- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
- Okay, we're rolling.
So, tell me, what are the Lair Games?
- Ah, well, it started six years ago
when we got swept up in the water bottle challenge.
♪ ♪
- The Lair Games are the single greatest day of the year!
It's better than Halloween, Thanksgiving, my birthday...
- It's a one day, 16 event,
brother-versus-brother competition.
♪ ♪
- ...uh, me finding a quarter day,
me finding a quarter anniversary day--
- It challenges you. Both physically and mentally.
And this year was the craziest year ever.
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- As is tradition at the annual Lair Games,
the winner of last year's-- - As five-time champ,
I'd like you all to stand while I speak.
- Ugh, losing to Leo is the worst.
You know how they say act like you've been there before?
Leo never read that book.
- When I say king, you say Leo. King.
Leo. That was great.
Okay, but enough about
my numerous victories-- there are many.
This year, in an effort to inspire you
to be as great as I am... - [grumbles]
- ...I'm offering up the biggest prize yet.
My room. AKA, the best room. - [gasping]
♪ ♪
- It wasn't about the room.
It was about taking something away from him.
[roaring]
Something he loved.
- Man, we were just tired of losing,
and no one lost worse than Donnie.
- [grunts] Ow!
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- Yah! Ahh! - [laughs]
Ah!
- Ahh! Huh. [grunts]
- [laughs]
- No one wanted to let Leo chump them again this year.
We were ready for war.
♪ ♪
- Ladies and gentlemen, reporting to you live
on the scene from our first event, the..
♪ ♪
[beeping]
And they're off!
Ooh, it looks like someone has separated themselves
from the pack.
Down the stretch they come.
And...it's...blue.
Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have bet on red.
- I may be bald, but call me the hare
because I smoke tortoises.
- In second...purple?
- What? - I can't believe it.
This is unprec--ah.
- [feedback rings] - Second place, huh?
What's that feel like? - 'Nardo, please don't.
- Because I only get first.
- Second, baby!
- Donnie got second, and I was like,
am I dreaming?
- ♪ I just got second ♪
♪ I just got second ♪
[imitating trumpet]
- It wasn't a great start for me.
[grunts]
[chimes]
- And it's a clear, indoor day.
Conditions are ideal, as we begin event number two...
- My signature event.
The goop that separates the turtles from the tadpoles.
- Uh, that's not exactly-- - The mice from the rats.
- Yeah, again, you're wrong. - Who's gonna flinch first?
Wow, well, my money's on Donnie.
- Three, two, one.
[pipes clattering]
- Pizza supreme in the sky,
please give me strength. - [laughs]
♪ ♪
[sputters]
♪ ♪
- Ohh, it's too gross. I can't do it.
- My face is to pretty to be slimed!
- Final two. - Time to tap out, brother.
Time to remember who you are.
- You first, brother.
- It's your last chance. - [breathing heavily]
- [whimpering] Huh!
No! [babbles]
- Blue's out! Purple wins?
- Yes! I w--ohh!
- Ohh! - Oh, my gosh!
- The guy who wears gloves to read his comics got gooped!
- Literally, the taste of victory was horrible.
But figuratively, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
- You should've seen the look on his face.
- It was then I knew we were witnessing history.
[upbeat music plays]
[grunting]
♪ ♪
[chiming]
- Donnie won three in a row. - [laughs]
- He was next level.
[chiming]
♪ ♪
[grunting]
But Leo-- [chuckles]
He wasn't going down without a fight.
- [noise makers squeal] - [chiming]
- [groaning]
- Mm. - Ah!
- [chuckles] - [chimes]
- I can fit a whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see?
- I mean, nothing ever phases Leo.
But that day, Donnie was getting to him.
- So we agreed, no questions about the incident, right?
- Of course! [sucks teeth] Please.
Leo, tell me about the incident.
[laughs]
♪ ♪
- Going into the penultimate event,
Fridge Balance, I knew I had it.
It was my day, and when it's your day, you gotta ride it.
As the great Bard once said,
"...to thine own self, beat Leo!"
- And that's when Leo fell. Or did he?
- So you think he did it on purpose.
- If purple wins this event,
it will be almost impossible for blue to catch up.
Oh, no,
blue is starting to wobble. - Ah, ah, ah!
[straining]
Oh, oh, oh.
Ahh!
[crashing]
[both groan]
- Purple hit the ground first.
Blue wins!
- Yeah! Whoo!
- It was Leo! He did it on purpose.
- I'm only talking to you to set the record straight.
I didn't do it on purpose. I mean, how could I?
I had half a fridge on my chin.
This is just like the Salisbury Witch Trials.
- The Salisbury Witch Trials.
- Donnie. - Ahh!
- Donnie, are you okay?
- You did this! You'll do anything to win!
My ankle! My moment!
I heard it pop. I thought it was all over.
Everything I worked for. Everything I dreamed ab--
I--I'm sorry. Can I have a moment?
[sobs]
[somber music]
[chimes]
- [sighs] At that point,
it looked like it was over for Donnie.
Ha! Did you see his ankle?
- It was huge! I thought we should amputate.
It was over. Leo had it again.
- Jump!
♪ ♪
- New year, same result.
- Another perfect ten for blue.
And with purple unable to bowl--
- Not so fast, my friend.
I'm here, brother. Let's bowl.
- When Donnie showed up, I was like,
whaaa? - ..ahhh...
- Whaaa? - ...aaaat?
[intense music]
♪ ♪
- Uh-- - I bet you were scared, huh?
- Scared? Me? I'm never scared.
Is Lou Jitsu scared of, uh, cold soup?
No, no. Scared?
♪ ♪
- Donnie needs a ten to win.
- Ugh. [grunts]
- I knew he could do it...
is something I would say if I was crazy.
- With that ankle... - Come on!
- ...rolling east to west? No way.
- Come on! Oh, no! [yells]
[grunting]
- Yeah! - What?
- Whoo-hoo! - Ooh, yeah!
- No!
[grunts, gasps]
Ohh!
- It's a nine! - [all] What?
[chimes]
- Wait a second, that means-- - We tied!
- Tied? - No one knew what to do.
I mean, what do we do?
Did we consult the bylaws? Did we call the president?
- Section four, article seven.
"In the instance of a tie, the next event will be a...
[both yell]
- [laughs]
I had waited my whole life for this.
- Splinter's choice? Are you crazy?
Who came up with that?
[intense music]
- [vocalizing] Out of retirement...
[vocalizing] ...for one night only...
[vocalizing] ...it's Splinter!
♪ ♪
Time for the Slippery Whippery Woo!
- Ahh! No! Why?
- Ohh! - [retches]
- Pretty great name, right?
Sudden death tiebreaker Purple versus blue.
Whoever catches me wins the Lair Games.
Now, let's go!
[both grunt]
[laughing]
- [laughs] Got you, old man!
- No, it is I who has him.
- [grunting]
- [grunts] - [grunts] Hey!
- Ah! [grunts] - Like this.
[grunting efforts]
- Ow! - Oh, not again!
- [grunts]
- Ahh! Huh! Hey! - [grunts]
- [grunting] Ow!
- [laughs]
- Ah!
Ah, oh! - [laughs]
- [grunts] Ahh!
Out of the way! - Whoa!
- Fibonacci! - Yeah!
♪ ♪
We both know how this ends, brother.
- Not today.
- You can't beat me. I'm the best there is,
the best there was and the best there ever will be!
Huh? - I started out a Never Leo,
but in the end...
- I was actually rooting for Donnie.
- You know what rhymes with second place?
Leo's face! - No, no!
- Thanks for the room, bro.
You know, a champion really needs his space.
[laughs] Champ burn! Burn! Champ burn!
- So, Leo, how does this loss feel?
- A better question would be...
did I really lose?
- [snoring]
- Shh. - [snoring]
[snoring continues]