is everyone in position?
- Red King is set. - Mikey is in position.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why does Mikey get to use his real name as his code name?
- [sighs] He doesn't. Orange Pond, please use your--
- What? Why am I the pond?
- I'm changing my code name too.
Uh, blue--Bluey. No, blue, uh--
- No, no, no one is changing their code names.
Please, everybody, just pay attention.
[sighs deeply]
We are dealing with the Purple Dragons,
evil villainous hackers.
Now, they have the Dragon's Tooth.
- Uh, double checking--it is a real dragon's tooth, right?
- No, no, it is not,
because dragons nor their teeth are real.
What it is, is a piece of technology
so powerful that if it falls into their hands,
we could be looking at something apocalyptic.
That is why everyone needs to be ready.
The Purple Dragons are serious and--
- [screams] [crashes]
- Red King, report. Are you okay?
I repeat. Are you okay?
- Not really.
There's a pigeon with pizza in its mouth.
It's a pizza pigeon!
I gotta get it for my social, bro.
- Pizza pigeon? [laughs] Awesome.
- We're gonna be Internet famous.
You gotta get that picture, Raph.
- I'm trying. - Guys?
- Shh-shh-shh! I'm taking the picture.
- You're terrible at pictures. I'm coming over.
- And there it is.
As usual, looks like we gotta handle this ourselves.
Cyber Bishop, plan B.
- See that? That is a cool code name.
- Let's do this, bro!
- Hya!
- [winces]
[yelps]
[pigeon humming]
[grunts]
Oh, hey! There it is.
[dramatic music]
- Mikey, don't.
[laser, robots whirr]
- Uh...
♪
- Orange Pond and Purple Knight are in check.
We need backup. - On it.
Hey, Leo.
- Pizza pigeon!
[pigeon hums]
- Oh, yeah! - [laughs]
- Guys, where are you? Guys?
Mikey?
- [yelps]
[screams]
- Beach ball.
Why did it have to be my greatest fear?
Why did it have to be beach ball?
- Hey, it's not your fault.
- It's okay. You'll get it next time.
- Didn't get the photo? Didn't get the photo?
Because you were too focused on a pigeon with pizza,
a piece of military-grade technology
remains in the hands of--
- A high school tech club? - That's right.
- Yeah, well, your fear of beach balls didn't help any.
I just don't think we were all on the same page.
- Not on the same page, huh?
Well, I think the problem is,
while I come up with brilliant plans,
you guys just goof around like dumb-dumbs.
Meh!
'Cause you're dumb.
Dumb, dumb-dumbs.
- I mean, you can kinda see it here.
[whooshes]
- And that move is why I'm gonna crush you
in Skate Bottom tomorrow-- [explosion]
- I've done it!
[all cough] - Done what?
- I have created something that will make us unstoppable.
- You finally finished your drill?
- [laughs] No.
- Is it my Skate Hawks idea?
You see, the Hawks that we strap to ourselves, and then--
- You say the word,
I'm ready to go wrangle some hawks.
- Not Skate Hawks.
- Uh, what's going on?
- Oh, just let me close you in
to the Mental Intelligence Reprogramulator--
I mean, the Pizza Fun Box.
[together] Pizza Fun Box?
[suspenseful music]
- Everything's going to be brilliant,
four times as brilliant.
[laughing] Evil laugh!
[all laughing]
[electricity crackling]
[laughs manically]
♪
[electricity fizzles]
[all groan]
- [gasps] Did it work?
How do you feel?
- I feel...smarter.
- By Hawking, it worked.
You dumb-dumbs are as smart as me now.
- Are we as smart as you, or as intelligent as you?
- You know, it might seem like semantics,
but it is an important distinction.
- This is the greatest day of my life.
Relishing chuckle.
Now, who is ready for a second try?
Let's get that Dragon's Tooth. All right, Mikey, you--
- On it.
[rockets whooshing]
[grunts]
[rockets cackling]
- Raph, are you-- - In position.
Hydraulics.
- Leo, get ready too. - All set.
- Wormholes.
[animal squeaks]
- Oh, it's everything I ever wanted.
- One must take one's time.
♪
Eureka.
[power whirrs]
[wildcat growls]
- I am so proud of you. Ah, they grow up fast.
I am pleased to announce that
we are finally an unstoppable team.
And I have been waiting for a long time to do this.
[air horn blares]
Successful mission dance party!
[all laughing, chattering]
- I'm dancing!
- Ah, it's like looking into a beautiful, beautiful mirror.
- [chuckles] It's such an advanced piece of technology.
It's hard to decide what to use it on.
- I know. I know.
But it's gotta be great since we can only use it once.
[grunts]
- What if we could use it to launch
a whole network of satellites?
- Or we could use it to power my Super Collider.
- Whoa, how did you build that?
- With some spare parts in your workshop.
- I'm sorry. You went into my workshop?
- Yes, and I also reorganized your motherboards
by processing power.
- Smart... [sighs]
Cool, cool, cool. Cool, cool, cool.
What a day.
- [snoring]
[soft playful music]
- [snoring]
[dramatic music]
- So, guys, who's ready for our Big Game Escape Ball?
- No can do, got lots of work,
definitely, lots of work.
- Oh... [mutters] Oh, okay.
- Actually... - [gasps]
- I have been looking everywhere
for some Swiss ball bearings.
- It is all about ball bearings nowadays.
[upbeat music[
- Hey, guys! Pizza's here!
You're not gonna even take a break for pizza?
What about you, Mikey?
Pizza? Huh?
- Can't, too busy rewiring your systems.
- Rewiring my systems?
What--dang, that is some tasty circuit work, Mikey.
But wait, you're messing with my tech?
- Tech? [laughs]
You call this junk tech?
- Yeah, sick burn, Raph... [chuckles]
Wait, you burned me. What's going on here?
- Why don't you go keep yourself busy
with that skateboard thing of yours
so we can do the real work.
Go, go. Off, off.
- Hey, wait. You're trying to get rid of me.
That's what I do, but-- but to you.
- We're just a little busy. Let's suit up, shall we?
[hip-hop music]
♪
- Oh, you look magnificent.
But I thought purple was my-- my thing.
- Huh?
- I flew too close to the sun, Sheldon.
Who would've thought a team full of Donnies
would be more nightmare than dream come true?
Not I, that's for sure.
- Yeah, you beefed it.
- Yes, I beefed it.
Well, we know what we must do.
- I'll ready the disposal unit.
[metallic clanking]
[fire whooshes]
- Uh, not that. Too soon.
But I like where your head's at.
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but I miss the dumb-dumbs.
I want my brothers back.
[sly music]
all: Artisanal flatbread?
[pizza fizzles]
[cage clanks]
- Yes! Still got it.
[turtles chuckling] [gasps]
- Nice try, version 1.0.
- No, it can't be!
I've been out-hologramed by you!
[turtles laughing]
Mm.
[groans]
I failed.
I've lost my brothers forever.
I know we didn't always see eye to eye,
but I'm really gonna miss you guys.
It was messy, but gosh, it was fun,
which is totally something Leo would've said
after he cut that worm guy in half.
- Don't beat yourself up. It's just 100% your fault.
- Beat myself up? Beat myself up?
Gasp, I've got it.
To get my brothers back, I don't need to outsmarts them.
I need to outsmart myself.
♪
I give up.
You guys are too smart to be fooled.
I'll just leave you and the Dragon's Tooth alone.
- Does this apology have any strings attached?
- No, no. That is what I'm saying.
No strings attached.
- Uh, there's literally a string attached to you.
- Whatever you do, don't pull that.
It's just a prototype for a new aquatic battle shell.
- Mm, he told you not to pull it,
which of course means you should pull it.
- Unless he's doing the double reverse-reverse,
then you should not pull it.
- Ah, there it is-- classic Donnie overthink.
- Ah, it's the triple reverse. I'm pulling it.
[string whirrs]
[shell beeps] [all scream]
- You can do this, Donnie. You can do this.
all: Giant beach ball!
[all scream]
- Pop it! Pop it! Pop it!
- Why am I afraid of beach balls?
[ball pops]
- They're multiplying exponentially!
- Brohounds, gotta get out of here!
Follow my honest face to safety!
- [screams]
[frantic music]
[electricity crackling]
- [groans] It's not working.
They're still too smart. I need more power.
Alas, what irony.
I must use the supreme power of the Dragon's Tooth
to return my brothers to their blissful ignorance.
♪
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
[machine whirring sharply]
[machine whirring down]
- Ten bucks if I shove this up my nose, huh?
- It worked... [exhales]
I'll give you 20, brother.