- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
[dramatic music]
- Battle for the number one ranking
to unlock an exclusive item!
There can only be one!
♪ ♪
The Purple Game! Download now!
- I must have it.
[beeping]
Yes!
[soft music]
♪ ♪
- Donnie, have you been playing all night?
- Yes, this is the greatest game of all time.
Stop talking to me.
[beeping]
- Really? This?
- Oh, yes! Rank is rising.
Oh I got to make it to number one, baby!
[beeping]
- Well, let's go, get dressed. If we're late to FanCon,
we'll miss out on the Jupiter Jim swag.
- I'll meet you there.
I'm earning Purple Points to unlock sweet upgrades.
- Uh, are you okay? Atomic Lass is gonna be there.
She's your favorite character
from the extended Jupiter Jim Universe.
- She and JJ haven't spoken since--
- We don't speak of that.
- Got to make it to number one. - I know I say this
a lot about Donnie, but--demon possession!
- [grunts]
I'm fine.
[bright 8-bit music]
♪ ♪
Ha, didn't anyone teach you noobs
not to follow strangers into alleys?
- BootyShaker9000, you have qualified for an epic upgrade!
Spend your Purple Points now!
- Oh, my! Plaid.
I have to get more points.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- What a night, baby! - Once in a lifetime!
- We just shared a life-changing experience.
Donnie, you're never going to believe what just happened.
I know it'll never make up for it,
but we got you a Jupiter Jim figure
with real chopping action.
- Ten! So close to one.
Nothing is going to stop BootyShaker9000.
[grunts]
Move, move, move!
[hissing]
- Dude, you okay?
You're dressed up like a lumberjack.
- It's a new upgrade I unlocked.
Not many have.
[chuckles]
- How'd you pay for that gear, Donnie?
How'd you pay for that gear?
[tense music]
[oinking]
- [sobs]
He destroyed Mrs. Porky Coin!
I will avenge her!
- And he doesn't seem to care he missed
a literal once in a lifetime experience.
That lady in a wheelchair walked!
- What do you do if someone you love
is obsessed with something that's bad for them?
[beeping]
- BootyShaker9000? Donnie?
- April?
You're the last person I need to destroy
to achieve rank number one! - Ditto!
both: There can only be one!
[dramatic 8-bit music]
♪ ♪
- [yelps]
I must win, I must win!
Down, right, left, left, up-up, left-left, down, right, circle!
[whirring]
- I can't move! How did you do that?
- [laughs]
[beeping]
- The winner is BootyShaker9000!
New Rank: Number One!
- [gasps]
How did he do that?
- I've done it! I'm number one!
Show me what I get! - BootyShaker9000!
You've unlocked the final exclusive item.
- Victorious bluster!
- So we read every Internet Doctor article on how to treat
"Recreational Game Obsession Mania."
- RE-GOM! - I just read the comments.
- So now, we're all experts!
[phone buzzing]
- [screaming]
- Giant mech!
Maybe some action will snap Donnie out of it.
You think?
- Donnie, there's a giant mech destroying--
whoa, nice chair. Wait, where'd you get that?
[comedic musical flourish]
- I unlocked it, and now, I can explore
a whole new world to rule, and--
- No time except for hero time. Donnie, we need you.
- I will be right there. You have my word.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Sup, guys?
Donnie couldn't make it. I'm New Donnie.
Obscure science reference said with total confidence!
- Donnie!
- I don't know, I like New Donnie.
[dramatic music]
- That's huge!
Looks like we've got a new mech villain on the scene.
♪ ♪
- Attack! Shelldon, can you get a reading
on who might be driving that thing?
- No, and I'm New Donnie.
- Let's see who's inside, guys! Cowabunga!
Whoa!
Knock knock, metalhead!
What? No one is driving this thing?
- Get out of here, you annoying little plush dolls.
You're ruining Mr. Number One's mech!
[tense music]
- BootyShaker9000? Donnie?
♪ ♪
[groaning]
Donnie's controlling the mech. - Say what now?
- You're telling me that big ugly thing is Donnie?
Oh, I have so got this.
- How--what? Leo, what are you doing?
- Trust me. I've got a genius plan.
Hey, Donnie, it's us! Your brothers!
[dramatic music]
[bright squeaking]
- You know, I know these graphics aren't great,
but points for solid writing.
[beeping]
♪ ♪
- Okay, that's not good.
- Congratulations on reaching rank number one!
Keep smashing new players. Don't lose your rank.
- Ha, nothing can stop me!
No one will take my number one spot!
- We got to get a message to Donnie.
- How? He's not responding
to anything.
- What about our Recreational Game Obsession Mania Training?
- RE-GOMT! That's it!
- Yes, we can have a heart to heart with him
about how his gaming is hurting us!
- No, I'm going to use his obsession against him.
Time for an upgrade. - I think we're bad people.
[all yell]
[dramatic music]
- Shelldon. - It's New Donnie.
- Whatever! Can you hook my phone
up to that thing so I can get Donnie a message?
- On it!
♪ ♪
[beeping]
- [gasps]
Super exclusive upgrade? Yes!
- Donnie, The mech is real. Stop playing the game, Donnie!
- Wow, it feels so lifelike. And again, ace writing.
- Donnie, stop! The game is real.
- Oh, that's not good.
[bright beeping]
Uh, I can't quit out. What is happening?
[dramatic music]
This was not covered in the user manual.
- We meet again, BootyShaker9000.
Or should I call you "Othello Von Ryan"?
Or should I call you Donnie?
- Oh, the Purple Dragons. I should've known.
How's house arrest?
- Yes, it is us, the Purple Dragons.
The greatest teen hacking duo of--
- Uh, trio. - Just up, Jase.
You are on thin ice! - I know I said
the plan seemed insane, but it totally worked!
- We wanted our revenge,
and you played your part perfectly.
You almost destroyed your own brothers.
[laughs]
- Yes, but I didn't!
Mostly, mostly.
- While we would've really enjoyed
watching you smash them,
watching you watch us smash them will be just as nice.
- So, did it work, or?
- Uh, no. He's still attacking!
- Do you think he knows we like New Donnie better?
[high-pitched screams]
- Make it stop! How are you controlling it?
- The mech is now fully self-operational.
Its A.I. learned from how you played the game.
It's the-- - Jeremy, wrap it up already!
[all screaming]
- Brothers!
[grunting]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Uh-oh.
I guess we got to hit it harder.
BootyShaker, time to meet face kicker.
[metal clangs]
[all laugh]
[all groaning]
- Donnie, you got to stop this!
I love you, and your gaming is hurting me.
Like, literally hurting me.
- [groans]
[tense music]
[gas hisses]
♪ ♪
[all yell]
[electricity crackles]
all: Huh?
- Cheat code, baby! Let's finish this.
[all yell]
[bright music]
- Guys, guys? Are you okay?
- You hurt Mrs. Porky Coin.
I will have my--
[groans]
- I'm just glad you guys are safe,
and you don't know how sorry I am.
I will never--
[bright 8-bit music]
Oh, Purple Game 2! I must have it!
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪