1 00:00:08,068 --> 00:00:09,448 - ♪ Rise of the ♪ 2 00:00:09,517 --> 00:00:11,344 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 3 00:00:11,413 --> 00:00:12,379 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 4 00:00:12,448 --> 00:00:14,034 ♪ Rise of the ♪ 5 00:00:14,103 --> 00:00:15,793 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 6 00:00:15,862 --> 00:00:17,689 ♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪ 7 00:00:17,758 --> 00:00:19,724 ♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪ 8 00:00:19,793 --> 00:00:21,517 ♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪ 9 00:00:21,586 --> 00:00:23,551 ♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪ 10 00:00:23,620 --> 00:00:24,896 ♪ With each other they discover ♪ 11 00:00:24,965 --> 00:00:26,000 ♪ Their destiny and rise ♪ 12 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:27,068 ♪ Cowabunga ♪ 13 00:00:27,137 --> 00:00:28,517 ♪ Rise of the ♪ 14 00:00:28,586 --> 00:00:30,344 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 15 00:00:30,413 --> 00:00:32,068 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 16 00:00:32,137 --> 00:00:34,586 ♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪ 17 00:00:34,655 --> 00:00:39,862 ♪ Rise ♪ 18 00:00:40,275 --> 00:00:44,310 - [laughs menacingly] Lou Jitsu, you are finished! 19 00:00:44,379 --> 00:00:47,620 For we are fifty and you are just one! 20 00:00:47,689 --> 00:00:49,965 - Ah, that's what you think. For Master Greenberg, 21 00:00:50,034 --> 00:00:52,172 before he was eaten by a horse, taught me... 22 00:00:52,241 --> 00:00:54,620 the 50 Man Punch! 23 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Hot...soo-- 24 00:00:58,068 --> 00:01:00,620 - Oh, oh, a fun trivia fact about this scene-- 25 00:01:01,724 --> 00:01:03,241 - No! - What are you doing? 26 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:04,758 Play the punch! 27 00:01:04,827 --> 00:01:06,724 [all chanting] Punch! Punch! Punch! 28 00:01:06,793 --> 00:01:09,655 - I thought you'd enjoy some inside tidbit info 29 00:01:09,724 --> 00:01:12,965 from your movie hero...me. 30 00:01:13,034 --> 00:01:15,931 [all chanting] Punch, punch, punch! 31 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,344 - Whoever said never meet your idols never met me. 32 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,482 Am I right boys? 33 00:01:21,551 --> 00:01:24,551 I can still remember every stuntman's name. 34 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:28,517 Ryker, Chad, Wilder, 35 00:01:28,586 --> 00:01:30,551 the Brian twins, 36 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:33,068 Kris with a K, Josh... 37 00:01:33,137 --> 00:01:35,551 - Is it just me, or was Lou Jitsu a lot cooler 38 00:01:35,620 --> 00:01:37,206 before he was our dad? 39 00:01:38,655 --> 00:01:40,931 - [gasps] Good Galileo! 40 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,620 The original Jupiter Jim is gonna be at Galaxy Con! 41 00:01:43,689 --> 00:01:46,448 - Marques Moncrief?! He's my all-time favorite 42 00:01:46,517 --> 00:01:48,827 actor slash role model slash father figure. 43 00:01:48,896 --> 00:01:51,310 - I am standing right here. 44 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:54,482 And really? Marcus Moncrief? 45 00:01:54,551 --> 00:01:57,241 That guy couldn't hold my lobster bib. 46 00:01:57,310 --> 00:01:59,448 - Hey, we should get him to sign our special edition 47 00:01:59,517 --> 00:02:00,862 Jupiter Jim 1,000! 48 00:02:00,931 --> 00:02:02,862 - To the comic book safe! 49 00:02:02,931 --> 00:02:06,896 - Hmm...Kris with a K would never treat me like that. 50 00:02:11,793 --> 00:02:13,586 - Begin voice-match I.D. 51 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:15,172 - We don't have time for this! 52 00:02:15,241 --> 00:02:18,379 - Voice not recognized. 53 00:02:18,448 --> 00:02:22,206 - Bootyyyshak3r9000. [chuckles] 54 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:25,310 - Access granted. 55 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:28,551 [all gasp] 56 00:02:31,517 --> 00:02:33,724 - It's beautiful. 57 00:02:33,793 --> 00:02:36,000 - Galaxy Con. 58 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:38,448 The one place we fit right in. 59 00:02:38,517 --> 00:02:41,310 - Now, if the masses puncture the mylar, save the comic-- 60 00:02:41,379 --> 00:02:44,103 leave me behind, but build statues to my sacrifice. 61 00:02:44,172 --> 00:02:46,000 - Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. 62 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:49,827 It's him. 63 00:02:51,448 --> 00:02:53,068 - Uh, Mr. Moncrief? 64 00:02:53,137 --> 00:02:56,931 - [chuckles] Looks like I'm being invaded. 65 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,172 Last warning, Turtle Alien scum, 66 00:03:00,241 --> 00:03:03,482 get off this planet! 67 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,000 - He's doing the movie! 68 00:03:05,068 --> 00:03:08,034 Prepare to be blasted, human! 69 00:03:08,103 --> 00:03:09,724 - Jupiter Jim's prime directive 70 00:03:09,793 --> 00:03:12,275 is to maintain interplanetary peace, 71 00:03:12,344 --> 00:03:16,344 and if you pose a threat to that I say... 72 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:20,379 "Jupiter Jim ahoy!" 73 00:03:20,448 --> 00:03:22,103 all: Pew, pew, pew! 74 00:03:22,172 --> 00:03:24,517 - Finger lasers, finger lasers, finger lasers! 75 00:03:24,586 --> 00:03:25,827 - Pew! Pew! Pew! - [groans] 76 00:03:25,896 --> 00:03:28,413 Jupiter Jim fake blastered me. 77 00:03:28,482 --> 00:03:30,620 I can die now. 78 00:03:32,068 --> 00:03:34,517 - Excuse me, um, Mr. Jampeter Jupe. 79 00:03:34,586 --> 00:03:36,586 [chuckles] I mean, Jampiter June... 80 00:03:36,655 --> 00:03:39,241 Ah, I mean, fans...we is. 81 00:03:39,310 --> 00:03:40,862 - What my brother's trying to say is 82 00:03:40,931 --> 00:03:42,655 we're your biggest fans, Mr. Moncrief. 83 00:03:42,724 --> 00:03:45,000 - We are so happy to meet you, ohh. 84 00:03:45,068 --> 00:03:47,931 - But not happy to eat you, as they said 85 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,137 in "Jupiter Jim and Shark People of Planet Shark." 86 00:03:51,206 --> 00:03:52,586 - Impressive. 87 00:03:52,655 --> 00:03:56,896 Say, how'd you Reptilians like to see the harpoon ray 88 00:03:56,965 --> 00:03:59,310 I dispatched those Shark People with, hmm? 89 00:03:59,379 --> 00:04:02,000 I have it at my headquarters. 90 00:04:02,068 --> 00:04:04,931 - [gasps] - Uh, like come to your house? 91 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,034 - Raph, when the single greatest actor in the history 92 00:04:07,103 --> 00:04:09,655 of low budget sci-fi invites you to his headquarters, 93 00:04:09,724 --> 00:04:12,172 you say yes! 94 00:04:13,448 --> 00:04:15,310 Yes! 95 00:04:15,379 --> 00:04:18,103 - Okay, then. Shall we? 96 00:04:18,172 --> 00:04:19,206 Jupiter Jim... 97 00:04:19,275 --> 00:04:22,103 all: Ahoy! 98 00:04:23,724 --> 00:04:27,000 - Can somebody cover me? I'm all out of earth dollars. 99 00:04:27,068 --> 00:04:28,862 Welcome to my humble abode. 100 00:04:31,413 --> 00:04:33,413 all: The S.S. Starbolt! 101 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:36,137 - Wow! 102 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:37,793 - [gasp] 103 00:04:37,862 --> 00:04:40,137 - [laughing] 104 00:04:40,206 --> 00:04:42,379 - This place is so mint, I wish I could wrap it up 105 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,896 in a mylar sleeve. 106 00:04:44,965 --> 00:04:48,137 - Oh, it's beautiful. The only thing Splinter 107 00:04:48,206 --> 00:04:50,793 ever showed us was Lou Jitsu's old chest wigs. 108 00:04:50,862 --> 00:04:54,344 - Yeah, those were lame. And itchy. 109 00:04:54,413 --> 00:04:56,862 - Whoa, the Captain's Chair! 110 00:04:56,931 --> 00:04:59,655 - Welcome aboard the Starbolt. 111 00:04:59,724 --> 00:05:01,344 - Wait a minute, did he just change 112 00:05:01,413 --> 00:05:03,068 into a Jupiter Jim costume? 113 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:06,103 - He's giving us the ultimate fan experience. 114 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,620 And this ultimate fan is loving every second of it. 115 00:05:08,689 --> 00:05:10,965 - You rock, Mr. Moncrief. 116 00:05:11,034 --> 00:05:13,517 - Call me Jupiter Jim. 117 00:05:13,586 --> 00:05:16,206 Now, how about that harpoon ray? 118 00:05:17,482 --> 00:05:20,034 - Solar Sabers, Stidgian Thumb cuffs, 119 00:05:20,103 --> 00:05:22,413 Deltaroid torture sticks! Oh-ho-ho! 120 00:05:22,482 --> 00:05:23,724 Gentlemen, if you need me, 121 00:05:23,793 --> 00:05:25,206 I will be living inside this cabinet. 122 00:05:25,275 --> 00:05:27,137 [grunts] 123 00:05:27,206 --> 00:05:30,793 - Here she is. Who wants a go? 124 00:05:30,862 --> 00:05:32,689 - Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me! 125 00:05:32,758 --> 00:05:35,241 [groans] - [yelps] 126 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,896 - Whoa, uh, Mr. Jim, 127 00:05:37,965 --> 00:05:40,620 wasn't that laser a little, uh, real? 128 00:05:40,689 --> 00:05:42,517 - I was almost incinerated! 129 00:05:42,586 --> 00:05:44,862 Cool. 130 00:05:44,931 --> 00:05:47,137 - Sorry. I'm not worthy to handle 131 00:05:47,206 --> 00:05:50,000 your surprisingly real space laser. 132 00:05:50,068 --> 00:05:52,000 - I'll say. I should never have given 133 00:05:52,068 --> 00:05:54,000 such a weapon to the scourge of the galaxy! 134 00:05:54,068 --> 00:05:56,103 [inhales] Keep it together, Jim. 135 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:58,931 Another misstep like that and you're toast! 136 00:06:00,344 --> 00:06:02,103 - Well, uh, thanks for the tour, 137 00:06:02,172 --> 00:06:03,896 but we should probably be going. 138 00:06:03,965 --> 00:06:05,965 - No, I'm not going back to what's-his-rat. 139 00:06:06,034 --> 00:06:07,965 I want to see his, um his... 140 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,620 - Hall of victories! 141 00:06:09,689 --> 00:06:11,172 - Yeah. 142 00:06:11,241 --> 00:06:13,827 Can't leave without seeing this, fellas. 143 00:06:13,896 --> 00:06:16,103 - [laughs] 144 00:06:16,172 --> 00:06:18,000 - That, yes! 145 00:06:18,068 --> 00:06:20,620 Splinter's only got a Hall of Dirty Robes. 146 00:06:20,689 --> 00:06:22,241 - You guys go ahead. 147 00:06:22,310 --> 00:06:25,172 I'll initiate the comic signing protocol. 148 00:06:25,241 --> 00:06:27,551 - Yeah, I'll, uh, supervise. 149 00:06:29,172 --> 00:06:31,862 - Behold, a testament 150 00:06:31,931 --> 00:06:35,310 to my greatest intergalactic victories. 151 00:06:35,379 --> 00:06:36,517 - [squeals] 152 00:06:36,586 --> 00:06:39,413 "Jupiter Jim and the Robo Bloodsuckers!" 153 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:42,413 - Ah, that's the desert where you thumped the Kangaroolians! 154 00:06:42,482 --> 00:06:44,413 And--and--and that's Crushasaurus Mech! 155 00:06:44,482 --> 00:06:47,931 - Wanna see something really special? 156 00:06:50,241 --> 00:06:53,413 - "Jupiter Jim on Planet Reptilia!" 157 00:06:53,482 --> 00:06:56,137 - Wow! 158 00:06:56,206 --> 00:07:00,448 - You look right...at home. 159 00:07:00,517 --> 00:07:03,965 - [groans] 160 00:07:04,034 --> 00:07:06,827 - The Jupiter Jim Nerve Pinch is real? 161 00:07:06,896 --> 00:07:10,758 You paralyzed him-- do me do me! 162 00:07:10,827 --> 00:07:13,344 - Sure, thing, pally. 163 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:16,379 - I don't know, something about this dude 164 00:07:16,448 --> 00:07:18,068 is creeping me out. Let's just get the autograph 165 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:19,896 and jet, all right? 166 00:07:19,965 --> 00:07:21,827 - Do not rush me. 167 00:07:21,896 --> 00:07:24,068 Exposing interior pages to the elements could impact 168 00:07:24,137 --> 00:07:26,413 its Ultra-Mint Condition. 169 00:07:26,482 --> 00:07:28,310 - He's got some cool stuff, though. 170 00:07:28,379 --> 00:07:30,689 I mean, this statue really looks like his 171 00:07:30,758 --> 00:07:33,827 red panda sidekick, Red Fox. 172 00:07:33,896 --> 00:07:36,241 Ah, it blinked! 173 00:07:36,310 --> 00:07:39,689 - I'm sure it is merely an optical illusion caused by-- 174 00:07:39,758 --> 00:07:41,379 Oh no! - [shouting] 175 00:07:41,448 --> 00:07:44,448 - Help me. 176 00:07:44,517 --> 00:07:46,620 - She's...she's alive! 177 00:07:51,896 --> 00:07:54,551 They're all alive! 178 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:56,965 Moncrief thinks he's the real Jupiter Jim! 179 00:07:57,034 --> 00:07:59,689 And these poor fans are real villains! 180 00:07:59,758 --> 00:08:01,620 [gasps] Leo and Mikey! 181 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:04,689 Where's Moncrief? 182 00:08:04,758 --> 00:08:06,310 - Jupiter Jim Ahoy! 183 00:08:06,379 --> 00:08:09,517 [both screaming] 184 00:08:10,965 --> 00:08:12,965 - Hand over our brothers, Moncrief! 185 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:15,448 - Moncrief? [scoffs] 186 00:08:15,517 --> 00:08:17,620 That's just an Earth name I use to lull villains 187 00:08:17,689 --> 00:08:20,689 such as you into a false sense of security. 188 00:08:20,758 --> 00:08:22,655 Then, pow! 189 00:08:22,724 --> 00:08:25,827 Jupiter Jim neutralizes the threat and once again 190 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:29,344 keeps the galaxy safe from evil. 191 00:08:29,413 --> 00:08:32,448 - Oh, I see. You're full-on crazy. 192 00:08:32,517 --> 00:08:34,862 Donnie, you go get Leo and Mikey. 193 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,241 I'll handle this space case. 194 00:08:37,310 --> 00:08:39,586 - Leo, help me! You're the super fan. 195 00:08:39,655 --> 00:08:43,413 - Answer...in...comic. 196 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:46,241 - Yeah, right, uh-huh, you cannot possibly 197 00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:48,206 be suggesting I expose this mint condition 198 00:08:48,275 --> 00:08:49,793 Jupiter Jim 1,000 to the elements! 199 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:50,965 - Donnie! 200 00:08:51,034 --> 00:08:52,413 - Can't we just get new brothers? 201 00:08:52,482 --> 00:08:53,448 all: Donnie! 202 00:08:53,517 --> 00:08:55,000 - Okay, okay. 203 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,862 [dramatic music] 204 00:08:57,931 --> 00:08:59,896 ♪ ♪ 205 00:08:59,965 --> 00:09:01,689 Mint, gah! Near mint. 206 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,206 [groans] Fine, oh! 207 00:09:03,275 --> 00:09:05,379 Very good--no, I can't look! 208 00:09:06,689 --> 00:09:09,310 Jupiter Jim's Nerve Pinch reverse technique! 209 00:09:14,689 --> 00:09:16,689 - We're free! 210 00:09:16,758 --> 00:09:19,000 - But at what cost? 211 00:09:21,413 --> 00:09:24,344 - Um, little help over here! 212 00:09:24,413 --> 00:09:26,000 - One down! 213 00:09:26,068 --> 00:09:27,896 - You'll never catch the rest of us, Moncrief. 214 00:09:27,965 --> 00:09:29,413 Come on guys, let's-- - [groans] 215 00:09:29,482 --> 00:09:32,689 - [laughs menacingly] Take that, alien scum! 216 00:09:32,758 --> 00:09:36,448 I will protect this Earth from all evil. 217 00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:38,517 - If he thinks we're real aliens, 218 00:09:38,586 --> 00:09:41,034 let's be real aliens. 219 00:09:41,103 --> 00:09:43,310 Freeze, Jupiter Jim 220 00:09:43,379 --> 00:09:46,724 or I will blast you with the Invisible Blaster from, 221 00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:48,896 um, Seti Alpha Nine as seen in 222 00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:52,620 "Jupiter Jim and the Invisible Blaster from Seti Alpha Nine." 223 00:09:52,689 --> 00:09:54,379 - Egad! Don't shoot! 224 00:09:54,448 --> 00:09:56,034 [both grunt] I should've planned 225 00:09:56,103 --> 00:09:58,068 for your devious reptilian cunning. 226 00:09:58,137 --> 00:10:00,896 - Now, it doesn't have to be this way. 227 00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:04,379 For Centulons our species have been at war, 228 00:10:04,448 --> 00:10:06,758 but the one thing I know Jupiter Jim values 229 00:10:06,827 --> 00:10:08,758 above all else 230 00:10:08,827 --> 00:10:11,137 is interplanetary peace. 231 00:10:11,206 --> 00:10:14,379 - That is my prime directive... 232 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,965 - And peace begins with a hug. 233 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:19,689 What do you say? Bring it in, bro. 234 00:10:19,758 --> 00:10:22,034 [yelps] - Peace, ahoy. 235 00:10:24,068 --> 00:10:26,241 - Little mustard on that hug, but all good. 236 00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:29,137 - Now that our species have a tenuous alliance, 237 00:10:29,206 --> 00:10:31,793 I'll be seeing you around the galaxy. 238 00:10:31,862 --> 00:10:34,206 - I would love that. 239 00:10:34,275 --> 00:10:36,862 - Peace wins the day. 240 00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:38,241 But I'll be watching you. 241 00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:40,793 - Uh, guys? Just wanted to point out that 242 00:10:40,862 --> 00:10:44,103 these "villains" are actually regular people in costumes! 243 00:10:44,172 --> 00:10:45,931 Just wanted make it clear so we're all on 244 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,448 the same page moving forward. 245 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,310 - Until we meet again! 246 00:10:53,551 --> 00:10:57,689 - [sighs] How I miss my spandex onesies. 247 00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:00,379 - Ah, right where we left you. 248 00:11:00,448 --> 00:11:01,758 - Oh, uh... [clears throat] 249 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,344 Hello, sons. 250 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,310 How was your day hanging out with Jupiter Jerk? 251 00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:09,448 - Eh, it had its ups and downs. But who needs that guy? 252 00:11:09,517 --> 00:11:11,965 As far as we're concerned, we live with our hero. 253 00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:14,310 Our non-kidnap-y hero. 254 00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:17,275 - Yeah, tell us about that stuntman again. 255 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,103 - Oh, Chad! [chuckles] 256 00:11:20,172 --> 00:11:22,689 What a prankster.