- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
- And as the spring breakers ran screaming,
the shark swam all the way home,
belly full and ready for a good night's sleep.
The end.
Aww. Nighty-night, my pwecious wittle Piebald.
Muah! [walks away]
- Psst, Piebald, Dad's gone.
You ready to play? Hmm?
Yeah!
- Okay. Goalie ready?
Ready, set, go! Ha!
[grunting]
- [grunting efforts] - Hey!
- Oh, no!
[all gasp]
[all exhale]
[all exclaim]
- [all yell] - Piebald needs water, fast!
- Quick, get me two billion molecules of diatomic--
- [grunts] - Donnie--
- [together] Not helping! - [sighs]
You know, I wish you guys
would take a greater interest in my science.
We're brothers, but sometimes it feels like
we're just roommates. - Donnie,
if you don't cut it out with your middle child nonsense,
I'm gonna shove your head in the--
the toilet!
- Good thinking, Raph. - Bravo.
Okay, so now that Piebald's safe,
game on!
[grunts]
- Hey! - Ow!
- [grunts]
[flushing]
- No! Ahh!
Piebald!
Ahh! Oh.
It was just a dream, Mikey.
We lost her a long time ago, and Leo was right.
Hiding the truth beats being in trouble.
[screams]
Oh. It's just some new graffiti.
That won't give me nightmares.
Huh? "You flush me I flush you."
[screams]
Whoa!
Wait! [stammers] - Why am I not getting
my beauty Z's right now? - It was right here.
I--I swear. It said, "You flush me I flush you."
She's back and--and-- and she's mad at us!
- She? - [gasps]
I know you're not talking about
the thing we talked about never talking about.
- It's Pie-- - Not here.
- [thunder booms] - You gotta believe me!
Piebald's back.
She's after us because we flushed her.
- Relax. I'm not a scientist,
but this is 100% just your guilt glands
secreting guilt-zymes into your central guilt-us system.
- Raph is right. He is not a scientist.
But separately, he's also right
that this Piebald jazz is in your head.
- No, it's not. We have to tell Dad the truth.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We're not telling Dad anything.
Look, we all miss her, but a year ago,
we stood on this roof and decided--
- You decided.
- We decided to replace Piebald with an identical goldfish
so Dad's heart wouldn't be broken.
He wins, we win and Piebald wins.
- Piebald got flushed! - Uh, if I may--
Leo's idea about the whole not getting in trouble thing--
very convincing. - I second that.
- Looks like everyone agrees with me
that we renew our pact of secrecy
and never tell Dad the truth.
One, two, three, let's go.
- Yada, yada, yada, eternal silence.
Back to the lair, boys! - [thunder booms]
[dramatic music]
[video game music plays]
- [sighs]
Maybe they're right. You just need to relax.
- Player two has entered the game!
- Huh? - You flushed me,
I flush you.
- [whimpers]
[dark music]
- [laughs]
- [screams]
Don't flush me! [grunts]
- [sighs] What? - [groans]
It's Piebald! She's after me.
- Forget that name.
Does the pact of secrecy mean nothing to you?
Bros, I say we lock Mikey up till morning.
- What? - Yes.
- Yeah. - Genius idea, Leo.
- Fantastic. The graffiti wall agrees.
[shimmering tone]
- Hey, guys, it's me, Piebald!
Remember? We used to be friends.
But now I wanna flush you!
[all scream]
- Okay, so she's a mutant.
[all shrieking, stammering]
- Ah, I don't know what's more unsettling,
the giant goldfish, or the possibility
that Mikey may be right.
- And did you see her camouflage power?
Class A. - She's after us
because we flushed her and covered it up.
Guys, we have to tell Dad the truth.
- No way! - [grunts]
- The only responsible thing
is to get rid of her before Dad finds out
and then go back to pretending this never happened.
- Solid solution. - Hello, fish food!
[all scream]
- What? Just grabbing a late night snack
for my sweet, precious Piebald.
[eerie music]
Say, why do you look like you have something to confess?
[all gasp]
- Huh? - Hm?
- Ohh.
[intense music]
- You will pay for this!
- Don't you rat us out to the rat.
- [whimpering]
[glass shatters]
Dad, the truth is-- - Hm?
- [whimpering]
We--I, uh--we--I-- - Snitches get stitches.
I tooted.
- Ugh, back to bedy-bye, Piebald.
- Phew! Way to throw Dad off the scent.
[sniffs] Oh, you weren't joking.
- Okay, let's suit up, stat!
- Yeah! - Huh!
[bubbling]
- She could be behind us or in front of us.
The only thing we know for sure is she's not right here.
[grunts] - Agreed. And Mikey,
you did the right thing not telling Dad.
In the end, a lifetime of guilt and regret
will be its own reward. [grunts]
- [laughs] Well said, Donnie.
- You're not off the hook yet!
[both yelp]
[eerie music]
- [whimpers]
[liquid bubbling]
♪ ♪
- Boo! - [both scream]
- [screaming] - Flee!
- Oh, me gosh! - Ahh!
[both whimpering]
- We have to go back for our brothers.
Or are you gonna replace them, too?
- Guy--eeh--
- When will the lies end?
- I don't lie, I just change the truth.
And you will keep your mouth shut.
[banging]
[both whimper]
[metal screeching]
- Who--who's there?
Donnie? Santa?
[whimpering]
- Buddies! - [both scream]
- Wait. - Buddies!
Frankenfoot!
Frankenfoot, quick, get inside. [grunts]
There's a mutant goldfish. [screams]
- Buddies! [grunt] - [laughter]
- Whoa!
- Out the floor hatch, fast! - Whoa! Ahh!
- [grunts] - Caught ya, confetti boy!
[laughs]
- Oh, no! - No, no!
- [laughs] - Ninja crawl-jitsu.
[both whimpering]
[both scream] - [screams]
- [screams] Leo!
- Mikey! Okay. Keep your wits,
and do what any mature and brave individual would.
[whimpers]
Daddy!
Papa! - [laughs]
The flushing is nigh!
- Huh? - "Nigh" means soon, kid.
Read a book.
- [stammering]
[sighs] Oh, boy.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Okay, no time to think this through.
My family needs me.
[grunts]
Look out, Piebald, the saving is nigh.
I learned book words! Ahh!
[laughing]
[screaming]
Once I find the bluefin, it's flushing time.
You know what a scream sounds like under water?
[gurgling]
- Okay. I should've thought this through.
Come on, Leo. Think.
Hmm. Piebald may have camouflage,
but I have pajama-flage.
- [grunts] - What did we ever do
to deserve thi--oh, right, right, the flushing.
- You dumb disc-slingers flushed me alive
and replaced me with an imposter
so my own loving father didn't know I was missing.
Who does that?
I was lost and alone
and some trash wizard tried to eat me.
But my flavor was too robust, and I escaped.
I was forced to embrace the sewer circle of life
and eat things I am not proud of.
Now you losers can feel what it's like to be mutants
and live in the sewers. - That's already our thing.
Surprise attack, nigh. - What the--
- Ahh!
[grunting] [groans]
- [clang] - Huh? Ahh!
- Now that the whole family's here,
It's time for my flushing revenge!
- We never meant to flush you.
It was an accident, honest.
How about we make it up to you with a nice dinner out?
Sushi? I mean fish and chips, er, branzino.
Why can't I stop suggesting fish?
- [laughs, grunts]
- Ah! Ahh! - Ahh! [grunts]
- Sorry, Dad. It was me who made everyone
keep the secret from you.
[grunting]
Flush me and let my family go.
- [laughs] Let your family go.
I love that idea. [laughs]
[all scream]
- I love you guys!
- [rope cracks] - [all scream]
[all grunt]
- Huh? [gasps, laughs]
- [laughs] - Huh?
- And that is why you always tell the truth.
[both laugh] - Got ya!
You should see your faces.
- Huh? - How do you do--
- Wait, what? - What did--
- Did-- - After a year,
I made my way home, only to find
a googly-eyed rock living in my fishbowl.
Poor form, guys. - I was shocked
to discover you boys had lied to me.
So we planned this whole thing to teach you a lesson.
- I don't know... how to feel now.
- My sons, you know I love you,
but you only remember lessons
when you learn them the hard way.
So, remember, lying is bad, and Dad is good.
Night, night! - Buddies!
- Later, turds.