- ♪ Rise of the
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise
♪ Cowabunga
♪ Rise of the
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise
[car honks]
- [humming]
[mischievous music]
- There he is, Todd--
the brilliant chef and my personal hero,
Rupert Swaggart.
- All I see is that scary meat-sweats dude.
- Yeah, he's an evil mutant now,
but back in the day, he was master of the spice.
- [laughs] Wow.
I guess being mutated can turn anybody nasty.
- Oh, he was always a jerk, but what a chef.
Some say he invented flavor.
- Forest truffle pork chops.
Mm, the delicious irony.
- Oh-me-gosh! He's making his signature dish.
Todd, what did we say about not moving?
- [grunts] [softly] Sorry, friend.
I was just trying to feel my neck again.
- I never could get my truffle pork chops
to taste as good as his.
There must be a secret ingredient.
- [snorts]
And now, for my secret ingredient--
the shadow moon truffle.
[foreboding music]
- [gasps] He uses mystic ingredients?
- Wait, what's a shadow moon truffle?
- A super rare mystic truffle that only grows
when Jupiter eclipses the full moon.
Maybe we could just grab a slice.
Follow my thoughts, baby.
[exciting percussive music]
- Do you think I could ride on your shoulders for a while?
- I think we both know that I'm a natural periscope.
Now, shlep me over to that truck
so I can watch my hero work.
- [humming] [pan sizzles]
[pan clinking]
All I need is one slice of that truffle.
- [whimpers] - [yelps]
[loud thunk, truck creaks]
[hawk caws]
- Mi truffle!
One of those naughty turtles, I see.
You'll pay for this, you tasty snoops!
- Don't blame the turtle! It was the woodchuck!
- Uh, I'm not a woodchu-- - You turtles!
You've been a roach leg in my sorbet since the day I met you!
But it's all right.
I'll make up for it with a little taste of you.
[both scream]
[frantic music]
- [snorting softly]
- [sighs] [all scream]
- Where are you going, lads?
I was just about to unleash the flavor!
- [in slow-motion] My friend!
- Todd!
[both screaming in slow motion]
- [whimpers] - Give me your power!
- Oh, my God, Todd!
- Nothing like having my whole being
sucked out... [grunts]
For a friend. - Yes.
I-I feel...
[dramatic music]
I feel..
splendiferous.
Hello, mateys.
What are you doing out here in the cold?
Why don't you come inside? I'll make you a nice cuppa.
- [whimpers]
- I'll catch up with you guys later.
- Why are you being so nice?
[gasps] That's right!
You sucked Todd's super power-- niceness!
- I just don't know what you mean,
but I do know that I'd love to have you
sample me forest ruffle pork chops.
Now, wait a minute. Where's me truffle?
I need to finish the dish. I've got company.
- Um, unfortunately, Todd knocked it in the air.
There was a bird situation.
What matters is, Todd lost it.
- Do you know what this means? - [squeaks]
[ominous music]
[whimpers]
- We'll have to go and get a new one tonight, chum.
- We? Us?
Tonight? - Has to be tonight.
There's a shadow moon, don't you know?
But first, palomino,
you ever had the funnel cake down by the boardwalk?
- No, I haven't.
- Well, off we go, then.
What about your friend face down there in the puddle?
- Ow.
- He'll be fine.
both: Funnel cake!
[happy music]
[both laugh]
[mandolin strums romantically]
♪
- Aww!
[necklace thunks] Yeah!
- Say bree!
[shutter clicks]
- Man, hanging out with my hero is a dream come true!
You taking what's-his-name's niceness
is the best thing that ever happened to me.
[grunts]
- The shadow moon.
Off to the swamp we go, friend of friends.
- Yes!
[frog croaks]
So, how do we spot the truffle?
- It will release a beautiful cloud
of shimmering spores into the night sky.
But don't breathe them.
They'll burn your nostrils and fuse your lungs to your heart.
But the truffle is delicious.
- Oh, snap. There it is.
[magical music]
- The swamp poses many challenges,
but nothing that me and me bestie can't conquer together.
Yeah? - Holla.
[sly music]
I got this, buddy of mine.
Hoo!
[grunting] - [cheering, laughing]
- [groans, chuckles]
- That shell of yours--
that'll get us through these vines, mon ami.
- You got it, bubba.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
There's so much me the shell does not cover!
- We'll get through this together.
- [yelps, grunts]
Oh, no.
You can handle mud. You're a pig.
- Right, and since I'm a natural periscope,
I shall navigate.
- [grunts]
[groans]
- There she is.
- The shadow moon truffle.
It's beautiful.
- It sure is.
And you know what would make this day perfect?
If my best mate would pluck it himself.
- [gasps] Best mate?
Say it again! No.
Say it when I get that truffle.
- [snorts]
- Whoa! [screams]
[tree creaks]
[whimpering]
What was that? [whimpers]
- Angry tree.
- What are you-- [squeaks]
- [evil chuckle]
- Chef Swaggart, what's happening?
- Must protect truffles! - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
- [cackles] Oh, I'm sorry, matey.
There's one thing I forgot to mention.
The truffle is protected by a mystical were-tree,
you know, full moon and all,
but thanks for being the distraction.
- [grunts] But I thought you were nice now.
- Oh, that wore off hours ago.
And by the way, you play a lousy mandolin.
- [stammers] What?
You said it sounded like
a choir of angels dipped in honey.
- Well, things look a little different
once the Todd goggles come off, innit?
- [yelps]
- Now, I'll be taking that truffle.
Wait, where is it?
- Is this what you're looking for?
[laughs triumphantly]
- Todd, how did you know I was in trouble?
- My squirrel friends told my bird friends
to tell my puppy friends to tell me.
- Paprika! [grunting]
Hold still, you critty little thing!
- You're no match for me... [grunts]
I'm a master of Passive Fu... [yips]
It's where I take your energy...[grunts]
And do nothing with it...
[laughs]
- Todd, get his glove!
- [grunting]
- [grunts] - [screams]
- [gasps] - [grunts]
- I don't feel so good.
- Whoa.
- Great thinking, friend. Now we can--uh-oh.
[dramatic music]
♪
- Time for a little midnight snack.
- Todd, you're a woodchuck. Chuck him!
- Okay, you keep saying I'm a woodchuck.
I'm a capybara!
- No, I'm pretty sure you're a woodchuck.
- You can continue this bickering
in my gutty-wutties!
- Rule number three of Passive Fu--
the bigger they are,
the faster you flee!
- Buddy, Todd,
I'm really sorry I treated you so badly
and ditched you for the psychopathic lunatic!
- You ditched me? I thought you were kidnapped.
[both yelling, grunts]
- I'll take me truffle now
and use it to cook me some scaredy-cat stew.
Huh? Where are you?
[snarls]
- Oh, man.
What would Raph do?
- Shark attack? Punch it in the nose.
Vampire? Garlic.
Werewolf? Silver.
A puppet?
Just curl up in a ball, buddy. You're going down.
- Thanks, Mind Raph. - But Mikey,
where are we gonna get something silver?
- You heard that? Oh-me-gosh--my BFF mallet.
It's pure silver, baby!
And I'd be happy to return it.
- [snarling]
- All right, we gotta get him right in the hollow.
- Okay, get on my shoulders. - No, Todd.
This time, you're the periscope.
- [sniffs] Really?
I'm finally the periscope?
- [sniffing] - Hey, tree chef.
You are official unfriended!
- [grunts] Right in me knothole!
[screams]
[electricity booms]
Oh, shallots.
both: Yes!
- Couldn't have done it without you, bud.
Hey, still got that truffle?
[happy music]
♪
Here we go-- two best friend specials.
- Mmm, forest truffle pork chops.
[sniffs] Oh, they smell divine!
[dogs barking] - Huh?
Ah, well.
Can I have a bite of yours, best friend?
[dark music]
- Uh... [laughs]
Oh, Todd. - [snarls]