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- ♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

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♪ Rising up against evil
paint the city green ♪

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♪ Raph is ready for a fight
Leo's making a scene ♪

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♪ Mikey's got mad skills
Donnie rocks machines ♪

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♪ With each other
they discover ♪

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♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

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♪ Cowabunga ♪

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♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

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♪ Rise ♪

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- Birthdays ruined.
Parks destroyed.

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Museums vandalized.

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Tonight on Cybersleuth,
I reveal the culprits.

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Beware the Mutant Menace!

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- Mutant Menace!
Ohmigosh!

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They're talking about us!

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- I can't believe
we're getting blamed for this!

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Virtually everything in there
was somebody else's fault.

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I think.

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- So unfair.
Although it is a boost

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for my emotionally
unavailable bad boy image.

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"Y'ello."
- Look, guys.

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- I think this
might be an opportunity

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to turn a dark cloud
into a silver lining.

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You fellahs ever read
this fine piece of literature?

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- "Horrible Wolfie
the Harmless Wolfpup?"

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- Yes, it's the touching story
of a kid wolf

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who shows up
at a town full of humans

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who all want to run
him through with a pitchfork.

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- That's supposed
to be touching?

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- But Wolfie didn't run away.

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He performed loving deeds
for the hateful townfolk,

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and they welcomed
him into their hearts!

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So that's what we'll do.
We'll get in our giant tank

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and smash people in the face
with good deeds!

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- Yeah!
We are good-doers!

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- Oh, this is gonna look great
on my college application!

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- Any votes for staying home
during the anti-mutant panic?

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No?
Okay, leggo!

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- Now each time
we do a good deed,

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we'll leave behind one of
our friendly calling cards.

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- This good deed brought to you
by the "Mutant Menace."

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Winky face!
Who wouldn't love this?

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[tires screech]

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- Uh-huh, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

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[funky music]

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♪ ♪

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- [meowing]

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- Aww, kitty need to go inside?

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[vacuum whirring]

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- [groans]

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- Boys, we're good-doers.
And what do good-doers do?

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They good-do,
and they good-do it well!

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- New York is going
to adore us.

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- In local news,
a team of heartless pranksters

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dubbed the "Mutant Menace
Evil Winky Face"

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are wreaking havoc
across the city.

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We go live to unpaid
E-reporter, Cybersleuth.

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- A fire rages.

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[clamoring]

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A canary flees for its life.

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A Maltese is trapped
in concrete.

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What do these tragedies
have in common?

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The horrible villains
called the Mutant Menace!

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- What?

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We called ourselves
the Mutant Menace as a joke!

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That's why we used the
"just-kidding" quotes,

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and the
just-kidding winky face!

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- Raph, you know I love you,
but people don't focus

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on punctuation
when they're stuck in concrete.

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- There's something familiar
about that disguised voice.

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- No doubt you're wondering
who I am.

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I am none other than
boy genius Baxter Stockboy!

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- What?
both: Baxter Stockboy!

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- I am not looking forward
to whatever that highly-skilled

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under-achiever
has in store for us.

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- Never fear, New York.

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I will expose these monsters
for what they are!

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I have been tracking them
from the Stock-N-Shop Blimp.

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- He's tracking us?

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- Hey, we look like
a giant turtle!

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- Yeah, everybody was saying
"go stealth, go stealth."

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But come on, look at us.
We all kinds of bad!

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- You, too, can track
the mutant menace

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by accessing the
Baxter Stockboy Live Stream,

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available for
a reasonable fee.

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- We can't let anyone see us.

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We need to get home muy rapido.

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[engine revving]

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[dramatic music]

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- What the--

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[clamoring]

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[tires screech]

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- It's them!
The Mutant Menace!

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- Get them!

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- You know, you don't
normally see pitchforks

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in Mid-Town Manhattan.

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- Oh, mama, people are
getting rustic out there!

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- We were trying
to be nice to them.

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Have they never read
"Horrible Wolfie?"

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- Ah, force shields down 50%.

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- Wait a second,
we have force shields?

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- We do not.

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- You shall not pass!

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- [yelps]

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- [groans]

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[dramatic music]

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♪ ♪

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[beeping]

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[yelping]

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- Oh, Raph-a-la, would you mind

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easing up on the gas,
dear friend?

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- I can't, the throttle's stuck
or something.

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No brakes, no steering!
Donnie, what's going on?

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- Oh, no, oh, no!
Ah, okay, whew.

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Good news, guys.
My engineering is fine.

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Oh, and something's taken
control of the Turtle Tank.

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- Look out!

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- I'm trying the taxi rockets!

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[whirring]

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Look out, et cetera!

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Whoa!

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♪ ♪

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- Wow, nice work, Raph.

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But we can't
keep this up forever.

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Those rockets
have limited fuel.

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♪ ♪

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- Trapped?

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I knew being nice to
people would get us in trouble.

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[metal scraping]

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[8-bit music]

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- Chell-o?
- Mikey,

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we do not "chell-o" the enemy.

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- Oh, mutants,
you no doubt have noticed

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my microbots are in control
of your vehicle.

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[tires screeching]

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[clucking]

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- [yells]

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- What's your angle, Stockboy?

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- Just watch!

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New York, I will deliver
the Mutant Menace

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to the steps of City Hall
in five minutes!

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Subscribe and donate
to my live stream

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to witness the spectacle!

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Or see it in person,
if you dare.

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Premium tickets are for sale
on my website.

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We accept cash,
credit cards, cryptocurrency--

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- What is with this kid?
He's going to expose us

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all to New York just for money?

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- Yeah, we don't
have any money,

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and we get by just fine.

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we are poor as dirt.

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[yelps]

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[dramatic music]

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- I can't steer
and I can't stop!

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[yelps]

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- Step aside,
it's portal time!

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- No!
- No, stop, no!

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♪ ♪

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[all yelling]

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[all grunting]

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- Hey, one of Leo's portals
didn't work,

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we all totally expected.

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Oh, Newton's apple!

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How could I forget
the floor hatch?

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I can just shimmy out
and see if--

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- No time for that.
I'll go.

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[grunting]

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[yelps]

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Donnie!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

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Make this hatch bigger!
Ow, ow, ow!

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- I made it to your specs,
but that was when

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you were in your "doing
sit-ups every day" phase.

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[loud bump]

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[beeping]

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[tires screech]

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- Three minutes to the reveal
of the Mutant Menace!

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- What do we do, what do we do,
what do we do?

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- We send this gasbag
on the highway to helium!

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[various beeping]

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- Ah, now they're
shooting blimps!

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- The whales of the sky.

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- Step right up, folks!

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Any moment, you can behold
the Mutant Menace,

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the dangerous spectacle
that's sweeping New York!

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One dollar per person.
Cash preferred.

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- Okay, we're out of jet fuel,
we're out of bowling balls,

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and we're going to be
exposed to New York

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smelling like the inside
of this tank!

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- Relax, Leo.
We still have

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nature's bowling ball.
Me!

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[grunts]

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[rock music]

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Launch me, baby!

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Hot soup!

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Mystic whip grip!

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♪ ♪

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- No, no, no!

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- There they are!
They're right behind you!

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There they are!
Turn around, turn around!

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all: Huh?

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- Hey, that's an empty street!
- Oh, come on!

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[clamoring]

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- Phew, Mikey with the save!

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Oh, no!

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♪ ♪

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- [gasps]

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- [yells]

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- [yells]

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[electricity crackling]

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Nice one, Mike.
You see that, Raph?

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- [gurgling]

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- Um, hey, Donnie,
we're sinking

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and Raph is swallowing
the Hudson River.

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- Do you really think
I would have built this tank

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without an amphibious mode?

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[kazoo blows]

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Oh, that is the wrong button.
Here we go.

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[air hisses]

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- [gasps]

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- Dumb Stock-N-Shop
publicity stunt!

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- Total scam!

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I spent $60 on pitchforks
for nothing!

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- Baxter Stockboy,
we're taking you in

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for unlicensed advertising,
causing mass hysteria,

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and driving a blimp
without a learner's permit.

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Alright, take him
to kid genius jail.

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- Mark my words, this isn't
the last you've heard

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of Baxter Stockboy!

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[upbeat music]

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- Well, I guess
we'll never get people

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to accept us for
being good-doers like Wolfie.

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- Maybe not, Mikey,
but we'll keep trying,

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because we're the
"Mad Dogs," winky face!

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- Hey, uh, Raph, did you ever
finish reading your book here?

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Because turns out after
the villagers accept Wolfie

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into their hearts,
he eats them all.

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- I got to start
reading stuff to the end.

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[upbeat rock music]

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♪ ♪