- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
[cheers and applause]
- [growls]
[snarling]
[all gasp]
- [laughs]
[grunting]
[both screeching]
[cheering]
all: Jitsu! Jitsu! [continuous chanting]
- [squeals]
- [snoring]
[laughter]
- No! I was having such a glorious dream.
- It was Donnie. - Hm?
- Punish him.
- Get out of here, you hairless teens!
Where is the respect?
[sighs]
Simpler times.
"Calling all drivers from across the realms,
prove you're a champion.
Enter the Death Tube every Friday night.
No guts, no glory."
- Glory.
- Hmm.
- My driving skills will remain supreme.
- Oh!
- Ooh, excellent driving skills.
Is it just me, or are both of you taller
than the last time I saw you?
- You mean like three minutes ago?
- Ooh, and so handsome, too.
When was the last time we did something together?
- Hmm, let's see...
278 days ago.
You said, "Hi, Purple," to Raph.
- [laughs] Exactly.
So what say we spend some quality time together now?
- Yes, please. Where do I sign? Just let me know.
Just give me the pack and I'll sign--
- Okay, play it cool. He might be possessed.
- You're right. I always fall for this.
- We...we might be able to squeeze you in.
- How would you boys like to enter your tank
in a father-son car competition?
- You want to enter my design in a father-son competition?
Omigosh, dreams do come true!
- I thought we were playing it cool.
- Well, here she is.
[grand music]
- So like how much damage can this thing take?
[grunting]
- It is a tank,
so she's probably pretty good on defense.
- Maybe we add another armor shell
just to really protect your creation.
- Great idea, Dad. Can't be too careful.
She is my baby.
I mean, if anything happened to her, I'd...I'd be lost.
- What kind of car competition exactly is this?
- It is, um... a car fair.
You know, like where people bring their prized cars out
to be pet and shown off...
like a pig or a spider.
[upbeat music]
This booster seat is a amazing.
I can actually see.
No more guessing what that thing I ran over was.
- I'm so glad you like it, Dad.
- Excellent work, Son.
This is going to be a glory-filled night.
You have made me very--
[brakes screech]
[yelps] We're here!
[bird squawks]
- Cool, cool, cool. Abort.
We are in danger.
- Mikey, I think he was about to say "proud."
Oh, it felt amazing. I'm gonna chase this feeling.
[ominous music]
- What kind of fair is this?
[grunting]
[rats squealing]
[groans]
- Ice cream.
Say, Dad, want to share one?
- [groans]
- You boys ready to have some fun?
- You bet we are.
We are number one--
[yells]
My baby!
- [laughs]
[audience cheering]
- The last entry.
Seal them all in.
Last car standing wins.
- Did you bring us to a crazy mutant demolition derby?
- Who is ready to win some glory?
[upbeat music]
[laughter]
[grunting]
- I thought you said they'd be petting my baby,
not destroying her.
- [laughs]
- Tonight's special. Roadkill.
- This guy? Oh, he doesn't like us.
- [grunts]
- He really doesn't like us. [crashes]
- What are they doing here?
- He not only doesn't like us, but I kinda broke his heart.
- What have you boys been up to?
- [laughs]
[horn honks] - [laughs]
- Hm, never seen him before.
- I feel the chill of disrespect in the air.
- Everybody here is a villain. We gotta get out of here.
[horn honks]
- Battle stations.
If we are going to win the trophy...
- [echoing] Trophy...
- Then we-- - Wait a minute.
What is going on here?
- A little of this, a little of that.
All in the name of fun.
- This is not fun.
[audience groans]
- You said this was a car fair.
You knew I wouldn't come if you told me
it was a demolition derby.
- Turn this tank back on now, or else I will--
- Or else what?
You tricked us into coming here.
You said you wanted to spend time with us.
You lied.
[dramatic music]
- Why aren't they moving? - They're sitting ducks.
- [laughs] - [laughs] Those fools.
Now I'm gonna break them wide open.
- Uh, guys, maybe we could have this family discussion
at a later, safer time.
- Donatello-- - [gasps]
- I may have lied about this event,
but I never lied about wanting to spend time with you.
I would not have brought you here if I did not.
[laughter]
- Um, great. Everyone loves everybody.
Now let's--
- If you had just asked me to hang out with you,
I would've said yes.
I like spending time with you, too, Dad.
- This will be the last time any of us hang out if we don't--
- You are right.
I went a little crazy. I just...
I wake up every day as a tiny rat man,
and I wanted some glory back in my life.
- [echoing] Glory.
- I'm sorry.
[engine revs]
Take me home, boys.
- Yes, great idea.
Let's get out of here.
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[screams]
- Got him. All right, let's win this thing.
Dad, drive.
- What, Donnie? You do not need to do this.
We can just-- - Dad, you're awesome, okay?
You're the guy who introduced us to Lou Jitsu.
And, yeah, sure, you're a rat,
and it probably would've been cooler
if you were a tiger or something,
but that's not the point.
The point is, if winning this means that much to you,
then hit that button, daddy-o.
- [grunts]
[tiger growls, video game beeping]
[engine revs]
[yells]
[grunts]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Feel the wrath of the hardest-hitting
news since Hound Blitz--
[yelling]
- [screams]
- [shrieks]
- And another car is destroyed--
[chokes]
- Those turtles.
They stole my wizzy-webs.
I want their tank destroyed post hissy-haste.
Get her ready.
- We did it, boys.
I am so prou--
- Proud? Proud. You were gonna say proud.
Why do you keep stopping it right before--
[engine revs]
- [growls]
- A last-second entry.
The greatest Death Tube champion of all time...
Big Mama!
both: Big Mama?
- Hello, Big Mama.
- Shields at 15%.
- What are we gonna do?
I'm too pretty to be crushed.
- Get ready to launch the Shell Hogs.
I'll draw her fire, and when she's got me lined up,
you take her out.
Hm? - Bring home the win, boys.
- Father!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- [hisses]
- Hey, it's working.
They took the bait.
- That's right. That's right.
Follow me. Follow me.
- Take him out.
- Heading your way, boys.
You've got one shot.
- Oh, yeah.
- Come on. Come on.
- [yells]
- Got him.
- Now we--
oh, no.
- And boom goes the dynamite.
- [hisses]
[audience cheers]
- The tank wins! The tank wins!
[upbeat music]
- Yes, we did it! - Whoo-hoo!
- Hm?
Mm.
- [yelps]
[chokes]
- Hm.
- Yeah! - Oh, yeah.
- [exhales]
My boys. I am so proud.
- Did you just hear that?
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪