- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
[squeaking]
- All alone.
Where are my brothers? They said they'd be here.
[groaning]
[jazzy music]
- Uh oh, Donnie forgot to text Raph we were running late.
- Oh, sweet, sweet Angelo,
how soon you forget that today, I am on vacation.
Hence, my board shorts: The international sign for
"I am not a useful member of society."
- We only left the guy alone for five minutes.
And we told him we had to find tubes.
- This is a job for Dr. Delicate Touch.
[clears throat]
Get your mind right, son!
- [yelps]
[rock music]
- [laughs]
- What took so long?
You know Raph gets weird when I'm left alone.
- Relax. Did you get a tube?
[dramatic music]
both: Whoa! - Where did you get that?
- Uh...
[metal creaks]
Borrowed it from Splinter?
- Splinter, who only owns robes and a shady past, let you--
- Tube time!
[laughs]
- Okay men, New York's sewers
are a dangerous and complex labyrinth--
- Full of creatures and games and rides?
This is going to be amazing! - What, no.
Where do you think we are? Just take every left turn
to stay on the lazy river, capisce?
- Whatever, Donnie. Mad Dogs, ahoy!
[dramatic music]
- Ain't this the life, boys?
A day off from Splinter's training
to kick back and bask in the luxury of--
- Dunk-a-roo!
[all yelp]
[gasping]
[coughing]
- [groans]
Can't you guys just do a sports pass
with your smelly ball or something?
- Who you calling smelly? Lace Face has been
part of this family longer than you.
Now, let's run the Midnight Special, boys
- Look alive, Leo!
- [laughs]
And trick passing.
[rock music]
- Sports!
- I got it, I got it! Oh, yeah!
[cheering]
- Yeah!
Uh-oh.
- Our football! Oh, and Raph!
[all groaning]
- Wrong way!
all: Raph, whee! Raph, whee!
- Guys! Don't leave me alone!
- We will find you, Raph!
[all yelling]
- Raph is all alone! Guys, we need to--
- Go down that slide again? - Yes, agreed.
Raph'll make it home eventually, I'm sure.
- No, Raph's our brother, and-- - Then why doesn't
he have Splinter's rugged good looks like we do?
[grunts]
[soft music]
- You know how savage Raph gets when he's alone.
He'll totally lose it if we don't find him fast.
Clock's ticking. - Fine.
But just so we're clear, today is my day off.
Respect the board shorts, bros. - Okay, cool.
Now, we need to go back up that tunnel to where we lost him.
- You guys got to try this.
[sharp inhale]
[loud clangs]
- [yells]
Tire and Lace Face,
we just need to pull ourselves up and--
[low beeping]
Tire, Lace Face! My emotional crutches!
[grunts]
Okay, Raph, you're a little lost,
a bit scared, and very alone.
[heavy breathing]
[exhales]
Time to panic!
I'm alone and panicking,
panicking, panicking, panicking!
Oof, glad I kept that part under control.
Whoopsie-daisy.
[metal creaking]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys hear that?
- [yelling]
[all groaning]
- Ow, my brain! Ow, my other brain!
- Huh, guys? Is that you?
Where are you? Don't lose it, Raph.
[exhales]
Please.
- Hey Ben, look. It's that red guy.
- Oh, he's one of those turtle jerks
that we hate, you know, for reasons I can't remember.
Let's eat him! - [groans]
Do you know how much trouble turtle is to eat?
You got to crack the shell, you got to drain the goo,
you got to scoop out the eyeballs
so he can't see you eating them.
Plus, it's not even that much meat.
No thanks. Hard pass.
- Okay, what if I told you there's a shortcut?
I heard if you scare them,
they just pop right out of their shell.
- And they just what, like, jump into your belly?
- Yes! Well, uh, actually,
full disclosure, I don't know. But let's find out!
[both groaning]
[bright music]
[slurping]
- Uh, where did you get that?
- Today's vibes were supposed to be chill,
so I went ahead and filled
my Battle Shell with some refreshment.
- Just one, Donald? - And ice.
I'm not an animal.
- Then give us ice for our horribly mangled bodies.
[mechanical whirring]
- It melted.
[slurping]
Mmm, perfect.
- Guys, I think something horrible happened here!
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Respect the shorts, please. It is my day off.
But if I was able to do some analysis,
I'd tell you that-- - Raph was here.
- Let's not jump to conclusions there, Leon.
[dramatic music]
- Maybe this Raph's seen our Raph.
- We'd better hurry.
- Alone, stay sharp. Must find my--
♪ ♪
[both laugh]
- Ah, sewer monsters!
- Yeah, we're sewer monsters!
- And we're going to pop you out of that shell
and eat you whole, from face to toenails!
- And you'll live in our monster bellies alone forever!
- Raph, forever alone?
[dramatic music]
[roars]
[both grunting]
- [heavy grunting]
Savage Raph hunt sewer monsters!
[both yell]
♪ ♪
- Make him stop!
I'm not as tough as I pretend to be!
- Someone could get really hurt on this.
Let's see how far it swings!
- Chill, I think I found something.
- Once again, I'd love to help bail us all out
with my undeniable and prodigious genius, but--
- It was Raph. Look.
- That's Donnie's tire. I mean, Raph's tube.
- Uh, right. Well, Leo,
since you sell the fewest action figures,
why don't you go ahead and jump first?
- Ignoring that. Raph's lost because
your bad pass ruined the Midnight Special.
- Leo, chill. We can't freak out.
Nobody freak out. Stop freaking out, Donnie!
[metal rattling]
[all yelling]
- Make a human shield around me!
[all grunting]
- Ew, gross!
- Guys, we found him! Look!
- Thousand percent, not Raph. Staking my life on it, shorts.
- Raph alone!
- It might be Raph, but who-- who's to say anymore?
- [grunts]
This stuff is really caked on.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Lemon? - Oh, it burns!
Oh, it's in my eye stalks!
- Raph, we found you! You have no idea how--
are you barbecuing villains?
- [grunts]
More sewer monsters?
both: Huh? - I'm sorry, sewer monsters?
Raph, hey, you are harshing the rescue vibes, my man.
It's us, okay? Your brothers.
- No brothers. Savage Raph alone!
[grunting]
♪ ♪
- We're here to bring you home.
- Sewer monsters invade! Must squash!
[grunting]
- Okay, I want off this ride now.
Snap out of it, Raph.
- Squash you!
[dramatic music]
- He still can't tell it's us.
But if we get this sewer sludge off--
Mikey, open that flood valve!
- Hm...
[grunting]
Hm, need something stronger.
both: Use Raph, use Raph, use Raph!
- No one's going to shout the answer at me
and make all my problems disappear.
Time for a little razzmatazz.
- [grunts]
- Raph, I'm a nasty sewer monster.
Don't you want to come squash me?
[grunting]
[dramatic music]
- So long, jerks!
[all gasp]
- Wait, where's Raph?
Board shorts were my undoing!
- Clean sewer monsters still sewer monsters!
Savage Raph destroy!
- [yells]
- Lace Face.
Guys, I know how we can get our brother back.
The Midnight Special!
[rock music]
- Huh?
- Look alive, Leo!
- [laughs]
And trick passing!
♪ ♪
- Sports!
- No!
[grunts]
[laughs]
Yo, did y'all see that?
- Raph! - You're back, baby!
- Back? Uh-oh, did I get weird again?
- Super weird, even by my standards.
- But we learned a valuable something
about never something-ing you alone again.
- Aw, I love you guys.
Now let's go home and try tubing again tomorrow.
[relaxing music]
♪ ♪
[metal clangs]
- Raph!
♪ ♪