- ♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪
♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪
♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪
♪ With each other they discover ♪
♪ Their destiny and rise ♪
♪ Cowabunga ♪
♪ Rise of the ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪
♪ Rise ♪
Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping!
- Boys, we leave for intense survival training
in exactly one minute!
- Survival training?
I thought we were going camping.
- It's just like camping, only you learn which bugs
are the yummiest and how to drink your own sweat.
[all groaning] - Fine!
- Thanks, April and Sunita,
for holding down the fort while we're gone for what
I formerly thought was gonna be a fun weekend.
[groans]
- Don't forget to change Shelldon's coolant
thrice daily. That means three times.
And give him a little skritch behind the ears.
Ears can be found here, here, here, and here.
- Don't worry. We got you covered.
- Boys, in the Tank!
Let's go, let's go, move it, move it.
both: Girls night!
- Can we at least make s'mores?
- You will make s'nothings!
- Hey Donnie, what's this new button?
- No, don't!
[whirring, clanging]
- 24-hour lockdown initiated.
- Dude! - [growls]
- And now we are trapped in here.
- Hey, you know Raph loves giant buttons!
[chanting] Sauce that hog!
Sauce that hog!
- Seriously, the Barbecue Channel?
This is not what I had in mind for girls night.
- April, shh! They're about to sauce the pig.
- Sauce that hog!
- [chanting] Sauce that hog!
- [groans]
- Sauce that hog! [beeping]
- Nice! - Sauce that hog!
- DIGG's doing a secret concert downtown.
We are going! - You don't wanna see this?
It took these mountain men six months to craft that sauce.
- You need more than barbeque TV in your life, girl.
Grab your cloaking brooch and let's go!
- Let us rock and roll!
[rock music]
- ♪ Pizza pit much, munch, munch ♪
♪ In the pizza pit ♪
♪ Eat some crust eat some crust ♪
- Whoo! I'm floating on a sea of fingers!
- Sunita! Your cloaking brooch!
- My cloaking brooch!
That was a gift from my Grand-Googly!
- We gotta hunt down the jerk who stole it.
- Too bad your Turtle friends are off in the woods.
- Help, April!
- Sunita! - Let us out!
[silence]
- I'm tank-aphobic! Help!
[shouts]
- Why did I soundproof the tank?
- I'll try the horn!
[horn blasting]
[silence]
- Why did I soundproof the garage?
- We don't need 'em!
I know New York better than anybody!
If anyone can get your brooch back,
it's me, April O'Neil!
Rumor has it, any brooch stolen in the tri-state area
eventually ends up going through here.
- Whoa. The Brooch District.
- Hey, yo, Brooch man.
I'm looking for a very special kind of brooch.
One that someone may or may not
just have tried to sell to you
on account of its specialness.
Wink, wink.
- Look kid, my clients expect a certain level of discretion.
You think I'm just gonna tell you the brooch was bought
by some big guy with a thick neck and an upturned nose,
in a paper hat on his way to Channel 6 in a late model
charcoal gray stretch limo?
Oh no, no, no, no. You ain't gettin' nothin'
from ol' Loose Lips Malinowski here.
Schmoo, schmoo.
- See, what'd I tell you?
April's got your back.
And we didn't need to bother the boys
on their serious training mission.
- [shouting]
- [grunting]
- [groaning]
[all groaning and shouting]
- Do your thing, Googly-girl.
- Party! - [shrieks]
[groans]
- Maybe it's not worth it. I mean, I want my brooch,
but I can't risk being seen in my Googly-form.
- Come on. Would April O'Neil
get her good friend Sunita into a pickle?
Answer at 11.
- Who are you?
- Oh, I'm the, uh... new weather person,
April O...Nimbus?
We've got sunny skies inland but, uh-oh,
looks like some rain clouds coming in on the coast
and a pair of...eyeballs hovering over New Jersey.
Better wear your... rain goggles!
For Channel Six weather, this is April O...
Nimbus! Signing off.
- I like your stuff, kid. Tell Mel Niño he's fired.
- We've got an emergency at the hit cooking show
Kondescending Kitchen!
Our abusive host Guy Flambé is missing!
And some even meaner guy is trying to take his place!
- What? - I said...
[gasps] - Okay, okay, let's go.
[all yelling in panic]
- My brooch!
- Where's Flambé?
- He's a bit tied up at the moment.
- [muffled grunting]
- [whistles] I meant that literally.
[all gasp]
- This is bad. - What?
- That's Meat Sweats. He's a crazy dangerous mutant
and thanks to me he's using your Grand-Googly's brooch
to disguise himself!
- That's right, dears.
Rupert Swaggart has returned
as your beloved reviled host of Kondescending Kitchen!
Applaud me!
- But what about that freak accident that made you look--
monstrously piggish?
[all gasp]
- [squealing]
- Hollywood magic.
The details of my demise were greatly exaggerated.
Look at me boat race. All sorts of handsome is me.
[all cheering]
Now that I'm back behind the counter,
what time is it, friends? It's time to...
all: Unleash the flavor!
- I don't know about this, April.
Maybe we should just leave? - Not a chance!
I'm not leaving you exposed like this.
I promised I'd get your Grand-Googly's brooch back,
and I will.
- Contestants, bring your entrees to me
and I shall tell you how much they offend
my classically trained palate.
- Chef, for you today I've made a simple risotto
with a touch of unleashed flavor.
- Nobody likes a suck-up...
except for me.
[groans]
[shouting]
What is this wretched flavor?
- Oh, it's just an old family recipe called...
too much hot sauce!
- [groaning]
My pristine palate!
[all gasping]
- [snorts] - I got it!
Let's go!
[all screaming]
- My face! My gorgeous face!
[snorts]
Technical difficulties!
Stay tuned!
[all cheering]
[exhales]
[growls]
- This way! - [growling]
[snorting]
[both yelling]
[growling]
- I'm so sorry, Sunita.
None of this would've happened if I hadn't dragged you out.
I'm the worst.
- Are you kidding me? You're amazing.
Sure, you convinced me to go to that concert
where I got robbed, and then you took us to that
seedy part of town and then came here and unleashed
a seven foot mutant pig who wants to filet us,
but this has been one of the most exciting
nights of my life.
[laughs] - [growls]
- Uh-oh!
both: Bite-sized bash!
- [grunting]
- This is way more fun than that barbecue show!
- Barbeque show! Great idea.
Just need to get past this pig.
April...
O'Neil!
- Oh!
- Hmm...
[shouts] Ah!
[laughs]
[shouts]
[both shouting]
- End of the line, lassies.
Enough's enough.
- Is it? [sniffs]
Do you smell that, Sunita?
- [sniffs] I sure do.
- I want the cloaking brooch
and I will not be stopped.
Huh?
- Mmm, look at this little piggy wiggy!
- That's some prime swine!
Get me my slicing blades.
[all chanting] Sauce that hog!
- Wait, wait! At least soak me in brine
before you cook me! I have a recipe!
Oh, horseradish.
both: Best girls night ever!
[beeping] 24 hour lockdown complete.
[all groan]
[cheering] - We're free!
- Yay! - Yes!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [sobbing] Why?
- We're free, we're free!
- Back already? How was your trip?
Hey, what's this brand-new giant button do?
all: No, no, no, no, no!
- 24 hour garage lockdown activated.
both: Girls night two!