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- ♪ Rise of the

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Rise of the

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

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♪ Rising up against evil
paint the city green ♪

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♪ Raph is ready for a fight
Leo's making a scene ♪

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♪ Mikey's got mad skills
Donnie rocks machines ♪

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♪ With each other
they discover ♪

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♪ Their destiny and rise

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♪ Cowabunga

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♪ Rise of the

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

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♪ Rise

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[instrumental hip-hop music]

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♪

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[tires squeal]

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[portal whirs]

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[accordion music playing]

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- We have never been graced

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with a yokai
of your kind before.

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[chuckles]

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And I sure hope
that was your lap.

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- [groans]

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[portal whirs]

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[menacing music]

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[buzzing]

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[thump, splat]

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[gasps]

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The Makers of Brutality?

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all: [groaning]

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- [snaps finger]
- My humblest apologies,

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Boss Beverly.
May I suffer

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a thousand tortures
for making you wait.

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- Eye sockets this way, Hueso.

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We're here for the mob meeting.

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- The Makers of Brutality
meeting is tonight?

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- Nobody forgets
my boss' business dinner.

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- [screams]

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[clients screaming]

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[laughs]
Excuse me,

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but I am not a soup crouton.

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[funk music]

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- Run of the Mill Pizza.

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I am so gonna beat you there.
- Not a competition.

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- Did you say something,
second place?

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- Just 'cause you beat me in
Skate Ball for the first time

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doesn't make you the all-time
champ of everything.

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- I know, just the all-time
champ of today, baby.

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Cowabunga!
- Yeah.

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[laughs]
- Yes! Yeah.

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both: [grunt]

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- On the scene,
just like you asked.

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Give us the 911.

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- I booked the Makers
of Brutality

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and the Masters of Barbarianism
meetings for the same night.

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- Uh, is that bad?

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- They are mortal enemies.

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They will not hesitate
to bash each other

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and destroy
my whole place.

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- So, naturally, you called
the toughest bouncers you knew

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to boot these bozos
out of here.

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- Heavens no.

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I need you to be my waiters
and chefs.

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My entire staff cut out
when they saw those brutes.

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You two will be my temps.

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- But we're natural born
bouncers.

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That's like asking Lou Jitsu
to serve cold soup.

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- Yes, yes, you will cope.
Now, keep them separated,

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always eating, and never
let them fight each other

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or else they will
destroy my restaurant.

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My body can be repaired,
but my heart,

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she lives in my restaurant.

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Let no harm come to her.

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- All right,
all right, all right.

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But can we keep our weapons?

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- No, no, those are
way too sharp

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to be around this restaurant.

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Side note, push dishes
that require only spoons.

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both: Huh?

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- Buenas noches.

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Our completely trained
and completely professional

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waiting staff
will be right with you.

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[thump]
Huh?

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[menacing music]
- [snorts]

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- The Masters of Barbarianism?

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[gasps, laughs]

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Excuse me just for one minute.

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all: Hmm...
- Welcome, welcome.

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[upbeat music]
- Oh, yeah.

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- Got dressed quicker than you.
- Okay, stop.

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We got a job to do here.

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Plus, everyone knows it's all
about who wore it best.

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Um, me.

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- Sorry, can't hear you.
Too busy being a great waiter.

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Hello, new friends.

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Are we ready to be seated?

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both: [hissing]
- I'll take that as a yes.

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This way.

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Hold these, coat boy.
- What?

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[clank]

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Hey!

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- Hmm.
- Thank you for coming.

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I'm Michael, the number one
waiter here--ah!

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[glass shatters]

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- I'll be serving
you serpent dudes,

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as my brother serves
some other guys

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who I'm sure
you've never met.

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Huh?
[whimpers]

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Ah.
all: [inquisitive groan]

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- Huh? Ah...
- Oh, no.

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[dramatic music]
all: [groan]

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- Come to think of it,
maybe we shouldn't have sat you

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right next to each other.

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all: [hiss]

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- It is like all they heard
was, "Make them fight."

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- [growls]
- [growls]

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- Okay, everybody, chill.

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both: Hmm...

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- We wouldn't wanna damage
this fine eating establishment.

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Besides, it's not good to fight
on an empty stomach.

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Who's got six fingers
and just saved the day?

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This guy.

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- [groans]

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Who needs menus?

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I see you in a thin crust
swimming in sheep cheese

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and succulent swamp meats.

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all: Oh.
- Yes.

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Ha-ha! Good luck coming up with
anything half as good as that,

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Second Place.
[laughs]

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- Uh...

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- [whispers]
All time champ of the day.

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- [groans]
- Ooh, baby.

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- What about us, Blue?

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- [chuckles nervously]
Um...

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- Uh...
[panting]

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- Yeah, it's all good, chief.
I have the perfect thing.

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[dramatic thump]

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- [snorts]

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- [giggles]
- Estupido.

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- Way to go, Orange.
I love this guy.

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Come here.

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Here's a little something extra
for you.

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- Thanks.
No way.

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Four unicorns.

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- Get over here.

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- Gosh,
look at how cute they are.

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Aw.

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- Okay, stop.
By impressing your guys,

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you showed me up and made me
tick my guys off.

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You remember why we're here,
right?

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- Sounds like Second Place
is jelly of my unicorns.

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- This is not a competition.

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- Says the guy
with zero unicorns.

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- What are we talking about?

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- How come you got
something fancy?

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- Maybe this place knows a real
mob boss when they meet one.

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both: [groan]

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- [laughs]
One million apologies.

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Is there--?
- We want Orange

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to wait on us.
- Yes.

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Ha-cha!
More unicorns for Mikey.

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And how may the all-time champ
of today be of service to you?

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- Hey, they're my mobsters.
- [grunts]

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[dramatic music]

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- [smug laughter]

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[applause]

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- [chuckles]

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Here you go, kid.
- Oh.

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- Five unicorns.
That's one more than four.

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- [gasps]
- Shocking.

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As waiters
they do not totally stink.

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- Hey, that's my bread.

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Those are supposed
to be my unicorns.

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- What's that, Second Place?
No, no, last place.

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- Oh, it is on.

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Whoever gets the most unicorns

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is the all-time champ
of forever, baby.

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- Bring it, baby.

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both: [groaning]

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[tense music]

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[grunting]

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[knife clacking
on cutting board]

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♪

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[blade swishes]

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♪

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- Ah!

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- [grunting]

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[applause]

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♪

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[applause]

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♪

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[accordion music playing]
- Whoo-hoo! Yeah.

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- Excellent.

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- Ah!

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- [moaning]

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[spirited music]

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both: [grunting]

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♪

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[blade swishes]

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♪

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[fire roars]

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- Ah. Ah!

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- [groans]

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♪

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both: [screaming]

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all: [gasp]

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[groan]
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

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My grandmother had a saying.

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Do not get mad,
eat cake.

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[bell rings]
all: Mmm.

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- Cake.

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- One thousand one,
one thousand two--

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oh, what's this?
One thousand three unicorns.

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- Me too.
We're dead even.

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I'm naming you all George,
except you.

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You're Mikey Jr.

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- We have the best cake
above or below the city.

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all: Oh.

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- Ah!

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all: [groan]

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- One day,
we will all laugh at this.

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Apparently,
today is not that day.

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[screams]

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- Five unicorns
to whichever waiter

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shatters Bonesy
into a hundred pieces.

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- Huh?
- No way.

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There's not enough unicorns
in the world.

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- One hundred unicorns.

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both: Deal.

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- I mean, no.
I mean, deal.

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Oh, I'm so conflicted.

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- Please, take the deal.

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Broken bones are nothing
compared to my broken heart

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if my restaurant,
she was destroyed.

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- For the love of brutality,
I'll do it then.

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- [screams]
Not my chandelier.

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[whimpers]

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- Sorry, chicos, you can't
put a price on friendship.

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We got so carried away
with our competition,

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we forgot what really matters.

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Punching and kicking bad guys.
- Yeah!

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- As well as not damaging one
square inch of my restaurant.

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- Somebody teach
these circus clowns a lesson.

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- [hisses, screams]

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- [grunts]

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Ah!
- Huh?

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Whoa.
- [screams]

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[groans]

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- Ah.
Phew--ah!

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- [growls]
Huh?

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- Oh.
- [whimpering]

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- [chuckles]

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[dishes swish]

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[upbeat music]

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Boom-bam-bang.

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- Let me get these
out of the way.

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- [grunts]

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- Mm?
Oh.

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♪

264
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- [laughs]

265
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You're welcome.

266
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♪

267
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- [snaps finger]
- [gasps, whistles]

268
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- The two mobs are teaming up.
We're outnumbered.

269
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- No problem.
Ooh-ah!

270
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Attack!

271
00:10:29,655 --> 00:10:34,034
Come on, George, George,
George, George, George, George.

272
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- Okay.

273
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all: Ah!

274
00:10:40,758 --> 00:10:44,000
- George, George, George,
George.

275
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- We get it, dude.

276
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- Amazing.

277
00:10:47,206 --> 00:10:51,137
You dispatched the street thugs
and there is no damage at all.

278
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,862
- I'm sorry we got caught up
in the competition, Bone Man.

279
00:10:53,896 --> 00:10:57,896
- It was not your fault.
It was mine, for calling you.

280
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But you were true friends
and did what I asked.

281
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You brought no harm
to my beautiful...

282
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[unicorns squeaking, munching]

283
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[dish shatters]

284
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- Race you back home.

285
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Winner is all-time champ
of tomorrow, baby.

286
00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:16,034
- What?
Oh, come on.

287
00:11:16,068 --> 00:11:20,206
- Uh, I must lose
their phone numbers.

288
00:11:20,241 --> 00:11:22,551
Oy vey.

289
00:11:26,724 --> 00:11:33,586
♪