1 00:00:08,068 --> 00:00:09,448 - ♪ Rise of the ♪ 2 00:00:09,517 --> 00:00:11,344 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 3 00:00:11,413 --> 00:00:12,379 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 4 00:00:12,448 --> 00:00:14,034 ♪ Rise of the ♪ 5 00:00:14,103 --> 00:00:15,793 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 6 00:00:15,862 --> 00:00:17,689 ♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪ 7 00:00:17,758 --> 00:00:19,724 ♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪ 8 00:00:19,793 --> 00:00:21,517 ♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪ 9 00:00:21,586 --> 00:00:23,551 ♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪ 10 00:00:23,620 --> 00:00:24,896 ♪ With each other they discover ♪ 11 00:00:24,965 --> 00:00:26,000 ♪ Their destiny and rise ♪ 12 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:27,068 ♪ Cowabunga ♪ 13 00:00:27,137 --> 00:00:28,517 ♪ Rise of the ♪ 14 00:00:28,586 --> 00:00:30,344 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 15 00:00:30,413 --> 00:00:32,068 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 16 00:00:32,137 --> 00:00:34,586 ♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪ 17 00:00:34,655 --> 00:00:39,862 ♪ Rise ♪ 18 00:00:39,931 --> 00:00:43,275 Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! 19 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:47,000 - Boys, we leave for intense survival training 20 00:00:47,068 --> 00:00:49,034 in exactly one minute! 21 00:00:49,103 --> 00:00:50,862 - Survival training? 22 00:00:50,931 --> 00:00:52,689 I thought we were going camping. 23 00:00:53,448 --> 00:00:56,275 - It's just like camping, only you learn which bugs 24 00:00:56,344 --> 00:00:59,896 are the yummiest and how to drink your own sweat. 25 00:00:59,965 --> 00:01:01,517 [all groaning] - Fine! 26 00:01:01,586 --> 00:01:02,862 - Thanks, April and Sunita, 27 00:01:02,931 --> 00:01:05,103 for holding down the fort while we're gone for what 28 00:01:05,172 --> 00:01:08,172 I formerly thought was gonna be a fun weekend. 29 00:01:08,241 --> 00:01:09,931 [groans] 30 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,482 - Don't forget to change Shelldon's coolant 31 00:01:11,551 --> 00:01:13,206 thrice daily. That means three times. 32 00:01:13,275 --> 00:01:14,655 And give him a little skritch behind the ears. 33 00:01:14,724 --> 00:01:16,931 Ears can be found here, here, here, and here. 34 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,206 - Don't worry. We got you covered. 35 00:01:19,275 --> 00:01:20,965 - Boys, in the Tank! 36 00:01:21,034 --> 00:01:23,310 Let's go, let's go, move it, move it. 37 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,000 both: Girls night! 38 00:01:27,068 --> 00:01:29,620 - Can we at least make s'mores? 39 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:31,517 - You will make s'nothings! 40 00:01:31,586 --> 00:01:32,965 - Hey Donnie, what's this new button? 41 00:01:33,034 --> 00:01:34,655 - No, don't! 42 00:01:34,724 --> 00:01:38,137 [whirring, clanging] 43 00:01:38,206 --> 00:01:41,137 - 24-hour lockdown initiated. 44 00:01:41,206 --> 00:01:42,413 - Dude! - [growls] 45 00:01:42,482 --> 00:01:44,103 - And now we are trapped in here. 46 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:46,344 - Hey, you know Raph loves giant buttons! 47 00:01:46,413 --> 00:01:48,000 [chanting] Sauce that hog! 48 00:01:48,068 --> 00:01:51,103 Sauce that hog! Sauce that hog! 49 00:01:51,172 --> 00:01:53,586 - Seriously, the Barbecue Channel? 50 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,620 This is not what I had in mind for girls night. 51 00:01:55,689 --> 00:01:58,034 - April, shh! They're about to sauce the pig. 52 00:01:58,103 --> 00:01:59,896 - Sauce that hog! 53 00:01:59,965 --> 00:02:01,655 - [chanting] Sauce that hog! 54 00:02:01,724 --> 00:02:03,586 Sauce that hog! 55 00:02:03,655 --> 00:02:05,241 - [groans] 56 00:02:05,310 --> 00:02:07,379 - Sauce that hog! [beeping] 57 00:02:07,448 --> 00:02:10,172 - Nice! - Sauce that hog! 58 00:02:10,241 --> 00:02:12,793 - DIGG's doing a secret concert downtown. 59 00:02:12,862 --> 00:02:15,413 We are going! - You don't wanna see this? 60 00:02:15,482 --> 00:02:18,413 It took these mountain men six months to craft that sauce. 61 00:02:18,482 --> 00:02:21,034 - You need more than barbeque TV in your life, girl. 62 00:02:21,103 --> 00:02:23,241 Grab your cloaking brooch and let's go! 63 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:27,724 - Let us rock and roll! 64 00:02:27,793 --> 00:02:29,655 [rock music] 65 00:02:29,724 --> 00:02:32,103 - ♪ Pizza pit much, munch, munch ♪ 66 00:02:32,172 --> 00:02:33,896 ♪ In the pizza pit ♪ 67 00:02:33,965 --> 00:02:35,896 ♪ Eat some crust eat some crust ♪ 68 00:02:35,965 --> 00:02:39,551 - Whoo! I'm floating on a sea of fingers! 69 00:02:44,379 --> 00:02:47,206 - Sunita! Your cloaking brooch! 70 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,241 - My cloaking brooch! 71 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:52,586 That was a gift from my Grand-Googly! 72 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:54,758 - We gotta hunt down the jerk who stole it. 73 00:02:54,827 --> 00:02:57,137 - Too bad your Turtle friends are off in the woods. 74 00:02:57,206 --> 00:02:59,034 - Help, April! 75 00:02:59,103 --> 00:03:01,068 - Sunita! - Let us out! 76 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:03,551 [silence] 77 00:03:03,620 --> 00:03:06,275 - I'm tank-aphobic! Help! 78 00:03:06,344 --> 00:03:08,000 [shouts] 79 00:03:08,068 --> 00:03:09,655 - Why did I soundproof the tank? 80 00:03:09,724 --> 00:03:11,241 - I'll try the horn! 81 00:03:11,310 --> 00:03:13,034 [horn blasting] 82 00:03:13,103 --> 00:03:15,206 [silence] 83 00:03:16,517 --> 00:03:19,862 - Why did I soundproof the garage? 84 00:03:19,931 --> 00:03:21,068 - We don't need 'em! 85 00:03:21,137 --> 00:03:22,620 I know New York better than anybody! 86 00:03:22,689 --> 00:03:24,206 If anyone can get your brooch back, 87 00:03:24,275 --> 00:03:26,931 it's me, April O'Neil! 88 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,931 Rumor has it, any brooch stolen in the tri-state area 89 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,103 eventually ends up going through here. 90 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:37,379 - Whoa. The Brooch District. 91 00:03:40,068 --> 00:03:42,620 - Hey, yo, Brooch man. 92 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:47,000 I'm looking for a very special kind of brooch. 93 00:03:47,068 --> 00:03:49,965 One that someone may or may not 94 00:03:50,034 --> 00:03:52,137 just have tried to sell to you 95 00:03:52,206 --> 00:03:54,448 on account of its specialness. 96 00:03:54,517 --> 00:03:56,413 Wink, wink. 97 00:03:56,482 --> 00:04:01,448 - Look kid, my clients expect a certain level of discretion. 98 00:04:01,517 --> 00:04:04,034 You think I'm just gonna tell you the brooch was bought 99 00:04:04,103 --> 00:04:07,482 by some big guy with a thick neck and an upturned nose, 100 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:10,896 in a paper hat on his way to Channel 6 in a late model 101 00:04:10,965 --> 00:04:13,310 charcoal gray stretch limo? 102 00:04:13,379 --> 00:04:15,689 Oh no, no, no, no. You ain't gettin' nothin' 103 00:04:15,758 --> 00:04:18,620 from ol' Loose Lips Malinowski here. 104 00:04:18,689 --> 00:04:20,241 Schmoo, schmoo. 105 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:24,344 - See, what'd I tell you? 106 00:04:24,413 --> 00:04:26,517 April's got your back. 107 00:04:26,586 --> 00:04:28,379 And we didn't need to bother the boys 108 00:04:28,448 --> 00:04:30,586 on their serious training mission. 109 00:04:30,655 --> 00:04:32,620 - [shouting] 110 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,172 - [grunting] 111 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:36,034 - [groaning] 112 00:04:36,103 --> 00:04:39,103 [all groaning and shouting] 113 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:46,034 - Do your thing, Googly-girl. 114 00:04:46,103 --> 00:04:49,137 - Party! - [shrieks] 115 00:04:51,482 --> 00:04:53,482 [groans] 116 00:05:01,965 --> 00:05:04,482 - Maybe it's not worth it. I mean, I want my brooch, 117 00:05:04,551 --> 00:05:07,275 but I can't risk being seen in my Googly-form. 118 00:05:07,344 --> 00:05:08,862 - Come on. Would April O'Neil 119 00:05:08,931 --> 00:05:10,793 get her good friend Sunita into a pickle? 120 00:05:10,862 --> 00:05:13,413 Answer at 11. 121 00:05:15,344 --> 00:05:17,206 - Who are you? 122 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,689 - Oh, I'm the, uh... new weather person, 123 00:05:19,758 --> 00:05:23,206 April O...Nimbus? 124 00:05:26,448 --> 00:05:28,655 We've got sunny skies inland but, uh-oh, 125 00:05:28,724 --> 00:05:30,896 looks like some rain clouds coming in on the coast 126 00:05:30,965 --> 00:05:34,758 and a pair of...eyeballs hovering over New Jersey. 127 00:05:34,827 --> 00:05:37,620 Better wear your... rain goggles! 128 00:05:37,689 --> 00:05:40,172 For Channel Six weather, this is April O... 129 00:05:40,241 --> 00:05:42,862 Nimbus! Signing off. 130 00:05:43,896 --> 00:05:47,620 - I like your stuff, kid. Tell Mel Niño he's fired. 131 00:05:47,689 --> 00:05:49,379 - We've got an emergency at the hit cooking show 132 00:05:49,448 --> 00:05:50,724 Kondescending Kitchen! 133 00:05:50,793 --> 00:05:52,931 Our abusive host Guy Flambé is missing! 134 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,896 And some even meaner guy is trying to take his place! 135 00:05:55,965 --> 00:05:57,586 - What? - I said... 136 00:05:57,655 --> 00:06:00,896 [gasps] - Okay, okay, let's go. 137 00:06:00,965 --> 00:06:03,034 [all yelling in panic] 138 00:06:03,103 --> 00:06:05,551 - My brooch! 139 00:06:06,793 --> 00:06:08,206 - Where's Flambé? 140 00:06:08,275 --> 00:06:11,275 - He's a bit tied up at the moment. 141 00:06:11,344 --> 00:06:13,586 - [muffled grunting] 142 00:06:13,655 --> 00:06:16,965 - [whistles] I meant that literally. 143 00:06:17,034 --> 00:06:18,827 [all gasp] 144 00:06:22,137 --> 00:06:24,034 - This is bad. - What? 145 00:06:24,103 --> 00:06:26,724 - That's Meat Sweats. He's a crazy dangerous mutant 146 00:06:26,793 --> 00:06:28,793 and thanks to me he's using your Grand-Googly's brooch 147 00:06:28,862 --> 00:06:30,103 to disguise himself! 148 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:31,517 - That's right, dears. 149 00:06:31,586 --> 00:06:33,620 Rupert Swaggart has returned 150 00:06:33,689 --> 00:06:39,034 as your beloved reviled host of Kondescending Kitchen! 151 00:06:39,103 --> 00:06:41,448 Applaud me! 152 00:06:42,241 --> 00:06:44,793 - But what about that freak accident that made you look-- 153 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:46,620 monstrously piggish? 154 00:06:46,689 --> 00:06:48,862 [all gasp] 155 00:06:48,931 --> 00:06:50,586 - [squealing] 156 00:06:52,275 --> 00:06:54,068 - Hollywood magic. 157 00:06:54,137 --> 00:06:58,448 The details of my demise were greatly exaggerated. 158 00:06:58,517 --> 00:07:02,344 Look at me boat race. All sorts of handsome is me. 159 00:07:02,413 --> 00:07:04,413 [all cheering] 160 00:07:04,482 --> 00:07:07,344 Now that I'm back behind the counter, 161 00:07:07,413 --> 00:07:11,137 what time is it, friends? It's time to... 162 00:07:11,206 --> 00:07:14,000 all: Unleash the flavor! 163 00:07:15,758 --> 00:07:17,413 - I don't know about this, April. 164 00:07:17,482 --> 00:07:19,655 Maybe we should just leave? - Not a chance! 165 00:07:19,724 --> 00:07:21,689 I'm not leaving you exposed like this. 166 00:07:21,758 --> 00:07:24,103 I promised I'd get your Grand-Googly's brooch back, 167 00:07:24,172 --> 00:07:25,793 and I will. 168 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:29,793 - Contestants, bring your entrees to me 169 00:07:29,862 --> 00:07:33,275 and I shall tell you how much they offend 170 00:07:33,344 --> 00:07:36,448 my classically trained palate. 171 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:43,068 - Chef, for you today I've made a simple risotto 172 00:07:43,137 --> 00:07:46,172 with a touch of unleashed flavor. 173 00:07:46,241 --> 00:07:49,275 - Nobody likes a suck-up... 174 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:52,172 except for me. 175 00:07:52,241 --> 00:07:53,896 [groans] 176 00:07:53,965 --> 00:07:56,689 [shouting] 177 00:07:57,758 --> 00:08:01,413 What is this wretched flavor? 178 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:04,241 - Oh, it's just an old family recipe called... 179 00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:06,344 too much hot sauce! 180 00:08:06,413 --> 00:08:08,448 - [groaning] 181 00:08:08,517 --> 00:08:11,034 My pristine palate! 182 00:08:14,413 --> 00:08:16,517 [all gasping] 183 00:08:16,586 --> 00:08:18,241 - [snorts] - I got it! 184 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:19,448 Let's go! 185 00:08:19,517 --> 00:08:22,000 [all screaming] 186 00:08:23,827 --> 00:08:26,965 - My face! My gorgeous face! 187 00:08:27,034 --> 00:08:28,517 [snorts] 188 00:08:28,586 --> 00:08:30,965 Technical difficulties! 189 00:08:31,034 --> 00:08:32,827 Stay tuned! 190 00:08:35,344 --> 00:08:37,275 [all cheering] 191 00:08:37,344 --> 00:08:38,379 [exhales] 192 00:08:38,448 --> 00:08:39,655 [growls] 193 00:08:39,724 --> 00:08:42,344 - This way! - [growling] 194 00:08:42,413 --> 00:08:44,931 [snorting] 195 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,862 [both yelling] 196 00:08:47,931 --> 00:08:49,896 [growling] 197 00:08:51,241 --> 00:08:53,379 - I'm so sorry, Sunita. 198 00:08:53,448 --> 00:08:55,448 None of this would've happened if I hadn't dragged you out. 199 00:08:55,517 --> 00:08:56,689 I'm the worst. 200 00:08:56,758 --> 00:08:59,586 - Are you kidding me? You're amazing. 201 00:08:59,655 --> 00:09:01,172 Sure, you convinced me to go to that concert 202 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,586 where I got robbed, and then you took us to that 203 00:09:03,655 --> 00:09:05,000 seedy part of town and then came here and unleashed 204 00:09:05,068 --> 00:09:07,034 a seven foot mutant pig who wants to filet us, 205 00:09:07,103 --> 00:09:09,862 but this has been one of the most exciting 206 00:09:09,931 --> 00:09:11,586 nights of my life. 207 00:09:11,655 --> 00:09:13,172 [laughs] - [growls] 208 00:09:13,241 --> 00:09:15,000 - Uh-oh! 209 00:09:18,655 --> 00:09:21,344 both: Bite-sized bash! 210 00:09:21,413 --> 00:09:24,551 - [grunting] 211 00:09:29,172 --> 00:09:31,586 - This is way more fun than that barbecue show! 212 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:34,517 - Barbeque show! Great idea. 213 00:09:34,586 --> 00:09:36,689 Just need to get past this pig. 214 00:09:36,758 --> 00:09:38,827 April... 215 00:09:38,896 --> 00:09:41,758 O'Neil! 216 00:09:44,896 --> 00:09:46,793 - Oh! 217 00:09:48,103 --> 00:09:49,586 - Hmm... 218 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:51,310 [shouts] Ah! 219 00:09:51,379 --> 00:09:52,413 [laughs] 220 00:09:52,482 --> 00:09:54,241 [shouts] 221 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:56,655 [both shouting] 222 00:10:00,655 --> 00:10:03,103 - End of the line, lassies. 223 00:10:03,172 --> 00:10:04,965 Enough's enough. 224 00:10:06,413 --> 00:10:08,103 - Is it? [sniffs] 225 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,517 Do you smell that, Sunita? 226 00:10:10,586 --> 00:10:13,000 - [sniffs] I sure do. 227 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,827 - I want the cloaking brooch 228 00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:22,034 and I will not be stopped. 229 00:10:22,103 --> 00:10:23,896 Huh? 230 00:10:25,172 --> 00:10:28,241 - Mmm, look at this little piggy wiggy! 231 00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:31,482 - That's some prime swine! 232 00:10:31,551 --> 00:10:34,413 Get me my slicing blades. 233 00:10:34,482 --> 00:10:36,517 [all chanting] Sauce that hog! 234 00:10:36,586 --> 00:10:38,896 - Wait, wait! At least soak me in brine 235 00:10:38,965 --> 00:10:41,931 before you cook me! I have a recipe! 236 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,172 Oh, horseradish. 237 00:10:46,344 --> 00:10:49,068 both: Best girls night ever! 238 00:10:50,862 --> 00:10:55,000 [beeping] 24 hour lockdown complete. 239 00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:57,413 [all groan] 240 00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:58,965 [cheering] - We're free! 241 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:00,551 - Yay! - Yes! 242 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:03,310 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [sobbing] Why? 243 00:11:03,379 --> 00:11:04,758 - We're free, we're free! 244 00:11:04,827 --> 00:11:06,793 - Back already? How was your trip? 245 00:11:06,862 --> 00:11:08,793 Hey, what's this brand-new giant button do? 246 00:11:08,862 --> 00:11:10,965 all: No, no, no, no, no! 247 00:11:11,034 --> 00:11:15,103 - 24 hour garage lockdown activated. 248 00:11:15,172 --> 00:11:17,034 both: Girls night two!