- ♪ Rise of the... ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
[cheerful music]
- [giggling]
- ♪ Snow day, hooray! So magical and new ♪
♪ There's so much we could do ♪
- ♪ Snow day ♪
♪ No training, only fun we've only just begun ♪
♪ I'm glad I'm here with you ♪
[thuds]
- ♪ Snow day, hooray! ♪
♪ Barometric pressure is so low ♪
♪ But my heart is all aglow ♪
♪ Revving my up Tech-Bo ♪
- Whoa! [chainsaw buzzes]
- [laughs]
- ♪ Snow day, our snowman is the best ♪
♪ "Jupiter Jim" fans will attest ♪
♪ Omigosh, my coat's a vest! ♪
♪ Snow day, hooray! ♪
♪ We all should be so proud ♪
♪ Snow day, all together sing out loud ♪
together: ♪ Snow day, hooray! ♪
- Yeah! [laughter]
- Great job, fam. And Donnie, I guess.
- If I weren't so enchanted
by the beauty of our replica Jupiter Jim
I'd probably say something like,
"Look over there--
push!"
- And for the cherry on top,
this flag from "Jupiter Jim Sails the Seven Galaxies."
- Best "JJ" movie of all time, baby!
- What the what? Hold up, Skip.
Jupiter Jim's "Pluto Vacation 4"
is the best JJ movie of all time.
- Ranked. By us. Just now. So...
it's basically-official-no-arguing.
[both laugh]
- "Jupiter Jim's Pluto Vacation 4?"
Where JJ spends the entire movie searching for ice
before realizing the surface of Pluto...
is ice?
- Uh, yeah! And every time we watch it
you three laugh your heads off.
- Because Raph always falls asleep
and breaks something with his face!
[eerie music]
- [snores]
[crashes] - No!
- Uh, yeah! My face takes damage like a boss!
Leo, hit me!
- Oh, please let me! both: No!
[grunting]
- ♪ Nice and clean nice and clean ♪
♪ My sidewalk is nice and clean ♪
♪ La, la, la ♪
- [grunting]
[panting]
Tortugas? In a family war?
[laughs]
These buttons I must push.
They ruined my pro wrestling career!
I will make them ruin their precious day of snow!
[delirious laughter]
- I'm the oldest. My flag wins.
The end.
[slow-motion groan]
[thud]
Hey! Who did that?
Was it Mayhem?
- Raph, you were looking right at us.
- What a convenient excuse, April.
- Yeah! I can't believe you would weaponize snow
just to prove your flag is better than ours.
- Glad to hear you agree our flag is better.
- Our flag eats your flag's lunch money for breakfast.
- Oh yeah? - Yeah!
- My plan is working!
[both growling]
- [chuckles]
all: Snowball fight!
- What? Real fight.
Not a snowball fight.
- Yes! Last player standing
gets to fly their team's flag.
- Okay. We're up for a friendly game.
No safe base, no weapons--
no mercy!
- And no ice balls, no slush slappers,
no horse hoppers, pepper poppers,
liberty launchers, downtown hammers,
dream hackers, thrashers, no Freddie Prinze Juniors--
[clears throat] No corked snowballs of any kind.
We aren't savages.
- Speak for yourself.
- Ready... - [chuckles]
- Set...
snow!
Oof! [laughter]
- I hate them so much.
One day I will ruin something they love!
[horn honks]
Ay yi yi!
[thud]
[groans]
[upbeat music]
- Ha! Huh?
[screams]
- Oh boy!
- Ow!
Ahh!
♪ ♪
- [chuckles]
Ooh! - [screams]
[bell rings]
- Uh-- [shouts]
- [snarls]
♪ ♪
- [chuckles]
[rock music]
- [laughs]
- [yells]
♪ ♪
Time out, time out, time out!
You got me good back there, Donnie,
but the game ain't over yet.
- Yes, but when it is my team's flag will grace our statue
and wave like a queen to her subjects.
- [yelling]
- Mikey?
- Snow day hooray, baby!
- Dude, that was incredible!
What was your hang time?
Like, two, maybe three sequences?
- Yes, sweet sledding, Angelo.
And may I say, this cocoa is exquisite!
Do I detect a skosh of maple malt syrup?
- If you paid attention
to "Jupiter Jim Sails the Seven Galaxies"
you would know what the secret ingredient is.
- Um, you and Leo always interrupt the movie
by fighting over who gets to wear the Jupiter Jim costume.
- I want to wear the captain's helmet this time!
[grunts]
[angels singing]
[licks rapidly]
- Eww!
[goofy music]
- Whoa! You've never seen the end?
That's why you and Donnie don't get why
"Seven Galaxies" is so much better than the movie you like.
- Preach! - I hear that!
- Trust me.
Our flag totally deserves to be up there.
- Uh, what now?
Mayhem! - [growls]
[snarls]
- Hey, hey! - [snarls]
[both scream]
[thud]
- Oh, that is fun for me.
- [battle cry]
Break's over! Game on!
[mysterious music]
♪ ♪
[gong rings]
[electric humming]
[ominous music]
♪ ♪
- [groans]
[grunts]
[moans]
[snarls]
[suspenseful music]
[frenzied cries]
[thunder echoes]
[cries echoing]
- What? - Did anyone hear, like,
a really sick bird, or something?
- [ragged breathing]
[roars]
[snarls]
Peek-a-boo, losers!
[laughs]
all: Ghostbear?
- Ooh! Love the new look!
Ooh! Hey, can I get a quick selfie?
[shutter clicking]
- Ugh! Every time with this guy.
- How about a scar to remember me by?
- What? - Huh?
- [laughs] [shutter clicks]
- What is this?
[grunts]
I can switch between bear and ghost?
[chuckles]
[growls]
- [gurgles] - Uh-oh.
- He hit Raph so hard,
he almost went straight through our snowman!
- But our snowman's okay, right?
- So it's the man of snow that you love?
Then I will destroy it! [roars]
- Mayhem, lil' help?
[ethereal chimes]
- Hmm?
[all shouting]
- [roars]
[dramatic music]
- He's too fast.
Leo, sacrifice yourself to buy us time!
- [laughs]
[ethereal chime]
all: Yeah!
- Thanks, buddy! - Okay, fam!
Nobody messes with our snowman!
Now let's beat this bozo bear
like Jupiter Jim beat those space pirates!
- How dare you use this dire moment
to plug your obviously lesser movie--huh?
- [roars] all: [screams]
[all gasping]
all: No!
- [snarls]
- Come on!
- [laughs]
Bien.
- You're a monster--
not because you look that way--
- But because you ruined something
that we collectively cherish!
Humbug upon you, sir, humbug!
- Yeah. We all love Jupiter Jim.
Which movie is better doesn't even matter.
If I'm being real, I love how Donnie performs
all the musical numbers when we watch "PV4."
- And I do like how Raph gets stuck in a pirate accent
after we watch "Seven Galaxies."
- I try to stop, but it be too hard.
- Villain over here!
- It's watching the "Jupiter Jim" movies
together as a family that makes them so special.
- Bring it in. Come on.
- Aww! I'm tearing up over here.
- Oh, how sweet.
[roars]
- That's it. Mad Dogs, ahoy!
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- [roars] - [yells]
- Oh, no!
- [chuckles]
[chuckles]
Huh? Hmm...
Tortugas, come out to play!
- Should we call animal control?
- We could use the flags to blind him.
- But Ghostbear only stays solid when he's attacking us!
- Shh! [wood splinters]
together: [screams]
[thud]
- Uh-oh. [wood splinters]
Ahh!
[laughter]
I got it! You guys stay close enough
so he's attacking and stays solid.
We'll use our icy environment just like Jupiter Jim did!
- Wow, full circle.
- [growls] - Yoo-hoo!
Fuzzy wuzzy bear-man! - [snarls]
- Mayhem, do your thing. [ethereal chime]
- [yells]
[screams] - [snarls]
- Cowabunga!
- I'm afraid of the dark! [screams]
- [growls]
[triumphant music]
♪ ♪
- [cries out]
- Donnie?
- Let's see you phase through
my hexagonal crystalline solid,
AKA ice!
[ice beam zapping]
- Tortugas!
- Guys, it's working!
- [groaning]
♪ ♪
all: Yeah!
- Awesome job, fam-o!
- Raph, for the cherry on top,
why don't you put your flag up there?
- I've got a better idea.
Since we all love "Jupiter Jim" equally,
and we all worked together as equals to put Ghostbear on ice,
our flag should represent all of us.
- Wait, wait, wait. How come Raph's is on top?